Thread 213785992

Hot phatty on Katy doe edition

poo smells lmao

how could the UK labour party ever win an election after this

>>213785992 (OP)
LOL

So it turns out that bloke on Sheppey who those teens murdered was an absolute wrongun thieving bastard and molester of women, sounds like the kids did society a service.

realised that there’s truly no hope for anything good to happen in my life or the world

hi hows u x
u okay x
wuu2 x

Having an excellent time honestly ever since I started meditating every single free moment of the day

>>213786057
sup crodie
dem katies bouncing at di gherkin rn

what is a "katy console"

>>213786059
thought this could be the case. reminded me of that story a few years ago in New York where a couple of teens killed this guy who was apparently trying to nonce on the girl.

>>213786052
this country is full of brainless idiots who think alternating between blue tie red tie factions of the globalist uniparty is actually a recipe for a successful functioning government

>>213786085
its an impersonator

Was that old milf that the South African posted in the last thread... Forest Gump's mom?

nth for the holodem

Who'd win in a fight, poo seal or poo snail

>>213786086
don't worry about it timmy
katy will add you later she busy

>But Swietokrzyskie has a reputation for being backwards and poor. Stayed in a village there and it was nice but they made me sleep in a separate room with a big shrine
Wlad Impaleski rocking up to the village like this

>UK is flying victims of Israel's war over here to give them medical treatment
>while still unwaveringly supporting said war
We're never beating the stupid goy allegations are we

anime

cant believe bowie died before iggy pop, before ozzy even

>>213786104
impersonator

>>213786127
There is one challenger you have failed to consider.

yellow-eyed, flip-flop-wearing goons manhandling and spreading katy's thick, sopping, pale console

o i am sweatin

>>213786059
>So it turns out
I mean he did look a bit noncey but any sauce?

>>213786127
poo seal would simply eat poo snail and that would be the end of it
ridiculous question
fuck's sake

>>213786150
Why are they walking towards the camera?

>>213786135
Britain has been completely owned by jews since the 1930s.

>>213786138
what a hot woman!

holy shit!
i can access 4chan

>>213786164
impersonator left his vpn off

>>213786150
silly larpers
got whallopped all over

>>213786052
This was corbyns bacon sandwich

>>213786104
>>213786057
you can post like me without using the belgian flag if you wish

>>213786161
P-p-poo bradders??? Nani....

>>213786059
It's Sheppey, what do you expect. Mum took me to Leysdown once and it was the most depressing place I've ever been. Only place open was a dingy chippie and there were about five homeless living on the beach.

He did not have a rod licence

The fine for fishing without a rod licence is £2000

katy's hymen pheromones entering small boat cronem nostrils on the kent sand dunes

>>213786184
long before that lol

creaming out my cock

>>213786222
>>213786212
impersonator switching fast

>>213786222
mmhmm dey activating x

>>213786173
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/13/three-children-charged-with-murder-of-man-in-kent/

Apparently he was still subject to a curfew and had to wear a tag when he was killed.

>>213786137
Luv em x

>>213786221
There's no line connected to that rod
What are they going to beat the fish to death?

>>213786222
LOL oh my days
Meanwhile Timmy in his bedroom looking up Thai recipes

>>213786075
The first time I was attracted to NS, true.

It's different now since I've matured greatly.

>>213786261
only thing that's matured since then is the mould in your smelly childhood bedroom

What does Rorke find appealing about Japanese schoolchildren? Surely it conflicts with his passion for nonce-hunting?

>>213786221
silly coon

>>213786261
grow up retard

>>213786279
oh. my. days.

>>213786279
done him

>>213786228
They had influence yes but not total ownership.

>>213786279
sending this to crimestoppers

>>213786279
Kek

Imagine the cronem all running bare-footed and yellow-eyed into the nearest market village, they break down the measly bollards the local hastily erected and begin their carnage on a virtually defenceless town..

>>213786279
Toasted that tuna melt

Police can't be bothered to visit a shop when some cunt steals from them but they will visit the shop to tell the owner to remove a sign calling the thieves 'scum'.
Utter joke of a country.

Just witnessed a Canadian whack someone to the moon

>>213786279
poo s

>‘Killer kerb’ that wrecks cars installed by pro-pedestrian council
>Furious motorists complain over 13-inch high construction introduced by Lib Dem-led local authority

mad how every council either wants to destroy all cars outright or just fine them endlessly for money

at least the ones that want money won't destroy the cars

vvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmmmm

>>213786361
tip top timmys thinking they have the cards but none of them get them into the gherkin

>>213786361
Unapologetic truke

>>213786184
1997 was when it was made official

>>213786361
Forgot the 'conservative' Timmies who marry and have kids with non-whites
Like JD Vance

>>213786406
1945 actually

GO PAULA

Sleeping tonight in my smelly childhood bedroom. Thoughts?

Reform Party meets are full of Thai goblin wives of local Reform activists

given up trying to make sense of the world with “ideologies” and other such nonsense really think we should just nuke it

>>213786279
OH MY DAYS

Katy's uninitiated console being split open by eager black fingers and tongues x

rorke's whip

>>213786446
wish i could do the same
no chance of sleep tonight in this hot sticky humid sweaty august heat

name a single crime committed by a black

>>213786504
Tomfoolery

What Whites need to realise is that if we go extinct, other races will not mourn us.

The Jews would cackle and gloat that their 2000 year old enemy was finally defeated.

Other races would just shrug and be indifferent.

Ultimately if we go extinct, the mission of the Creator in the creation of this planet will have failed, and this blue marble will circle around the sun for countless millennia, once more entirely devoid of higher life.

>>213786493
wokeslop is funny desu

/brit/ is only usable late at night when all the freaks have gone to bed

>>213786516
>blue marble
You keep using this line, why

>>213786478
so flipping badass

>>213786504
umm..errrr….nope can’t think of any

Jews gleefully destroying the only race that tolerates them

wearing a disguise

Got the job lads... gutted.

>>213786568
very comely looking lass

>>213786568
eyes so big like a cartoon

might watch brat again tomorrow

>Second migrant at Epping hotel charged with sexual assault
>Mohammed Sharwarq, 32, who is staying at the Bell Hotel, is accused of kissing a man on the neck on July 25

He's played a blinder here
He'll never get deported now because he'll claim they'll kill him for being gay in his home country
It's definitely the new tactic so watch out for migrant men looking for a shag it seems they won't only be after 12 year old girls any more

horse meat is good I eat it voluntarily

ching chong for me

>>213786516
you hate jews for the same reason you hate afrikaners ..they are everything you aspire your community to be they are a white conservative family and community orientated group that are productive members of societies and don't engage in lgbt and other forms of degeneracy meanwhile your country is on the brink of demographic collapse and extinction fucking idiot

>>213786568
The medieval peasant phenotype

>>213786630
why does it look like that

>>213786568
A face built to withstand domestic violence

this has upset some country for some reason

>>213786490
wat? it's 19C here, perfect comfy weather.

>>213786634
>don't engage in lgbt and other forms of degeneracy
LOL

>>213786632
niggas really be watching this and still believe in an omnibenevolent god

>>213786561
lolno
If Whites go extinct, jews will rule as ruthless slave drivers for the next 10,000 years.

Titus and Hitler are the men they fear.
>>213786634
Funny, given that jews like Slovo and Suzman toppled apartheid.

TRVKE https://youtu.be/6SK8JBW82yQ

>>213786666
Vile antisemtic act

>>213786649
white genes

>>213786624
Expect to see Leftypol hanging around these hotels pissed off his head and dressed scantily in the coming weeks

Provide a legitimate reason why Whites shouldn't be the only people on the earth.

>>213786673
my indoor temp reads 26.5C I do not like this

bit mad how I would say a good 50% of the transexuals I see are blokes aged 40+ who clearly just want an excuse to walk around in a bikini. see them all the time on the highstreet, like - you couldn't manage a nice summer dress could you? had to be a croptop and short shorts, yeah?

>>213786744
nintendo

>>213786700
ok mate literally the only people who are completely controlled by jews are whites. Blacks and pakis are openly anti-jew at a far higher rate. How exactly will they avoid destruction when there's no wealthy white countries to protect them?

>>213786766
Cor

hello chaps

>>213786251
that lure is just hovering then huh

>>213786744
you must be the biggest runt irl. you just outsource your entire personality to extremist ideologies

fell for british tabloid clickbait

so yeah anyway its called the samson option and the jews will launch unstoppable ballistic nuclear missiles that can hit any major city and kill everyone even though those cities have high jewish populations

>>213786766
Wouldn't mind dumping a jizz into that....

>>213786770
yeah almost like it's a warped sexual fetish based on a misogynist view what it means to be a woman

The scrandemic

the "jews fear the whites" rhetoric sounds like that jap fella saying "the jew fears the samurai"

>>213786770
>see them all the time on the highstreet
should probably move somewhere else then mate

>>213786836
it takes you 4 days to eat that?

>>213786860
I am going there in a few days
It's a nice place

Dadberg is an old-school classic Protestant who still dislikes both Catholics and Jews.

>>213786836
It's shit

sometimes wish zappa hadn't been so anti-drugs
musics really good without the drugs, imagine how good it could have been

>>213786881
ever shag him up the arse?

>>213786870
No it takes 4+ days for it to go off
Get a grip
>>213786892
Nah it was peng actually

Look maybe he's on the Epstien list but he makes libtards seethe and protects lsrael and arrests the homeless he's based

There is no such thing as a 'peng' ready meal.

>>213786836
decent ready meal

>>213786933
the curries are well nice

and this is my United States of whatever

>bourbon
FOY

>>213786933
*disproves your hypothesis*

>>213786933
PAUSE
MARKS AND SPENCERS LASAGNE IS FUCKING GOURRRRRRGEOUS

>>213786933
Oh yeah and you cook all your meals yourself yeah? From your smelly incel bedroom?

>>213786960
the shortest top ten song in uk history

gone off wanking

I never buy ready meals. Are these things actually nice or are they memeing

>>213786975
>>213786983
>>213786985
grim bunch of runts you lot

>>213786996
wrong way down a one way street

>>213786983
9.50 for a sodding lasagne

>>213786933
fact check: false

Sorry darling, but the Romeos stay on during intercourse.

nine pounds fifty for a fucking ready meal

What if you time travelled back to the 1950s and showed them like techno and dnb and IDM

>>213786983
>meal for two
who are they kidding
>£9.50
what

>>213786975
Remember the Co op is directly affiliated with the Labour Party so when you shop there you are actually funding Labour.

>>213787015
nah these runts are just too lazy to cook

reading sad books, listening to sad music, watching sad films, and then having the absolute audacity to wonder why I'm melancholy all the time

>>213787064
Time travel is impossible mate.

>>213787083
my dear, melancholy

Literally all I eat for dinner these days is these mint lamb chops from the local shop/butcher. 20 minutes under the grill and they are done and they are peng af. Absolutely clogs your intestines though so I eat a ton of grapes and bananas to blast my intestines out with soft fibre. Not going to lie, my poos are something that the devil himself would flee from.

Sitting at my computer naked

>>213787065
>>213787038
you ever hear the phrase "you get what you pay for"?
It's delish. Can really taste the red wine. It's just beyond excellent.
And it's £9.50 for TWO mind you, ergo £4.35 for one.

>>213787066
imagine caring

>>213787116
not for two though is it? maybe for two if you're both skinny tarq twink runts which you probably are

>>213787064
It would blow their minds. People in the 1950s never heard music before.

>>213787136
fathoming the smell of the sweat under your fat tits right now

Go to an Italian supermarket and the ready meal section is like one or two chiller cabinets, not half the bloody shop like it is in this country.

>>213787106
stopped doing this when I realised how grim it was to have my bare asshole touching my chair that I have to work at all day

I picked poor Robin clean, picked poor Robin clean
I picked his head, picked his feet
I woulda picked his body but it wasn't fit to eat
Picked poor Robin clean, picked poor Robin clean
And I'll be satisfied having a family

Lord, did that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean
Poor Robin clean, picked poor Robin clean
Oh did that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean
And I'll be satisfied having a family

saw this at mcdonalds today

>>213787105
>my poos are something that the devil himself would flee from
What consistency is it if I may ask?

>>213787066
like every taxpayer in the country? fucking mong

well what are some good meals to cook then

>>213787167
I've just come out the shower in all fairness I'm just having a little play with my foreskin before I get some shorts on

>>213787184
Political parties aren't funded by taxation you bellend

>>213787148
good, get right under there you little bitch

>>213787186
homemade sauce for pasta is piss easy, literally just 4 ingredients and will mog any jar sauce

Bringing children into the world is the ultimate evil, pulling souls from the blissful void so that they can be harvested and feasted upon by demons. You willingly continue to the endless, self cannibalising cycle of samsara, and you will trap your soul back into it as a consequence.

To reject pleasures of the flesh, reject reproduction is to reject the demons that feed on us, to escape this realm in which we are farmed for our suffering, and ultimately to achive nirvana.

>>213787186
carrot soup is very healthy, cheap, and easy to make

>>213787186
kebabs

>>213787181
getting his coveted big mac meal

>>213787246
I have a lot of carrots
I will try that

>>213786836
foul runt slop

>>213787182
Hard dark grapeshot pellets followed by a torrent of mushy light brown diarrhea.

Do you ever think about stuff

>>213787186
Making a paella tomorrow. Easy one pan dish.

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

>>213787239
virgin freak detector going ballistic at this post

>>213787283
Yeah?
Giv us the recipe then lad x

hate when people call food a dish
don't even know why

How is reality real

>>213787246
Prefer minestrone. Not a fan of pureed soups except as a small starter.

revenge is a meal best served cold

Boy Born Without A Brain Dies Aged 12 Of Hydranencephaly

cody's like: "you ever think about stuff bro, like.. how is reality real man, you know?"

okay I need a recipe that doesn't want 20 other ingredients

Dude Cody pass that blunt my man

>>213787360
burger

>>213787360
grangled chicken

wait I don't own a blender

>>213787391
i do

>>213787374
don't have a grangler

>>213787391
state

>>213787360
poo barm

A mortar and pestle? Alright this isn't happening

>>213787335
diego pouring one out for trevor

willard going haywire
shooting off at random

colouring my willy in

>>213787391
dont need one
get a fork and a bowl like my nan used to do it

>>213787289
Your existence is a long road of boredom interspersed with frequent suffering but you think that because you are able to attain fleeting pleasure on occassion that you have somehow cracked the code. Your soul will rot in this plane for eternity, returning here again and again upon death. The suffering you have yet to experience encompasses a span of time that would make the age of the universe as of yet feel like a short novella.

It's never occurred to me to buy a blender

>>213787456
never thought to buy a grangler but here we are

>>213787444
*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*

>>213787444
not reading this short novella

Sad that a lot of people just view cooking as a chore to be gotten out of the way as quickly as possible rather than something creative and rewarding.

>>213787444
didn't read lol seethe on virge

Is fatmong seriously having a midnight meltie over ready meals? He’s obsessed with them it’s so bizarre

>>213786632
I wonder what the person filming was hoping to achieve

Dadberg named the Jews in Wednesday night church and said they hate Jesus

>>213787498
>fatmong
you're going to have to be more specific

Hungry now

I just spiritually raped you.

>>213786881
Hey! Read my post >>213787516

>>213787516
>Wednesday night church
is that normal?

people with mento ulnuss ought to be put down
watching these bodycams and what the popo have to go through is obscene

what value do they provide to society honestly

>>213787335
Heathermong unmasked

>>213787543
kys

leftypol conspicuously silent on the famine in South Sudan, probably because it doesn't involve any Jew bashing

>>213787516
Bizarre given Jesus was the "king of the Jews" and all his friends and family were Jews

My goal in life is to attain a quaint cottage with a plot of land somewhere remote and peaceful, no neighbors within visual range, and just live there with my cat, my dog and my JRHNBR pony mare.

why is there a hairy ball sack in the thread

>>213787577
Become an MP

>>213787551
We have church on Sunday morning and Wednesday night. The Wednesday night church is dinner and a Bible class lesson after dinner.

>>213787565
Why do you pity the servants of the state and the oppressors of the people? Is boot leather really so delicious?

>>213787587
Must be le spooky yank on a vpn

>>213787572
based rorke standing up for lsrael

>>213787517
The fat mong who thinks he’s Gordon Ramsay

Your soul is a gaping anus and my dark magicks are a giant throbbing cock, now do the maths

in the bath x

Have you ever heard the song Sunday Morning by The Velvet Underground

Would eat her poo.

Mathematics beyond simple adding, subtracting, multiplication, division etc doesn't exist. University mathematics students are actually being inducted into the mass hallucination of all mathematicians throughout the world. That is why they are all able to understand the symbols and squiggles that to the rest of us are obviously meaningless nonsense with no connection to the real world. I would not be surprised if most higher order mathetmatical symbols were actually just the sygils of demons and the entire field is a mass ritual to let them manifest into our reality.

In just had sex I just came here to brag

>>213787616
oh pipe down leftypol you obnoxious wanker
I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time

>>213787680
why

Jesus ate my poo

THEY EAT THE POO POO

>>213787676
yeah it's epic

cringing at this entire thread

>>213787681
bollocks. mathematics is peng. you're just a woman

leftypol jumping for joy as it frees up space for more halal restaurants

might get UberJeets. nah actually talked myself out of as soon as i typed "UberJeets"

>>213787683
Imagine thinking you are right wing and yet fawning over the state apparatus that is enforcing the replacement of our native population. You are a worthless imbecile. Leftypol may hate police for the wrong reasons but at least they come to the right outcome.

Adam is angry his 'commiemong' gimmick got called out before so he is desperately spamming the worst offenders from his virginous copypasta folder in a desperate attempt to get (You)s

Hitler was, spirituality speaking, a pajeet

>>213787720
Good lad

catyank still got a free pass to make racist /pol/ posts with an avatar attached has he righto

>>213787759
happens when you also happen to be the assigned /brit/ janny. But we're not supposed to bring that up

>>213787759
He's a janny that's why

>>213787714
whats your deal with retarded cats?

release the sausages

Catyank is a racist, homophobic, mysoginist sexist pig.

>>213787759
Everyone just has him filtered at this point he gets basically no replies

heat is continuing to do me in

Poo in your eye, maybe you'll die
Poo in your ear, now you can't hear
Poo in your mouth, you can't post the mouse

Heat (1995) continuing to do me in

I want to be a USA citizen so I don't have to be stuck around the vile coward wimps like that thing earlier ever again - Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in high Wycombe Buckinghamshire England yesterday on the 13 August 2025 .. Shared on 14 August 2025

the missus

Get the knickers soiled
Get the knickers sniffed
Get the knickers licked clean

>>213787849
really want to like this film but al pacino ruins it for me
feel like scarface permanently ruined his ability to act

>>213787858
your missus has fat tits

>>213787853
fake news
timmy is still in hospital

>>213787858
face is a completely different colour

Want to die

>>213787895
>Timothey
Bastards can't even spell his name right.

>>213787876
Get them wanked

Wizard balls

>>213787895
Scrounging bed blocker. Get him straight to Dignitas

Putin is going to open the conversation with a funny joke to lighten the mood on Friday.

>>213787984
How about I Putin your mouth aha.

someone outside smoking something absolutely rank

>>213786052
usefull commie bugger
not hard to pour a pint

Send the Jews to the Donbass and the Palestinians to Crimea, make both provinces of Russia, then give Palestine to the Ukrainians.
All problems solved. EZ.

>>213787945
hes from teh sainsburys

*surreptitiously puts out my poo cigarette*

Anyone got a post?

>>213788116
yes...ahem

poo

come in lewis, over
its over, over
lewis, over

>>213788148
This is animal abuse

not enjoying videogames, they just seem so pointless

>>213788193
its called growing up and they are

bing bong
exsqueeze me

get it made

cant sleep now again
jetlag done me in

>>213788324
>>213788324

I did it :)

>>213787876
why on fucking EARTH is the father not kicking off?

real new
>>213788382
>>213788382
>>213788382

hmm sophie's choice