Thread 213789131

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>>213789131 (OP)
I fucking loved these things growing up

that's why I smacked him in the face with a waterrr bottllleeeeeeeeee

i'm tired as fuck and the underside of my balls are hurt

fligger schizzer

>>213789131 (OP)
>>213789171
hahahaha daaaaaaamn I haven't seen one of these things since the 1990s

*uncs out*

Not using the rapists thread

Still gay anime stuff

>>213789216
>filth is my politics
Classic troon line

>>213789131 (OP)
Hey so this is actually triggering

>>213789187
now you’re calling me an n bomb? real cool

Please let me die in my sleep tonight

>>213789216
mega man watch out, theres a bunch of faggots around you!

Coal posts

dip into this chunky salsa white boy

my girlfriend doesn't start streaming for another hour and I'm so bored

Hideous

we're describing our own posts now

Shaved my chest hair and now my body isn't as impressive looking

wanna buy some rocks?

>>213789352
my friend and I once came across a black guy broken down on dirt back road, and when we stopped to ask if he was alright he asked us if we wanted to buy some "moon rocks"

woke is sleeping

AMERICA:

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755044457607728.mp4

>>213789542
What is even happening

Becoming more of a socialist. Growing out my hair and wearing tunics more frequently. Not using social media except 4chan 30 minutes a day. Completely sober. Exercising 2 hours almost every day. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

should I quit weed and do beer instead? at least alcohol is out of your system in hours instead of months

I've been selected for Jury Duty....

>>213789554
A man pushed a button that made that lady shit. She also has diabetes and is calling the police.

>>213789554
she push da button what make her shit

>>213789131 (OP)
Mexico's biggest mistake was in trusting that the United States, the country that has invaded it more times than any other in its history, would in any way guarantee its sovereignty or global defense. Its constitution and the implementation of it is largely responsible for every ill in its recent history. The insistence on including the urban denizens of the country within a social framework to the exclusion of its rural inhabitants doomed them to mediocrity and crime. The inclusion of a few into "pueblos magicos" tourist traps can be seen as a microcosm of their own "lavish center impoverished countryside" approach to nation building. Instead of fomenting and nourishing the independent individualization and rugged determinism that led to their revolution they neutered their people and doomed them to subjugation of the same law skirting caudillos by a different name. Their refusal to implement a robust and well armed militia structure not only led to those that ignored the law setting up their own fiefdoms it also put the very people they are entrusted with protecting at the mercy of thugs and bandits. Mexico should have a widespread gun owning culture second only to the USA if not actually larger. Their nation is rugged and mountainous with many centers of power surrounded by poorly governed hill country. This is not a people that can or should depend on a centralized police force for their security and if the payment for this freedom is social instability stemming from the good will of the governed masses not being forthcoming then so be it. Mexico city doesn't need to exist, Mexico doesn't need to exist. If the only way Mexico can exist is to disarm their people and put them at the mercy of those that ignore the government then maybe it shouldn't exist at all. If their answer to 5 separate invasions is to trust the invader with their security, maybe the government is too incompetent to be supported.

what if you had a big red button on your back that instantly makes you shit

>>213789608
words words words

i was putting in a reward code and the first three letters were "NTR" haha. uh oh reward-san, look out! your girlfriend just met a tall tan guy whose eyes are always in shadow hahaha

>>213789575
>Exercising 2 hours almost every day
say goodbye to your joints nigga

>>213789677
say goodbye to your body when you die

>>213789588
If it isn't registered mail can they really prove you got the summons?

>>213789615
coffee already exists

>>213789677
Cope

>>213789677
can smell the sweat from under your fat rolls from here

A few of my coworkers called me buff at work today, even though my body dysmorphia says otherwise.
Feels good man

The last track of Taylor's new album will feature Sabrina Carpenter

Nobody asked.

>>213789216
my city also has pokemon, anime, and trans flags
all total manchild shit

I don't want the war to end because I enjoy it when Russians fight and die. I would gladly sacrifice every Ukrainian in this effort.

>>213789826
Mr. Putin is arriving on our landmass in a couple days

Taylor and Sabrina are American culture

honestly we should just stop focusing so much on israel
let's all do our part to improve america, spending time worrying about shit across the globe helps no one

>>213789771
2 hours of exercise a day everyday is excessive THOUGH

>>213789194
it's cancer

>>213789826
He already promised to end the war on his first day in office.

Is this true?

>>213789872
You're brown

if you lift weights be sure to do plenty of cardio as well. I want you guys to be healthy

I turned 29 today.

>>213789868
the amount of food you shovel into your fat gob is excessive

>>213789859
Rulers always try to get involved in foreign conflicts when they want to distract from domestic problems.

>>213789859
Cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>213789933
hbd anon

>>213789933
Happy birthday but you shouldn't spend it with cum!

Hey faggots.

I'm trying to figure out what this particular expression means. There is this one woman who looks at me like picrel. She just stares at me... and I will stare back in her eyes just the same. Feels good to do... but I'm really not sure what is happening in those moments.

>>213789883
You look like this

>>213789933
not old at all, stop being a stupid dum dum
happy birthday

>>213789938
Post body

>>213789872
I think they have a rough estimate of what you owe and if it’s way off then they audit you.

Fucking Gamestop

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755063143421198.mp4

>>213789872
They know exactly what you owe and they're just waiting for you to make a mistake so they can rape you

>no money
>no pussy
>no weed

i keep trying to think of a reason NOT to end my own life, but i can't think of anything.
calling the suicide hotline is not an option.
you're my only hope, /cum/.
ps: not a joke

>>213790057
What is your current life situation?

It do be like that

>>213790076
shit

Fuck a mother fucking duck mother fucker! Thank you

>>213790057
you don't want to see the continued story of humankind? the apocalypse might happen within the next 5 years, it will be kino (but very scary)

tv mostly talks about movies from 20 years ago, just like me they hate movies and dont watch them

>>213790152
Jews have had a firm hold of the entertainment industry since then so it's all propaganda schlock, nothing to talk about

>>213790134
Hello???

Like clockwork

I'm the only one that needs a hug from time to time I guess. I must be the last human on earth

I want a supermodel who blows me everyday

>>213790152
There's like 9 million threads about weapons and capeshit h'what are you talking about?

>>213790175
i (my penis) needs a hug (from a vagina) from time to time too

>>213790134
What does it mean?????????

>>213790111
Give me details. I can’t give you advice with what little I know

boom bye bye in a batty boy head

>>213790175
*claps your ass instead*

>>213790177
new movies come and go and have a few threads and then never talked about again but the classics have constant threads on at all times for ever

>>213790214
lindy

>>213790139
don't want to live through the apocalypse
>>213790199
i unironically hate everything and everyone. not even kidding.

grab your glocks when you see tupac

HOTTIE HOTTIE LIKE A BAG OF TAKIS I'M THE SHIT

i love my doggy

I love my kitty

Have you guys seen the super mega EPIC nostalgia horror 90's remakeboot retelling prequel revenge movie boobie of Jason?!?!!?

>>213790331
Post doggo

I'm such a horny freak even just being next to a girl gets my almonds activated
why i hate working with women. hate coming home everyday from work with insane blue balls

you know you're old when you get fat and get a rounded fat face

>>213790051
>no weed
Universal Basic Weed (UBW)

>>213790103
Kekkle

I can't stand dogs

>>213790380
ruff life

Not sure if a conditional discharge for DWI will make me unable to enter Canada. I know a conviction would

>>213789920
I do both

Overhearing my dad talking about me to my aunt over the phone, man i hate being talked about

>>213789920
lifting weights is my cardio

Dieting ducks

I am a very resourceful, highly motivated, knowledgeable individual with great enthusiasm

>>213790432
Shouldn't be necessary in a normal world. Most pipo have no incidental exercise in life

>>213789194
It's probably just a fungus on your skin. Get a cream that treats skin fungus!

in my mind and in my car

I'm so self conscious i have a sense that my every little move is scrutinized and judged

>>213790477
Where is your mind???

>>213790490
And the judgement is that whatever I do, it's wrong because I did it

>>213790447
>>213790461
>One minute apart

>>213790510
Take your meds, schizo! I ain't some nigga for East Africa.

>>213790510
he'd be able to post faster than a minute apart if he was switching ips

17% of the world is chinese and you still can't find an asian girlfriend

>>213790219
Well anon sense you aren’t giving me that if you really truly despise your life then you might as well kill yourself

saw weapons today

The Ethiopian anon is just Goshy with VPN. That's not me. I'm a white Germanic anon from Germany.

Which one of you took this picture?

Horror as man uses guillotine to commit suicide

>>213790576
Who

>>213790594
Boyd Taylor

watching seinfeld again
its my comfort show at this point but idk what ill do when i finish the series

strokin my shit

do you get it

>>213790608
>idk what ill do when i finish the series
watch curb your enthusiasm

>>213790608
Start watching the shows that Seinfeld immediately influenced

This retard really thinks changing VPNs has the same cooldown

>>213790608
start watching life fly by while you stagnate

>>213790626
no

>>213790641
projecting

is /cum/ team Marty Supreme or team The Smashing Machine

Ohio is a shithole

I liked Machinima more than screw attack

The moon landing HAPPENED you bitch

>>213790665
I don't know what those are and if some sperg started chirping about them to me irl I would knock that fucker's lights out

need p00n

I’m going to vote for Gavin Newsom in the 2028 election

Everything I do is cringe and wrong. Who tf keeps letting me exist and make choices?

>>213790709
why

Gavin newsom + AOC vs JD Vance + RFK Jr

>>213790736
because he's handsome

>>213790709
I used to think he was insane enough to win but after that whole ICE thing I found he's just a bitch like the rest of the party

>>213790703
I want to lick all of their thighs

the only hope for America is Nick Fuentes

>>213790740
carry on then

>>213790737
Nightmare blunt rotation

Should I sell my car and just bike to work? It takes 40 minutes

>>213790773
Should you? Why the fuck would I have any investment in what you should do? Just do whatever you want fuck face

>>213790770
so far the only opponents of America First have been Russian, Jewish, and American agents

>>213790773
yeah. what kind of bike?

>>213790773
It's all fun and games until it rains or snows

in hawaii white people are called haole

Contemplating how others view me v.s how i see myself, makes me want to kms

America First
American Only

did nothing again award

>>213790803
im coming there to have hot passionate consensual sex with their women

N

>>213790801
canada is famous for it's mild weather

i unified the belts

growing up, my neighbor had a chinchilla
the cool thing about them is that they suck their own dicks

>>213790798
A trek commuter, it has been fun so far in the summer
>>213790801
This concerns me too, since it gets really cold here. I might test the winter before ditching the car to see if it works

>>213790840
my brother had a chinchilla when we were kids

but

it never sucked it's own dick

>>213790840
Wow
How did your neighbors get so flexible

Monketin will visit Anchorage in 2 days

>>213790852
my gf is from there

>>213790850
LOL

I don't see myself ever having a chance for gainful employment at this point in my life

>>213790855
does she suck a mean dick

>>213790873
she doesn't like oral sex

>>213790876
time for a new girlfriend it sounds like

>>213790865
You could but probably only for mediocre jobs which are just as embarrassing as being a NEET
Like imagine being a 25+ year old still stuck working in retail or food service ha ha can you imagine anything more embarrassing

My favorite thing to say to non-Catholics is "Submit to Rome"

Perfect phrase to quickly enrage all by being the continuation of the Roman Empire

>>213790887
That's not gainful employment
Most of the time at least

Hey, hey LBJ

>>213790892
the western roman empire died in 476
the eastern roman empire died in 1453
it's over

LA-LA-LA-LAVA CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, YEAH, IT'S TASTY AS HELL
OOH, MAMACITA, NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CRISPY AND JUICY, NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNACK
OOH, SUPER SPICY, IT'S A LAVA ATTACK

All I wanted was a pepsi just one pepsi

>>213790907
submit to rome chud

>>213790924
cool selfie

Submit to Rome

>>213790924
>waaaahhh

>>213790929
I submit to Moscow and Beijing

Yoooo who here is tryna be mf suh LAPPED by me?

>>213790876
I wouldn't be compatible with this woman

>>213789171
Me too

>>213790941
third worlder, get lost

>>213790944
submit to rome

>>213790884
>>213790955
she will suck my dick sometimes but will never let me eat her pussy

>>213790959
the united states is a third world country

>>213790897
You mean like a real career?
Probably not

the holocaust was disturbing

>>213790969
>but will never let me eat her pussy
even worse
one of my worst fears is ill meet my dream girl but she doesnt like getting eaten out

a 27 year old girl showed me a tiktok the other day of a guy making a cheesy joke about how long his wife takes to shop, and this girl was having a deep, genuine belly laugh over this
It seemed so pure. It reminded me how fucked up my mind is. I can't laugh at anything anymore unless it's racist, misogynist, homophobic, or sadistic. I need to reset my mind

>>213790975
anti-american kvetching. The moon is ours.

>>213790996
venus is russian clay

telling kikes, protties, and saracens to Submit to Rome during a debate is guaranteed to ragebait them

>>213791006
no way

>larping tradcatch mexican
yikes...

>>213791006
Some crazy shit going on in Mexico

>>213791003
no planted flag, not theirs + Hitler and Himmler wouldve told the SS to rape you and called you a mischling

>>213789872
They know what you owe given the information they have available for the automated calculation. You have to tell them if there are additional details that may change your amount owing. The snag with this is that they do not give you the option to say you have nothing extra to add to what you know they have. They could do that if they wanted to. I already do this in a roundabout way by going to my tax return website, pulling the autofill from the government, then clicking file (for some 15 dollar fee). I would like to go straight to government website, review auto fill they have, confirm it's correct and i have nothing further. But no.

you're outta control

>>213790983
That's what gainful employment means yeah

>>213791020
he is very unintentionally funny

I'm openly racist to indians

kekkkk

>>213791040
Idgi

bad bitches intimidate me

I scream "SAAAR" in indians faces when i see them irl

>>213791029
I associate the term with just meaning having consistent work, but idk

I'm off to bed if anyone wants to kiss me goodnight

That New York politician is a piece of shit

>>213791078
yeah when he was exposed as a sex pervert that was crazy

My Mexican forefathers would be deeply depressed knowing there is not only a women (for Catholicism does not allow women to have any authority) but worst of all a disgusting subhuman kike (for Catholicism does not allow kikes in positions of power) as president. I have failed Nicolás Rodríguez Carrasco.

>>213791078
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

>>213791098
Don't forget to trim the edges on my lawn, Juan

>>213791131
shut up dresden bomber jew lover

need luso gf NOW

Took an edible and now I feel drowsy and depressed.

I was reading through the Israeli general and they seem like decent enough people

>>213791170
Why can you read Hebrew?

>listening to a language study tape
>woman narrator
>I just masturbated to the sound of her voice as she was explaining tones in Mandarin
I really need to die

>>213791164
lucky. i don't even need drugs to feel drowsy and depressed every hour of every day.

>>213791164
if it was distilled thc, you need real weed

>>213789131 (OP)
>too complex for /cum/ edition

>>213791192
How can you tell
I just assume the majority of weed in California is somehow tampered with. The regulations suck

>>213791187
I use the translate tool

>>213791205
hard to say with edibles
you want flower or something directly from it
if you're vaping make sure it says fresh rosin and not distilled

>>213791206
אלוהים יברך אותך, ידידי

>>213789975
Actually i look like you because my parents are from mexico

>>213791028
My butthole is out of my control. It just won't stop shitting.

Rubadub sensation

>>213791234
>Rubadub sensation
Me when I watch English dubs.

>>213791192
A hash brownie really would be so much better than a gummy, wouldn't it be?

>>213790355
Are you me?

Here's what Mexican Nationalists had to say about Hitler in the 1940s:

"Hitler, an insignificant ex-soldier of the world war, but a man of clear vision and an unsuspected love for his homeland; he took in at a glance the great problem of the Jewish danger, matured his plans, and when he found himself master of Germany, he bravely faced the situation and expelled without mercy, in a brilliant and audacious act, all the Jews residing in the Reich."

>>213789933
I'm 31 and balding

I find it very satisfying when I can be real, when I can be close to whatever it is that is going on within me. I like it when I can listen to myself. To really know what I am experiencing in the moment is by no means an easy thing, but I feel somewhat encouraged because I think that over the years I have been improving at it.

>>213790826
It's Israel first chuddy

We got ourselves a fucking comedian here

>>213791245
havent had one but hash is nice

>>213789933
Geriatric old man

>>213791254
So true

>>213791230
why are you a Mexican

$5 says USA starts seriously considering conceding Alaska in the next 3 years.

>>213791333
Why in the hell would we do that?

>>213791330
Because he's American

>>213791333
lmao redditjeet you are so funny

ive lost so much fucking money on crypto

>>213791344
umm he said he's a Mexican though

>>213791349
Why is she wearing a Nazi armband

Does anyone remember what time I took my medicine

>>213791349
how we're in a bull market

>>213791343
Use the proceeds from the sale to help fund Israel's free universal healthcare

i'm not trans but if there were an option to spend 1000 years as a 20y/o qtpa2t then i'd probably take it

>>213791349
How did you lose money in this bull market?

>>213791371
you porn addicts be crazy tho

>>213791371
I forgot the stat but don't most trannies ack at like age 29?

No sorry I dont have that information on hand

>>213791364
>>213791372
/biz/ told me to sell since august and september is when the market tanks so ive completely missed out on it

>>213791420
when did you sell...

>>213791375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM9lQUneMsY

alright i admit it i've sold moon rocks

Mama Mia

soft boiled eggs are disgusting

>>213791442
no you haven't. there are like 2 moon rocks that have ever been sold legally, both for many big moneys.

>>213791452
There are many things happening in this world that you are not allowed to know about.

>>213791450
those are my favorite

he's so close

>>213791333
alaska will be returned to Russia in due time

Big fan of poached eggs myself. Eat em in muh soupy

>>213791452
One time some nasa scientists stole moon rocks and had sex on top of them

>>213791420
You never gonna make it if you take /biz/ advice! Those guys are clueless or want to promote their personal shitcoins.

>>213791485
Sad. He's not even a bad looking guy.

>>213791485
Based simp god

>>213791485
>Reddit filename

>>213791487
yeah poached are good

my seething at race mixers depends. If I see a white girl with a black or asian I seethe extremely hard. If I see a white girl with a latino it's not good but I wont seethe

>>213791504
He could get a girl prettier than her

>>213791509
fuuuuuck i've been discovered. please don't make fun of me

>>213791504
hes a little ugly and the oversized millennial frames are making it worse

>>213791522
I always change the filename when I repost images from reddit to here

>>213791536
https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M?si=iTCfsgpYKgZZyucx

You a hoe

whoever threw that paper...

>>213791549
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho

>>213788688
very nice

Holy fuck i'm worthless.

>>213791556
Nicki Minaj wrote that while looking in the mirror

>>213791574
New

>>213791581
you're 7 posts early you DUMMY
you absolute BABOON

>>213791595
Oh no
Anyways...

Welp looks like it's on me to save the thread
305

I will help you anon.
Together we will save /cum/.

Actually let's do it this way instead
N

I

G

>>213791675
Eria

anon sayyyyys
“ive come to hate my body,
and all that it requires”

>>213791260
It's more common in young guys than people admit