Thread 213739099

I’m finna start law school in a few days. Have any of you guys gone to law school in your country? Do you have any advice for me?

>>213739099 (OP)
Jew

>>213739099 (OP)
find a rich bitch, knock her up, drop out, leech off her rich daddy

Yes. If you fit here you won't fit there. I dropped out the third week at my very priced internship and became a Neet. YMMV.

>>213739131
I am CELTIC

>>213739099 (OP)
Have sex.

>>213739245
Will I have time during law school?
>>213739166
Why drop out though? It’s not like they refund you what you’ve already paid

>>213739099 (OP)
best friend did. you need to find some experienced boomer lawyer to guide you, a mentor, almost impossible to do it all on your own.
you will not get a job without extreme nepotism (better made a good impression on said mentor), only bureacratic positions hire without it and thats dead ass boring office jobs with average pay. actual lawyer jobs forget it without family or friends.

>>213739324
aint nobody got time for law school cuh would rather play some fortnite

>>213739357
Anon ngl it’s kinda sounding like your friend got groomed

>>213739369
Did you marry a rich girl? How can you afford to just play Fortnite all day?

>>213739203
I mean I graduated undergrad no problem while using this site

>>213739099 (OP)
ZAMN!

Do I need to make 6 figures and attorney money to get a horny Latina girlfriend? What's their standard set at?

>>213739397
i know a girl who went to law school in romania and she quit and left for norway to pack fish because there it was expected for them to have sex with their mentors. atleast thats what she said.. its not quite that bad here but its one of the few fields in the west where such things can happend, its full of nepotism and corruption to get the good jobs.

>>213740171
That's really depressing, but also impressive on her part she had the integrity to become a fish packer rather than selling herself like that

>>213739099 (OP)
>tattoos

>>213739369
>cuh
Bosnia has fallen

>>213739099 (OP)
Kek. Coombaiters are literal teenagers just out of highschool

>>213741056
Is that not significantly less pathetic than still using 4chan into your 30s and 40s?

>>213741105
thats when you should use it, if you are 30 or less you should be having sex right now

>>213740171
That's hot i wish i was a boomer lawyer i'd be drowning in zoom pussy

>>213741105
You can have a regular adult life and also post in a convinient anonymous forum with no registration. It's not like you can leave, really. Meanwhile you dopamine addicts not only have no life but also create this low quality noise in our channel of communication, bringing everyone down to your level.

>>213739166
she looks like total trailer trash

Secretary from work

>>213741511
Fatty fatty fat fat.

>>213741511
>>213741548
Are you bangin’ or just creepin’?

>>213741474
I could save her

>>213739131
You guys aren't allowed to be antisemitic anymore

>>213741511
>I suffer in Chile

>>213739099 (OP)
>>213739210
>>213739324
>>213739606
DOGFUCKING
RAPED
KIKE

>>213739486
>>213739865
>>213740339
>>213741105
DOGFUCKING
KIKE
WHORE

>>213742338
Horrendous areolae

>>213741412
>>213741474
>>213741538
>>213741661
DOGFUCKING
KIKE
FAT FUCK

@Finn schizo

Is this a bot or something? What triggers it?

>>213742440
You having your period

>>213742637
I don’t have periods I’m a man

>>213739099 (OP)
Stfu fellow L1 bro keep it under wraps until we make it out the hood.
>>213739203
The firm I work as a paralegal at has a giga sperg attorney in charge of appeals cases. If anything I think if you have the ability to pester autistically online you can be made a lawyer. I mean jk don’t ever go to law school guys it’s over saturated and your life will suck and you will want to kys and it’s not worth it just learn to code.

>>213742735
Ah cool have you started yet? I’ve still got a little bit of time till orientation but I’m pissed I had to blow $400 on a suit just for the first day of orientation where they take our pictures.

>>213739099 (OP)
Invest in some knee pads

>>213742904
I leave for mine on Saturday. I assume you’re not paying out of pocket for LS, just consider it recouped from whatever loan you got. I already have suits because I am mormon.
Pro-tip buy used suits from thrift stores and get them tailored.
Extra pro-tip golf pants make good comfy slacks and you can wear a sweater vest with them for ez +5 speech.

>>213742735
>>213742904
>>213743344
DOGFUCKING
KIKE
WHORE

Your janor, motion to gag paki >>213743755

>>213743344
Ah well I already bought it, and no I wish I could just pay out of pocket. Even with scholarships I’m still gonna have a significant amount of debt.

>>213744162
Nothing wrong with it just a tip for when buying future suits. Next suit I think I’d ever tried to get tailor made is a seersucker, those are never in thrift stores in my area.

>>213739099 (OP)
When it's time for the obligatory soul selling to the Satan as part of the lawyer initiation, don't forget to at least ask for a cute succubus gf in return.

>>213739865
Your penis has no sensation in it, you shouldn't worry about sex.

>>213743960
Motion denied. Proceed, Mr Saarhunter.

>>213744874
I’ve retained the greatest Jewish lawyer of all time to get me out of it.

>>213744957
Is circumcised penises can’t feel pleasure how come I goon so much smartass?

>>213739357
>>213740171
Damn. I have literally never heard of this in America but also maybe being a public sector lawyer is better here than elsewhere, I mean obviously there's plenty to complain in any part of the field but the do a sexual favor to get into this firm is just not something I hear about, plus public work usually gets you reimbursement on loans. Honestly it might be the opposite, there were minor headlines about a law intern at a huge firm who went around biting people out of autism. That's the land of the free baby.
Like most things the US makes it a different beast it seems. Though maybe regular beaurcratic job sounds less appealing in nations with better healthcare

>>213745635
>there were minor headlines about a law intern at a huge firm who went around biting people out of autism
It took them a ridiculously long amount of time before they fired her too

>>213739131
She even has the auschwitz number on her arm