Thread 213757793

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Anonymous

8/13/2025, 4:31:27 AM No.213757793 >>213758431 >>213758464 >>213758643

>ummmm, dude...... did you just eat the FORBIDDEN apple? What. The. Fuck. Like, jeez. You had just one job dude, seriously. Let me see what the folx at r/ihatesatanism think about this

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 4:34:40 AM No.213757827

is this a raid

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 4:35:57 AM No.213757846

>is this a ra-ACK

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 5:23:16 AM No.213758431

>>213757793 (OP)
It was not a literal apple (Malus domestica). Apple used to mean any fruit, hence pine-apple.

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 5:26:36 AM No.213758464

>>213757793 (OP)
>oh wow faust is so kino and epic being an academic is so boring even though you have kino benefactors
>WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY HECKIN ATE THE APPLE DESPITE BEING TOLD THEY'D LIVE IN PARADISE FOREVER EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD BE LE HECKIN BORING AFTER LIKE A YEAR???

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 5:31:05 AM No.213758524 >>213759221

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>life is suffering, but how?

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 5:40:53 AM No.213758643

>>213757793 (OP)
It wasn't an apple but a mushroom. Knowers will know

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:31:24 AM No.213759205

It wasn't actually an apple it was a Big Mac

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:33:04 AM No.213759221 >>213759290 >>213759652

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>>213758524
>uh real le sign

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:38:02 AM No.213759290 >>213759371

>>213759221
Judaism is older than greekoids doe

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:40:24 AM No.213759316 >>213759350

If the fruit was forbidden, why didn’t they just enclose the tree? Like put it on an island in the garden, or behind a fence or something?

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:42:58 AM No.213759350 >>213759381

>>213759316
God wants us to fail obviously.
Wasn't Adam supposed to be as dumb as a brick before he ate the apple.

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:43:52 AM No.213759371 >>213759583

>>213759290
False

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 6:44:41 AM No.213759381 >>213759697

>>213759350
it's a commentary on the human condition not some divine test by a benevolent redditor god

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 7:00:28 AM No.213759583 >>213760400

>>213759371
not false doe

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 7:06:42 AM No.213759652

>>213759221
At least gayreek gods don't pretend to be loving and omnipotent. They like to fuck with people just for the lulz.

Anonymous

8/13/2025, 7:10:22 AM No.213759697 >>213759896

>>213759381
no, it's literally a jewish fairy tale from the bronze age, the muh metaphor cope is completely post-modern, god didn't want humans to eat from the tree of knowledge because then they would become gods like him, so when they did, he kicked them out of eden so they no could no longer eat from the other retarded magic tree (tree of life) and be immortal while having knowledge of good and evil, god in the old testament was an anthropomorphic being just like roman, greek or sumerian gods

Anonymous