Thread 213734800

British edish

first for duce

Don't be a hero brit, just let the nice little man expose himself to everyone

>imagine getting DONE by mousenonce of all people
holy shit. just when you think zeidys story can't get anymore pathetic

maybe the love of my life hasn't been born yet. Could see myself being 60 with a minx of a 30 year old wife

>>213734849
'

Time for a hot sweaty workout

>>213734849
what's the lowest age you'd date at your current age?

why do people find dimples attractive theyre grim

i'm going to do my eggs SCRAAAAAAMBLED

Could someone please suck me off

>>213734837
We'll have china tier situation where people wont get involved with anything because they dont want to get in trouble

might move to new zealand and get a chubby kiwi gf with a box fringe

>>213734891
18

>>213734894
No they're not

boobies ( . Y . )

>>213734902
China does not have any fellas that look like this living in their country

>>213734902
the Jackie Chan phenomenon

>>213734897
*fires up my 30year old henry hoover that ways 80kg *
Time for one last job old friend

window at work is wide open and i just want to dive out of it

>>213734933
he's just like us rorke

might move to australis and get a chubby aussie gf with a box fringe

>>213734933
Left 4 dead 2 infected type nigga

>>213734928
yes they are
nothing attractive bout em and they make the person look chubby cheeked so fat

>>213734933
What were they supposed to do? Just let him have his cock out and shout at people until the police came in 2 hours?

ways

once my device is complete the world will cower

>>213734935
you're supposed to empty them every now and then

Black man tinder catfish account goon toil

Laying in bed with a bellyful of red grapes. Took the day off work just to lay in bed fiddling with my willy

grabbed some bint's arse in a pub last night and got absolutely battered, pretty sure my rib is broken

fucking white knights all i did was cup my hand around her arse cheek ffs

imagine if you had to wank off henrys nozzle to get the muck out LOL

got dimples and a bum chin me

sat here thinking about it all really

flatten New Zealand with atomic bombs

*wanking off deano*
mate that is class

>>213734997
If that were my bint I'd have your knob for a keepsake

jeets think they look like spainards and italians when in reality they look like this lmao

>>213735004
me on the right

'oo

>>213734876
VGH I'm an archaeologist and now I'm going to imagine that all of the potsherds I pick up were hand sculpted by big titted wenches

>>213734975
me when I tell the GP my bollocks keep bashing into my ankles when I walk

>>213735030
yeah in your mouth you little twerp

>>213734975
Theyre made of iron and coal

>>213735032
looks Spanish to me

proper fancy the apprentice at toil but I'm old enough to be her dad

>>213735042
Where's he going?

>>213735032
something quote feline about this fella

>>213735058
t.

>>213735060
to your house

>>213735002
got pimples and thicc bum me

>>213735043
corrr what an angel

>>213734933
YJK he's hooked up with at least 5 British roses

>>213735061
bro forgot to unquote

>>213735032
Cope on pedro

>>213735043
time team had a lot of sexy archaeology girls digging in tank tops

>>213735094
t.

FUCK ME THAT'S A TUNE

in 1000 years some thick autistic girl is gonna dredge up my femur

>>213735116
me when I fall over at the fishmongers

>>213735005
rude!

>>213735129
and you'll finally feel the touch of a woman

toil in just over an hour
should be illegal in this heat

>>213735144
needs to be done

Don't like when my vidya makes me watch my player character have sex. Feels like cuck porn, but rather than directing the bull verbally, I am using a keyboard

>>213735146
u've been done

>>213735152
not nice

>>213735156
right

>>213735156
ok

>>213735177
sowwy

You lot are proper weird me and smithy have been laughing at you wronguns all day

how easy is it to move to greece does anyone know reckon its cheap there

>>213735156
i have to agree it feels voyueristic instead of it being you doing the shagging

>>213735203
you won't so stop fantasising

>>213735156
i'm guessing you don't watch porn either then

https://youtu.be/F1ZtILHbdOs?si=tkMo9T9z5KzDCyFT

Is it over?

>>213735190
it ok darl, nz loves you x

>>213735203
not sure sorry

>>213735216
Just cuck stuff

the shower scene in schindlers list is so hot i wish i was in the holocaust i would have saved all the hot jewesses an maybe they would let me fuck them in return

This is the pigslim general. What is pigslim you might ask? Pigslim is the acronym for
>poorfag
>incel
>gay
>schizophrenic
>low IQ
>manlet
If you are all of those things then you are welcome here.

>>213735203
you're already in greece you smelly bastard

>>213735203
odd post

you ever look at the night sky and wonder if theres aliens

>>213735032
tommy verchoudary

It not lush de lads :/

>>213735193
I'll cave yours and "smithys" (aka jew) heads in with a ball pein hamma

>>213735239
different Abrahamic religion actually tommeh

when we were kids my friend ben told me that when i was with a girl i should think about how close she was to me occupying the same air only separated by our shirts

>>213735261
>poorfag
yes
>incel
yes
>gay
little bit
>schizophrenic
NO
>low IQ
yes
>manlet
NO

you almost got me

>>213735273
he doesnt look happier than a seagull with a chip

>>213735261
I'm only one of these

Might cuck myself

>>213735280
What

>>213735273
What bereavement has be experienced has his cock finally disappeared forever beneath his massive shit and fish smelling overhanging gut?

>>213735269
I wonder when a comet is gonna fly down and heem me out of my misery haha x

Sir Pigslim

>>213735305
why is life so pain

time for some incel deadlifts

>>213735325
reap what you sow apparently

americans have bizarre names man

shi like Peyton

>>213735291
there's a hot tranny on the 'hub from nz who gets "her" cheeks clapped. think it's called "being cheeky gets me pressed against a wall" by littlemapleberry. I've fapped to that video numerous times now
thought you'd might like to know is all

need to reskill in an internationally in demand subject
need to leave
need to earn double my wage somewhere sunny
I've got enough savings to get a STEM degree then I'll fuck off, hope I'm not too old

>>213735353
I try not to watch the porn myself as the doctor says its bad for the mental health x

>>213735366
*gets zeemed by AI
thanks for the shekels
t. a university

>>213735366
>2025
>STEM

lmao

Still download all of my music and films, still own DVDs, still buy physical books, still use an mp3 player

>>213735342
brits have bizarre names like Percival and Humphrey

>>213735405
medal's in the post

>>213735413
noboddy has those names though

>>213735413
Forgot Gaylord, Gaylord

>>213735342
American niggas got names like "Ja'quavious Ramirez Lincoln foolio von coolio Washington Hernendez IV"

>>213735422
ok so what was your point then

>>213735419
archaic gimmick

stemfags still have a few years

in a work meeting, East Asian bloke talking about AI
just called chatgpt an "erruh erruh em"

>>213735388
that's fair. just thought you'd might like to support your fellow countryMEN x

My name's Pisstopher

>>213735434
americans have weird names and actually use them
you see 19 year old american girls on instagram called peyton and stuff

>>213735405
>spend a pretty pound on a dvd
>scratch it slightly and completely render it useless
Good riddance to DVD and CD I say

>>213735452
percy is percival btw

>>213735442
screm

>>213735440
me when my weedwhacker breaks

>>213735442
>erruh erruh em

Ponder the following:

>>213735463
i know

wwwpd
what would wankard pooser do

>>213735459
How clumsy do you have to be to scratch a DVD badly enough to the point that it's completely useless?

>>213735304
Have some empathy you fucking ghoul

Bit bored of /int/ after 12 years of coming here, find it just a time and productivity sink, I could honestly just sit on /brit/ all fucking day.

Action is being taken rorke, so just shut up yeah?

>>213735499
Ktim I scroll /brit/ and twitter all day

>>213735405
I buy physical non-fiction books because I hate flicking through pages on my Kindle, but I use that for fiction.

>>213735493
I am a very clumbsy person and often cause trouble

>>213735468
screem

new slur for hipsters just dropped: pageflicker

>>213735499
the only thing i was addicted as much as /brit/ was WoW and that's because of the constant social moments in the game with guild chat and shit

i hate women

>>213735400
>>213735404
>>213735440
surely STEMfags are at least performing the best? humanities retards are suffering at the moment, at least STEMfags have technical skills to sell

Get into trades. AI is going to replace officerunt jobs in 10 years

>>213735577
life isn't a university-based soap opera, kid, grown-ups just have jobs

should have done humanities i fucking hate stem but actually care about art and history and stuff

>>213735577
ai can do it all now, or will be able to within 3 years

Overdue getting my knob caught in me zipper. Not looking forward to it

>>213735304
His dad died you horrible cunt

>>213735604
>>213735615
just 2 more weeks

>>213735604
mate in 10 years youll make your house with a chatgpt prompt

i stay away from the normie internet because you have to have your photo and real name and that

lads does your willy stick straight up or forwards when you get a boaner?? i thought it was size related but saw some big willyies stick up and some small ones hang forwards

>>213735609
you'd just be unemployed/working a dead end skilless office runt job/civil service

funny how white people have been ruining the world now for the sake of “progress” for like 400 years. now they’re literally creating a future no one wants with ai just for the sake of it

>>213735615
cope

the lads

>>213735500
>three other have been charged but failed to appear at court
Howling, imagine being an illegal, getting arrested, thinking this is the end and then just being allowed to leave and trusted to turn up for your hearing
You'd be dumbfounded and laughing at this utterly stupid country you'd found yourself in

the difference between late and early zoomers is mental

no bigger scam than a law degree. every retard has one, we literally produce 5x the amount of lawyers we need. people just choose it because it's got alot of prestige.

>>213735660
prefer not to say

next time i get a gf i am not going to ask her about her past. lets focus on the now babes x

>>213735707
It's entirely relevant when the video is about bereavement

Driving in places like Portsmouth must be hell, every street is a Mexican standoff between the oncoming car because all the tight streets are packed with cars taking up the space

>>213735702
age is a construct, we all move at our own pace!

>>213735725
buy an ad

got a guy in my head and not sure if I meet him in real life or if he's in the movies and that

In the yookay you can break the law daily if you are a poor criminal and not face any serious penalty but one step out of line as a white collar worker and your life is over

realised today i've become lachie 2.0
(early 30s neet who lives with parentbergs and spends a lot of his dole on escorts)
didn't think i was THAT autistic

>>213735747
if you met him he'd be in your head before long, alright
*mimes you eagerly choking on cock*

Been stuck on this

one of my sisters kept checking out my willy bulge in my trackies today the vile wench

He never existed, he was always just a figment of your imagination

>>213735755
thoughts on voyeuristic nurses and 23andme results?

getting an autism test done as an adult. it's time to accept the fact that I've got the 'tism, maybe get on the PIP while I'm at it why not.

>>213735792
never had a nurse look at my willy before, and wouldn't sell my genetic data to the jews

>>213735732
Think you'll find most places in the UK are like this lol.

>>213734902
Its called anarcho tyranny mate

>>213735812
>liberty
i mean they’re all a joke but c’mon

>>213735539
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NivJKUfa7Sw

>>213735794
in an ideal world wed blend people like you up and use your remains to feed livestock

literally nothing good on youtube anymore, all i get recommended are 40-minute video essays about franchises i don't give a shit about, might get started on my reading backlog

>stop a foreigner exposing himself on a public train
>arrest with the prospect of jail
>illegally migrate to and work here
>£26 fine and be on your way if you bother to turn up

so can any runt sell their sperm? Does the woman get to choose the DNA?

>>213735822
Not really
Half of Portsmouth is terraced housing with cars packing the streets

Why are jeans considered workwear if they're so uncomfortable and make you sweat your balls off the moment you start any mild physical activity

they have cameras in urinals that scan your dick information

Watching black guys have sex with white women

>>213735858
tag yourselves, I'm Pams Autistic Florist

favourite neil gaiman novel?

>>213735882
asf, it's been a while

>>213735781
>Rorke's Drift
Back when brits sticked knoifes into zulus instead of getting knoifed

>>213735894
?

>>213735855
there's a height limit, not even joking

baka, jews being discriminated against... AGAIN!. When will society learn?

>>213735855
you can't if you're under 5'10
i think they also have standards for IQ and/or educational attainment

Sir Bognor Regis

i have eaten some lettuce for brek

>>213735858
>only two pubs in that entire area
Country is done

>>213735920
scream

>>213735930
Look at Portsmouth on Google Maps, hardly any pubs in the whole place. Where do people go out? Such a weird place

>>213735892
69 Crotch Road

>>213735914
>can't if under 5'10
wtf no way this is real.

>>213735909
when was it introduced

>>213735920
>t.

>>213735946
There's quite a few down in Gunwharf Quays, right on the south of it. I suspect this is where most people go

>>213735914
What if you’re an autist?

>>213735732
this country is so fucking ugly no other place in europe is as bad as this
knock them all down and start again

>>213735948
we screen naturally-formed babies for severe disabilities aswell, so it seems pretty standard

>>213735974
being tall can be a severe disability lol

>>213735662
humanities wont be impacted by ai so we'll be the ones earning hundreds of grand a year while all the retard stemfags are working in supermarkets stacking shelves in a way deigned most efficient by their ai overlords lamo

this isn't sour grapes or anything (i am after all a 6'2 chad), but i wouldn't donate sperm no matter how much they paid me, don't like the idea of having a biological child somewhere in the world i'll never meet (unless i sign that clause that says they're allowed to find me when they become an adult, but even then it would be too weird)
also, the last thing the world needs is more single mothers

>>213735995
sorry you'll have to speak up, mate

What a shithole we live in

I make £60k in rental income but work a full time job as well
At first it felt good to know I was making a load of money but the tax rate on my full time job is now so stupid and something since 2020 has made workplaces absolutely abysmal
I'd be better off just doing nothing much aside from what I like and am obligated to do as a landlord and living off the rent instead of having the prestige of six figures, no?

im 5'10 so i can sell my semen
weird but good felling

>>213736016
and you'll have to let me know how much knee and back surgery you need

they don't pay for sperm donations in australia, nor blood donations
fucking clownworld ent it

>>213735999
this

week 4 incel weights COMPLETED!!

they tried taking donations from boys under 5'10 but it wasn't cost-effective to use standard specimen cups and they ran out of thimbles

>>213736053
how much did you deadlift

>>213736021
Why is he face so fat

can't believe sperm clinics even exists, it's not like jizz is in short supply

My volume, thickness and the speed and distance I can lob sperm is genuinely top-tier porn level. Shame my cock is 5.5 inches.

>>213736021
>feel

>>213735732
here in bath it's either your pic if it was built 100-200 years ago, or pic related if it was built more like 1000-2000 years ago

>>213736061
60kg
>>213736042
paying for it is kind of fucked cus youre draining desperate poor peoples lifeforce for pennies

>>213736076
um

>>213736021
>doesn’t protest the online safety act

>>213736072
do you reckon you could do danny d's signature move where he pulls it out of their fanny and spaffs all to the way to their face and then stuffs it back in the fanny and does the same thing again?

>>213736080
Good, add weight slowly and only if you have perfect form

>>213736076
Great gimmick

>>213736076
err mate... fella...

>>213736076
thanks for this mate, just got into pornhub

>>213735812
Black people don't have brown palms

>>213736076
looks peng except youve overcooked the sausages

dinz x

>>213736021
ok love go share a house with mohammed and his wife zara who thinks you’re a dirty kaffir for the night im sure they’re better company than some lads who don’t want to be the minority in their own home

>>213734933
theres 1.4 billion of them so they'll have even more freaks

>>213736076
Did you accidentally post a selfie lad

could anyone please let me know how to delete images i've posted to 4chan? many thanks.

two tone malone

Just went to a coffee shop and they asked me to wait outside for my to-go coffee. Is that normal or am I ugly?

can you debate with an ai?

i will use pretty much any illicit drug, but i refuse to touch alcohol

>>213736021
Seriously why is her face so fat though she looks thin. What causes this

>>213736068
It's because many women will pay for a service which allows them to pick out a 6ft plus chad's cum to impregnate themselves with to have perfect aryan children which is basically all sperm banks are fo
What's incredible is they are presented as a progressive and inclusive when it is literal eugenics programme for shitlib childless manless women to shit out would-have-been hitler youths

>>213736121
I like to imagine you abandoned your plate of bitterballen to come absolutely sprinting over and let us know we got a tiny detail wrong about non-white biology

You wouldn't have survived WW1

>>213735474
get him on the fulham poo

>>213736181
I'm a Brit ban evading.

>>213736182
I could've seems more like like a luck thing

>>213736179
do chads make up a big part of their donor base? i would've thought it would be pathetic weirdos desperate to pass on their genes however they can while making some money (donors don't get paid in australia but they do in most countries)

>>213736200
um

>>213736080
wtf just a 1plate deadlift?

Mmmm

>>213736138
Most deranged Nazi
Why don't you actually try talking to a brown person just once in your sweaty incel life?

not a misogynist i just don't trust women

>>213736098
Yep, easy.
It's actually a burden because when I have sex with my gf I can't just freely cum because it will just go fucking everywhere and make such a mess and if I don't put my hand over it it will easily spray all the way up into her face or well over her onto the wall behind my bed. Or i it goes on the sheets literally have to change the sheets. I have to use a johnny a lot.

would donate some spunk but i'm on nofap

>>213735910
portrait on the right looks ai generated

>>213736159
if you need to ask I've got bad news for you uglylad

>>213736179
umm sounds like eugenics... which is a bit um... fascist

>>213736200
sure you are, Jurgen, I can hear your clogs clapping from here

>girl asks to rearrange date cause she's ill
>say that's fine get well soon
>wait a week
>she's not even responded to that let alone tried to rearrange
Why not just tell me you're not interested

don't think the country is recoverable at this point may just be over

>>213736229
date autistic ones then

>>213736230
just spaff inside her as god intended

Get the fucking niggers raped

>>213736245
taken a week to get over seeing your whatsapp profile pic and she's not keen to fall ill again

>>213736247
what island are we moving to next then

>>213736245
take the hint virgin

>>213736245
she'll be fearing for her life if she reads this

>>213736021
It's true though. Of course someone who is a dirty tramp who would fuck loads of disgusting brown men for validation would prefer their company over normal, well adjusted people who make her feel bad about life.

>>213736220
He's been on it for less than a month, mong

>>213736247
Proportional representation will be the start of the healing process for Britain.

>>213736230
when i have sex with my mum i do the same but she loves cleaning

>>213736278
sreamin

>>213736245
The mysterious woman soul

gay friend says i look like the lad from the netflix series "you"
i do get obsessed over women and all

>>213736288
brother when i was 14 years old and skinny as a twig i still barely had a 1pl8 bench in weight lifting class

>>213736226
Not him, but I hate nonwhites because I work with hundreds of them. I talk to them, Africans, Indians, Pakistanis, and sure some of them are alright, but working with them all is a nightmare. When your experience of nonwhites is Mr Singh down the corner shop, or Dr Adewale from the gp surgery, it must be much easier to "like" them.

>>213736279
australia

>>213736214
There's a film about this, some guy with chad tier genetics donated his cum at hundreds of banks around the world and all the women kept picking him. He's got like 1000 kids lol.

>>213736278
Didn't even get to the WhatsApp stage

>>213736282
I have taken the hint that's obvious from my post

>>213736284
Why

ah this is fucking ace, i'll be getting down and dirty at wankdorf with young boys come september early access!

>>213736279
I'm going to Hungary for retirement, but unsure where to work between now and then.

ah, the fabled late thread slump as everyone saves their banger posts for the so-called new

>>213736320
what’s your experience with them been like

got bad doms from my first trip back to the gym

>>213736358
if you hover over the second link in this post, the "a"s line up
*waggles my mouse back and forth*
haha a go brrr

>>213736291
PR is what the state will do when it fears its time is up and a real, radical, patriotic government is going to happen under FPTP
It will forever lock in the uniparty, just out in the open
See Germany

>>213736279
the virgin islands

>>213736392
>real, radical, patriotic government
God I wish we could just kill you pathetic hitlerite scum already

>>213736392
The public will never vote in a modern British equivalent to the Nazis that only wants ethnically British people in the UK. It just won’t happen in this day and age especially when about half of all ethnic Brits are quite left wing and pro diversity. Pure fantasy.

>>213736315
To learn a proper form you need to start easy you deformed obese bastard

>>213736139
their government takes action stop anti social behavior like drug addiction, homelessness, etc

>>213736229
when you find a woman you can trust that's when you've found your wife

>>213736376
dont bring your bad attitude here

>>213736392
>having some votes be worth more than others is a good thing actually if it benefits my chud parties

Rorke mate you’re so washed

>>213736418
Sent this to the police btw

it's here
>>213736505
>>213736505
>>213736505

>>213736428
learning proper form means learning it with high intensity lol
you dont have a clue about lifting i can tell

>>213736497
I've always thought FPTP is the best system

>>213736513
so it is

>>213736378
To fully convey my experiences would take me a day, but an example.
When I work with Britons and Europeans, they approach me with the unspoken understanding that I have more knowledge than they do in my area of work. They will question me in order to gain understanding, so that we can work out their problem together.
When non whites work with me, they behave as if we are at odds. They will disagree with me, without being able to explain why, rather than attempting to understand what I am saying. They will try and get what they believe they want through confidently asserting themselves, without any substance behind what they are saying. Most of the time they will continue to behave this way, and you reach an impasse, but some will realise their strategy isnt working and calm down and begin to actively listen, and even then actually reaching a consensus with them is impossible.
They are all peoples of image, and bravado, without substance.

>>213736076
bongman

howl