Thread topic: is water wet? Or does it just make things wet?

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>>213755429
jason hates italian women though

>>213755467 (OP)
Can I touch your girlfriends thighs?

The Washington Incel Singers Live At Carnegie Hall

Toil begins tomorrow. I dont want to wage no more. This isn't humane. Just give me money and I promise I won't be violent and will be a good boy

water is wet because if having water on something makes it wet then water molecules have other water molecules on them so therefore theyre wet

>>213755488
She looks like a ancient greek towel boy

so i'm supposed to pretend lower crime is a bad thing?

I also drink sugar free energy drinks besides water

>>213755523
is what you would say if you were a weird pederast

Do women ever feel embarrassed about how scantily clad they are at most times?
I don’t mind, I just can’t imagine feeling secure with my junk in skin tight pants.

>>213755522
so a single water molecule by itself isn't wet?

>>213755526
Crime rate in D.C has been dropping for years now, retarded chud

>>213755550
Can you show me one?

>>213755526
I'm just making light of the situation, I see Orange Man in the mold of those filibustering US president of the 19th century rather than as a fascist revolutionary as the right claims

Tribals can walk around with their dicks out some even have like dick sheethes
Civilization was a mistake

>>213755544
no because they get positive attention and affirmation for it

Desmond has a barrel in the marketplace

>>213755467 (OP)
I make your mom wet

THREAD THEME:

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>>213755542
So in other words jasonkin

Grannies could offer their pussies on a platter to incels, and incels would reject them
incels are spoiled and claim they need the fresh stuff

>>213755595
>?si=…
Bruh

why do americans dress like toddlers?

https://youtu.be/xiylfrb9jWk?feature=shared

i'm 30 and never worked a day in my life

>>213755626
who is paying your bills

>>213755610
Gushing Grannies

>>213755626
erm.... that's kind of based.... yeah i'm thinkin based

>>213755595
I love this band for their 2 brilliant songs. They weren't quite as great as Chrome, but they were much better than the entire LA punk scene, because I've seen the Spheeris docus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV0-JYYfm5A

>>213755617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV_UTVt2lx0&ab_channel=TheUnits-Topic

It is a URL you fart

>>213755610
>excuse me waiter, but the bread on the sandwich I ordered is moudly
>just eat it you incel, be glad I even served it to you

can you lend me a few gigabytes

>>213755654
stop doing that you shit

"ancient greeks were gay" is a fiction jointly invented by jews, fags, and women

>>213755467 (OP)
>cartoon character
>his parents are neglectful hippies
>gave their son a girl's name and raised him as a girl against his will
>he constantly resists and asserts that he is not a girl, that he changed his name to a mans name, but parents continue pressuring him and manipulating him/treating him like a girl despite he keeps saying he isn't
>trannies see this and go: "finally, representation"

why are they like this?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1FSUqxUp4

but Chrome, they are the great lost American rock band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlGcDDANqo

Opinion: France French women are so much sexier than Quebec French women.

>>213755662
sent ;)

>>213755660
If you're starving you eat the moldy bread. Incels are like a homeless person refusing to eat food from a food pantry

>>213755671
Doing what?

>>213755544
no they're far more prone to have the complete opposite problem which is feeling too comfortable and arrogant due to compliments going to their heads

>>213755676
my sociology professor claimed that islamic civilization is almost entirely based on hellenistic civilization...and you know what, he may have been right

>>213755677
How can the parents afford that shit?

LOCK HIS BITCH ASS UP

>>213755654
Right click, then select "copy clean link"

why can't 4chan stop thinking about us for 5 seconds

>>213755660
excellent post

>>213755637
mom

>>213755639

Why didn't they put the twin towers in that Las Vegas resort that is a replica of down town new york city? It was built in the 90's

since we switched thread

give me music suggestions for my inceldrive

>>213755707
islamic "civilization" is a crude simulacrum

>>213755712
put his evil cheating ass on the first bus back to china

>>213755676
why did Plato come out against fucking your (obviously male because women didn’t attend school) students then?

>>213755719
i wish sexy sluts would offer me free intercourse
also i wish that i didn't have a shameful complex around sex

Spare coochie maam?

>>213755677
Why are trannies obsessed with children's cartoons?

Tell me why your state (a gay fucking rectangle) is better than other states (also gay fucking rectangles)

just because we're trans doesn't mean we aren't people too

>>213755650
Units and Chrome are very different.

>>213755713
Literally don't know what you are talking about and have no idea why you are complaining.

>>213755752
because back then, just like now, there were a lot of teachers who got off on raping kids and this was seen as a bad thing by the broader society.

>>213755719
Slooots... yum

the ZOG machine REALLY doesn’t like when people notice and go against their chosen leaders. Look at how they’re screeching at the Groypers nowadays despite having laughed them off a year ago just because they’ve managed to spread their talking point of opposing JD Vance among the mainstream right wing

i got molested last night

>>213755770
>don't know what you are talking about and have no idea why you are complaining.
The part of the url past the ? is not needed. It's an identifier
If you right click and select "copy clean link" it will copy a shorter link without the identifier

>>213755785
By who

>>213755785
B-B-B-BASED!!!
I know he had you SCREAMING

>>213755773
think about what you typed
how can Plato be the first to start what is already a broad trend in society?

>>213755801
by whom*

>>213755770
in that Chrome tried to invent industrial electronic music based on the Stooges in the late 70s, which is fucking insane and brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnA

Bored ahh hell i might chief the remains of my gang weed, but if I do I won't have any for tomorrow

>>213755769
>t.

get your coat we're leaving

To whom were you molested?

>>213755807
obviously he wasn't the first to do it because it was already a broad trend in society.

>>213755811
By whomstve*

whomever

>>213755820
I didn't bring a coat

My cat likes to show me it’s asshole which makes me feel molested

My opposition to trannards is entirely aesthetic: I don't like how ugly they are. If they passed better I would gladly sodomize them and support their rights

>>213755839
Your cat is problematic

>>213755801
some polish guy

Vinnie Pasquantino with a 3 run shot to right field
His 21st hr of the season

destiny vs charlie kirk is like the real life superman vs thanos

>>213755843
>If they passed better
No such thing. It's still a freakish hellish medical abomination

You look like puerto rican whore, makes me sick

>>213755799
Nigger we all aren't using the Brave browser. You are even more retarded than me for assuming everyone used that shit.

Trannies grow hair on their tits

remember shouting penis in the school hallways

>>213755867
I need to trim my tiddies

I've got no rizz and negative aura, I'm just lost, lost in this world where women expect me to be Chad

>>213755867
i would love to cum on a pair of big hairy boobies

thoughts?
havent been 2 the others

>>213755867
So do some women

>>213755866
I thought other browsers had that feature. Sorry you use a shit browser..you can still just delete the part manually past the ?

why does this self hating brown monkey keep sadposting in /cum/?

Every leaf that doesn't use caps should be assumed as redditjeet

>>213755839
you’re supposed to blow on it so they think you’re giving the butthole a good sniff and then they turn around, satisfied

Some seething going on in here

>>213755883
>>213755893
>>213755899
Wow I got a reply from all 3 /cum/tries, how auspicious

>>213755904
what is the jeet equivalent of randy bobandy? That's what I'd like to know!

>>213755895
i think you've been to the brown parts of alabama

Everything you guys care about in these threads is gay

>>213755848
are you going to press charges?

>>213755926
i care about you tho

*grabs your dick as a show of dominance*

>>213755930
freak status: bodied

>>213755862
they all take money from the CIA and Mossad

>>213755895
absolutely nothing cool about the hellscape of arizona

>>213755942
Pretty sure 4chan is a CIA asset

>>213755933
they say the Shah of Iran, the old one in the 20s who was this Turkic cossack leader before his coronation, used to grab his lieutenants by the balls when he was speaking to them.

>>213755895
Virginia mentioned

Women get horny after working out, getting poon at the gym is easy as fuck

>>213755895
Based Montana

>>213755862
superman is dc and thanos is marvel you IDIOT

>>213755895
what's wrong with maryland?

>>213755960
It's cause the movement gets them off. Same thing with a bumpy car ride

>>213755930
mushed that freak into a paste

>>213755925
biggest mountain is puny, nature is boring, every city is full of black people. maybe it should be a tier higher but it isnt very good
>>213755948
arizona is heavenly promised land and I am glad that it filters out homos like you

i regret going down the path of incelry, i wish i'd spent my 20s partying in ibiza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiWtqVtd1Oo

>>213755865

>>213755924
printar bobintar

>>213756008
but we have worms that glow in the dark, white water rafting, beautiful box canyons, white sandy beaches and nascar :(

>>213756008
Phoenix is literally sinking down into hell as we speak.

>>213756013
Inceldom is really not an issue aside from feeling like I’m a freak for it. Also the horrible pain of knowing only my fellowcels understand me

The southeast is grim. I can't imagine growing up there.

thinking about raping myself

What's with minecraft and trannies?

>>213756021
but what does he eat for his belly to bulge so? Surely not beef cheeseburgers!

it come with egg wuh

I don't mean to alarm you guys, but I'm canadian.

>I could even make you squirt if the connection is right
https://youtu.be/u_kA-l5KOMQ?feature=shared&start=160

>>213756060
i'm gonna say... poop!

>>213756069
hello sir

The Pokemon TCG isn't good because of EX cards. They take away the core mechanic of Pokemon, evolving.

he's a squirter

Which one is for whites and which one is for blacks?

>>213756100
*Squirtle

How can normies withstand waging non stop for years? I can barely do a year of it without thinking of kms or burning out

>>213756108
kek

>>213756111
because being a broke bitch sucks ass

>>213756111
They do it for years get used to it and autopilot through life

>>213756091
I am the caste system sarrrr
t. Junuh Laharnee

>>213756111
normals get along with coworkers better which makes things more bearable
incels creep out their coworkers so they wage away in misery

>>213756100

>>213756111
It's not torture for them because they are the ones making it torture for others

sonny bono

Why does she release so many albums?

>>213756172
I've got you to kiss goodnight
I've got you to hold me tight

Pickleball is such a dorky fucking sport

How can anyone be a grown man and play that game

I love being elitist towards pickleball players and calling it easy tennis

>>213756175
Why is she so tall

>>213756111
you ever see the coworkers that have been there for 10, 15+ years? they all look dead in the eyes, they burn out but they keep going, they're scared of change and scared of looking for a new job so they stay in their role and become miserably complacent.

>>213756175
wow she's cute
what's her butthole look like

>>213756172
Sunny Boner

pickle my balls

A SOHNG COHHD HOIGHWAY STAHH...YEAH!

Yuval

>>213756190
I love tennis

Nuclear weapons are fucking fake and if you think they're real you're a retarded fucking gopnik ruskie shitter

>>213756190
It's an upper middle class white signal to like it
No one genuinely enjoys it

Benis

>>213755467 (OP)
ur mom is wet hahaha

>>213756231
hey goyim, i know globalism sucks, but the bad guys have bombs that can blow up the whole planet. just take one for the team buddy, for earth. for israel.

>>213756238
outstanding post

Scientists have confirmed that I have a right to sex. They just discovered it. It's a groundbreaking new theory . Many are clamoring to fulfill the theory

>>213755895
bretty good list but I'd bump Mass up

>>213756235
true, I only ever see Whites playing it

real niggas play tennis

>>213756262
She's really pretty

I guess I’ll have a whisky. I’ve been a good boy about drinking for the last month but I need a little something this evening.

want to goon but i know i'll have to take a nap afterwards if i do

Girl you're so cute, what's your butthole like

The disappearance of /brit/ proves that the worm has turned. Now is the time to hail the American way, blasting full auto on both barrels, or would you prefer some Mozart instead, three piece suit required?

>>213756289
no don't do it anon

>>213756310
shut the hell up man

Oh, Brit's still there, I'm sorry, it's just drugs and that

>>213756325
I’m doin it. It’s chill I can sleep in tomorrow.

>>213756310
shut the fuck up bitch

Smaller dicks are more efficient. They take less energy to power up and last longer
A big dick is more likely to suffer from E.D and go flaccid fast

>>213756343
it's Tuesday don't be an n-word

>>213755467 (OP)
Is taco tariff affecting your day to day life over there bros ?

>>213756298
Did you use that line on spinny

I have to put in a two weeks notice tomorrow and I'm really nervous about it. This new job pays almost 50% more, is more technical and has more opportunities for advancement, and I fucking hate my current job. However, none of my co workers or managers are jerks to me, and have even stood up for me to asshole customers. I kinda feel bad about leaving, and I'm worried that my new job might suck and/or have shitty people.

Really I just hate new things, I don't like change. Thoughts?

i don't care

>>213756348
>>213756336
I want an assault rifle and the castle doctrine before I engage with civic life! If you think that's funny then you might just be a communist.

>>213756374
Spend your extra money on only fans and sports gambling

>>213756362
Don’t be a fuckin narc. I’m having a wee drammy, not getting shitfaced.

American houses after a little rain be like

>>213756374
a job is ultimately for money, your boss will understand. it sucks leaving good coworkers but there isnt any reason you cant stay in touch with them.

>>213756400
YOU LACK DISCIPLINE.

>>213756374
for 50% more money you can put up with it and after 2 years you'll have the experience to move to a different company.

I get being scared of change but you shouldn't just stagnate especially in THIS economy

>>213756374
went through something similar myself recently, i ended up missing my old workplace as I had a similar setup (really good co-workers around my age), my supervisor was micromanaging me hard tho so i took the new opportunity, ended up being a shitshow and i left after a month, the commute was longer, high workload, boomer coworkers, etc. so I am currently looking for other jobs before I ask my old company if they would take me back, 50% raise in your case sounds pretty hard to pass up though, mine was only around 20%.

>>213756406
GEORGIE!

>>213756419
Discipline deez nutz *farts*

Like Kim Jong Un I don't emit anything. No poop no pee no cum
I'm saving it all up for marriage. She will get a lifetime of it

>>>/r9k/82167289
made one

>>213756423
>>213756428
I mean, the 50% increase is going from $13/hr to $19/hr, so it's not too insane. I'd still need a 100% wage increase to make real, grown ass man, wages.

Jason is really sweet and soft spoken irl

>>213756462
Nigga how the fuck were you getting paid $13 an hour? I wouldn't even fucking show up, I can make more busking.

>>213756462
Line cook?

>>213756398
I'm hoping to spend it on judo classes and a Toyota.

Jason is pissed off because the trannies said he's too manly and the chads said he's too tranny! Fuck a mother fucking duck mother fucker!!

>>213756462
fair enough, mine was in a corporate setting so I got like a $10k-ish bump, it sounds like your environment is low enough stakes and in that case don't sweat it, take the money all day and just pray you find at least 1 person there to connect with.

>>213756471
True. I'm very shy.

>>213756495
Fast food my guy. Literally the only place that would hire me after a year of looking.

Still listening to Sabbath since Ozzy died. Fuuuck this shit is so good.

>>213756495
I'm starting a job tomorrow at a pizza place that pays $13.5/hr. My life is hell

>>213756497
Kinda, I work at Chipotle.

>>213756505
Wow she’s really pretty.

>>213756462
oh well shit. mcdonalds around me pays $19/hr so that's kind of the wage floor here, but it's a very expensive area recently.

Still though 13/hr is very low

>>213756456
dude...

>>213756495
13/hr usd is 18 cad/hr

>>213756530
California? $13 seems to be the floor where I live.

>>213756510
What is the new job?

>>213756511
Hell yeah

>>213756456
How does someone let it get to that point? Just don't leave food out and the bugs will disappear.

>>213756511
Bill Ward quit Dio Sabbath because he felt he was playing in a farcical recreation of the old band, and he was right! Sabbath ends at Sabotage, and it is a fitting sendoff.

>>213756523
I'm also 25 going 26. My life is cooked. I'll try harder in my next life this save file is corrupted

>>213756546
Warehouse stuff. I don't want to go into specifics, but I'll be working with machines.

>>213756456
Why doesn't HE clean? Just take the garbage outside?

I'd literally just go live in the woods or something instead.

>>213756562
I can respect his decision but I like Dio Sabbath. But they’re basically a completely different band at that point. The classic Ozzy stuff is the best shit for sure though.

Why don't y'all just try gay sex and shut up

>>213756584
>I don't want to go into specifics
You had to sign a NDA?

>>213756559
because they are disgusting slovenly trash who don't even care if the place is infested

some of them are mentally ill too, like schizo to the point of shitting in bags because the toilet broke because it was filled to the brim with shit and cockroaches

My base salary is 69k (nice) but I made over 80 last year
I should rank up more
Luckily my cost of living is very low (received a free house)

What amazing people Muslims are, MashaAllah. No matter what happens they always praise Allah.

Apparently some people are upset by this and would like to hear less of this on the channel...what do you say?

SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar.
SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar. SubhanAllah. AlhamdulillAh. Allahu Akbar.

In college I was taught that when a market niche is opened in capitalism it is then filled by producers until it runs dry. And this is what happened to music and cinema, though slowly, in many different sub-slots, they simply have nowhere left to go there. Even video games might be full up by now.

>>213756602
That's favstian
Hygiene is a social construct

>>213756601
No, there's just a limited number of warehouses this company operates in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYdnwy1oE4

kino

Can't wait to go to the gym

\m/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=USrDZRgEfMw

neat that one canadian brony is back
been a while

a lot of stuff i see on the internet and especially 4chan make me think of this image

>>213756670
Why do you watch anime?

Good evening

Finna eat some leftover sausage and pierogies

Went to kickboxing today, it was just a sparring day. Asked the guys if they could do light sparring and it felt like my face was still getting hit with a freight train. Might quit at this point desu, I do NOT want to develop CTE

>>213756670
No one asked your opinion anime posting faggot

My base salary is 100k but I made about 145k last year with some OT and bonus.

I make enough money not to have to worry about money, but not enough to stop wageslaving.

>>213756705
Just gamble until you don't have to work again

>>213756705
give me 10k so I can pay off my car
I only accept cash in one dollar bills

>>213756705
Invest half your paycheck and you can stop working in like 7 years

>>213756111
sitting all day at home without a establing routine makes many people easily affected by bad habits

>>213756721
this nigga so overrated why do all the incels love mads mikkelsen

>>213756705
Ignore the faggot above me, put it ALL on the lottery drawing and pray to god you win

>>213756111
There’s no choice. It’s work or die in neoliberalism

>>213756743
He looks like me and acts like me

>>213756743
I thought it was a fun film. I guess it's hard to judge the quality of the acting when it's a foreign language

You know Tony Soprano's basically Harvey Keitel in crime movies. The aggressive neurotic huffing before he threatens someone and puts his index finger in their face. James Gandolfini watched the Bad Lieutenant once and came away with the role of a lifetime.

>>213756732
Hardly, and I still need money to live and do things in the meantime. Not a big believer in stashing away every penny and (((investing))) for some day that never comes. inb4 I get cancer in 5 years.
>>213756727
Not until you guys annex us.
>>213756717
This is actually the most sensible option.

>>213756743

>>213756773
>Bad Lieutenant
I've only seen the Bad Lieutenant where Nicolas Cage rapes a woman on the street for coke

>>213756721
>wife tells him it's too late to fix their relationship because she's already fucking another man
>she texts him about reconciliation and he starts dancing
Druk? More like Cuck.

>>213756456
>"how i make dinner"
>microwaving food and putting it on a plate, and the plate isn't even necessary since the food comes in microwave safe containers

i mean yeah the hoarder home is a travesty, but this was false advertising

I’m one of those people that enjoys watching baseball

>>213756775
You can easily live off 70k. You are just weak and used to luxuries that you think are necessities.
>Not a big believer in stashing away every penny and (((investing))) for some day that never comes
Ok, stay an eternal wage slave then

Gonna be an orangutan poster from now on.

>>213756785
based Mads appreciator

>>213756511
one of my formative young adult memories is watching a Black Sabbath documentary while playing Killing Floor 1

>>213756789
the end credits song in the original is so good that I've had it on the playlist for a decade, it's mostly performed by the director
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1Tog

im the best worker drone one could ask for and yet no 1 will hire me

>>213756791
>microwave safe containers
There's no such thing retard. Microwaving any kind of plastic leaches crap into your food
Out of all the nasty things in that video, that is the only thing she did correctly

>>213756732
What's with the American obsession with retiring early

I know that women should have their rights restricted more.

>>213756456
i just looked it up, fumigation costs like 8000 dollars what the fuck
if you're poor you are just doomed if you get an insect infestation

>>213756837
Work my drone

I've never had a job, I'm on disability.

>>213756852
CJNG?

>>213756839
what if... they make containers... out of something... that's not plastic...

The Herzog Bad Lieutenant gave us one of the best scenes in cinematic history. Spoilers, I guess.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YXNfHb9b6Y0

>>213756818
if his motor skills are that good why doesnt he invent anything

>>213755526
1. We don't know if this will reduce crime.
2. Crime in DC is already falling for the most part
3. There are probably less heavy handed means to reduce crime.

>>213756846
i got rid of bed bugs by myself like 6 years ago from my gross ex, it took like 1-2 weeks of vacuuming and deep cleaning but they did go away.

>>213756839
Just because you're mad doesn't mean it's okay to use the r-slur

>>213756815
>Ok, stay an eternal wage slave then

Yes just like all those geniuses who invested leading up to 2008 and then lost every penny. I know your tricks Moishe.

Investment income is still taxable income in Canada btw, I'd pay approx. 50% of it to the government if I ever touched any of it so the roughly $500k I'd have invested would either disappear due to market fluctuations or if I'm really lucky turn into $550k and then I'd get to keep $275k. I can't live off $275k for the rest of my life, especially if my country's shitty dollar keeps falling (it will).

>>213756859
I'll give you enough to live for a year in the us for each victim

>>213756823
Respect, that sounds pretty great

>>213756864
The containers in the video are plastic. And pretty much any container you get from a store is plastic. Where tf are you buying microwave meals that are packaged in glass or ceramic.
Doesn't exist

>>213756886
You say it like blowing up 100 people with a drone wouldnt be fun

>>213756870
1. very true, considering how retarded the trump admin has been so far
2. that doesnt meant anything, dc is a crime ridden shit hole, just visit and you will see. police departments dont even make reports for crimes anymore.
3. name one

>>213756898
ok. i have a confession. i just jumped into the conversation without knowing it was about microwave meals

>>213756916
beautiful creature

>>213756870
1. of COURSE it will reduce crime (are you fucking RETARDED or what??)
2. no it's not
3. irrelevant

>>213756916

>>213756881
even during the 2008 crisis as long as you didn't sell you would have still made your money back. Idk about capital gains in Canada
Here I think the maximum is like 15%, but there's always ways to skirt the law w/ taxes

hay gusy daoes puttin griminals in jail maek less crimesss?

>>213756866
>one of the best scenes in cinematic history
IF I HEAR A RAT, A MOUSE, THE TINIEST MOSQUITO MOVE IN THERE, YOU'RE RINGING ALLAH'S DOORBELL!

Video games just aren't fun anymore.

just found out that hyena females not only have penises, but that their penises are larger than the males, they give birth through their penises, they get erections and even use their penises during sex, AND they have scrotums too. what the fuck man

>>213756904
Believe it or not cartels try to make as less collateral damage as they can

>>213756966
still fun to me

>>213756966
they haven't been fun since i was 26 (i'm 29)

>>213756967
woke gone mad

>>213756868
it's AI

>>213756881
>I'd pay approx. 50% of it to the government if I ever touched any of it so the roughly $500k I'd have invested would either disappear due to market fluctuations or if I'm really lucky turn into $550k and then I'd get to keep $275k
That's not how the tax works. it's not a flat 50%. 50% is taxable. so half of the gain would be considered taxable, so about 25k would be taxable and then the standard rate would apply to the 25k.
if you invested 500k which grew to 550k, you'd pay about 10-11k in taxes

>>213756913
I've been there hundreds of times over the past 20+ years. Never had an issue. I wouldn't walk in Rock Creek Park at night or leave expensive stuff in my car but I see kids playing outside and walking to and from the bus stop. Women use the train and bus alone.
DC already has their own police department and prosecutors. They get a lot of funding and technology and there's surveillance everywhere. Especially in the very populated areas and places where tourists visit, you're guaranteed to see police pass through. The trouble is in the SE neighborhoods, where there aren't many opportunities and a lot of drug issues.

Working out when you haven't eaten anything is probably what it must be like to be high. My limbs feel like a million pounds

>>213756953
they don't consider it capital gains they just consider it straight income and tax you as such, our top tax bracket is nearly 50% so the only good way to make money is to buy real estate, put it in someone else's name that you trust, list it as their principal residence, then sell it for a profit at some point so you don't get hit with capital gains tax.

>>213756966
Video games are fine, it's you and new games.

There is NO reason American cities should be so crime ridden. Glad drumph is doing this, even better that it's making dems mad as hell for whatever reason

>>213757016
you are full of shit, get your head out of your ass
compare it to any decent place in america and its clearly a shithole, its embarrassing for it to be the capital of the most powerful country on earth

I've been to D.C. like a hundred times since I'm from Maryland and I have never once been in danger or a victim of a crime, or even seem a crime.

Bouta hit the gym

>>213757021
Nope, it feels miserable, being high only ever feels miserable mentally

>>213757044
>go to major commercial zones
>no crime
wow, incredible

I also have numerous friends and family who live and work in d.c. and none of them have ever been victims or crime either

>>213756967
nature’s footanari, if you will

>>213757009
I thought you meant put my earnings directly into investments, rather than taking the cash and then buying stocks or something (we can do the former here in Canada but you get taxed on it when you draw from it).
People do that with RRSPs, they can siphon off part of their paycheque but when they start drawing from it when they retire they just get taxed the same as if they were working full time.

>>213756966
try TF2

I've been outside like ten thousand times and I've never seen a woman get raped, or even physically harassed.

>>213757033
>they don't consider it capital gains they just consider it straight income and tax you as such, our top tax bracket is nearly 50%
holy fuck why is canada so FUCKING retarded

>>213756839
she microwaved the food in the plastic containers they came in, so if plating it beforehand prevented that leaching she didn't do it. also, plastic leaching is an outdated issue to worry about now that everyone switched to polypropylene for food-related plastic use. it has a far higher heat resistance and it doesn't have any BPA (chemical that used to leach and had negative health issues associated). nothing short of microwave abuse is going to make it leach.

This D.C. kerfuffle is so obviously orange man's knee jerk reaction to his lil minion getting assaulted by a schizo

>>213757070
Unfortunately I have seen physical harassment of women

>>213757070
>I've been outside like ten thousand times and I've never seen a woman get raped, or even physically harassed.
true, rape isn't real. it's a plot by stupid foids to get power over men (real).

I am very interested in the plastic-eating bacteria and fungi. Such a convenient way to get rid of certain pollutants

>>213757082
Well I haven't so it's not a problem clearly

>>213757094
Haha, you got me!

>>213757072
>holy fuck why is canada so FUCKING retarded
It is impossible to not suffer in Canada. To be Canadian is to suffer.

The government literally wrote a Constitution giving us legal rights but then put an asterisk next to all of them that says none of them count if the government decides they don't count. So we literally have no rights lol.

rape really isn't funny

>>213757102
>The government literally wrote a Constitution giving us legal rights but then put an asterisk next to all of them that says none of them count if the government decides they don't count. So we literally have no rights lol.
Is this true?

>>213757093
How about a bacteria that eats brown people lol

>>213757118
how do i invest????

i just need a god damn job

>>213757073
They switched to bpa substitutes which are about as bad.
Just don't microwave plastic. there's no point to doing it. Put it on a plate. Better safe than sorry

>>213757114
Yes it's called the "notwithstanding clause". They can also just invoke another piece of legislation called the "Emergencies Act" which suspends civil liberties. They did it to the Trucker protest in Ottawa and it's why they were "legally" able to beat civilians to a pulp, destroy and confiscate their property, freeze their bank accounts, etc. with absolutely zero repercussions for the government or law enforcement.

we are the daughters of the plastic you couldn't microwave

>>213757142
I'm sorry you are out of work. The job prospects right now aren't great.

4 or 5 stray cats have appeared to make my backyard their home.

like cats but cannot take care of any because of how often im away from home and feeding strays seems like a fucking horrible idea. im afraid to one day have to deal with a bunch of kittens

>>213757066
idk enough about how taxes and stuff work in Canada.
Personally i don't bother with retirement plans here because they all have insane fines if you want to withdraw early, and the minimum year you can start withdrawing is like when you're 70
I just invest via my brokerage account into Sp500 and one stock that i've picked. so far i've made decent money

>>213757154
>the "notwithstanding clause"
and just when you thought the santa clause IP was dead

>>213757042
I've been to a bunch of large cities and many, many smaller cities and small towns. DC is alright for a large city.

>>213757163
Will they ever be

>>213757148
Also besides BPA heating plastic leaches microplastic into the food

>>213757044
PG County? MoCo?

>>213757220
Short of Chinese occupation like Red Dawn? No.

i have once again fucked up the new

>>213757236
Anne Arundel

beer was invented

>>213757259
A very long time ago

>>213757259
noooooo it was accidentally discovered you can't just give white people credit for inventing something like beer!!!!

>>213757220
It will only get worse with the current administration. I'm afraid we're heading towards another recession the way things are going.

>>213757257
Nice. I'm on the Eastern Shore. Been to Annapolis a bunch of times.

>>213757217
>DC is alright for a large city.
It's shit, but the reason you're pretending it's not shit is probably because you don't realize it's shit.

Every American city should be as safe as Tokyo or Copenhagen 15 years ago

soomeone make the new i fucked it up because im a fucking failure.

>>213757292
New

>>213757287
>Annapolis
I was born here. That's where my existing began.
A couple weeks ago I went to the barcade in downtown Annapolis, it's fun.

I love that I can post something as retarded as “beer was invented” and somebody will find a way to flip it into some /pol/ racebait thing. 4chan is a mental illness.
>>213757269

>>213757291
Tokyo is hard to compare. Japan has some of the strictest gun laws in the world and they'd be illegal to pass here. They also don't have much of a drug culture.

>>213757148
you can check which kind via the number on the recycling triangle. i mostly avoid plastics just by nature of using plates and cooking most of my food, and due to the nature of not knowing the microwave other people are using i can't myself recommend that people actively microwave plastic... that being said, if the frozen food's got the number 5 for polypropylene and it says to microwave the container on the instructions, i'm probably going to microwave it.

>>213757227
i dunno dude, that's a much bigger issue than my kitchen conversation here. microplastics are in the ocean, they're in the air, they're passed from mother to child. i don't think microwaving is significantly affecting the amount of microplastics you're getting unless it's a kind of plastic that is not safe to microwave (in which case you have a much bigger issue of everything else that's leaching into your food in non-micro amounts)