Thread 213757585

stovies with beans

>>213757585 (OP)
thought that was a chocolate digestive on the right

>>213757586
leave your nobber alone

>>213757586
Get two birds stoned at once. Clean as you go.

>>213757605
whatever's on the left sort of looks like a plain digestive
can't remember what it is

Fucking hate this guy in the corner of my vision he just acts vaguely aggressive for no reason.

>>213757628
oatcake i think

i'm sorry for being white.
i'm fucking sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YWoVuqtp0
mad how they're exactly what you'd expect an indie rock band from new zealand to look like

>>213757688
love love love this band

Um… hi

anyone quit weed? Smoked almost everyday for months now need to knock it on the head

>>213757718
thank you for supporting the kiwi music industry

>>213757722
hey xd

>>213757724
Ye, just stop. 1st night you may struggle to sleep. But after that youll be fine.

Is this real

>>213757724
try heroin instead

Burton Cummings? More like curtain bummings.

>>213757760
no

no palestinian ever called me incel

>>213757724
yeah, I noticed how paranoid it made me and it kept me from facing my problems. I dont think there is anything inherently wrong with smoking it but dependance is annoynoy

>>213757676
hmm yes that sounds familiar

check this out. love gifs me

Wild

>>213757811
:)

>>213757812
niggas be shooting, as they say

hello my chaps

Timmy getting the strap because someone hit him with a skateboard

>>213757724
I went through a period of a couple of years where I smoked everyday and then a couple of years where I smoked all day everyday (or vaped or ate edibles, but the point is I was always stoned) and eventually I had to stop because it started giving me panic attacks as soon as I would feel myself coming up the physical sensation would trigger it
bizarre

>>213757724
>>213757842
forgot to say that I had no trouble stopping though
never experienced any withdrawals or anything
to be honest I'm a little inclined to believe that people who claim to experience withdrawals and claim it's addictive are liars

You have been stopped.

Czechia is a better name than Czech Republic

>Moreover, almost all of the Alans are tall and handsome, their hair is generally blond, and their eyes are frighteningly fierce; the speed of their attack is heightened by the lightness of their weapons, and in every respect they are somewhat like the Huns, but they are less savage in their habits and way of life. As wandering plunderers they range as far as the land of the Medes and Armenia, usually enjoying the delights of a somewhat civilized life.”
>They do not know the meaning of slavery, since all are born of noble blood, and moreover they choose as chiefs those men who are conspicuous for long experience as warriors”

~ Ammianus Marcellinus, Res Gestae

>>213757880
I'm more of a Czechoslovakia man myself

new zealand is like a giant melbourne

>>213757860
I mean its just a false positive. I don't do any drugs yet i feel the following every day

Anxiety.
Insomnia.
Restlessness.
Agitation and irritability.
Poor concentration and memory.
Muscle tension and aches.

gotta get that bottle of pepsi

>>213757951
sounds like a vitamin deficiency or somesuch

Got all showered and clean for bed!!!

>>213757963
do they sell the daily mirror in iceland because if so I would rip the coupon out and get my bottle of pepsi on the spot
also who calls 1.25 liters "family sized"? family sized is 2 liters

my pussy wet and fertile
call that shit mesopotamia

on my birthday he took me to zuma beach and he bought me poke and chocolate cake and a bottle of wine and lavender tea with butterfly flower in it to turn it blue and a turkish delight and we sat on the beach and ate the poke and the cake and drank the wine and then we laid down and he wrapped me in his arms and we listened to the waves

might start watching Buffy

>>213758106
Might you indeed?

where's mousey :D

>>213758135
in our hearts

been sleeping a little under 7 hours consistently every night

Seriously miffed that "Liquid Glass" is not glass that shifts and morphs itself into something tactile but is just a UI redesign with no contrast.
I with to be filled with childlike wonder.

Seems that B players have been hiring B players for quite some time since Jobss' passing.

alri

ummy ummy

grown ass man saying ummy ummy at 4am

um… good morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4

cat meow because it want up on horse sleep

>>213758375
HEY SWEDEN

Just woke up. Doing a horribly spicy poo. Arsehole is on fire as I type.

For Euro movies I'm going Italy, Britain|Ireland, occasionally Sweden and Greece. Absolutely all other Euros are banned henceforth in VR and flatscreen. Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me 50x? Banned.

>>213758426
hi

ummy wummy

chubby-wubby attack!

アイ・スィー・ア・キュート・ポニー

>>213758656
and a ching chong nip nong to you too sir

wowa wowa

>>213758656
「かわいいポニーが見えるよ!」
うお、どこ?

Must we trust the companies who sell us the cure to our ailments in the hair loss industry?

why don't other boards and outer /int/ use ktim, it's a good one

got called ashen one in firelink earlier lads

>>213758764
they still haven't moved on from memefrog images and anime
you can't teach them anything

>>213758774
ktim are my gf's initials
even when i'm having sex with a girl i can't escape some sort of metaphorical masturbation

got my cock out

Eating nothing but vegetables will definitely create a caloric deficit for someone my size.

oowa

>>213758857
you're fucking sick you know that
evil cunt

>>213757585 (OP)
Biscuits and sausage gravy.

>>213758865
wubba wubba

>>213758841
good lad get some baked potatoes and carrot cakes down ya

>>213758875
the colour on that is absolutely putrid, bet it's delicious though

>>213758881
you deserve the death penalty

these guaranteed profits allow for this to occur, these %s of the cost of a sapling, and they give for keeping the papaya as an item until its time to sell them all at once less they need to be sold at some point earlier. this means that if they are allowed to be kept, no moving them out of the bank while no new saplings (the money/GP) is, or are, coming in, until they are (or if there is an emergency). this year of saplings then should be able to stay, and its profits not move, while the overall money/GP pile does move as things come from other source
-___ -- this needs to be reworked, this last paragraph
-__ - --
this % of the "pure profits" i will cal lthem, this % the cost of a papaya sapling a .n% or .0n% is important, and it is a lot, the sapling being 2800 or so, the smaller percents of that being times-d by four, for four trees each day
i just think that these stack nicer and multiply a lot better, the money/GP too small to count here, as it goes in-to the larger amounts with the multiples of 4 and carries some over, in-to this which is too small to see, again, less important with it/being "after" the year is over and the trees sold, the .n% being better to grow over the course of a year, most important & the most profitable being the money/GP amount it carries over on the final one, into the ones it cannot see, say 0.2 or .4 or so, this 0.001% as e.g. this 0.028 being * 4 for .06 from 2 and some carried over again,
this being (at whatever it ends up being for the % -s the % 1 being a random number and an example) the guaranteed profit, the amount which (on some level of this "invisible GP, once it stops carrying over into the tangible) goes into the bank, into the pile of money/GP as a fraction of a GP left-over to never leave the bank, and that wealth to never be lost
123 papaya saplings farming farming allowance 123 123
Muis — 09/03/2022
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holy pogger

Got my arse out. Trying to capture a breeze

in a survival situation, id kill and eat any one of you. i dont give a fuck
ill eat your ass
except maybe canada but only because (and he knows and would too) he could eat someone and get fattened up, and then we play the waiting game against one-another without all of you and suck each others dicks maybe?

>>213758902
oomy woomy

reckon all streamers should be forced at gunpoint to get real jobs

fuck. donald. trump.

>>213758931
eternal darkness awaits demented FREAKS like you

>>213758951
Brave.

There are so many things to think about when you think about it

squibby binbly

>>213758977
wonderful post

>>213758893
They don't call it soul food for nothing.

doing some lego

saw a poofter couple with a child earlier, i could tell they were poofters because one of them was wearing a hawaiian shirt
the child was a girl though so at least she's probably not getting molested by them

>>213759008
love lego me

gn cummers

>>213759046
i sometimes wear hawaiian shirts and i'm bare minimum 80% straight

i'm filled with resentment
i'm boiling with rage

bad goys bad goys what you gonna do

nothing to hide nothing to fear

>>213759209
you worried they're gonna recognise you are an ugly cunt?

david...

>>213759006
biscuits and gravy isn't soul food it's country food

regretful wank was just had, luckily I'm just about to go to bed so I don't have to dwell on it too much

>>213759347
gay?

Sex

This is what success looks like. Get a good look. Take it all in (your throat).

>>213759356
yh

Nerd alert!

>>213759359
Never had it personally

just arrived at toil i did

>>213759390
dont worry about it, happens to best of us (me)

feeling bussin, no cap

>>213759318
Soul food is country food with more spices and salt. That's literally the only difference and right now its impossible for you t tell the difference when it's a picture of the food. Fucking idiot you've just made a massive fool of yourself here

>>213759390
men are not for lewd unless you're a woman

>>213759406
You will

the digital display in my car has been non-responsive lately and it's driving me up the fucking wall because now i can't listen to spotify on it

Throat feels terrible. Any good British home remedies?

>>213759446
get the flat 7-up sucked

>>213759435
I hope so!

Someone’s spamming willies on /pw/

>>213759444
You've annoyed God brother

>>213759553
yeah thats a fella

>>213759529
it’s a gay porn board isn’t it

slept 9 hours and woke up dizzy award

dobby peep show sex

irish nationalism is such a joke
can yall put them in their place like you did in the good old days cause theyre insufferable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDo58TjuCM

friday for me then a nice long weekend

>>213759601
>you will never put your dick in the dob

>>213759602
is that a tranner or just a gay man

>>213759428
you have no idea what you're talking about
you are clueless

>>213759624
more like an irishman who happens to be a transvestite (as they all are)

>>213759628
I'm literally from the South you fucking idiot

/brit/ idea: yanks fuck off

>>213759553
too bad l've had my last gay wank he cute

I'm the blackest AND the realest. For now...

>>213759649
just seen his instagram and it's very grim

>>213759529
a terrible board at the best of times

>>213759518
Check your front door mate

>>213759602
They're our greatest ally in the war against Israel.

Smacked the back of my head against a wall, full vr oculus quest 3s immersion

>>213759662
there's nothing more english than punching irishmen
ya brits have really lost your way in recent decades

the noble irishman

>>213759651
"the south" does not refer to south africa retard

I got a random meinfoo encounter by winning 3 Pokemon Go battle league games, and then 3x rare candies at 4 wins (out of 5)

Still summer innit might just eat an ice cream sandwich before breakfast

reminder to report BE flags posts today because of this post

;D

>>213759722
pretty sure it refers to texas

haha mong

wuthering shites

oooo it too hot lads it too hot

you can use a Pokemon thats exactly level 2500CP in the ultra league so I am going to be a bit naughty and abuse that on my OP team rocket Go Pokemon

>>213759662
Yeah? How about no ahah

>>213759861
Need an Irish woman like this in my life instead of you whiny runts

by the end of today I will have a level 2500CP Pokemon and the OP move on my machamp
have done 7 R pokemon so far

by the way right now you can unlearn frustration/return from team Rocket Pokemon youve got so hopefully you are all unlocking some of your good Pokemons :)

>>213759439
too big

it's called soccer

hotdog in a jar
da hotdog @ tha bar|!
*griddy*

Here l am. The King of Kings.

new outfit
*griddies*

I'm waiting
you better fuckking do it

i feel fantastic

hi lads

I want a hisuian growlithe wig

I demand sex

smeargle backshots

>>213760043
POV: mental asylum patients nurse walked in

This is how I dress. I literally walk around town like where's Waldo or that kid doll

>>213759601
Stationary cupboard dryhump goon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lig0E72nj5c

It's not right

catching a bidoof so I didnt say
but did you know that swablu is a 1km/berry buddy Pokemon? that means you can evolve it in only 400km

>>213760097
yeah
same

the post didnt send. I said,

I like your swablu by the way
tell that guy I like his swablu. I saw it in a Pokemon contest (winning)

>>213760011
hey hey hey

>>213760011
troon

got wordle in one
ha ha ha
and got purple first on connections too

>>213760168
just told him x
he said that's sound mate

>>213760043
what's it like living with tits like that.
do you just get shagged every time you step outside

had no appetite for days

sound

>>213760197
what tits, post it again please

retaining my semen in rorkes batty

sudowoodo raid. VERY disappointed! if I use a raid pass and later on dont have one for HO-OH, I WILL swipe my CREDIT CARD! S2G

nth for the baddiedem

Labubu devils

>>213760282
Zamn

LABUBU PAZUZU
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
SICK SHIT!

not even halfway through the fudging week

>>213760047
>>213760354

these tow posters are the same faggot

>>213760279
which one is this?

what does ktim mean?

>>213759602
ah yes an ugly tranny with his literal cock bulge poking through his dress lecturing me on how everyone who disagrees with him is just a monolithic entity

Fake mousey :/

>>213760382
julzzess

>>213760417
>zero bum pics found
pfft

>>213759390
I have had gay wanks but would never date men.

rorke working on becoming a gynaecologist

>>213760398
Kek this is me

what does ktim mean?

who is rorke?

>>213760459
thanks for sharing

keanu is british culture because his mum is english
I want his england and china genes inside me

>>213760478
Anytime

>>213760478
me, rorkemir rorkevich

castform is better than smeargle

>>213760354
Taking back my zamn

>>213760493
Are you actually Greek?

>>213760494
Are you actually Croatian?

Need Emma Watson to have a bowel movement on my face.

>>213760509
>Are you actually Croatian?
ktim

>>213760368
wouldnt it be funny if you got a brain tumour lmao

>>213760509
No man’s on holiday bro

that psot wasnt me
im catching stonjourner

Anglos are docile now after being raped by pakis and their own government.Good to see it.

im not raped, youre raped

who is rorke?

macaos torture monkeys and bang sticks together

>>213760556
Your entire country was raped and shat out the hellspawn that is you

but understand that nothing was done for meee

YOU'RE WELCOME!!

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>>213760610
mental

He’s on the early shift

>Government expands police use of facial recognition vans

>More live facial recognition (LFR) vans will be rolled out across seven police forces in England to locate suspects for crimes including sexual offences, violent assaults and homicides, the Home Office has announced

>The forces will get access to 10 new vans equipped with cameras which scan the faces of people walking past and check them against a list of wanted people

>The government says the technology has been used in London to make 580 arrests in 12 months, including 52 registered sex offenders who breached their conditions

>However, campaign group Big Brother Watch said the "significant expansion of the surveillance state" was "alarming"

>Live facial recognition was first used in England and Wales in 2017 during the Uefa Champions League final football match in Cardiff

>Since then its use has largely been confined to South Wales, London and Essex including at a Beyoncé concert to scan for paedophiles and terrorists

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>>213760593
I LIKE THIS BOAT

nigge2r ni1gger ni6gger ni2gger nig1ger

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>213760628
You can already tell by the colour of their skin

Mori got her Rosemi drip on, nice coincidence or she already knew

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>10cm and thin
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10cm and thin
Belgium posters dick

man says scooby doo because he thinks it's a curse word in english

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

my parents expect unrealistic things from me

they are cunts

report his posts

they hated jesus because she was trans

>>213760593
Nice water

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>213760677
not true

>>213760700
they want you to get a job, chip in a few quid and stop wallowing in your smeggy pit of despair?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

just ban him janny, ban him forever

>>213760727
actually i want to get a job, but they don't want me to. they want me to spend my entire life helping them instead of getting a job.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

report his posts .

who though? not seeing any dodgy posts

>>213760758

this is him with his VPN off hoping you dont report his posts

even if you have him filtered, report his posts

I don't think they're friends anymore to be honest ever since johnny depp let river phoenix die like that
you never ever see them together since then even though they ran in the same circles
don't listen to joaquin (leaf) phoenix's payphone 911 call either by the way just trust me don't do it

>>213760758
Even filtered rule-breaking is still rule-breaking. Do you apply this logic to crimes?
>No I won't call the police. I shut my curtains, you see.

>>213760781
i should lose weight

don't worry mr. mouse we're on it

keep using the thread like normal. just report his posts as they come in

does he have mental problems? every single day at half 7 and the 2 gimmicks don't even align. random sponsorships and a cuck meme. they're not even related

>>213760722
>thanks for setting me up for life losers! i'm out of here to enjoy the rest of my life without you lot lol

>>213760796
why? are you very fat?

Blud's announcing?

Modern anglos are so cute when they are angry. Like little chihuahuas. All bark, no bite.

>>213760806
check the archives for those non-advert posts. every single one of them are copy-pastas

>>213760782
but you see, i'd have to unfilter to report the posts and I'm just not doing that. sorry, i'm just not lol

can't wait to finish toil and come home and have a massive wank

kill yourself cuck

imagine not having the mental fortitude to filter things with your mind
you need a little bit of software to do it for you

good job thread
he is not welcome here :)

Nope. I'm still not going to do it.

>>213760812
She's gonna continue streaming

just sat down for me second brekkie

why are there cholos in Scotland

how bad is it if you forget to pay your student loan for a few days
due on the 9th but still haven't done it

enjoying this fresh morn before the 28 degree high

>>213760891
Keir Starmer comes round to your house, whips you through the streets then tears up your degree certificate in the town square in front of everyone.

get a Zubat ASAP
big update coming

divorcing my parentbergs

>>213760910
Ok I will pay it!

>>213760812
does she have to be a streamer her entire life or something grow up

>>213760964
I think it's the pathetic specimens who watch that slop who need to grow up, really.

Get the non sequiturs posted

the new kanye album in the works sounds real kino tbqh

>>213760984
watch African podcasts if you like that stuff
like radio talkshow hosts. those people do the right types of sentences quite often (I like it very cool)

need to get 2 women pregnant ASAP, then go kill myself in a public protest to try stop the bug-eating

It is pretty much undeniable now that at some point between 1939-1947, the British ruling elite decided to ethnically replace the population with a faceless brown mass of serfs.

The wrong side won WW2.

i've got to be out the house in 20 minutes

>>213761023
no one won ww2 lad

I can hold 750 Pokemon now (69 Pokemon spaces left)

>>213761040
The inhuman coalition known as the Allies did. A gaggle of drunk warmongers, jewish capitalists and Bolsheviks.

And they created the world we live in.

wake up at 7:10
lie in bed looking at my dick and balls until 7:20
do a poo and brush my teeth and get dressed
out the door at 7:40

>>213761069
>>213761069
>>213761069

>>213761023
the same side did win. hitler was the fall guy for an american reich that does all the same things but can get away with it because 'at least it's not as bad as hitler'. hitler was just too crass in how he wen about things. washington has better PR and uses the concept of democracy to massage away any criticism

>>213760974
Why would you make a post seething about a vtuber quitting if you don’t watch them

>>213761050
good job sir

>>213760964
they usually continue because it's hard to go back to a normal, anonymous life after being a popular streamer

>>213761088
Don't think I'm the one seething pal. Have a nice day.

im just working that out rn because at level 47 there is also the bonus to the game where every wild Pokemon has 1 IV guaranteed to be 100%

1 IV on every wild Pokemon at 100% probably takes the cost down to £7.50

thats catching 1 Pokemon every 1 minute every incense too by the way

right on cue to sick up my breakfast and all the water ive had for the last couple of hours