Finnish culture is centered around swedes. They have holidays for swedes. They killed hundreds of thousands of finnish men to defend swedes. They listen to swedish music. They elect a swede as their president. They dress and act like swedes. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from swedes. They post sassy gifs about swedes. They watch ice hokkey in worship of swedes. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of swedes. They force their children to learn completely useless swedish language to please swedes. Their cities are completely overrun with swedes. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with swedes and their global police force of soldiers filled with swedes. Their men sit around watching swedish hockey while their women sit around watching swedish talk shows. They worship swedes like Gustav Vasa and Mannerheim while attacking those who actually built their country. Their movies are filled with swedes and their music charts are topped by swedes. They send swedes to the Olympics and celebrate when the swedes win because those swedes are true red blooded fennoswedes. They watch swedish geography channels to a point where "Eastern Sea" does not make them think of an asian sea but about a Baltic Sea that is located to the west of them. They will tell you how much they hate swedes and they are just pretending to love swedes but the evidence speaks for itself in that Finland has always been and will be a nation of swede loving mongolians
I mean it makes sense. Finland was Eastern Sweden. Finns just happened to squat there. Most early Finnish nationalists envisioned Finland as a Swedish speaking country
