Thread 213767544

image of rorke's demise edish

need that for real on the chan

hey rorke, you dropped your gay card

feeling very rotten and depressed lately

(8) who's getting fucked tonight (8)

>>213767544 (OP)
come on janny hurry it up

rorke twerking his skinny white arse to sabaton

feeling very content and well-minded lately

this was rorke's downfall

not fair that people brought furry cats to hot countries they can't enjoy that

poop and niggers dying

little fly buzzing round me because I fucking stink. if i was a cartoon I'd have green smelly lines emanating from my person

very peng tummy in the 'log I rarely open non-/brit/s but it captured my attention

normalise the bulge

rorking out

watching inbetweeners again and wondering why they didn't get the actor who plays will to shave his chest. no 16 year old has a rug like that.

this is rorke's world and you're just living in it

Retreating to my incel lair for the rest of the day

Going to WNGZ where I'll order some tenderz and loaded friez from the exclusively BAME staff while I get blinded by the bright neon sign lighting up the entire neighbourhood

>>213767649
Is this the budlight bloke?

the prodigal bum returns

>>213767659
Hungarian lad at my school had like a full beard and hairy chest at 15

anyone know/learning OSINT? i found out i already had half the skills without even realising it, now i'm honing it to a fine point. no one can hide from me

>>213767659
what? im 17 and im hairy as hell

>>213767699
um

>>213767699
>im 17
HEEM HIM JANNY

just witnessed a user being underage

>>213767699
havent you been 17 for a few years now

>>213767659
he looks jewish

He'll be back tomorrow to remind us all

>>213767699
janny don't mess about with posts like this lad

>>213766862
hate this rebranding of prostitute into "sex worker"
what's next calling a taxi driver a "steering wheel worker"

>>213767151
>>213767313
>>213767449
>>213767475
What happened?

>stats say crime is going down (and has been in freefall since the early 90s)
>everyone FEELS like it's going up

what could explain this discrepancy chaps?

>>213767774
It's literally the hardest, grimiest work and while it shouldn't be valorized, it's legit work

>>213767809
gay porn

>>213767544 (OP)
>>213767601
why have these images still not been approved? staff on their unpaid lunch break?

>>213767699
your mum still buys your trousers

>>213767809
golf ball sucking

>>213767833
my bum still shites my trousers

hate being a 19 stone fat TWAT and hate that theres no easy over night solution to fix it

>face age estimator put me at 6 years old
it's so fucking over

>>213767809
Haven't watched it but i'm guessing it's the little black girl who accidentally shot her cousin then immediately killed herself

>>213767865
alri kiddo

>>213767811
can't shoplift or rob banks anymore. too many cameras.

arguably a bit warm

>>213767863
hard work, willpower and discipline are the only answers. don't fall for the fat jab meme

>>213767811
>>stats say crime is going down
Not entirely true is it mate.

>>213767872
I don't see her shoot herself unless she does it accidentally

Just seen this on wplace.live

>>213767872
yes it was

>>213767863
Wishing things were easy is probably how you became a fat twat
No more binge eating, proper exercise, maybe get on the ozempic if you want an easy solution

>>213767863
I lost ~18 lbs over the last 2 and a half months with just intermittent fasting (eating once a day)

Nearly christmas lads

>>213767811
it shouldnt come as a surprise that our governments and authorities lie to the populace as they desperately seek to maintain control of the mess they and their useful leftypol idiots have created

>>213767865
Send a delayed email to your loved ones detailing your whereabouts. Lock your left hand to something immovable in a tent in the Highlands with just many gallons of water and electrolytes enough for 2 weeks. You'll lose 25 to 30lbs

>>213767910
Can't believe all the other generals can make collaborative pieces on there but /brit/ can't be bothered

>>213767577
who is janny?

got bitten by a nettle :(

>>213767935
why bother, undertale trannies will only deface it

>>213767935
Where would we even put it?
Cheadle?

>>213767932
hope you got your hat and suncream on and plenty of water

dont see how the country can have less white people and less crime

>>213767812
it's absolutely not

>>213767932
nice summer in the uk is so beautiful

>>213767935
deltatroons would draw one of thier gay characters over it within an hour

>>213767954
High Wycombe

Gourmet girl poo: a tasty treat for any occasion.

>>213767954
Would just make a gigantic black void all over Cheadle so it reflects reality

have to make this measly amount of drugs last four more days
maybe I can convince daddy to come on saturday

>>213767959
Because we don't have less crime.
Anybody who leaves the house on a daily basis knows this.
If the official statistics contradict what people see with their own eyes every day then the statistics are obviously wrong.

>>213767954
Bradley Walsh's house

>>213767954
tried that earlier, just a black square where cheadle should be for some reason

>>213767977
Plenty of space in High Wycombe but you're all too fucking bone idle

just finished this now I need to find something else to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLzUH1M5F0

destroyed my brain

just found out I got a seethe pasta reply from that singaporean super chud on outer /int/, rattled him lol

>>213768045
using what?

>>213768053
gooning

Thinking about putting a Brad on wplace at Tim's house
Any requests?

the hill in high wycombe is very steep. don't know how old people cope with it.

just heard some south african accents walking around yorkshire
what's their end game I wonder

>>213768084
They're all over my village in the summer
Never met a nice one yet

>>213768084
boer or bleck?

>>213767996
There's always a problem with 'crime statistics' because they aren't crime statistics. They're reported crime statistics.

>>213767932
The White Race.

>>213768102
they seemed pleasant enough from what I heard but it just makes you wonder

>>213768052
it's a bot retard

>>213768045
how are you posting this then?

mad how totally and irretrievably fucked this country is

ford mondeo sex arse

the fit

Mad how it's 29c

>>213768185
more like the doesn't fit

going bald so decided to buzz cut my hair
looks awful
oh well!

>>213768185
grim

>>213767906
Turn the sound on

>>213767963
uk has no nature it’s ugly as sin

current cheadle outlook

so reportedly the creature depicted on this footage is none other than so called "rorke"

>>213768197
ahh yep there it is
what was her endgame?

>>213767932
Get the blackberries picked

>>213768188
19C here
overcast
90% humidity

shite

>>213767932
love it

>>213768223
Oh piss off

I feel bad for the Brits. A complete dystopian tyrannical shithole. The British government hates the British people and it gets worse and more dystopian everyday. Every single one of them damn MPs ought to be strung up hanged till the cows come home. And it’s not like we can just march in, stick our boot up their asses and liberate them, that would trigger a NATO problem. Sad.

I was ~252 lbs june 1st
right now at 227 but haven't eaten much since yesterday so +5-6 lbs of water weight so it should be ~233, still a fat cunt but will probably have lost ~20 lbs over the summer
no exercise, haven't done as much as a single stomach crunch

>>213767932
need that all replaced with houses for biomass RIGHT NOW

>>213767589
s

where do you lads buy jeans?

Cody breaking up with his GF: We're just not compatible babe. It's like, I'm ketchup and you're barbecue sauce.

>>213768244
your overlords cant be much better

the white rice

how come white collar workers don't have to punch in?

bit unfair isn't it.

clouds are forming lads i repeat clouds are forming

>>213768265
vinted

>>213768281
>what is a salary

>>213768265
Spoke

>>213768201
Whats this gay shit

Don't really want to live forever honestly, cannot imagine a world where my brain isn't stuck in a jar to do expensive calculations or something.

I thought Australia was primarily white. Looks like the workplace is full of Asians. Have they been lying to us all this time?

>>213768219
Reckon panick and remorse over killing a close family member and being like 12 and a mong and not knowing how to process it

>>213768340
Why did she shoot her cousin

>>213768336
Imagine the smell.

Ministry of Justice data for England and Wales shows that a quarter of rape convictions last year were of foreign nationals. They account for just a tenth of the population but up to a third of sexual assault convictions. Many more convictions — of migrants now classed as British citizens — will be hidden within native conviction numbers.

Some politicians have picked up this mantle — raising alarm about the fact that Afghans are 22 times more likely to be convicted of sexual offences than Brits, or that 40 per cent of sexual offence charges in London are tabled against foreign nationals.

>>213768290
Wish i had a sluice gate in my garden. Never even realised i wanted it till now

>>213768201
Least schizophrenic south manchester tranny

>>213768318
It'll just be the silicon valley rat pack and their robot army

>>213768244
We are waiting for liberation <3

>>213768336
rorke booking tickets to pangpang con

>>213768354
Reform rising

>>213768349
Hair trigger. Finger slipped unironically.

How are we still a functioning state?

>>213768300
something that should be docked if you come in late or leave early but they're just not tracking it are they

not on

>>213768370
I for one welcome Supreme Overlord Thiel and will offer my bussy in obedience

>>213768281
It's the reward for using our brains at school

>>213768394
We're not

>>213768354
So rorke what youre saying is most rapes are committed by British people and pushing all the blame on people escaping desperate poverty and priviation. 75% vs just 25%?

>>213768370
what's the correct play here

say yes the survival of humanity is very important while crossing your fingers off camera?

>>213768394
you already whinged about this in the last thread lad give it a rest you boring twat

>>213768394
We're not

>>213768370
>gay man doesnt care about the future
Yeah mad that

>>213768394
>You do not need to be diagnosed with a condition to apply.
Time for some freebies

isn't it just

>>213768429
lets see if he replies

alright I'll move to australia

rorke going to www.pornhub.com and typing wmaf

>>213768394
Based as fuck
If someone offered you free shit you'd take it too

Watching Young Sheldon right now

>>213768394
You pay more or less 50% tax on anything over 50 grand, if you throw in council tax and NI you're probably looking at 60% of your overall income going to various bits of tax and NI

William Luther Pierce would laugh at "Remigration Now!" types

>>213768394
that image of the social contract comes to mind

>>213768470
never got the appeal
why does anyone like a show about an obnoxious reddit atheist brat

>>213768486
i dont care about him

(◡‿◡)

>I'm very good at my job
>I work with a complete retard on the same level as me
>I'm a shy autist who feels like he's going to have a heart attack if more than 2 people are looking at me at once
>The retard is charming and goes play golf with the higher ups on Fridays
>Feel like he's 10x more likely to get a promotion than me despite his incompetence

what a cruel cruel world this is.

any straight homosexuals in?

Next season of strictly come dancing with have a downs syndrome lady on it
Imagine losing to a literal retard, I mean obviously she can't go out early on in the competition, but it's going to sting to lose to her right?

rorke running off a cliff and being suspended midair until he looks down, then looks at the camera and gulps before plummeting like an episode of loony tunes

>>213768444
Shut the fuck up you fat dosser cunt, I suggest you hurry up and have that stroke you seem intent on getting, lard arse

>>213768470
'

Undermining the UK state is a moral imperative for every native Briton.

>>213768394
>ADHD coaching
yeah, 12 hours of "put your phone down and get to work" then?

went to have a look at my house on wplace and someone drew a pony over it
livid

>>213768518
what does any of that have to do with the price of tea in china

anyone else ever get that phase where toast is the pengest food in the world and you could eat 8 slices in one sitting?
anyway just had some toast for lunch, slice count 3. just butter
was peng might have toast for tea too

*gestures behind me*
dont turn around lads, but... *whispers* i think I just saw an avatar/signature scurry past...

>>213768518
That's just the way it is. You could go into contracting.

>>213768470
>>213768490

so deltarune is homestuck

>>213768568
I just grilled two pitta breads and had them with olive oil.

>>213768587
um

Nietzschean eradication of the biomass.

>>213768518
>Feel like
He will, best to just keep job hopping every few years desu, autists aren’t built for promotion

>>213768518
just the way it is
the amount of arselicking you do matters far more than hard work or ability for promotions

>>213768597
post physique

>>213768587
Has anyone figured out what either of them are yet

so i'm non binary

>>213768592
seems like a modern homestuck init

Witnessing some avatar/signature use

>>213768620
no you aren't grow up

mousenonce desperate for attention

anyone obsessed with trannies is themself a tranny in denial

Corr cheese in my sandwich has all melted

Auchmerophobia is the fear of the third world.

>>213768568
https://youtu.be/ttMrSCnQnnk

The so called fit

>>213768650
I'm obsessed with trannies because I wank to them and want to fuck them.

t. Rorke.

>>213768657
thought it was in scotland

>and the resistance of countries to take their own criminals back, will inevitably scupper their plans.

Never understood this, how can a country just refuse to take a citizen back assuming they only hold citizenship of that country?
Should be as easy as putting them on the plane with their passport

>>213768669
how can you be an incel when there’s a 100% chance someone on earth is attracted to that

girlkisser

>>213768671
Ah yes the heavily padded bra vest combination

sweating like a nonce in a nursery lads

>>213768669
Reckon he'd have a massive nob if he dropped the fat

forgot i ran out of food and almost ordered Raffiq to delver me mid fried chicken and chips, but i drove my supple ass over to Asda and did the weekly shop instead. Crazy how good i am x

>>213768687
If their home countries won't take them back then they should just be shot.

sitting like a nonce on the sofa

Autistic? Focused? A genius? No, I prefer to call myself an intellectual rapist.

>>213768552
Just checked mine and someone drew a certain image over it that gets spammed here. Very nervous about that now.

>>213768687
>with their passport
therein lies the problem. most illegal entrants bin or destroy their passport before arrival

worst country on earth
perhaps 2nd to Afghanistan

Lots of dudes in Greek mythology doing stuff butt ass naked, Hercules killing that lion, etc.

>>213768394
The final stage of any civilisation in late stage decline is outright plunder.

right well that's a naked fat lad with big tits and a tiny little willy

>>213768725
oh my god a woman in a suit better chop off her tits and get the neophallus grafted

>>213768451
I think it's that it's his only way to shape the future.

accidently reading a fiction about gay sex

>>213768728
On the one hand I don't want a worldwide database but on the other hand it's insane the only way (apparently) to verify where someone is from is a little book

insane you could get peter thiel in a chokehold and snap his neck and his billions wouldn't do anything to slow it down

>>213768742
*stumbles into the room*
you called?

>>213768394
>got a monitor from my first job
>got a monitor from my second job
>got a monitor from my third job
>they haven't asked for any of them back

I'm a monitorman
they don't let you keep the laptops though
sad!

>>213768736
Better than the tories though

>>213768736
>actually discerns between anything in south asia
HELLO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>213768687
you're falling for the classic mistake of thinking about this from a rationalist point of view.

Our government (as are most other western ones) are clandestinely occupied by an elite class of the top 0.001% who have decided the nation state as it exists must be completely dismantled.

Arguing from any low level point like "why cant we just stop the boats" completely misses the entire situation

Just had my daily wank. Today I went for nancyheel on xfree - feel free to provide your thoughts

>>213768794
>the white leftoid trying to reconcile brown feelings and common sense

sadly pathetic

>>213768736
Afghanistan is the only country in the world where music is illegal, the only country where chess is illegal, the only country where it's illegal for women to go outside without a male guardian and a man's consent, the only country where it's illegal for a woman to speak to or make eye contact with a man who isn't a brother/father/grandfather/son/grandson/husband.

>>213768736
need em all here, especially the ones in the dumbest and poorest parts of the country

Guarantee they were non-white

>>213768687
NGOs and lawyers dragging cases through the mud for 10years.

visiting Poland for the first time soon. quite excited.

fuck, how good is the wire theme song

>>213768818
all taken from authentic hadiths
and then you've got muslims all like
>uh...that's not real lslam or something

mental
they hate the prophet muhammad so much and they don't even know it

>>213768818
Sounds based t.bh.

>>213768852
sheed

>>213767863
Feel you. I'm 248lb rn, down from 320lb. Only thing that's worked for me is daily walking, and eating foods I enjoy even if they aren't very healthy. Mostly thai food

>>213768834
Either that or chavs who are basically white niggers.

going to benidorm for a week solo tomorrow

>>213768834
Tbh the youff of today are so niggified it barely matters. All they're told is black is good white is bad. White is weak black is strong. As all the music they listen to is black

wingcucks on both sides think they can vote ZOG away

my tea tastes a bit vinegary why
why!!!

>>213768669
Rorke in the flesh

Loudest longest crack of thunder ever down here on the south coast. Think it's gonna piss down.

>>213768898
And the porn they watch is black as well

>>213768897
Hope you get a shag

Nothing short of the complete abolishment of the British state can save the British people.

just washed my hands

>>213768953
RorkeGPT
anything with this one lads? has potential maybe

Debating paying a woman to cuddle for an hour. Should last me another half decade

>>213768936
alri portsmouthlad

>>213768953
nah lad just vote reform that'll fix it I'm sure

rorke song and granny music but i can't stop listening this shit. I don't know why
https://youtu.be/Lb6TyIIb1fI

just saw some cunt wash his hands

Thread is getting a bit too politically minded, expect the GCHQ agent assigned here to direct a 77th Brigade raid any minute

>>213768964
careful or you might get a wart

ok garmin

Right, well.

does that mean it's got cum in it

Mumberg told me to take out the rubbish, now she's banging on the lid screaming. What does this woman want from me

>>213769027
oh my

>>213769039
Made with the yeast from his arse
There's a bit of cum too for taste

>>213769027
well thats a girl

>>213769027
gulp

>>213769051
wants you to take out the rubbish probably

>>213769013
two gays and eddie lizzard

>>213769039
Marmite Miner

cycling mikey is based

yep it's shirt off weather. has to be done for a 90kg mf like me

>>213769076
her name is suzy you nazi

>>213769070
Does it contain African semen?

>>213769076
Hello Taras

>>213769104
...bruh

>>213769027
>2021
Mad that was 10 years ago

>>213769027
>speedqueen
size too no doubt

>>213769070
That is the gayest looking doughnut I've ever seen. Real men eat pic related

>>213769124
Cronut, thought it had something to do with cronem, my bad x

We will witness a new Yalta on Friday lads. But this time, it's a division between two nationalists, not capitalists and communists.

>>213769104
sorry meant for >>213769027

arseberging my own arse

10cm

>>213769144
Never seen a product openly advertising itself as artificially flavoured. Yanks are a different breed.

>>213769070
sort of thing you'd see in a bbc news story featuring a woman who flew to new york because there's no distance too far to travel for her cronuts

>>213769113
good afternoon old bean

"/tv/ is a ship board" was 10 years ago

>>213769144
Grim - check these naughty ones out

>>213769158
rorke clapping like a seal reading this

>>213769166
i assume it's some regulation

>>213769194
Dont think seals can clap

Mad how the EU completely capitulated to Trump on trade lol
And now they're going to capitulate to Russia
The EU will dissolve by 2030

>>213769238
ok

>>213769238
ok

>>213769231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_0MWqOkCE

>>213769238
fascinating

>>213769238
ok

>>213769276
Thats a sealion and you have exposed yourself as a drooling imbecile

No one loves me. Who loves you?

sealion? yeah it's on the coat of arms mate

>>213769298
sealions are seals

>>213769298
absolutely done the spastic

Rorke.. we can talk things through... put down the grok....

worst thing about hot weather?

sitting in an office full of peng women, the sweat building up in their arse and crotch area, and i don't get to shove my face in their and slurp it all up

okposter on a mad one

>>213769276
This is Rorke when the innocent refugee he's been harassing punches him while on camera

british niggas be melting when it's 24c lmao

>>213769298
put that cunt in a casket

genuinely think the pong emanating from my crotch could be classified as breaking the geneva convention
would set off carbon monoxide detectors thats for sure at least

Black refugees tongue punching rorke's mums Reform UK arsehole

>>213768834
On the Isle of sheppey? Probably inbred white scumbags