Thread 213771474

vivien leigh

>>213771474 (OP)
No edition. Why are you like this

english food is no worse than scandinavian cuisine (probably better honestly) yet we always are mocked as one of the worst cuisines in the world

bro really be pooping

>>213771499
Jealousy breeds obsession

english food and scandinavian food are both good

cut my arse open on a pizza crust

>>213771500
I love pooping, I even like diarrhea, after I’m done it feels like I’ve been cleansed

>>213771499
lol british food is as good as any northern or central/eastern cusisine
it's just the med countries mog the rest hard on cuisine
why england/britain gets singled out for shit food contra ger-austria-hungry-holland-scandis etc i have no fucking idea just seething morons

was thinking of studying electrical engineering so I can move abroad, but I've been informed by /brit/ that all STEM subjects are useless now and it will all be AI in 10 years time
so what skill set should I learn that is in international demand? I've got the savings to study/train in something for a few years

>>213771499
don't care what jfs think to be honest lad

I knew how to stack my P's when shit was slow
Common sense, when my niggaspoppedbottles, senpai, Ididn't go

haha poo seal lmao

'Cuisine' obsession is mid wit tier
Just put the fries in the bag bro

>>213771575
Get a masters in removing skidmarks from public toilets my son, 100k a year AT LEAST

>>213771499
Nah British food is str8 dookie gang you know it

england mogs most other countries in the pastry and dessert world

>>213771603
>fries
FOY

complaining about people talking about art or aesthetics is the definition of midwit

>>213771634
Baited for this response

feel like we have good cuisine in theory but we just can't be arsed to cook it ourselves

>>213771664
if you mean the chef at my local pub is indian and does a good fish and chips then yes

>lol british food is as good as any northern or central/eastern cusisine
it's just the med countries mog the rest hard on cuisine
why england/britain gets singled out for shit food contra ger-austria-hungry-holland-scandis etc i have no fucking idea just seething morons

>>213771666
If a Tory Minister had done this the Labour Party would have demanded his resignation. Guess that's black privilege for you.

>>213771654
poundland cope

I get my chippy from an Indian

English poo

Not to get political but was just thinking it’s kind of mental how some people are so scared that fascism is gonna rise again but they don’t see that capitalism/neoliberalism is nearly as unethical.

you cunts put curry on fish and chips

>>213771664
nah, fast food and frozen dinners just spent decades and billions to advertise and convince lower class that cooking is for women
worked great for them at least aha

>dead economy
>shit wages
>country full of the bad sort of immigrants
>everyone poorer and pissed off
>educated people fleeing to australia
>need to tax even more because we are politically unable to cancel the bennies
hate it I hate it I hate it

>>213771689
that’s cornish food which are mediterranean

>>213771633
french do it better

I love this country, everything is inexpensive, English roses everywhere, great infrastructure, great food, lovely women, jobs pay well, and the weather is nice.

>>213771715
fascinating

>>213771720
You cunts call a kebab a 'Halal Snack Pack', you call Burger King 'Hungry Jacks' and you call Just Eat 'Menulog'.

Sit this one out you disabled antipodean runtman.

>Missed call from landlordberg
>Text from landlordberg
>"Please call when you have a chance"
Oh my god. It's happening.

>>213771748
hospitalised that cunt

>>213771720
you freaks eat BEEF sausages

Makes me laugh when people here say food is expensive. We literally have the cheapest food of any First World country. If you want to know what pain is go to France.

>>213771742
this

>>213771748
well thats me finished

>>213771762
whats wrong with that rorke i do that rorke

>>213771742
I like seeing a happy British post for once.

>>213771735
National Socialism is needed.

>>213771770
our supermarkets are very cheap
problem is for some reason it makes eating out expensive
kinda retarded how that ends up working out
in somehwere like italy a supermarket pizza costs as much as one from your local pizzeria
our alcohol prices in supermarkets are kinda high tho

>>213771739
no we have better stuff

>>213771770
>If you want to know what pain is go to France.
bread?

no way stephen king isn't a nonce

>>213771715
I thought you said earlier you were done with /brit/ and leaving forever?

10 quid for popcorn chicken
country's gone to the dogs

>>213771817
the "guy" is a low iq loser

>>213771762
shit cunt
>>213771783
good lad

a double quarter pounder would go crazy right now

>>213771818
Yeah but ent it a massive one?

>>213771835
thanks rorke

Kino thunder in east London

>>213771742
I like the Indians and Pakistanis too

>>213771818
bought two 99s the other day and they were 8 quid, fucking joke

>>213771810
clever

>>213771830
>>213771817
Both factually correct posts. I thought it made it clear I was joking but saying ‘um… hi’ in the preceding thread but I guess you missed it x

katy texted, shes at cronems til monday

>>213771883
Can thank woke for that

kiwi obama be like
uh...wet me be queer

Richard Spencer said that if we become villains for a while, we will eventually be heroes.

Thing is things are only going to get more expensive. Things that cost £8 now will cost £11 in 3-5 years time, probably sooner

*claps hands together*
Right then, you all had a great day at work right?

pool's closed

corr lovely bit of rain in Westminster it lush

>>213771818
kfc have 60 for 6 quid deal on this month

>>213771896
10cm

had a mr whippy with blue sherbert on it the other day

>>213771918
ah right

>>213771918
richard spencer also is gay, so

>>213771937
Piss off Keir

Merz is so ugly
Germany should be ruled by blonde exterminators like Heydrich

Bring it down! Down! Bring it down!

>>213771922
we carnt keep going on like this

>>213771963
'no'
*imports 500,000 pakis*
all legal

>>213771876
aaliyah yasin is fit

x file s3e12 cockroach episode very good …. the writer also did the guy who predicted people deaths episode which was a banger, and the s2 circus freak show episode which was not great

>>213771986
watched it over 10 years ago so cant remember what you're talking about x

>>213771474 (OP)
Vivien Leigh was a schizophrenic and nymphomaniac.

>>213771896
Katy texted you that. So you're not there, where the cronem are, and she's texting you to tell you about it?
You're even a fucking loser freak in your own gay kiss arse fantasies next time have the cronem miss your funeral because its at 3pm

>>213772001
alzheimers award

>>213771885
alri fair play, welcome back Hone

>>213771986
watched this in the 90s on a tiny screen tv that weighed more than your mum

>>213772023
:(

>>213771992
fella

>>213772012
oh. my. days

heatherpaedo MEGA meltie brewing

>>213771937
wish i lived in Westminster
it well hot up norf

>>213772012
Well thats the joke you see, hes being cucked by niggers

>>213771973
We can

>>213772012
>next time have the cronem miss your funeral because its at 3pm

crazy how much being a software developer pays
i earn more than a doctor for making websites and i barely do 4 hours of work a day lmao

>>213771967
Don't like these gifs

>>213772012
My days he's been done

Can’t find a fucking job, the trades love saying they need lazy young people to come work for them but when you apply it’s crickets
Now the government is fudging the job numbers and talking about not releasing them at all. So apparently I’m never gonna find one anywhere ever

>>213772083
why? what's wrong with the uk not being white any more? got a problem?

>>213771918
That clip where he tells the black fella he isn't English cracks me up every time.

feel like a nationalistic freak out is inevitable at a certain point, if the yanks did it over christian latinos we will definitely do it over rapist pakis

my willy don't work

wonder what happens down in cornwall
what’s life like down there

>>213772101
ah right

>>213772012
stick a fork in him because he's DONE

you lads remember the hurricanes? surprisingly racist cartoon when you go back and have a look. different times.

got me bum out for zog

>>213772103
Prefer not to say

>>213772121
pop the nofap on for a bit x

CyclingMickey should be made Secretary of State for Transport

>>213772101
but i thought americans were rich and even plumbers and electricians are on six figures what's going on cody are you really that autistic that you can't find a job?

>>213772101
tradies are bad for that but farmers are the worst
bunch of tax dodging, immigrant hiring, price gouging scum

Don’t get how people can’t find jobs. Never had a problem with it me, if it’s something I have no experience in I will find some places to volunteer at and learn skills/gain contacts, do a cheap course if I have to, write an appealing CV and boom you are miles above most people applying

what kind of devil world do you live in where it's normal and acceptable to believe that a woman should have a career and work full time and make a lot of money before she can give birth to a child

>>213772177
This picture sums up American employment.

The top third get paid more than a Brit can fathom.

The second third are wage slaves.

The bottom third are homeless.

We only ever hear about the 300k salaried professionals.

>>213772191
i fancy a girl called sophie who works at the asda

Put that gif's figures into chatgpt.
Told me to expect 59% by 2051.
Dear oh deary me. What would King Alfred The Great think?

>>213772185
Oh right and what do you do for a living?

>>213772119
problem is the latinos were all legal and had been there for generations and so have our muslims and melaninally abundant people
can’t really get rid of them at this stage
people never mention what’ll happen to mixed people either

everyone in the world speaking english is a fucking curse, especially in the internet age
really the ideal situation is somewhere like germany where it's pretty easy to learn english and you get a cool accent but you still have your own language

>>213772229
toss them off the cliffs at dover for all i care

>>213772252
das is uber, nein?

>>213772225
Had to stop due to the mental health making me have insomnia, impossible for me to work the last few years as I am not very well but fighting my best to get better x. Used to be a bit of a hustler when I was young, maybe I burnt out idk

Off to the Sharia Office lads, yous want owt?

how does mandy muse not have a blown out arsehole?

>>213772319
Aha okay mate ;)

Spotted either a hate crime or a non-crime hate incident a few posts up. Not sure which

>>213772339
This post has an evil aura. Not a fan of whoever is behind this

addicted to energy drinks and weed, NEED someone to sort me out

>>213772327
group of openly hostile and violent paki lads please mate ta

>>213772327
shambles

*pulls eyes taut*
Ah so now I Chinaman

>>213772327
But leftypol told me Sharia courts don't exist? Oh wait it's just an office that's ok then

she wants a man from splott

There are two kinds of British, the middle and upper classes who gave you and all the rest of us everything we've got; they're generally of Norman stock. Then there are the working classes and the lower orders who are generally clueless scum. These guys are likely mostly descended from the original Britons. It might surprise you to know that these groups have very little in common with each other and do not generally mix.

You lot better not be disrespecting jews.

the things i would do

>>213772422
Yeah okay mate you're German so I really don't care

another muslim has moved onto my nans street in truro
what’s going on thought cornwall was the last bastion of englishness or whatever the fuck they want to identify as. special snowflakes

>>213772423
Leftypols own cancel culture coming home to roost I see

>>213772450
Not a fan of this one but

https://archive.is/20250701055811/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/03/white-british-minority-in-40-years-report-claims/
Problem?

imagine your existence being that sad
that fucking with people on 4chan is your hobby and social outlet

>>213772216
apparently they pay well because the conditions are terrible
8+ hour shifts with no breaks, no sitting, no phones or you're fired on the spot
managerial positions are extreme long working hours and the "salary" is total compensation including healthcare so take home pay is nowhere near the advertised number

>>213772450
who’s tjat

>>213772465
Unironically probably one of these afghans getting housed
There's no work in Cornwall at the best of times and definitely not for some random paki

>>213772465
my aunt and uncle have a blackie family living next door to them in wales
would be unheard of 10-15 years ago

katy just called me, kept giggling and telling me to stop but I wasnt doing anything?

fizzy peach pineapple mango orangeade

Venus and Mars - Paul McCartney
Brothers in Arms - Dire Straights
Double Fantasy - John Lennon
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon & Garfunkel

Which should I listen to next lads?

>>213772532
you can't keep getting away with this!!!

>>213772518
colonialism

>>213772542
dvorak 9

>>213772518
be terrible if dog shit kept being thrown in open windows and pushed through the letter box at night

>>213772585
unfathomably based

>>213772383
goated combo, used to love a morning monster and zoot. Started to feel like shit over time, can't be trusted around the weed, I only smoke socially now

>>213772568
I feel sad for you

>>213772518
ktim, they're drug dealers too

>>213772585
I don't have that record

why don't i live in northern ireland

>>213772638
sorry here's the gif
not much changed
norther ireland is winning

>no police officer to arrest me for hitting on her
Truly a tragedy

>>213772682
never reply to me again you sick paedophile freak

>>213772672
left would get it

need the ocean floor fucking mapped and surveyed

if i were of a different ethnic group and moved to another country where people kept voting to stop immigration i would assume they didn’t want me there, keep my head down, be humble and live in an area where there’s lots of migration so people are more used to it not move to a more rural area where there’s no other migrants like i own the place. what are they thinking

>>213772698
you really need to lighten up

imp hop abe
or
hippo beam
or
hi maypop
or
a hippy om

got elis regina on

>>213772728
migrants are all scammers. living among each other scamming each other keeps them poor. moving into white areas and scamming them makes them wealthy.

you know how obvious you are don't you?

>>213772672
Even in disguise they still do that awkward hands on the vest thing.

>>213772728
>what are they thinking
i don't think they do
if they do, they certainly don't empathize with the native population

>>213772725
Svoboda Rossii

Its

Me

Gary eats!!!

>>213772725
why? fuck all down there

>>213772804
poofter

so i noticed employed woman doesnt post as often as they use to. anything noteworthy or exciting happen with him (her) during my short time away?

Is it bottle or can weather? Not sure.

>>213772878
cock
tail

>>213772878
Bottles if you're rich, cans if you're poor

Urgh I got strong armed by my parents into coming to Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia to Muslims is like Japan to weebs.

I clench my jaw so often that now it pops when i chew

>>213772672
Do you think one of the vile tranny officers volunteered and they had to gently say that they're picking different officers

>>213772929
if she was wearing substantially less clothing looks like average girl at a queer rave in london x

got my feet up on my desk

>>213772951
wowzer

don't like bottles
not because theyre expensive
but because theyre noisy to throw away or if you buy too many at once and they take up too much space
you can flatten your cans and dispose of them with less shame

That's it
It's so hot I absolutely MUST go to the offy and get some cans in
They're the only place that puts them in the fridge, you see

dobby peep show sex

Watching TV, dogberg just started groaning when the news came on

don't mind it when it's hot and cloudy. it's the sun that i hate.

>>213773003
he's tired of that shit

>>213773013
ever heard of curtains

orson welles onahole

can smell myself through my shorts

>>213772983
yes!!!

>>213772672
Literally all women police officers are good for, you really expect them to go out and confront real criminals?
We've all seen how useless they are when they have to do that

ive always wondered how people end up as she/they/xe queer folx who are proud about being polyamorous or neurodivergent
they must feel ridiculous calling themselves that or have had a family member bully it out of them

fucking boiling. the old swimming baths wille packed rn. Glad im not there. Like it quiet me x

just bronco bustered your nan

Mtumbe buying his Cronem Meal Deal at Tesco, paying Katy at the till wiv day BatonPay - made possible by QuickTap technology

would love to R a woman police

>>213773063
that woman crying at manchester airport because she got socked in the face by a mudslime what did she expect she’s a police officer

>>213773034
yeah I'll just bring them to work with me shall i

>>213773094
kill yourself

oughhh my balls are so heavy and full theyre making sloshing noises like big buckets of milk

>>213773094
You are disabled as fuck

maybe he is in the Epstein files but at least he's sending the military to arrest homeless people

>>213773184
you don't have blinds at work? where the fuck do you work mate?

Watching an overly complex gameshow devised by top Cambridge minds to beffudle and confuse the general public

>>213772853
think SHE is working full time at lidl now, and doing HER studying, so SHE is busy

>>213773241
me when deal or no deals on

>>213773241
Numberwang?

>>213773232
specsavers

de trout spinnaaas

>>213772929
>this is attractive in England

>>213773241
Victoria Coren Mitchell sex arse?

>>213773279
It's AI.

>>213773279
You're bent if you dont like armpit hair

>>213773279
id shag her

>>213773300
huuuurrrrr durrrrrr

Maximus Thrax, the famed giant Emperor of Rome, was said to be of mixed Alan and Gothic ancestry.

shaggin the living daylights out of my arse

>toilers clocking off
yeah I'll be going then see you NEETs at 12pm

he may rape children but at least he makes libtards seeth

>>213773330
Alan alan!

cronem sucking on timmy baton....

>>213772012
howling

>>213773273
heap big toes

being a NEET should be a protected class
where’s my positive representation on telly

Toiler /brit/ is best /brit/, NEET /brit/ just gets too moany and negative

>>213773273
Do all bergs look like this under their fur

>>213773375
screaming

>>213773391
depends how lean and muscular they are

>>213773375
um

Would love a kopparberg if not for the ridiculous price of the bottles for the alcohol content

How come animal fur stays at a certain length, but human hair just keeps growing indefinitely until you cut it

>>213773391
no it's a disorder

Honestly if someone can't hold their own on Only Connect I simply could not associate with them.

>>213773391
Depends how much they bench

bashing my fash to gay porn

>>213773383
true
no NEET is ever doing well in life and it makes for dogshite posting

>>213773431
My puboids stopped growing years ago

>>213773431
that's not necessarily correct

rorkes da

Flemnem laying pipe down the hall from small and thinem

*rapes my own arse*

>>213773480
this old guy died recently btw

timmy and cronem feeling each other up

>>213773464
the brit ecosystem needs both toilers and NEETs, both shaggers and incels, to flourish

rorke is being brought out as a bombshell on next years love island

Put a plaster around my infected finger but it's too big

>>213773480
What makes him continue

>>213773480
the fucked up part is the little fella never got to breed, just existed in his little cuck cage for his entire life. he's clinging on in the vain hope he can still pass on his DNA

>>213773528
Why not cut it

cronem and timmy together at the gherkin
oil involved

>>213773539
That would hurt his finger.

>>213773480
these lil niggas have the same pattern baldness as humans? mental

>>213773537
ktim

>>213773537
That's a story many of us can relate to

>>213773511
suppose the mental illness spices things up sometimes yeh. we wouldnt have mousey otherwise… perhaps i was mistaken……

>>213773431
Same reason more-or-less why we're bald over most of our bodies and blokes get male pattern baldness

Man hosting Tipping Point has had plastic surgery done. Looks uncanny

>>213773537
he's just like me

>>213773563
Kek tin

>>213773576
what's the reason

Not really a bannable offense though is it?

Do you lads have to verify your identity to post here now?

>>213773611
nah

>>213773563
Had no idea wombats were that big, thought they were hedgehog sized
That thing could bite your hand off

>>213773611
yeah
you have to apply to the local shariah council for an internet license

>>213773611
nah don't think 4chan is even on the radar at the moment, the government is actually tech illiterate

>>213773606
shut up dummy

oh deary me is that evidence of ban evasion i see?

in my evil incel space station shaped like my face fiddling with knobs and dials

>>213773611
fraid so

Rorke passed away

>>213773697
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

Rorke leaning the machine forward on Tipping Point so all the chips fall into the hole and then he eats the whole lot

only had 1 hour of free time today and i just wasted it all by trying to and then successfully having a wank

>>213773707
he's aware of it mate
he's wanking to it

evilly trying and failing to have sex my entire life

>>213773707
cmon squeeze out your shittest posts so we can get the new made

minority detection systems are online commander

rorke turning a blind pie to piss

>>213773732
Incelluous and unsafe content

>>213773749
should've saved this one for the new
but i know you do it for the love of the game

sic semper rorkeris

implant a chip in everyone's eyeball and force us to scan it to gain access to literally everything

>>213773627
He would never

Tell you what though, wombats run like the billy-o so he could certainly break your leg if he ran into it. They also kill dogs by ramming them against the sides of their burrows with their bums.

NEW
>>213773642
>>213773642
>>213773642

Snapped crackled and popped

found a jeff thread on the chive
>>213773060

>>213773766
its whateva

why are the roads so shit

i mean the catalog

>>213773697
Looks fake

I can't do this anymore, this isn't me
*removes my fat suit revealing six pack abs*

>>213773818
Kektim

*slides away*

>>213773818
Why is Putin talking to that Finnish man

Rorke. The new. NOW

>>213773818
that cant be real

>>213773818
Wrecked Russia

>>213773818
he's so evil

>>213773875
It is, it's on youtube too

>>213773273
Looks a bit like rorke lol

>>213771474 (OP)
Bros have you read this one yet?

Make the new

Now

>>213773916
wouldnt catch me dying from a 15 stone person

>>213773875
>>213773879
>>213773877
>>213773885
>he's so evil
you guys don't understand. the man spoke with a funny siberian yokel accent.

>>213773916
Porkytugal

get the fucking new made and posted right fucking now
useless piece of shit

>>213773944
She was 2.5x his weight. No chance whatsoever for the skinny man.

>>213773964
i will never make tyhe emw

>>213773916
hashtag death goals

>>213773916
>15st wife
Old mate should of stopped after his 2rd divorce

>>213773977
wouldnt catch me dying from a 2.5x bodyweight person laying on me

Hoping pigeonbergs wont eat more figs, they already ruined a dozen or more

>>213774002
That's her weight. They have been together for years.

You cunts kept moaning about the new and now you wont make it

FINE
>>213774026
>>213774026

Seriously though where is the new

>>213774027
Oh! Oh I see! Oh, thankyou!

>>213773991
wonderful post

>>213774002
>should of
And then when I make an ESL error everyone laughs and points at me like if im some sort of zoo monkey

paid £8.99 for drugules postage
cost dealerberg £13.45
he had to eat the difference lmao

>>213774005
He was 50kg, she was 150kg. You would die too.

>>213763077
>>213763077
>>213763077

>>213774002
*Should have
Hypothetical
Subjunctive mood

im starting to go mental where is it WHERE IS IT

>>213774096
>>213774051
>>213773784
IM GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU

useless cunts

>>213774002
id like it to be known that i came up with this joke independently after reading the title. you beat me to the punch though so fair enough

the final /brit/

>>213773449
Thoughts on Victoria Coren Mitchell?

dont make it
just stay here

get it fucking made you utter fucking bellend
christ almighty, what a useless cunt you really are, dickhead

>>213774135
>>213774135
>>213774135
actual new

>>213774086
15 stone is not 150kg, it's 95kg

>>213774151
She was well above 100kg. The first report said 150kg. It was just translated wrong then. Took 5 men to lift her up.