Thread 213749665

Our down-under friends edish

>>213749665 (OP)
Kek

There's only 10 posters at best at point

>>213750632
>worst years of the recession. Occupy Wall Street. Massive global unrest.
you experienced none of that from your already-smelly bedroom

how can we sleep while our beds ARE BURNING

It's been a good week now since the neighbours smoke detector run out of batteries

They still don't seem to have noticed

I'm gonna be honest
My willy is 8" long and has a 6.5" girth
But my wife's tits are still too big for me to enjoy a tit job. They completely engulf my willy.

>>213750684
It's just one guy with schizophrenia and a VPN talking to himself for all eternity.
It's like that for forum for buffy the vampire slayer.

was at a wedding last Saturday and got talking to the some bird's husband
he's never seen breaking bad

how mental is that
I started calling people over and telling them to gawk and laugh at him
did that to like 5 separate people

made him look like a right cunt

William Luther Pierce had an IQ of 150.

>>213750812
>They completely engulf my willy.
cfhphwoare fancy that

Think the time has come to say fair’s fair, pay the rent, pay our share and give it back, lads

Broken Brexit Biscuits!!

odd looking show
Must say I do enjoy it though

Im a lot like Nucky Thompson

>>213750849
rallying myself behind this message

>eat like a little piggy
>face gets fat, belly gets fat, arms get fat, pelvis gets fat, thighs get fat, calves get fat, feet get fat, arse gets fat
>cock stays the exact same size and if anything actually gets a bit smaller

why would god do this

>>213750874
An ugly bug eyed Irish cunt?

people say get off twitter stop reading that shite its not that bad
then you go outside, walk down the high street, and its as bad if not worse than what they say on twitter
need to get out of this shithole country

Love when I find a VPN endpoint that isn't banned yet

>>213750874
more like cucky wrongun

The UK is FINISHED - Here's Why (mentions nothing about mass immigration)

OH IT'S SO OVER

>>213750913
if you wank your cock then its gets bigger
or so ive heard

>>213749665 (OP)
the great white north is better then brown under

>>213750834
Got a text the next morning saying you seemed really cool to begin with but then got way too drunk and started overstepping boundaries and so they didn't want to see you again

alright time to wank

>>213750917
>>213750947
>>213750953
>three posts within one minute claiming the country is over for entirely different reasons
alright maybe the country is actually fucked then

admit it
you'd have a go too

>ywn be a scottish-american detective busting unions for evil industrialists in 1870s America
Why live

>>213751001
a go on what exactly

>>213751001
unironically the most putrid post ever shared with this thread
utterly foul
and of course it's from a french flag

>>213750989
ive been laughing at this for years everytime it comes up

>>213751000
So is the rest of Europe tbf

mental that there's an entire nation of people whose women just flat out worship white americans

what's our equivalent of that?

>>213751029
>>213751030
at her bumhole

>>213751022
>It is usually said that Pinkerton slipped on the pavement and bit his tongue, resulting in gangrene.
mad how that can just happen

>>213750916
...yh

>>213751069
good lord, no thank you

>>213751022
I'm a Scottish American civil servant in a laboratory is all I'm saying

do you lads reckon it's a bad thing to be easily amused

>>213751069
Get that arse shagged, Froggie

>>213751090
I remember watching Boardwalk Empire back when it was on and I didn't appreciate that it was probably the final show of that golden era of TV.
With your Breaking Bads, Mad Men, The Wire, The Sopranos, etc.

What's the best show that has aired from 2015 onwards? Severance and Succession I guess.
That's it though.
Westworld was good for one year before turnign to utter shite.
Look at the emmy nos and it's dogshit after dogshit.

>>213751096
>>213751129
duality of britain

mad how the quran says women have to shave their pubes

>>213751131
The Deuce made by the guy who made The Wire about the rise of the porn industry in 70s NYC

>United Airlines flight canceled after female passenger had 'biohazard' diarrhea that destroyed bathroom
>'Something is brewing. Something is happening that I am not prepared to deal with,' she recalled in a TikTok video that has racked up nearly 20 million views.
>'For the next 20 minutes I had more diarrhea than any human should ever have in their life,' she said, adding that she soon started vomiting as well.
Envision the aroma, the odour, hmm succulent

Makes no difference to me whether ethnics speak English or not
I don't want to speak to them
I would rather ten million NW European whites who didn't speak a word of English than millions of wogs who can
You can teach language, but you can't teach genes

might go to shop to get some cans

>>213751118
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me, Rorke. You're probably wondering how I got here.

self destruct sequence activated

it so over for you all when i drop 5% body fat

>>213751118
Is this Ireland?

>>213751179
Dangerous and downright genius

>>213751001
Obviously but not raw pierre

why nignoggas can not into queueinge?

Genuinely being serious lads
>one black family on my entire street
>5-6 houses down
>smoke alarm low battery beep goes off every 30 seconds and has been doing so since mid 2024

I never done nothing cause I only ever hear it if I happen to be walking past (which is never as I'm a shut-in) but who do you even complain to about this? Popo will say just knock on their door but those types will stab you for the disrespect or something.

Just want the beeps to stop.

>>213751227
whats the point of shagging if you dont spunk as deep as you can raw inside the bird

>>213751218
No shit, I'll have ascended to the astral plane by then

BOSH!

>>213751179
I remember that time he hit Eddie Guerrero with a steel chair and the wee Mexican lad was pissing blood out his head something mad

>>213751228
Glad I can drive now, the coof was fucking awful for this since there limits on how many people could enter the bus so they'd always push their way in

smells like SHIT outside cos theyve been spreading MUCK (not a racist post)

>>213751249
I think she's past the ovulation stage

I've caught things off whores fella, let me tell you it ain't fun

>>213751118
future member of the Lowecorps

Have you ever done the gay fart dance?

>>213751131
I'd like to give Babylon Berlin a shot, heard it's good.

>>213751270
random pairing

>>213751294
i've been having goes raw with prosties and ugly birds picked up out there for as long as i can remember
the danger is part of the arousal for me. i cant get off unless theres risk

>>213751118
rorke: origins

>>213751249
I can very much appreciate this sentiment, condoms removed the majority of the sensation etc.
This is probably why I'll never shag a prozzie, won't be able to go in raw without risking my cock falling off.

>>213751323
I do this too but just ugly birds

>>213751334
professionals do std checks often and/or are on antibiotics etc
it's one night stands with regular birds you need to be careful about

>>213751270
thought this fella was a lefty
saw a caption of him from a leftoid saying summat along the lines of "instead of looking up to andrew tate, why can't young men look up to guys like this"
doesn't make sense for him to be a rorke too

>>213751351
mate an ugly bird of an old ugly prostie you can really shag like an animal. nothing like a rotten fanny

>>213751247
The street I grew up on was 100% with multiple families and we all used to play together

There are now only 3 families who are white, 3 black, 1 Roma and a curry one that's about to start.

The noise from the boriswavers is like a constant hell when they're outside, the Pakis are out and about at stupid o clock banging every car door and shouting

Just got back from the pub, ended up a roundtable of about six different groups and a dozen people talking about minorities, digital ID until someone just came out and said we should execute Keir Starmer.

Literally one person didn't agree and had a concerned look on his face

>>213751270
Vance looks like your typical public school tarq who was on the rubgy or rowing team
The sort who went to Pangbourne or Lancing College.

>>213751374
Based ngl

>>213751247
Not a lot you can do apart from knock on there door and ask nicely, there's a decent chance they'll do something but they'll most likely forget - blacks don't tend to be as malicious as they are stupid in my experience

>>213751357
Andrew Tate is a paki

>>213750778
I sleep juat fine

big fan of women, me

>>213751374
I agree but I'll never go raw. Love a girl in her 50s.

I fuck a lot of Asian ones and only go older, the young ones are receptive but it's not the same.

>>213750813
>forum for buffy the vampire slayer.
QRD?

>>213751446
I don't like the chinky ones they rarely have much flesh on them
a old white bird you can really grab on, that's my go to. particularly if she drinks a little too much or goes too hard on the pills and is nonsensical at times

>>213751440
shame they're not a fan of you lol

>>213751487
haha yeah it is isn't it

you shag an old chinker because they look like teenage lads really

Hi Catarina, here's my pic.
Best,
Mark x

Mein Rorke... Japan has fallen

can you stop the shagging talk please I feel left out

don't think ive ever been as horny as this frog is right now

>>213751446
>>213751481
I reckon we've got some mommy issues.

All of my billionaire and toil friends have gone off to Dubai/Singapore/Milan/Geneva/Australia, British Virgin Islands/America.

Meanwhile they’re being replaced by the unemployed and unemployable and leftypol is cheering it on

>>213751148
Wish I was a portaloo at a womens retreat like that Japanese bloke.

Don't even need a way out, just let die in there happy as a clam

>>213751595
milk truk has arive

>>213751537
no affence but they all fuckng stink even the women what the hell is wrong with them

>>213751604
all of your billionaire friends yeah?

>>213751604
It's just like Atlas Shrugged

>>213751595
>All that churning

Would be like supping on a lurpak

>>213751615
let us go through the japanese squatty potty!

>>213751659
did they need to provide three diagrams?

fuck off

>>213751659
>170cm

Okay manlets you win this one

psychically raping my own arse

Faustian

>>213751682
hawaiian shirt at toil kind of day

>>213751596
100%. Basically seeking the love/approval/relationship I never had with older sex workers

Feels fantastic when I fuck them though. Younger girls I just get bored and turn up the movement so I cum after a long enough time

>>213751731
i remember a video of a bloke doing this being posted on 4chan back in the old days

>>213751731
what does his equipment consist of?

thought of a good post while I was walking to the bog but I spent so long shitting my horrible rotten intestines out that I've forgotten it

>>213751777
Bit of a small target

>>213751734
Let me tell you witches are very real, brother

>>213751779
camera and tripod

>weather radar shows no rain clouds over my town
>currently downpouring

>>213751731
This suddenly doesn't seem too bad after that video of the chinky kid wanking and then some bloke chopping his head off when he cums and the chinky kid paid for it all himself.

>>213751788
wouldn't happen to me. Healthy mind so i don't forget, healthy body so i poo without issue

How long until this general is all Arabic. Because that's where you're headed.

>>213751247
>>213751247
If it's 5-6 houses down how can you hear it? My (African) neighbours have the same thing, they're right next to me and I don't hear it unless I'm outside

>>213751808
he'll be filming it?

Patriots in control.

>>213751809
ok so it might be raining without clouds?

>>213751472
I thought this was more well known. Googling it didn't give me much.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-forums-with-only-one-user/

One man or woman. 40,000 posts. I'm not sure if it was literally one person or 99.9% one person.

>>213751826
read his post again lad but very slowly this time

I might go and marry a Japanese woman

>>213751779
various burglary gadgets he uses to gain access to your home from the tank and pinch your valuables
and track shit all over the place too

>>213751118
>>213751817
This is Ireland

i don’t care about the uk but i live here innit and i’m too lazy to move so hope it doesn’t get too unbearable

>>213751814
Grim as hell but I get it, I used to have a beheading fetish when all those ISIS videos were coming out. I think it's the ultimate form of cuckoldry, basically.

gonna close my eyes and count to 60. When I open them again I better see some quality posts

>>213751861
>gain access to your home from the tank
such as a miniaturiser to gain entry through the pipeworks?

>>213751814
that really was something, still can't quite comprehend the thought process behind it though

Quite like the concept of anonymous imageboards but dislike how they get overrun by racists

>>213751860
Alri timmy

>>213751906
exactly.

>>213751860
You're too small mate

isnt it funny that sperm and worm sound alike
i wonder if thats intentional

>>213751796
got a shag for her up the battyhole

smiling for no reason in particular, just running on good vibes today

>>213751381
Rorkes fantasy

>>213751911
thats nice lad
personally i quite like the concept of having your own country but dislike how they get overrun by NIGGERS

want to visit japan but i'm not worthy enough to set foot on glorious niponnese soil

>>213751931
They sound alike if you say one of them wrong, yeah

>>213751931
Why don't you go and think of other words that sound similar and come back tomorrow and let us know pal

>>213751734
>SOD OFF!
>(available in the UK and all EU countries) = FREE SPEECH

>>213751941
Hope you step in a slippery pile of dogshit either today or tomorrow.

>>213751739
Ktim except never pay for it

feel a bit tired and hungry after working in that bastard heat

>>213751947
All americans will one day pay for what we did to them

>>213751858
So why's he having an autism attack if he can only hear it when he walks past?

and that one person? albert einstein

>>213751911
>>213751931
>>213751941
>>213751960
great posts, more of this

>>213751965
shut the fuck up malaponte you brown retard

>>213751918
Used to shag this chunky bird and shed turn around and let go to town on either hole. Shed always move a bit so my tongue was deep in her arse, hearing her little squeaks.

Heaven

>>213751965
They will be sat on by chunky Japanese lasses yeah?

>>213751973
not sure lad why don't you ask him

never had taco bell
i could
just not bothered

>>213751980
Shoving your tongue in a chunky birds nethers is brave fair play

>>213751965
deserved for what they did to china. fuck nips

>>213751958
woah easy there chief, I'm not your enemy bronem

>>213751994
Worse attempt at a haiku I’ve seen all week

>>213752001
Put a sock in it zhang
>>213751979
Not him

>>213750953
This legit suggests elites are expecting civil war here.

/brit/ niggas be like
>a brown family on the next street over have their TV on too loud. I can hear it when i'm in their garden peering into their windows (which i snever as i do not leave my smelly bedroom). Can i get them arrested and deported for this noise pollution?

>>213751999
She was chunky and chinky, sometimes there's a bit of schezwuan in there but a great bury nonetheless

>>213751817
Are you Irish or Brazilian?
>>213751860
Timmy!

Rorke wondering whether he should contact the surgery since his penicillin for his infected finger is about to run out, or if he should just do nothing

That's a spaki dogshit zinger

Remember the alt-right in 2015-2017 lads? Felt like something incredible. I imagine it's how boomer leftists felt in 1967-1969.

>>213752028
or they just make more money/pay less tax elsewhere
could be that
or yeah it could be apocalyptic civil war as you mentioned, that one sounds more exciting

>>213751734
>all geriatrics
Convinced this is just something for them to fill the day

>>213751734
The bald JD edits on a sign are funny as shit but everything else about this is lame
>>213751270
Holy based

>>213751918
don't believe those are accurate measurements

right well that's pony content outside of /mlp/ isn't it

>>213751001
As a 32 year old virgin freak I honestly would just shag anything at this point

>>213752034
Kek I would've done the same

>>213752008
it wasnt an attempt at a haiku
'ate Japs
its just my thoughts on taco bell

don't know why you'd want to go near a girl's bum it sounds gross

>>213752044
here?
>>213752033

>>213752028
it's russians and arabs relocating elsewhere

real estate prices and rent makes it so noise pollution shouldnt be a thing
so yes for that price knocking off loud you know whats should be a right

Rorke brushing his teeth and then tucking himself in to bed

Only Israel is allowed to be migrant free

There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight, and truth will triumph once again.

It's kicking off
IT'S KICKING OFF

>>213752083
Rorke sounds like a sensible guy.

>>213752083
quick episode of Only Fool's and Horses before going to sleep. Haahah RODNEY!!!!

watching my gfs youtube channel. bit bored but cant leave that in the comments.

>>213752072
Any Russians left here after 2022 are irrelevant.

I just want to be a warlock living in a little hut in the swampy northern forests, harvesting mushrooms, making potions, studying tomes, smoking a pipe

In a thousand years Israel, fewer than 1000 black people will live in Israel
That's possible only because Israeli Jews are deathly loyal to their ethnoreligious tribe above all else

I thought Iran raised the flag of revenge?

don't understand how people can live in tropical climates

Why aren't you developing your understanding of National Socialism lads?

Now is the time for an internal mental and spiritual battle to harden your spirit.

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

I wish I'd had a kid when I was 12. Would be so kino now
Imagine being able to compete with your son in sports events

Just had a frightening vision of /brit/posters in real life

JD Vance anti immigration BASED
Um.. his children are INDIAN!!

>>213752129
true i should have said chinese. probably indians too

>>213752103
What is?

>>213752158
being serious for a second
you’re a moron and massive loser

>>213752135
>controls countries in which they make up less than 1% of the population
>excels in every meaningful, influential, powerful profession
>hyper-racist
>live with a historical consciousness
We're going to lose until we copy them

>>213752153
same i would probably die

>>213752204
The footie

>>213752198
A lot of anti immigration guys are like him
They think there's a 'good' kind of immigrant that 'works hard' and 'assimilates'
They're delusional on purpose

For you zoomoids: 4 heat waves in a summer is highly abnormal
It used to be a heatwave once every couple years, maybe twice a decade
Corporations raped nature, now nature is raping humanity back

how are things going lads?

>>213752228
Genuinely go fuck yourself
I thought israel and iran were going to war again

>Massive global unrest.
literally never happened

leftypol doesn't understand the difference between legal and illegal immigration

>>213752132
I want to be a respected writer, living in a stone cottage near Hebden Bridge with a big titty wife and wasting my days reading, listening to my extensive vinyl record collection, and working on a Ford Zephyr Zodiac Mark 3.

Rorke... the footballers are going to kneel again

Cryogenically frozing my testes in the Frozer.

>>213752234
what was summer like in the olden days granddad?

>>213752138
They memholed the Iran bombing

>>213752242
got a load of flies in my living room
gone through 3 cans of fly spray already
other than that, yeah, alri

>>213752212
We can't copy them. We don't have the history, culture, religion intelligence, or cunning required.
>What about Christianity
That's a cucked universalist religion that teaches only teaches you how to be a guilt-ridden cuck

leftypol but he's a stockstack latina with a side ponytail and wearing a "If I Bully You Will You Cum?" t-shirt sticking her tongue out while making the jack off motion to rorke

>>213752132
sad that this reality is denied to us
godstein has a lot to answer for

>>213752234
These aren't fucking heatwaves they're just summer weather

>>213752234
i'll rape you in a minute

Vito and Johnny would have been so happy together :'(((

>>213752242
not bad, you know, just same old really. off toil on the morrow and got my drugules being delivered courtesy of the Royal Mail.

>>213752306
alri natureberg

I tried sucking off a tranny once but it just felt like a slightly cold thumb

got my bum out

>>213752307
I love you, Johnny Cakes

>>213752285
15C - 25 C and cloudy
Now it's 30C - 40 C and has Congolese river delta esque humidity

stockstack

I ever tell you lads the story about when I went to a wedding last Saturday?

>>213752313
what drugules?

Oh right yeah another fucking health warning because the temperature dared to rise above 28 is it, cheers metberg

>>213752234
Last summer was absolutely shit lad what are you on about

>>213752320
that is very gay

>>213752234
word to the wise, remember the summer of 76

>>213752305
According to the Met office and weather experts, this is the 4th heatwave this year

>>213752307
Given that receptive anal sex causes anal cancer I very much doubt it!!

>>213752333
Wouldn't be able to keep my nose out of that backend

like i always said nazis just want to be jews and are jealous of them, and that nazism is just judiasm for goyim

Perseids meteor shower tonight lads
Don’t look. You might get blinded and then eaten by carnivorous plants

I remember when heatwave used to mean it was proper hot

summer is illegal in starmers britain

>>213752378
Alri Mr Big Oil

>>213752342
pregabalin, codeine, and tapentadol
just a standard pain stack

>>213752338
yes yes and you couldn't install linux we know

>>213752392
Alri Mr Big Lithium

Ich bin die Hexenmeister

Notting Hill Carnival in a couple of weeks lads. I’m going to recreate it by banging some pots and pans together, shitting on my neighbour’s lawn, stabbing myself and handing my wallet over to the nearest black

>>213752392
alri mr cum dripping from his anus

>>213752368
Not truly.
Nazism is t really far off what they had in the American south to a point.

Also aesthetically isn't different, it's about building the superman, being firm but fair. Whereas they want to build the third temple and sacrifice children or do what they did at mamilla pool on a mass scale using ai/disease that obeys them

*unsweats because apparently 32 degrees at 50% humidity is actually cool and refreshing, apparently, real post above just said this*

wonder if scraniel still posts

a moth has entered my abode, this violates the non aggression pact, nuke israel NOW

>>213752421
Shut up you twat

>>213752296
>We don't have the history, culture, religion intelligence, or cunning required.

Rome, Sparta and NS Germany show otherwise.

It's not about copying but surpassing them. Of course this means discarding Christianity and embracing NatSoc, paganism and biological depopulationism.

>>213752392
"Big Oil" receive billions in green subsidies and fund massive amounts of green blob propaganda

>>213752378
Read about the summer of 95 in Harry Potter. Drought, hosepipe bans, dementor attacks. It was a difficult summer for our lad.

>>213752416
Why do you think about cum and men's anuses so much?

UK used to mean United Kingdom, but ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for Unbelievable Krimewave!

>>213752330
you guys are humid year round though. autumn winter spring i can always feel the humidity in the airplane before landing and my hair gets so frizzy

but yeah i've never been in the summer it must be hell. it feels bad enough here i can only imagine how sticky it must feel in the uk

>>213752435
Free Palestine

>>213752430
Hope the big fella is doing better these days

>>213752343

Tell nana to stay inside and drink water.

>>213752428
Yeah it's fine

HH

off to get some tinnies and a whiskey then have a nice big oily wank to some upscaled classic on the eporner

>>213752456
Self deport please

>>213752421
it’s just extreme ethnosupremacism. it’s all the same shit. the only difference between nazism and judaism is jews rely on being parasitic and sneaky whereas nazis don’t

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

Anti-Abrahamism
Anti-capitalism
Anti-communism
Pan-Aryanism
Pan-Europeanism
Pro-eugenics
Pro-European polytheism
Pro-republicanism
Pro-science
Pro-worker

The ideas of Carlyle, Nietzsche, Lycurgus, Plato, Mussolini, Mosley, Hitler, and Pierce.

This, my friends, is the only hope for Europe.

>>213752483
Me: miss him so bad...
Jew: WHAT!?
Me: huh? i mean hulk hogan!
Jew: I KNOW!? WHAT!?

said this many a time but will never understand drinking and wanking simultaneously
ruins a good wanktoil, ruins a good steamingtoil

t'was but a cantrip m'liege, no ill doing was intended to thyself! please, oh but spare me from the boiling pot!!

Are NHS
Envy of the world

shrooms and wanking = kino

>>213752456
I'll take two!

the nazimong gimmick is starting to grate on me now

>>213752399

Got some tapentadol on prescription during a stay in hospital. Knew what they were. Very disappointing high when I took a few extra id saved one night

>>213752510
kys nazi scum

>>213752524
deserved for being an e-bike homo

2 hot 2 wank

>>213752524
Kafkaesque

>>213752508
Just some of the abuse they have to put up with.
It’s just another from of racism

Enjoy your oily whiskey wanks and mushroom wanks lads I'll be in my room
*yanks a cord on my computer making a massive revving noise*
*clicks tor*

business idea: dark wizardry

>>213752549
How much? 300mg for no tolerance is nice. Its like an opiate and a few cans.

gonna get the asmr on and go to bed, night lads x

>>213752598
shut up

>>213752512
only speedwanking is allowed

New

>>213752611