Thread 213743903

Why is the dutch language so goofy and silly?

thankfully, they spared us to speak their tongue too so that we could avoid the humiliation

>>213743903 (OP)
that's afrikaans thougheverbeit

>>213743903 (OP)
That's very subjective,don't you think? I personally hate the french language,but I'm very aware of its importance and relevance

>>213743903 (OP)
>tf
>tp

>>213744252
Elaborate

>>213744280
German language sound goofy and silly

>>213743903 (OP)
Because it's so close to languages you know. If Dutch was the global language english would look silly

Your pic is btw not dutch

>>213744355
no it doesn't

>>213744414
What would it look like in proper Dutch?

>>213743903 (OP)
i like dutch i think it sounds groovy and flows nicely

>>213744461
Germans be like
>Engegen und Zuzasem Geshaftiche Spitzgbergenfeld fur der grosse Genaihembach in die Bergenegririunverzitsche

Also for the written language
The Pig in the Barn is at the same Level as the Emperor of Germany in a Sentence, because the German Language has to capitalize all Nouns

>>213743903 (OP)
Because it's the closest to yours while not being your language, so it constantly sounds like someone is making fun of the German and English language

>>213744721
Do Russian/Belarussian sound goofy to you?

>>213744612
Exactly. You don't get any privileges in our language. You are judged based on your inherit value.

I don't see why a Pig should be less important than Christopher Kolumbus. Every thing that exists is equally important. Or equally unimportant. That's Pretty Deep Bro.

It’s simply cause you know english and it’s just a slight difference to it
Hitler doodwat nou
Hitler dead what now
Hitler död vad nu
Hitler tot was jetzt
Hitler død hvad nu
Hitler død hva nå
Collection of germanic languages saying the same thing
And it’s also written in Headlinish

>>213744556
Dutch sounds sort of as if English had phonetic spelling and "made sense"

>>213744790
Maybe that's why we are so ordentlich and obsessed with detail and order. Even the tiniest things matters. And our language reflects that.

>>213744747
>normal Russian
No, because I have the misfortune of knowing it
>Russian communication in swearing
That one is hilarious
>Belarusian
Eh kinda. Although it's so easily understandable that it's probably on the other side of this linguistic uncanny valley
Now Polish on the other hand, is understandable enough to know what they are talking about (if spoken slowly) but pshh pssh is just goofy

>>213745117
>Russian communication in swearing
I've heard that normal Russians swear in literally EVERY sentence in private. It's as normal as saying 'thank you'. While Americans have the word 'fuck', Russian is more like:

>"I received a letter yesterday and it was a bill -FUCKYOURMOMINTHEASS - and I was in shock, now I can't afford to buy milk - DIRTYSMELLYVAGINA - and by uncle even died - IWILLFUCKYOUINYOURMOUTH."

Is that true? It's like an entire language having the tourette syndrome.

>>213744845
This. Reminds me of this stupid clip where some british retard attempts to prove English is super close to Frisian because some farmer retard understands him when he says "Bruno koo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeC1yAaWG34

Like that wouldn't work in all of germanic europe

>>213745297
ye. the whole eastern bloc is like that. it's just the way they speak

>>213745523
Bizarre

>>213745297
>I've heard that normal Russians swear in literally EVERY sentence in private.
I meant more advanced level where people construct coherent sentences and dialogs using only variations of swearing and connecting articles. Something along:
>[points at broken thing] I'll fuck you all faggots, for this fucked, whorish dickshit...
And the guy doesn't even sound mad that's just how he talks

>>213744555
Hitler is dood, wat nu?

>>213745523
We are literally the opposite. Even English is too vulgar. The worst words we have is Hurensohn (son of a bitch), fick (self-explanatory) and fotze (pussy). And yes the underclass uses them excessively. But only them. Normal people don't swear, except maybe 'Scheisse'. There is not much else. A swearer would simply starve in our society. Sorry, no swearing allowed! Only Ordnung!

>>213744845
>Hitler död vad nu
>Hitler tot was jetzt
>Hitler død hvad nu
>Hitler død hva nå
And still, none as funny looking as "HITLER DOOD"

>>213746618
>hehe it’s like HITLER DUDE in my head hehe funny

>>213745947
The dood is what gets me every time.

>>213746029
You forgot
Schwuchtel
Kanak

>>213747620
There are obv much more swearwords but you rarely see middle class people using them in difference to other cultures

>>213744035
Do Brazilians learn French in schools? Personally, Portuguese and French are my favorite Romance languages. To me, they don’t sound as intense as Spanish or Italian

>>213744355
never liked the gypsy language

>>213748448
Exactly. Swearing is much more of a low class thing here than in anglo countries. They have a much stronger swearing culture. Which is exactly why they beep everything and we don't. You can say everything on German TV. Because it's not a huge issue.

poopenscharten op de koekstool

>>213751427
>poop is actually english and this brit doesn’t realise how fucking stupid it sounds and looks

>>213745117
Ukrainians who act holier than thou esp regarding Russia and Russians make me want to puke. In Russia you're famous for cursing in every breath

Of course you're going to sit and lie on the internet about it because you're, well, Ukrainan. Cheating stealing and lying is your national sport

Of course some Ukrainian piece of shit enters the thread playing the innocent act as usual

May Russia destroy your satanic abomination of a country and people and may you suffer in agony. Karma is hitting you hard

>>213745734
>And the guy doesn't even sound mad that's just how he talks
That's how avg ukros talk when you're snatched by tcc, full of curses and screaming

You aren't afraid of the frontlines are you?

>>213753753
2 more weeks

>>213743903 (OP)
Duitsland sneed. Jooders wen. Amerika wen. groot noombers Duitsers gedoodied.

WE GAAN

>>213744461
Dick ridah

>>213747297
trvke

>>213743990
Still wigger dutch with clicks

>>213744845
fucking hell, germanic languages sound ugly af

>>213743903 (OP)
Hold the fuck up, that article is real? I thought it was a shitpost this whole time.

>>213757745
It's real

>>213743903 (OP)
That's not Dutch, it's Afrikaans.

>>213745947
Why don't you guys just take the last step and speak english?

>>213744845
>Hitler ToT

>>213743903 (OP)
It's how I imagine how English sounds to someone that doesn't know English. Can any ESL bros that learned English later in life weigh in on this?

>>213753689
>>213753753
>>213753795

https://ge.xhamster.desi/videos/diapering-and-cumming-xhr5u4M
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>>213743903 (OP)
It's just English with spelling closer to IPA.

>>213744035
French sounds like shit objectively

>>213753753
>satanic abomination of a country
But enough about Russia, capital of AIDS, drug consumption, orphan children, divorce, institutionalized homosexual rape and so on and so forth

>>213761490
you should hear the Canadian version

>>213761722
Do they constantly apologize in French too?

>>213761753
no they say FUCK multiple times in a sentence which is really funny when you don't know French

>>213759831
HIJ SNEED ME AF

>>213762152
Oepsie woepsie. Wij doen a sneedie weedie. :3

>>213761490
Pedro cope, it mogs Spanish