Thread 213765964

please visit Italia, thanks

>>213765964 (OP)
already did. Here’s a review
>Rome
VGHING at all the Roman stuff, 10/10
>Florence
VGHING at all the Renaissance stuff, 10/10
>Venice
fuck all to see and do besides Piazza San Marco. 2/10
>Como
Nice little town, but too touristy and the buildings look genuinely dilapidated, 4/10
>that ski resort on the opposite side of Zermatt
ski lifts look straight out of 80s and the pistes are okish, I don’t get why anyone from the Swiss side would bother going there. 3/10

>>213765964 (OP)
For a moment I thought it was Polska

>>213765964 (OP)
That's Sopot, Poland.

>>213766058
does it look like Polska now?

>>213766143
No, our park peacocks are of the indian tyle, for example google "łazienki warszawa" to check

>>213766181
*Type

>>213765964 (OP)
I won't visit Italy, they hate Slavic people there

>>213766216
It's the first time im seeing this, I am disgusted my friendship with italy is over

>>213766044
>zermatt
unironically mid af and the food is trash (Swiss influence)

You need to visit Alpe di Suisi (Seiser Alm), it literally mogs any other mountain in Italy plus they speak German (Austrian) so it should be easy for you

>>213766216
that was only directed towards Slovenes thoughweverbeit, we never had a problem with Poles

>>213766287
The skiing in Zermat is top tier. That’s all that matters. The only resort I’ve been to that compares is Telluride, Colorado.

>>213766216
>>213766341
And just as I was planning my trip to Como, why so hateful Italians

>>213766480
it was 70 years ago bro, live and let live. Also book your tickets to Como now

>>213765964 (OP)
I'd like to visit Sicily and Sardinia someday. Redpill me about those two islands.

>>213766044
>fuck all to see and do besides Piazza San Marco. 2/10
You should have visited the arsenal, took a tour around the lagoon, visited the islands, tasted the local fish like crabs, shellfish, eels which is kinda weird

>>213766480
Stay away slavsissy, or we will force you to speak italian and have sex with our women

>>213766528
>Sicily
nice landscape, good food, full of history but extremely chaotic and dirty, especially big cities like Palermo.
>Sardegna
that's where the elite go on vacation, its like a prettier Sicily but with less historical stuff to see

>>213766575
>visited the arsenal, took a tour around the lagoon, visited the islands
Did all that.
>tasted the local fish like crabs, shellfish, eels
You think we don’t have those IN GERMANY?

>>213766625
visit die fünf Lande in Liguria, you're missing a lot of stuff. Venice, Florence and Rome are like peak normie destinations, nice for sure but the true gems are elsewhere

>>213766716
>you’re missing a lot of stuff
Yes, I know. Liguria, the South, Sardinia, maybe Piedmont too. I don’t have the money for it rn.

>>213765964 (OP)
>Please visit a meme tourist trap location like lake Como in the ugliest region in Italy (Lombardia)

>>213766341
if there were Poles instead of Slovenes in Italy it would be the same
Im still not coming

>>213766716
>5 terre
È roba da supernormie, ma di che cazzo parli bauscia

>>213766625
You dont have fried sofshell crabs in Deutschland.
You dont have masenete in Deutschland.

I went to La Marche
What can Italians tell me about it?

>>213767207
I have nothing to say about Marche, I guess they have hills and muddy sea

>>213765964 (OP)
>>213766141
>>213766930
But is the streets of Italy free of sandies?

>>213767549
We are full of them

>>213765964 (OP)
I'm jealous of Italians. They don't suffer

>>213767644
I have to work instead of sleeping, eating and shitting all day, how is this not suffering

>>213765964 (OP)
Maybe I'll do so again someday.

where do I go if I want to avoid tourists

>>213767682
We dont want your kind here
>>213767718
Picking the right time of the year to visit is 80% of it

>>213767739
Your crying won't stop us.

>>213766930
se la Padania non ti piace puoi tornare al tuo paese pellemerda

>>213767792
Go to England if you like the british so much

What do italians actually think of tourists? I imagine your cities must be flooded constantly

>>213767875
I am not one of those cucks, thank God.

>>213767902
We hate privileged swedish tourists because they occupy hotel rooms that could be better used to accomodate the destituted third world

Italians don't suffer.
Italians will complain about muh unemployment or unaffordable rent but truth is your average NATIVE Italian family lives in a big suburban family house while owning several properties across the country, including an apartment for rent in the old town, a villa with a vineyard in the countryside and a seaside summer house. Moreover, they have insane capital accumulated in stocks or gold/jewelery hidden in their basement and collected by all the 20 previous generations of their ancestors before them.

The ONLY people who complain about life in Italy are recent immigrants or maybe children of 1st gen immigrants, who don't have this accumulated family capital and they can suffer. But if you see an Italian flag complaining about life, you can determine with 99% certainity that this guy is named like Shaqiri, Raduescu or N'gubu.

>>213767936
i don't have tradcath polish gf and therefore suffer immensely

>>213767902
personally I like tourists, it's like a different view over our country, it's always interesting to hear what they think

the Italians are too self obsessed and sometimes they lose the ability to see what's really going on around them

ALEX PUPÙPATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO DI PISTOIA

>>213767849
>se la Padania non ti piace puoi tornare al tuo paese pellemerda

>>213768047
L'italiano più bianco era marrone

>>213765964 (OP)
Was there in Trieste for 2 days in June, very nice city

>>213768039
>it's always interesting to hear what they think
all of them will worship Italy so that's kinda pointless
if you really want to know what foreigners think about Italy you need to ask immigrants living in the commieblock ghettos of Napoli

>>213768147
>a Slovene who says that he visited Italy while being in Trieste

ok Paolo, we know what you did here

>>213768184
>for an honest opinion you should ask the scum of the Earth who shouldnt even be in your country

>>213768208
i don't give two shits about Trieste not being ours, i do meme Trieste is ours occasionally but when you visit Trieste you see that it's Italian

>>213768208
>we know what you did here
He said he visited the city

>>213766216
please don't identify Italy with those subhuman fascists

>>213768240
> you see that it's Italian
he wouldn't agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PinmWhuDQJk

>>213768260
Don't know who that is

>>213768260
>Zdravko
Nigga is named like a superman villain

>>213768279
ask your neighbor Mujo when he visits your wife next time, he will tell you

>>213766216
Based

>>213768208
>>213768260
>>213768308
You're always stirring shit up you fucking bastard

>>213768282
it literally means "health-man"
Yugos have weird names, most of them were actually made up in 19th century on the base of Slavic nationalism, they took some random Slavic words and turned them into names

>>213768328
this thread would die otherwise, someone needs to bring some life to it

>>213768246
This. We keep the most deragend subhumans contained in the filo

>>213768535
The filo is composed of one single spamming tranny at this point. Basically an asylum cell

>>213768308
you're a pole, why do you even troll in this thread, nothing for you here

>>213768627
I shit where I sleep, sorry

I wanna visit some remote village, knock on nonna's door and eat