Thread 213765045

morrissey edition

>>213765045 (OP)
good edition

>>213765045 (OP)
Who is this spanish man

nothing wrong with loving your wife

ive got a nubile cock

wifeguy gritting his teeth as his wife tells him about her celebrity crush

>>213765085
ive got a big green willy

>>213765074
Esteban Patricio Morrissey

Whoever thought of the term scatman is a fucking idiot
Do they not know scat is poo?

British National Socialism.

>>213765124
my first thought when i see scatman is that wow video

I have to apologise to you poms. I used to make jokes about how much you limeys whine but I've come to the realisation that Australians are hardly any better.
Get a bit sick of hearing how shit everything is and how hard done by everyone here seems to be desu.

>>213765132
can't be posting that mate
expect a knock on the door in t-minus 72 hours

>>213765124
They know

poop and niggers dying

people who really like dark souls
gives me the ick

shoobadaloobadeloobadeboop
>I'M A SCAT MAAAAN

>>213765098
daddy loves hearing about all of my crushes
he thinks it's cute

Need to eat here anus and tounge her rectum

glomping a poo

>>213765124
scat was jazz before it was poo

hate how tradies always want to over charge like fuck, £500 to clean my roof with a jet wash? get fucked its only pressurized water how can it possibly be a 500 quid job

>>213765186
this has to be shooped

>>213765203
danny so cute!!

>>213765203
He's 30 years old

>>213765212
do it yourself then

everyones on holiday
its like im on holiday too

>>213765181
ktim ktim ktim

>>213765204
they don't care about jazz they're thickos

>>213765230
dont have a jet wash or ladders

>>213765229
30 year*
Why the hell you dont say 30 years old is beyond me, 30 is plural

erm the word rectum just spammed itself in my quick reply box whats going on

>>213765214
Nah it is real but the edges of the shirt is red so it blends in with the seats making his neck look longer. It’s still massive though

>>213765045 (OP)
Mad I will never be able to see the performance of The Smith

new thread
same as the old thread

>>213765243
guess it goes unwashed or you pony up the cash

>>213765203
>Michelob Ultra

>>213765249
we do say 30 years old you terrone dog

mental how any once impressive feat is now completely unremarkable and competition to be good at X thing is greater than ever, this is the tracking of all English Channel swims done this season

>>213765249
ESLs omd

>>213765273
Signore Im a northerner brahmin not a terrone dalit

>>213765264
should be a 200 quid job max, bet it takes no more than 2 hours if that

>>213765276
in a country of 60 million, in a world of 8 billion, 100 or 200 people doing this is still an incredible feat mate

break free of this negative mindset you've got. learn to appreciate life

>>213765261
:(
we can watch it on tv at least

chunky chips soon

I’m 100% a wifeguy. My gf wears the trousers in my relationship and I love it. She’s basically like my mum.

>>213765276
this but being dragged up and down Everest

>>213765297
please let me admire your lombard features

>>213765297
ok i apologize my little polentone puppy

>>213765300
We are 70 mil now not 60 dawg

>>213765311
You're giving her a constant ick

>>213765243
1. Buy a jet wash and ladders
2. Clean your roof
3. Flog this service to a couple of mates and recoup all your costs
4. Continue this grift
Congratulations you now have a successful business thanks to an abundance of stupid customers. Don't forget to reclaim your original costs for tax purposes.

>>213765263
love 'phants me

>>213765263
it's a good video but I feel sad for elephants in captivity

>>213765320
you want to check my ID too?

>>213765358
Would love to sniff her butt cheese

drinking water

>>213765329
Don’t think so as we have been together for three years, she’s very affectionate and we have a great sex life.

>>213765349
Africans sell the right to hunt them down to obese pasty white americans

>>213765336
>>213765243
Don't go on your own roof. I know of someone who was a scaffolder's apprentice and was going on roofs all of the time until he slipped by chance one day and fell off. He been paralysed ever since, don't even think he was much older than 20 or so.

rorke just fell off my roof

would rather the entire country lived in abject poverty than have the benefit scroungers and PIP recipients get a single penny. Cannot stand scroungers.

wifeguys be like "my wife gave me a blowjob for my bday, jealous huh ;)"

>>213765374
same LOL!

>>213765374
youre such a fucking freak

>>213765309
and a chunky poo for afters

>>213765298
I hired a bloke for something or other and he was like 'oohh full days work that pal' and quoted as such.
Turned up with his mate at 8.30 and they were off home by 10. Made me look a right mug.

>>213765395
no one on brit has a wife mate calm yourself

>>213765395
Sounds like you are desu lol

>>213765249
???

>>213765276
>>213765276
it's an average of 30km apparently. How many people can swim that in a swimming pool (1200 lengths), let alone a choppy, cold sea full of dinghies?

made some poor woman on /fa/ insecure enough she actually posted a picture of herself lmao

was patting my cat then she bit me the evil broad

it's raining

>>213765276
I'd swim it in a straight line me

>>213765422
there's at least 2 with chinese wives according to my spreadsheet

>>213765441
i could easily

>>213765428
>>213765441
Backswimming in a calm waters day

>>213765382
Realistically this just shows how stupid Africans are

>>213765446
overstimulated innit

>>213765477
Why? They get money out of it

>>213765442
then post it here

My gf literally did give me a blowjob for my birthday (she made me take a shower beforehand).

Yeah I remember running a 100m race in 10.5 seconds and was top dog in my uni back in the days now every school has 8 Jamals who can do it in 9.99

>>213765510
convinced gfberg has a stink fetish she never wants me to shower before sex and often eats my arse too

>Roof -> Roofs
>Hoof -> Hooves
?

balloon knot is acting up

>>213765477
Correct, whites never do evil things for money. Africans are even more evil because they do it just to stay alive, unlike whites who do it for extra luxuries.

I would tell you about the blending of jazz and folk in progressive rock and art rock musics and how bryan ferry developed a unique singing style by blending early jazz crooning and traditional british folk inflections and how singers of the next generation such as morrissey and edwin collins and david sylvian and dave wakeling were heavily influenced by this
but I don't think you'd be that interested so I won't

>>213765533
i say rooves

>>213765533
Man -> men (pronounced "men")
Woman -> women (pronounced "wimmin")

I stepped into my garden to water the plants as usual and I heard talking and a rattle coming from the top bedroom of the house next to ours. Our houses are detached but still connected through a garage so the top bedroom of their house has a perfect view of our garden. There was a teenage girl living there with her parents so I thought she must have friends over and just carried on watering as usual. 2-3 mins after I started watering, they must have heard me because their window was open. They tried to get my attention by banging on the window and shouting "Oi". It was then one of them shouted out "Oi n***a" (l'm a Asian/Brown male for context so l'm not sure if this applies to me but that doesn't matter It's still a very derogatory racial insult) One of the other girls said wtf and quickly closed the window.

buy on ferry

>>213765513
6 seconds faster? This is the superior BBC genetic

labubu media wall dubai chocolate matcha :000

any skinny wrists man in

>>213765585
umm WHAT

>>213765585
How do you say 6/10 seconds?
6 tenths of a seconds?

>>213765487
shes mental

ummm

>>213765611
Yeah I meant 6/10 seconds sorry master

>>213765641
Chud Simulator

Human Being?
More like Pooman Peeing

>>213765641
lol that's that fascist chucklefuck done

>>213765624
you've driven her mad you have

Looking at New Delhi, India on wplace.live

>>213765694
Yes I was playing as Russia in The Fire Rises mod
I won and defeated woke

>>213765759
reminds you of home lad?

>>213765782
yes sir jai hind

>>213765713
is he?

okay so its up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3TORK8MN-Q&ab_channel=LeatherApronClub

>>213765622
that or 0.6 seconds

>reply to a woman on hinge commenting on her messages and providing an open ended question
>She likes the message
>doesn't reply
It's a humiliation ritual

need to get some new underwear but don't know what's bad or not

I posted myself on /fa/ once
they all made fun of me of course but I loved that outfit

was just reminded of mousenonce's rotting finger

sucking a water

>>213765848
boxer briefs look best on a man
think they're the comfiest as well

>>213765856
post the outfit lad

>Survival rate for Melanoma (skin cancer) in 1971
45%
>Survival Rate today
92%

that's pretty good lads, aye?

>>213765822
Great airline Qatar.

>>213765899
don't have quick access to the image at the moment it's on some old hard drive sitting in a box somewhere

>>213765902
Survived, but at what cost?

It’s amazing that “I’m an idiot and a liability” is not only a medical condition but a legal defence

>>213765898
what are shagger brands?

>>213765918
just put the same outfit on then send us a pic x

>>213765848
gf got me a few pairs from a company called ergowear recently. extremely comfortable, they're normal stretchy boxers but have a little extra pouchy bit of room at the front for your willy and bollocks.

remember when I got my testosterone checked and it was in the 400 ng/dl region which is somehow deemed normal but apparently quite low for a man in his 20s compared to historical numbers. if only I wasn't so scared of trt.

>>213765899
but it was a yellow v neck jumper over a black and white striped crew neck dress (striped bodice with a solid black skirt) with black and white checkerboard tights and black calf height suede boots
it was cute I loved it

>lift spider out of the bathtub and set it down on the side
>instantly sprints back into the tub and seppukus down to lie comatose exactly where it was before I picked it up
what can ye do man

>>213765965
all those clothes are in boxes as well :(

>>213765969
um hi low t boy

Absolute worldie working the desk at the gym today

>>213765848
Get M&S boxers, they're pricey but they'll last. I've had mine for seven years, no fraying or lint coming off

having a sit down me

>Having 16 year old girls on Page 3 was legal up until 2003

uh...

The Gulf States should take in all the Palestinians and employ them to do the work Indians do now.

love picking scabs and then picking the new layer of pus off too and putting it in my mouth

Think the good times have been and gone, not much left to be hopeful for.

>>213765970
are you a girl (female)?

>>213765934
I don't think it matters just get something form fitting but not too tight with nice soft cotton fabric
daddy usually wears hanes mostly and I have some of the women's boxer briefs that they sell as well and they're very soft and comfortable

Rorke scurrying up into the attic praying his parents wrapped the Christmas deccies with The Sun back in the day

>>213766051
why are they infected?
:(
see this is why the isopropyl is necessary

>>213766097
is he
>>213766068
do you
>>213766051
do you
>>213766036
should they
>>213766026
wasn't it

>>213766022
>M&S
>pricey
you need to get on the RL or CK ones lad

had twice as much deep sleep last night compared to the usual.
Thanks for reading x

My nuts are actually so hairy it's getting out of control

>>213766111
because i pick them and eat the scab then the pus comes up and i pick that and eat it too

>>213766071
uhh... maybe
not important really is it

lost a load of weight so my fat bastard clothes are hanging off me and look awful. still have weight to lose so don't want to buy new gear and end up with the same problem in a few months time

>>213766116
curious george over here

got recommended a zoomer video essay and it's insane how chuddy the average gen z male is
even a bit much for me

>is he
yh
>do you
yh
>do you
yh
>should they
yh
>wasn't it
nh

>>213766128
don't do that
fix it
make it uninfected

Looked up Rorke on an archive, and there have been over 147,000 posts referencing this person. Whoever he is, must be a popular fella

rorbe

>>213765984
I just make little bridges out of toilet roll so they can walk up and out of the tub whenever they choose to

>>213766150
but i like eating it

>>213766120
Branded are cringe and the quality is shit. M&S are actual quality.

>>213766160
Rorke is /brit/'s version of Adam
the first man as it were

>>213766144
whats it about
keep getting video essays about some guy called pirate software dont get why zoomers care about these lolcows so much (am a zoomer myself)

>>213766160
he's 190

Just straight up shoving a shite up me arse

>>213766132
mam let me just say how awesome it is to see a girl gamer on brit

>>213766160
all those posts were made by me btw

>>213766197
Israel/Palestine
he's bringing up Jewish golems it's quite funny

>>213766196
>the first man as it were
So this was Rorke all along?

>>213766191
branded dominate because they are good and tap into female programming. M&S autograph is an ick

Bit of a grey day

>>213766144
gen z arent chuddy theyre mostly leftist especially women so the rightwingers stick out more

If Britain became a fascist state you lads wouldn't survive 5 seconds. I know what you lads are like from using public transport every day. Sub-80 IQ retards yelling over the phone at their carers about trivial shite, or drug-addled mongs being combative wuth the bus driver for no reason at all and delaying everything by 10 minutes

*^____^*

>>213766259
problem with gen z is most of them are foreign little runts

>>213766259
women's opinions don't count lad

>>213766283
kist (kek I say this) racismlad

just get whatever pants me

>>213766262
>mongs being combative wuth the bus driver
ktim

>>213766226
th-thanks...

the thing of it is even the foreign zoomers are chuds

>>213766293
they do if they can vote

>>213766306
nah but he's a good poster speaks sense

>>213766262
i'd never shout at anyone i'm far too much of a virgin

>>213766262
>drug-addled mongs being combative wuth the bus driver for no reason at all
ktim but with the jeet who tried to sell me batteries in an already opened case at the shop

>live in the UK for 20 years without a visa
>go to jail for selling crystal meth
>cry to the local paper that you can't get a job or a house
>comments all defending him

Guarantee there's at least a million cunts like this who have no right to be in the country just leeching off us all

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25378993.brighton-man-living-car-struggling-get-job/

>>213766357
there are jeets in france? thought you only had nafris and blacks

>>213766332
the trvechuds know voting is meaningless

>>213766366
yeah they took over ubereats, deliveroo what have you, also those lycamobile type shops where they sell all sorts of phones and electronic paraphilias, they have their own barber shops where you can get parcels instead of getting it delivered to your own address and so on
african descended immigrants dont work like jeets they just get high on lyrica and stab each other

>>213766358
>italian
why is he even here? guarantee its nicer back home in every metric

looooooool

>>213766398
>african descended immigrants dont work like jeets they just get high on lyrica and stab each other
seems to be a common denominator in many places... i wonder why...

>>213766398
The biomass

>>213766481
lads on tour

need to go somewhere where a war isn't going to happen soon

>>213766506
nothing ever happens

>>213766506
come home /brit/ man

>>213766506
think youll be fine here because fuck all is going to happen

>>213766358
brighton is such a dump

a song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AzbiLNyu6o

i fear my banter often comes across as meanspirited

>>213766506
only war that's happening here is against our government
cowards like you aren't british gtfo

>>213766366
any country that sells goods to india has to take jeets in return

nigger x

>>213766262
>. Sub-80 IQ retards yelling over the phone at their carers about trivial shite, or drug-addled mongs being combative wuth the bus driver for no reason at all and delaying everything by 10 minutes
I'm not brown or a chavmonkey

>>213766529
Been debating going to Aus on a working holiday visa and finding my oneitis and declaring my love for her. I know her full name and workplace, but feels a bit cringe

one day fish
one day shit

>>213766262
Eh? I have a fiancée and a full time job

>A 16-year-old girl and two boys, aged 14 and 15 have been charged with the murder of a man who was found dead on the Isle of Sheppey in Kent
Arrest and charge the parents as well.

>>213766366
Jeets are literally everywhere and I mean everywhere
Post covid the Indian government has been pushing emigrations so they can use their population as a bargaining tool later on
You could move a million Indians to every country on earth and there would still be over a billion left
Their population is their greatest asset

>>213766616
seems like a good way to get arrested then deported mate give it a go

Pierce's vision of a White revolution is the only way out as far as I can see.

>>213766616
does she know she's your oneitis?

Haven't had a shag in 2,122 days

>>213766626
delhi restaurant menu

Hiya mates

bored so i might just go to mcdonalds even tho im not really feeling it

>>213766641
just bomb the entire uk at this point
whos with me

>>213766642
all those people and i don't think they've done anything worthwhile ever

>>213766656
very conscientious of him to bring a pen to the beach

>>213766680
hi mate hiya hopws it fpong

>>213766691
depends if they're white or not

>>213766675
We've spoken on and off for four years, know her through an online interest group I've been part of for ten years. She knows yeah, but she's a recluse hikikomori type, lives with her parents in her late twenties

>>213766676
2176 for me. don't miss it

Booze order was supposed to arrive today so I could have a couple of beers (I am off to Friday) but now it's delayed and I'm working this weekend so no summer beers for me

>>213766656
Good photo, hate it, but it's poignant

>>213766736
thats perfect, if her parents know about you they could sponsor you to visit and get settled

>>213766746
No shops near you?

need a gyaru gf to teach me how to shag

>>213766656
uk is just depressing it doesn’t even look nice there’s no beauty in the dead environment or ugly towns to salvage
bomb all of it except bath and harrogate

>>213766740
How? My last sexual relationship was just wonderful.

ive got a wife if that lad wants to update his spreadsheet

>>213766804
her race?

>>213765143
Went to a physiotherapist and thr doctor and they were telling me i could claim and get money on things. Doesnt seem right to me

>>213766766
They don't, shes cut things off three times now, and she keeps her irl and online life totally separate. We haven't spoken in two months, and I've cut myself off from the group because I can't stomach pretending to be simple friends.

harvested a gargantuan cucumber today

>>213766790
it wasn't a relationship. i just shagged her

are woesy doing big numbers on twitter these days
4.2 million views on one of his tweets from yesterday

>>213766862
fucking hell the state of that
you’d think being a mix of germanics and celtic would make the average british lass quite good looking

mad how much better early dragonball z is compared to later. as soon as they arrived on namek it went shit.

>>213766853
Which end is it going in?

might pop to m&s

might pop some m&ms

>>213766824
white - british

>>213766908
never watched it, I'm white you see

>>213766852
just man up and say you want to come visit
the longer you take the more likely someone else will make a move and you'll just be lleft with regret
and if possible convince her to get her parents on board. its in their best interests for their daughter to settle down with someone

>>213766886
Millennial Woes?

>>213766915
grab us a wensleydale and carrot chutney sando mate

Been rereading dune. Mad about those bug worms

>>213766853
make a pickle
3:2:1 of vinegar:water:sugar

might pop on some s&m

What are the chances the YOOKAY Regime tries to start a war with Russia if a ceasefire is agreed?

I'd say 0% given the state of Britain but these deranged freaks are in panic mode.

gf pissed the bed again

>>213766945
I told her on call that I'll book a flight to Perth, we can get a quick bite to eat, and I'll fly back the next day. No pressure, just a normal meet and chat. Even this was too much for her. I've done all I can, except let go of her entirely, or force a meet

>>213766951
aye
https://x.com/MillennialWoes/status/1955082441594388689

>>213766927
ill put her down as congolose

can one of you articulate lads explain why this picture makes me seethe?

>>213766656
what do i hate so much about it? what do i hate about the average muslim?

just scratched my elbow

>>213766979
the European position is a shambles
Trump and Putin want to end the war and Lammy keeps talking about wanting it to cintinue

>>213767003
whereabouts does she live ill go have a chat with her and make her see reason

so what mental illness does she actually have

>>213767010
those head bobs are enraging

>>213767048
>nip peeking out
jannard will NOT be best pleased

>>213767003
ok, get her to sponsor you, or go on a tourist visa (not sure how it works) then tell her you'll be in town for a few days.
Once you're there it'll be easier to arrange a meet up

Get the BAME-run slop joint supported

>>213767077
grim

>>213767015
a british landmark in ruins
a foreign family seemingly oblivious of where they are

>>213767058
take the piss

lunchtime wednesday. half way there

>>213767077
See these pop up all the time (only to go bankrupt a few months later)
Same generic tasting fast food with some trendy sign and professional pictures to make it look enticing

>>213764255
that girl is like 12 its actually mental how quickly she decided to end her life no hesitation at all

>>213767149
And all staffed by bames

>>213767077
daves hot chicken spotted

>>213767157
why is that

got my top off

>>213767139
woah living on a prayer

>>213767168
Due to woke

>>213767184
can see your nipples

>>213764255
what happened here?

new sushi place opened in my town and it's owned and staffed by smelly brown pakis

>>213767168
rorkey got fired for spitting on the food

>>213767077
Watching the video
Absolutely ROARED at the Indian barging in to take over the ordering
Rattling out some script in a barely comprehensible accent and asking a million questions

>>213767157
Yeah and they'll have some ridiculous name like "wickid burgerz"
They're like robots

>>213767213
I wear tape

quit drinking partly because it was too expensive and took up a healthier hobby in lifting, but that's even more expensive because i have to buy shitloads of protein-rich food

>>213767233
spicy flamez

>>213767220
Playing around with guns

Local McDonalds used to be staffed with whites, now its pretty much all browns

>>213767245
you'll also probably live longer, thus spending more money

if you shag a woman without a condom does your willy go crinkly like your fingertips in the shower?

Edit: I've realised I'll get lots of 'what's this?' questions. So, Acces to Work is a government scheme that is designed to support individuals with disabilities or health conditions in the workplace. It provides advice and financial support to help overcome any work related obstacles. It can include funding for specialist equipment, travel costs if you can't use public transport, or a support worker which can include coaching, admin support or potentially even a PA. The goal is to help people enter, stay in, or return to work despite the challenges their condition might present.

You can find out more and apply online here: https://www.gov.uk/access-to-work

Many moons ago, I posted about my Access to Work application, said about what I'd asked for, what I'd got and then 'promised' to do a follow up post to share my award. That never happened. Whoops. Would I even be an ADHDer if I failed to follow through though?!

I keep putting it off when I do remember because of the effort so I'm going to keep this simple but will share my award (in the photo below) and a bit of a summary and then follow up any questions in comments. Please bear with me though but I will get back to any of them.

Background: Diagnosed with ASD and ADHD. I'm a qualified teacher, left last April after reaching absolute burnout and no adjustments or support because I didn't know I was ND. I'm now a Project Officer and have a homeworking contract, though sometimes travel for work.

So, I was awarded:

Sit & Stand Desk - £1055
Anti Fatigue Mat - £73
Jabra Evolve 2 Bluetooth NC Headset - £384
Grammarly Premium 3 year subscription - £180
12.9" iPad Pro w/ Pencil and Magic Keyboard - £1767
Ergonomic Chair - £2350
27" Monitor - £150
Time Timer Medium Visual Timer - £50
Apple Watch - £250
ChatGPT 3 Year Subscription - £576
12 hours ADHD Coaching - £2460
Total award - £9,295, fully funded by Access to Work

>>213767221
Poke bowl place in my town owned by a P(oo)MWF

>>213767273
Yes mate

nary a letter of that tone

How do I approach the Indian/Paki girls in my town? Just wanna have fun while simultaneously ruining them

gonna head down to white castle and get me a couple of cheeseburgers

imagine, if you will, reading that

>>213767151
not watching that am i

ey tone

>>213767300
oppa incel style

>>213767281
Which subreddit?

yeah mate see that one last thread

>>213765230
There's a hosepipe ban m8

>>213767300
shagger here. no clue

>>213767348
r/askbrits

>>213767313
its an old video anyway

>>213767328
whats the french for gabagool?

was going to make the new but I cba to be honest with you lads

>>213767290
good to know cheers

>>213767313
wise, it's not nice. Saw it years ago and instantly recognised it.

>>213767331
a

waterbottleberg needs to be condemned, it fucking reeks, you see

not making it because someone else will make one a few seconds before me and I'll be a laughing stock

just gonna go in a meeting for about 10 minutes, lads. Don't do anything crazy without me haha x

rorkeypops...you are a fool

>>213767544
>>213767544

rorke I'm not telling you again
get off your EUIV save and MAKE THE NEW