Thread 213769395

Me bravely facing the hot weather edition

Oh, I've fucked it

much like a poo, ive been flushed

OP learn to advertise the new properly

a single link doesn't cut it, you must do this;

>>213769395 (OP)

>>213769395 (OP)

>>213769395 (OP)

with reddit spacing and everything

get the internet browsed

>>213769458
Shan't.
Im not responsible for your lack of observational awareness

Mad really

>>213769489
listen to me kid i've been posting news since before you discovered 4chan

>>213769500
Crazy isn't it

>>213769489
It's basic netiquette

>>213769521
ironic boomerposting isn't funny any more lad

>>213769506
Janny has literally banned me for posting it 3 times like you shown. Im powerless against his despotic whims

>>213769526
mental even

>>213769549
Rather barmy in fact

>bend over backwards to please a customer
>they offer to write an email to my manager praising me
OR YOU COULD GIVE ME MONEY
EVEN 20P WOULD BE BETTER THAN AN EMAIL YOU FUCKING SHIT

>>213769558
It's really quite something

Mad how Kate Bush was dating a 19 year old when she was 13. Pretty noncey, that.

>>213769615
It was the style at the time

Kate pre-bush

Just bought a desk fan for me. Sick of sweating my bollocks off at my wfh desk.

i think shagging would probably benefit my mental health a lot, but even if i could i would be too scared to do it

>>213769614
It's incredible, I'd suggest.

having a headache again

Ok Garmin
Video speichern
*beep boop beep*
Ja das war rot gute Frau

>>213769560
yankified freak

Just found out Richard Spencer is now 47. Thought he was like 38.

>>213769670
Get to the long-term coma unit at your local hospital lad, cant be scared if shes not awake

>>213769670
Not sure about that. I've been so fried from porn addiction I can't even cum inside a woman

>>213769676
fucking ridiculous desu mate

>>213769521
Night Bruce

>>213769647
Kek

>>213769712
Pure insanity to be frank

Now that Homeland has imploded, is Patriotic Alternative the only choice?

>>213769647
LOOOOL

>>213769755
What happened?

>>213769751
Do find it all rather silly

>>213769755
I'm throwing my lot in with the Gay Porn Party !!!

>>213769755
the only people who join these groups are complete wrong'uns

>>213769710
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>213769751
just absolutely unbelievable it is

I only swipe on Asian girls on dating apps, why don’t I get matches?
I got lots of English girl matches but I didn’t like them, they are ugly

>>213769772
quite absurd in my opinion

reddit

>>213769791
they're an inscrutable bunch

honestly isnt nice taking pics of random people, been on the receiving end of said mental torture once

negroni spagliato, with prosecco in it
stunning

>>213769803
Bit bloody bonkers innit

want a lil snacky wack but i really shouldn't

leftypols gf on a night out x

>>213769807
That’s a shame, all these Chinese students are super hot, my yellow fever has reawakened since moving here

>>213769816
it's sbagliato lmao

>>213769770
They keep putting battyboys in positions of power

>>213769788
Pretty much nonsense ain't it

>>213769860
Homeland or the gay porn party?

It's not what you know it's HOW you NOW! The present is the only thing that MATTERS!

>>213769851
one of my favourite imagination wanks is thinking about gfberg having a bull and him insisting upon paying for our living expenses so I end up looking at him like a daddy too

>>213769840
Just flabbergasted by the lot of it myself

>>213769847
you fat fuck (im the same weight)

>>213769893
Ever had suicidal thoughts?

>>213769755
Splinter groups always implode.

kicking off in Epping again Friday

>>213769851
why are these "polyamorous" women never ever attractive lol

>>213769882
Same thing aren't they?

>take a nice stroll in the woods on your horse
>random shitbull lunges at horse to bite it

is it possible for other animals to co-exist with this species?

>>213769893
yeah?

>>213769893
um

>>213769925
no never

>>213769770
Steve Laws led a rebellion against Kenny Smith

>>213769854
i wouldn't know, i don't drink

>>213769959
I don't think non-Americans should be called Kenny
Perhaps Australians at a push, but certainly no one here

>>213769949
Total Shitbull Death

>>213769955
Shame

>>213769949
horse riding should be illegal

>>213769851
the amount of drugs these people must be on to inhibit the urge to go postal

>>213769949
lucky it end up with a hoof imprint on its brain

>>213769997
nah
you should though

>>213769911
Yer it's mad

>>213769949
Horse should've stomped the little runt
Total Shitbull Death

Zoomer GF says listening to Deftones reminds her of Summer '23. Didn't know her then so idk the significance.

>>213769931
Bird and circuses begin again on friday and the proles will be glued to watching Ngubu score against post industrial shit hole united

>>213769949
are pitbulls the same as XL bullys? seen loads of them and they seem "okay" , are they more docile than the yank ones negroes use to look hard

The Scholar of National Socialism.

>>213770029
Was probably her own summer

Oh just fucking kill me

>>213770055
is that carl schmitt?

racist ass niggaz against youth in asia

>>213770068
>>213770032

>>213770068
>>213770078
*scurries out of the thread until the new *

>>213770070
Meaning?

Had someone wolf whistle at me and beep their horn when I was going to the gym the other week and I'm a bloke, maybe it was a bender, I can't believe a woman would do that.

>>213769949
i assume the horse is fine because it could choose to stomp it into dust at any moment

>>213770029
i don't wish to alarm you but she met a lot of men that summer

just had 3 fruits

imagine the smell

>>213770107
deftones have a song called my own summer

Never proof read my posts EVER. Let the cards fall where they will i say

*rides around being loud and blowing dust into the air on grass that clearly doesn't even need to be cut*

Morning /brit/!!!!

shoutout to all the pear eating people

Do you guys find British girls attractive? I think they all look like ogres

>>213770190
Yeah I'm not an incel

>>213770185
Mornin' Brett.

>>213770190
yeah but only the attractive ones

>>213769781
It's not neurotypical to be unable to cum inside a woman lol

>>213770190
someone turn michael fabricant into a urinal?

REDDIT
DOT
COM

>>213770232
scremp

>>213769949
>owner moving as slowly as possible to try and pull the dog away

>>213770169
>black people have to wear lifejackets in a swimming pool
top fucking kek

>>213770242
>hes a good boy dont worry hes fine off lead he's very well behaved

actually sad 80% of brit couldn't give me 50 push-ups consecutively if I held a gun to their skull

>>213770203
Compare them to average girls from the rest of Europe they look ugly af

>>213769847
Don't do it fella

>>213770273
done my rotator cuff, you see

>>213769547
hahaha that's not why you got banned, it was for making an early new

>>213770280
Youve never seen average girls from other countries

>>213770280
Not really

>>213770190
Most are grim, plain at best. It's mostly because they're all overweight and don't look after themselves. I can wander round my city centre for two hours and only see maybe one or two attractive girls under 30, strangely the older ones mog them.

>>213770256
ktim

Reading through my Great-Grandmothers diaries. Really fascinating stuff. She keeps blaming herself for her infant daughters death even years after she had died. Very sad stuff.

>>213769851
Men that attractive who date women that hideous should be put before a court and executed. Genuinely disgusting behaviour.

>>213770331
Can't imagine my great grandchildren reading my diary. It'll just be me moaning about wanking off all the time and then losing all motivation to do anything worthwhile

wank about to wank but saw that webm of the monkey wanking and i don't wanna be a monkey

obamna

>>213770331
>if only i hadn't smoked 50 cigarettes a day and a bottle of whisky every night

Me and the gf were given citations for fishing without a license yesterday

>>213770190
why are british girls usually ugly though? really we shouldnt be if we're celtic/germanic mutts and 'those countries usually have ok or good looking girls. is it cultural as in the style and kind of orange slag makeup they all do? but then again most are just unattractive even without makeup on and it doesn't explain the ugly middle aged women too.

>>213770349
screemong

>>213770190
I think we have this weird situation where we have the prettiest women on Earth, but they only make up like 1/100 of the population.

'kin 'ell

>>213770331
You never stop grieving, you just learn how to live without them, regret makes it even harder.

>>213770331
any secret lezzing out?

>>213770367
did the coin drop

>>213770273
Hurts my elbows

>>213770360
tommy is that you?

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-qsVS8zeU
Remember this lads.
Very important.

>>213770360
You yanks mock us for licenses yet you need one for fishing as well. They supposedly have fishing jannies that go around and check yours occasionally here, the actual license only costs 30 quid for a year.

>>213770055
I used to talk to the daughter of one of his closest friends - Kevin Alfred Strom. She also met Pierce. Her father is a pedophile of course, but she said Pierce was normal enough

>>213770378
You sound like a rite fagot m8

>>213770361
I think it’s a multitude of things. The typical makeup style of British girls doesn’t really help. I’ve noticed they all have these wide, broad shouldered builds even if they’re not overweight as well. Faces never look good. Which is weird since most of the guys look pretty normal

>>213770397
best timmy "culd do"

>>213770378
me when why favourite vtuber graduates

>>213770343
To be fair, very large portions of these diaries are pretty worthless. I'm just reading around all the important dates, like the birth of my mum (her grand-daughter) and things like that.

mental how good eggs are

yeah don't cut the bennies just raise taxes on the rich!

>>213770280
>average girls from the rest of Europe
By this you mean cherrypicked examples you have seen on 4chan etc

>>213770273
best i can do is 30

Pangpang got him in a state

>>213770414
Both of your parents will die one day

(*^_^*)

>>213770439
Better than you culd do

>>213770429
These statistics were flawed, there's no official and proper way to measure this and it's based on best guesses and subjective surveys.
That said, I completely agree we need to reduce our benefits and stop taxing the rich so much.

>>213770280
if an average girl from other places in europe is greta thunberg i think we're ok our uglys are just extremely ugly

>>213770449
Happens here too, if you hear about someone drowning in a lake they're nearly always non white
>Actually that's a racist stereotype! Just because most blacks can't swim doesn't mean most blacks can't swim!

>>213770439
state of your life

>>213770429
>16.5k millionaires
Isnt that rather a lot? Whats the tax hit on this? Or is it all just JFs cleaning up their registered domiciles an the like

Will have to go before the judge in September and pay a fine for fishing without a license
Such is life in the land of the "free"

>>213770190
Yes, but my standards preclude a number of them
>must be slightly racist
>good relationship with father
>mustnt have male friends that arent the partners of her friends
Thats most of them out sadly

>>213770441
Good, I don't like my parents lol

>>213770472
I don't know I asked chat gpt and they said the same thing

>>213770436
I went to Italy last month when I realized this it wasn’t even close

>>213770428
They really are. I eat at least 3 a day. My farts smell atrocious however

>>213770439
He looks like he has some sort of genetic disorder

>>213770479
i'd be pretty happy with a greta t b h

>>213770421
its weird because dont mean this in a gay way but look at robert pattinson, henry cavill, hugh grant, all good looking lads and then look at our women

>>213770358
>>213770378
she died of bacteria from unpasteurised milk apparently and she keeps lamenting the fact that she didn't boil the milk first. every birthday from then on out, even deep into the 1970s she keeps saying the same thing - about how if only she had boiled the milk first. grim stuff, really, grim grim stuff. a task which would have taken ~20 minutes was the difference between her daughter living and dying. doubt I'd be able to get over it either.

>>213770389
None so far. Will keep you informed.

having panic attacks about my school years again

>>213770511
Seen plenty of ugly italian girls. Language learning apps are a real eye opener. Some really ugly Brazilians like a lot

>>213770507
Yeah because ChatGPT just gets data from the internet. It doesn't have any critical thinking or rationale and only takes in surface level data.
It's how LLMs can be manipulated to praise Hitler and hate Jews lol.
Look deeper at the research for this and what criteria they used to judge the amount of millionaires that have left and they'll be found wanting.

need to get the cardio up. will start with a 20 min run every other day. according to frenchmong you feel fantastic when you get your cardio good

Fuck sake, arguing with 4 mongs in a thread on a different chan and the 60 second intervals between posts is holding me back!

Rorke's great-aunt dying from drinking unpasteurised milk

>>213770409
How did you meet her? What did she say Pierce was like?

>>213770224
>reee i had sex
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
>>213770273
90% of healthy men in the west could not do 50 push ups onsecutively lol that is near marine level of fitness

>DAVID Lammy broke the law when he went fishing with JD Vance last week - because he did not have a licence.

Joke country

sucking a muffin

there hasn't been a good vidya game since hogwarts legacy two years ago

>>213770449
>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>Jamarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
Is there an actual reason why they name their kids like this? Even the more normal named ones are called stuff like Clarence the III.

bit of banter innit

>>213770449
rip my homie JaTavious and his brother DeKendrix

>>213770397
pull a fittie

>>213770599
4chan chatroom on Tinychat, lovely girl but rather insane. She was named after Hitlers mother. It was a long time ago, so I dont recall many details, but she lived on a compound with her father and the others. She didnt like talking about it all that much, given the pedodad stuff

>>213770625
i expect to see him in the hague for this

>>213770631
They're dumb and have no taste
Blaqs only function in rural environments with a firm White hand

>>213770397
is she more attracitve than him?
yes
does she have an attractive body?
yes, as do 80% of young women
is she actually objectively attractive or pretty?
absolutely not she is like a 3

>>213770629
that came out over 3 years ago and there have been several good games since then

snapped this when queueing for festival right before the queue

Monster Aussie Lemonade

>>213770619
I can do 60 and I don’t even work out

>>213770625
They were only using whips too, he probably thought it'd look good for a photoshoot but knew nothing about fishing.

>>213770693
CREEP

>>213770619
>that's near marine level of fitness

>>213770656
Must have been a long time ago.
I fear with the wave of internet censorship the remaining NS sites from the 2000s are gonna be taken down. Alex Linder died recently so VNN will likely close.

If someone held a gun to my head and threatened to shoot me or do 60 push ups, even if I could, I wouldn't
If he asked me to do even one push up and I could do a million, I wouldn't.

Monster Aussie Slug

>>213770522
fuark, those yolks look perfect

>>213770719
that's hyperborean

>>213770522
your farts smelling have nothing to do with eggs ya weirdo

>>213770693
designed for dark lords

UK regulators have banned a company's ads for featuring skinny models. While some praise the company's effort as "anti-woke marketing", others claim that it should be banned because it leads to an increase in body dysmorphia and eating disorders.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/zara-ad-banned-thin-model-2025-1.7602130
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp941z3nnnxo

Any Pokemon go lads in?

>>213770719
Based

>>213770719
chad

>>213770740
well she is a bit too skinny but we do tend to overregulate most things so I see both sides of the argument

Average British girl build, grim

>>213770698
if you do not excerise regularly you cannot do 60 pressups in a row
what you mean by "pressup" is probably some derranged hump and not what a press up is.
>>213770716
yes. https://bootcampmilitaryfitnessinstitute.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rm-fitness-tests-rm-2011.pdf
60 pressups is literally the "high score" for press ups. even the marines do not expect you to be able to do more than 60 in one session (i.e. 2 minutes)

>>213770740
the model in question:

ffs this is a normal non-fat girl

>>213770740
We should be promoting thinness with the amount of fat cunts here

>>213770764
It was in Croatia retard

Burger King or McDonald's?

>>213770740
The UK really is just USA but 5 years behind

>>213770740
i used to have body dysmorphia. gone now though.

>>213770783
you are such a fucking bore mate bore off

>>213770764
bumception

>>213770764
I have a better arse than that
>>213770769
She is quite thin tbf but not anorexic

>>213770783
not had either for over a decade

he individual is to adopt the press up position with the knees resting on a mat.
The hands are positioned under the shoulders. Hands and feet are to be on the
same level, either both on the mat or both on the floor. On command “knees away”
the individual adopts the full press up position with legs straight and the feet not
more than 30 cm apart. On the command “standby, 3-2-1”, ‘beep’, the rank lowers
his body with the elbow joint bending thought at least 90º and the back and legs
remaining straight. On the second beep the rank extends the arms keeping the back
and legs straight. The audiotape or CD allows 60 reps and to be conducted at
approximately 2 second intervals. Press-ups are performed until either the
individual completes 60 repetitions or can no longer continue due to the onset of
fatigue. There are no rest periods permitted

directly from the royal marine fitness criteria
yet you have britcels claiming they can bash out 50/60 pressups without even working out
yet another freakish delusion

>>213770794
we chud out in 2031. but by then the us will be woke again

>be me
>find quiet lecture hall that won't be used all day to have a quiet place to work because the library is full of pajeets
>be here for a few hours
>door opens
>pajeet woman comes in
>smiles at me and sits down
>I'm wondering if there's actually a class and I need to leave
>nope, she sits down to eat her curry
>with her hands
>and loudly have a phone call
>I leave
>there's like 10 other big empty rooms and 20 small rooms in this big university building
>why the fuck did she have to sit in mine?
>what the fuck is wrong with these people?
>why have we become colonized by Spain and India?

*puts my claw on rorke's thigh*

>>213770719
Faustian

>>213770794
wish we didnt follow in the footsteps of that faggy country

>>213770802
I don't fucking believe it prove it, cunt. I fucking dare you to show me your arse. I bet you won't coward.

Just said "wagwan cronem" to a black man and he slapped me

lots of thunder and lightning out lads if you are out in it be sure to shelter under a tree or stand in a pond or lake or other body of water with your arms raised

Booze order wont be here for today
Sad
No booze in the sun for me. My sluggish incel life doesn't deserve anything good

>>213770824
why did he flip out

>>213770769
unironically discriminating against women who fit into these dresses

>>213770824
What's got Neeson so freaked out?

>>213770767
I’m in the USA military, I do 62 in a minute every time. I don’t work out, smoke and drink regularly

>>213770824
What's going on here?

just been bastarding vaxxed

>>213770882
least delusional brit poster

>>213770857
keking

>>213770824
This new batch of middle class Indians are completely spoiled and have never been told no in their lives
Socially they're completely unaware

>>213770855
I'm using this info to find you.

>>213770857
Imagine if there was a giant human sized starfish, and you accidentally swam too close to its tube feet and it trapped you and then pressed its arms over you and secreted all its digestive juices over you and ate you haha. Think that would be pretty funny haha

>>213770855
don't under any circumstances get in a car because metal attracts thunder

>>213770915
>what no women does to a guy

>>213770894
If you do them fast it’s hella easy

>>213770914
kek i heard the loudest clap of thunder a while back but it's not showing any thunder at my location on that map

>>213770855
Don't forget to shelter from the rain under a large piece of sheet metal.

>>213770935
see >>213770814
we are talking about proper form not some incel hip thrust

um

>>213770549
Not really. Better than before maybe sure

>>213770914
not even close

Mad how Liam Neeson said he wanted to murder some black cunt in 2019 and everyone forgot about it lol

everdark libra tomorrow

>>213770490
The source is an estimation by a luxury travel agent that sells UAE visas to millionaires.

>>213770824
Shared a office building with some esl language school. The toilets were on the middle floor and fucking rank. Like indians obviously just squat over the bog and let loose. Vile subhuman people

>>213770992
It was like in 1998 or sum shii

>>213770522
whats going on here the

>>213770992
to be fair, this was in northern ireland when there were only like 3 of them in the whole country and one of them had raped his friend

>>213771014
mental how every single race on the planet has agreed on hating indians

free john honey

a cuddle with Jack

>>213770955
That’s exactly how I do them, just admit you’re fat

>>213771015
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47117177
Nah he said it in 2019, though he might have done it back in 1998, not sure it says

>>213770522
>>163475398
yeah?

I use bradleys on other boards

fucking love pocs, me

>>213771052
worst gimmick in /brit/ history

Remembering when Belfast had a Black Lives Matter protest despite there being like 17 black people in all of Northern Ireland.
Also 'Black to Front' to do things like all black people episodes of Countdown despite the idea of Asians or any other minority, even larger minorities, getting that treatment is laughable.

>>213771052
a cuddle with Winston

>>213771024
Eye for an eye never works in the long run

Rorke

>>213771090
Come out ye black and trans

>>213771057
i'm not fat at all lmao
you are utterly delusional if you think you have marine level fitness

>>213771098
>if you kill your enemies, they win

Nobody ever cuddles Victor

He does have marine level fitness. Like a blue whale

>>213771098
yes it does, there's a man with one eye at the end of it
that man? he's the king

a cuddle with pete the jakey

>>213771094
yo, it's my nigga poo seal

>>213771127
Not much beef on him

>>213771024
>3 people in norn iron and one was a rapist
Really makes you tink

>>213771115
it takes a bigger man to walk away and turn the other cheek

brit where everyone earns 250k+ a year
is super handsome (yet can't get a gf)
or has sex with a different girl each week
oh and they have 140 iq know everything about vaccines, geopolitics, and economics
and are as in shape as the most inshape marines despite never excerising and regularly smoking and eating like shit

>>213771090
Never forget Gearoid Floyd

A cuddle with big Arthur

>>213771151
You've got it wrong mate, that's all ONE poster (me)

>>213771127
This >>213771145
He's the opposite of cuddly; you have tae have something to haud on to

rubbing my lips to get all the dry bits off
ripping out my facial hair strand by strand
picking at the dead skin on my feet until it bleeds

>>213770769
>>213770740
Britain is a bioleninist regime

a cuddle with Stephen Merchant

>Remembering when Belfast had a Black Lives Matter protest despite there being like 17 black people in all of Northern Ireland.
>despite there being like 17 black people in all of Northern Ireland

me rn:

modern britain has made me racist not my fault

>>213771248
Why would it be difficult to move to N. Ireland? No different to moving to Wales.

>>213771090
Youtube channel i watched awkwardly had black guests on to show support in a very cringe tokenistic way and then never talked about them again after 2 or 3 episodes

cumming
ARGGGGGGGGH

hot out

>>213771268
why have I not moved there yet?

>>213771278
Alri' Captain Wankbeard?

Why is it so hard to find good films to watch

>>213771268
>Move to n.i apply for irish citizenship because i live in n.i and it makes me eligible.
Problem ?

>>213771278
This'll be me later haha

>>213771302
fury road
now THAT was a movie

I wonder what it's like being English in Belfast, whether you get shit from Catholics and treated well by Protestants

>>213771321
MEDIOCRE

Just seen a cronem knocking Katy about, tried to intervene and Katy called me a nonce

I hate this country, everything is expensive, Indians everywhere, roads suck, food sucks, ugly women, jobs don’t pay shit, and the weather sucks. Are there any good parts?

>>213771151
>250k per year
Me
>has sex with a different girl each week
Me
>in shape
Me
>regularly smoking
Me
You just sound jealous af

>>213771324
no you're generally hated for being a clueless english freak

>>213771362
ye it's most of the posters here mate you dont stand out

>>213771351
you forgot ugly architecture

>>213771363
*asks random people in Belfast 'who do you support?'*

>>213771376
You’ll get there one day lad

>>213771351
nice visa agreements so we can bail to Australia

>>213771351
>suck
FOY

>>213771309
Yes. I have in fact posted to /int/ that it is possible to acquire citizenship via naturalization for my country without ever stepping foot in my country.
Of course the Americans said "we know, you can say you're great grand dad was irish" completely missing the point of naturalization.
>I was waiting for the new to post this but I will have to risk this being cast into the ether

Sometimes I don’t wipe enough after pooping so my butt hairs stick together and then it briefly hurts when I spread my legs, pulling the hairs apart

>>213771351
will be when you fuck off

>>213771474
>>213771474
>>213771474

where is it THEEEEEEEN

>>213771455
>pooping
FOY

>>213771351
I think brits constantly exaggerate the weather being bad, a bit of rain never hurt anyone
northern france, benelux and southern UK are in the climate sweet spot