Thread 213786576

>go for incel walk
>get hit in the head with an egg by feral kids on e-bikes for the third time in three months
Does this happen in your country?

>>213786576 (OP)
lol me and my friends throw eggs and pedos on ebikes too. it's a fun pastime

>>213786620
how do you manage to carry around whole pedos while riding a bike?

>>213786576 (OP)
They must have had a good reason to do that I reckon.

>>213786683
I was literally just walking and enjoying the view of the sea

>>213786683
he's a known nonce in his area.

>>213786576 (OP)
>Feral kids
On the list?

>>213786576 (OP)
this doesn't happen anywhere and you never leave your flat.

>>213786576 (OP)
I incelwalk promenade at night and this never happens to me.

>>213786576 (OP)
damn just look at that monkee chillin and vibin in that hot water. jelly

>>213786760
>america is more safe than britain to the point they cant imagine this happening
Over for britain

>>213786859
but, did they have a loicense for them eggs?

>>213786903
The british system is you only need a license for anything if you're actually a law abiding citizen. If you're a feral rat you can basically do as you please. You can wander around waving guns around to your hearts content, but if a 60 year old man is walking back from the shop with his butterknife set he'll be stop and searched.

>>213786948
grim beyond grim

What is the appeal of incel walks? there is nothing for you out there

>>213787464
Clearing my thoughts, but also for health reasons as well.

>>213786859
you've never been to a US city

>>213786576 (OP)
Were they zainichi scousers or urban youths or what?

>>213788475
They have crime but it doesn't seem to have the same weird sense of sadism our weird ferals do. I guess probably in the particularly bad cities in the US but I've known people in some pretty bad cities who say shit like that just doesn't happen there.

>>213788555
Zainichi scousers in this case.

>>213786576 (OP)
its probably because you look like a faggot

>>213786576 (OP)
You know how to make them never do that again, right?

>>213788610
Considering they all have gay zoomer perms these days they have no right to consider anyone a faggot.

>>213786576 (OP)
When I went there, four or five white brats threw stones at my rental car. UK is finished.

>>213786576 (OP)
>go for an incel walk
>do an incel smoke
>get incel balled
happens frequently

Thats why I exclusively walk on nature trails these days. Dealing with anything in or around the public is a horrible experience.

>>213788891
> Dealing with anything in or around the public is a horrible experience.

Agreed. Local residents take my pictures without my permission near my workplace. They would think I'm a possible burglar or robber.

t. law abiding and hardworking citizen

>>213786576 (OP)
>for the 3rd time
get that clown license chief

Once, twice, but thrice? There has to be a physical reasom in the way you look or posture or demeanour or something.

If you didn't chase them or find out where they live then there they think they have a free hand.

>>213789019
I mean what do you expect me to do? I can't exactly chase them when they're always in groups and speeding away at 70mph

>>213789067
It's probably just because I wear glasses. I can't do anything about that because my eyes are fucked, and I can't chase them because they naturally do it only when they can speed away.

>>213789071
>>213789097
damn Anon, you gotta step up for yourself!

>>213789097
Sucks. They see you as weak. Keep some rocks or eggs of your own to throw in your pocket. If you're in their range they will be in yours. I'd still encourage you to try and give chase just in case it makes one of those fuckers crash.

>>213789196
What do you expect me to do? Become the Flash? I just want to watch the seagulls on the beach in fucking peace not run down council estate trash on modified e-bikes every other day. I'm so sick of this gay country

>>213788571
Better they egg the local "paedo" than shoot up heroin, just put up with it for the good of society

>>213789097
I wear glasses AND I'm brown and rural England and Scotland were nothing but peachy to me when I visited, beautiful country and great people
Your idea of thugs are guys in ski masks wielding butter knives on lime scooters lmfao

>>213789231
I dunno, hit the gym and stop doing whatver makes you picke-able or weak-looking

>>213789257
Go to a council estate in Liverpool next time. OP has to suffer the feral chavs

>>213789234
I'm not a fucking paedo

>>213789257
No shit, you went to rural england which is basically just filled with rich boomers.

>>213789320
I will say, Birmingham was a travesty - filled with the social refuse of all of Britain. One hour there thoroughly irked me and getting within 20 miles of it on the train instantly brought chavs on to ruin my quiet car

>>213789325
Pædo written by Peter Peterson

>>213789398
Birmingham is more of a paki city than a chav city

>>213789427
I have literally never done anything to any kids, in fact I literally actively avoid them because I find them annoying.

>>213789398
Brum is a shithole, infested with inbred Mirpuri (paki) terrorists. Liverpool is gonna be white chavs generationally on the dole

The strain of their inbreeding bankrupted the council, so the binmen went on strike. So Brum currently looks and smells like pakistan too

>>213789483
That is literally the most concerning answer somebody could give, it's like the stereotypical pedo answer. I was joking before, but I'm actually rather concerned now

>>213789966
>if you say you're not a pedo you are a pedo
>if you say nothing you're also a pedo

>>213789483
maybe if you were better with kids you'd look more friendly and less autistic looking, I dunno

>>213790038
If you interact with kids at all as a man under 70 you just look like a humungous nonce, better to just ignore the little retards.

>>213790093
I'm under 70 and a pediatrician, nobody has egged me
I think that's just a you thing dude, you're the pedo here so people don't want you around their kids

>>213790159
because you're american, it's not the same you dont have the feral retard culture outside of shithole cities like Gary

>>213790093
>you just look like a humungous nonce
no you'd just look trustworthy

>>213790241
is this normal in canada? I feel like here you're expected to just pretend other peoples kids dont exist.

>>213786576 (OP)
If it did I would be in my truck and run them over

>>213790352
In normal Western society, you are expected to role model good behavior to kids and be a friendly mentor figure to them if they come to you in need. UNLESS you're a pedophile in which case you should be wearing a badge and be tattooed with proper identification of your status

>>213786576 (OP)
You should've ran after them and beat the shit out of them thoughever

>>213790449
I'm sure the teenage twats who ride around on modded ebikes while smoking weed are truly incredible models for our children compared to someone literally walking and enjoying the british coast.

>>213790568
if those kids don't do anything serious with their lifes, you COULD goof around with them
being friendly with them would already be better than you being their clown

>>213786859
our children are all zombified vegetables pumped full of hormones and corn syrup, they literally cannot leave the house even if they want to

>>213790568
They're children if they're teenagers, not adults you pedophile

>>213789231
Find out where they live and steal their scooters.

>>213787533
I dont think that you can outwalk the disadvantages of being incel.

We have a holiday where kids shoot water and smash eggs on each other. At least when I was a kid. Don't know whats the meta these days.