Thread 213761069

bryan ferry playing tennis

Good morning to my fellow National Socialists.

if you live with your parents and they expect you to help out the tradesman they've got round at the moment, is that reasonable or unreasonable

>>213761176
Did they ask you to make him a cup of tea or a bacon roll?

Lugging 200 gb of high fidelity indie crap around in my pocket

>>213761064
wake up at 05:05
put on kettle, suck a coffee and talk with the miss until 05:45
make brekkie and prepare various things
06:15 i’m off for toil

trevor rabin wants to marry me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrowi4hHz8A

>>213761176
If you're just dossing around and they ask you to make him a brew then that's fine. If they want you to help him out with work they're paying him for tell them to fuck off.

>>213761176
everything your parentbergs do is a power move of manipulation. divorce them

Stefan Molyneux is back lads

>>213761069 (OP)
what are noble sports? in america and third world shitholes, tennis is considered noble and old money sport

trevor rabin wants to marry me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrowi4hHz8A

>>213761213
>>213761240
it's the latter, they want me to help him do the actual work, and they're not paying me.

>>213761258
is he now? yeah? no idea who that is

shagging a penis

wasn't worth posting the first time

>>213761264
8 hour incel walk in retaliation

>>213761258
where did he go

>>213761260
do you think bryan ferry would take part in a sport if it wasn't old money?

>>213761269
Zoomer

>>213761300
i've said can't you just let me get on with job applications but apparently that's not good enough

>>213761176
depends if you're inheriting the house or not

>she would make a fun mom :)

even i could feel my fanny drying up when he said this

daddy take me to see morrissey when he comes in october

>>213761341
are you a woman

starting to build good habits it feels weird when i don’t do any exercise for the day

>hates mommas boys
just dye your hair if you have issues

>>213761316
>Ferry was born in Washington, City of Sunderland, County Durham, son of Mary Ann and Frederick Charles Ferry.[6][7] His parents were working-class: his father was a farm labourer who also looked after pit ponies.[1][6] He attended Washington Grammar-Technical School[8] (now called Washington Academy) on Spout Lane from 1957
he is nouveau riche like all "old money" americans

are you a good witch or a bad witch

I won those battle league games in Pokemon Go with my best Pokemon 300CP under the max level so I am hoping to get some more levels next and by that time (later tonight) I will have two moves on my R machamp

>>213761341
what are you quoting

>>213761430
you've misunderstood
read about who he married and how he's lived ever since

he has four arms because he has big fore-arms

>>213761445
>not being addicted to the internet that you know every word written on it

My cat went missing about 10am yesterday and came through my bedroom window at 5am today. What a bastard

He had yesterday's dinner at 5am today and now he wants today's breakfast just three hours later

Fat traitor piece of shit but at least he's home. Not a clue where he's been since he's not been with other neighbourhood cats that I could see

so far I have 15 Pokemon to evolve with this lucky egg I got today (with a buddy friendship level-up), but I havent walked with bonsly yet

>>213761480
might have got trapped in a shed or something

not ideal but immune system- boosted ready to start my day

>>213761176
what do you mean help out? if you mean do his job that's fucking weird and he'd be pissed off
if you mean let him in/monitor that's obviously reasonable lol

>>213761504
ktim

>>213761480
let him have his freedom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCFUhrVXsdE

love turning the mains back on and flicking the lights whenever I have the man over working on the wires inside my walls

The McDonald’s order:
2x Double Quarter Pounder
2x Double Big Mac
2x McChicken
3x chips
2x cokes

Wasn’t sure if dessert but then i remember I have some maxibons in the fridge so grabbed 2 of them

I'm a fat twat

just ate a walnut which tasted of mold :(

Imagine going to someone's house to do a bit of building work and their smeggy incel son just hangs around uninvited and keeps getting in your way.

>>213761480
probably manipulated a neighbour into feeding and housing him using his machiavellian catberg ways. My cat went missing for 3 days in and just trundled back in, no interest in food belly obviously full, fur perfectly groomed. Obviously had been dossing at some old woman's house or something.

>>213761480
Adolf Catler

>>213761532
how many people is this for?

>>213761454
both are middle class in british caste though

britain isnt a meritocracy country like america. every amerimutt can be upper class in america, but no commoner in britain can be upper class unless marry blue blooded patricians

im eating cookies :3

>>213761532
only good items on the menu tbqhwy might aswell get them all no reason not to

>>213761480
he was fiending for BBC

>>213761575
>every amerimutt can be upper class in america
if they are getting money and become billionaire

>>213761506
he's painting rooms and they want me to paint with him. my parents aren't painting though, they're allegedly tidying up or whatever.

and lantern to evolve too

>>213761594
tradesman will be seriously pissed off
are your parents autistic?

>>213761574
Just me. Normally I would go in and eat it at the actual McDonald’s but stopped as one time, a group of teenage girls began sniggering at me as I walked in and were filming me as I collected my order.

wish i was one of those obese lads who are so fat they can't get out of bed

soo that could be 130K or more XP if I get a 75K xp drop to double, and I am saving all of my buddy gifting and stuff to try for some more buddy level ups while the egg is active

and though you fight to stay alive
your body starts to shiver
for no mere mortal can resist
the evil of
the tobster

>>213761575
now you're just being silly, she was absolutely wealthier and upper class compared to him
you seem to be confused about my point, which is that he plays tennis for the same reason he married her, he wants to appear and feel old money
anyway you're a bit annoying to converse with because you are either slow to understand or deliberately obtuse

>>213761594
Do they think he actually wants your help? Not implying your useless but imagine them asking you to jump into a restaurant kitchen and help the chef cook their dinners.

>>213761532
cunt thats like 1 weeks worth of calories

>>213761264
>>213761594
Is the tradesman your uncle?

I mean 180K XP

>>213761623
>>213761663
i've helped him before and he's okay with it, probably because he has other work booked up, so it allows him to fit in more jobs

>>213761665
He's a big guy

>>213761647
your a good lad mousenonce

>>213761633
I don't see how that's possible unless you're an olympic athlete or something
and even then I'm not sure it's possible in one sitting

>>213761657
>she was absolutely wealthier and upper class
this only happens in amerimutt and meritocracy countries, in britain, she was middle or middle upper class

blue blooded aristocrats = upper class

>>213761574
>>213761689
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast- food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of fries in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>213761665
>>213761689
Fuck me youse are pussys if you can’t finish that. I’ll normally have 3 burgers now, a few more around midnight-1am and then the McNuggets later on in the early morning hours before I go to bed

>>213761689
>olympic athlete
more like ozempic athlete hahahahahahaha

>>213761724
so cute

>>213761737
Yeah keep laughing faghot well see how amusing you find it when I stick my cock down your fucking throat

>>213761751
ooh ello

left for toil about an hour early so i'd have time to get some reading done in the cafe before my shift began but the traffic was fucking abysmal so i actually only just barely arrived before my shift started, very peeved

>>213761734
big fatty boomba haha

ffs how did it come to this

>>213761715
I feel like you're just having an argument with yourself and not reading what I'm saying at all
also I see now that all of your posts are trolling so that's fun

I must fuck a tranny I need it

I have to wait for the next eevee/community day event where they get "play rough" to go evolve my espeon
thinking I would take -100 to attack for +100 def and HP is mental hahah damage is OP

nth for the holodem

>>213761751
won't, can't, shan't, wouldn't EVER happen

makes me laugh to think that reddit thinks of 4chan as some kind of secret cabal of elite racist hacker autists (the good kind) when in reality we are just a bunch of impotent chud autists (the bad kind)

>>213761680
for you

>>213761792
*jiggles tits*

reckon i'm asexual but i got some shagging done via hookups in my mid-20s out of pure FOMO

reckon im gay cause ive sucked a few hundred cocks but still not sure yet

>>213761813
How about an American male NFL cheerleader?

>>213761678
this is so utterly weird literally never heard anything like this before
does he give you a discount if you work as his labourer lol

>>213761837
speak for yourself you little snot

>>213761878
not a fan of labels me *sniffs a popper*

>>213761734
Bro you're literally killing yourself. It's not even the deep fried food or the quantity of it but that you eat it and then eat it again immediately before going to bed.
You're not even supposed to be able to sleep when your blood sugar is that high. Eating doesn't make you tired it just makes you sit on your ass.

Try taking an incel walk like 30 minutes before bed and I think you'll find that literally everything feels better when you wake up. If it does nothing but make your sleep less shit then that should be the effect.

>>213761887
Peter Hitchens is a bit of a joke figure. He seems against wanting to talk about anything that matters and only wants to talk about things that don't matter at all. He was talking about mass immigration on question time decades ago and now that mass immigration is something people can talk about he doesn't seem to give a shit about it, last I saw he's an obsessive anti-cannabis advocate(?) who draws cartoon fairies to represent the evil spirit causing him to lose followers online, and debates metric vs imperial

I vaguely remember him being against the brexit debate itself as a believer in representative democracy but what a stupid hill to die on in the most important battle of our generation

Chris would be better in these times

We need a term to describe that thing women do where they do something really slutty with you then completely ghost you afterwards (presumably because they feel bad about being slutty)

>>213761974
peter hitchens
spends 3/4 of 2020 arguing (correctly) against government overreach with lockdowns
peter hichens second the "vaccine" was available - took it in order to get his rights back
joke of a man

*tips fedora*
m'lady

if you saved every 2nd day when you get Pokecoins, and bought incense, at 2 weeks (on the 13th day) youd have 8 hours of incense. this would get you 1 shiny every 2 months but you would obviously also be rolling for hundos!!

if you are an adult and there is a (real life at time of filming) 18 year old girl playing a 15 year old girl in a film is it immoral to masturbate

MAHS (Man I Hate Squirrels)

>>213762010
He's just off. And to think I sent him a birthday card during the britpol days. What a waste

initiative to kill grey squirrels

>>213762004
wow!

>>213762053
What's the bitcoin to pokecoin conversion rate

spinning my willy around

poo stomping a grey squirrel down the showers-drain, its body splatting under my foot spilling out liquid, like it is a labubu under... my foot, a hydraulic press

Made a stew for lunch x

>>213762091
>>213762113
>>213762137
bad
bad bad bad

>>213762122
just get me a battery bank or something. im not paying $45 for that (if you want to get one for yourself then I have a link for "solar powered" charging banks from China)
if youre talking about for yourself then I dont think you can buy Pokecoins with BTC. the exchange rate with GBP is £0.0099, according to chatgpt

making chloroform at home and doing surgery on a grey squirrel, or thats what I would be doing if uploading that to YouTube didnt start a new wave of surgery videos on YouTube

cutting grey squirrel hands and feet-offs and attaching their hands to where their feet go and letting them run around for like 24 hours

mousenonce is a true Scottish patriot

>>213762205
squirrels have four feet and no hands you idiot

mapping out all the arteries in a grey squirrels arms and cutting the arms into ribbons when I get good at following the map, and sticking them (still open and bleeding) in the microwave. putting turksterone from Ubekistan in the wound

>>213762173
all his posts have this same format

It's annoying how people think Nick Fuentes is the most important right winger in decades when he is just repeating alt-right ideas from 2015.

cutting a grey squirrels tail off, directing a microwaves through a waveguide into a mirror into another mirror down into the squirrel at the wound site and letting it reproduce

>>213761480
he could be being groomed by a county lines gang
has he come home with unexplained money or gifts?

Rorke's sis

>>213762173
Thank goodness for that, none of that namby-pamby stuff about more coppers out and about arresting criminals. I feel safer already.

looks like a poo going in her ass lol

y'all b safe nw

>>213762173
*********

>>213762237
no one thinks he is except beaners

stuffing a grey squirrel into a can with the lid off and putting it under the wheel of a humvee in a parking lot

(dead) and [deleted] replies are declining after keir starmer doing based thing

melting blue plastic bags in boiling water and injecting it in grey squirrel musculature

>>213762237
I’ve got no idea who he is. Shan’t be changing that either.

tying a grey squirrel to a drone and flying it over a UK missile base

>>213761069 (OP)
wog
>>213761134
goblin
>>213761243
ape
>>213761263
wog

>>213761887
what sort follow people follow their tiktok account?

putting a ceramic bowl out for the grey squirrels with a little spinny trap thing next to that with a bat attached so that when a squirrel goes next to that they get hit in the head and knocked out

>>213762173
>>213762278
Bet the policeman chosen to do that job loves it

turning a grey squirrel penis inside out with surgery and shoving plungers up its butt and jerking it off

got abducted by aliens and they bummed me

going to the NHS GP and telling them I have a food allergy but caaaant keep away from the food so they give me adrenaline and injecting it into grey squirrels

Apparently there's a new Andrew tate type lad being pushed called Stirling
Australian, ex pornstar

>>213762388
gay?

coating lentils or nuts (if they dont eat lentils) with aluminium, which melts at low temperatures as a metal, to funnel into a grey squirrel belly, then hanging it out on a crucifix with a shotgun behind so that when the other greys come to see whats up it goes off from behind and blasts the squirrel and lentils all over them so they get confused

>>213762383
le epic maymays

>>213762401
why are you doing this

doing the scene with the Joker in the batman movie where the prison guys stomach explodes in the grey squirrel farm so they get confused and start with the distrust in their community

>>213762397
no, he has a website

He’s trying so so SO hard but he’s barely even getting one (You) every five posts and it’s mostly from Yanks. This is just sad.

these confused ahh young niggas never would of survived back in the runtposting days

locking myself in a room with a katana going against like 20 grey squirrels with nowhere to hide

>>213762430
some Asian kid in my class would hang around with the emo white kids in school and did his hair like this

hoe math is based

grey squirrel in a rock tumblr

bored

>>213762138
That looks fucking shit

im going to buy lidocaine and the ingredients to make choloform, and a shotgun or axe/guillotine, and do surgery on grey squirrels penises

to be fair to.philip Schofield, he did wait until the lad was 17 to suck him off

mousenonce this is why people dont like you

Lmao he got btfo'd by a squirrel this morning LOL

spinning slash, hurricane move in the grey squirrel room where they have no cover versus my samurai sword

^_-

i like mousenonce

>>213762550
I'm squinting but can't see anything

gopher bldg

by the way immigration is the exact same thing as humans taming dogs and then white women taking a liking to pitbulls

I bought a mattress online and it was 5 days ago. Said 5-10 working days by no contact at all. Sick of sleeping on the floor.

bottle of organic italian red wine for £9.50 secured for the footy on friday night

infecting all of the squirrels with the brain-control fungus which makes them walk somewhere to go die and waiting at that place to give the red squirrels antifungals

found you as a mushroom haha

purchasing batteries from China and strapping them to the backs of grey squirrels

ROARING at the thought of a 28 year old rorke being told to help with the painting

His mum probably just wants him to get a bit of work experience

He’s trying even harder now haha look at him go!

tricking all of the grey squirrels into a spartan lifestyle and leading them to their own battle of Thermopylae

>>213762629
mad how hard they insist that mushrooms aren't vegetables when they clearly are

>>213762668
they are sentient organisms

need a gf who sounds like mienfoo

why do i feel so fucking tired all the time

don't tell them about the mushrooms

just lying here daydreaming of ways i can brutally murder my obnoxious housemate

get a boner when I imagine her face close to mine talking

>>213762693
honestly the "postman held at gunpoint with taser" fiasco couldve been replicated by attaching high voltage to your letterbox metal, taser banned or not

Still 0 (you) btw despite his best efforts

>>213762699
yay!

>wake up - tired
>stay up late - tired
>eat a meal - tired

the evil fungus in my closet is telling me to do evil things again

10cm

>>213762713
what’s this mate i don’t understand. Not the same person I don’t think

>>213762725
10cm…. and thin!

Feeding grey squirrels nuts and seeds so they grow strong and reproduce x

also there is apparently supplemental chemicals which goes in with sodium bicarbonate

>>213762768
fucking hell, really??

ordering the cheapest shittest feeders from China bulk and asking in the notes if they would use lead paint over the top and all over for double the price

>>213762767
yay!

excellent throw on murkrow
caught a murkcrow. that is probably time to take a break from the computer for a shwank

>>213762846
she fucks dogs

>>213762855
With her cock?

I love the hole in his shirt I love the stains on his old suede jacket I love how he is carrying a gift bag

>>213762846
I have the same arse

>>213762865
tranny? theres a chance they dont fuck dogs then

pro-russia and pro-israel just because i like being evil

Barney and Betty Hill were an American couple who claimed they were abducted by extraterrestrials in a rural portion of the state of New Hampshire from September 19 to 20, 1961. The incident came to be called the "Hill Abduction" and the "Zeta Reticuli Incident" because two ufologists connected the star map shown to Betty Hill with the Zeta Reticuli system. Their story was adapted into the best-selling 1966 book The Interrupted Journey and NBC's 1975 television film The UFO Incident.

>>213762893
based, northern indian i presume?

nobody wants grey squirrels to be alive

Uh oh stinky

Some little zoomer slut at measked for me ig, followed me, and then a couple days later, decided to unfollow me

belgium was banned btw just remember that when he returns

>>213762887
>tranny?
no, that is natasha bedingfield

BEAAAAAATEN, WHAT FOR?
CAAANTAAAKE. MUCH
MORE!

Morning gays

>>213762954
morning daddy x

>>213762896
i think some of those abductions back then really happened

>>213762934
he'll be back on with a UK flag soon enough

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
LET THE SQUIRRELS HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOR

I HATE MANDATORY OFFICE DAYS
I HATE MANDATORY IN-OFFICE MEETINGS

>>213762934
hes been here for like 1.5 hours saying that no one is replying to me because he cant post racebait shit

>>213762972
it's all he has

by the way I don't care about ministry or al jourgensen at all
might as well be new kids on the block

Wageslave freaks are so pathetic LMAO

>>213762983
no you don't you love them stop being silly you big silly billy x

whatever that means

>>213762983
love me wfh contract
love that all my clients prefer teams meetings
only been to 2 in person meetings since 2020

>>213762903
that's an outright lie

inseminating a grey squirrel and injecting a glow stick into it

my boss doesn't even know what i look like

>>213763003
Its even worse when you have a quiet shift. Can't have a good doss in the office. If it's quiet I should be GAMING
Not looking at my phone

I want to chop a grey squirrels tits off skin them and put them in a petri dish full of whatever growth hormone stimulates angioplasty to watch all the vessels be made

so this is rorke

>>213761069 (OP)
lol based
shorts longer than 5 inches are so cringe

your dad gets dressed up to go to hogs breath cafe

>>213763045
stfu nigga

seething

Just curled out an absolute howler

>>213761782
when you say get some reading done, you mean reading /brit/ posts right

too horny without access to porn I'm going to EXPLODE. might have to get a gf to wank me off with her fanny

giving red squirrels steroids and wolverine claws

>>213761134
morning mate :)

>>213763078
i've been single for about 2 years now and it's genuinely amazing how i've been chaste this entire time, like how does that even happen

I would rather listen to king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo

haitians eating grey squirrels

>>213763103
T levels dropping lad because your body doesn't think you need it anymore you need to get back in the game

Toby mate go back to pokemon posting

shooting greys with a lightweight 40 mm six-shot revolver-type grenade launcher gun (there will be collaterals)

LOT of coppers about today, any of you lads planned a terrorism?

>>213761480
Sir Adolf Catler

might buy a gas gun with reolver-type chamber mod and go start learning how to no-scope IRL

>>213763106
I like how it's synthpop but the melody sounds like an old haunting english folk song

at this top level, he needs to call it a day

>>213763103
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>213763165
.. nooooo....

CIA (method) black powder gun vs. grey squirrels

horses only have one spermatic cord

Instagram is fucking full of Indians

>>213763223
are you suuure

He’s trying desperately and still 0 (You)s. Timmy melty incoming xx

it's like that sting thing
jazz soul funk folk thing

horse pants
horse pants

source Wikipedia

melt down
melt down

source /brit/

>>213763248
how many do you have

have started leaving at 12:30 on my mandatory office days

>>213763324
no one actually cares

>>213763332
yeah I know that's why I get away with it

This is the last time I point out how much he is trying for attention - and how he gets none. I’ll be moving on to more important things now. I think you all get the picture.

why did you put scritti politti on the list?
are you ok?
show me some scritti politti videos

>>213763351
shut up you little twat

had a wank last night

>>213763304
two
internal and external

>>213763376
tell me more

apparently you can 3D print guns

wait I remembered from being asked that it is the two other things (the epigastric and cremasteric)
not going to say more because I was already rushing!

>>213763376
that's illegal

>>213763423
why does nobody pay the tv licence anymore

preferred the thread when it was just mousey posting

contacting my named, contactable officer to alert him or her to a crime
excited to get a response in 72 hours

is it illegal to shag a downie?

I've got ops in Portsmouth

catberg left in a huff because I woke him up by sneezing

>>213763478
yes i believe so

just got worked into a shoot in greggs

downsydromes have an occluded vas deferns like in cystic fibrosis (and vasectomy)

The all-star 'celebrity' line up so far:
>Harry Aikines-Aryeetey aka Nitro - No fucking idea
>Dani Dyer - Some bloke's daughter
>Alex Kingston - Remember seeing her in something
>Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - Football
>Balvinder Sopal - No fucking idea
>George Clarke - No fucking idea
>La Voix - No fucking idea (tranny)
>Chris Robshaw - Sport
>Ellie Goldstein - No fucking idea (spacker)

what the fuck

i have ops in mcdonal

or apparently not

>>213763524
polo shirts are BACK

>>213763534
>>213763534
>>213763534

contactable officer theres a evil murderer in my house
72 hours later
did you die

corr spaff

Since the OSB passed I've stopped saying naughty things online - the states already defeated me. Sad really

>>213763524
big pupils huh?

where do you even get suitcase nukes from? amazon?
or do you have to get them custom ordered?

>>213763561
what if we say the n word together

>>213761134
guten morgen