Thread 213798605

obelix edition

>>213798605 (OP)
Need a whole roast wild boar pronto

poo smells lmao

>>213798696
once ordered a full roast chicken and a crate of stella delivered
that was a great night

>>213798861
wiish i had another one right now

>>213798861
Sounds nice but its not really comparable to a whole roast wildboar

when i read asterix as a kid it always made me want to try roast wildboar

then i did try it and it was a bit disappointing

>>213799041
Is it not like normal pork?

gutted that tesco doesnt do hot rotisserie chicken anymore. and dont say they do because its a tesco extra and they dont have it there
>captcha VHM2G
very hot meal to go

>>213799090
it's much greasier and stronger tasting. not bad just not as delicious as i was expecting

maybe it's just my palate though

My colleague always talks about a couple shes friends with called Katy and Deano. Have to hold in laughter every time she brings them up. What've you all done to me haha

Need a spit roasted nigger rn x

>>213799041
This, plus asterix always diving in wine barrels made me think it was like a delicious juice, did become an alcoholic

>>213799160
Are there a lot of them there? Meant to be a problem in some states here. Need more people eating wild animals. The amount of kangaroos that get killed here and go to waste on the roads is sad.

Women are the new men

>>213799467
Wonder if Abos ever shagged kangaroos, can you confirm?

>>213799583
It will have happened

>>213799451
i'm just remembering now how traumatizing the orgy scenes were from asterix in switzerland

>>213799467
haven't eaten wildboar here, had it on a couple of different occasions in italy

sometimes i wonder about trying kangaroo meat i see for sale at the food market. not sure if i'm that adventurous but maybe i should try it sometime

>>213798696
>Another roast? That's the third today

wonder if future generations will ever wake up and gas all non-whites

what would you name a pub if you opened one lads?

Eating 1,500kcal a day, and haven't lost a pound in three weeks - very frustrating. Dropping my intake, but at my height and weight 1,500 should be fine

>>213800060
more likely to suck their wilberts

what would you name a pub if you opened a new one lads?

>>213799119
I think apart from Waitrose and Morrisons all the supermarkets got rid of their deli counters, no more fresh fish, meat, cheese, cold cuts, all gone, and because most Brits have a shitty attitude towards food they don't even care.

>>213800198
Terrone's

>>213800198
The Pub

>>213798929
nyooooom

leftypol smiling with tears in his eyes as leftydadberg explains that his final wish is to be put through a woodchipper and scattered in a flowerbed

>>213800210
The Bradley Walsh

>>213800198
MacDonald's

>>213800198
The Bum & Poo

>>213800198
The Bell Inn

finished reading a book (by a british author and with a distinctly british aesthetic) and started watching the film adaption and they've changed the setting to america. should be illegal. imagine if they tried to get away with this with harry potter.

>>213800198
the cock and balls

>>213799342
>a couple shes friends with called Katy and Deano
ahaha Katy and Deano you cant make that shit up

>>213800198
The Battered Rorke

>>213800225
Greek men are great runners, they invented the marathon

>>213800198
The hairy minge

Wouldn't mind having a gf whose face I could gently slap my hard willy against tbqh x

Free the paedos

>>213800264
They invented gayness also I hear.

>>213800198
thanks for posting that again for me!

>>213800220
ethnic rubbish

>>213800224
hipster rubbish

>>213800240
based

>>213800243
hahahahahahahahaha

>>213800244
hahahahahahahahaha

>>213800245
think i've been there before

>>213800256
hahahahahahahahaha

>>213800261
lol

>>213800273
cringe ireland post

>>213800205
It comes off in big jumps. Your empty fat cells are retaining water and will flush it out soon enough.
Unless you literally haven't moved in all that time.

Currently admiring the horsebergs on the other side if the river.
Beautiful beasties.

>>213800264
I'm so incel, when I hear the word Marathon I think of the battle, not the race.

drinking a lager beer

leaky pg tips wagging on facetime for katy

>>213800264
big talk from an Italian, notoriously hairy

>>213800312
Get them minced up and shaped into patties

>>213800317
Going Krakow next week know if there's anything cool there to do?

>>213800303
Aye I'm hoping it's the "woosh" phenomenon, fingers crossed. I walk about two miles a day, not enough, but its something.

>>213800327
tesco licking their lips

>>213800315
Forren muck

willy blacked porn, and i don't care

>>213800198
The Bald Tyre

slippy batons enticing katy

>>213800364
um

>>213800205
Don't drop your intake mate, stick with it for a few days and you'll probably see a sudden linear drop

>>213800198
Swan & Paedo

>>213800362
hot

the long and winding chode

>>213800312
I live in a horse racing town and its always pleasant running into one of these fellas. Find myself pondering the horses ancestry, all the way back to the steppe. Wherever we Europeans have been, so too have they. Our greatest friends behind dogs.

The Baton and Katy

*opens my duster jacket revealing rows of inner pockets lined with greggs sausage rolls and yum yums*
they're a bit hot, if you catch my drift

WE'RE GETTING BLACKED FROM ALL ANGLES

RORKIREZ, TAKE THAT PAKI ZA SHOP!

>>213800198
the rolled back foreskin
(try our cheese selection!)

>>213800345
It's not much but you will lose weight over time. Don't know how big you are but 1500 is low. The hard thing is actually counting it properly and not missing the odd hundred calories here and there.

oh cute janny and the mods have gone completely retarded again!

>>213799618
I thought the tripes in honey looked and sounded delicious

>>213800404
Appleby

>>213800368
still a good 100k miles on that

ah so 10cm and pals going to be at it for the next 16 hours on /brit/'s tax money, yeah?

>>213800368
If Reform UK did tyres

>>213800198
Val-U Pintz
tells the customer that we're good value and also trendy

the cronem yutes are getting fed

>>213800386
Will do - down 60lb from heaviest, was hitting 1.8lb a week average, feels bad seeing it slow but thats part of the journey I suppose

>>213800198
Janny and the Mods

>>213800422
Thought rorke loved capitalism

Fuck me up the arse I’m Irish

>>213800460
the cuckle brothers have been given carte blanche to do whatever they want, even openly fantasising about paedophilia

the moderation team supports it.

>>213800341
Outside the normal salt mines/auschwitz/castle/river tour/shooting range stuff?
There's a big arcade museum where you can play on all the machines. To the East of the city is a Stalinist district with an old nuclear bunker from the Cold War you can tour, and they do trips in old commie cars. A Witcher pub with an archery range on the inside or a sailor themed tavern shaped like the inside of a ship. A cat cafe that's not shit. You should try the blue Nysa van sausage grill for sure. I like the aviation museum, they have a big bunch of planes and helicopters sat about.

>>213800485
that is basically an irish person's idea of humour yeah

>>213800444
Nah lad, Epsom, Surrey. My birthplace, my home, my muse. The most comfy place in all of England I reckon. Warwick Davis is also from here, which with those posts made about him makes me chuckle

>>213800404
I'll be visiting you in Cheltenham soon lad.
Fancy a pint?

whatever happened to working class people being part of brass bands and performing in brass band competitions
seemed common at the turn of the 20th century

might turn my filter off to see what you're all moaning about

>>213800469
When you're sixty, or seventy, do you think you'll still be doing this? Rather than having grandchildren running about you, will you be posting on whatever forum exists by that time about Katy and cronem?

i hate sluts

>>213800506
>Warwick Davis is also from here
be honest if you saw him late at night and nobody would ever know, would you throw him in the river

>>213800511
Fraid not lad >>213800506

could have sworn warwick davies died

Mad how this happened and everyone just got over it.

I've fucked it I've fucking fucked it all up

>>213800501
Nice one cheers mate. Made a mistake it's next month I'm going and I'm going for a week. So I have time to think
Defo do that blue van thing cause I'm a greedy cunt I'm gonna be eating at a lot of places and drinking beers

mad how THIS happened and everyone just got over it

>>213800566
No river here, but if I saw him I'd approach him and say "4chan sends their regards Mr Davis" and run off

>>213800585
that was his wife
mandingo effect

fucking seething again

>>213800608
im also there next month x

The Small Boat Cronem are settling into their new abode xx

>>213800425
248lb, down from 310lb or so. Goal weights 180lb, at 6ft. I am pretty good about counting calories, just low T and retain weight very easily. Wont be giving up but its disheartening to see the scale static. Fingers crossed it flushes out

Can only eat 933 calories for the rest of the day
It not right

>>213800640
Fancy a bum?

don't see the appeal in going to auschwitz personally

>>213800666
You could eat a decent sized meal with that many calories left. Two steaks, some potatoes, broccoli, carrots, bit of oil. You'll be alright lad

>>213800662
Rorke's mind collapsing seeing this, conveniently forgetting he never learned to colour within the lines

>>213800589
this could be any uk prime minister of the last 30 years

>>213800688
i went once. put a proper downer on the day

>>213800653
mmhmm warm welcome

>>213800662
He should color in a picture of the propher Muhammad

>>213800716
Forgot to mention that my penis is 10cm and thin

right enough with the silly walks lad

BOSH

>>213800687
...yh

>>213800688
I'd go just to fantasise about being the camp commandant. Would dress all fashy, not enough that they'd throw me out, but they'd know.

Mental how the Englishman is born, lives and dies alone.

reborn and shivering
spat out on new terrain

>>213800749
your bird got fingered at the Big John gig

>>213800736
Wow lines going up! Im rich!

>>213800688
not arsed about going when im in krakow next month. not because i dont care what happened there but more that it seems fucking boring. just a bunch of empty derelict buildings. complete waste of a day

>>213800736
cope

Maybe I'm coping but slags shagging niggers doesn't bother me all that much. If they're doing it they were a lost cause long beforehand. So long as the women in my family and my partner haven't done it, whats the point of getting riled up about it?

>>213800804
me having a piss

https://www.reddit.com/r/oxford/comments/1mnoda6/change_in_social_behaviour_in_oxford
Leftypol furious

>>213800518
niggers

>>213800711
They should use some of the buildings for modern art exhibits or something

you lot always moan about funding illegals when people post ubereats orders but here i am actually costing the company money

He looks very merry indeed.

>>213800688
You can post virtue signalling photos on instagram

>>213800816
is this the appropriate night time swagger for attracting slags to my humbled abode?

>>213800797
>>213800688
Literally haven't bothered myself. Drove through the town once and it looked like a nightmare with tour and car park operators constantly trying to flag you down. Every day I read about tourists getting their trips cancelled because viator or getyourguide doesn't actually reserve your tickets in advance and there's a limited amount of entries per day.

>>213800693
True
Main problem is i'm craving sugar

drive uncle!!
oh my god
everything broken
everything broke

>>213800847
Still funding small boat men niggerlover

>>213800847
Kys

>>213800866
I can't believe the Poles killed 6 billion Jews in POLISH death camps

>>213800870
Get a Pepsi Max, or sugar free worthers fella

>>213800894
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

Still annoying how I made the new and everyone ignored it and posted in one that was made after mine

don't care about anything me

Do you need an ID to access 4chan

>>213800894
I'm sure most crime committed in this country now is by non whites

>>213800918
A Shropshire Lad

>>213800918
your a dividing figure on brit

>>213800661
Ah well you know it works then. That's a long journey your body has to adjust I guess. Try a bit more movement maybe? Get some dumbells or try entry level bodyweights

*crosses off auschwitz on the places I can find and bum the other brit on holiday list*

>This week marks 15 years since Mary Bale put a cat in the bin.
Always been absolutely fascinated by this story.
The inexplicable brain-do-thing that caused a cat loving choir singer, the most boring and normal woman in Britain, to just brainfart and call of the void, not even thinking, put a cat in a bin for no reason. To it very quickly blowing up, everyone in the country talking about how much they hated her, people calling for the death penalty, the Telegraph publishing the headline "Is Mary Bale the most evil woman in Britain?"
Honestly fascinating and bizarre. Mad that our brains sometimes just do random things. Mad that people get into such a fervour over such things.
I wonder where she is now.

>>213800847
Biomass

>>213800894
>21
Jeez

>>213800902
That's what they get for scamming great granddad out a bunch of his fortune.

>>213800948
looks a lot like a man

>LGBFJB community
lmao
yanks are mental

>>213800948
Fuckin hell that was 15 years ago??

>>213800975
We're all men anon.

>>213800948
there's only so many times you can pick up your neighbours cats poo out of your garden before you snap

>>213800847
pulled a fast one on them there lad

>>213800918
Wonder if you can divine any information from this set of circumstances

>>213800918
Are you a tranny? If so that's why

>>213800981
What does the FJB stand for?

>>213800875
uncle drive!!!

>>213800736
wow 0.3% we're rich. thank you mass migration

>>213800987
we're just normal men

>>213800948
she was based
cats deserve to be fucked with

>>213800981
would that be lesbian gay bisexual fuck joe biden?

>>213801028
I also thought this

>>213800939
i'll be in one of these places. catch me if you can x

fizzy guava lime blood orange lemonade

>>213801004
fuck

>>213800948
>the telegraph

>>213800688
teens are dieting to lose weight

>>213800984
Genuinely crazy to think Kony 2012 was 13 years ago.

>>213801062
fuck jannies banning

>>213801086
I heard it was 20years ago

>>213801081
Give me a break lad, it was 15 years ago, am I meant to remember every little thing about what should have been a private matter?

>>213801028
yes
gay drumpfters are one thing but lesbo drumpfsters are crazy work

ah bagel lab

removing to the top of my cranium and picking bits of my brain out to munch on

Got a headache and toil soon as well

>>213800948
mental how this was the worst thing happening in britain 15 years ago

>>213801125
>memmbers only
imagine being a member of her's

They've changed the taste of flame grilled steak Real McCoys crisps, for fuck's sake

Seriously, do British people go to places like Auschwitz or aquariums together for school events? When I went to Spain, I saw a group of British students at the Oceanographic in Valencia. They were pushing each other around in the biotope area, and one of them fell and destroyed the plants. They obviously didn't come to the aquarium of their own free will.

>>213801086
Mad how the founder of that movement went schizo and ran around the street naked. Cronem got him good

>>213801048
kino choice
the restaurant round the corner smakolyki is underrated, dont hear about it when tourists ask but they have great food and massive portions

>>213801187
perhaps they use a different grill

>>213801179
me on the right

>>213801188
Yes, school trips are a thing

>>213801167
Honestly just fuck off, yeah? Thanks

>>213801188
We go to Auschwitz for stag dos

Walk around Rugby town centre, and you'll get a full sense of just how fucked this country is.

>>213801188
>they don't come to the aquarium of their own free will

nor do the fish

>>213801215
Any good Thai restaurants?

A lot to think about

>>213801179
he looks like he has an eye disease like the captain and tenille

>>213801118
Your unconscious bias innit

Genuinely reckon Kony 2012 impacted my view on political discourse and leftism and identity politics more than anything.
Why I can't take Palestinian "supporters" seriously.

>>213801187
McCoys went to shit when the nanny state brought in the HFAS regulations and KP Snacks nerfed all their products to comply.
Twiglets are the worst, completely unrecognisable to how they used to be.

>>213801218
They just taste like paprika now, hardly any beef flavour

>>213801247
Can't recommend any, I don't eat it but there are tons. Vietnamese food is big but Thai food is catching up.

Have never liked McCoy's crisps to be honest. More of a Walkers girl me

>>213801262
Didn't the guy who started all of that turn out to be a giant nonce or something?

>>213801177
had a stroke trying to figure out what this means

>>213801299
don't know about nonce but he lost his mind

>>213801298
*man

>>213801223
>>213801232
I see.

>>213801246
lol

>>213801321
He looks like he eats Sitters.

me with the lads

gimmick back is it yeah

o long johnson cat video site:youtube.com before:2013

>>213801298
not cheesy puffs?

>>213801269
Years ago, KP used to do something called Jungle Nuts, and there was a Tobago chilli flavour and they came in a little plastic tub. They were fucking tasty.

Remember before Youtube watching flash videos on weebls stuff and newgrounds

>>213801187
Oh for fucks sake every little thing I live for has to be snatched away

>>213801298
>Have never liked McCoy's crisps to be honest
They've historically been marketed towards men

>>213801248
How would wearing a jacket help?

>>213801371
sounds problematic

>>213801410
Like yorkies

Hello chaps.

>>213801297
The yanks say tidbit because they're scared of saying tit

>>213801187
why

>>213801355
what kind of cooming event is it

My kitty kot Nicholas if he were a Pokemon

Bird and circuses start tomorrow

I like Skips and Monster Munch too

>>213801170
worst thing that we knew about

great tid-bit cody

>>213801476
isnt that you in the wheelchair?

Best crisps are Kettle Chips, nothing else works for me.

>>213801515
ever find it smells like skips when you peel your foreskin back?

thought I'd lower my standards and go for a fat girl
but then you aren't warned about the smell

you're already taking a visual hit, they don't prep you for the smell
good god
shall never see fat girls the same way ever again

>>213801556
Whole different kettle of crisp innit

Just remembered occupy wall street and those black kid riots over here as well, they were early 2010s weren't they? Feels like a fever dream looking back now.

Tfw you got strong armed into coming to Saudi Arabia by your Muslim parents

>>213801537
I'm the guy in colorful shirt

>>213801542
why is literally every japanese porn video rapey in some way

>>213801565
I'm obese and I've never shagged a fat bird. Not opposed to it, just never happened. Had every body type except fat at the end of my knobby

Think I've been sleeping a bit too much lately and now have a headache. 19 of the last 24 hours I've spent asleep.

>>213801563
No.

Niggers

>>213801575
were you asleep in 2020?

Visit Detroit.

>>213801626
*leftypol starts wanking*

Got lots of stuff I need to do but can't because of toil at the moment. It's terrible

>>213801591
the actresses enjoy it

freshly washed, havent wanked and i still smell of jizz

>>213801563
Mine smells like pork sausages, no joke. Kind of like the smell

Kettle chips? What's next? Tea in the air fryer?

Why not book your next holiday in Detroit?

>>213801679
scream

While my todger gently greets

>>213801657
Honestly just stop posting, everyones made it clear you're unwanted. Filtering you now. Cant be having this

>>213801542
>>213801663
What do you think about the fact that British people are suffering from water shortages because you save such videos?

>>213801688
don't want to get sent to el salvador

>>213801649
fuck off bot

>>213801601
why do you choose to be obese sir

>>213801664
Someone done the old jizz in the shampoo bottle prank on you?

Detroit has the North American auto show.

>>213801679
I make my tea in the air fryer most nights. I get custom air fryer meals from Iceland.

>>213801679
Seen that
Mad what council estates will do to a person

>>213801700
don't care lol

>>213801556
Had kettle crisps in the uk, tastes like ours

get them trafficked
get them exploited
get them stuffed in the back of a lorry for days

>>213801721
My mum bought lots of stuff from there when I was growing up. They do some interesting stuff

is accounting a good career?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

raping my own arse

>>213801742
Kettle is a scandi name after all

Detroit has trains.

feeling a luh tired might chief a clickum

>>213801707
Short answer? I am a fat lazy cunt.
Long answer? Obese parents instilled horrific eating habits into me, developed severe body dysmorphia due to family constantly critiquing my body and podding and pinching my fat body, grew into a depressive binge eater.
I have lost it all before, and gained it all back. Halfway back to healthy weight now. Aint after sympathy, but you asked

>>213801763
Is for my brother. He's doing very well for himself. He's bloody good at it though.

>>213801763
every accountant i've ever met has been living in the streets

Remember in my first year of uni I lost marks on a question because I implied you could change sex and my tutor disagreed and commented that sex cannot be changed. Should have complained about that

>>213801785
Monorails are aesthetic

>>213801705
I wonder if he was Robocop

>>213799618
>whip lady

>>213801782
Yh "kittel" but we pronounce it "shittel" kek

>>213801763
yes but they are all crooks

>>213801679
:)

>>213801772
BRIGHT EYES
BURNING LIKE FIRE

>>213801833
screaming

>>213801753
They have all the big brands now too. Quite partial to a TGI Fridays Mac and Nacho Cheese.

just drank a glass of grapefruit juice

>>213800413
he's not any more exaggerated than the two whites next to him but people will still cry that it's racist

>>213801863
grim runtslop

>>213801855
Imagine if the animators knew about rabbit face cancer, for sure ut would have been put watership down.

>>213801863
I'll have to check it out. Might get a home delivery when there's space in the freezer

>>213801773
too deep

>>213800861
Based norman crusader

I am poo.

>>213801818
were you a man at the time?

>>213801898
didn't mean it philosophically like

>>213801834
>15st

>>213801912
he's still a man
he will always be a man

>>213796470
>>213796470

I am coom

>>213801895
I thought the rabbit from holy grail had something like that or horns or something but no
Dunno what I was thinking of

Sipping coffee

>>213801772
Rabbit Pox