Thread 213754569

winter looms edish

Can't believe I'm posting with actual traffic wardens

The biomass having the last laugh

Covid was 10 winters ago

>>213754242
Sound like a right knobhead. Glad you moved x

Lying in bed. Fan is on. Got no energy. Will likely go to sleep soon. Life is grim when you're working 40+ hours a week at ALDI.

why'd he do it

covid was 50 years ago

You look like this.

>>213754604
Chins up mate, could be worse

>>213754590
Still malding are you

When did we start calling the lollipop lady a 'traffic warden'?

>>213754617
Evening

>>213754602
Thoughts on Brenton Tarrant?

>>213754569 (OP)
is that a birthing camel

I would love to live in England. The entire country reminds me of Dark Souls 2 for the PS3 (rated PEGI 16)

The Norwood Reaper comes for everyone, apart from trannies, but they have an even worse life so it's all fair I guess

any man who can't stop shouting poo in public in?

>>213754632
drooling now, get into the bed bong

>>213754652
...or you could just hop on 'fin

>>213754602
Sounds like you are jealous because I got out and you are stuck there.

Another completely wasted day.

>>213754643
wtf just looked it up
didn't realise he killed 51 of them
had a bloody good go at it didn't he

>>213754666
>666
Need I say more?
Nobody likes traffic wardens

Feel really down over all these hours. No time for any of my hobbies and interests. Just working, coming home, eating and showering and sleeping. This is no way to live.

>>213754651
more like demons souls, red phantom edition (for the ps3)

>hates any kind of authority, rules or an orderly society
>is a wog
Like fucking clockwork.

>>213754691
have a wank mate

>>213754691
have two wanks mate

>>213754691
dont forget to dilate

dave onna madone

Now then now then

i'm a big fat fucking 35 year old
bastard incel

>>213754691
>No time for any of my hobbies and interests.
Wanking to anime girls and barely legals, get tae work munger.

>>213754740
no wonder with that attitude

Get the biomass ground into meat for your supper

I need support and kindness now not abuse and people taking the piss

>>213754691
*virtual hug*

>>213754723
Then George Galloway gave him a big hug and fawned over him

get them baked beans filled you absolute cretin

Boats? In
Refugees? Wanked
Traffic Wardens? Sacked

>>213754758
have a lovely big wank mate

>>213754758
Shame you're a worthless little mong

>>213754691
You've missed an important part.

Your fat thighs are sat on that uncomfortable chair all day, it's a bad posture to be in and it's confusing your body. This stores all your eaten waste up.

Then when you release all that food prior to your shower, you don't have a friend to share that nutrigrain slice of wonder with.

>>213754768
was that before or after he was the biggest hamas fanboi that ever lived (goaway that is)

>>213754691
>no way to live

tough

you made your bed

stupid cunt

>>213754654
can't really be 50% can it?

>>213754804
Was always under the impression that he was Muslim given that he looks slightly brown and is always banging on about Gaza. Was shocked to learn he was Scottish

Get our immigrants bed, fed and wanked.

Paedo Starmer's national imperative.

>>213754817
he's an irish scot so he has a shitskin's soul

What do you do with a tiny penis
What do you do with a tiny penis
What do you do with a tiny penis
Let's all ask the belgian

>>213754816
its definitely not 50%. not here at least. unis are shag-factories

don't worry employed woman consider this motivation to smash your degree ans get a cozy job!

>>213754654
50?

thats actually mental

no fucking way

>>213754784
grim

>>213754817
i think hes basically an honorary member of the mudslime at this point

Mental how 4chan is now paedo hysteria central when it used to have a shota and a loli board back in the day

>>213754848
not for gen whatever tf we're on now

and i quote, "covid really fucked things up for your generation" - said by a woman actually younger than me at my virginous conduct

>>213754853
Id like to imagine her poos are very middle class
Something quite dry, you could barely smear on a ryvita

>>213754853
she loved it when i erupted inside her bumhole

dirty old wench

>>213754848
didn't receive a crumb of pussy at uni

a boku no picu is fine too

>>213754679
Did you never watch the footage?

>>213754654
this was unironically debunked by a statistician. the "under age 30" turned out to actually be under age 25 and no sexual partners since age 18 does not mean "virgin". the number of men who are virgins past age 25 is very small

>>213754913
Always do a cheeky smile when I see the comments section on the British Grenadiers is locked

>>213754905
couldnt fight it off personally
more i tried the more i got
dry as a fat nuns arse in the middle of a desert now tho of course
basically a born again virge now of course

>>213754925
Oh very small, oh okay...

>>213754890
i went to uni starting september 2020 and there was still a lot of shagging happening. even i managed to get with one of my flatmates which frankly breaks all laws of logic

>>213754885
I reckon the paedo hysteria on 4chan has died down a bit compared to a few years ago. These days paedo hysteria is a normie hobby and I see it more on 'eddit than on here.

>>213754925
fuck up moose queer

Surely there is more to life than this? Working all day and being too tired for anything else.

me personally autistic
can not function socially or in public
still had sex though

>>213754925
Cope on

>>213754975
daywalker normoloid cunt

>>213754885
We love a noncey joke don't we folks

>>213754965
have you tried attempting to cut your wrists open with a box opener in front of your colleagues again? that would be the best thing for you to do i reckon

>>213754925
uhm, aktually
*pushes glasses up nose with finger, licks finger then has a rummage around butthole

>>213754965
You could email me pictures of your poo for a reasonable price

Most visitors to Bath don't realise that 95% of the 'Roman' baths were built less than 200 years ago, it's basically no different than going to Disneyland.

>>213755011
Average runt who crosses the ticket inspector

>>213755011
saw a young twink couple holding hands in sainsbury's earlier
they were walking very close behind me
suspect they wanted a slice of my fat arse

>>213754885
>Mental how 4chan is now paedo hysteria central when it used to have a shota and a loli board back in the day

>>213755011
based russia
keeping the gay away
lets put the tranny on a train there immediately

>>213755030
Ah yes Disneyland, famously established in 1825

>>213755030
used to be scared shitless of this place when i was a kid, thought the water went down to the earths core you see

>>213755011
wtf are they doing with their noses?

>>213755011
Pointless beating them up, they aren't going to start shagging birds.

Best thing is do what Iran does and force them into being gfs

>>213755011
This is why the HIV rate is so high in Ivanland

>>213755030
you're the same mong that got his arse handed to him over tolkien in the last thread

>>213755068
theyre being forced to take out their peircings because russia hates gays and they were acting and dressing too gay

It's AI you doofuses

when i was in year 9 i got told my nose is so big i can smell sunday dinners on wednesday and i've been insecure ever since, mad how it's been 10 years and a harmless joke still lives in my head

Just finished reading trainspotting. I remember I was in this cocktail craft bar in Edinburgh and the bartender offered me heroin because I seemed chill ig, is it really still that bad up there as in the book/movie or was my experience just a one-off

>>213755104
first time tou experienced antisemitism?
hah hah hah

>>213755104
Oh my days 13 years old and they've fucking cooked you

>>213755080
No I'm not I posted this reply >>213753056
to that silly lad

>>213754942
yeah like only 2-3% of men older than age 25 are virgins
>>213754984
it's not a cope if anything it's older male virgins coping trying to normalize their condition

Dropped two beers on the way back from the shop so now I only have two beers but at least I have a bottle of whiskey

>>213755069
grim, no thanks

>>213754885
Literally every single day there is a debate here about whether it's okay to shag 16 year olds
It never ended

>>213755030
I don't see the problem
Plenty of original Roman artefacts to see and it was rebuilt in a neoclassical design so seems fitting

>>213755142
id imagine that most of those are either autistic or horrendously disfigured and or ugly

>>213755132
Sao Tome and Principe be kidding me

>>213755159
is it though?
if shes okay with it and its legal?

>>213755104
>i got told my nose is so big i can smell sunday dinners on wednesday
:)

>Southampton briefly flourished as a spa town in the mid-1700s after the discovery of a mineral spring and the subsequent visit of Prince Frederick, Prince of Wales, who enjoyed the waters. While it never achieved the prominence of Bath or other larger spa towns, Southampton did develop facilities like assembly rooms, sea baths, and promenades to cater to the influx of visitors.
Mental that
Would probably grow a baboons arse if you bathed in the solent these days

>>213755159
It's legal to shag 16 year olds lads of course it's OK there is no debate to be had

>>213755132
>>213755196
Are you real or vpn?

>>213755194
Hampstead in London was a spa town.

reckon dogberg has the bum worms

It's spaintwat you spastics

>>213755107
FOY

>>213755196
whats the cut off point? asking for a friend
lets say this friend is 40, in a minecraft server, in a video game
just hypothetically

>>213755165
autism for the most part probably or other mental health issues and it all gets amplified online of course especially here

Can't stop listening to the new Deftones track lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ

>>213755247
Me?

Wolf Alice

>>213755232
never been
do they speak english in hampstead do you know

Why does Keir hate us so much, we're so fucking poor and he keeps taking more and more

mad how utterly lovecraftian i must appear to this fly
except he or she has no grasp of the concept of lovecraftian
does this make me more or less lovecraftian?

>>213755245
What cut off point? It's legal so therefore moral and good.

>>213755273
Nasty little man isn't he

>>213755232
Hemel?

>>213755247
me?

change (in the house of flies)

Reading used to be a spa town

>>213755287
nice
good news

>>213755301
Great track. Have you listened to their later albums? They've still got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hvf7aHwuY

>>213755319
ooh kinky

>>213755319
>IT WAS A JOKE!

>>213755319
Make this legal again and 95% of our country's problems would disappear overnight

>>213755344
beating brown people?
agree

>>213755344
muslims do that so what's the problem you should be a utopia by now then

>>213755344
Singapore's legal system seems pretty well balanced. Genuine punishments for evil cunts, but law abiding people enjoy peace and freedom.

>>213755344
>Beating underage faggots would solve the pensions crisis?

Listening to the High School Musical soundtrack

>>213755382
Beat dole scroungers until they go back to work and pay taxes. Problem solved.

>>213754569 (OP)
this autumn/ winter I'll be entering my dark academia phase

>>213755294
umm

thats hempstead not hampstead

>>213755382
Yeah, just execute murderers and nonces, and whip anti social people or put them in the stocks.
Our prison system is insanely expensive and clearly does nothing to cure criminality or protect the innocent from bad people.

>>213755409
I dont believe that is correct

Every time you have a VPN wank a child dies

>>213755399
in sure thatll solve all the countries problems

>>213755431
Hopefully not the one I'm watching haha

>>213755421
mental how like 95%of the worlds populace are just brainless chimps

In summer it's weird watching tv programmes filmed in winter and seeing people wearing coats, gloves and wooly hats

>>213755431
me? just use russian porn sites

>>213755461
Even weirder when you consider they film most Christmas specials in summer so they're all roasting

>>213755461
Saw some proper wrongun wearing an anorak today with fur hood. Was tempted to call the police on him. Defo up to no good

>>213755461
Well all the wog takeaway drivers still wear hats and gloves when it's 30C outside so it should become more normal, hope this helps.

>>213755451
The guy on the right is one of those gays who could pass as straight from looking at him

>>213755461
it can be nice watching wintery shows in summer when you're dying from the heat

>>213755491
Is that what you tell yourself when youre looking in the mirror wiping the cum from your face?

>Call for free bus passes to help under-22s into work
Hmm yes more free shit for dole-scrounging layabouts

Private browser + Tor + VPN
It’s gooning time

imagine being a white in the middle of all that

I weep for the brit kino that is not shared with the world

I’m not getting a job until all the illegals are deported. They made this mess

>>213755539
ive seem things you people wouldnt believe

>>213755538
Irish diaspora's dream

why do wahmen love talking about their periods and vajs so much

>>213755431
a lot more children dead in the tissues aha x

peter phyle's nonceline rapety act

>>213755549
pretty sure it was greedy corporations draining and transferring wealth from the poor to the rich and abusing cheap labour from underdeveloped countries meanwhile using that entire schism simultaneously to sow division between the native population and clamp down on your freedom and rights
but youre right, im wrong, it was da jooz

when small boat cronem notice m3 perfect katy

>>213755629
>10cm and thin

soon you'll need to use tor to have a proper wank

>>213755629
can you explain what m2, m3 etc. mean in relation to katy?

toring and phowaring

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

>>213755656
lil timmy went fishing for pokemons

didn't even know macbooks had m4 chips in them now
did they just skip past m3 or what

wayching turn a gundam

Manage to pull all the skin off my infected finger for some bizarre reason. Luckily I have plasters on me

>>213755729
that's the one with the...

>>213755747
>It's 10cm and thin

m2 and m3 are the cars that katy's dad drives

real life hunger games - gaza edition

>>213755749
laura
yes

>>213755107
Good book. I've not read it in years, I should read it again sometime.
I'm not sure how it is in Edinburgh these days but where I live near Manchester the town centre is full of zoomer Rentons and the rest of the gang.

>>213755837
youve posted this about 20 times now
why

>>213755856
his brain attacks him if he doesn't

>>213755554
British kino off the shoulder of youtube
I've watched folk songs underappreaciated in the dark
all this culture will be lost in time, like tears
in the rain

Last time you went to the dentist?

>>213755888
6 months back
going again tomorrow

"We want to stock up, and we all hear about ‘more humanitarian supplies are allowed in’, well it’s not happening yet, or it’s happening at a way too low a pace,”

why are they so entitled?
expecting free gibbs
why is it israels problem to feed these people

>>213755884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Lc09c-Sno

>>213755869
her man is irish

>>213755888
like 7 years ago mate. got genetically excellent teeth and never needed anything from the cunts

Imagine them all running bare-footed and yellow-eyed into the nearest market village, they break down the measly bollards the local hastily erected and begin their carnage on a virtually defenceless town..

>>213755915
you fucker you know what makes me tick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
I need MORE

>>213755965
dey hymen hungry

>>213755909
good lad

>>213755934
Yeah same but 10+ years. Think i should go see the hygienist tho

A Don never wears shorts.

>>213755989
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen

parents gave me a 70inch tv
what am i gonna do with a 70inch tv
it looks ridiculous

>>213755979
Here's some tunes for you lad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVOhjeX3r84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32KYdX6cO9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y9QnXJ4_lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0sC4xbyT5c

Amazing playlist on Spotify too

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E?si=3695890f28ba4c16

>>213756031
Sergeant Howie is literally me

>>213756031
were pubs really that brightly lit back then or was that just a movie lighting thing

>>213756132
You do know electric lighting had been around for a good century before when this film was set right?

might arsewank myself to an early grave

>>213756181
Very Reddit response

Generally, areas with the fewest people of color and the most white people in the United States tend to be located in the northern and northeastern parts of the country, particularly in states like Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, and West Virginia. These states have a significantly higher percentage of white residents compared to the national average, while also having a lower percentage of residents identifying as other racial or ethnic groups.

moving to ct lads! enjoy your n*ggers!

>>213756031
I was just talking to myself about this film

>>213756010
Alright let me get the fuck outta here

>>213756261
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WJo90Xht8

Looking forward to playing the Resident Evil 1 remake. It’s comfy

>>213756051
Giant will rise with the moon
and the people and pubs are gone like mist
fucking hell this is the good shit right here

>>213756258
I don't like niggers much

Connecticut
White (Non-Hispanic): 63.9%

Texas
White (Non-Hispanic): 39.9% or 39.7% or 39.6%

>>213756181
oh no i didn't know that i guess pubs must have a lot less electricity these days then. perhaps they used it all up in the 70s

>>213756299
why do you do this

I want to do things to Emma Watson’s bum.

>can't use the chan in his country
grim

Freja, Grimbald, let me tell you how Daddy saved the white race

im going to end up living in the hood in connecticut and getting stabbed or something awful just in an attempt to move away from poc.

is there no end to my suffering?

Those WNBA players are female athletes. If you throw a dildo onto the basketball court, there’s a chance it might land in one of their holes.

>>213756382
Maine beckons…

>>213756319
That's very worrying

>>213756356
Oh ho ho, papá merry bamba

are english muffins called english muffins in england or are they called regular muffins?

>>213756382
>want to move away from POC
>so you move to the ghetto
Not following the logic.

dont care about american white people, they seem pretty evil and their culture is poo. Do care about british NATIVES as they can be funny and engerland belongs to them

>>213756401
i had an opportunity to buy some land and then i could have saved to build a cabin or something. thats all im focused on moving forward. making money to get land and build my own place so i can live rent free

it wont be easy but i have 100% of my time for leisure and i have income so its doable.

>>213756432
will be forced to unless i smarten up and get this money

>>213756413
chortling

>>213756452
dealing with banks is just as bad as renting if not worse there is no escape from slavedom

>>213756387
More likely you'd end up on the sex offenders register

rarity white ponut

Thoughts on Macduff?

>>213756413
This is a muffin to me.
Only time I see an English muffin is the McMuffin, I don't think they're very popular here

>>213756508
brits losing their culture more and more

>>213756413
We call them scones

>>213756532
Completely different thing

>>213756532
then what do you call scones? cakes?

>>213756532
no you don't

>>213756507
Richard Macduff?

>>213756547
>>213756548
>>213756555
>Hook
>Line
>Sinker

>>213756558
Na Lord

>>213756588
you used me

The Asian Fanny

pickled onion discos are back deeee lads

>>213756588
damn bamboozled again

I miss the old internet. Not a fan of this new stuff

poop and niggers dying

>>213756608
>>213756630

>>213756666
This is it. This is the post.

crumpets > english muffins > toast > scones

this will be my last post on /brit/ sorry ive been using your general so much as of late x

>>213756623
You better not be lying to me.

>>213756677
do it again and i'll give you a piece of my mind

I’d pick the corn out of her poo.

>>213756758
I don't think brits eat corn that much

>>213754612
he likes it

>>213756776
yes they do they're always going on about putting "sweetcorn" into their tuna salad and they put it on pizza as well
deeply confused people

and now we know where that sweetcorn comes from and what makes it sweet

>>213756709
x

>>213756794
YOU’RE BROWN!

>>213756877
like how you chime in to illustrate my point

Look at this fucking chud with his shirt

https://youtu.be/0l30m0DlvX8wNZdSRoZDrI7aNKP&t=82

be honest, does she mog you?

>>213756996
more like mong

>>213756888
Emmayank, do you ever think you're a bit off the rails?

This /brit/ post BROKE me

>>213756996
i'm proud to report that no she doesn't, that's still an impressive fizeek for a lady thoughever

top ten worse /brit/ posters ever number 1 will shock you!

you
with the face
cease flapping your pustulent gob

>>213757008
another post to illustrate your confusion
very good thank you

>>213757117
guess who

>>213757143
Burton Cummings?

ummmmm

>>213756794
I seen it with my own 2 eyes, I swear to God son. They put it... CORN... on SUBWAY. Jared be coming back to life like, Hey! That's an abomination against God man! That's what I said but I ordered it... man, I nearly spit the shit out in the wrapper, throw that shit in the bin man(that's what they call it) let the coons eat on it hahahaha

did something stupid last night but i wasn't drunk for once so i don't regret it

>>213757401
That's your sister mate. Don't call her a thing.

>>213756794
sweetcorn on pizza is more of a mainland Europe thing, we don't do that

going to go to ALDI and if i see any trannies working the till i'll spark them out

getting my bum hole threaded for a suppressor

i'm 6'2 but might have to start wearing lifts in my shoes to keep up with these lanky zoomers

>>213757452
enjoyed this post

>>213757462
They're more frightened of you than you are of them

fuck drumpf

>>213757500
not with your dick and my own excessive weight in ketamine

I said
FUCK DRUMPF

fronald toompf DESTROYED

awful smelly bastard right now should shower but want to give the nobber another seeing to

>>213757585
>>213757585
>>213757585

>>213754612
Why do other mammals dab on us so effortlessly? It's never been more over for h*man cucks