Thread 213766562

Now that I'm getting older (30), I want to adopt an insecure NEET anon and cuddle them and keep them safe. I would occasionally give them vidya and other toys and take them to the movies, and we could spend most of our time watching anime and playing games while we snuggle. My only conditions are good hygiene, cute style (maybe grow your hair a little, wear pretty earrings and any clothes I buy for you), plapping a few times a week, and maybe cooking every now and then. Would you accept my offer?

stay on your containment board

>>213766562 (OP)
Can I accept if I'm not a NEET?

>>213766562 (OP)
kys, pedophile

>draw a girl (add penis)
>call it a boy
Why do they do this? Or in this case, why did you prompt it?

>>213767035
Because our monkey brains get confused and excited at the sight of a girly boy.

>>>/LGBT/
And stay there, fag.

>>213766562 (OP)
Impressive, very nice.
I approve OP and I hope you find your cute cuddly little anon to snuggle.

>>213766562 (OP)
>>213767160
If OP's serious he can actually just go and do that right now over on /soc/ and /lgbt/

>>213767035
As a xitter drawfag it helps me get a lot of money from wheypipo audience

>>213767350
I always wanted to be a fly on the wall seeing the inevitable drama that takes place in those adopted NEET homes.

It must be a cointoss between the NEET being a parasitic squatter who resists being evicted, and the homeowner being a fucking psycho that is looking to prey on the vulnerable.

>>213767035
Makes it cuter

>>213767397
If you make the penis white you can double the money by making brown boys goon

>>213767422
You remember that legendary greentext of some guy keeping an anon in a cage? I wonder where both of them are now

>>213766562 (OP)
You have tons of docile asians iyc, just follow the wmam route

Revolting AI slop

>>213767772
>only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact

>>213767035
because in real life trannies look like this

>>213766562 (OP)
This is a very good thread.

>>213767035
it’s hot