PAWG brunette edition

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i squirted again

3 years, 5 months, 1 week, 1 day, 19 hours, 24 minutes, and 56 seconds

13.9%

one poo stain and her dress is ruined

>>213757325
that's why girls wear panties

>>213757292 (OP)
Obese whore.

found this image on /fa/

>>213757331
Panties are useless compared to just normal underwear.

>>213757331
ever seen girls panties after use? horrid, glad I am gay

>>213757334
That's a maaaan

>>213757334
That's a man.

>>213757338
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

You look like this

>>213757351
it's just a little coochie spit

sweating like a whore in church

>>213757361
I look tasty? Thanks

Wowza what a naughty piggy

get it, because the evil siege ram Grond in LOTR is extra beefy?

If you really were a girl why not be my gf

>>213757375
no prob

>>213757292 (OP)
very interesting
let's see her butthole

>>213757317
pipe down redditjeet

Bbl drizzy BBL DRIZZAY

>>213757352
>>213757357
I know.

americans be like 'imma open a can of whoop ass' and then proceed to roll up their sleeves and wind up a punch
corny ahh peop;le

>post a shredded carcass with its innards hanging out
>get banned for gore

>cook it
>now you have an entire board at your disposal (/ck/)

>>213757338
oh wow

>>213757292 (OP)
>>213757399
*stamps these posts with my comically large "WAP" stamp*

Mexicans be like
>Hmm, the racist country with gun violence where everyone wants to abuse me and deport me?
>Or Mexico, where the people speak my language, share my religion, have great culture and food, siestas, and socialized medicine?
>I will risk my life and cross the desert after selling all of my worldly goods and taking out huge loans from extremely dangerous people just for a chance to enter the first one!

>>213757414
Mexico has cartels

>>213757428
LA CIUDAD SE LLAMA DUKE, NOVO MEXICO ESTADOOO

Matan Even is amazingly talented.

>>213757414
So true Mexico is a utopia where the coca cola flows abundantly, and beautiful bundalicious sex machines everywhere you look
Plenty of opportunities for career advancement too in the local cartels.

>>213757428
America has dangerous white supremacist gangs like the KKK which receive full endorsement from their police and government.

>>213757338
My sister is built exactly like this

>>213757406
>put a cathode and anode near each other
>nothing happens

>put an electrolyte between them
>now you have the conduction of electricity through the movement of ions (but not through the movement of electrons)

>>213757445
unless you are in a hick town that's not a problem

>>213757292 (OP)
giwamwtf

Might try faking my resume. at this point i have nothing left to lose. I kind of have to anyway because employers see all the shitjobs i work and type cast me
I'm white and even look kinda jewish, so if i dressed good i might be able to get away with it. Only has to work once

>>213757461
you lost me after "god i wish"

Smoking my last itty bitty bit of weed, last dance with mary jane o algo

>>213757453
sounds like witchcraft, you might have to suffer a dunking or two

>>213757470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1LGBg9ysd4
me too, brother, only I've got some more

>>213757451
Please bro hook me up

When spinny starts posting

>>213757292 (OP)
SNIIIIIIIIFF

I keep trying to think of a reason NOT to blow my own head off, but I keep coming up empty.
Guess I'll go to the gun store later this week.

>>213757451
have you ever thought of you know

>>213757463
I lied about every job I ever had.

For me? It's mid foid.

Take a hike Spinster there's a new kween in town.

i don’t eat meat because i choose to believe in a world where predation, domination, and the desperate pursuit of better material comforts are not the architecture of reality. i will accept my GOOD PERSON award now

>>213757515
Did you completely make up everything, or you just mean you lied, exaggerated what your role was at a company
And what do you do now?

>>213757338
>venus bodied whore
>height mogs me

>Coworker tells me she doesn't want kids until she's 30
Should I tell her?

>>213757537
Coping idealist

>>213757550
I want to see her wrestle you and sit on your face

>>213757537
Vegetarianism. When you've absolutely got to annoy every last motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

>>213757538
When I was a stock boy I was shift supervisor
When I was doing landscaping, I owned the business
When I was an intern, I made a tool that everyone used
etc.

Sport hunting is even more fucked up than industry farming

Should I go to toco bell?

>>213757400
>Two feminine bodies

>>213757598
you should go to the combination pizza hut and taco bell

>zoomies will never

I eat meat because it tastes good

>>213757609
Actually I'm 25 and remember going there many times as a young child

>>213757414
Wages in the US are way higher even after you factor costs of living

I don't eat red meat because it tastes bad.

Thinking I might actually go pick up a stouffers mac and cheese dinner.

>>213757618
same. well i didn’t go in there a lot because we owned all our VHSes but i remember going there a few times and i remember when it turned into a mattress firm

Yah, I will. Be back in a moment.

>>213757609
you know what they call blockbuster in france? they call it a service video royale with cheese!

>"mid"
>is ugly and brown

just took a shit in every stouffers mac and cheese in the entire world

love a nice medium rare steak but they're expensive

When I was a baby my mom would put some beef broth in my bottle otherwise I would just spit out the milk. I was born to eat meat.

>>213757656
no one will notice

>>213757292 (OP)
post the best SCPs now. or else.

I don't reject meat or animal products on principle (too difficult nutritionally) but most of the time I'm vegetarian or pescetarian. Maybe a little poultry. Beef is expensive and fattier than other meats.

>>213757598
>>213757606
No, the combination KFC and Taco Bell

>>213757675
Is that picture in Hawaii? Once a year the sun is in just the right position to make shadows disappear

When I was a baby I would throw myself out of my crib and onto the floor. Apparently I did this every night, I'd climb over the railing so my dad had to make a cover out of an old tent screen to stop me from escaping.

I was born to defy your laws.

yeah i’m a apex predator nigga my mommy used to cut my chinese baby formula with beef bullion

https://youtu.be/4ssg6HGhN9s

>>213757705

>>213757705
>pic
AI or nah?

She's not brown and she's perfectly mid and attainable.

im back

>>213757723
probably

>>213757338
disgusting

>>213757725
Nice thighs

>>213757725
i can tell from her physiognomy that she’s an oppressive harpy

Why does listening to music make me angry

>>213757338
Hot as hell

>>213757696
My dad has similar stories about how j was constantly wandering off on my own as a baby

>>213757566
me too

malaysian

HELP I THINK I JUST GOT MY DAD PREGNANT, WHAT DO I DO?????????

>>213757292 (OP)
>PAWG
stop using nigger words

>>213757743
No way, maybe a little needy sometimes but not oppressive.

>>213757787
don't

Did I ever tell you guys about how when I was really young I got a toilet seat stuck around my neck and my grandfather had to come over and saw it off

My mom told me that when I was 4-5 I was once at the top of a very tall jungle gym at the park when some other kids came by and started to play on it. I didn't want to go by them so I just jumped straight off the top of the jungle gym, andir was such a long fall that my mom thought I had broken my legs or something
I've always been a sperg it seems

>>213757802
close, forward facing eyes and a powerful jaw. like a predator. i can tell she’s a serial shit tester

I'm the king of toilets

>>213757832
OK but here's the thing - I like bratty girls. I put up with absolutely zero shit so a girl like that would be awesome, constantly putting her back in her place.

>>213757832
WELCOME...TO GIRL PARK!

>>213757899
Nightmarish

>>213757809
No but I enjoyed hearing your story. I once got my neck stuck in one of those turnstile things they used to have at the exit doors of stores. It spins one way but not the other way, it locks if you try to turn it backwards. I got my neck stuck and some giant biker dude with a 'do rag and a huge beard just walked up and fucking WRENCHED it the wrong way breaking everything inside of it and freeing me. I just kinda stared at him and he gave me a little nod.

finna watch Eddington

i’ve never seen degrassi

>>213757926
Drake is in it

>>213757918
Based biker

>>213757832
this. and extrapolating from these pictures, we can determine what the bumps on her skull are like, and they determine she's a bitch and insufferalble

I still listen to Beach House. I don't care.

>>213757470
total stoner death

>>213757946
>I don't care
About what?

>>213757938
>this. and extrapolating from these pictures, we can determine what the bumps on her skull are like, and they determine she's a bitch and insufferalble

>>213757621
yeah it's not very good except for hamburgers. hamburgers are the best of the best foood

>>213757954
Anything. I'm stone cold.

I'm on a death electro kick right now. I'm like 85% John Wick if I'm being honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA4-YWx8Jjg

>>213757935
before he changed his name to a male one

Drake vs Nick Drake vs Drake Bell

>>213757984
One of these is talented, the other two aren't.

>>213757984
I pick the wingless dragon

is it /cum/ gamenight tonight

touching grass isn't enough i need rockets to hit tel-aviv

>>213757984
sabinkmoo

>>213758017
they did bro like 3 weeks ago

fuck it, if we're not going to have any intellectual discussions i'm just going to goon

Eddington features I Feel Alive by TOPS which is what I played repeatedly at a COVID party in the spring of 2020. Fucking Ari Aster, he always gets me.

there will be a childless tax imposed on people within our lifetime

I broke my back, spinal

>>213758017
nice tits bro

>>213758045
I'll give you one of my famous back massages

so you hate yids but you’ve got a pair of big old yitties yourself. curious

You can have a beer or even several beers as a treat

dad just called me the g word

https://voca.ro/124aLY9MZ63l

>>213758071
gamer

>>213758071
Great son?

>>213758071
Gooner

>>213758071
you'll always be his special little goy

>>213758071
Greaser?

I went to a local mexican chain instead. This was my first time since seeing one pop up near me. It's just another low quality, high price scam. Should've gone to Taco Bell.

>>213758097
Carnell is actually based for doing this.

>>213758102
the mexican place close to me now charges for chips and salsa. will never return

Two advil pms imbibed

>>213758097
If a random nignog does it, then it's theft. If orange man does it when he's building his hotels, it's called a tax abatement. Lmfao fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>jason
stop using her deadname. seriously.

Im so hungry but I'm saving my last chocolate bar for tomorrow

ngl I am actually looking forward to the cyberpunk dystopia we're entering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we1rTEs2bBM

>>213758111
They'll just get the car back later and sell it to the next sucker

can't stop getting banned from /pol/ for dragon ball posting

>>213758152
and Carnell will steal it from him, thus completing the ghetto circle of automotive life.

>>213758146
You will be in a cyber jeet dystopia

>>213758167
>You will be in a cyber jeet TRANNY dystopia

People are really going mental out of a queen cheerleader

>>213758146
>cyberpunk
not gonna happen, it's gonna be pozzed as shit just like it already is

>>213758185
nigga you always posting some tranny shit wtf

Can I piggyback off what anon just said

Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses

>>213755723
They took this from you

>>213758203
We'll circle back to that

Did I ever tell you about how when I was eleven or twelve I finished jerking off and I didn't have anything to wipe it off with and I couldn't go to the bathroom to clean it because mom demanded I finish my homework ASAP so I just wiped it on the inside of my sleeve so she couldn't see it and did my homework with my sleeve sticking to my arm

>download game
>no desire to play it
I think I'm depressed.

>>213757325
that seems subjective…

>>213758190
It will be sick af, jeets are basically 1st gen replicants. Cameras everywhere, having to wear masks, glasses, special braces to mask your gait and avoid detection. Faraday bags for your shit and driving ancient cars with no computers so they can't remote gimp you.
But then you can employ modern tech if that's your playthrough style, like DJI Mavics and holographic weapon sights. Not to mention the soundtracks are killer.

>>213758208
i remember old ff

>>213757445
The Klan hasn’t been relevant for like one hundred years

>>213758216
Was kinda hoping this ended with you wiping your dick on your homework and then handing it in the next day and then months later your teacher is visibly pregnant from your cum essay because she accidentally sat on a pile of papers in her car driving home one day.

I’m fuckin gay
I’m fuckin gay
I’m fuckin gay
I’m fuckin gay (x128)

>>213758216
when i was 12 or 13 there was this huge stack of magazines in the room. No one ever read them really, and I jerked my peanits to some surfer mag babes but then i shot my entire load on the magazine leaving huge stains on the inside. I planned to throw it away later, but it mysteriously was missing the next day,

This >>>/po/625905 is me from 9 years ago.

>>213758111
I should start wearing clothes with nonsensical AI slop like that on them so I can claim any photos of me are fake LOL

>>213758208
top kek. i miss those days

I am SOOOOO on board with Eddington. I didn't think I would be, but I am.

>>213758071
right wing grifter?

People really masturbate as young as 12? The first time i jerked off was like 16

good evening gentelmen

>>213758288
yeah, you must be low T

>>213758288
lol late puberty christian headass lmao

>>213758288
I was like 6 or 7

>>213758262
wow. thread with post from 2016 still active, must be the slowest board here. anon are you good at making paper stars now, 9yrs lateR?

>>213758288
My first coom was on /b/ when I was 11

>>213757675
someone needs to make a videogame of that IKEA scp. that's the only one that really left a lasting impact of curiosity and imaginative interest in my tiny fucking peanut brain

One time a girl caught me taking pictures of her feet on the bus. That's what you get for wearing sandals

>>213758282
Refuse to watch anything with Emma Stone or Pedro Pascal

>>213758292

>>213758303
why were you on /b/ at 11

>>213758282
How about Headdington and you get head from an English Rose instead of watching goyslop TV

>>213758317
My friend from tf2 told me about it. He thought I was older though

>>213758296
No i'm high t. I have lots of body hair
I just didnt understand jerking off. I went to catholic school

>>213758288
i jerked off for the first time at like 9 or 10 when my brother left hentai on the desktop of the computer we shared
blasted coom in my pants the second i poked my ween

>>213758339
>blasted coom in my pants the second i poked my ween
That doesn't count as jerking off. if you're not actively stroking it and it just happens

*referring to my wife's stillbirth*
Well that was a flop

>>213758332
Damn that nigga ruined your life

Females are jealous and controlling creatures. But they're subtle too. Who knows what goes inside the female brain. it's hard to say

>>213758337
>I went to catholic school
why you pretending that has anything to do with it

>>213758350
yeah alr you gatekeeping autist, i went back jerked off "for real" like a day later to it again so who cares

Thought kefir was like mossad or hamas but it's actually just yogurt

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
Cause I don't have a Turk gf

>>213758367
>controlling

only if you let them.

where are the messsssicans?

>>213758352
This comic but regarding a stillbirth

>>213758288
My first was at 14 to some german les film. I no longer watch porn or fap. Life is much better this way.

>>213758372
>why you pretending that has anything to do with it
Cause i heard a lot about how bad it is, and how you shouldn't ever do it. both a bit in school and from family

I feral monkey mind magnet money millionaire!

ok, that's it. you're all getting raped.

>>213757445
there has been a single death atttributed to the KKK since the civil rights era nearly 70 years ago. it happened 44 years ago and the 2 guys that were involved were sentenced, both were found guilty and sentence to life in prison but the judge overruled the verdict on one of them and sentence him to death. additionally the local klan group was ordered to pay 7 million dollars which dissolved the organization entirely

this was in 1980s alabama and the government at the time did everything in its power to fuck them over. to compare this to mexican cartels where they operate with the blessing of their president is being willfully retarded

>>213758397
>I no longer watch porn or fap
Not possible. you must be cumming in your sleep like crazy. You go to bed in diapers?

>>213758407
*rapes you*

>>213758288
like 10. a friend showed me how to do it. he was uncircumcised and i just copied what he did

Finna make a intergalactic battle turn based strategy video game

do NOT confuse kefir with kaffir when you're at work

>>213758412
he wears a chastity cage

there's literally nothing wrong with wearing a chastity cage

i remember my first nut at age 13. i was looking at pornography on my personal computer and i was so aroused i rushed to the bathroom to finish myself off. i just stood in the shower and busted. precious memories how they linger

>>213758429
what color is yours

I love my dawg

>>213758433
Crazy times

>>213758367
even women don't know. to this day none of them can even fucking decide if they actually squirt for real or if its just piss

For me it was softcore Cinemax shows in On Demand after mom and dad went to sleep.

>>213758412
Your body must be fucked up if you are cumming in your sleep.

>>213758440
nta but mine is black. pink is a gay color for faggots

>>213758449
women actually went to john hopkins and had it certified that it's not just piss

I got caught when I was 11 because I watched porn on xnxx on my dad's laptop and forgot to delete my browser history. My mom was so mad and made my dad lecture me but my dad couldn't stop laughing

>>213758454
That's pretty normal man. if you aren't fapping and you don't have a girl you're fucking, you're gonna bust a nut in your sleep eventually

my first experience with porn was on my family computer at age 10 or 11 on newgrounds playing some mortal kombat game where when you won you were awarded with pictures of naked women. my dad was in the room watching TV and runs over yelling asking what I was doing. I was just confused as to what was wrong because he sometimes got mad at violence but that wasnt even happening at the moment

Is the catalog not updating for you guys?

I have never loved a dog

>>213758472
Works on my machine

>>213758466
Only to those enslaved by their flesh.

>>213758480
race check?

I think the first time i jerked off was to this Latina singer's instagram page which had a bunch of vids of her dancing . I also jerked off to these dancing vids of these asians called like Waveya

>>213758440
custom cheetah print cuz i'm worth it

momberg caught me on motherless and was like "what does this do for you" , like......makes me horny and cum???? What a silly question.

>>213758485
Just realized it's because I had reply count instead of bump order LOLZ

>>213758486
Do your balls just not work? Where does all the cum go if you dont jerk off and don't have sex?

>>213758499
My mom saw me watching a video of some ffm threesome and said "thats not how it works!"

i havent had a wet dream since i was like 14yrs old or something probably. i have tried seeing how long it takes of not jerking it to have a wet dream but i never made it. After a while tho i did start getting some spicy dreams

>>213758489
Sicilian, German and Native American

>>213758457
>pink is a gay color for faggots
that's why mine is pink tho...

Kind of funny to think that pious monks and priests etc who fully abstain from waking sexuality must still be nutting in their sleep, assuming they don’t kill their testosterone with a vegan diet or something

Imagine if you could reset to the things that originally made you cum and build yourself all the way back to your current state all over again.

I used to be able to nut just from looking at the moms tits from family vacation in that one shower thing (which im pretty sure is the reason I developed a lifelong devotion to milfs)

>>213758510
When I quit masturbation for a while months I was having them like once a month

>>213758506
Ask gemini.

>>213758465
>>213758499
>My mom was so mad and made my dad lecture me
>momberg caught me on motherless and was like "what does this do for you"
Why do mothers always so strongly dislike their sons masturbating? Hmm.. I hear Freud calling..

>>213758534
i don’t know who gemini is but she sounds like a hot little number

I remember first getting my own laptop and going to look at porn with my newfound freedom and I was shaking. I don't get shakes from seeing naked girls anymore.

pee is stored in the balls

>>213758534
>sperm can be reabsorbed
>period blood can't
Men are superior.

>>213758546
Wait til you find out about her twin

>there are moms who have never given their son a training handy

>>213758547
probably for the better. imagine a flesh and blood woman got naked in front of you and your bitch ass started shaking

I was so good all day but I just ate everything in the fridge within the last half hour

>anon thinks that getting raped by him mom is a good thing

>>213757292 (OP)
Now how da fack am I supposed to penetrate dat

whom /retard/?

>>213758534
That's only for the leftover sperm . your body still also will push some out naturally if you're not wanking or having sex. Unless you've super defective testicles that produce so little sperm

>>213758540
American/Christian women are retarded and hate sex and men. That's why they circumcise their sons and don't teach us how to jerk off or have sex with us like Japanese mothers do.

>>213758576
Japanese mothers would be disgusted by this claim

I’m a piece of shit

>>213758570
me not

>>213758584
Didn't ask, roastie.

I'm on the fence about whether I should spend money on prostitutes again.
I can afford it financially, but I'm not sure if it would be good for me.
What do you think?

>>213758584
They have to keep up a front, but it's a common practice. Japanese mothers just have a more caring touch

>>213758576
Would your mom let you bring a girl over and fuck her in her pussy while she's in the house? Thank you

>>213758490
this poster is under 16 years old.

>>213758597
I’d be afraid of getting addicted to it

>>213758570
tardmaxxing only works for chad. it's like just be yourself

>>213758597
Make it rain on that hoe's ass.

>>213758597
masturbate and right after that make your decision. I always lose interest right after cummin.

how much would you spend for a visit?

>>213757292 (OP)
name???

>>213758573
Or my body functions as properly. Maybe you are an reabsorblet.

>>213758597
don't do it, whoring is a very bad habit to start.

>>213758610
i dont get to 'be' retarded. i am retarded

>>213758597
don’t do it you’re perpetuating advantage of women over men by paying them for being born with a hole. use mans science to take the power back (buy a pocket pussy)

>>213758605
I'm 25 but i have the mentality of a 16 year old

>>213758607
Not an issue, it will occur abroad
>>213758611
I want to but idk if I want to, you know?
>>213758614
I've coomed a lot and am skeptical now but idk how I'm going feel when the time comes

>PAWG brunette edition
Jason is literally the embassador of the thread and i thought he was very out-spoken about his preference for blondes and redheads

On gym 4 right now.

>>213758624
>I want to but idk if I want to, you know?
Pay for something you haven't done before. Go for novelty.

>>213758639
I'd probably do the same sex moves but find a girl with a different body type
A big motivation is because i want to have sex with a good amount of different women like normal men, but I'm autistic and ugly and I can't so I do this instead

>>213758618
At what point does it become a habit?

>>213758645
Pee in her butt, and then fuck your piss back in as it leaks out.
Get weird.

Having a few laughing cow cheese

ive vomited things hotter than what you just typed

stupid dumb ugly retards

Ari Aster, Panos Cosmatos and S. Craig Zahler are the holy trinity of great American directors whose movies are always flops

>>213758670
das me

>>213758663
Vomit in her pussy then eat it out. then vomit it again and push the vomit deep with your penis
Get creative

>>213758680
there must be a jav for this

>>213758689
why the fuck are they like that

Why is having sex with a prostitute acceptable but not sex with your mother?

>>213758701
They're not publicly open about their freak, but they still get to express it.

for fucks sake
wanted a quick little fap and my body decided to be stubborn but im even more stubborn so that turned into an hour and a half goon sesh just to have a pitiful ahh nuh

i guess you could say we do a little bit of trolling

>>213758713
My mom is dead.

The dumbest people I know are all convinced they have 130+ IQ that just hasn't managed to manifest in any way ever (including through IQ tests)

>>>/r9k/82168701

>>213758735
iq measures your ability to take an iq test which happens to correspond to intelligence
unfortunately means absolutely nothing in regards to how successful or useful youll be

cant help but feel women who do porn/of are hella depressed

>>213758452
You know this guy brings in all the groceries in one trip

>>213758733
You are making it hotter than it already is. Stop it!

>>213758747
IQ is EXTREMELY correlated with success. It is the NUMBER ONE predictor of success.

>>213758747
this is completely untrue and you are a *literal* retard.

>>213758759

>>213758756
well if you say so
NOT
>>213758757
awww umad

>>213758751
Everyone is depressed. Life sucks and the world is filled with darkness.

>>213758768
>the world is filled with darkness.
in the far future of the 41st century?