Thread 213744631

Dowel edish

Rorke's mum making him fuck his bully

>>213744631 (OP)
CANSLAD, YOU FUCKING MONG sub-edish

nation of autists

>>213744673
need an edited version of that sersh webm where she makes a sad face instead of a smile

honestly we should've just treated the irish a bit better, then we could've been one happy island nation just like japan

>>213744667
Why would she do that to her own son? Furthermore why would the bully agree?

>>213744690
kek

do you like radishes?

you lads ever wanked to...you know?

>cravendale.jpg
Ahahahah cunt posted in the wrong thread
Can't believe he ruined his gimmiock

>>213744690
absolutely based

>>213744690
why are they ugly? i thought all koreans looked like models

>>213744707
Japan has Korea to fill the "retarded little brother we were probably a tad too mean too" role

Just started poo screaming

Why is he so evil?

>>213744712
...yh...

drinking a pilsner urquell

>>213744712
beastiality.....

>>213744708
She gets horny from it
His bully want to fuck his mum and does that in exchange

might go tonight’s wank shower bed special

>>213744743
190 why are you so boring nowadays?

Like seriously what was the point of this post?

>>213744736
model citizens

>>213744712
had a whole hard drive full of *that* which I had to dispose of ethically so...

>>213744770
Sir, when you are going to create fake things like this, please kindly do the needful and remember that blood is not the white colour

I'm a civil service mong, but I need to reskill into STEM so someone internationally will hire me and I can leave this shithole. civil service runts are all skilless fags with a humanities/law degree

It's over

>>213744770
good night sir

>>213744820
you're here forever spakman

>>213744820
you sound v low iq

Where do homeless people poo during the day?

>>213744712
I've wanked over sakced trannys tits

>>213744849
imagine if we got 8 million chinamen instead of pakis and nigerians

>>213744415
>>213744515
hypocrite

Rorke pissed that an American girl is fucking a wog

>>213744871
now i have too

>>213744872
Indians are asian so it's the same thing

arse raping my arse with rape

can they fucking stop?

small willy Belgian lad hasn't been so chatty this thread... curious..

>>213744058
Dunno, I've tried to cast my pearls in the sloptrough even through 120 second captchas. No more.

you always post the same images in every thread

>>213744915
>when the worst person you know makes a good point

>>213744690
madlads

>>213744889
>your atrocious live

>>213744930
that’s nothing to be ashamed of

BMWF sex is never rape

Imagine the autistic glee he gets when he finds the perfect stock image of a politician to post and get no replies to

>>213744838
>AI.....will take people's job
>*get paid 100k*
such is life on the globalist gravy train

I still can't believe I fucked up that last /new/, lads
What am I like x
Might have to go ta bed early to rest the old Cansbrain

is there anything more beautiful than a transwoman's shenis

Ah, hello all.

any 30 and flirty man in?

>>213745023
I did the same thing the other day mate

Happens to the best of us

might become gay

>>213745023
don't worry lad already forgotten

>>213745010
imagine having a willard as small as yours (10cm and thin) and posting this image. your brain must be all kinds of bent.

>>213744871
i've done this too desu
was going to cum tribute them and post them to the thread as i was steaming but didn't have any cling film for the ipad

>>213745023
You're a fucking disgrace.

My girlfriend is Japanese and looks like a cross between Nishino Nanase and Nao Jinguji. Envy me.

I remember all the Chad vs Virgin memes inspired me to get incredibly jacked, but I still didn't receive a single crumb of pussy so I let myself go again. good times

>>213745082
i let myself go because i got a girlfriend

so we're just going to ignore the Indonesian that admitted he wanks to bestiality? Not to mention to scores of paedos as well.

>>213745122
nothing I can do about it is there? it's just their culture

>>213745080
arr rook same

>>213745122
that's the best course of action don't you think

Any twenty-three and got anxiet-ee man in?

>>213745145
good rad

Rorke pissed the IVF doctor implanted an African's seed by mistake into his wife's eggs

>call friend
>sound clearly annoyed to be speaking to me on the phone
>quickly end the call for them
well remind me never to do that again

FOOOOOO poo poo
RAAAAAAA chah chah
GAAAAAAA bum bum
Possibly the best post made today.

ahhhh virgin vs chad...
those were the days...

>>213745016
He's worth millions from his books. Over 40 million copies

>>213745180
>call
Why didn't you just text him?

>>213745199
i remember when the original virgin vs. chad image's creator came into /brit/ asking for advice on what to put in it

>>213745177
woof, not great is it

we’ve all made mistakes. im a sinner in recovery

ever used the term "curate's egg"?

*walks up to the tallest lad in the thread and does the “uppies” gesture*

>>213745023
goodnight

>>213745244
wahey go on catberg

>>213745177
used up whore

>>213745269
Yes, four times today, alone.

>>213745271
*steps on you*

Reminder that no evidence exists which shows Norse was commonly spoken in the Northern Isles

at what age can you not recover from wasting your life? what's the cut off point? when do you go from late bloomer to abject failure?

hmm

>>213745338
never if you keep lowing your standards

>>213745338
16

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>213745338
let's say 35 as i'm 34 and im still virgin incel dateless loser with barely any friends semi functioning alcoholism and a neopotism acquired part time job

Tried one of them local AI things
It seriously advised me to try to get the Latvian to cheat on her husband since she complains about him a lot

Is all of AI just /brit/?

>>213745338
Depends on what you want to achieve, lad
I spend around 10 years of my life being on the bennies and getting drunk regularly till I got bored and wanted more money

I'm a 24 year old virgin making £35k a year in Scotland

It's over

>>213745382
>Is all of AI just /brit/?
dunno did it tell you you're a boring cunt?

just glistening to some music lads, don't mind me

>>213745338
Maybe I’m optimistic, but I’d probably say your 40s. Have a cousin who was an absolute train wreck of a person until he was like 42 - and now he’s doing pretty good

>>213745399
i'm 35 year old virgin
making £40k a year in London
u are doing well

ever had chickpea butter?

>>213745124
Gohan going super saiyan 2 was one of the anime scenes of all time

wildfire breaking out on the edge of town
it's over

need cloudberg to bum sunstein into submission and give relief from shinetoil

haven't washed myself for more than a month and not gonna do it until september

he is coming

>>213745441
cor spaff

>>213745459
OH GROW UP

>>213745475
wtf how did you know

>>213745373
you give me hope lad you give me hope

>>213745382
>Is all of AI just /brit/?
Shut it down

Do we love David Allan Coe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ApXnhgLQFs

need a cock to eat

>>213745490
why? lol

Might rape my own arse

>>213745510
*gives you a hen*

>>213745449
RIP bro

thought it was the 14th and threw out some perfectly good food there
getting steaming you see

Erm, right then, lads
>Invent your own drinking rituals with quirky names (e.g., the "Kerry Kicker" – finishing a can by headbutting it).

Thinking of relocating to Transnistria

am an unemployed skilless runt, need to get a job but don't think I can face the warehouse toil again

>>213745557
grim

>>213745546
>tattoos instead of pubes

>>213745558
>the "stomach pump" - take a shot every time boringlad makes a dire post

I GOTTA* masturbate but my mom didn't go to work.

* I'm suffering from blue balls.

>>213745605
nearly died last time i tried drinking through a single brit thread

>>213745605
done him

where do homeless people wank?

>>213745605
Boring, is it? Well, I suppose when ye haven't got the craic to appreciate a good can-stackin', ye might find life monotonous. Go on then, scurry back to yer bland existence while I enjoy me bevvy in peace.

>>213745580
Retail work is pretty fun, honestly, and the pay isn’t actually that bad. Made £1700 (post tax) last month at a job I don’t even particularly dislike - was only making £1900 monthly at a job I fucking hated and required a degree to get, while working significantly more hours

>>213745640
in the library

Rorke asking his mum for this cake for his birthday

That time a university found 1/5 babies leave the hospital with a different mother than who birthed them

>>213745665
this would explain why my dad's willy is so much bigger than mine

Honestly mental how America elected a man called Barack Hussein Obama at the height of the war on terror fearmongering

>>213745657
nice, what store?

the sidewinder - someone has sex with me

>>213745657
?
I work 54 hours a week at retail and make 1800 a month

nothing hotter that when you're licking a woman's cunt and she violently pushes your head away because she's about to cum buckets

>>213745692
Then immediately after they elected “Toilet Bog Fart” - that is bro’s literal name

>>213745678
Rorke discovering his vanta black father is not genetically related

on minimum wage me

>>213745698
Highly doxxable - but it’s an independent cafe

the fluff picked out of my belly button for tea

>>213745692
mental that they have ICE death squads kicking out christian latinos who work in construction but we can't do shit about unemployed pakis on benefits

>>213745718
yes i like watching that

>>213745718
never had this happent o me

>>213745678
your willy gets bigger after you have had sex or so they told me. we can only hope

>>213745706
I’m 23 so probably on a higher minimum wage than you

>>213745721
?

>>213745718
had this happen often
such a great feeling
the last hookup would say "stop" while shoving me deeper

>>213745757
britain has a functional legal systems and proper controls on authoritarianism

>>213745718
wow can you vocaroo that

>>213745558
Anons asshole - open the can then insert it into the anus, do a headstand and drain the beer, final step is to shart blast it out everywhere possibly into someone's mouth

im also raping my own arse

Total Cody victory. Reckon he shagged Amber right here, in this very porta potty

>>213745783
"sure"

in the bath x

and do you put the balls in as well?

>>213745777
>Younger
>Higher minimum wage
Autism post

>>213745665
those numbers deffo went way up

they'll find out soon enough

Err that never actually happened though, did it Homer?

>>213745837
can do

yankoids have no kettles and have 'toaster ovens' to make toast

simply baffling

your thoughts rorke?

>>213745819
alri robes

>>213745837
some girls like it, some don’t

>Sean Penn's new gf is 6'3

that's....interesting
half his age too but the height thing is particularly interesting
moldovan too

>>213745841
I’m just trying to figure out how/why your pay is so low

>>213745872
wtf i wish i were sean pnen

penis is screaming begging to enter vagina
brainberg says no keep scranning that fanny

>moldovan too
on a vivastreet one LOL

Thoughts on Aimee Betro?

>>213745898
none whatsoever

>>213745862
Labour doing everything they can to hand over the country to Reform lol

quiche for dindins

>>213745895
10cm is really VERY small for a willard

>>213745580
warehouse jobs here are mostly held by felons, immigrants, and junkies. is it like that over there

>>213745862
she was capping

>>213745898
Proof that childless women over 40 eventually just go insane

>>213745843
Mhm Timmy raising ngubus son and ngubu raising Timmy's daughter

>>213745921
corr love egg pie me

>>213745884
Id record her back log if you follow my drift

rorke reading daily mail headlines at taking them entirely at face value

>>213745911
>>213745928
Wouldn't shag?

>>213745819
you like men

>>213745923
average in korea

>>213745927
fr? ong?

>>213745878
That's minimum wage.
Are you brain-dead?

>>213745951
ii look like this
i dress like this
but i am not him
i also dont take selfies
#hmm

The incel slurp

*looks*

>>213745956
no i like baths

>>213745921
didn't eat that when i was younger because i thought eggs came out of chickens arses

>>213745781
Donald = Dunny which is Aussie slang for “Toilet”

John = American slang for the toilet, or “Bog”

Trump, obviously, is “fart”

Therefore he is President Toilet Bog Fart

>>213745989
wen small boat cronem notice m2 perfect katy

>>213746018
you will die alone

mad that the only legislative victories of labour are thus far

>legal to kill grandma
>all trans people banned
>65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
>oi do you have a loicense to read wikipedia

>>213745926
used to be poles on stimulants when i had a warehouse job
imagine its different now

>>213745994
saw a massive tree branch fallen in a local park recently would definitely have shattered a skull if anyone was caught under it

I Toilet Bog Fart poo solemnly swear shat I willy suppoo and defend the Constipation of the Pooshited States against all enemas, foreign and molest dick; shat I willy bear poo faith and willygiance poo the same; shat I take this knobligaytion peely, without any menstrual resergaytion or poopose of evasion; and shat I willy well and gaythfully discharge the pooties of the orifice on which I am about to enter: So help wee God.

too hot in bed

>>213746015
they do though

>>213746063
*salutes the flag* God bless this man

>>213745979
i dont wear anything at home cause i live alone. my gaming chair probably reeks of balls and arse but im too scared to sniff it

>>213745862
people shouldnt have children unless they are financially prepared to take care of them. the law is the law. this guys situation in life is completely irrelevant if hes broken the law

>>213746063
>states instead of sharts

fucked it

4chan's decline going on steadily

>>213746030
And you will die surrounded by half black stepsons

>>213745787
immigration enforcement is authoritarian is it?

>>213746063
Gives me the fear that a man in his 20s posted this.

>>213746096
projected your cuckold fantasies award

>>213745975
If you’re working that many hours on minimum wage your net pay should be about £2,200. Nigga you’re getting scammed.

>>213746063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFRIJpU1k3A

constantly giving him attention seems a bit counter-intuitive

>>213746102
getting the secret police to deport people you don't like without any legal oversight is authoritarian yes

>>213746111
12*9*5*4=2160

Adolf "1488" Hitler
Adolf "Based" Hitler
Adolf "Nietzschean" Hitler
Adolf "Exterminationist" Hitler

britsissies couldn't handle even the sight of alphamales like this

camgirl i watch has stopped camming as she's found a sugar daddy that will triple her camming income of £30,000 a month

>>213746168
Good job falling for his bait you mong

my net monthly pay is ~£3000

could i live comfortably in the UK?

>>213745706
>54 hours a week at retail and make 1800 a month
this is slavery lad

>>213746094
I don't get why this site has declined so much since 2020.

You can't blame covid. So what caused it?

>>213746199
you would be a God

>camgirl i watch
Difficult to think of a runtier way of starting a post

>>213746199
no we hate amerifats

>>213746221
lol

>>213746199
i live comfortably on £1600

>>213746171
Imagine tripling a whore's salary so she can be your own private whore. What a mong lol.

I hope every IDF terrorist and West Bank Settler dies painfully ASAP

>>213746167
>mask
pussy

>>213746199
you wont fit into any of our chairs

>>213746272
done him

deport all illegals
execute every citizen that tries to stop that

never forget, traitors deserve death

>>213746122
It’s the only way he can get attention for himself, by obsessing over freaks who post here

>>213746094
remember when threads on /b/ would last minutes if not bumped

>>213746171
you meant 30 grand a year, right? right?

>>213746307
You're a fucking American

>>213746213
tranny janny pedo discord raiders

I have a theorem about the world which is that all problems in the world goes back to Britain. Almost every problem you see in the world right now goes back to Britain.

gonna move to the UK and force british tax payers to support my fatness

>>213746171
cronem hurled through hymen for free x

>>213746364
and spain!

An irish american aka an american just trie to tell me that the rich people were the ones that got to stay during the famine and that they are the real irish ones cause they left. Lord where do they get the audacity to be so loud and so wrong

>>213746209
No it isn't I spent 7 months applying for jobs to get this, I worked just to even get an interview for this job.

Lads, I'm off ta bed
Have a nice night and remember, CHEBS

And lads, if you're on the cans, WAHEEEYYYY

>>213746364
voi vittu

>>213746094
where did everyone go?

>>213746335
youre brown. im more british than you. now kindly piss off to /africa/ or w/e craphole has been designated for your kind

you will never be british

oi m8 u got a loicense to browse wikipedia?

Boston is more Irish than Dublin

>>213746366
how do these lardoids afford to eat so much food

enjoy watching my 600lb kino and they're constantly ordering takeaway but i thought america basically didn't have bennies

There were an unusually high number of days with calm and warm weather at the start of this year, government sources said, which also contributed to the high number of crossings.

>>213746366
It'll end in tears. It always does.

Do you like tanks? I think tanks are cool.

>>213746444
more of a submarine man for my autism

Hitler was a Zionist

Treasury targeting inheritance tax reforms to help plug UK deficit

The UK has the second highest Inheritance tax (IHT) threshold in the world after Ireland compared to other major world economies.

>>213746474
based

i am a white Greek man

a personal appeal from jimmy wales

>70 stone
>almost double the weight of an average american

>>213746474
born a semen, die a seaman haha ;)

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>213744631 (OP)
about the size of me knob that

>>213746421
?
You posted a Scottish news article

Why do the "cronem" want to come to the UK anyway. Its kind of a shithole isnt it

>>213746496
A source with knowledge of the work told the Guardian: “With so much wealth stored in assets like houses that have shot up in value, we have to find ways to better tap into the inheritances of those who can afford to contribute more.

bros, just sell up and leave the country ASAP
Labour is planning to rape anyone that could potentially build a life here unless you are brown

>>213746496
wont they think of the neets?

>>213746441
reckon they made him pose with that food or do u think thats just what he used to eat

>>213746549
it's a shithole for taxpayers

>>213746444
i like planes

>>213746496
just tax the mega bazzillionaries, not hard

>>213746549
All of them are criminals

>>213746555
these fucking criminals
they need to be deposed

>>213746549
It's paradise when you don't pay tax and get loads of stuff for free

>>213746575
Reckon they just told him they're putting it there and taking a picture of him. He's hardly going to say no to all that scran is he

Which US state are you gonna move to once the UK turns into the version in Children of Men?

>>213746605
yeah but thats true for the rest of europe too, who ride the rubber boat

>>213746474
>>213746524
did you not find this funny mate?

The Cronem Are Activaaaaaatingggg

>>213746633
Idaho

>>213746654
>>213746654

>>213746644
Britain speaks English, many of these migrants have at least a basic knowledge of English
There are existing communities of whatever ethnic groups they are in the UK also, so they probably have some family or friends

>>213746633
why is florida not considered part of the south?

>>213746695
it is

>>213746482
Nah
AH eliminated more juice than any other other man since Titus

>>213745862
Presumably he can now sexually assault as many women as he likes them. His background will always be the same in every "trial" and precedent has been set. Same for any man with a background as troubled or more.