Thread 213780183

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>>213780183 (OP)
what exactly did he do wrong?

catberg has been super depressed since dogberg passed away, it's been almost a month i even tried putting her favourite type of cardboard box down and she just ignored it to go back to sleep

how do i make her happy again lads

canscunt btfo

done that spamming irish freak

>>213780226
He's a rizzless aspie trying to rizz up gyaldem. He should know his place

>watching anime
>MCs clearly want to bang each other
>takes like 50 episodes for them just to kiss
was it always this bad or am i getting old

>>213780238
new dogberg

>>213780226
Spoke to women without their consent

Should I wash suncream off
Only answer I can find on interwebs is from OCD 'skincare addiction' fora that of course say "yes 100% and rub cream in to completely remove it"

Well I'm stil posting about the fucking cans, wankers.

>>213780215
>>213780206

When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...

>>213780238
new dogstien

>>213780183 (OP)
OMG ARREST THAT MAN

>>213780259
Still watching schoolchildren from Japan eh Rorke?

>>213780287
seething

>>213780218
I havent bothered. I have enough good stuff saved and a lot of places dont even ask

>>213780238
finger her

>>213780318
Get a can into ye, lad

Politely scranning my lunch.

>>213780246
who?

>>213780238
she probably doesn't realize he's dead and is worrying about him, that's why you're supposed to let other animals smell them before you bury them so they can process the fact they've died

the ugly pale jewish gf

When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...
When the rorkes troon out...

>>213780259
don't know
haven't watched a new anime since kill la kill

>>213780218
never went to 'popular' porn sites, only seen one of my regulars need an age check so far

>>213780316
um actually they're bureaucrats in some fictional chinese state or something

>>213780356
They are a water averse people

>>213780356
Oh... no thanks

>>213780371
um

>>213780356
that's the dream.

>>213780259
The chase is always more fun than what comes after. The buildup is more interesting than the catch itself.
The lonely virginous lad who watch this stuff don't like to see people happy and in love together, I should know, you see

>>213780358
I actually recovered on the Friday, lad. I made a post about risking it for the cans and started to get cured.
Was like a Cansday miracle.

>>213780394
Ginormous head

Personally I'd like a half jewish half anglo wife. Ideally a redhead. Not sure if this exists.

law is the true meme degree.
everyone does it because it has prestige, but we produce 5x the amount of law graduates we need. immigrants love pushing their kids into law too just because they think it's a sure ticket.
there's so many law graduates, employers can treat you how they want. long hours and low pay. paralegals make like £20k a year.
it will also be one of the first industries gutted by AI, because most od it is just regurgitating previous cases/statues

>>213780394
chinese sex

CORRRRR

>>213780394
Get her putrid pang pang clapper shagged

Never been on a porn site. I just Google [username] onlyfans leak

Where my Seto heads at?

we're all on the dark web now

>>213780432
for me? criminology

That time spaki had a total meltdown over people eating fish in Scotland

Still waiting on thos HK gfs boris promised us

>>213780218
if verification is really only ever restricted to actual porn sites it might be a good thing. but of course that won't be the case so

>>213780413
that's from a TV show

BF6 beta comes back tomorrow lads buzzing

Hi

>>213780291
that's koffing ):<

I remember when the rorkes trooned out...

>>213780411
happy for you. woke up feeling terrible from the flu? even though im vaxxed. feeling better now. just got back from walk. the fresh air really does wonders. also, i quit smoking so that helps

>>213780490
Bizarre post

>>213780439
Flabby body stapled together by youth

>>213780458
you know it's really disappointing how all the darknet chans are total dogshit.

all super slow, no interesting topics to discuss. it's not surprising, there is no reason why any serious person would use a darknet chan.

>>213780218
>meanwhile all of the non mainstream non verifying porn sites are soaring with traffic

dunno what to get mummy for her birthday

>>213780505
Firstly, I would enjoy breaking her ribs and shagging her. Just normal things.

And you should recover with some healthy cans, lad

>>213780453
her tits are unironically too big for me and she got too popular too fast so she's just going to do boring vanilla shit

>>213780543
Hope you get mangled to death by a piece of farming machinery

screamng

>>213780490
Well that's lovely

>>213780539
Buy her stroma liqueur

>>213780505
The flu vaccine puts you at higher risk for the flu. Stop being a pharma cow.

the a&e experience

>>213780558
Crazy how he ruined Jordan B Peterson's career

>>213780556
>Hope you get mangled to death by a piece of farming machinery
I can't tell if this is racist against blacks or not

>>213780578
christ

gio my beloved

>>213780411
God bless you canslad.
My manager who is retiring in a month warned me and another guy that another manager had to send a guy to get breathalysed at work as he smelled of booze and he got the sack.
I need to cut back the Sunday sesh now as anyone could come at me and try and get me fucked.
Hate this shit

>>213780547
ill consider it. if i had to buy cans id get stella or picrel. feel free to recommend me something better available in the us

>>213780183 (OP)
I picked Japan and Taiwan over the UK

>>213780433
>>213780440

>>213780615
bet she has a lovely tuppence

>>213780578
HARAM

>>213780578
you're still sat there waiting then? how long has it been

>>213780578
support our NHS rorke

womens bums dont smell like mens bums
thats why im not gay

>>213780615
Busted bitch

>>213780596
Crying uncontrollably every 10 minutes and signing up with the Daily Wire killed his career.

*enters the thread*

>>213780629
Trick is to be so important to your job that you can't get fired

>>213780634
stella is good
I have no idea what the fuck is in Basedland but don't get guinness out of cans or bokkles

>>213780689
omg rorke hiiiii

New study just dropped

sweltering today

>>213780715
might get on the lat pulldowns

>>213780715
i don't get it

Going to have a bath

>>213780715
idk. women don't like cock then?

>>213780725
No chance this fat child rapist rides a bike

Enjoyed delicious fish &chips and room temperature local aleat pub in Ditchling!!

>>213780755
Make sure to slit your wrists first

will be roasting a chicken with carrots and onions and garlic. perhaps I'll add some paprika and spice it up

rorke trying to fit in at the seaside

big ol' hairy cock and balls floating in the bathwater

>>213780761
he got a 2 grand electric bike courtesy of your taxes

>>213780788
what a horrible thing to say

>>213780752
Heat maps showing the distribution of the Mutual Pleasure Index for both touch and look modalities, for men and women separately. Colors represent the residuals from the correlations used to calculate the final mutual pleasure score for each individual. Positive residual scores (the red end of the spectrum) indicate that respondents had a higher preference for touching/looking at that area on the opposite-gender’s body than that gender had for receiving a touch/look on that same part of their own body. Negative residual scores (the blue end of the spectrum) indicate respondents had a lower preference for touching/looking at that area on the opposite-gender’s body than that gender had for receiving a touch/look on that same part of their own body. Residual scores close to zero (white colors) indicate close agreement between respondents’ preferences for an opposite-gender partner’s body and that gender’s preferences for their own body (thus, a high mutual pleasure score) (Color figure online)

>>213780637
Cor who is this jewel of the orient?

Oof

>>213780850
so this is rorke

>>213780697
Well I'm about to hopefully get promoted into the manager position but I don't think I'll be quite that important yet.
How much can you drink and not be over the drink drive limit by 0930?
Like how many units so that it is metabolised by morning, 2 pint alright?
Or is it like 1 unit an hour so you could have 8 units, then sleep 8 hours and be fine?

Why die for mass migration?

>>213780761
It's like how he wears his Viz to appear like a worker.
Stolen valour that is. Needs caught by the dog catcher and put to sleep after not getting adopted.

>>213780889
rorkejeet posting his mixed race couple collages

>>213780850
what dat dawg doing

>>213780758
never have done

might just start walking and not stop
see where i end up init, lets see if god really does have a plan for me

>>213780918
hope we go to war, I want to see what the state does when they realize no one is going to sign up anymore

sleepy

>>213780863
True. I take it back

spaino, what I meant to say was: firstly, make sure to have a liter of voddy in a bottle and at least 50 sleeping pills, start drinking the voddy and taking the pills THEN in the bath, slit your wrists

>>213780899
If it's just shoptoil you probably won't get as much leverage unfortunately

hour per drink, yes but it depends on the person. Alcholics and heavier people might be faster in it but I've heard from taxi men say they won't drive their taxi for at least 24 hours after even one pint

I've never had to work hard for anything my whole life

People said gay clubs are good to kiss bi woman at
Is this true chat

>>213780939
why are women like this tho

>>213780884
dey arr da same

Goran

>>213780946
um :(

>>213780952
Spaino mindbroke you badly

>go on Facebook for the first time in ages
>check profiles of some people who died
> One still gets friends saying happy birthday after 3 years of being dead

Thankfully, I turned off the birthday notification

My gfs dad is half white half native american and her mom is half black half native american

>>213780946
poo s

you can drink half a bottle of wine every night
doesnt do you any harm
its good for you
the government recomends it

>>213780259
wouldn’t be a problem if you watched anime where the plot was about the main characters being virgins

have a right dislike of the peking order

>>213780183 (OP)
Who's this chad

>>213781004
really? that's kinda cool
does she look asian?

>>213781039
shes black as the night

>>213781035
just dont get the fried rice then

the conversations that go on here genuinely read like indian spambots responding to each other in a way they think brits speak. Read out these posts to your friends and family, see what they think about full grown men blogging about their poo and calling everybody a rorke.

>>213781033
pretty sure she and jinshi are virgins

>>213780952
Nah I'll hopefully be promoted to lab leader, can't say too much obviously.
24 hours after 1 pint?!
IT'S OVER

>>213781023
>the government recomends it
how so rorke

>>213780989
Also, some are family from their ethnic country

>>213781039
Yeah she kind of looks Chinese
She has very large boobas

>>213780918
Why not?

>>213781067
poo scromblebombling

>>213781067
Sir, I am cans man and you should drink the can with me

>>213781080
24 hours since their job depends on them being sober
If you get caught over the limit and a taxi driver in Ireland you'll get the licence (oi taxi licence) taken

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies.

>>213780864
thanks that's interesting and kind of makes sense

so men want more touching on their bits, face. and feet (that one is kinda gross desu). women want more touching on their shoulders and backs

poo chirping

>>213781127
nonce and tranny website

>>213781067
me and dadberg always laugh about poo

>>213781067
agreed. theyre idiots. been saying this for years

poo yodelling

the end is nigh

>>213781122
that dumb bitch dropped her phone

gfs family are all middle class gimps and i'm pretty sure they hate the fact she's with a working class scaffolder

>>213781106
how did you meet her

are her native american sides from the same tribe?

>>213781127
i refuse to believe people really wank to drawings

>>213781162
did they make it so erotic on purpose?

>>213781127
So you!

>>213780758
no it just means that men get far more enjoyment out of receiving touch than women do touching it. doesn't mean women don't like it just means men's pleasure is far stronger

Lads, bit bored with the cans
Film or video games or do I pop on netflix and binge some shite

the destruction of this universe is close at hand

>>213781177
bit of a social climber, are we?

>>213781173
*his

>>213781185
Ktim

>>213781178
On a dating app
Shes an Alaskan native from Alaska

>>213781084
its on gov.uk

>>213781214
ah well it had a good run

>>213781123
Yeah, in my contract I have to show up fit for work so can't be over the drink drive limit even though I don't drive.
Bloody joke

imagine cumming into a black hole

>>213781177
bet they all vote labour and think diversity is our strength

>>213781185
Please be real

>>213780578
anon be careful there's ninjas near you

>>213781250
Would recommend you either stick to the rules or get a new job

if you cant have a laugh about poo then youre not british
indians dont find anyhting funny about poo because its an every day thing for them -

>>213780648
Normal 2day waiting time

>>213781177
fuck em.

Wearing sunglasses at night. Rockstar Vibes.

From 2015 to 2018 I was almost constantly high on benzos or drunk or both

Was a hoot time desu

all of my family talk portugese except me

>>213781185
why did he do it

poo barm crying laughing emoji

>>213781281
grow up mate

DING-DONG MERRILY ON HIGH
IN HEAV'N THE BELLS ARE RINGING!
DING-DONG VERILY THE SKY
IS RIV'N WITH ANGEL SINGING!

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA, HOSANNA IN EXCELSIS!
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA, HOSANNA IN EXCELSIS!

its funny when the poo poo goes into the toilet and does a splash xD

>>213780715
Women are so gay

>>213781307
shut up poos funny

>>213781302
Com licenşca

this country would be improved if eton was demolished

>>213781177
Tarqesses love BTC (big tradie cock)

poo frimpong

Employed Woman

modern travel vlogger youtubers are 100x better than anything Anthony Bourdain ever produced

>>213781213
I put on mindless shit to binge on netflix then shit post here while half watching.
Been doing this the past 3 nights as I can't drink before toil tomorrow you see

>>213781303
fucking UM at the second one

>>213781339
cope

>1/5 women over 21 are virgins
There's still hope

>>213780788
KEK

>>213781194
yes, obviously.

>>213781177
ktim but different kind of tradesman

and you know they're indian spambots because they keep posting that apu frog cartoon, which came from indian imageboards and is short for apustaja, indian for depression

>>213780578
how can people not see a problem with this
they need to go back all of them even if they were born here

the read

>>213781363
That isn't what that chart is saying

>>213781345
lmao

why do southern girls like northern men but northern girls don't really care

>>213781412
Braindead post

dead serious here are there any real people that post on here anymore? Few years ago there used to be absolute banger threads, ACTUALLY FUNNY posts, this is just depressing autism. Nothing really that funny about pretending to be a baby and posting about poo

>>213781303
screaming

>>213781345
rum looking bloke
whats wrong with his cheeks

yeah that's all nice and well but s curved batons are about to administer some heinous violations x

>>213781393
How dare the non-whites go to a&e

>>213781345
senpai in his 50s and still delivers pizzas

>>213781442
Yeah 190 is still here

>>213781442
you need to come during aussie power hour if you want the peak /brit/ experience, set your alarm for 5am

Sir Cock Mogger

>>213781442
err um poo haha

>>213781442
I'm real lad.
Wish I was drinking right now or shagging some peng lass.
Need to work on myself a bit then get on the apps though you see

>>213781484
...wait, say that again

>>213781442
>Few years ago there used to be absolute banger threads, ACTUALLY FUNNY posts
Bizarre lie

mum's just sent me a video of my nephew and he's got bigger calves than me. He's 7 the fucking piss taker

>>213781484
screaming

@grok where are you? Are you ghosting us?

>>213781474
>set your alarm for 5am
#realposters know that 5am /brit/ isn't funny or full of aussies

>>213781458
sup crodes x

drinking milk and it's all over my face but i don't give a fuck because ive been playing mw2 for 17 hours straight

>>213781526
well you are a double amputee

>>213781545
sup crodie x

*enters the thread*
alri lads
*exits the thread*

>>213780183 (OP)
>*BA-BUM* *BA-BUM* *BA-BUM* *BA-BUM*

>>213781463
why are my taxes going toward paying in any capacity for foreign invaders who don’t belong here who hate english people and culture

>>213781474
I'm on at 5am it's just shite yank posts and mousey's stream of consciousness

>>213779609
>did music production for shits and giggles, had a bame teacher who taught us fuck all and let us sod around for two years and walked right into a job a month after finishing
did music at bimm and then dropped out
what do you do now

feisty one you are

all nice and well but a fresh batch of skinny small boat cronem, they're having a steamy shower at the gherkin
-2 waiting in the lobby x

>>213781612
kys paedo loser

>>213781584
Post most recent p60

>order food on uberjeets
>paid for priority
>man arrives at the place where the shop is, it shows the little avatar walking instead of in a bike and it's in a shopping centre
>he's then back on his bike cycling down about half a mile away into some residential area
>still says he's picking up my order
>suddenly after waiting outside some flats for a bit my order has "just been picked up" and he's "on the way".
Not on. He very clearly dropped some other order off at another flat on his way to me on another app, without marking my order as picked up.

Got my thinking cap on. Expecting a eureka moment soon.

Lads, guess what Canslad just did?
He took a nice big shite

And I thought about how the toilet could be Ruby Granger's mouth

>>213781584
don't worry x

>>213781621
thats what you get for giving them money

>>213781591
no reason why this shouldn't have worked. Will was right to try it

>>213781612
mhmm they showering together and oiling up each others batons

>>213781621
complain then
you won't

>>213781621
nobody cares boring story shut up

>>213781620
>doesn’t refute point or try to argue
>just doubt they pay taxes
leftypols smartest

>>213781442
yeah am real but playing tomb raider 2 atm and not really involved in the thread so thats probably why its a bit boring x

>>213781621
>it shows the little avatar walking instead of in a bike
scream

have never made use of the modern day slavery that is food delivery
gates o heaven wide open for this one

Eureka!

>>213780259
So far in the anime she's not romantically interested in Jinshi.
Currently she just sees him as a way to get what she wants in order to continue sperging out over medicines n shit, it's not for another 5 or so books until she realises that actually she does like him romantically.

>>213781704
used to love pulling the chops off myself to lara croft rule 34 as a teenage coomer ngl

>>213781680
Unacceptable that people are using public services that they are entitled to

>>213781442
The funny personable people end up moving on from 4chan, which should be the goal of every poster here. The site gets old after a while.

>got out the hotel on a bike the government bought me
>loaded up my uber app i bought an account for
>pick up this order "priority" dont know that word wahalli
>go drop off this other order
>spotty neek sends me a message "um thats priority, would you please deliver it first?"
>laugh at him

>>213781621
Interesting.
Think I'll pop the kettle on and make some instant ramen.

Greatest Boiler Room set imho
https://youtu.be/djGlyTcW30Q?t=34

I'm starting a band. Who wants in?

>>213781734
perverted post

my first wank was using an xbox controller on my shaft, think i loaded the cod4 custom lobby where you had extra ammo put the m249 saw on and held right trigger with the pad planted against my frenulum

>>213781345
why is more difficult for him to carry 10 pizzas than 1 pizza the probably met him outside and carried the pizzas in themselves

>>213781810
can i be the manager?

>>213781730
fuck me thats like 10 more seasons

>>213781621
>he's then back on his bike cycling down about half a mile away into some residential area
he had to administer a rapid QuickTap™
just be patient next time

They got Cycling Mikey

The NHS would collapse without the foreigners rorke

>>213781837
Where are we playing? Who are you calling? What's your cut?

>>213781741
fuck off yank

>>213781862
dont know, but as manager, im letting you know you've been sacked
sorry mate, label decision, out of my hands

Got bed bugs

Will you take the green herb?

>>213781888
bring them back, they too need a good home

>>213781888
luh cuck chair x

>>213781843
about time

>>213781888
why do so many hotel rooms have that chair other than it being a cuck chair

>>213781888
looks like monkey pox

I am a freak and I have been bodied.

>>213781888
got dirt all over your arm

do cyclists not know they have brakes

>>213781926
Going to have a hotel wank in it later

why do hotel rooms contain furniture obviously it's something to do with big thick luscious juicy black cocks which i can't stop thinking about for some reason

>>213781981
scrm

>>213781981
LOL

>see mention of cuckoldry
>instantly think of black willies
bit weird

>>213781972
prefer a naked hotel wank on the bed casting muck to the tv with a bokkle of wine from the hotel bar

>>213782042
It's possible to be naked in a chair

>>213781926
it's just a chair to sit in you porn addicted freak

>>213780715
>please just touch my willy

>>213782078
>>213782078
>>213782078

>>213782071
fearful of leaving a stain at least on the bed i can fully spread out a protective poo towel