Thread 213741403

women edition

poo smells lmao

rosie jones is fab

don't understand people who spend their whole life trying to save for retirement

you get free pension here even if you don't make any contributions

plus you'll be dead a few years after retirement anyway lmao

>>213741403 (OP)
ava that's not normal

>>213741403 (OP)
fuark imagine full sprinting at that arse for 50 metres then diving face first into it

>>213741444
some people live longer than others

wish 2 woman were born for every one man, would make the dating market much simpler really. don't even think it would hurt birth rates that much.

>>213741403 (OP)
Hm yes that appears to be a woman indeed

Finally busted my nut

mental how gender-affirming being a bottom is

>>213741403 (OP)
lovely
>>213741450
grotesque

>>213741403 (OP)
intercontinental mandingo meat missiles aimed squarely at that

>>213741450
fuaarrkrkkk

>>213741455
what in the world

>>213741464
this is everything

>>213741403 (OP)
disgusting

>>213741450
>>213741470
Bet she cant even clean her shitter

just had a mad angry cry about the leaked photos of rorke at the gay porn emporium

>>213741461
life expectancy in the uk is 80
retirement age is 66
you are spending your BEST YEARS so you can have a bit more cash in your last ~15 years of your life

>>213741494
Very stereotypical Irish post this

>>213741403 (OP)
>>213741450
>>213741470
>>213741482
such a bitter incel that this shit just pisses me off now, don't even get horny

do you lads wash your rice before you stick it in the rice cooker?

>>213741481
scream

>>213741455
Why are you lying about your creepy pedo posts being "satirical" and instigated by our beloved Emmayank when you were posting that demented shit in /dixie/ years before ever encountering Emmayank?

You need serious mental health from a professional if you really are trying to stop but cannot, it's frightening how deranged you are

Stop racism
Now.

Feeling queasy x

>>213741450
>>213741470
The trouble with birds like this who have big fat round arses is it's impossible for them to wipe properly so when you bend her over for a good willarding it's inevitable that you'll be greeted with the hot aroma of sweaty days old shit and piss.

>>213741518
If it comes from India tou should always wash it anyway because it's filled with heavy metals

>>213741518
depends what I'm doing it with
If I just want it as is as a side, then no, but if I'm making fried rice then definitely

>>213741532
I'm going to fucking double it.
Double racism.
Really offensive shit.

More gigantic arses please x

>>213741532
Put a sock in it albanese

>>213741450
chief baton drainer

>>213741530
you are 100% right about everything you say about these freaks but you need to get a hobby bro

>>213741464
"why don't you read out your tweet for us rosie"
>D-D-DJUST HATH UH MADUH

Designed by Apple in California

>>213741554
prefer perky little british bums me

the only non creepy way to joke about your colleagues hot daughter is to be hot and charismatic and go balls out saying 'PHHHHWAAARRR SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE GIES HER NUMBER' and your colleague will laugh and he'll tell the story to her at dinner and she'll go red in the face like 'DAD!' but a month later she'll meet you at the christmas party

BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
https://youtu.be/OTePvoLKp60?si=507F6CWMDedob_YC

money making is a wonderful thing

Goran

>>213741560
Can't argue with that

>>213741556
10cm

and thin

>>213741575
clapmeat up for grabs

>>213741585
*pretends to throw a penny so you go sprinting away like a dog*

>>213741450
BOGGED

>>213741575
like two grapes in a plastic bag

You lads see that Warwick Davis Auschwitz programme? Evocative x

Money is the root of all evil and a corrupter of men

plateu for 2 weeks now not lost a pound very demoralising

I'm thinking that the connection issues I had were caused no by the old router but by the faulty line itself. if that is the case that would mean that I didn't have to order a new router

>>213741560
you are 100% right about everything you say about that freak but you need to get a hobby bro

>>213741623
still would

Auchmerophobia: the Fear of the Third World

https://youtu.be/R62Gsgl6kL8?

the term "biomass" has breached /brit/ containment!

Drinking Boba Bola

>>213741575
My face between those buns getting smacked left and right like a slapstick cartoon

>>213741481
howling

>>213741403 (OP)
big fan of these 'women' you speak of ngl

>>213741662
i have lots of hobbies

fraud

>>213741669
thats a good image that

>>213741669
As a medBVLL you can have as many English roses as you want

>>213741623
man made horrors beyond human comprehension

>>213741667
ts one of those secret caches in half life 2

>>213741666
biomass been used on twitter for years lol

The dollhouse melties are getting really tiresome now cuz he's got his little spam tools to drown out any discussion or fun posting

Still don't understand the point of killing the thread just so you can samefag about the same thing every day

>>213741678
LOL

>>213741662
lol

I see so much graffiti everywhere now it's like being it italy

Welcome back shaggers :) We had lots of virginous runt posting today but now that the work day is over the shaggers are here again

which one lads?

>>213741544
wonderful stuff. i love them even more.

What is a woman?

>>213741705
Thank you chap, I hereby invite all britishers to breed italian women

>>213741734
nobody cares even 10% as much as you do, just ignore it's not hard

>>213741667
absolute cunt, glad he's been taken to court

>>213741606
>10cm and thin

picking dried poo sultanas out of my bum hairs and - you guessed it - eating them

very high test thread today

which one lads?

vonnie quinn on bloomberg lads corrr

Oh my fauci!!!

>warehouse toil tomorrow
>forecast 31 degrees
At least it's a dead end job where I'm paid minimum wage

>>213741779
first the one, then the others
next question

>>213741819
screaming at the number of pixels in this webm

You lads will be glad to know I am 90% better after my explosive diarrhea/stomach ache episode caused by the 'kizza I ordered last night. I feel hungry again and I honestly feel like ordering 'kizza again but I won't.

I like fat girls

>>213741792
Can't argue with that

incel rage burning hot, will have to return for a post 11pm incel thread, too many shaggers posting this evening

>>213741845
lovely silicone arse

>>213741807
small boat cronem delight
>>213741808
putrid pangpang clapper

>>213741819
blurrier than a chink's fanny

screaming

if only men had arses this big

>>213741845
Timmy blockers xx

Pschh, women

>>213741845
skinny yardie goon relieving station

>>213741792
He spends 24/7 on a forum where he hates everybody and just come here to complain, he's at least as much of a nutjob as the posters he is obsessed with.

leftypol's bedroom

>>213741841
how many poos do you reckon you squeezed out in total?

>>213741882
most of these are bbls and made from surgery
nothing stopping you or any lad getting the same

>>213741907
this is the life of a man who doesn't like women then
grim

>>213741873
SCREAMING

>>213741863
You might be right

>>213741924
rorke's dream job

>>213741923
shrieking

The pusillanimous pang pang pootenanny

dibs on the fat one (:<

love a haiku that perfectly captures a moment

>>213741933
big fan of these natural lasses

>>213741865
10cm is a very small willard lad

curry for tea x

fart too hot for gymtoil today

Does Hank Hill get a BBL in the new KOTH

>>213741831
thought if it gets above a certain temperature in there toilberg has stop work?

>>213741922
been saying this for a while now, but he's lowkey an even bigger freak. at least on some level the cuckle brothers are obviously doing it for attention but dtfic seems to think he's on some sort of righteous crusade and can't let go of stuff for moral reasons. weird unhinged behaviour

>>213741933
you can tell she used to be a katy, now she let herself get fat

>>213741907
um

The lore you guys come up with is crazy lol

shaggers, how do I achieve sex? I'm not fat and I'm 5'10. much appreciated.

>>213741941
Timmy o connels shagri la

>>213741983
might save this and waggle my wilkins to it later

>>213741987
yeah but if it gets to right below that certain temperature and stays there he has to do no such thing
that's the trick to toilberging, causing the absolute maximum amount of suffering you can

>>213741983
when they heard a hellcat approaching

my little acorn willy is twitching

>>213741929
I had at least 12 massive spaffs of diarhhea throughout the day, at one point it was coming out with little white bits looked so fucking nasty

got an 'ard on

Had a dream about mousenonce last night although he was just some lad from my town

>>213741799
no idea what your on about lad

the protogf

>>213741998
>10cm and thin

>>213741987
>>213742034
You can go home without pay, useless fucks at USDAW just steal my money, I swear

>>213742043
was that your bfs cum?

>>213742022
BIG fan of the underboob window
need to stick my willard in it

>>213741941
Cor

>>213742051
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14765657/Millionaire-property-developer-Victorian-pub-smashed-tiles.html

>>213742074
looked like it desu but my bf finished in my mouth last night so don't think so

can men go ONE SECOND without talking about their willy

>>213742050
how hard did you cum

I reckon this thread is one big GCHQ experiment to make all the Rorkes wank at once instead of going out to anti-immigration rallies

Is this the kind of woman that gets the bbl?

14 sex

>>213742035
how thin is your 10cm willy lad?

Ktiiiimmm

>>213742050
I know he had you SCREAMING

>>213742111
corrrrrr same build as my gf but with smaller tits

>>213742111
haha timmy's crush

takes me about 4 days to watch a single film
doesn't matter how good it is I just cannot sit there for more than 30 minutes watching a single thing

>>213742111
she's got an ass like molten lava

>>213742141
screamour skinnering at this

>>213741403 (OP)
you just know

>>213742116
black nike shorts

>>213742148
do you like big black willies cos they distract you from your thin 10cm penis?

All the caffeine and nicotine is making me impotent
Going to stop now

>>213742148
LOL

Wish I had a laptop or an iPad so I could watch Netflix in bed

>>213742182
must have profoundly low T if thats true

>>213742148
isn't she white? she's for the cronem

>>213742195
Just buy one

>>213741509
Gunther is based

>>213742204
i dont know, but shes fat and unattractive

FREDDIE FROST BLEW UP TO THE SIZE OF A HOT AIR BALLOON
RED AS ALL HELLFIRE AND LOUD AS SATAN'S SIREN
AND HE WHEEZED AND MOANED IN PAIN AS HE ROSE
BUT WE ALL JUST LAUGHED AT THE SAD OLD OAF

Punished dershowitz
A jew denied his pierogi

>>213742220
I'm on bennies and it's a very competitive industry, can never have enough money

>>213742228
10cm is under 4 inches. you're almost at the point of may as well transition with a dick that small lad. you're quite feminine already.

>HMRC using AI to scour suspected tax cheats' social media
better watch out lads

>>213742246
fat bellied pooja rancid clapper, timmy's crush LOL

>>213742246
Would do obscene things to a Lebanese woman

>>213742256
Sad

wheres the jailbait creepshot poster

>>213742275
do you have girly hips as well?

mad how much pointless stuff i buy when i go to the chinky supermarket

>>213742295
Left post helps zog, right post hurts it.

Guess which one is allowed on plebbits front page?

>>213742295
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213742314
He's posting about Jews and trannies at the moment

rorke loading up tf2 in 2025

>>213742295
this is so old it was pre coof

>10 cm

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

lunch time. what are you having for dinner this evening /brit/?

>>213742389
>>213742301
all nice and well but can you post fit katies

>>213742407
gay porn burger

two oreo ice cream sandwiches for the mid-evening meal

ziedys cute little limp boyclitty going plap plap plap on your stomach when he’s riding you xx

I would stick my tongue so far up charli xcxs tight little arse I could taste last week's breakfast.

>>213742395
screaming!

>>213741698
He wrote three amazing fantasy novels between 1996 and 2000. Over the next 11 years he then wrote two decent but not as good fantasy novels. A TV show was picked up because of how good the first 3 novels were. He has now spent 14 without having finished the 6th book, with the show having long since finished, based off of his draft outlines for the 7th book which he hadn't even started.

A cautionary tale for writers

all nice and well but cronem chiefing on a devious clickum wile katy bop pon oval x

10cm………. and thin

Hey Anon, 2020 called -- they want their meme back!

It's absolutely undeniable that the governments of ALL Western states are thoroughly intent on replacing the White populations of each country by an enslaved mass of mixed peons incapable of any cohesion.

If you aren't an adherent of Pierce's vision of NS, what planet are you on?

>>213742451
mmhmm aint dat rite crodie x

>>213742446
often wonder what it would be like to taste her musky curryhole after she's performed at some 27C festival in leather shorts

>>213742389
Cor

>>213742425
You are a homosexual lmao

>>213742407
nigger toast

>>213742463
I would just kill myself or just troon out

There's no point unless your gay or chinese

>>213742469
We've got to get organizzeed!!!! To ValHalla!!!!

>>213742444
erm...

>>213742425
>10cm and thin

>>213742476
you know it crodeep xx

>>213742492
>There's no point unless your gay
I've got news for you

wanking on the ceiling

there's just no way I'm believing anyone on here has a 10cm cock

>>213742529
shrieming

watching david lynch films on my cracked screen iPhone 4s that's intermittently interrupted by adverts because I'm watching it on some weird free Russian streaming service

Goran...

>>213742501
plap plap plap plap :3

why is the mainstream media not reporting on the morroccan sardine shortage? my local waitrose hasn't had parmentier sardines for months it's a fucking disgrace

>>213742547
westream.to has no ads x

far far far too many arses in this thread

I HATE ANTICHRIST

>>213742532
>like that's all they do
luckily it's not ALL i do, i'm also big into racism

I don't know who that guy is you're posting about who has a 10cm en dun. Seems like a random Belgian Timmy with a very sad past.

The Belgian flag on /brit/ isn't Belgian and he's black, it can't be him. Sorry.

>>213742532
seems pretty reasonable honestly

>>213742566
fucking cunt youve just put me in the mood for sardines but theres none in the house

Was born to plap me, it's all I know

sat in my pitch black humid incel cave 9000km under the earth playing doodle jump on the iPhone 4

>>213742566
what
is this real?
I've been trying to find sardines at tesco for weeks and I can only see the ones in tomato sauce which I don't like
I thought people were just getting there before me

>>213742407
Spaghetti al Pomodoro con Insalata di Tonno Fresco

doing a watch

>>213742529
alri lionel

The White Race of the future will be genetically Nordic but in all cultural ways it will be Japanese

gf just sent me this

>>213742614
screech

>>213742597
heathermong screaming and crying red in the face insisting his bf doesnt have a 10cm willy

>>213742566
there is a lad that claims to make sardine curry 5 nights a week here
that you?

>>213742626
>IMAGINE MOY SHOCK

>>213742490
>Outdoor sweat smell
Check
>Half curry smell
Check
>Performance sweat
Check
>Residue from a sugary/alcohol diet while backstage

It would be like eating one of those designer salty chocolates. The flavour from her delicious dark brown cunt and arse would be like if salt bae just sprinkled onto the last doughnut left in the Greg's window that the fit, mongoloid-iq bird has been brushing past and breathing on all day

>>213742532
couldn't they have found some more attractive girls?

>>213742614
jdnqoa n s

>>213742643
CWLTSHC

>>213742649
timmy melty

>>213742532
ugly little lepers

>>213742649
Probably feels bigger to him

>>213742626
The hymens. The hymens. They've snapped.

>>213742531
he literally volunteered that information. it's also thin. it's remarkably small, it's 3.9 inches.

>>213742667
10cm ………. and thin

>>213742649
silly timmy xx

writing PAEDOPHILE RAPIST on my mate’s house in wplace

>>213742532
midwest munters

the 10cm thing is really rattling him eh

>>213742657
something deeply wrong with your brain

>>213742667
so are you seriously considering transitioning?

>>213742715
What a chirpy chap

>>213742715
He looks at least 40

>>213742532
Well then they're in trouble the average male youth spends more time indoors than a 65 year old man and almost all of that is on video games

>>213742708
bit weird to sign your mate's house isn't it?

get the sardines in small boats
get them housed in tesco

>>213742722
oh nooo a heterosexual

>>213742559
Imagine how nice that would be to bite

Imagine that your first and only friend in your whole life is Ziedbelg lmfao

>>213742671
loling

>>213742708
Lots of Deltarune I notice
Also Palestine is LITTERED with hearts

>>213742715
mental how he's actually pretending to be 36 and doesn't even look that young

>>213742741
mmhmm while the cronem are outside x

10cm............ and humungously fat.

>>213742715
So THIS is Rorke

>>213742782
>10cm and thin

How many of you have ejaculated in a woman today?

Had a bit of morning fun with the missus today so I can say I have.

I'm not believing 10cm is bone pressed

rorke shaking his gyatt to this

https://youtu.be/cVXURwACwtk?si=1Wb7WcyyGiZWsonZ

>>213742742
oh behave x

>>213742742
Sliced that cucumber of a man

>>213742382
only really got into it in 2023, fun game

And baton stick is the silence in front of me
limbo

limbo
limbo like me
limbo
limbo like me

the s-curved clartening for the katy in front of me
limbo
limbo like me

I'm actually 10cm and don't appreciate catching strays just because you lads wanna insult ziedy. cool it with the sizeism yeah?

Seems like even his sponsors left him. Soon be won't be able to afford the internet

>>213742819
his erect willard is 10cm long. and thin.

>>213742831
bro missed everything :skull:

never tried sardines in tomato sauce. i get the ones with olive oil

>>213742812
i wanked my arse off with a cock

>>213742847
He's been acting defeated lately

I think his mum or stepdad is in bad health :/

>>213742532
How much do they spend on TikTok a day though

>>213738855
>>213738855
>>213738855

>>213742839
omg pics :3

woman edish was good

>>213742900
haha

>>213742885
Yeah his posts don't have the same energy and impact as they used to. Depressing

wplace virus site doesn't work on firefox

>>213742908
been saying this for years but no one listens

>I've given up on life
>Feel as bad as me
>Feel insecure like me
>Want to kill yourself like me
>Look at this and that, don't you feel bad???

I have a big penis and I've made women orgasm. You will never know this. You will never know how good it feels to pull your pants down and she is pleasantly surprised. You will never hear a woman breathing and near crying in your ear.

I feel sorry for you. But you should just kill yourself. Or fuck off on Grindr.

>>213742896
>>213742896
>>213742896
>>213742896