Thread 213768333

What was your reaction anon?

"guess we're having roasted beef for dinner"

She was 25 but her pussy was beautiful and clean like a child's. It was good.

I saw one when I was 4 in kindergarten by accident. Over 20 years later it didn't happen again.

What is this? Huh? What is this supposed to be? Where is the penis? The balls? This some kind of joke? You pull your pants down and there is nothing there??

>>213768333 (OP)
First pussy I saw irl was my grandma's
I had to help change her diaper

>>213768862
kill all the elderly

>>213768333 (OP)
I'll tell you once I see one

>>213768497
> beautiful and clean like a child's

I saw my cousins innie when we were in a sauna(or rather the showers before or after it). I guess I was about 8. I stared at it a little bit and she noticed.

>>213768333 (OP)
I don't know, I was newborn.

>>213768333 (OP)
Spaghetti was coming out of my pockets even though I was naked

>>213768333 (OP)
Same as ones drawn on manga and anime.

which vagina did you see? back of the knee?

>>213769253
covered in black lines or made up of squares?

>>213768876
What is wrong with you, anon?
My meemaw's a nice person

>>213768333 (OP)
Reminded me of a pizza topping

Vaginas are gross, they give pleasure but they are disgusting

>>213768333 (OP)
Ask your mom
Lmaolololol

i was drunk and pussies don't look good in person
actually they never do
it's not about the specific parts, it's the total package that makes a woman attractive

>>213768333 (OP)
I was drunk
she was too
tasted like piss at first but then it felt good to make her feel good
she was the thinnest girl I've been with. god i miss skinny woman
there's none in this shithole

>>213769384
Eros Comix in USA publishes uncensored version of Japanese mature comics.

>>213768333 (OP)
I remember seeing this a while back.

>>213768333 (OP)
I saw my childhood friends when we were 7.

>>213768333 (OP)
"so this is it, huh?"
didn't look any different from all the porn. It's meh but when I'm horny I like playing with it.
What REALLY surprised me was that she had tiny ass hair, it kinda disgusted me the first time. I don't know how I went 25.5 years without realizing that women too probably have it, or by noticing it in porn even though I watch a lot of amateur shit. I've even been to a natural hair thread on /gif/ a couple of times. Are men in a mystical pact to keep this a secret from virgins or what

>>213768497
>>213768905
when i was 9 year old, we would go to sauna and i would see every girls vagina there
your next excuse?

>>213768333 (OP)
Don't remember. Seen naked women in the sauna, bath and at home since I was a toddler.
The first time I saw a pussy in a sexual situation was with my first gf when I was 17.
My reaction was "me horny, me enter"

>>213768333 (OP)
That manga was so fucked up. Why are women so evil, bros?

>>213771448
qrd?

>>213771463
The guy was kinda oblivious and autistic, even if he like the girl. And when they were in karaoke or some shit like that alone, she just did that. And after he said that on the pic, she stormed off and spread bad rumours about him, making his life hell.

>>213771448
haha yes evil
just like invading ukrain

>>213768905
Its true, i can confirm child pussies are clean and beautiful

>>213771510
She sounds like an evil roastie. This is why pure women are sought after and not those that spread their legs easily.

>>213770045
true

I have never seen a vagina irl

>>213768333 (OP)
My sisters when we were kids visiting grandma and we had to share bed. She didnt care and just slept completely naked and with no bed covering since it was summer. I just kinda stared since I hadnt seen a pussy irl but it was too weird since she was my sister. She was asleep during this btw

Cousin in sauna is first that I remember, don't remember how long ago or anything though, just remember I was old enough to know to not stare

Never seen one irl.
t. khv in mid 30s

>>213771463
She was the 'queen' of the nerd club and was flirting with him until he called her pussy ugly.
Then she told him to kill himself and fucked his buddies while he went schizophrenic and made a tulpa that was basically just her.
At the end she is healthy and happy and moving on, he is a mentally ill shut in with hallucinations.

>>213774840
Oh, yeah. It was much worse. Seems like I forgot it.

>>213770009
Shame on you!

>>213774840
wtf

>>213774840
ok but this is entirely the fault of the guy for being an incel retard

>>213774840
why would anyone read shit like that

>>213774840
She didn't fuck anyone. Her pussy was too ugly for that.
That incel was just hallucinating.

>>213768333 (OP)
>"This mirror has a crack on it."

>>213768333 (OP)
I haven't. I'm 25.

>>213771448
because men are gross.

>>213777247
This is based, aside from the suicide part.

>>213777247
That femcel shouldn't have shown him her disgusting, smelly cunt without his consent if she didn't want him to mock it.

>>213768333 (OP)
I had no erect...i mean no reaction at all

i saw it when i lost my virginity to an escort with an insane bubble butt, looked like an IRL shortstack

ate her ass, no regrets, buried my face into her ass so hard the one to pull me out of there could be crowned king arthur

>>213774840
this happened to my buddy eric

It was awesome. I felt it long before I saw it because I'd finger my my highschool gf on the bus or at movies. Finally we got some alone time and I went to eat her out. It had cute, small pink lips, and she kept her hair trimmed, longer than stubble, shorter than pubes. What I really remember is the smell, that perfect sweet-vinegar-musk teenage pussy smell and the taste of it when I dived in tongue first.

Unfortunately I've had sinus problems since I was like 24 so I don't really get to experience pussies by smell anymore. But God damn, this thread dredge up the most visceral scent memory of that wonderful smell. It's getting me fired up in the office.

>>213768333 (OP)
This is my favorite manga page ever.

>>213768333 (OP)
actually don't remember
probably disgust at the whole situation

>>213774840
Why did he go schizophrenic? I don't get it, he wasn't interested to begin with.

>>213768905
have you not seen a childs?
they are completely bare