>Germans must be held accountable to the ShittenfartenBundesministerium for the consistency, smell, composition of their poop, and the frequency with which they do it, or face a fine of 3,000 euros.

Not abnormal. When I lived in a trailer park we had more or less the same rules. If you shit too much I'd clog up the cheap as hell pipes the owner (badly) installed on our row, all of which drained into a single poorly constructed wooden septic tank covered with broken doors. If you flushed 3-4 times in succession the whole system would back up and it'd start flooding from the first trailer up, starting with the bathtub. If you took a huge power shit it'd take about ten minutes for the turd to actually flush into the tank 50' away. If multiple people shit at the same time the system would lock up and require a manual purge at the access manhole. As a consequence, it was written into our leases and HOA agreement that we would respect toilet functionality and not add more than 2 flushes in a single 15-minute period. This also affected shower use so most of us took showers at the 24 Hr Fitness instead.

Anyway, every Christmas everyone would shit at the same time and the system would be blocked up from unlawfully drained cooking oil which everyone would dump straight in. This would cause the system to fail completely and overflow feces into all the bathtubs, and then the toilets, then the sinks. I remember waking up on Christmas Day at about 2am to an awful shit smell and yep entire kitchen, bathroom, hallway, everything covered in oil with turds coming out of the faucets. Had to call a BIG septic truck to fix it and they took six fucking hours. Four guys had to remove the door pile, pump it from the bottom, then go into each house and pump it from the tub. But not clean up all the turds on the floor since they weren't janitors. They were all niggers that would just step on them and since it was 70s era shag carpet, the turds were then be permanently embedded into the carpet. This was when everyone suddenly got free laminate floors.

>>213757258
The drain was never fixed because everyone there hates the government and an additional $150/yr tax for city sewer access is literally socialism. This is also why there wasn't any police and only volunteer firemen. No hospitals either, just a walmart clinic.

>>213757258
>manual purge at the access manhole

>>213757258
>HOA at a fucking trailer park
Christ

>>213757300
It's not that hard. You just go to the manhole and, using a 1/2 impact or a BIG wrench, open up the air pipe. All the air stuck inside the bottom of the system will purge immediately and air pressure will pull the blockage (mostly tampons mixed into cooking oil, roaches and chicken bones) through. Unfortunately because women are evil and their bodies are designed to be mechanically deficient, my sister and her friends would dump all their tampons in the toilet causing the entire system to stop until someone physically pops it out with an air compressor. This is done by opening the valve on the bottom and, using an attachment, pumping in 100 psi into a port above the blockage. Because all the trailers have fittings for this, it works pretty well without a mess. The mess then goes down to the main cleanout where someone has to then reach in and retrieve the big tampon feces and bone clump out of the pee/oil mixture.

On a normal holiday weekend this was done the day after forcing everyone to use the gas station toilets nearby until the jew motherfucker who owned it started charging for access, which is a warcrime. Everyone then decided to just pee on his propane tank as revenge, so he raised all alcohol prices by $1 across the board which is very evil for an unemployed impoverished trailer park resident.

It was possible to make an entire pool of feces and this was how things worked in the old days before the government mandated they stop dumping into an open cesspool because of malaria or something. There's so much toxic waste drums dumped there anyway it's bullshit but that was Jimmy Carter for you.

>>213757336
my HOA mandates a greywater system and if we put solids into it or don't pee enough we are dinged $45

>>213757411
1/2 bits are banned in europe
europeans are required to use metric because someone might get hurt
impacts are also banned because they are environmentally unfriendly

in highschool our senior prank was to break all the toilets. We made big balls of toilet paper, paper towels, tampons wrapped in waterpoof marine glue/fiberglass sealer and poured in a few gallons of acetone. Broke all the pipes in about 15 min. This was April, so for all of May we had to pee in a single working toilet and garbage cans. Then the city went bankrupt again and fired all the janitors so the school had portable toilets brought in until obama could buy new toilets, but they were cheap chinese ones that couldn't handle the weight so fat people would break them when they sat on them. By the end of my younger brother's senior year, 17 of 20 student toilets were broken or chipped in this way. It's still broken they chose to tear down the school and bus everyone out instead

also it flooded the halls so the floor so the carpets all stank and everything smelled vaguely like shit