Thread 213790197

Weapon edish

>>213790197 (OP)
good game

up the ra

shall be boiling some milk and honey and going to bed

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

For a Few Dollars More is not a good film

the autistic german gf

>>213790401
Remember I took my ex-wife to see that in the theaters in Rome and, you're not going to believe this. She actually said I reminded her of Lee Van Cleef, and I said? Who, me? Really? Lol.

Lee Van Queef

might support a chukchi business tomorrow

Ever do a fart and even you don’t like the smell of it

"Tact" generally refers to the ability to say or do the right thing in a way that avoids causing offense or upsetting others. It involves sensitivity, diplomacy, and a keen awareness of social situations. It can also refer to a keen sense of what is appropriate, tasteful, or aesthetically pleasing.

double fantasy on the record player
thermometer is now at 25.5 degrees

>>213790495
Yeah, but I didn't initially realise it was mine
I realised in that moment how much of a disgusting animal I am

Up the bum, no harm done

>>213790435
Ex said I looked like Jason Momoa but in truth I look like Russell Brand

>>213790522
How funny is that

Ngl I'm as leftist as it comes but it's becoming increasingly harder to not to hate the Jews as a whole
I know logically that like 1%-5% of them are really great, good people I'd probably get along with.... but the other 95%+...

>>213790540
you must be a top shagger
how many slags have you had?

>>213790575
Lost count tbphwy

>>213790556
>Video unavailable
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I like pictures of industrial areas and machinery and things like that. I think it looks cool.

>>213790598
rip

>>213790591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVVk9p5l-S0&list=RDbVVk9p5l-S0&start_radio=1

>>213790435
what happened to cause the split?

13%
50%

>>213790600
This is in my town. I think it's pretty cool.
In May or June the harbour gets filled with jellyfish.

>>213790613
Well, I'm glad you asked. Ross Perot happened. I shouldn't say more for legal reasons.

I often have dreams where it's night time and I'm outside looking through a chain link fence somewhere on the outskirts of a city and the scene is bathed in the orange light of a lamp post. The mood is very calm and relaxed. I am close to a concrete tunnel and a small bridge.

Fucking love garlic bread, hate having to order some other shite just so I can eat it. Should be socially acceptable to scran it on it's own

for some reason AI thinks I'm a russian girl

>>213790583
what races have you had?

>>213790684
sounds very liminal very comfy very sovlful

had a dream where gfberg decided to open our relationship and she had 2 additional bfsteins before i knew it, woke up furious

Visit Detroit.

>>213790675
fucking ross perot
that guy lived a life
and obviously shagged your wife

i smell like a combination of poo, sweat, and semen

>>213790688
>garlic bread

i think he should be banned for using "fast catch trick" in Pokemon Go

>>213790735
Not quite that simple, unfortunately. Maybe enough time has passed... no I won't say. Should I? Should I say?

>>213790734
dropped a street view in a random spot in detroit once and it looked nice, far from the war-torn hellscape people say it is. of course that was most likely beginner's luck but it's still interesting

the capital of America's industrial heartland

what's the most lesbian girl's name you can think of?
ruth? marge?

>>213790753
London has fallen...

>>213790763
Patina is my favourite colour.

>>213790772
Maggie or Margret

>>213790756
Why not try a holiday in Detroit?

>>213790775
gregs has been liberated from the islamic caliphate

>>213790772
>>213790778
>all 3 are simpsons characters
hmm

I NEED TO SEE ISRAEL DESTROYED RIGHT NOW!!!!!

>>213790797
same

Did you know that the techno music genre was invented in Detroit?

>>213790772
Knew of a big old one named Bennihanna or something like that. So Ben. The lesbian I lived with for a while got a black eye from her once and they used to fist fight.

>>213790772
Myrtle

>>213790553
just think of the funny jews like jackie mason

>>213790772
every kaitlyn i've ever met (or other spelling variation) has been at least bisexual

>>213790772
Whatever female names are most common in Tel Aviv. Probably Rachel or Rebecca or something.

>>213790797
And I'm sure you will now defend this bold claim with biting logic and irrefutable evidence?

>>213790831
the proof is self evident

>>213790862
the poof (you) is self evident
sybau

lying pig freaks
egotists

Jeff Mills, a Detroit techno artist, famously said that he does not like hip hop music and never did.

>>213790797
shocking and vile
reported

>>213790553
lmao you don't know enough jewish people to make that assessment
what a maroon

>>213790751
go on then

>>213790772
jocelyn

>>213790822
na kaitlyn is a slag name

women who behave like gay men in order to please "straight" "men"

>archive.org has prevented me from taking the book using inspect element

>i still get the book for free.

ah yes..

>>213790806
i hate techno

SICK SOCIETY!!!
BRITISH PEDOPHILES TRAVELLING TO POLAND TO TARGET UKRAINIAN CHILD REFUGEES!!!

INDEPENDENT REPORT

>>213790891
based

Imagine hanging out with Emma Watson and she rips a stinky fart. CORRR!!

>>213790973
kys freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwV9bkmMSA
remember this?
the lyrics are about you
no that's not a good thing
you're not glamorous
it's not flattering

>>213790896
He stole my cellphone. Mind you, this was in 1986 probably? And I know it was him because I called it when I got back to the hotel and he picked up and snickered at me. Anyhow, long story. I sued him, we lost, my wife left me because it was humiliating to her. I could have afforded 1000 of those things back then but it's a matter of principle. My dad didn't raise me to be like that, I don't care who's running for what. I really don't. They BEGGED me not to take it to the courts because he was going to be running as VP remember, but this is just the way I've always been. I think it's probably Aspergers for both of us and my ex caught on and wasn't having it. I actually think they might have threatened her but I'm in the dark these days.

been sober for 2 weeks and still ent lost any weight, dunnae understand it like

>>213791013
Fuck. Did you vote Clinton to keep that evil bastard Ross Perot out of the white house?

>>213790902
blimey

>>213791143
lol the platoon music

Labubu sex arse!!!

How Drake makes his synths?

>>213790700
Azerbaijani, Icelandic, aboriginal, the usual

I need 2 smonk a cigrette like sting
some 1 give me cigrette

having negative thoughts about the government

>>213791253
this...

B74 W51 H73

I should be more machiavellian like sting?
and trudie?
now you tell me

well that's a pony with massive udders

Peep Show. Completely unrelatable because Mark and Jez are both shaggers
Need a smelly runt incel remake

okay so in Angela: Volume 3 there’s this scene with manuel ferrara and angela white where after they’re done banging, angela just starts crying outta nowhere
like legit tears, no fake shit
manuel just holds her and says “you’re so fucking special” and it’s honestly kinda touching
porn usually feels so fake but this was different, real emotion and all that
angela’s said it’s one of her favorite scenes because it shows porn can be more than just sex, it can be real connection too
crazy to see that level of vulnerability in porn

>>213791460
not sure a grotty smeg lord hunched over an imageboard would make riveting entertainment

been wanking to this porn slag who is absolutely stunning but she never shuts up, absolute stream-of-consciousness drivel coming out of her mouth the whole time she's getting shagged

been using a lavender-scented sleep mask recently and i'd highly recommend it. once you get used to it it improves sleep quality noticeably

What is a female orgasm like

>>213791481
isnt it a crime to wank to someone other than angela white in your cunt?

>>213791460
>this man was easily able to get laid in 2003
times have really changed

>>213791497
not a big fan of hers, bit of a slampig

>>213791460
i reckon jez could at least shag grim tarts off tinder

>>213791492
don't know seeing as i'm not a woman unfortunately

>>213791528
trip on

awake
not really too hot i don't think i just went to sleep at like 10 so awake at 4 is about right

chatgpt buggering up for anyone else?

>>213791501
internet has made you insane

porn is for retards by the way
and if you're not retarded and you look at it then you will become retarded

got called a wokeian rapecel by my nan

>>213791501
Wasn't the sexual revolution supposed to benefit everyone.

Anyone remember that old chestnut. Everyone stopped slut shaming and songs about shaking your booty meat were played on the airwaves and women started dressing like hoochie mamas and also 30% of all men started being virgins.

I don't want to say that women just started having 5x more sex with one guy, but the laws of math tell me that's what's happening.

fell asleep an hour later than i usually do, and it completely wrecked me fucking hell

>>213791629
it's not true that 30% of all men are virgins

2-3% of men over age 25 are virgins

wanted to be a postman when i was a kid because of postman pat
very attainable job that i could literally do right now and yet i never bothered with it

Got a new watch what do you guys thing?

>>213791741
Do you think it's more than it was before

>>213791764
hairy

>>213791767
no idea. i'm not denying dating is probably more messed up now or that the pill and resultant sexual revolution haven't had negatives effects as well

>>213791910
you need help

gents
chaps
and somesuch sorts of fellows

>>213791764
looking good

think i'll go to the asda when it opens at six
and then into a big day of gaming and wanking

Non European people should be exterminated

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>213791764
looking good

>>213791959
start with yanks

>>213791917
When I said the sexual revolution I meant the one in 2013.
There wasn't to whole lot to revolutionize. Tumblr started complaining about the word slut being used as a pejorative.

Anyway that's the number according to Fox News. A ton of people are also unemployed. This started happening around the same time, also no for no apparent reason.

>>213791983
>almost 350 million subhumans removed in the blink of an eye including myself
VGH...

>>213791967
I audibly kekked at this image

>>213792004
there's more where that came from

>>213791993
i see

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I8o3gC11bYQ

What he doin

>>213791929
Been built like this since I was 10

since everyone is sharing...

>>213792064
pectus excavatumlad?

rescued hanako and sent her home lads

>>213791910
oh my days

wonder what happened to 3 letter filename trannyspammer

>>213791910
these snarker drama whatever people are insane
they seem genuinely disturbed
did it begin during lockdown when people were isolated and perhaps started watching vloggers obsessively?
everything they say sounds like they think they have a personal relationship with the person and that little things they do which should be totally inconsequential are somehow affecting the snark/drama people's lives... it's so bizarre
it's like they're projecting all of the reason for their unhappiness onto these people

>there's a giant labor shortage at the same time that there are more women in the workforce than ever

This is the kind of walking contradiction that clubs people over the head when they hear it and can't be ignored.
Otherwise, life is as normal and reasonable as it always was. I know based on the normal and reasonable people that I see walking around outside.

>>213792072
No I just carry 100% of my fat at my belly and waist. And tits. And have long arms and a big head making the rest of me look leaner. I'm a freak, let's not forget it.

(*＾-＾*)

the internet has been doing me a service by becoming boring lately because now i've started reading books again

My favorite Pokemon is of course Dark Arbok.

hi pep bomb
or
hep imp bob
or
my hip bop
or
hippy mob

I got one on Christmas.

>>213792193
the way i figure it the internet dropped off hard in the last couple of months because the millenials who made everything good on it finally had enough and left.

And yes you know I found lots of them in Germany at the time, the holo cards

genuinely if you can't find anything interesting online you're either a boring person or dim or both

What kind of weak, pathetic, desperate man gives up his entire white lineage for this?

>>213792260
i am both but everything used to be interesting now you open up youtube and its all just video essays and react content i dont want to listen to a hillbilly talk about the bible and true crime for 2 hours i want something whimsical

I wanted to find a Charizard but of course I was happy whenever got a Dark Arbok.

>>213792282
i participated in a drug trial where they injected me with rna to get me to produce another mans sperm for $500 and it was worth every penny

>>213792282
Do you know?

might buy a dessert from the asda to have after my lasagne
does anyone have any recommendations or inspiration? perhaps something citrusey

>>213792248
think i'm going to cut the zoomers a break and blame AI for this one

send them all back

dangerously low on my pills haha

>>213792248
millennials left the internet did they? all the millennials left the internet en masse in the last couple months yeah?

>>213792366
no excuse in your country

>>213792287
i think i know what you mean. there's just so much profit-driven stuff being put out rather than off the cuff material. of course if you have a specific hobby or interest and look hard enough you'll find things still being made like that, but it's not popular and you don't just happen across it anymore

>>213792306
frozen mini eclairs
or viennetta if they have it
I would say the chocolate orange viennetta but I think it's only for christmas which is annoying

>>213792380
>public bodies
back in my day we called them prostitutes

how come you look at portraits of those ancient chinese fellas and they all have very long (albeit wispy) beards, but if you look at the ching chongs in modern times good luck spotting a single one who isn't completely bare-chinned

Mewtwo of course always was a wonderdul and splendid addition.

>>213792430
Scared of getting escalator'd

stole drugs again
just a little bit to get me through till sunday
daddy didn't say anything about coming on saturday I was hoping he would
I don't know if I'll make it

I "stole" them from a family member by the way who has offered them to me to take whenever I need previously and also the substance is not scheduled here so you may not report me for law breaking

>>213792282
Beautiful.

>>213792510
sort your life out mate

>>213792430
>bare-chinned
More like bare-chinked

>>213792545
hahaha

>>213792387
yeah seems like, its really unfortunate because i grew up on the internet around millenials but they're gone now and i don't know where, like right into thin air. Now its all zoomer drama like fauxmoi and incel-adjascent shit and hasbara funded memes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JiX9QI8zwwo

Fucking god "uncomfortably horny" is the term for it

what if nordics are actually aliens tho

>>213792617
was meant for >>213792373

>>213792633
You're not, you were made by a black man named yakub thousands of years ago, I know you don't want to hear it and its hard to accept but you do have to accept reality.

>>213792635
you're a mong, lad.
your view is explained by the rise of internet access in the third world and AI, not "zoomers"

>>213792248
>>213792617
you are incredibly thick. it's the summer and the retards who would usually be busier are online. this has been happening since forever.

eating salad

this chicken tastes too chickeny

jewish sorcery

pooish saucery

coop opens in approximately 5 minutes going to buy sandwiches and energy drinks and pork scratchings and nicotine pouches

read a book and then immediately watched the film that was adapted from said book

he's buying sandwiches and energy drinks and pork scratchings and nicotine pouches in a chicken coop hahahhaa omd hahah

>>213792735
they’ve got eggcellent prices lol

>>213792747
lmao

you're a nigger if you report posts at 5am tbqh

>>213792722
i think im gonna bedrot all day, probably get high later. drink some chocolate throughout the day and have a small meal before bed. It sounds boring but I'm glad lifes not exciting because that sounds scary.

Why do animal pussies look better than human ones

nor very british in here

>>213792764
couldn't possibly comment as to the action i just took upon reading your racist post and finding myself to be outside of /b/

>>213792793
because you're insane

>>213792732
Does it feature ikea

Every time I try to go to bed at a good time I get constipated and stuck in the bathroom for 2 hours. It can’t possibly be my terrible diet, it’s just the universe trying to ruin me

haddock, chips and peas... fucking 17 quid mate?

>>213792866
not normal to sit on a toilet for two hours
take some docusate sodium

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e9tdlNFABJQ

Fucking ragensha performs no work whatsoever just sits on mobile

Barack Obama

Michael Aquino was a theistic Satanist and a general in the Army and director of psyops.

>>213792908
sounds like a dickhead

Snuffling around the internet like a truffle hog looking for a hint of arse cheek to spaff to after the big porn ban

>>213792892
uhhhh... let me be clear

>>213792957
Sand when it reaches 3090°F

do any of you ever get that we're youre looking at a picture of a person and suddenly instead of being able to figure out whats attractive or not you just think 'that looks like a human' and have a few minutes of derealization where everybody looks super uncanny and the same?

barraco barner

>>213793017
yeah
sometimes I start to notice the monkeyish features in people and it feels weird to remember that we're all animals

sir barrack stormer

im john tickle

>>213793091
This happened to me once when I was going for a walk through the neighborhood. All the houses looked like fake toy houses instead of real houses.

>>213793117
You should’ve gone in them with a hammer while jogging tens of miles away from home in timbs

>>213793134
Why would I do that

>>213792908
no duh bro

>>213793091
>>213793091
i get this when i'm trying to sleep sometimes guess it's mento illness

STOP. An' show me ya wanking loicence mates or it's off to the slammer.

>>213793091
Oh that?

Honestly it's probably an average of once a day nowadays. There's some podcast about some weird bullshit like general relativity and I think about how it's like people have differing perspectives and then the natural world loses some component that gave it meaning.

wank finished
time for bed at 6:30 in the morning
what a life!

>>213793155
I’m alluding to a racist ‘meme’ so that other ‘racist’s can see the meme and ‘chuckle’

bought a key lime pie and some raspberries to have after my lasagne

>>213793208
wrong choice

>>213793204
shut up

>>213793208
Cut the lasagna and eat the pie and raspberries

whats the plan today lads? l might go to my mens meetup group this morning maybe pick up some weed on the way back

>>213793236
Very rude young man

>Trump is Preparing to Offer Vladimir Putin Access to Alaska’s Natural Resources Along With Lifting Some American Sanctions on Russia: Will ‘bolster Putin’s strategic interests in the Arctic region’

LOL

>>213793255
ok

>>213793255
This is definitely real!

>>213793255
5D chess

>>213792965
You're Irish diaspora

>>213792829
no but there's a fair bit of dodgy furniture

Very cool!
Starmers reach grows larger. First my xbox wants me to age verify and now this.

Why do so many Cole Palmer types identify as black Caribbean in the UK? Cole Palmer literally looks like Steve laws

Gn Brit

it's too hot this is how I'm dressed most days now

>>213786782
>Blacks and pakis are openly anti-jew at a far higher rate.
They're low IQ and incapable of resistance.

rorke replying to a post from 7 hours ago

We are living in the final days of the internet, at least in the ZOG West.

People don't realise how much censorship they have planned.

>>213793488
>Palmer is of Afro-Kittitian descent on his father's side of the family.[97][98] His grandfather, Sterry (born 1953), emigrated in 1960 aged six,[98] while his great-grandparents were part of the Windrush generation, migrating five years earlier.[13] Palmer emblazoned his boots with the flag of England and the flag of Saint Kitts and Nevis.[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cole_Palmer#Personal_life

>>213793586
blog on you boring bastard

well rorke?

need more fibre in my diet

playing spyro the dragon again. good game

>>213793686
Rorke will just deny this, like how he denies the Out of Africa theory, even though scientists think the Out of Africa theory is true.

>>213793716
rorke hates scientists unless they're schizophrenic 19th century race scientists

>>213793778
True. Like how he denies man-made climate change, because Rorke is absolutely determined to defend billionaire oil company CEOs.

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>>213793686
mad that n***** bones pollute our soil

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>>213793686
>>213793716
>>213793778
>>213793799
>>213793799
Why are you pretending to be multiple people, you sad and pathetic freak?

>>213792088
>>213792175
oh MY days

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>>213793826
sup crodie

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Whats the most grating accent of a foreign language person speaking english and why is it french

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

rorke runtoid reeee rekt seething leftypops arse poo scran

why aren't my bollocks empty

Keisha yeeted out of the Gherkin by security unc

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

can't they just set a ban timer for him between 7 and 8

James Cleverly

Gordon Strachan's pubes

They're active

Bames Cleverly

Tottenham v PSG tonight at 8pm

a ginger girl who died at sandy hook and pretending to be sponsored followed by randomly by james cleverly cuck posting (not even porn)

why are people here so weird.

Jamal Uncleverly

>>213794037
>>213794037
>>213794037

the hell is a sandy hook anyways

>>213793191
>There's some podcast about some weird bullshit like general relativity and I think about how it's like people have differing perspectives and then the natural world loses some component that gave it meaning.
?