Thread 213796398

eno

No edition

wtf

can't seriously expect me to use this one

right
back we go

>>213796444
WTF WHY
demonic trips

>>213796471
Shame about the face

>>213796443
>>213796470
>>213796470
Non yank edition

it's not ok to report this thread when I've done nothing unlawful
brian eno is good anyway you will enjoy him

My wilkins is so hard

>>213796471
>layers of slap
>filters
>still looks ugly as fuck
would hate how grim she looks in the flesh

captcha: WAYNK

Need to finger her bumhole.

it's beautiful

>>213796543
no you don't. Shut up.

>>213796652
I do and I want to lick the poo off my finger afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTxdKFE826E
<3

just sitting here me. pure sat down

>>213796686
good lad

just had a very satisfying nose pick

>>213796716
this is dangerous
please at least clean your hands before and after
and try to use a tissue

>>213796667
There won't be any poo. Emma Watson doesn't poo, she shits

the 'atberg

Rorke got his ma some pressies. Nowt wrong with that in my opinion.

pinching my ballbag with mole grips and swinging them around

>>213798484
Hello i was led to believe there would be a funny bill gates picture here

>>213797646
good old john honey

>>213798525
don't know what you're talking about

Just learned a new Japanese word 我慢汁 (gamanjiru) meaning precum.

>>213796541
>no screenshot

didn't happen

So it's not a crime for a dinghy man to enter your home provided the police believe he wasn't going in to rob or worse

>>213798618
Chat is this true ?

>>213798568
尿道球腺液 (nyoudoukyuuseneki) if you want to be more medical

>>213798618
that's the thing, if they don't make land on the beach then the dinghey just floats up the river and eventually through the sewers and pipes and bubbles up through the sinks in one's home

>>213798641
why is it so long

anime

>>213798618
to commit trespassing you need to be informed that you're trespassing
can't know that if the signs and verbal warnings aren't in your language can you

sad to report that my controller has stick drift. RIP to a legend x

>>213798568
naruhodo, self control soup desu ne

who is gonna take the refugees from palestine? im thinking the uk personally

Just farted

My French press is arriving soon, shall be using it to make cold brew.

>>213798719
why are they sitting on the floor when there's a dining table with chairs right there

>>213798765
more comfy

last time i scroll down to look at amazon reviews for boxer briefs

>>213798757
Genuinely the worst method of making coffee, might as well just use those tea bags the result will be identical.

>>213798715
alright but they have to take a small boat all the way here

'CCHIONE situation in engerland?

>>213798715
Should go to Saudi, Qatar and UAE or Israel keeps them.

>>213798787
Retarded post

>>213798799
I was thinking business class on an airbus but thats just me

>>213798787
Wildly incorrect.

dont eat that many vegetables

if america and israel went byebyes the world wouldn't be too bad me thinks

>>213798818
>>213798836
It's a glorified teapot with a built in strainer.

Against better judgement I believe I'll be having booze tonight. Probably for the rest of the week.

actually forgot what the captcha looks like

had a terrible sleep and feel like shite now

Dogshit edition

>>213798874
All coffee should be brewed

berated the hapa protogf and she hasnt contacted me since

>>213798891
sleep apnea

>>213798874
A worse strainer than paper filters btw

Just had a brilliant wank to some onlyfans leaks

the country i hate the most is china

HUGE sale on chicken this week
finna stock up

>>213798857
China and Russia would go on a mad one. Bonus is we might annex NZ before someone else does.

my job is too complicated to be replaced by AI

>>213798907
no my bedroom was 25 degrees last night, is 25 degrees now

been using this for coffee my whole life
rentbergs used it, bought one for myself too
the cafe methods connoisseurs have a lot in common with audiophiles

Dulux cunts only sent me two of the nine paint samples I ordered

just blew my racist dogwhistle

>>213798979
Definitely the best method for low-price appliances, but get a stainless steel one your future brain will thank you for it.

>>213798893
it's a very very very very good edition

>>213798971
This desu.

>>213798874
What’s your point? For making cold brew I’ll probably pour it through a paper filter afterwards anyway

Don't really drink coffee and I don't know how to make any other than stirring a spoon of nescafe in a mug of water from the kettle. So I don't know what any coffee related words mean.

Sex with Emma Watson and her excretions.

I just drink decaf instant nescafe sometimes with a little pinch of regular in

>>213798656
fuck knows
probs because they just whack related characters together to make words
尿道 - urethra (piss + street)
球 - ball
腺 - gland
液 - liquid

I like the way Chinese and Japanese words are constructed, ended up sparking an interest in etymology for me.

>>213799038
Wouldn't it be better to get those cold brew filter bags then to save the extra step?

>>213798979
those make me think of italy. never bothered using them

>>213799046
you and me are the best coffee drinkers in the thread

>>213798910
>muh sediments
Not really an issue, as it doesn’t affect anything.

>seeing two people arguing on 4chan
>jump in and pretend to be the other person to make it even worse
Always makes me laugh

>>213799013
it is stainless steel. do the others let some heavy metals in the brew which pass the brain blood barrier or something? it's like that whole thing about pots & pans, when i go eat at other people's homes and see they use pans with the non sticky chemicals put on it i'm freaked out

It's too clammy

Personally, i eat whole coffe beans every morbning and then put a log of my turd in a coffee mug, addd boiling water and stir.

>>213799046
For example i dont know what the fuck this is unless its a tiny kettle
>>213798979

>>213799065
Think you deliberately being provocative and antagonistic

>>213799046
i've made coffee from a drip filter method and a french press and honestly a good instant isn't that much worse to make it worth the faff
never tried moka pot
my mates coffee machine with pods was amazing though and i'm thinking of getting one even if it costs a bomb and is a cunt to clean

>>213799046
I’m a coffee nonce who owns an expensive Gaggia espresso machine, a Fellow grinder, Aeropress, V60, buys single origin beans from the roaster I have in my neighbourhood.

But when I go to my mum’s place or in the office I happily drink Nescafé with milk and sugar, there’s literally nothing wrong with it. Sometimes have pre ground coffee as well from the supermarket, it’s all fine for what it is. Never let people tell you you shouldn’t enjoy something a certain way.

>>213798874
My teapot has a built in strainer

>>213798910
Its double strained. The bit you push down has a fine mesh strainer

I am poo.

Which superpower are you choosing? I'm thinking invisibility in the dark

when i was a kid, i though a Clean Sheet in football meant that someone was taking notes of all the events in the game and they ran out of paper at the end so they had to put one player's stats on a new sheet of paper
just thought i'd tell you

>>213799074
ah I see
somehow I feel like it would be better if there were some spaces or hyphens in the romanized version

>>213799086
You mean like those cloth sacks you brew it in? Thought about that but seemed like a faff washing it and drying it and everything. With a French press I also have it available to make hot coffee in batches if I need it. I’ll try it this way and see how it goes.

>>213799163
I thought it meant when Gary Lineker had wiped his arse

>>213799121
I got one of these and it's really worth not having to fuck about with pods and you have a better choice of beans.

>>213799098
Traditionally they are made of aluminium which is linked to dementia supposedly.

>>213799091
Its like fixing cars mate I've no idea how to do that either. Sure it could be useful and rewarding but may as well be another language if you're not exposed to it.

>>213799154
revive the bugs <3

>>213799154
i already communicate with fruits on here guess i have a superpower already

>>213799154
Suoerhuman strength for 1 second. Kill Rorke with one punch

>>213798971
people say my job will be replaced by AI
delivering supermarket shopping
i'm ok with it if it is replaced, ill go on universal basic income, but i dont see how it can be
unmanned vehicles would be too dangerous. im sure ai could do the actual driving, maybe in future. would maybe make the job easier but also take the fun out of it. anyway i hope im out of the job before then because its still many years away.
and some type of robot to take the shopping from the van to peoples doors would cost a fortune, way more than me or my colleagues are paid. ai cant replace that part, which is the actual difficult part of the job. then again ai wouldnt give away freebies like i do. anyway i hope im dead before ai is actual used for anything other that data and jokes

>>213799179
You can buy disposable ones as well that are similar to paper filters.

>>213799154
couldn't trust myself with invisibility, i'd def get up to some raping

like kevin bacon in blockbuster film "hollow man"

I love spending time with my friends on /brit/ while working<3

>>213799154
Control remote controls, approach MI6 and tell them I can fuck the Russians over in exchange for cash.

>>213799206
what about drones

>>213799088
makes me think of Spain

>>213799121
>drip filter method
>french press
>instant
>moka pot
>coffee machine with pods
See I need a glossary with diagrams

>>213799211
ktim

>>213799212
rather large migrant boat headed towards you there

>>213799212
I'd recognise that ThinkPad anywhere! Spaino <3

Coffee is incredibly overrated

>>213798962
whats annex, straight up

>>213799154
Superhuman strength for 1sec. Become world heavyweight champions through KOs

>>213799191
interesting
so it's like the canned tuna and mercury situation making people angry if they abuse canned tuna

Nowt wrong with a scoop of nescafe in the cup and just shaking your spoon in the water

>>213799259
coffee is aptly rated you mong

>>213799234
Diversity built this

>>213799259
I do prefer tea most of the time but it's nice once in a while
haagen dazs coffee ice cream is really good though

>>213799252
That'll be the yanks on the party boat.

>>213799278
I think the mercury applies to all fish, nothing to do with the canning, but tuna is one of the worst because they are long-lived and eat a lot of fish themselves, so accumulate more mercury over their lifespans.

>>213799229
what about drones?

>>213799212
this photo is a beautiful artwork

>>213799209
Interesting.

>>213799336
they can deliver the shopping

>>213799299
It's warm and bitter, not sure why people go mad for it and it now costs nearly 4 quid for a fucking cup from costa

We will wank them off on the beaches

>>213799347
It's the view I always see when I'm with my friends on /brit/ <3

>>213799121
Grim. For me its 5tbsps of coffee into the cafetiere pour in 95°c water wait 5mins, depress cafetiere then pour into mug

I have a working theory that hair on the pussy contributes to most of the foul odors that men who eat it regularly complain about. Think about all that gets caught up in that hair...sweat, gunk, period blood, honestly makes me gag a bit.

TLDR for the sake of your health and her pleasure, make her shave it.

>>213799315
:(

Be honest. Would you get up to some raping if you were invisible in the dark? Where?

>>213799328
wtf you can invisible write?

never had a "real" coffee so don't really know
never had a "real" tea either

Love my €2 mocha from lidl.
Get it every day.

>>213799371
>ask for one for Christmas
>follow instructions online
>the bottom of the cup is full of ground coffee
>it tastes acrid and disgusting
No idea what I did wrong

When you think about it Brexit really should have required >60% of the vote

Utterly insane that the country's whole future was decided by a 51% result

Basically won on the backs of UKIP gigaboomers who are without question already dead by old age now anyway

>>213799362
and you seem cold and bitter, it’s just a beverage mate

>>213799371
>5tbsps of coffee
lmfao i put one tablespoon in my moka pot and i guarantee it's still richer than what comes out of your cafetiere

Only problem with coffee is the cans are too small. I need 500ml of coffee like an energy drink, not some piddly little 250ml thing.

Never used a cafetière or coffee machine in my life and would feel too embarrassed to use them in an office space if I had to

>>213799382
Guacamole because I'm a zesty-ass nigga

>>213799395
>Go into girl's bedroom
>Silently unscrew all the lightbulbs
>????
>Let the raping begin

;)

>>213799357
can they? how would that work? pakis order 100kg of bottled water. i cant see a drone being able to hold that much or it being cost effective to fly it

>>213799376
poofta

Oh my good heated up bitter adrenaline bean juice!!! What a GREAT start to the day

>>213799371
yeah that's how i was doing the french press but cleaning it was a nightmare
10 minutes of work for a cup of coffee that has grounds in it

>>213799428
How so?

>>213799395
Probably not, I don't think I'd enjoy sex if the girl didn't enjoy it too.

I simply cannot be arsed with any of it

>>213799402
I thought it was idiot proof... im sure youre not an idiot

@213799460
grow up

>>213799474
battyboy

I really set the freaks off by mentioning that I bought a French press didn’t I

>>213799440
its not rape because they think they are being fucked by a ghost and women love that supernatural shit

>>213799462
Just rinse it out with water and throw the grounds onto the compost

pimped hob
or
bopped him
or
mod hippy
or
hippydom

the fit

>>213799484
Don't just leave it, then slowly push down and then pour? Was I pushing it too hard?

>>213799473
because pressure is a superior method, the fact you need 5 times more coffee than I do is proof in itself you are spending 5 times as much money to make your coffee and it probably tastes worse as well

>>213799206
I doubt it will anytime soon, maybe driving is automated.
The big thing is the human touch of delivering the food. A lot of people look forward to that. Sure a robot could do it but not much cheaper or reliably for many years anyway. Great job BTW my favourite was asda van delivery. So much fun.

Just saw catberg swallow about a pound of her own hair

all kicking off in china lads

2 teaspoon Tesco Gold. In.
1/2 teaspoon Silver Spoon granulated sugar. In.
Bring the water to a boil, pour it, gently, over the top.
Coffee: Done. Fucking Delicious

>>213799514
Or a black man. They love that shit too

>>213799525
1930s - 1950s was peak mens fashion

>>213799405
i voted brexit but in hindsight there shouldn't have been a referendum
if we can't trust our government to decide that then we've got bigger problems than being in the eu
still glad we're out but it's our government that needs sorting more than our eu membership
the years following brexit proved that

Drinking coffee is as bad as drinking energy drinks

Salivating thinking about food but it’s 11pm and I got to sleep. Only thing I eat today was a muesli bar and some cans of beer

>>213799428
Not keen on weak coffee me. But enjoy

>>213799556
but coffee is natural

I like tea personally, quite fond of teapigs but they are VERY expensive so I usually just stick to YORKSHIRE, TETLEY, and PG TIPS.
Also enjoy MASALA CHAI

>>213799534
One tablespoon in my mocha pot last me 5-10 steeps you cretin. the more coffee you use the less time you need to brew it and the more you can use for subsequent brews.

Couldn’t care less about money, i am beyond that game

>>213799560
How do they know im doing better than that

time for bed because i'm a night shift worker

>>213799535
>Great job BTW my favourite was asda van delivery.
Thats what I do. It is fun but does have its downsides. Some times I look for other jobs but fuck it this is easy, can be fun, and pays the bills.

As the years go by, I relate to him more and more.

>>213799525
is that dick tracy

>>213799560
>automate everything (saving, bills, debt payment)
retarded

Mad how destructive food delivery apps have been for this country and Europe

>>213799540
Haha crazy Chinks what are they like

>>213799615
Used to really like this programme despite it being objectively not very good

>>213799576
yorkshire gold and masala chai are excellent
not had any black tea in ages myself though
it's all coffee, booze, and them herbal teas these days

>>213799540
I love this video
it is better than any film I have seen in the last five years

fuck sake caught my shenis in the zip of my skirt

>>213799540
Millennials watching this thinking it's real

/brit/ isn't a place, it's a state of mind

chicken tikka masala chai

>>213799539
:(
please brush her

>>213799237
would kill for a space like that instead of my shitty open office

Ever heard of this heavy metal thing? Pretty cool, some British bands too

>>213799641
screaming

>>213799628
nobody cooks any more, they just sit at home consuming slop

the incelfitness aussie was right

>>213799540
I like how much it feels like a dream especially when the plane comes around the corner

>>213799682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kultPul2ThE

what did japan mean by this

Is that matgeek?

>>213799641
saving this to my roxy music folder

doing a think

haircut toil complete

should be illegal to operate a woodchipper in a built up area it's so fucking loud
cut the fucking logs down and take them somewhere else you fucking lazy pricks

>>213799696
i mean going to gym is great, however you don’t build proper strength thoughbiet

>>213799728
So this is Rorke...

>>213799534
That isn’t how coffee extraction works mate lol, you’re barely even getting much pressure from a moka pot anyway. It gives maybe 1.5 bars of pressure vs an espresso machine which could be 15 bars or more.

i have become aware of a plan by the devil involving a specific number which will be showing up here and there during many big events signifying that the devil has manipulated it. some of these i can gamble on. my question is to you, will i be sent to hell by god if i profit from my knowledge of the devil's plan? because i haven't heard from god in long enough that i'm confident now that he won't be letting me know himself. what do you think? because i don't want to be punished for this.

>>213799754
throw yourself into it

>>213799576
Vile slop

>>213799772
put a sock in it mousenonce

>>213799772
the number is 72 it's my post number. i urge you all to be careful.

>>213799789
ktim

Alright fellas I need to logoff. One less yank to worry about. Got a lot of stuff going on in my life right now and if I don't lock in I'm going to lose focus. Let me leave you with one bit of advice: getting into a committed relationship with somebody you love is one of this life's greatest blessings. I was borderline suicidal last year until I met my girl and then everything changed. Good luck you bastards and thank you for all the laughs.

>>213799759
How do you strength train?

>>213799696
im not into muscle women

'ri

>got called out by a uk flag for being an ESL
>after a 100% correct post
I immediately knew he was some brown anus

>>213799754
had what sounds like a woodchipper start up in my residential area recently as well
the government could be throwing people into them and we'd never know, or be able to expose it or stop it

I find that strong tea tastes slightly fishy

She wants a borderline suicidal man

still waiting on the joiner but managed to get my poo done, window open and some bleach poured down the toilet so I reckon it should be smell free by the time he arrives

>>213799841
link the post pal x

>>213799846
probably all the foreigners chopping down all the ancient woodlands in their areas

>>213799869
Didn't you have the same dilemma with the plumber last week?

>>213799815
Low reps heavy weight
>>213799846
It seems quite messy, why wouldnt you be able to know stahmah woodchipped some lad when there is blood and flesh splattered everywhere

Unironically dont buy Yorkshire tea after they said people who dont support BLM shouldn't buy their tea

>>213799848
japanese and korean teas taste noticeably fishy/savoury. (to me the smell like fried chicken). Chinese teas don't really have that taste at all.

>>213799815
live on a farm and toil as a tradie me, so i’m always doing physical labour
explosive strength from gym is great for that application, but no stamina

>>213799826
What am I looking at?

We're always one step behind him
He's Brian Eno, Brian Eno

>>213799900
no, must have been someone else. Seems to be a common problem (dying for a poo when you know someone is on the way to work on the bathroom)

>>213799905
stick a bin bag over the bit where the stuff comes out

um, can we not?

brian eno - music for the oncology ward

>>213799909
>they said people who dont support BLM shouldn't buy their tea
did they really say that?
fuck that

>>213799930
Yeah I ask because I posted about the very same problem about 6 months ago

>>213799924
the poor chap who got lost on the way back to his hotel and accidentally went into someone's house

>>213799971
lol yeah
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52978990

>>213799999
mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn cock pong bradley walsh rorke yhe binble screaming

i don't support blm after i found out who was responsible for asian hate
now i support stop asian hate and drink asian teas and shag asian birds in my dreams

>>213799879
>>213797256

>>213799841
pakis hate italians lmao

Teapot with an infuser, loose leaf tea bought from a local tea and coffee supplier.

music for the Unc-ology Awards (whatever uncs listen to)

>>213799936
Would it be able to hold the weight of a 120kg lad?

>>213800000
>Tea brands Yorkshire Tea and PG Tips have voiced support for the Black Lives Matter movement (BLM) after boycott threats from critics.

>It began when Laura Towler, a far-right vlogger based in Yorkshire, praised her local brand for not having voiced support for the movement.

>Yorkshire Tea said it had not yet commented on the BLM protests as it had been "taking time to educate" itself.

>It tweeted: "Please don't buy our tea again."
i fucking won't

>>213800000
Funny as they pay 3rdies like 5p a day to pick 10tons of tea but nvm ey

>>213799560
For me, its 50k saved, net worth 185k

>>213800000
Total BLM victory

>>213800006
esl as fuck lol sorry ciccio better luck next time

>>213799990
Did he? Where was this?

>>213800006
done him

does anyone else think 60k palestinians killed isn't actually a proper massive genocide like it's made out to be

going to Clarkson's pub in a few weeks lads
what would you recommend?

i buy the cheapest tea from tesco

Racing to the kitchen to crosscheck the political affiliations of my tea and coffe

>>213800073
apparently its dog shit

>>213800073
sad thing is this isn't even relatively expensive, these days

skinny yardie goons are waking up

>>213800073
go to a better pub, you fame whore

>>213799990
What a silly billy. Looks like he's getting a stern telling off from that police officer though, so that'll be lesson learned.

>>213800057
I asked copilot and it says I am right

'cide
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off
*walks away and talks to somebody else*
>Phone up speculatively asking for work
>gif
fuck off
>replying to a 30 minute old post
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>>213800056
What they up to these days?

>>213800082
more plastic than tea

>>213800073
get the hock

>>213800035
doesn't have to be a bin bag
you could easily modify a woodchipper to turn human bodies into flushable waste
big pipe pointing into the drains? who'd know?
wouldn't surprise me one bit if this was the current stage of the war on native brits

>>213800073
Get the soup of the day it's my favourite.

>>213800097
oh yeah that ought to get me instagram likes
>in a pub in whogivesafuckshire, please give me a follow!
use your bloody brain

>>213799974
Is this the Flamingoland I've heard so much about?

>>213798605
>>213798605
>>213798605

Every time I tell someone I am a delivery driver. They act surprised and say "You have a driving license?". Is this normal?

what would you name a pub if you opened one lads?

>>213800184
id probably keep the existing name. im not opening a wine bar.

I was always more of a Bryan Ferry man