Thread 213735241

I'm not rice pilled
I'm not potato pilled
But brother... Oh brother... I AM BEAN PILLED AS FUCK
IF YOUR CUNT AIN'T GOT NO BEAN DISH, YOUR ANCESTORS FAILED YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC NATION.
POST YOUR BEANS

Britishers will ignore this thread because they dont want to be called beaners

>>213735376
fact check: false

>>213735241 (OP)
Name a good bean dish. Not even arguing with you, I'm genuinely curious

>>213735241 (OP)
beans don't taste all that bad but they look a bit offputting.

>>213735241 (OP)
>>213735424
Imagine the farts

>>213735488
The legendary Hungarian Babgulyas
It's like potato gulyas but with beans.

>>213735488
burrito

>>213735621
They'd be heavenly if they weren't followed by napalm flames.

>>213735241 (OP)
No real singular bean dish to speak of so much as a collection of superstitions.
Even before the vanilla faces got here, corn, beans, and squash were in everything. The French side of my family would have brought fava beans with them (and possibly a nice chianti). Once they had navy beans, their search for something to serve with their duck and sausage was complete - so there's a solid chance that the modern cassoulet happened here first, and then someone went home with "Putain de merde! Nos feves sont horribles. Essayez ces petits salauds!"

>>213735647
Stop farting on lit napalm dude. You guys have some weird fetishes.

>>213735241 (OP)
Based. I don't think we have any bean dishes but I do enjoy eating them. I swear I'm the only customer at my local supermarket who buys beans. Bean packages are always on the lowest shelf possible and fully stocked so clearly nobody is buying them.

>>213735488
Oork and beans is a classic with many variations. Also feijoada.

everyone knows the goat, feijoada, but tutu à mineira is also a delicious bean dish check it out

>>213735647
speaking of farts i ate a shitton of brussel sprouts a couple hours ago now my farts reek of the sprouts

>>213735824
Eat some beans so you can fart more

>>213735424
I'm going insane

I don't think we have any specific bean dish that we created, but goodness gracious, do I love me some beans.

>>213735622
You're saying "gulyas" like anyone knows what that is.

>>213735683
>a solid chance that the modern cassoulet happened here first
it's the same legionnaire dish of antiquity that the Turks spread to Serbia and Romania and that is in OP

>>213735922
You don't have gulyas in the US? You can find that everywhere here wtf

>>213735902
You guys have reindeer dishes no? Be a pioneer make beans with reindeer

>>213736037
It would have had fava beans before the columbian exchange. Those pill-shaped white niggas? They're originally Peruvian.

>>213735922
goulash
the real stuff, not the hamburger helper with macaroni

>>213736136
Or lentils, or chickpeas or the other 100 types of eurasian legumes

>>213736189
all pulses, not one a true bean

>>213736219
Beans are pulses. I said legumes anyway

>>213736254
If you're making cassoulet without beans, what are you actually making? Might as well be a curry.

>>213736173
Nonono not goulash that's the stew, it's thick, it sticks to the spoon.
I'm talking about gulyas that's the soup it's beans soup and it's heavenly

My favourite is chickpea curry with omelette

>>213736328
The Hungarians would like a word... about stealing their words and doing horrible things to them.

peas>beans

come at me

>>213736365
You don't know about it since in NA you don't have the soup culture, immigrants don't cook it for you since you're only used to stews and cremes not proper soups like us in eu

>>213736377
I'm approaching, but I don't know what you want to do about this. You're entitled to your opinion on the matter, and for some dishes I'd agree.
I like this better than >>213736254's peas=beans

>>213736377
Always the fucking swedes with the dumbest culinary takes ever. Go eat your canned fucking rotten fish Larsson

>>213735241 (OP)
Beans are tasty af but they give me endless farts, so I don't eat them anymore

>>213736442
I can't say we're all immigrants, because half my family came here thousands of years ago, but it's not like anyone over here is great at keeping culinary secrets, especially when they start bitching about how they have to substitute ingredients because "The good paprika costs more than gold here and never arrives on time."
We've got Hungarians, MIhal.

>>213736377
I agree, NW Europeans have the best way of consuming veggies - steamed peas, carrots, broccoli, potatoes and a large cut of roast meat, dinner doesn't really get any better than that.

>>213736453
They are all pulses/legumes, but not all pulses are beans

>>213736474
Fuck you

>>213736548
Exactly, and we were talking about cassoulet - a beans-only club. Are you a member? No you're not, because you're not a bean. Take your bullshit next door.

Which countries have taken the broad bean pill? I know Egyptians eat them a lot but they have them when they're dried, we nearly always eat them fresh and green in salads. A delicious summer treat

>>213736560
Without ham? Je m'en calisse tabarnac d'osti!
I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but I wouldn't enjoy enjoying it.

>>213735241 (OP)
these are put in most rice dishes

>>213736651
i have never had split pea soup that didnt ham in it
its just not visible

>>213736617
I would think you guys would have higher cases of favism what with all your haricots. Good on you, I guess. Favas/broad beans are getting harder to find here, and they're never young - always old and dried, frozen, or canned. We really try to keep our idiot population from dying of bean-caused blood explosions.

>>213736586
You will never be a bean

i have heard if you eat beans frequently your gut adapts and you stop farting adn shitting yourself

>>213736779
I am unlikely to be served in a cassoulet, unless I fall into a meat grinder.

>>213736534
I didn't say that you don't have Hungarians, I said that they adapt their cuisine to NA. They don't make soup there since you don't have the soup culture in NA, read my post again

>>213735488
Neapolitan pasta e fagioli

>>213736820
You think they're not doing some good old home cooking here? C'mon man.
Besides, here in Fent Van City, there's a ramen shop on every corner, and a pho shop across from it, borsch and tom yum on every block, and every French restaurant has some soup of the day that's gone before lunch service is done.
We got soups mate. It's not all Habitant in a can.

>>213736759
It's actually not common to grow beans here especially historically, I think our often wet summers mean it's not a reliable crop.

Broad beans are the only relatively common one, I grow some down the allotment

>>213735488
I usually just fry up a pan of bacon, onions, garlic, hot sauce and kidney beans topped with a couple of fried eggs.

>>213737182
broad beans were a staple food in medieval Finland

>>213737782
Why is that a "were" and not a "still are"? You need to change that. make some beans now

>>213737962
they made a comeback like 10 years ago but most of the broad bean products sold in the supermarket are just processed vegan meat alternatives made of broad beans instead of just the actual beans. broad beans in a can cost like 3x the price of kidney beans or baked beans. the situation is dire

>>213738262
I will send you some already cooked beans, I have made a full pot and I can't eat it all alone

>>213738393
Much appreciated but I have red lentils stocked, they will last me through the month.

>>213735241 (OP)
For me, it's red beans and rice with cornbread

>>213739796
>red beans
looks the same as kidney beans. are they the same? there appears to be some kind of sausage in there too, seems scrumptious

>>213740228
Red beans are a different kind of bean but that picture honestly looks like it’s kidney beans
They’re redder and smaller than kidney beans
Red beans and rice is a Cajun food

>>213740228
>>213740295
Red beans get softer than kidney beans when cooked and honestly taste better

>>213735241 (OP)
I eat a lot of beans. I'm frugal and don't eat much meat so it makes sense. Lentil or bean soup, bean salad, pasta with beans, mashed potatoes and kidney beans, bean burgers...

>>213740295
>>213740383
damn this is kinda complicated

on a sidenote the jimmy mcgriff album electric funk is a lot better than his album red beans

>>213740228
>>213740295
>>213740383
>>213740405
The "red beans" in red beans and rice are kidney beans, at least that's what I've always used
t. cajun

>>213740405
Red beans and rice is Cajun (New Orleans) so ours are New Orleans reds even though we don’t say that anymore
It’s other languages that call kidney beans red beans, small red beans are mostly a Caribbean thing

>>213740467
>Cajun
Your mamaw’s recipe was wrong, it’s supposed to be red beans
Probably couldn’t find the right beans during the war
t. Also Cajun

Kidney beans in red beans and rice is like using chicken in a turkey sandwich
Close enough sure but it’s fucking WRONG

>>213735488
ričet

>>213740487
>>213740560
>Red beans and rice is an emblematic dish of Louisiana Creole cuisine (not originally of Cajun cuisine) traditionally made on Mondays with small red beans,
so "small red beans" are the traditional choice? also lmao at the thought that cajun people also have a dedicated bean day of the week, in Finland we always eat pea soup on Thursdays

>>213740716
This is back when Creole meant white French colonists and not mixed race French-African while Cajuns were Acadians
I think it was the Haitian Creoles who came after the Haitian Revolution who brought it but I’m not sure

>>213740716
Monday was bean day at school when I was growing up lol

DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS LOL

>>213741122
Pasta e fazoi? OVA here!
(My name is Di Stefano btw)

>>213740874
>The Acadians (French: Acadiens; European French: [akadjɛ̃], Acadian French: [akad͡zjɛ̃]) are an ethnic group descended from the French who settled in the New France colony of Acadia during the 17th and 18th centuries. Today, most descendants of Acadians live in either the Northern American region of Acadia, where descendants of Acadians who escaped the Expulsion of the Acadians (a.k.a. The Great Upheaval / Le Grand Dérangement) re-settled, or in Louisiana, where thousands of Acadians moved in the late 1700s. Descendants of the Louisiana Acadians are most commonly known as Cajuns, the anglicized term of "Acadian".[3]
huh. you really do learn something new every day
>>213740910
based. monday was porridge day when I was a kid

why are mexicans called 'beaners' by americans if beans are not an exclusive thing of Mexico and their own ancestors (brits) are obsessed with it?

>>213741232
The Anglo’s crimes know no bounds, Finnanon
And then they forced us to stop speaking French too

>>213741380
Stop asking question

>>213741380
Ever heard of the saying “Takes one to know one”?
If we eat a lot of beans and they eat even more, then they’re beaners

>>213741198
Staje zitt coglione

>>213741383
I will never forgive them
My grandma's native language was French and she was forced to stop speaking it once that law got passed in the 20s

>>213741534
My grandparents used to tell me about how they’d get hit at school for slipping up and saying a French word

>>213741593
Mine too. My grandma outright refused to speak it in public again until near the end of her life. Her dad hated English people and refused to even attempt to learn it so she had to be his translator kek

>>213740295
>Red beans and rice is a West African food
Fixed your glaring mistake for ya