How do you cope with the fact that you will never be Italian?

>>213736855 (OP)
I thank Allah every day.

>>213736855 (OP)
I thank JVPITER every day.

I'm Roman therefore Italian

rather be a bong than a shitalian to be desu

>>213736958
show us your best swan dive off the nearest balcony

>>213736855 (OP)
I am Greek.

>Italians overtake the UK in Poor People Points and they all go berserk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67yFuELBJRU&list=LL&index=10

italian laguage look like angel singing

I curse my great grandparents for leaving Italy and Latium for fucking Paris everyday

Italy doesn't have a higher GDP per capita than the UK

dat outfit fits her right

>>213736855 (OP)
>lazy and sleep all day

Those are the spaniards, we don't take siestas

Milan
Average one bedroom apartment 1400
Average after tax salary 1900

>>213736855 (OP)
by dumping my load inside of my italian girlfriend every night

>>213738034
shitalian that made it doesn't know the difference between gdp per capita nominal vs ppp

>>213736855 (OP)
Most Italian people are short and ugly and have a pallor to their skin.

>>213736855 (OP)
the reason why Gio Scotti is attractive is her Slavic genes, debate me

>>213738696
ppp is better when comparing standard of living

>>213736855 (OP)
>Spain, mediterranean country
>we live like in Bongland
I hate it.

>>213736855 (OP)
>How do you cope with the fact that you will never be Italian?
Depends do they have cute transgirls over there though?

>>213736855 (OP)
Both are browns yet.

>>213744752
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I am 1/16th Italian and thus qualified to comment that the English are the greatest and most successful race in history and all others should kneel before them

>>213744752
yet you are black

>>213737009
kek

>>213736855 (OP)
cant

>>213736855 (OP)
That statistic is so incredibly retarded, the UK is falling in the gutter but it's still leagues better than Shitaly

>>213749426
leagues better in what? fish and chips consumption? the way I cope for not being italian is thinking "at least Im not an anglo".

>>213749531
Why do you need to cope at all? Greece is fantastic

>>213749679
no jobs, shit pay Ive heard

>>213749679
You have architecture so superior its not even funny. The food here could be considered better depending on opinion but your food is excellent as well.

>>213749790
Im teaching myself french so I can maybe move there btw. Sorry not sorry.

>>213749830
georgios? Its that you?

>>213749911
No that is some other anon. I backpacked on foot from paris to orleans one time and I decided that france is the best.

>>213750004
based, youre absolutely welcome anon

>>213750063
Thanks!

>>213736855 (OP)
I think about the Roman Empire eveyday

>>213749794
Are you kidding? You've got breathtaking monuments of all ages all over the country and the food is excellent
The only thing which is surprisingly bad in Greece is the wine, I've never had good wine in Greece
>>213749790
You're right, that tends to ruin everything

>>213750336
the Romans were just Roman, they conquered Italians.

>>213750348
>You've got breathtaking monuments
Some scattered ancient ruins and some tourist islands are good. But in italy thats the norm not the exception. For example you will not find something like this in greece, not even close.

>>213750473
Or something like this. "Live your myth in greece" poster is very honest about it.

>>213750473
Well I'm kind of a Greekaboo you know
Studied ancient Greek in high school, read a lot of the ancient literature and philosophy, been there and in Cyprus multiple times, I just love the Greek folk

>>213736855 (OP)
Thank you Vercingétorix

>>213750598
Thats cool but you will not find architectural excellence like this in greece.

>>213738160
Excuse me, it's 800 euros (at 30 min by metro from the center) and 1400 salary

>>213750473
Olympia and Delphi and Akropolis are 10 times more VGH than shitalian monuments

>>213750660
For me just Mycenae was so cool to justify the whole trip, not even talking about the stuff in Athens

>>213750660
lol no, they are good. But they are ruins and the exception. In italy architecture is simply superior as a rule. And not just the monuments I posted. For example I only need to google tuscany and every single pic is pleasant to the eye and makes you wish you were there.

>>213750897
meant for >>213750788

>>213750840
I mean its ok but google mycynae and [random place in italy] and there big chances that the italian photos are superior. And these are exception ruins used for tourism, not the norm like [random place in italy].

>>213736855 (OP)
I curse my italian grandma everyday for moving here

>>213751068
I think I'll just keep appreciating both countries without unnecessary comparisons and contests

>>213751209
Not trying to contest or glaze or something like. Its simply a fact that italian architecture is superior and greece is lacking by comparison, especially if you take it in a "per capita" manner, instead of just tourist ruins.

>>213750897
>>213750958
Because literally 2000 years passed between them

>>213736855 (OP)
Dont know either of these people

>>213736855 (OP)
raahhh

>>213736855 (OP)
I'm depressed enough without being It***n

>>213750735
in reality it's 1400 after expenditure thank to nona

>>213752592
Nonna is dead and I have to fund the boomers' retirements with my taxes

>>213736855 (OP)
fake