Thread 213791915

طيزي بجعني

>>213791926
سلامة طيزك حبيبي

ملايين الزوامر في العالم الغربي حالياً يفتخرون بعدم امتلاكهم لوظيفة لأسباب ترجع إلى هذه الأسرة من الميمز

How do I stop my coptic wife yelling at me for putting tzatziki on shawarma instead of tahini? She gets so upset over it like an Italian if you slightly modify a recipe

>>213793314
>tzatziki
ts is mad tasteless, why you even put that shit

>>213793927
I like it, makes it taste fresher

May the zionist entity collapse within our days

>>213793314
الطحينة بتتحط عالطعمية مش الشاورما

>>213791915 (OP)
قررت تعلم الفارسية، مهارتي بالانجليزي جيدة

ص10

>>213795656
تعلم لغة مفيدة

>>213797887
حرفيا ماكو لغة مفيدة بعد الانجليزي، الفرنسية عديمة النفع ما دون الهجرة إلى فرنسا و هذا حال باقي اللغات، اتعلم فارسي لزيارة ايران و اختار لغات عشوائي
ايضا اعرف دول الجوار افضل

ummm......nurse? I think i just saw a fox *gets zapped*

>>213798042
لا معك حق

>>213793314
>Tahini on fucking shawarma
I hate egypsies so much, wtf is this shit

>>213794076
Next year hopefully, it will escalate and Israel will be destroyed, sadly too many sacrifices were given and I doubt Palestinians will show gratitude to Iran and it's allies

>>213798579
>Shias who dont even speak arabic
Use em and lose em

اتعلم لغة الفلوس لان هي لغة الكس

how did daesh get their man to become syrian PM

>>213798868
idk how did an austrian man become the president of my favourite country

>>213799017
you would not like it. state tv interviewed syrian man about how bad german culture is, that they are not the same as a people.

>>213798868
Bashar AlAsad was a tyrant, he mistreated his people which made many support the opposition
Sunnis were mostly sectarian many actually fought Assad because he was an alwai
Foreign countries like Turkia, the US and Israel helped aljolani because fuck Iran

Now we have a genocidal and murderous tyrant worse than Assad and Sunni Syrians delusionally think the guy will recreates the ummayad kingdom and liberate sunnis but genociding other groups
Currently the clown attacked the druzes and now want is crying about them somehow genociding sunnis, because the druzes for the entire civil did nothing other than protecting their areas
I feel tired honestly but let them destroy themselves all of this is for a better mid east, they won't see you though

>>213799240
I hope the kurds fuck his shit up, they're totally capable of it unless turkey intervenes
sunni faggots are already saying that kurds should be subjugated by force, insane people

>>213799240
sounds like he's just uniting the country and cleaning up local gangs desu
he must be an israeli puppet right? how else could this work

>>213799307
fuck kurds, there are some germans in their jails because of le islamisms

>>213799350
the problem is that sunnis had an explicit issue with assad uniting the country by force despite being from a different sect and empowering said sect, but they can't see why other groups would feel the same about sunnis doing it this time
it's just hypocritical

>>213799375
why would a german find himself in syria in a kurdish prison for islamism reasons?
probably ISIS fighters that I don't think you want back anyway

>>213799456
well they said they were not fighters, just medical care and constructing prothesis

whatup my homies

>>213799418
the french in 1920-1940 ruled over syria and recruited only non-sunnis creating a military full with alawites, because they didnt want a military sunni uprising.
after syria got independent, alawites were the military, making them a de facto military junta in the 70ies

but algeria is hypermilitarized too, you probably would not get it

>>213799307
I don't hate them, it is just that aljolani is manipulating their feelings to use them for his ulterior motives

He already gave many concessions to Israel, this brings the conspiracy theory that the guy is purposely trying to make the druzes pro Israel and anti sunni, they will help Israel against Syrian Sunnis just like how Palestinian Druzes are helping Israel against Palestinian Sunnis

>>213799706
maybe the syrians shouldn't have been retards who went up against the ottomans (who favored sunnis) only to be taken over by the french only to end up with their territory split up and their sunnis oppressed

>>213800115
i think it went perfectly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtn2Wxai-ug
^this guy says it, he calls it a 'fluke'.

يقول السلف الصالح: الشاطرة تغزل برجل حمار

why are Muslims so damn gay

i was binge watching some videos about how islam handles ruling and politics, in religious texts and السنة النبوية at least and it makes perfect sense
islam as is in it's most puritanist forms is perfect for MENAoids, the same way protestanism made some european nations get ahead of catholics. Islam (again in it's most backwater form) literally just needs a very small reform about Art related things and how to handle science (cut the entire ازعاج علمي) thing and if such religious wave spreads evenly it would benefit countries with despotic rulers like this shithole for example
Again there's always the factor that muslims cant go one second without splitting into 200000 factions so the entire project seems futile

>>213801322
LMAOOO

I think the stories of عمر with سلمان الفارسي (all the times he stops him in the middle of a khutba or the time he asked the audience what would happen if he became a despot) silly but everyone could benefit from them

>>213801322
you shouldn't be desensitized to the naked body, you'll become like the american hedonists

>>213799240
>ابن المتعه مسوي نفسه محلل سياسي
رح كمل اللغه الفارسيه عشان بكره اذا جاء ايراني يبغى يزغب أختك
تروح تساعده

>>213801423
tldr nigger

>For Talal, Riyadh became an escape. When he was 17 and living in Damascus, his father walked in on him having sex with a male friend. He hit Talal and grounded him for two months, letting him out of the house only after he swore he was no longer attracted to men. Talal's pale face flushed crimson as he recalled his shame at disappointing his family. Eager to escape the weight of their expectations, he took a job in Riyadh. When he announced that he would be moving, his father responded, 'You know all Saudis like boys, and you are white. Take care.' Talal was pleased to find a measure of truth in his father's warning—his fair skin made him a hit among the locals.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_rights_in_Saudi_Arabia#Saudi_LGBTQ_community

>>213801322
reminds me of that pic of messi at the beach with his wife in a swimsuit and they just added a black bar over her entire body kek
this is an improvement

>>213794406
>الطحينة بتتحط عالطعمية مش الشاورما
لا تجي هنا أبدا

>>213793171
نحن حقا عائشون في صوصايتي

ma bafham

New big-titted blaqq queen qt found

>>213803381
He became a whore because his ass was set free.

>>213799676
Celebrating Israeli victory in the levant, G-d bless.

Trying to think of a modern leader who didn't do horrendous shit, and the only one I could think is a woman.

>>213804031
>NZ
hard for them to do bad shit even if they tried
that country is more sheep than people

>>213804517
naruhodo

>>213804517
Usually i have a racist stereotype for every country but im completely blank when it comes to NZ. what the fuck even happens there ?

>>213801423
>Again there's always the factor that muslims cant go one second without splitting into 200000 factions
You really say this about islam and not Christianity which you literally did bring up?
>Art and science improvments
??????
>inb4 "well since im shia these things are not allowed so I'd like to make them permissible which is only ever found in athiesm. of course."
>>213801987
damn. okay THIS gets called retarded.

>>213804766
they're sheep shaggers
but that's also the stereotype for welsh people

imagine the day where /mena/ bake gets 5 posts per minute

>>213802997
His father saw him having literal gay sex and he only grounded him for 2 months???????? A simple hit doesn't even seem big, wtf is happening in demascus
I'm not even advocating for beating to dearh of faggots but wasn't he unusually lenient?

>>213805054
*during the day

>>213803188
كعكت

>>213805095
So not during Nafri hours

>>213805054
Urbosa my beloved (futa)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz5vvR43X1k the fucking comments

I hate the Spsin flag that comes on here.

>>213806706
spain flags on mena are always bad news. Never respond unless to body them back to whatever aids ridden hole they crawled out of

>>213799240
all of this happened because levantinos were retarded and killed their kings after falling for the democracy meme.

i had this one picture of like french army of africa, with an asian guy, an arab, a berber, a black man but i can't find the milhis blog
north africa must have been really mixed in 1940ies

>>213806582
I see nothing wrong.

I'm a bong in disguise

>>213804031
i think your flag has produced a few decent leaders
if we're talking bout america then my three favorite got to be Teddy Roosevelt, Reagan, and Trump

>Put the dead Palinigglet baby in the bag, xir
How do y'all respond?

>>213807722
I kill whoever said it.

>>213807815
Falsenvke

>>213807722
أنا بعمل ايه بجثة طفل فلسطيني؟ هل أنا في الآي دي إف في هذا السيناريو؟
في الحالة دي أطخ أعلى رتبة في المكان فوراً فما دونُه لغاية ما حد يقتلني

>>213807722
>>213807936
blud talking like hes not (literally) the next target

gaza tunnels are really smart actually.
it negates the strongest advantage of israel, namely air superiority and satellite imaging.
hamas really maxxed out on anti-western warfare tricks

I think we can all agree that we all are suffering from Falestinian fatigue. It's time to let ts go twin

>>213807722
I nuke zebanon

>>213801322
رياضة تعري الرجلين زي همج الغابة

شفت تعليق لبنت تقول ليه الرجال تفكيرهم وصخ يبون يتزوجون بس عشان "ذاك الشي"

أختي الكريمة... چا ليش نتزوج, علمود نلعب سلة؟

>>213808068
لحم الفلسطيزي يسبب مرض السيدا انتبه
>>213808141
>hezbolmut3ah areas getting bombed for free
Awesomesauce

لا إله إلا علي

>>213802997
>سوري اسمه طلال
بروباغاندا غربية فاشلة لتطبيع المخنثة
شوف اقرب زنجي ودف زبه الكبير بكس اختك يا علج

>in an a major's group chat
>someone posts a meme
>it has a trannyjak in it
Why are retards importing western retardation?

>>213808720
>western retardation
is polish

>ALLAH-SAMA HELP MEEE SAAR MY SANDCLITTY IS GETTING RAPED BY JEVVISH BVLLS WALLAHUMMAH!! WHERE ARE THE UMMAH SAARS
>...

Horrible thread everyone, go kill yourselves.

>العرب والمسلمين مرتاحين ببلدانهم العامرة
>الكافر الليزبياني عايش بحفرة خرا والمسلمين عايشين براسه
عمو اتكل على المسيح وروح مافيه مصاري ههههههههه

>>213808782
Poland is western

Before going into /MENA/ always remember:

ignore lebanese flags (until that retard gets KIA by a stray hezb rocket or preferably a jewish bomb)

Filter american flags

ignore canadians (optional)

>213808981
Put a pager up your ass and see what happens when it beeps

>>213808695
Jesus christ i almost puked

>213808608
Retard

>>213808998
i agree. Kill all lesbians

>>213809206
pic is lesbiananon with his jewish bvll

Kino alert

>>213807722
Dont care about falasteez and I admire bibi but this is the same nigga that was seething about mocking the dead lebateez soldiers the other day btw

>>213809392
wa sir t7wa

>you are lesbian and gay saar
Islam is truly the most sotadic zesty religion if you think about it. Ugly ham-faced women covered in garbage bags, gender segregation and religious texts that mostly consist of micromanaging every sexual impulse, from the poetry of Abu Nuwas to Bacha Bazi culture, no wonder this religion produces so much faggotry-obsessed subcon biomass that disproportionately troon out the minute their carpet merchant father gets a visa to a western country.

>>213809532
There’s like 2 muslims here and you know that, this just wont work nigga, mocking palis worked better

>>213809532
BBC will cure your butthurt

اني بحب كل العرب، حتى الزبنانيين والسعوديين

>>213809621
Mocking paliniggies is fun albeit a low-hanging fruit. Making muzziexisters seethe on the other hand is another level of epic bacon. So much pwnage! XD

thoughts on Nation of Islam?

>>213810156
Their theory on yakubians is true

>>213799307
Kurds occupy land mostly inhabited by Arabs. They constantly kill journalists, snipe children for fun, ethnically cleansed assyrians and turkmens, use extremely lazy and harmful methods of extracting oil to be brought to Israel that results in toxins spreading everywhere and making cancer rates skyrocket. Anyone who isn't kurdish in this only 20% kurdish inhabited area they control gets subjected by the most oppressive ethno fascistic regime the region has ever seen. Make one single Facebook post they don't like and they'll track you down and torture you, often fatally

>>213810156
they are based
their members all dress like this (suit guy)

billion dollar jet beat by 5$ shovel

>>213810425
بيزد آند أخ موزون پيلد

>>213804891
What's this foul midamass trying to say go back to eating فسيخ or some shit i dont think your brain is wired to process complex topics like religion or politics

المضاجعة
ما المضاجعة
و ما أدراك ما المضاجعة
طيز الله الحارقة
التي تضطجع على الأزببة

>>213810692
>إنها عليهم مؤصدة
>في عَمَدٍ ممددة
عبقرية

>>213810692
14 yo facebook atheist tier banter

>>213810811
>"i am le ebin rick sanchez cynic"

>>213810557
لماذا يسمونهو ب الأخ موزون اذ لم يكن من الإخوانجيتس ذو اللحية

fucking is way overrated, you can tell, most are on drugs and not at prostitutes

>>213810946
>and not at prostitutes
????????

>>213801959
Lets help our semetic brethren guys(dont paint leb*non’s flag though)

>>213810936
الإخوانجي العربي و الإخوانجي الأمريكاني ماشي كيف كيف

>>213810557
>پيلد
Something I don't quite understand about transliterating English to Arabic is the use of ي. Isn't پِل the closest way to represent /pJl/? What's the يdoing?

>>213811208
>/pJl/
wtf. That's supposed to be the IPA for "pill"

>>213811208
>Isn't پِل the closest way to represent /pil/?
ده الصح
>What's the يdoing?
مجرد عادة، ده بس منتشر أكتر من استعمال التشكيل

what the fuck is their problem

>>213811408
>that dragonite

>>213811408
they are leaking over gibraltar too kek

Drinking six bottles of heineken to toast greater israel, bibi, and the 2700+ dead lebateez in the last war. Cheers.

>>213811670
>no maccabee

>brown
>cute
>big tits
>pro-Palestine
>likeable personality
What more could you want?

>>213811208
لا تدقق كله يمشي

>>213806805
Its that one Spsin flag that just seethes about Muslims all day

>>213813382
>Spsin
>>213806706
>Spsin
is this a joke I'm not in on

>>213813485
I'm censoring the name.

>>213813523
gay

its almost impossible to win militarily against spain, since its in a coalition with almost every christian power from 1200-1400
you can unite northern africa albeit, and rush science to colonize the americas first, gaining momentum in the later stages of the game

>>213807228
monarchism is cuckoldry, and sauds are masters of the art of being a cuckold. this has nothing to do with democracy but religion

>>213809392
you can tell by the posting style we're not the same person

>>213807228
>levantinos
more like salafists
saudi sheikhs have thoroughly posioned the average rural levantine sunni peasant's mind

شكلي من اشوف زوجي ابو رقية صار ما يكلمني :

>>213818164
اختفيت

Who was the filthy US flag that reported me?

Farjini 7alak ta kassrak

>>213815939
says the frank'd cuckold who can't marry more than one woman

>>213819572
I will jam out to George Sam until you show up

اڡٮل اسٮاٮٮٮں

Stupid ass Sp*in flag thinks he is gangster

>>213812064
White instead of brown and flat instead of big tits.

>>213810811
You don't have to be that nice to xer

>>213819572
Fui yo, cabrón. Qué pues?

>gazan man looks like what christians think jesus looked like
>they still support killing the closest people to Jesus
https://youtu.be/BxbqrIwZDL4

>>213798868
isis want to kill him because he's a democrat

>>213821898
sodas are one of the main reason for ob ct

>>213821600
Both him and jesus are rapebaby bastards of romans dumping their seed inside brown fertile underage women

>>213822081
>ob ct
Why did you type it out like that? Can you go to jail if you say it?

>>213822193
That's the jewish story
But crossturds still worship them

>>213821600
Why do people let religion brainrot them?

>>213822193
انت يهودي لعين قاتلك الله

>>213822398
That's not the jewish story that's what anyone with a brain concludes
Mary fucked some random muscular legionary and made up a schizo story because everyone around her was on lethal doses of desert shrooms 24/7

>>213822529
You're just an unoriginal faggot is all

>>213822590
Honestly compared to her yeah, i mean her situation needed some crazy batshit justification
I dont know what jews worship or do or whatever but i imagine it's another sand cult where adultery is haram and being raped too so she couldnt make an excuse with rape, also her dad was some sort of well venerated schizo lord of schizos so he wouldve honor killed her out of shame
Mary couldve been a blockbuster author if she was born nowadays she had talent for a kid

WTF are you talking about?

>>213820015
marriage is a from of cuckoldry too

>>213822493
hey idiot, did you muhammad married a prepubescent female, maybe you need to stop being a hypocrite

>>213822994
nah

Only if the Comoros could be as based as Indonesia (excluding Aceh)

>>213823117
shut the fuck up already nobody cares you fat cunt

Hi

>>213807228
>all of this happened because levantinos were retarded and killed their kings
Nigga, you also supported the destruction of the Hashemites.

>>213801322
kek what a khrairi

>>213803218
>أنه لا يعلم

those kids in Gaza are paying for your invasion of the West

>>213803635
who's this?

the saudijeet is on occasion very based
countries that kept their king: morocco, saudi arabia, jordan, bahrain, kuwait
countries that killed their king: egypt, algeria, libya, iraq, iran
now what do you notice about these two lists cause if you look at it like this then it really pops out doesnt it
the first list are countries which have been quite stable and provide a relatively high quality of life to its citizens
the latter are countries which have gone from war to war from incompetent retard to corrupt retard
and yet people will still scream how much they want to be like yemen
menaoids are retarded

>>213824626
A coup is not the answer
tabban lil mt3a9been

>>213824626
>countries that killed their king
>algeria
Alkhrya hasn't had a king since the 16th century.

I prefer the LGBT because they are open minded and are not racist unlike conservatives, actually they love brown boys

everyone in this thread is a retarded nigger faggot who should be euthanized and thrown to the ocean to be food for sharks and that will be their only contribution to this world

>>213825766
after (you)

giga chad lives on easy mode
https://youtu.be/pNjjpSmMi9g

>>213826079
no gigachad wear glasses

>>213808319
You know their subhumanity would be tolerable if they even looked good but they look like shit
No one cares if you have your tits out or not

>>213826079
it will never not be funny/horrifying to me that the biggest "socialists" in america are some dude whose father is some rich turk then comes to america and shits on it day in and day out, some fucking indian ugandan whose father is a professor at some "elite" college in deconstuctionalist bullshit, and a fucking jew
more and more of latin american politics is gonna enter into the demonrat party
i know things arent perfect in saud but damn i get a little envious that they have a government that unapologetically doesnt put up with this crap

The Gaza strip needs to be stripped naked.

>>213826739
He can wear anything still mogs you to andromeda ape ass nigga

>>213816194
Blaming khaleejeets for all their broblems like levantlar muzrats aren't retarded sub 80 IQ biodetritus is hilarious. At least the gulfjeets were smart enough to sit back and let the white man build up their oiligarchies while they reaped all the brofits and used pajeets for slave labor. Levantrats on the other hand were too busy picking their toenails and milling in their concrete and sand favelas ping ponging between the "secular" military strongman or the ikhwanji pubic beard-sporting goatrapist du jour. Sad !!

أول كاكاه

>>213827128
ULTRA GIGA TRVTHNVKE TSAR BOMBA
Leb*nese "people" look like zoorian apes and the women are the most insufferable demonic spawns in existence

>>213829113
I'm talking about women in general

>>213795656
لازم تعرف لغة اسيادك، نعم

>>213824621
Goes by "bossanova", "bossvnova", and "ohinova".

>>213827594
maronite dog you are next

>>213827585
you don't know how I look to say that

خطيبهم الذي يخطب لهم، يدعو يوم الجمعة. كافر يقتل. ولا يستتاب، وتحرم عليه زوجته، ولا يرث ولا يورث ماله في المسلمين. وتعتق أمهات أولاده، ويكون مدبروه للمسلمين. يعتق أثلاثهم، بموته، لأنه لم يبق له

>>213830522
That bitch looks hispanic

>>213831624
you posted ur pic , ur a manlet ngr

>>213832428
Don't really care if black or spic, it's brown skin either way.

Why do you guys hate yourselves and other arabs?

>>213833320
I love all Arabs.

>>213824463
it was a special holy cleansing operation of makkah and madina you fucking chud, the hashemites are still alive and well in jordan, and the same could have been true in the levant.

it's summer and this thread is dead
over for /mena/
>but muh 4chan is dying
not really, they're still have 20 /brit/ threads a day

>>213824231
Based
Where to DL this book in arabic?

>>213832490
not me retard

>>213833999
And british people need a license to post here too. So we got no excuses.

>>213835027
>>213833999
That's a good thing, it means Arabs have a life, unlike whitoids.

>>213835403
I guess africans have the most life of anyone because they don't post here

>>213833999
This thread is shit what do people even talk about here besides coomerism and the same endless sunna vs shia feud
Come to think of it araplar only think about these two things and have only done that for 1400 years now. Insane i know

>>213836073
genuinely baffling to me that someone would find a coomer anime board and think oh yeah, ali vs that faggot salafis worship forgot his name is what I'll talk about, this is exactly the place to do it

>>213836073
If you hated it you wouldn't come here.

>inb4 "I come here to laugh at it" cope
If that were true you wouldn't be bitching about it.

*drops a cargo container full of HRT medications into the Zamzam well*

>>213837324
>it actually makes mussisters manlier

>>213837345
>mussisters
>مص sisters

Actual redpill: the khralestinian diaspora doesn't do jackshit for their home "country". In fact most of them disown it because they do business with jews in the west.

Actual redpill: go back to india

>>213839090
Lead the way

realest redpill: you need to be whiter than poo to post here, not so fast, diaspoojeets

>>213837345
hrt means hormone replacement therapy and isn't locked only to estrogen, therefore this is factual, both for men (as you will be increasing the t levels) and women (replacing estrogen with t)

>>213839283
yeah I know but that's not funny is it now mr. "I considered trooning so I know too much about this"

>>213839454
not that anon
this is just explaining what letters mean با قحبة يا كرغولي

>>213839512
k tranny

redpill actual

>>213839814
https://youtube.com/shorts/nIf4HXDqAYU?si=XFK0v3ZFA6Z1cy75

>>213835909
they're too busy satisfying white tourists with their BBCs

>>213839814
dont let the door hit that fat ass of yours

>>213836073
>sunni vs shia feud
This board is just starting fueds between religions and it is annoying as fuck.
I miss it when this board was actually talking about international stuff but now it is just ragebait posts insulting religion.

>>213841701
Aren't you the BOT that's ass blasted and seething over ex-muslims all the time.
If so then you're a part of the problem.

Sisters.... is it true?

>nooo block 2/3 of flags cause theyre not pure
>nooo you cant talk about that
>nooo i want my heckin wholesome /mena/ thread
>nooo why isnt anybody talking
>/mena/ dead guys

>>213842032
That's not me

>>213839170
Not me but maybe you should tell us a little about LGBT culture in India

>>213810156
Hilariously stupid

>>213839043
Actual redpill: fuck off back to India and fool sapport there you fucking dung muncher