IT IS TOO
FUCKING
HOT

>Inheritance tax will apply on pension savings of those who die before retirement

>>213752611 (OP)
RIP

>>213752611 (OP)
Context?

>>213752680
pretty self explanatory innit?

Woke up hangry. Storming down stairs to the kitchen

>>213752690
I can't read chinese, you dingbat

>>213752680
chinky fella wanted to watch chinky ladies do a cheeky chinky toilet
Got lodged in there and died

>>213752721
whats the blue thing hes holding?

Weird how the NHS froze hiring on nurses finishing their training year and instead decided Nigerians with fraudulent degrees who can only communicate in grunts were a better alternative

And then afterwards told us the NHS wouldn't survive without them
Wonder how the newly qualified British nurses without a job feel about that

>>213752710
bloody hori

>>213752739
slimline sexarse

MC 10 here I come
From Belgium
Flying Dutchman in my mum

>>213752718
pretty self explanatory just from the images alone, innit?

>>213752750
Who told you about that word

>>213752739
Dno diagram doesn't say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9IDH3fLULo

>>213752718
it's clearly japanese you uncultured swine

>>213752680
Faustian nip spirit led him to peril and pleasure buried in the sweet faeces under a high school

corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZeCS8RbLOM

>>213752865
haha tell me more x

m2 clartening

>>213752856
Delicious beaner packages delivered straight into my reluctant but willing gob

Used to be able to edge for 3 or 4 hours when I smoked weed but since I quit I usually get bored after half an hours and finish.

British people shouldn't say pussy

>>213752900
i'm off the porn, used to do it for 6-8 hours

minge
twat
cunt
fanny

>>213752721
>>213752855
Interesting

It’s a Jewish world and we’re just living in it

If the proto-gf's acne scarring clears up then it could be a really good decision to stay with her. Sometimes you have to see the potential and play the long game

>>213752807
I'm a worldly man. I know about kai. I know about hangi, even though horis didn't have pigs until whalers turned up and released pigs that turned feral.

Watching Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild on 5 +1 freeview channel 38
The woman is Irish lib

Eh, 10 cm
Oh oh oh Dutchman gangbang style

>>213752940
God's world actually

>>213752902
we've been saying it for centuries mate

>>213752902
3:<

>>213752954
Er no

>Saddam is picking up your order

Right lads it's poo time. Big day tomorrow and Thursdsy with the family

>>213752981
Night pooing freak

decided after studying my options, planning things through, and narrowing down the basics, that im going bonkers

hs?

Lord of the Rings is a rehashing of the Finnish mythological epic poem, the Kalevala
The names of humans stolen from Anglo-Saxon myth
Dwarves, their names and personalities are stolen wholesale from Norse mythology
Elves are a mishmash of Celtic and Finnish mythology
Even the Hobbits are stolen from the Hobs of northern English folklore
Literally nothing Tolkien wrote was original, he was just an expert and cutting and pasting elements from various cultures into a single tale

>>213752995
Er no

>>213752943
Interestingly Polynesians had pigs and it’s thought they didn’t survive the voyage to nz. Probably would have saved the Moa if they had

>>213753011
Er yes, drown yourself demon

I only post here cos I have no mates
If I had mates I wouldn't be posting here, I'd be chatting with them irl and also shagging women
Until then though, you lads will have to read my blogposts

>>213752995
Leave it on reddit next time mate

mad how we've had a japanese style lost decade
mad how we're going to have another

>>213752995
Yes mate that's how mythology and folklore works and Tolkien (an expert on mythology) was creating an artificial mythology that functions in a similar way to existing organic ones. So what you think is a criticism was actually his intention all along.

>>213753044
Turn yourself into a worm and bury yourself in my compost bin, why don't you?

*starts bumming you*
waheey

10 cm is in the house tonight
Some boer is giving his mum a good time

>he was just an expert and cutting and pasting inspirations from various sources into a single piece of art
Welcome to the creative process

feeling rapey

>>213752995
Think of a new colour

>>213752995
He never acted like he wasn’t heavily influenced/borrowing from European folklore. The strength is in his writing and ability to fuse these folklores. Read his other books

>takes long sip of tea
ahhhhh.... incel neet hours....

men, lock up your anime pillows

Sheik SulimenAl Britaini

>>213753086
Gwingbonnie

>>213753021
>Probably would have saved the Moa if they had
Doubt it. The Moa never stood a chance when the hungry brownoids showed up. Dogs survived the Polynesian voyages but were eaten to extinction before Europeans showed up. Frankly I think if no one had ever been to NZ and left the Maoris completely to their own devices they would have eventually eaten themselves to extinction.

>nothing is le original
how tedious an argument

>>213752995
Did you know Tolkien was a regular at one of my local pubs? Used to go there with Lewis and Sayer after a nice countryside stroll. Bit of a shit pub now, thoughever

DELUXEDIVAS - Ashley Gracie Wants To Show You How She Lost Her Porn Virginity

need to find a way out of this shithole but I don't have £1 million.
infact I'm a skilless runt.
suppose I'll need to go to uni and learn some in-demand tech/medicine skill and bail to australia

>>213753123
You've been utterly raped

>>213753051
If I were King i'd have them shot and give their wealth to my loyal friends.

Still not sure why every worker who isn't in an office seems to be foreign

And not foreign but lived here a while, fresh of the boat Africans and Indians

>>213753143
Yeah, Tolkien convinced Lewis to convert to Christianity, only he became and Anglican rather than a Catholic which is what Tolkien wanted
But then they had a falling out because Tolkien called Narnia a shitty allegory for the New Testament and Lewis abhorred that Tolkien supported the Francoist fascist forces & white terror in the Spanish civil war

>>213753160
won't work now i'm afraid, ai and that
best thing to do is learn a trade
will be a couple of decades before its cheaper to use robots rather than pay some monkey peanuts to do that sort of work

Rorke sleeping soundly
Leftypol also sleeping soundly
They both live in the same flat and work jobs so they go to bed at a reasonable time

>'There is no more time': Madonna urges the Pope to go to Gaza

>>213753143
doxxing you as we speak

>>213753143
No why would I fucking know that
I don't even know where you live or who you are you twat >>213753182
>Tolkien supported the Francoist fascist forces & white terror in the Spanish civil war
Based

just remembered i ordered a monitor like 3 weeks ago. wonder what happened there

Send the Pope to Gaza?
Yeah why not just send him directly into the bowels of Hades, same shit innit

Tolkien also accused Lewis of having an unberable cockpong and scaly balls

>>213753235
forgot there was a new pope

>>213753120
That’s not true. The native dogs were outbred by European dogs

Imagine the IDF launching a Hellfire missile directly at the Popemobile and all they find is his singed little hat haha

>>213753255
mad that

>>213752944
She's an NHS nurse

>>213753235
Madonna demands it

>>213753255
Jude Law innit?

>>213753251
hobbiting

>>213753264
Reckon Keir would make Catholicism illegal if that happened haha, doesn't want to upset the greater powers

>>213753260
Is it culturally acceptable for a white kiwi to speak Maori? Would other whites look at you weird if you called it Aotearoa around them?

madonna actually looked vaguely human at the met gala this year

When I needed a faggot were you there? Were you there?
When I needed a faggot were you there?
And the sneed and the colour and the bame don't matter were you there?

>>213753251
scranumaningg

>>213753260
and yet the people we sent there haven't outbred the moaris
incel country

I can already see Netanyahu calling the Pope an agent of Hamas and western media/politicians seeing that as an acceptable excuse for why they used a tactical nuke on him

scarlet victory paint

>>213753302
Rorke guffawing to himself as he pens these bars in his incel notepad

>>213753191
surely a degree in something practical, like electrical engineering, will guarantee me a ticket off of this sinking ship? that's basically just being a sparkie but smarter.

*cums*

I listen to genres of music you've never even heard of mate

>>213753294
>Would other whites look at you weird if you called it Aotearoa around them?
bet kiwi leftypols love this
bet they call themselves pakaha
what a bunch of wankers
now I'm all fuming about new zealand leftypols despite never seeing one before

Where was leftypol when the West Bank fell?

>>213753294
Calling nz Aotearoa is very normal here and speaking Māori is seen as cool. The only people who seem to have problems with these things are foreigners
>>213753307
Mate, let’s not talk about who’s breeding who in engerland

Doing a diarrhea

>>213753343
you'd think that but nah
you need to be able to do it with your hands, not just piss about with the theory

>>213752611 (OP)
>>213752680
>>213752721
>>213752855
The Japanese consider this a murder mystery case and not some pervert dying an accidental death. The video below provides more information on the case, including photos of the man who died and an interview with his elderly father.

Unsolved Mystery - Japanese Man Found in Septic Tank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYARf97TWiE

>>213753319
>western media/politicians
controlled by jews

>>213753365
fuck off yank on a proxy

>>213753357
Would be incredibly zased if one day all Kiwis of all races spoke Maori as their first language (and English as a second language too of course) imo

>>213753389
Timmy

>>213753294
the nz government has spent the last thirty years trying to turn NZ English into a pidgin language
they love when pakeha use words like whanau and whare and kia ora

got done earlier lads
>was pulling into driveway with mumberg and our mid 70s female neighbour was painting her fence
>mumberg said "you never settle do you?"
>she responded "i don't like sitting in doing nothing" then looked to me "you'll have to teach me anon"
>instantly realised she was playfully calling me a layabout and did an awkard "haha yeah" and scurried back to my incel fortress
dread to think what mumberg says about me when she's nattering

>>213753412
why would that be based

Lord of the Niggers by JRR Nigger

>>213753357
>>213753418
TWO new zealanders????

>>213753428
Because it shits on anglo-jewish capitalism imperialism and would allow kiwis to live in peace free from nazi control

>>213753367
well shit what do I study/learn then? I've got some savings from a few years of minimum wage warehouse toil, so I cam afford to train up, I just need to figure out what to learn that will allow me to leave.

The older I get the more I understand the "this is this" stuff from Deer Hunter

>>213753439
Complete rehashing of the Gambian epic poem, 3 Fat Niggas

>>213753412
Most Māori don’t speak it, it’s an endangered language because of one generation of Māori being put in public schools and punished if speaking it. Which is sad because Māori were more educated than most of the settlers moving here because the missionaries learned Māori and ran schools to teach them the bible amongst other things

The Chronicles of Narnigger

Oh way oh, send the pope to Gaza,
Oh way oh, drinking up the lager,
Oh way oh, he's bored of that old plaza,
Bum a few lads on the way,
1, 2, 3, 4

black

the modern tolkien

>>213753294
A Brit using maori words outside Auckland city (not including West or South Auckland), Wellington central, or the University campus in Dunedin would be treated with disgust and ridicule and probably be attacked by any maoris who hear it.

>man in shop bumps into me on purpose and says "sorry luv"
i'm a fucking man dickhead

>>213753418
Nooooo someone said kia ora ahhhhhhhhh I am so abused and I am the victim!

>>213753470
eh not really

WORKING FOR THE BLACK GAS

Manchester top of the NPL Premier Division wahey

>>213753510
Retard stop spreading lies about things you don’t understand

Right I'm bored of this New Zealand talk already, time to shut the kiwi drawer

>>213753512
almost midnight and your still blushing over this, pathetic trannoid

>Dear Anon, You just received £90.00 credit in your credit balance. You can view credit balance to check the details.

>>213753505
nonce

thinking about how nobody showed up to my sisters 12th birthday party. grim that. don't think she ever really recovered.

ᛁᚩ×ᚳᚪᚾ×ᛋᚢᚳ×ᛗᛁ×ᛒᚪᛚᛋ×ᛁᚠ×ᛁᚩ×ᛏᚱᚪᚾᛋᛚᚪᛏᛖᛞ×ᚦᛁᛋ×ᛁᚩ×ᚾᛖᛖᚳ×ᚪᛋᛋ×ᚱᚢᚾᛏᚩᛁᛞ

>>213753536
I know more about NZ than you do, gay freak.

>>213753505
Tolkien is to creative literary genius what Martin is to hack pulp idiocy.
They both so far surpass anyone else in their field that they will be remembered 1,000 years from now as a kind of yin and yang of fantasy, a Manichaen duality of speculative letters.
For every sublime, luminous beauty that Tolkien has gifted the world, Martin has cursed us with a tedious, banal ugliness.
It is unfair to compare the two directly on any one point, because Martin is in every way the anti-Tolkien, patently sterile, parasitical, and inferior, but so much so that he becomes a monument in his own right, and counterbalances Tolkien.
Could one exist without the other?
Tolkien obviously could.
But it is only by the contrast that Martin offers that we can truly appreciate the full depths and heights of Tolkien.
Our understanding of Tolkien would be incomplete if Martin had never set pen to page.
It is through only the abject failure and futility of Martin that we can approach an apprehension of the true scope and scale of Tolkien's hitherto inconceivable greatness.
Perhaps this is what Tolkien had in mind when he wrote about the Music of the Ainur.
If Tolkien is a subcreator in the image of Eru, truly Martin is like unto Melkor.
It is only reflected in the awfulness of the one that we can fully see the goodness of the other.

>>213753514
you sound hurt, do you need me to call Hato Hone St John? The government arbitrarily changing the names of things is heckin based!

>>213753554
done him

>>213753550
I would have showed up x

>>213753541
happened 20 minutes ago and i'm not a transexual

>>213753505
BUT WHAT WAS THE SHIRE'S TAX POLICY???

>>213753567
ummm

>>213753505
nigga can't even finish his own book series

>>213753554
Fucked him up the arse like a tranny on K road.

Never had birthday parties growing up, me. Went to special school

>>213753554
You sound American, take off the vpn

had an invitation to make use of free accommodation in new zealand a few years ago for a holiday but never took it up

Belgian wherever you may be,
Your VPN it won't trick me,
It could be worse,
Small and thin,
Watching your mum on a Dutchman's rim

>>213753550
Ever shag her up the arse?

Alles Klar
Alles Wunderbar

>>213753614
>but never took it up
thats unusual, you're normally taking things up...the arse!

I’m the step-dad that stepped up

>>213753623
s

>>213753550
I was there, just on the side of the u bend

>>213752745
feel for the childless meme
that's how I know she's a goyim and not jewish

>>213753505
shame he's too lazy to finish the only books he'll be remembered for. the corresponding show was fucking great before they ran out of material because this fat cunt didn't have enough energy to ctrl+c, ctrl+v English Medieval history after the fifth book.

>>213752680
he died : /

>>213753550
That's so sad mate. Hurts being the outcast, i relate.

crying and performing the wanking ceremony

>>213753634
haha i am as well

>>213753505
copied all of his ideas from tad williams

Right I'm getting 4chan banned now, ta-ra lads

>>213753561
Nooooo not the heckin wholesome names ahhhhhh let’s not care about housing, job opportunities, living wage or immigration. I can tell you are a privileged wank stain act voter probably from Christchurch or Auckland

>>213753680
>>213753561
What? Fuck off both of you

have to get busberg to dublin on sunday BUT oasis are playing in dublin that day

reckon i'll be that scene in the inbetweeners with will and the football fans

>>213753505
what's the tolkien equivalent

>>213753679
hope you had a good time mr ofcom, we were glad to have you

>>213753679
Fare thee well bonger! Remember Jan is wearing his sister's clothes and that'll soften the blow.

>>213753610
Oh no no no no no, kiwibro

>>213753692
Shut your hole curry muncher

>>213753703
mad how this was written about a child character too

Reckon your mother and/or sisters have ever taken it up the arse?

>>213753715
You are NOT me

I have shagged women from Asia, Australia, Europe and South America. Never African or north America. (Paid)

African prostitutes seem like your sticking your knob in the living death harry potter made

>>213753680
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but surely it's the lefty retards changing the names of things that are wasting time doing stuff other than housing and that other shit you listed
(I'm correct, your only option is to concede)

>>213753715
Having a passport doesn’t mean shit these days. I’m sure many people with British passports don’t even speak a lock of English

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADWRrNzW8FQ

based larroid

>>213753723
mother is a turbo-prude so doubt it, sister is pretty much a femcel due to her weight and appearance scaring off only the blackest of chubby-chasers so also doubt it

>>213753721
You should see the shit women write in their fanfics on AO3, makes that look so very tame

>>213753723
....yh

Watching Ridley Scott's "Robin Hood".

>>213753703
He's a subversive Jew

>>213753746
No time like the present

>>213753746
your sister is black-owned?

>>213753738
No the time wasting is the current government spending millions to rub off the Māori names of things and holding referendums to abolish the treaty of Waitangi in order for Chinese students who learn English to feel more comfortable moving here and eventually buying up our properties. It’s all tied to appealing to immigrants.

bing bong exsqueeze me

>>213753784
Like many of the business they usually go belly up

>>213753784
her only boyfriend was a Kenyan man who got deported, not even joking, but if you saw my sister you'd realise that he actually got a pretty raw deal

Might move to New Zealand

Fucking hell back from toil it's too hot oh my days I can't cope

>>213753814
Was he homeless? I might know him

I purposefully call nz towns by their original Māori names with proper pronunciation. The government can’t stop me

let's be honest, the chinese are probably better for new zealand than maoris

Giant spiders eyeing me menacingly

i poo so you dont have to

>>213753550
Damn thats sad. I remember going to a new school when I was 12 and my first week some kid invited me to his birthday party, he invited everyone in the year so I went to be polite. His whole family were there and only one other kid turned up, this weird hapa lad. We played some playstation for a while but it was really boring. I left them to it and ended up talking to his older sister outside and she let me smoke one of her cigarettes with her but I didn't get to kiss her.

>>213753833
No, he wasn't homeless to the best of my knowledge.

>>213753827
show your sweaty tits

know nothing about moaris me
pretty sure they're a higher form of life than abos, native americans and english people though

>>213753853
Faecesus as it were

>>213753838
Fuck up
>>213753823
Fuck off we’ve got more than enough immigrants

>>213753738
Mount Egmont NOT taranaki

Made the mistake of looking up people from school on Normiebook and now I feel embarrassed about my meager achievements

>>213753870
You're English, Dafydd

He's got a small cock in his hands
He's got the smallest cock in his hands

OK maybe I’ll have a cheeky lil vpn wank x

>>213753870
They had invented hill forts by themselves, on par with the level of the Roman/Anglo-Saxon era Celts, they were basically in the European bronze/iron age and advancing rapidly when we got there
Another 500 years without European contact they'd probably have their own medieval era

>>213753902
mine is smaller BY FAR

>>213753893
you should feel bad

>>213753890
Nobody in Taranaki calls it engmont anymore, it’s not even an official name for Taranaki maunga. Lord egmont who cook named it after never even visited Aotearoa. Another fun fact, Taranaki maunga has his own legal personhood status as of 2021

>>213753910
blimey they stuck a fence around a hill did they

>>213753910
>What if we put a fort...on a hill
Wow genius. They'll be splitting the atom next

10cm AND thin, mind you

>>213753906
all bar one wearing 2 layers. cant have been that hot

>>213753927
None of this crap is real you know right

Jango fett licked a toad and cest la vie

>>213753927
Similar situation in North Wales where all the locals call it Eryri and have done for ages, but English tourists and Southerners call it Snowdon and get really mad if you call it by the name all the locals use

Full time retail toil is honestly hell. Part time is alright but doing this for 40+ hours every week would trigger a serious mental health episode again

>>213753910
joining a Civ V game halfway through ahh civilization

>>213753968
>and get really mad if you call it by the name all the locals use
No we don't? We just say "oh you mean Snowdon"

>>213753945
>>213753953
You misunderstood. They built the hills from mud into defensive shapes and then built wooden forts on top.

Made some incredibly risky comments on Reddit tonight, might see my karma score plummet x

>>213753742
Uh oh what’s this??

>Arnold Schwarzanegger doesn't do the German dub of his own films because his accent is so strong it's like what heavy Cornish/Scouse is to English so it's too difficult for German speakers to understand

lmao that's funny

>>213753945
>>213753953
meanwhile rorke when celts do the same thing:
>it's so inspiring to me that even with little resources or technology, the white man's FAVSTIAN spirit drives him to create magnificent works, imposing his will upon the earth itself and to think this drive is in my very blood fills me with awe

>>213753968
Why don't you have a go at the Japanese then for calling England the wrong name then? Or the Chinese? It's funny when we have to rename thing it's always the English name that has to change. When in fact global convention recognises that most languages have their own names for things.

>>213753988
You just proved my point

>>213753991
>They built the hills
Didn't they realise that nature did that already? Mustn't have moved their eyeballs

>>213754000
You feel proud of that yeah?

:O

>>213754011
Playing with your little mental dollshouse again are you

>>213753968
>>213754016
that English lad who owns the holiday lets in Wales absolutely mindbroke you didnt he?

>>213754028
this is why we call it a 'chinky' cos that shit aint chinese food

>>213753991
Not really, they used natural hills but did earth works like creating strategic areas to store/grow food during times of siege

Cheeky walk through the elementary school grounds. A lot of you can probably remember being here not long ago XD

>>213754025
The British one, yeah. The other was the runner up prize in a box of weet-bix. I wanted Australia.

>>213754016
How so

Activeee

>>213753978
does it ever trigger an erection between you legs lad?

>>213754055
probably the ugliest playground ive ever seen

feeble welsh villagers seething about English people owning their country

>>213754056
Ok? Am I supposed to be saddened by another immigrant not wanting to come here? Please do go to Australia

hello police? we got a pedophile doing recon on his next hunting grounds

I have started browsing Indeed regularly for any new jobs that interest me

>>213754076
Sir hangs around at playgrounds

>>213754082
anything take your fancy? x

Showered this morning and I already stink of piss and sweat

>>213754055
At my primary school in the 90s they had to rip out the playground because some gimpy kids hurt themselves. I drove past it the other day and saw they have a little playground now but its a shit one like you picture that kids couldn't possibly be injured on.

>>213754095
Not yet. I need to update my CV as well.

>>213754101
that's what happens when women are put in charge of things

screen just went orange

Oh when that boer
Just shagged his mum
Oh when that boer just shagged his mum
He looked down and saw 10 c m
Oh when that boer just shagged his mum

>>213754078
How fucking slow are you mate? I'm not an immigrant to NZ. I'm from there. Australia is too sunny for me and I wouldn't move back to New Zealand for all of Winnies super.

>>213754108
As a biological woman, what does having a period feel Iike exactly?

>>213754108
take some initiative already

got 14 games on my steam wishlist

>>213754108
You need any help mate?

>>213754144
Did you used to work in a high school in a major city. I think I know you

Do these jocks and Welsh not realise we're on the same landmass and today's north France dune resident is tomorrows neighbour?

>>213754171
I didn't work there I just hung out there to see my girlfriend

Random crap, brown people edition: :( :S :/
Random crap, white or japanese edition: :) :0 :D

>>213754150
feels like getting boxed in the head if any disgusting bint does one round me

>>213754188
I find their victim fetish cute

Sorry about the name of some mountain when Cardiff doesn't look like Mogadishu without the anorexic seagulls

>>213754171
No but we have probably talked on here before. I'm the lad from near goon. I also used to be on nz/pol/ all the time back in my kiwi rorke phase and I was on a discord with Brenton Tarrant.

We love the Japanese ladies

>I'm the lad from near goon.

>>213754218
>Jeets shitting on a beach
Lame
>Jap becoming the beach for a school
Faustian

>>213754228
you have a persecution fetish

Bro is showing his holiday pics again and I’m trying to astral project outta there

>>213754261
most literate mick

Can only really surmise my physical appearance as "disturbing, off-putting, grotesque, punchable"

My tongue is a blade

>>213754250
Speak for yourself, Timmy

>>213754300
based warwick davis

my diet revolves around
unseasoned chicken fillets (like 8 of them a day)
oats (plain ×cinnamon 50g x3 a day)
6 liters of water with a table spoon of salt in each liter
is this healthy and will i die ?
yes i have autosam and my name is shinji emiya my favourite movie is space jam

Diogo Jota killed his brother by speeding and he gets a mural
Should we build a maypole for Fred west?

>>213754329
Bet he works as a traffic warden or the guy who checks for train tickets now

Do you ever get hard bogeys from high up in the nostril? They're nice to eat

err just had a thought
what if there's 'ogs and 'akis in this thread
putting me off a bit

>>213754348
Yeah they're the best ones

>>213754323
hang on, can you hold this for me please mate *pops my bollocks in your hands*

>>213754329
kek link?

>>213754329
just a shame, bet he never lived it down. as a spastic who committed plenty of embarrassing acts during school I relate

What did God mean when he created parasitic wasps?

>>213754342
I.e. essential jobs to the functioning of society that only feckless unemployed scrotes grumble about

In our 10 cm home
In our 10 cm home
Our mum shags a Fleming exceedingly fair
I look through the keyhole and wish I was there
In our 10 cm home

>>213754371
they're based creatures

poopenfarten

>>213754375
god I bet you were popular at school your little freak

>>213754323
just add spinach and maybe yoghurt and you'll probably live a bit longer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjTFtz_1cE

cery good song
do you like it?

>>213754393
And you peaked in secondary school.

Only nice German speakers I've met were from the former DDR
Think that speaks volumes

squealing how I can feel myself becoming more and more of a mental defect as the days go by

>>213754371
he wanted to show your skinny white ass that this life shit ain't no game

>>213754414
Opposite for me

>>213754394
can you please explain why please and thank you

>>213754407
You think traffic wardens do an "essential duty" LMAOOO

yhe en dun

>>213754435
Obviously you don't notice since you're too poor to afford a car with your Universal Credit.

>>213754454
You're actually a traffic warden aren't you? jfc

>>213754111
The headmaster in my time was a man but all the teachers were women.

>>213754435
they do to be fair

can't believe this is a real job
sitting there all day listening to people shit and fart, having to inhale poo particles all day

10 centibinbles

>>213754466
And what paragon of the community job do you hold?

>>213754454
>>213754473
Posts 30 seconds apart, samefag

>>213754454
no mate you can get a car on universal credit ad part of the mobility section
not even joking, they will give you a car

>>213754474
how does one pursue this career

writing the incel anthem

>>213754477
NEET
pay for my video games and burgers already faggot

>>213754481
try counting again you fucking mong

>>213754474
The ladies, sign me up

Raping a poo

>>213754430
you need vitamins and probably more fat/calories but i'm not an expert
best advice really is just try to find a variety of different foods you like so that you don't miss anything

>>213754489
how does it goes

>>213754481
Average 0 GCSE mong mathematical ability

>>213754477
poo professor

the traffic wardens are malding ITT

>>213754477
refugee wanker

scowering linkendin for any job positions for woman's toilets poo chauffeur

mumberg smashing the fridge full of meat and meals that go out of date in two days then having a whinge at me when I don't eat it all in time

Anglo men are made for bbc.

actually using the term malding in 2026
thought it was 2016 for a minute

>>213754569
>>213754569

what do traffic wardens even do during the summer holidays anyway

The biomass despise authority and anybody who enforces it.

Okay let's just be honest

My face would be toilet roll in a womens care home

>>213752840
Right! But too many Union-Jack flags in This Thread.