Thread 213763534

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>>213763534 (OP)
Please can you write edition in the future

>>213763550
sybau

i'm an essential worker

ROOOORKESANNE

>>213763568
hmm

Sex arse

>>213763568
no toby

>>213763550
edition in the future

must be grim dating a bird who has kids from a previous relationship, imagine having to regularly see the bloke who spunked up your mrs

>>213763571
howling

>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE EDITION IF IT'S EDITIONLESS I'LL DIE!!
what prompts this giga autism?

*responds to you 72 hours later*

fixed a gate this morning

>>213763592
>imagine having to regularly see the bloke who spunked up your mrs
don't have this problem if he's black

>>213763595
Done him

>>213763595
Look I've asked politely if it happens again there will be trouble

>>213763599
you just wouldn't you

is wingstop good
need me some voodoo fries

Why is Tom skinner meeting the president

>>213763599
timmy luvs masculine munters

>>213763619
they're pals

>>213763534 (OP)
sting is wearing corduroys here that's cute right?
still reckon stewart was better in bed
that's what made sting so angry
that and stewart being so tall

This is unfathomably based

Love the leftymong crash out whenever they realise the normal man with a common accent isn't an avowed socialist

>>213763621
LOL he like dat manly pumpum

>>213763592
80% of straight relationships are humiliation rituals for men

*charges into the thread screaming BANZAI*

>>213763641
still don't really understand why so many brits are mindraped by trump
would have thought theyd have got over it by now

>>213763648
trvke

TThe life expectancy for individuals with Down syndrome has changed dramatically over the last few decades. In the 1980s, the average lifespan was around 25 years. Today, thanks to better medical care and social support systems, most individuals live into their 60s or even beyond.

>>213763635
once youve listened to stewart copeland enough you realise all of his drumming sounds the same. yeah you could argue hes got his own unique style but its always 3 bars of straight drums with some hihat finesse then a bar of the same fills

>>213763645
LOL he def going for dat luh mongdem, easier to convince to tek his swc

>>213763641
why does blud wear the eyeliner tho

>>213763632
From what

an alliance once existed between the US and UK
long ago we fought, and died, together
i've come to honor that allegiance

>>213763599
i want to kill women

>>213763655
*sweating, fumbling with my rifle*

I need to fuck her

>>213763665
So you're saying they're wife material

>>213763667
mmhmm xx

Mad how Tom Skinner ended up as Chancellor in a Reform government.

>>213763672
they met at the country club

shame the darkweb is too slow for videos so there is probably no surgeries on there

Developed warts on my hands and knees. Really quite upset about this. Religious handwasher and alcohol rubber, and I still got warts. Cant stop stressing about it

>>213763666
you satanic son of a bitch

>>213763716
1. you could be washing too much
2. you might be washing your hands improperly. Google how to wash your hands (there is a process)
you go: fronts, middle of the fingers, scrape your palms with your fingers, backs for some reason after that, then dont forget the thumbs!

small boat cronem waking up, chiefing luh loud pack outside x

my sperms are excellent swimmers, but theyre almost ALL deformed little freaks

>>213763712
Skinner lives in Romford

THIS MF GOT WARTS

>>213763716
salicylic acid will remove them

>>213763716
grim leper cunt

>>213763716
quit molesting toads

>>213763716
>alcohol rubber
what do you mean

ammonia* (?)

>>213763742
Wish I could tie you down, insert a 10" black dildo attached to a fuck machine up your arse, and leave you there until death

>>213763753
ammonia* (?)
and sodium
also sanguinarine-sodium :3 I could see tyrenol working

Think I've been in a long depression since about April/May

>>213763765
probably rubbing alcohol omds

>>213763790
pov skinny small boat cronem after adjusting timmy with the blade

>>213763742
wagging dey batons at the window at katy (her timmy husband dragged her to the protest and he was surprised how happy she was to come LOL) xx

>>213763765
we have ocd which causes us to frequently rub isopropyl alcohol on ourselves
it's fine
I have a few burns and scabs on my skin from it but it's fine I just need to cut back a little bit
it's fine

>>213763809
LOL!!!

>>213763661
isn’t he gearing up to making project 2025 real by deploying troops? if so based

>>213763790
that was 72 hours ago ladies I've moved on to racist posts now

based delibird

>>213763838
kek this is me

>>213763738
Thats how I do it, proper coverage, even carry a nail brush when I go out. Maybe it is overwashing idk
>>213763753
Using tretinoin rn, because they are young and spread so far, it would be hard to target them with acid. When theyre more pronounced gonna use acid i think
>>213763765
Rubbing alcohol, sterilising hands

The Cuckle Brothers are here. Abandon thread!

1112 men in 12 hrs. Queen

>>213763641
those pupils are saying coke or meth

>>213763842
>Rubbing alcohol, sterilising hands
how often

>>213763862
Timmy’s last hope xx

if tyrenol is acetimorphan then what is salicylic acid

mmhmm the 10cm baton be waggling x

>>213763862
face like a donkey's backside that's been out in the sun all day

Don't think warts have anything to do with hygiene, not sure why you'd think so unless you were a medieval retard

>>213763870
Every time I use a toilet, am about to eat or touch my face, and when I get home

Small boat cronem getting busy x

>get ahold of the gun in the UK
>can take on the entire police force

>>213763889
that's all the Sinning getting to her

>>213763811
mmhmm sneaking off handing her snapchat out to clicky clacky tribal language mumbling yutes x

>>213763716
don’t be such a worrywart

sat here watching some webms from india and just why are they so obsessed with poo
eating it, bathing in it, streets dedicated to it

actually I dont care right now about that (not in America yet) because I want to fit other thing sin right now

>>213763842
yes the nail brush and isopropyl make it sound like you may have ocd (I recognize it because I have it also)
the warts may have spread because the skin barrier has been weakened, you may need to try to be more gentle

>>213763887
timmy wagging it for de -10 katy not realising it’s de nonce hunters he talking to LOL xx

Hyperborean, Himmlerist, Exterminationist, Pagan, National Socialism.

>>213763862
why do men show up to these? is it something they laugh about with the lads?

>>213763897
mmhmm jamal x

mmhmm x

>>213763862
who is even buying these videos
I will never understand the only fans economy

>>213763897
nice hair wanna get mine like that

>>213763894
Right well that's not good for your skin

>>213763906
LOL while timmy making he tiktok videos for he 10 followers about “saving britain” xx

what's wrong with this belgian man LOL

>>213763891
I know how they work, but I cannot help but feel dirty, and angry. Just one of those things

>>213763923
Desperation

>>213763911
poos cheap... free if you eat poo to make it...

mmhmm timmy scoured through /gif/ gay threads to post his luh webms x

mmhmm dey luv dat x

you're sitting at your desk like a mong.
me? im standing

>>213763923
>>213763938
terminal coomer syndrome
porn is ZOG spiritual poison

>>213763923
Free sex ent it

luh timmy downloading gay interracial porn on his phone to own the belgian LOL

nah if there’s going to be gay porn posting i’m leaving

>>213763894
same and I do it in between these things sometimes as well :\

shuppet caught

>>213763988
>>213763966
zesty timmy love it really he wanna tek it himself, it’s da katys he jealous of not cronem xx

>>213763874
aspirin

The biomass really are so pathetic

>>213763998
>>213763894
what made you think that was a good idea
silly billies

>>213763716
ive had a small wart on one of my fingers for a couple years now. i have no idea how to get rid of it

>>213763938
boomers

in 5 years time it's only going to be incels that want gfs

>>213763988
mmhmm his swc rising, his sexuality in question LOL

showing mumberg AI videos of cats turning into noodles and telling her it's a new species of cat that was discovered

no one ever explained to me how dimples are attractive

>>213763891
they are caused by a virus and can be spread by touching/scratching a wart and then touching/scratching another part of your body

saw a tescos worker trying to explain to a migrant looking man how to get a meal deal earlier

>>213763988
>>213764033
your dick is 10cm long lmao

Rorke stanky legg in walmart prank

>>213764023
so cute they dont know what cars are because thats how developed their countries are x

>BREAKING
>British cops are now going jogging in athletic gear, and arresting men that attempt to “flirt” with them..

>>213764045
mmhmm get dem yutes fed x

>>213764023
why the fuck are there so many identical vehicles

>>213764032
woah thats true im an incel and i want a gf

oh what the fuck the raid is like 8* difficulty, im not waiting for that. I had to be out 30 minutes ago!

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755048627220746.webm
Blacks see this as a win LMAO

Meal Deals:

>£5.50 for Timmy
>£0 for small boat cronem

nun they gon do bout it xx

if you were a virgin about to die of terminal illness and your only chance to lose it was to shag bella ramsey would you do it

*looks at you*
A racist huh, sorry pal but I don't truck with racists

>>213764026
it's a compulsion which is very difficult to resist when under a lot of stress
it's hard to describe... sort of like trying not to scratch an extremely itchy itch

>>213764023
how is someone let alone an entire family stupid enough to actually die like this?

>>213764106
back in my day a meal deal cost £3 and the price was the whole appeal of it. country is is shambles!!!!!!

>>213764040
What you mean cat noodle?
No cat noodle here
We not know what happen your cat

>>213764110
She's an English Rose m8. Of course.

Good lord what is happening in here

>>213764023
Where is this?

>>213764097
why is that funny though

>>213764110
don't know who that is

>>213764030
salicylic acid

>>213764139
timmy's last hope

>>213764100
corrrr that is a win

>>213764152
i tried that, didnt work

>>213764144
earth

>>213764145
shut up adam

>>213764154
hahahahah!

>>213764161
liquid nitrogen to freeze it off

>>213764142
right well that's just outright illegal isnt it?

Wouldn't mind a Bella Ramsey Hamlet best mate

straight onto the bus, to the gherkin!

if you arent ziedbelg why do you post on a belgian flag

they call me the nobgoblin

>>213764161
need to be more diligent with it
apply several times a day for several days
also try exfoliating/debriding before applying

timmy getting dat tuna mayo meal deal wit a bottle of water and ready salted crisps

ktumbe getting dat new tesco small boat cronem range - de jollof rice box, luh bag of chin chin, luh ginger beer. Katy at the till letting him pay wit BatonPay xx

fizzy grapefruit strawberry cherry peach raspberry lemonade

>>213764179
0 replies

>>213764236
this is my suck today

if a downie can be a model then i could be a model

>>213764189
if you arent ziedbelg why do you post on a belgian flag

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755067908226830.webm
Mad how they don't even get to grow up cause they're so fucking retarded

i like the chicken and bacon sandwiches in the meal deal, dunno how they get their bacon like that but it's nice

>>213764248
you don't have any suck

>>213764251
silly timmy xx

>>213764265
suck ya mum

>>213764223
mmhmm BatonPay... made possible by QuickTap™

>>213764186
Been getting into original samples
Mad how a bunch of gay black kids in Detroit were playing Cyberpunk and making the backing track for Baby Got Back
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5cTELnXFJJo

>>213764285
LOL

>>213764073
the modern woman summed up
>childlike ability to emotionally regulate
>completely financially incompetent (no desire to improve this)
>spends 6+ hours a day on tiktok (also expects you to partake in this)
>spending habits completely dictated by tiktok
>beliefs about everything completely dictated by tiktok
>thinks men should "protect and provide" (give her money for existing) because she saw some slavic whore say it on tiktok
>openly hates men (still has slept with 20 of them though) because she saw it on tiktok
spend a single day with a woman under 30 and you'll experience all of this

>>213764251
silly timmy xx

>>213764285
if you arent ziedbelg why do you post on a belgian flag

my baby got sauce

this is him on his UK IP if you want to report it: >>213764299

>>213764300
this sounds like most men

>>213764129
Don't try understand the minds of biomass

been following the latest Heinz Mercedes-Benz merger talks

>>213764313
silly timmy i’m not the belgian

>>213764316
yeah most men under 30 are porn brained gambling addicts too they're not excluded

>>213764316
menbros our response?

>>213764255
hate this video
don't like you can see her finger slowly pulling the trigger back
don't like how you see her scramble for the gun and shoot herself

>>213764300
This is unfortunately true
Short form content has been a disaster for society

clap berg shh
or
belch graphs
or
crash glyph

>childlike ability to emotionally regulate
no respect for timmies x
>completely financially incompetent (no desire to improve this)
timmy will bail them out x
>spends 6+ hours a day on tiktok (also expects you to partake in this)
shaking battydem to attract batondem
>thinks men should "protect and provide" (give her money for existing) because she saw some slavic whore say it on tiktok
no its because dats best timmy cud do x
>openly hates men (still has slept with 20 of them though) because she saw it on tiktok
openly hates timmies x

never got into gambling me

>>213764300
>spend a single day with a woman
chance would be a fine thing

>>213764365
why won't you answer my question? if you arent't ziedbelg why are you on a belgian flag?

if I put £15 back in my account right now (as I said I would), I would get back to £85
and im getting money at midnight
still am going to add £15 eventually because id like £100 savings izi

Quite bizarre that in a thread presumably filled with white men, half the posters mock white men for letting niggers fuck their women, whilst the other half post videos of black men getting deep dicked by white men. Wonder what a nigger would think of this

>>213764223
>>213764285
The problem is this is actually very funny

>>213764379
shut up nigga

>>213764255
why did they start screaming before they even saw the bodies

no

>>213764340
the vast majority of people are idiots
it amuses me when people point to one specific demographic as some sort of outlier
very silly desperation to feel better about their own demographic which they feel so attached to

love are spanian because you can tell he's only 1 year away from becoming a full blown rorke

>>213764379
tobert you're a rich man

>>213764372
a fine thing indeed

>>213764407
because someone fired a gun inside

>>213764424
his concentration camp vids prove otherwise

>>213764424
Looks like a very intelligent and normal person

>>213764407
Are you a retard

constantly matching with fit 19 year olds on the apps after becoming muscled, taking care of myself and almost reaching 30 years of age. could probably shag them all but I genuinely don’t have the energy for all of the relationship and talking. age is cruel.

>>213764300
>>spends 6+ hours a day on tiktok (also expects you to partake in this)
had a woman on tinder tell me it was weird for me to not use Tiktok or Twitter/Instagram and it made her uncomfortable so she didn't a second date
when I mentioned it to some of the female colleagues they said not having social media in the age of social media makes me seem like a serial killer

>>213764407
Because they're, well, you know

white chocolate magnum for breakfast

Straight Outta Woolloomooloo

this is like the 3rd time ziedbelg stopped spamming after i ask him why he's on a belgian flag
curious

What do they have planned?

>>213764414
mate my point isn't that men are better than women it's that there's no point crying about no gf when 99% of them will have you bored to death within a week

>>213764487
for me it was two m&s millionares and a croissant

>>213764474
there are some decent people who don't give a shit about that
you're spending your time among the wrong people

>>213764300
Found a woman from Perth that was nothing like this. Wonderfully witty and sharp. I still love her, but she's never going to leave mums spare bedroom.

Mong at the bottom of my road belting out Happy Birthday over and over again
He's been at it for 5 minutes

>>213764518
im from Perth

>>213764501
you seek companionship as a form of entertainment? revolting

Please stand up for WhatsApp national anthem

>>213764500
Mad how we'll recycle the tech bros for animal feed and then go back to using SQL

>>213764474
if i was a serial killer i'd have an account to appear more normal but obviously not put anything related to my serial killings on there.

Your daily reminder that the YOOKAY regime is an illegitimate, jewish capitalist, ethnically hostile, occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population in favour of a shapeless mass of brown serfs, ruled over by a totalitarian surveillance state.

>>213764474
just realized you said you met her on a dating app
what the fuck do you expect

Me when I open the microwave and see half my porridge outside the bowl because I left it too long

>>213764547
alri dexter

>>213764518
>>213764528
Perth Australia MENTIONED

>>213764552
our overlords are literally communist though

why doesn't the king stop the boats
what's the point in having a king if he has no power

>>213764562
scmrwinf

>>213764562
clarted it

>>213764526
good for him

>>213764388
lol could you imagine an actual black persons reaction upon reading this stuff

>>213764533
typical wifeguy can tell you'd have female daughters

>>213764562
scrombulating

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>213764592
probably something along the lines of gahday may deez whitees wylin

working in shits and farts

not sure why i even post here genuinely too normal for this shit

wifiberg has been slow as fuck today

rice pudding is peng
not had rice pudding in years

>>213764626
I'm quite normal too I come here to exorcise the weird sick little freak that lives inside of me

>>213764633
ofcom's sniffing your cyberbollocks

>>213764642
What's stopping you from having some?

>>213764592
Not fooling anyone Achol

>>213764656
the internet died when they learned to read during lockdown

>>213764604
you're a freak

business idea: read out /brit/ posts to black lads and type out their responses that they dictate to me

I'd love to have female daughters

japanese internet gf blocked me when i told her i'm nobunaga reincarnated

>>213764688
do you have a wife and if so is she chinese?

i genuinely cannot stand wifeguys
it's like a worse verison of soyjak irl

Black People React to /Brit/

>>213764144
egypt

spinning my green willy around

spinning my purple willy around

read that freak like a book, chinese wifeguys are the easiest to sniff out

made myself look a right mug on the weekend
was out clubbing and got chatting to these fit birds and told them i could do a backflip so I did it but my massive cock flopped out proper embarrassing

if Morocco fell into the sea would anyone on /brit/ care?

>>213764789
weird freak

>>213764792
we need to protect that smile

>>213764739
just did a read on this concept
somewhat amusing

>>213764807
Not even sure where Morocco is if I'm being honest

supporting a black owned business, see you later!

>>213764792
This is the video where we discovered Timmy was a massive racist lmao

>>213764826
North West Africa.

>>213764825
share it with us x

what the fuck is 'wifeguys'
new boogeyman for the next few months dropped?

>>213764851
Not ringing a bell

>>213764792
reminds me of a couple of years ago when I used to park at the wharf to watch the construction happening and after a few days they came over to my car and told me not to do it anymore and they'd call the police if they ever saw me again

sometimes someone at work asks me to do something and i say ok but then just don't do it

always waking up with the inside of my mouth peeling
almost certain it's because i stopped rinsing my mouth after brushing before bed as per the directions on the toothpaste

>>213764726
is this some sort of bizarre projection? get a grip mate

so let me get this straight, these guys are having sex with their wives!?

>>213764854
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_guy

Slow board today, aye?

>>213764255
still dont get why they were screaming
they heard gunshots ok how do they know what happened though

>>213764865
men who make their wives their whole personality
typically completely submissive to his wife

Y'all see wifeguy crashing out?

>>213764892
does your toothpaste contain hydrogen peroxide? that'll do it

dont know if ive got another day in the sun in the garden in me lads
inspire me

does mikey ever post these days?

>>213764865
It's a fuentes thing. Basically modern men whose lives revolve around their wives

>>213764902
We're the fastest moving thread on 4chan. We're doing iron man numbers here.

>>213764574
They're influenced by post-1968 Marxism but in terms of economics they are pure capitalists. To say otherwise is toryboy cope.

Capitalism needs to die if the White race is to survive.

they're angry at mummy again
poor neglected souls

>>213764872
across the strait of Gibraltar

>>213764934
of fucking course
grow up the lot of you

>>213764946
>Bologna
Vegan commie bastards

I'm a wife guy
skibby dibby diib yo didup dup

you can tell wifeguy is an incisive insult because of how much seethe it generates

sounds like they're angry at daddy as well this time

>>213763716
Probably a gut issue
Try implementing some fermented foods like sauerkraut and kefir into your diet

>>213764969
it generates second hand embarrassment more like

>>213764986
t. rattled wifeguy

off to Shakhaman, Republic of Karakalpakstan, Uzbekistan. anyone want anything?

>>213763716
genital warts from all the blokes you've been wanking off

>>213764975
absurd

>>213764474
Woman I went on a date with almost got the ick when we ordered though the app and I pulled out my card and started typing in the details
She thought it was weird I didn't have it saved to my phone

Are people really able to get this kind of stuff off the government for free?

>>213765007
a uzbek gf please lad

Oatmeal & chia seeds, vegetable samosa, chicken breast in peanut sauce, ham and mozzarella wrap, and a pannet of grapes for me today. 1600kcal, but still feel nice and rotund after eating x

>>213765019
are they
>>213765007
are you
>>213764970
are they
>>213764969
can you
>>213764965
are you

>>213765006
you can read me so well
tell me more about who I am
:)

>>213765039
this is literally how a rattled wifeguy would respond lmao

getting a wife increases the risk of my true identity being exposed
can't chance it

>>213765045
>>213765045
>>213765045

>>213765050
Are you saying you didnt login with your ID for this internet sesh?

>>213765049
you sound like you'd enjoy rubbing my feet with lotion
maybe you should try it

>>213764542
kys