Thread 213802012

Definitely my cat edition

I am poo.

poo smells lmao

First for my foreign nation

could suck a coffee right about now

>>213802037
>brown character in the Simpsons homophone for a poo
What did they mean by this

Rorke in the dock

Darth Revan vs Darth Malak cinematic video. Malak gets pwned and this is how he lost his jaw!

https://youtu.be/M_whgcxajIM

not gay but really in the mood for some arse-rending buggery

Going to pick up lunch on the way to toil
>Boiled eggs
>Fruit
>Sandwiches (maybe cheese ones)
>Bottled water (maybe sparkling)

Woah. Icelandbros. We can't stop winning.

>>213802062
https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw
This should be his defence

Darth Revan is so fast and powerful. He effortlessly dodges Malak's strikes casually.

Shall be getting ready for the gulag soon team

>decide to do the new because none of you lazy sods are stepping up
>"Please wait a while before making a thread"
>300
>299
>298

eating nigger poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSMvCsz0E4
Mark bought a new gaming PC
it 4x nicer x

>>213802122
shiny

>>213802093
No wonder they are fat and suicidal

>>213802079
hope things go okay!

>>213802116
Please stop posting my cat mate. Bizarre behaviour

>>213802131
I'm so happy for him. He deserves nice things and he deserves to be happy. He's a wonderful person.

>>213802116
Cute. I found myself re-evaluating cats after birdbeg got greedy and ate all of my figs

>>213802150
sytau

how come Ireland is doing ok right now

>>213802131
What's mark gonna do with a 4060

>>213802070
fuck off avatarfaggot cunt

>>213802162
Happens with cherry trees here. Bastards eat them all before theyre ripe even

Rorke accidentally signing off a job application email with "Best Retards"

>>213802180
Nothing he's not got one

Last October, detectives were called to investigate the death of a woman under a London tube train. But as they traced her final moments, they discovered that she was, in fact, David Burgess, one of the most brilliant immigration lawyers of his generation. Here, Burgess's family and friends tell, for the first time, the complicated story of the loving father, brilliant colleague, sensitive woman and courageous person they knew

>>213802093
Apparently it's made from leftover bits from the factories where all of that meat is made for takeaways, avoid

>>213802193
Thought it was this one

>>213802137
Talkin' 'bout the supermarket Nimrod.

got a 4070 and i use to play 20 year old games exclusively. money well spent i say

irish spastic just doxed himself
>>213799955
>>213801278
>>213801676

>>213802203
le racist pick me "femcel"

Thoughts on a polite, middle-class boy like me dating a woman like this?

why do you say you fuck a pussy but you shit out your asshole?

Did you know that the techno music genre was invented in Detroit?

>>213802204
The listing says it's got a 1650 in it

>>213802240
chavs should all be rounded up and shot

>>213802255
Didn't watch the video

catberg's been ripping my plum tree to shreds using it as a scratching post. surprised it's survived

Detroit - America's hidden gem

>>213802239
check this le epic femcel

Hello fellow bongs

>>213802275
Chavettes should all be rounded up and sent to my bedroom.

>>213802204
>512GB SSD
bit grim. only get about 3 modern games on that

>>213802234
Screaming

industrial techno vibes

>>213802312
Isnt that only if you use the cloud?

>>213802343
fuck off gay spamming freak

>>213802234
I'm going to marry him

>>213802331
>modern games
very grim

need orcas starving to death

>>213802353
Nah mate you've got to format all your hard drives it's the law

>>213802315
oh yeah this one is even worse

>>213802315
>i cant be sexist i love (fucking) women

So I says to her "sweetie, you can't be a trans woman anymore, you just gooned yourself so hard you're a made man" heyooo. Try the veal.

>>213802369
ai is so impressive

>>213802331
Only seen him play bus simulator and train simulator and he gave up after about 10 minutes

*gives wagies a heart attack*

>>213802353
accessing the cloud requires a loicense now mate

>>213802234
I think he did it on purpose

>>213802417
how long until it goes back to CeX 4x faster

>>213802369
wonder how many people will look at that image and think it's real rather than AI

>>213802439
It doesnt even look like ai. More like 3 images cut and pasted

>>213802234
4chan is full of OSINT autists never take a picture out your window.
These people are finding locations of burnt out tanks in fields for fun.

>>213802439
It's not AI, I was there when the picture was taken

>>213802466
Mad that this used to be the workshop of the world motor city. With its own unique culture and music. And now its a crime ridden hell hole

I'm feeling blackpilled.
I'm feeling furious.

>>213802436
me on the right

>>213802315
what type of woman becomes an egirl or a vtuber
only finished school a few years ago and everyone into anime was still branded a freak and an outcast back then, cant imagine any decent looking girls with good social skills or many friends would end up doing this

Where should I be buying my clothes from
Help

>>213802468
can tell you don't make use of ai technology

>>213802523
gucci

>>213802523
next

>>213802479
someone please report this rogue jpop ai to sony

>>213802490
NYC might have the money and Washington DC the politics, but Detroit has the sovl!

Harry Robinson is a graduate of Television and Radio at the University of Salford. Having been the victim of an SJW girlfriend in his earlier years

rorke bursting into the houses of parliament flanked by 500 men-at-arms and the support of the Major General

industrial = sovl

>>213802523
adidas three stripe shirt

slazenger grey joggers

white ankle height socks (any)

black & white air max 90's

Tomorrow belongs to us.

>>213802479
This nip posting from November

Mad how’s there’s something when there could just as easily have been nothing - really makes you think, doesn’t it?

>>213802623
Odin drank to cum

Mum swallowed a bag of screws hoping it would kill her. Just another day in schizoworld. Theyve got her down the hospital now, hope they dont give her an MRI haha

>>213802623
nigga today dont even belong to you bffr sit your ass down

>>213802516
she's pretty cute, has an onlyfans. that's how she got exposed as a grifter

>>213802646
Shit
>Drank cum*
It's over for me, isnt it?

>>213802523
M&S
Dickies
Uniqlo
Muji
Depop

>>213802646
So did Zeus, it was a different time, there wasn't such a stigma around it, it was thousands of years ago, let it go.

>>213802663
Yes its implied today doesnt belong to "us" thats why tomorrow will... what dont you understand

>>213802664
yeah but thats what im asking, how do these cute and seemingly normal-ish girls with good social lives become vtubers. can't imagine a regular girl deciding to watch anime let alone get involved in the culture and pretend to be an anime girl on the internet.

>>213802523
amazon essentials

>>213802701
Iupiter raped and bred every woman he could find, his daughter included he didnt drink semen like a bukkake'd tranny

Patriots in control.

>>213802523
Charles Tyrwhitt are really good for OTR dress shirts.

Often available at TK Maxx at a third of the price.

>>213802724
>can't imagine a regular girl deciding to watch anime let alone get involved in the culture and pretend to be an anime girl on the internet.

>>213802724
because it's free money especially when you pretend to be a le epic femcel grifter

>>213802764
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiziana_Cantone

>boys outperform girls at A-levels
Holy BASED

>>213802764
>>213802770
sorry just cant imagine it
thinking back to all of the girls ive known none of them would touch anime or nerd stuff with a ten foot pole let alone pretend to give a shit about internet culture

>>213802711
yeah whatever nigga
>>213802746
yeah and maybe a man or two got mixed up in there, whose to say, he liked mercury though I'll tell you what, but again it was a different time and that kinda thing was more accepted.

>>213802770
A woman who likes anime?!?! Cummed and shitted myself

My dad told me my grandpa used to make thousands of pounds a month smuggling petrol between the Northern Ireland and Ireland border

been seeing loads of yanks freaking out since trump deployed troops to cities and is talking about curating museums. laughing at them scrambling to find out about any ancestry they have and being like 'wwwell my great grandfather was hungarian i hope they accept a queer drag artist like me!'
some of them considering coming to the uk too kek
just cant take em seriously especially when they cry about america becoming le fascist state in those accents of theirs

>>213802763
Literally me

>>213802830
at the end of the day it doesnt really matter, theres no escape from the doomed world thats coming.

>>213802783
Bit tragic that, I'm alwsys cautious about filming / taking photos in the moment cos it's too easy to get bitten in the arse

>>213802798
it's like if you have a job selling something you have to pretend to be interested in the product. her job is to extract money from vulnerable men.

Detroit is a kino factory.

>>213802797
Sexist post, this. You need bundling off to a re-education camp

>>213802830
Trump is literally a retarded dictator, he’s caused more damage in 6 months than bush has done in 8 years

Cotton. Wool. Linen. These are the foundations of a modern gentleman. Not polyester. Not synthetics. Natural, long lasting materials that will last years. If you treat your clothing well then it will treat you well. Time to get a move on.

>>213802921
Based and distinguished british gentleman
>>213802911
Based fat retard

>>213802798
how old are you?

Martin Lewis went from helpful man who can help you choose the right credit card or mortgage to here's how to rinse the taxpayer for all they are worth very quickly didn't he

well lads, I've officially moved to Austria from Australia. Am I still welcome in /brit/?

>>213802911
shut up

>>213802921
the way i see it the nudists had the right way of things.

>>213802911
ive yet to hear of anything bad hes done
people act like hes putting all non white gay disabled and trans people into camps when all hes done is said trans women arent women and sent criminals to el salvador fucking hell tell him to do something more interesting im bored

>>213802951
Sure as schnitzel ahahahah

>>213802012 (OP)
he looks gay

>>213802946
early 20s why

>>213802911
How many countries did he invade though

Rorkey pops

>>213802952
Brown freak

>>213802947
you'll be surprised to learn i don't monitor the activities of martin lewis so i'm unable to comment

Spotted on a front door in Wales...
Thoughts relating to this image?

>>213802952
nigga YOU sybau
>>213802976
he is a sereal pedophile rapist who's torn up the rule of law to rule through executive order and wiped his ass with the constitution putting christian nationalism in schools and deporting legal immigrants who have had greencards for years and removing pretty much all legal protections for trans people at a national level
everyone knows youre lying through your teeth you dishonest piece of shit. please consider suicide, not many people have the chance to make the world a better place through a single action but you do <3

>>213802646
Brown levantine hands

>>213803013
cool

;-)

>>213802976
He got rid of laws and has done a lot of shit got personal financial gain. He has also cut aid for many important things and took healthcare away from millions
>>213802998
Yemen, Iran, Somalia, Lebanon, and Syria were all bombed within 6 months

Trump also wanted to invade Mexico

>>213803020
Wonder what the deliveroo driver will think of this

>>213803057
So the answer is 0? Ok got it thanks for trying to obfuscate the truth though makes me think you aren't arguing in good faith

>>213803025
i genuinely dont know because everything ive heard from him has been very tame for a 'dictator' and all of that sounds tame and even a good thing on the trans front
your country and the freakouts from your people are my entertainment so please tell him to get a move on with becoming an even bigger douchebag cos nothing hes done has provoked enough national spazz attacks yet

Trump is mostly pretty good. The worst thing about Trump is how he sucks off Israel but every president does that unfortunately.

cleaner just finished up at my house. best bit of the week, everything's lovely and spotless.

>>213803102
I bet you support reformUK

>>213802996
i was going to say that if you're mid 20s or older, it's just a different generation, but you're the same age as the average vtuber
i think UK culture also has something do with it, your island produces significantly fewer vtubers per capita than basically anywhere else

>>213803125
You would lose that bet

Gaddafi sent billions to the IRA and most of it went to properties in Boston instead of actually using it to build a better army

>>213803116
time to smear shite up the walls

This is my trip in Spain btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtHNnCdZPDY

>>213803106
Honestly I hope you lose your job and your family dies and you become homeless and alone.

>>213803106
a serial nonce and rapist sounds tame?

>>213803143
Who do you support? Homeland? You seem like a total chud who hates hearing facts

>>213803139
yeah true, i think we just like anime a lot less i don't know why. like i said even just a few years ago both pre lockdown and after it anime and internet stuff was still viewed as a niche weird thing in my school and only the freaks were into it.

>>213802996
>>213803139
same reason /brit/ has less anime than the rest of the 'chon even though it's no less virginous and neeky

>>213803181
why
bit mean
american overreaction again
>>213803184
yeah hes a nonce but im talking about what hes actually done, what hes actually done has been fairly tame

>>213802523
Brandy Melville

>>213803115
There is an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise where they time travel back to 2004 in Detroit. I usually don't like the time travel episodes but this one is very good and comfy!

>>213803185
The fact is that Donald trump hasnt launched any invasions of foreign countries and thats (to me) less bad than George W Bush. It doesnt mean i support Donald trump im just telling you and objective fact about invasions which you seem to take exception to and are now using ad homems and strawman arguments because you realise you have been done

>>213803231
>yeah hes a nonce but
lol

>>213802980
I don't get it

Scrombling a poo

Has it come to this?

i like anime

Tiktok? Nah mate Wikipedia you should try it might learn a thing or two

Plop these down all over the greenbelt. Housing crisis sorted

is there an actual reason we dont like anime as much though because you go to the eastern euro generals and its full of it, spics love it apparently, blacks do, white americans do i think, we're the odd ones out

>>213803393
soon to be banned i'm afraid

>>213803394
Where does your poo go?

>>213803377
My favorite animes are Death Note, Mushishi, Serial Experiments Lain, and Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.

>>213803394
I'm not interested unless the girl is black

>>213803413
Door to door encyclopaedia selling will be back in a big way

quite mental that yanks just straight up don't have foreskin

>>213803394
what is it with asians and ugly florescent lighting

>>213803367
WHOAH WHA-WHA-WHA
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL

>>213803432
pump out like a boat or RV

>>213803488
Into where?

>>213803465
Is it really? what do you find so strange with having a little sliver of the skin of your penis surgically removed at birth?

need to do something about my weight problem, at the rate im going ill die by 40.

>>213803408
I genuinely think its because of dog shit american dubs. Most forrens have good dubbing actors that do all kinds of work.

>>213803525
cant be it because black americans love it and theyd watch the english dub too, doubt anime is getting any quality dubs in eastern europe either

Thoughts on Nick Fuentes?

>>213803516
well firstly what's the point?

What are some age appropriate hobbies for a 30 year old bachelor?

>>213803522
screaming

>>213803551
I thought we were talking about British

>>213803516
feels good innit

yea but where crodie at doe

view of the sunset last night from my Tarq mansion

>>213803560
Never seen or heard anything hes done except stuff on here. Hes a right wing american that doesnt suck off israel so thats novel

>>213803591
we are but shit dubs cant be the reason why anime is less popular in britain because black americans love anime and white americans like it more too so if it were a matter of bad dubs then they wouldnt like it as much either

>>213803565
i don't understand the question. whats the point in not doing it?

i don't care if he's muhammad "i'm 'ard" bruce lee

>>213803627
what beautiful traditional british houses, what a quaint type of neighbourhood you can only find in europe! lets house loads of africans and muslims in them.

oh MY days

>>213803488
Aer you actually living in Ethiopia? If so why don't you post outside of the window

>>213803566
anime, MLP, body pillows, porn games, vtubers

>>213803578
its not a laughing matter i weigh 300lbs

Rorke is queer coded

>>213803394
How much are these?

>>213803688
kill yourself

>>213803566
Whittiling
Fly fishing
Crown green bowling
Beer brewing
orienteering
Sunday drives
Cricket
Trainspotting
Model trains

>>213803566
sports gambling

>>213803705
iktf im 5'9 and 160 we're all gonna make it i was 200 not so long ago

>>213803653
you could just not cut off a part of your penis, so why cut it off?

>>213803465
Women find sex without foreskin better, do my also find circumcised cock to be more aesthetic pleasing to look at

what would your name your dog or what have you named it

>>213803683
our street is all white pensioners and soon-to-be pensioners

>>213803522
Niggas acting like ozempic hasn't been invented

>>213803733
6ft and 300lbs is way worse than 5'9 and 200

>>213802177
>how come Ireland is doing ok right now
Luck of the irish is like the monkeys paw, it can go either way.

>>213803739
that's clearly salford

>>213803749
>mutilating his cock for women

>>213803741
bro what the fuck are you even saying you're talking straight up nonsense its just what you do youre supposed to so you do it

>>213803751
jenny

>>213803760
ozempic doesnt reverse heart disease

catbreg

>>213803739
what the fuck are you doing in ethiopia i didnt know they even had proper buildings out there
are you a real ethiopian
>>213803758
please make sure it stays that way

>>213803739
that’s clearly bristol

>>213803761
Its not that far from it though. Its hard but if I could do it so can you (i got to 120 lbs at my lowest but relapsed went back to 175 and now im losing again)

>>213803749
no and no

>>213803811
Newfag

>>213803803
zesty lil nigga aint he

>>213803799
trip on adam

Timmy abandoning his white lineage for pasta sheet shark eyes loool

>>213803749
No issues with drippage though, i hang a wad of tissue from my foreskin.

>>213803739
https://youtu.be/sT59blGFGyg

>>213803830
Yes and yes. You’re seething, we have the data

>>213803739
cute

drinking bovril like some kind of northerner

>>213803843
how

>>213803760
as if that fixes the problem. anyway, it just ends up turning you into a depressed ghoul that wants to rope.

*sits on your lap*
oh please grand-pa-pah, tell us the story of Alan the Algerian and his travels in the orient once more!

>>213803803
is he missing a foot

>>213803830
Dr haimy goldberg et al did a study on it! Dont doubt the science

>>213803885
You’re asking the lad if he’s actually Ethiopian when he’s been posting here for nearly a decade

>>213803707
Depends on the model. Some are more lux. The vast majority of the cost though is shipping. The actual product is very cheap like high 4 figs it seems

>>213802523
ebay job lots

>>213803885
he's the etheopean poster, he's been here for years, everyone knows him. hes a white dude thats there for some charity org or something like that.

>>213803923
>>213803935
ok you got me

>>213803880
what am i seething about exactly i've had experience with both

Pierre-Emile Toilbjerg

>>213803749
Survey audience: yank slags who are fully accustomed to mutilated yank cocks

I'm only 32 I can still fix my life aha

Visit Detroit!

If a fat person lived with thin healthy people and ate the same quantity of food as them due to feeling social pressure to fit in, surely then they would lose weight?
just get fat people who like fitting in to live with healthy people so they can change their eating habits

>>213803935
this is white in america?

>>213803993
French-Norwegian culture child

brit support group

please tell me how to prompt

>>213803987
From the thumbnail I thought the pink building on the right was a Chad's head

the foreskin is such a vital part of the cock must be hard to function without it

watching blaade runner (1982)

>>213802523
Naughty tarts off gumtree

>>213804058
Tell your mates. Not us

>>213804058
blog on

>>213804067
embarrassed yourself here because you are my mates

>>213804067
im his mate hes telling me

>>213804067
you are my mates mate

Sex

>>213804026
Looks Indian

>>213804026
i don't know, i guess. im not big into phrenology.

>>213804064
And n from wet tarts in a bog

Don’t want to be a Mongolian idiot

>>213804056
It protects the meatus but by the same token it creates grossness (always sticky, smegma, etc.)

>>213804100
It could save your life

>>213804026
You look French and Singaporean

>>213804058
good movie that

>>213804086
>>213804089
All mates aren't we x

someone kept buzzing my buzzer earlier
didn't answer because they could have been anybody

I used to think i was circumcised because i didn't know the dick head was underneath. so i would look at a porn dick with the skin pulled back and think the head was the foreskin and that was something i didn't have.

>>213804155
Ma

got an ugly circumcision scar but my cock is massive so never had a bird mention it

>>213802315
gross

>>213804155
could have been lottery man come to give you the jackpot
didn't think of that did you
all going to charity now stupid twat

Anyone listening to bangers?

>>213804155
It was the takeaway you ordered but you shouldn't eat it anyway, could be anything in there.

>>213804167
are you retarded?

>>213804100
Are you Irish diaspora? Wake up, dopey!

>>213804201
..yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4X80YNvVsI

>>213804210
must be

>>213804174
>>213804174
>>213804174

>>213804253
oh not this shit again

>>213803116
how much does it cost for a weekly cleaner

>>213804406
his mom does it for free

Told a 6 year old to fuck off today