Thread 213749205

you wake up in Port-Au-Prince...

looks like home but with colors

>>213749205 (OP)
I set up a barbecue

>>213749205 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!?!!!

>>213749205 (OP)
Call the locals non-white and go home

in Los Angeles the rich pipo live in the hills

>>213749205 (OP)
I immediately start searching for obese white women online because no fucking way I am staying in this shithole

>>213749205 (OP)
In the entire history of /int/ there has never been an actual Haitian flag or poster.

>>213750624
>>213750586
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>>213750169
actually though

would you basically be killed by a gang within days if you actually went there? wtf would happen

like if you showed up there, no money, no connections, being non-haitan and clearly standing out.

>>213750653
Good chance they would abduct you expecting a ransom, if you truly have no money (even by Haitian standards or because their demands are unrealistic) then prepare to get tortured in the most horrible way until death.

Now what I'm wondering is how much would a hooker cost there, assuming I was some connected jetsetter with a taste for exploiting misery

>>213750882
Taking a hooker's price at face-value in hellholes like Haiti is just a convoluted way to commit suicide by cop

>>213750787
You created this monster like back 200+ years ago, alas.

>>213750950
Yeah we sure didn't help but I'm pretty sure you guys also fucked them over more recently... poor fuckers can't catch a break really
>>213750938
idgi man

id find some hot haitian sluts and gape them

>>213749205 (OP)
Opulent.

>>213750787
do these guys have any religion? like do the gangsters who kidnap and torture people believe in some greater thing, do they care about wanting to develop haiti or anything at all?

how do people become like that. I don't understand it at all.

>>213751308
they're into voodoo ooga booga shit where the victim is a sacrifice to the spirits or something like that

>>213751308
theyre supposed to be catholic and like 1/4th protestant but they prefer african voodoo and shit

>>213749205 (OP)
i heard their cuisine is rather extravagant

>>213751308
It's basically the closest thing to a satanic country

>>213750624
poukisa ou di sa ?

>>213751308
>do these guys have any religion?
yes, from evangelical christians JW tier to african beliefs, usually mixed but now it's mostly evangelical
>like do the gangsters who kidnap and torture people believe in some greater thing,
uh mercenaries dont usually have religion, and they arent the majority of haiti either

>>213750624
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/ht/
Wrong

My favorite Haitian moment is when they all gave the 2000 election to Bush by voting 20x each in Florida as a giant fuck you to the Democrats over Clinton's '95 intervention in Haiti.

>>213749205 (OP)
i live my myth

>>213753072
most posters seems to be proxyfags, but this guy seems legit