>>213738855 (OP)look at that cat lol!!!
earth but its just white Christians
The moshemittens are having a scuffle lads
*non-criminally honks at the thread*
>>213738875i am a Catholic but i would prefer to have some nonbelievers around as well, difference in opinion and challenges to oneโs faith are necessary parts of oneโs personal growth
>>213738897this is as racist as stop and search
>>213738883fighting over the cat tree that was promised to them 2000 years ago
>>213734867So it really is true? Good for him.
>here is your pint luv, that'll be ยฃ8.52
Where do Rorke buy his meal deals then. Is he a Tesco man or Sainsburys all the way?
For me it's Bridget Christie. Still would
>>213738875What about Copts?
was just about to eat 2 sausage sizzles but upon further inspection the bread had green fungus on it so now im eating 2 lonely sausages
>>213738966cor, can I get some head with that?
>>213738966*screams and wakes up back in the 1990s before the nightmare started*
uhhโฆlads? getting a bit worried over here
>>213738897women will walk around in tight leggings or shorts that go right up the arse crack and show off a well defined fanny bulge or camel toe then complain about getting 'unwanted' attention from men they're not very clever are they
>>213738970tescos
rorke has a ham sandwich, walkers ready salted and monster zero
>>213738935good idea we need an "other" but who?
>>213738993I bet you couldn't say this to her irl. You'd just mouth โt-thanksโ and run away
>>213738966*Pays twice that for whatever grim hopwater comes out of that one with the hipster skull*
>>213738875Awful, just awful
>>213738897was gonna ask if catcalling is actually illegal but then remember that we just banned porn
>>213739011been hearing about how trump is an evil nazi who will turn america into a facing state since 2016 but heโs done fuck all
nothing ever happens
>>213739035iโd say buddhists but they kinda seem to enjoy fucking off into their mountains and not saying anything. maybe annoying peter hitchens types?
>>213739037I wouldn't say it IRL because it's innappropriate, I'd unironically go with the tried-and-tested "don't I get a flake in that?"
>>213738990>eat 2 sausage sizzlesweโve been over this mate
>>213739011Never heard a good explanation for why the state should recognise gay marriage. It doesn't benefit society at all in the way procreative marriage between a man and a woman does.
Seems like people just want the government to validate their lifestyle choices, like an aspect of the nanny state.
Really the better answer is for the government to not have any formal recognition of marriage at all and for it to be a purely civil or religious mattter.
>>213739080a few east asians could be left around
better them than indians and arabs surely
Me? I'm an Australian Nationalist, couldn't care less about Britain
>>213739103SOVL simply gushes from this
>>213739064this one is that births deaths and marriages registrar that didn't want to do her job clutching at legal straws
>>213739096what do you want from me
>>213739046That's Beavertown Brewery, looks like their Neck Oil IPA. It's not bad. Not too overly hopped. They also do a Bones Lager which is decent.
Rather drink either of those than some megacorp brewed under license in the UK piss pretending to be a foreign import.
get the bloody wank started rorke
>>213739103Looks exhausting
happy now rorke? Is this what you wanted?
>FGM: Outrage in The Gambia after one-month-old baby dies
>>213739137No foreign flags eh??? What's that in the corner I see, ahahaha x
>>213739103So these are Rorkes.....
>>213739200Mind if i share this to the left wing irish group chat? x
ive been seeing some curvy black african mamas lately wonder where theyre coming from
>>213739128there are legal and tax advantages for marriage you retard, denying one group of people from accessing those is obvious discrimination
>>213739197Why does leftypol care more about the feelings of transvestite men than he does about the safety of women and children?
rorke deliberating intensely over which selections in his 2TB JAV folder will be made for today's wank
>>213739198how is that funny
>>213739197They/them should come to Australia, we really do not give a shit
>According to a filed lawsuit, on the night of April 13, Sarah Niyimbona, 12, left her room in the Sacred Heart Childrenโs Hospital and died after jumping off a parking garage.
>>213739259for me its the work of rara kudou
Burno Mars. Where is he? Haven't heard from him in a while
>>213739265*ashes on you*
>>213739242So that argument could be applied to all manner of human relationships. Why not allow multiple wives, or polyamorous relationships, or first cousin marriages.
It's discrimination for the state to not recognise those and give them the same tax benefits and privileges.
instagram has forwarded the chud cause by decades
I hate automobiles just as much as I hate social media.
>7-year-old boy found dead inside washing machine after allegedly eating parentโs oatmeal pies, police say
>>213739103when you open /fr/
>>213739409Well that really takes the biscuit. What's Rorke's spin on all this?
Walking out the door with my face washed and my cock harder than steel at 8 AM. The days of rotting in bed? Over, finished. Worldberg better lube up
>Boy screamed โIโve done him, Iโve done himโ after man โbeaten to death with rocksโ in Isle of Sheppey โ as 3 teens held
>>213738966Imagine how sweet tasting her little shits are
I could eat them like Coco crunchies
Mans out in Mykonos you know
Heres hoping that an automobile loses control and hits me in the pavement
legitimately what are the chances i have an STD after sucking off a random bloke at a gay club
those skirts should be fucking illegal
Ok spaki youโre using a new vpn
Everyone is impressed!!
>>213739600Police should be allowed to bang then across the head until they stop resisting or die
>>213739600Schools try to ban them and the scummy parents cry about it until the Headteacher caves.
It's actually rare now in my city to see schoolgirls who -don't- have their arses hanging out.
Infected finger looking better today
>>213739650>It's actually rare now in my city to see schoolgirls who -don't- have their arses hanging out.um
>>213739678all that effort to just look like another pangpang
Threw my receipt in the bin but a euro was wrapped in it bugger me there goes my money
Must be terrible stuck in England your whole life
I canโt relate
>>213739743He's entitled to 2 more wives Rorke
>>213739743timmy's brother in law
>>213739666umm happy about your finger but my god i just
>>213739743it's been so fucking over for so long that this doesn't even phase me
first country to kick the globalists out, the immigrants out, im there
>>213739749tfw no greekette gf
getting maccies on finance lads
>>213739743love goats but not like this surely
>>213739743>Here is that gdp you asked for bro
A Nigerian man who sexually assaulted a young woman next to Bournemouth beach has avoided jail.
Ayomide Famakinde, 23, was given a community order by the judge who said the offence was a 'momentary aberration' and that Famakinde had had a 'difficult life'.
The court heard how the defendant approached his 19-year-old victim late at night and put his hands down her jogging bottoms.
As the 19-year-old tried to fight him off, they fell to the ground together.
Famakinde ignored her โshoutsโ to stop and carried on until he was pulled off the victim by his friend. The two men then walked off together while the teenager was left in tears.
The court heard a victim impact statement which said Famakinde had โruined her lifeโ and she โno longer feels safe walking aloneโ.
But a judge ruled that the offence was a โmomentary aberrationโ and the defendant had a โvery troubled background and difficult lifeโ.
Famakinde, a gym instructor from south London, was given an 18-month community order and ordered to do 150 hours unpaid work, as it was deemed that a custodial sentence would be too severe.
so let me get this straight
>tories in power for god knows how long>most of the population is conservative and wants immigrants out>most widely read newspapers are right wing (DM)and yet we still see shit like this and
>>213739743 EVERYWHERE
who is pulling the string???
>>213739876>approached his 19-year-old victim late at night and put his hands down her jogging bottoms.corrrrr
>>213739883The World Economic Forum
>>213739876The old sexual emergency
another one
onlyfans rollout coming soon
>>213739883Democracy isn't real dumb cunt
>>213739876I hate judges so much
>>213739980slag dumb enough to end up working worst job in world is dumb enough to shag worst man in world in "worst decision in world" shocker
>>213739876and now he will be deported right?
>>213740039>shockerthis is such a fucking boomer way to end a sentence oh my days
>>213739756is it actually 10cm be honest
>>213739980wtf is it with all these porn-tier bimbos working in prisons and shagging the inmates
wtf is going on in this country
>>213739980Female prison officers have been allowed to work inside male establishments since the early 1980s and there are currently about 15,000 women employed in jails in England and Wales.
>>213738897why not just wear something other than hot pants or a thong?
was going to reply to a post from half an hour ago but decided not to as i thought the moment has probably passed
>>213740110timmy's "sexy curvy" wife
>>213740088your pointless post might as well have not been made
>>213740088I like the 'in X shocker' thing desu needs to come back
>>213740066C because im a chubby chaser
>>213740066left: musty arse crack, silent but violent toots
middle: very stinky braps from protein shakes but generally clean arse crack
right: rancid braphog from all the fast food and arse crack smells like fermented diarrhoea
>>213740110176cm isn't 5'6"
>>213740110>>213740135whats mental if that in clothes and a bit of lighting people would go crazy over her
>>213738897honestly i think this has to be made up or it was some one time thing they did specifically to make tiktoks about
Women say they should be able to dress how they want without having to put up with unwanted male attention, which is fine on paper, but totally ignores human nature and male instinct in the real world.
new song i just made, it foes
cling cling cling cling cling cling cling,
cling cling cling cling cling cling cling,
and i'm always gonna be, your,
number one,
cling cling cling,
bring,
bling cling cling cling cling
>>213740217news flash: they want attention, just not from (You)
>>213739876Why did it take 3 years for this to go to court?
>>213740240Learn to read mate.
>>213740217seems like the last 60 years has mostly been about ignoring human nature and instinct
Whatโs belgiumnonceโs job?
>>213738897More anarcho tyranny - pre-policing of something as trivial as a van driver honking his horn at you for being attractive while actual sexual offenders
>>213739876 are let off from a stretch by the justice system
The state hates people who can live free of it and wants to grind them into submission and milk them for everything
It loves people who rely on it to merely exist as petty criminals, thugs and sexual deviants
Just weighed myself lads 15 stone 4 pounds just absolutely disgusted with myself
I'm only 5 foot 10 as well so don't even have the height to hide it
The diet is getting started tomorrow
>>213740261thats him done
>been offered a job twice this year that I couldn't actually secure because my CV is full of white lies
I'm not even lying about having a degree or relevant experience, just leaving out jobs that I did for a couple of months and just stopped turning up to because I'm a workshy mong. Fuck my life
>>213740110This is what I hate about shapewear. Most women look WORSE than her but with some tight gym clothes and a better pose they come out like this.
Been disappointed so many times taking a girl back home and she's flabby as shit despite looking like a 10 on instagram.
the neet is driven in his need to say how good his life is
but the minute salarymonging happens, he cries "boring" and wishes to move on
why does people posting about large sums being made hurt the neet? surely he is happy with his social money?
very perplexing, indeed
wogwarts school of bitchcraft and niggardry
>>213740284damn dog you a fat hog
i'm a stone of fat overweight or a stone and a half over perfect most sexually appealing (still not very!) weight having not kept up dietberg since spring
>>213740284don't know what that is in new money
>>213740327Hey that looks like Rottingdean or Telscombe just east of Brighton.
heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don't care. I just don't care. Fuck that piece of toast and fuck my life.
love those hard bogey walls that form inside your nostrils that you have to rip out and your fingertip is just covered in bogeys
>>213739883I only "want" immigrants out in the same way I want to be a billionaire. Like yeah that'd be nice but i'm not going to upend my comfortable life to make it happen.
Immigrants want to be in the UK so much more than that and are willing to upend their lives, so they will naturally overcome tepid opposition like mine. Oh well, at least I can get a pint for 2 quid.
>>213740347Percy Blackson and the Jordan 4 Lightning Thief
Why do asian pipo people LOVE running everywhere for no reason
Not had fast food (Maccas, KFC, Dominos, paki kebab shop stuff etc) for seven weeks now and feels great desu. I've not dieted like some homosexual either, just eaten fresh cooked meals I like or out at restaurants. It's actually insane how bad even eating that stuff is for you even once or twice a week. I've not changed anything else, still enjoying a beer in the sun after work most evening. Run a few times a week. Lost weight without really changing much of my lifestyle aside from my bi-weekly slopouts.
Genuinely stop eating that shite lads.
>>213740384the quote unquote incel toast
>stone
>pounds
>weighting yourself in stones
how much is stone? a big stone or a small stone?
retarded cunts
>>213740347potions class they be pouring up that lean
>>213740217i agree it's stupid but at the same time there is a line. attention is one thing but aggression or unwanted touching is another and attention often comes regardless of what you're wearing. modesty is good but in a civilized society men don't behave like animals
>>213740441morbidly obese spherical yank brain boggled at the mere concept of exercise
>>213740455sounds full blown homo
>>213740455mad how if someone accuses him of racism he can say he has a paki wife
bulletproof
>>213740421If there's one thing the boat wogs have that millions of Brits do not, it's agency. They are masters of their destiny in a way Nick, 30 is not. They get on a literal raft to get over here and risk it all so they can have the reward of the state's comforts. A very 'real' experience' that most normal people in the UK who don't like this happening simply cannot comprehend as they go back and fourth from their office every single day via Aldi. They take action and make it happen for themselves.
eating a seggs grausage roll
>>213740455There's a Conservative coup going on.
She'll be gone before the years out.
It won't help them.
aimlessly pacing around my incel hovel
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>>213740477ching chong chang
how do i tell a coworker his daughter is very good looking without sounding like i'm saying i'd shag his daughter given the chance? all the ladies have said to him oh wow etc. am i just supposed to pretend i don't notice or what?
>>213740455The tory boomers electing her because they were still in the pre-2020 'stick diversity in Labour's face to PWN corbyn!!!' mindset are genuinely the dumbest people in the united kingdom
>>213740521>They take action and make it happen for themselves.While rorke sits at home complaining.
>>213740538groundbreaking stuff lad
>>213740110he ain't wit you he wit beyonce you needa stop acking lazy
>>213740536careful timmy, you might burn
neighbour's put his heavy scented washing out, swear he's a bent
My chair used to let me lean back on it, but now it doesnt
Does anyone know why? It's bizarre
>>213740563>replies full of buzzwords and generalization>le groundbreaking stuff lad xDDDget off your high horse
>>213740548you don't. imagine you had a daughter would you want your male coworkers telling you she's good looking?
>>213740521If you come from somewhere that the state simply won't guarantee anything for you, you'll develop self reliance
The UK state guarantees for all but takes all to do it
The balance is completely off
>>213740589get his hole stretched
>>213740455he's already got a dark wife slag no need for another
and his darkie quota was filled with lammy anyway
Tuna salad with shaved fennel, cannellini beans, rocket, and a lemon herb vinaigrette served with parmesan sourdough crispbreads.
>>213740600it's telling you to stand on your own feet
>>213740583she's facially very pretty and i'd still scran that arse
wagwan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOIpdrgnYE&list=RDVMOIpdrgnYE&start_radio=1
>>213740571That Stats for Lefties person is genuinely a mentally ill and physically disabled unemployed troon
>careful timmy, you might burn
>>213740600some of them have a locking mechanism to stop the chair going back
>>213740583god. cameltoe is so hot. do women realise how manipulative it is to walk around tesco in stretchy gym clothes pulled right up their arse crack
>>213740608god no, hands off, she's all mine!
>>213740626you had a can of tuna with whatever shite condiments you found in your fridge and cupboard
you're not a chef and writing your little slop like an advert for M&S doesn't make you one
Anyone remember The late, late breakfast show?
>>213740626>rocketno thanks
>>213740571Hilarious how the Greens have had decades to gain support and capitalise on disillusion with the Uniparty and all they've managed is a handful of seats.
>>213740602would make a joke about portuguese people right now but they dont really do anything of note so im drawing a blank
>>213740608i suppose not no. alright, i won't mention it unless put on the spot
well the countries dead but at least the conservatives are gone for good haha
Iโm horny
I need FICKI FICKI
>>213740583if i looked at myself in the mirror and looked like that id immediately go on a liquid diet. lose weight
>>213740675Calm down lad you'll choke on your Pot Noodle.
sex willards with bums up an arse
>>213740693GOOD post
rocket tastes like grass its ruddy โorrible
yes iโve eaten grass who hasnt
>>213740548call her a ball drainer
it's the equivalent when women call people's sons heartbreakers
>>213740698the trans vote will be out in numbers
Rocket is far superior to spinach
>>213740675sent that freak flying
>>213740659why would he still be posting here after all of this, surely it would be better to just kill yourself and end your miserable existence
>>213740707why would you be put on the spot? i doubt anyone will demand your opinion
5 years until wizardry today
need to get serious NOW
clothing websites are very interesting these days
we've come a long way from the littlewoods catalogue
>>213740548make a light joke about her fighting the boys off or how he feels about vetting her guy friends or something. i think following john ritter in 8 simple rules is the only way to make this socially acceptable (not dying)
Might have a cheeky snooze lol
The new King of the Hill episodes are a mixed bag, aren't they, folks?
They're up there with later KOTH, but don't really match the mid-series episodes.
>>213740814right it's time to start Nofap + Cold Bath + MGTOW + eat raw meat + eat facing the wall + biohack + sleep on the floor to fix the posture + Jordan Peterson + mewing + HBD + RSD + jelq + sleep 5 hours a day + iced coffee without sugar + equestrian + compilation mitadas gibeiranaro and Enรฉas + raw garlic + rivotrill + Brain Force + Fasting + iasd meditation + songs for concentration, focus and intelligence + internet IQ test + monkey noises when alone + Viking cancer lineage groups + stay away from 4G internet pole + youtube from Alexandre Tasca + 5 seconds calisthenics atacama desert + glasses from the turn down for what in the profile picture + nietzsche quotes in brainy quote + raise chicken in the room without the parents knowing + a spoonful of oil when you wake up and before bedtime + 24hr fast every 72hrs + VT at the premiere as soon as you arrive from the stadium + Ultras World channel + LibreFighting + Operation Werewolf + buy Paul Waggener merch + Centhurion METHOD + humilliation exposure with the purpose of creating a crust in your mind capable of developing a resilience that resists humiliation as if it were nothing + taking a bare bath in a gym shower with a pissed floor + home weight training + hacking sleep + Entrepreneur + 10 books of self help per month + PUA + walking with open back to show domination and confidence + Biokinesis + 432hz music + Moving the stick without blinking the butt + transcendental meditation + minoxidil to grow a beard + filmography Jason Stataham + going to the cinema alone + saitama training + lair brook diet + alkaline water + The Wim Hof Method + articles from O Sentinela + Dรญdimo Matos Library + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare the curupira + giving 3 skips every time you get out of bed + create a course on how to make money on the internet + free diet ebook + count macros and micros + 600 score at the Bar mitzvah + breed large cockroach to kill cockroaches
im assuming wnak is a typo of snack
>>213740832any good pics?
>>213740780thumbnail looks like my little sister at a glance
made my stomach drop >:(
>>213740834>fighting the boys offshe's 25 or something
>>213740834this is so creepy literally why would you say that
>>213740548just pretend youre gay
>>213740861I saw this on twitter
>>213740938I've been in the various /tv/ thread battling the many problems of the latest season.
I'm off out to the mongorium anybody want anything
>>213740938post of a screenshot of a twitter post of a screenshot of a 4chan post
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
>>213740977yes i will have one mong please
>>2137409773 packs mongos
>King of the Hill
Yank shite. No true /brit/ has any business watching such a yankified show
>>213740548ask him if he's interested in a dynastic alliance
>>213741009language. no true /brit/ has any business using such vulgar language
simply too hot to perform the wanking ceremony
well i need a window seat because this flowah is wiltinโโฆ.
>>213740884alri. then the most you can get away with it trolling him about any trepidation he has about the wedding and how old he'll feel
how do I make money in questionable ways haha
>>213741070all ways of making money are questionable
>>213741070unironically read a book
>>213739743He can make a nice side business by letting people pet the goat and charging them a few dollars to do so
>>213741029i actually could pull this one off because if i came up to him out of nowhere and asked him that in his ear all medieval sounding he would probably laugh and call me a cheeky bugger
>>213741009>>213741046hope you both die horribly
>>213741070claim bounties on chinese qts
Gingerpedo is just a literal autistic retard.
He cannot relate imagery to emotions properly and does it based on some nonsense internal logic his mongo brain came up with.
That's why he uses indecipherable reaction images (face blind, no theory of mind, no empathy), can't read (retarded), doesn't understand art (autismo), is a pedo (abnormal sexual development, probably abused as a child, has the body of a child at 30+ years old), has addiction problems (low IQ), and is a boring bastard no one likes (can't take the hint).
Just like so many other low-IQ subhumans, he thinks he will get rich by gambling with the small sum of money that he happened to get by accident instead of using it wisely.
His autistic damaged brain cannot understand banter or trolling, so he thinks he's done you when he posts an avatar or off-topic post about something no one cares about.
feel like there's a good mix of shaggers and incels on brit
>>213741070buy a cute goat and charge people to pet it
>>213741135Do you have any hobbies besides obsessing over this generals various freaks and mongs?
>>213739743He can make a nice side business by letting people bum the goat and charging them a few pounds to do so
>>213741147both are essential to the thread ecosystem when you think about it
>>213740698Outside of the mentally disabled and wealthy and deluded rural types they have no appeal
>>213741147there sued to be
This is what you're 'entitled' to if you didn't contribute enough years of NI for a full state pension:
- Income top up (Up to ยฃ11,000 a year)
- Housing benefit (Up to ยฃ12,000 a year)
- Full Council Tax reduction
- Free TV licence
- Free dental care
- Free NHS prescriptions
- Free opticians + glasses vouchers
- Social tariffs for bills
- Warm Home Discount
- Cold Weather Payments
- Winter Fuel Allowance
- Free bus pass
- Free home insulation
- Boiler grants
- Help with moving costs
- Hardship funds
- Free wigs and fabric supports
- Senior Railcard discount
- Blue Badge parking scheme (normally disability-linked but Pension Credit can help bypass certain criteria locally)
- Court fee remissions
- Funeral Expenses Payment
- Support for Mortgage Interest
- Help with ground rent/service charges
- Local food & fuel vouchers
Plus a thousand other obscure Martin Lewis benefits
Paid into your pension every month throughout your life? Then you can have a few hundred quid a month
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>there sued to be
gf just made me aware of the fact there are facebook groups called 'are we dating the same guy [location[' where girls literally share images and names of men on dating apps and discuss what they are like if they have been on a date with them so others can make an informed choice before deciding to meet or decline them
Remembering the time when I said nobody could identify my posts and someone replied with 9 different posts, all of which were me
Spooked me a bit
>tfw no autistic footy gf
https://youtu.be/rFmwQpdwqEM?si=Hii8fsl_qw9rbBEV
>>213741217ever shag her up the arse?
>>213741208Seriously what is the point
>>213741208Shan't be trawling through this immense screed.
chipping a few morsels off a nearby smegma stalactite in my incel cavern to eat with crackers like when wallace and gromit go to the moon
Thousands of IDF soldiers shitting and pissing themselves at the sight of one Palestinian bvll
>>213741208>Full Council Tax reductionThis one is complete insanity
>>213741135Did you see where he said he posts satire? Thought you'd get a kick
rorke calling himself a 'citizen journalist' on X
>>213739011as long as churches are not forced to marry gay couples I don't care much either way, and I don't think they are atm
what's the argument against allowing gay marriages?
rorke's been a crazy dita
no Palestinian ever called me incel
>>213741218I switch posting styles often to counter this
women are so fucking sexy it's unreal
>>213741295What's he satirizing?
>>213741208>>>Paid into your pension every month throughout your life? Then you can have a few hundred quid a monthMy grandparents are on like ยฃ2000 a month each
>>213741324god bless them
Rorke's woke alter-ego: Worke
>>213741336>The full new State Pension is currently ยฃ230.25 per week for the 2025/26 tax year.
>>213741208so whats the point of saving for retirement lmao
>>213741320No Russian called me a chud
No Chinese ever called me an incel
No Iranian ever called me a cracker
No Palestinian ever called me a racist
>>213741364they must have some other pension stuff then
>>213741324I enjoy masturbating to women.
Rorke heading to the pube tonight
now listening to: Blod Besvimelse - Misanthrop (Remastered)
>>213741218posted two very different gimmiques for a while and someone posted i think the x poster is also the y poster and they were right
spooky
>>213741376You're a racist cracker incel chud
>>213741326Emmayank apparently
I think boomer gen and their fat pensions really is a one and done thing
No other generation will enjoy such incredible independence for labour for the last 20-30 years of their lives
We'll be back to people working until death or oldies moving in to be cared for like children by their children when they can no longer work