Thread 213806918

Welcome home anon edition

>>213806918 (OP)
I feed the neighbours' cats at my local park

Too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smoking weed again

neoliberal bull logging in

too difficult
I cant do Giovanni

There’s a hundreds Gaza’s happening in Africa as we speak. Like 200 Christian’s were beheaded in Ethiopia the other day but not a peep from you lot

>>213806918 (OP)
PUSSY!

>>213806975
first ting small boat cronem see

>>213806971
>>213806632
10cm and skinny

Does anyone else get existential dread over AI drone warfare?
Literally anybody can make a drone that flies around, and if it sees someone moving, either in a car or on foot, it flies towards them and detonates. That's possible with today's tech. Would just be a matter of money to finance a large armada of them.

>>213806975
Anti Semitism is a mental illness

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>213806956
what haathabitat
>>213807033
being brown is an anti illness

Can't stop thinking about black cocks pulsing in my arse

Do you guys fw feng?

>>213807025
>Does anyone else get existential dread
Yes but not over that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4

cat horse

>>213807063
looks aggressively zoomercore

>>213807025
>tf
>tp
Bit late to the party Seamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdSnWnCiAo0

Fuck up Rorke nobody likes white power

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

>>213807052
um
sex sex

>>213807094
It is
Whatever the means

oh my fucking days

>>213807176
The proto-typical Belgian as it were

nearly victoria plum season lads

nth for the gyaldem

disappointed in you all for not reporting the Belgium flag faggots posts on your own

>>213807211
ai is getting silly

got to briefly touch a woman's bum today

um

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7pIjYYe3s

>>213807236
what belgium flag?

>>213807223
those look bloody awful

>>213807211
not a bad idea really if you think about it.

>>213807236
I do but mods take no action.

>>213806975
>like 200 Christian’s were beheaded in Ethiopia the other day
Not saying you're a liar or anything but i cant seem to find a sauce on that

always got along well with indian lads, I share an incel spirit with them, britnormies can't relate

>>213807288
spaki

>>213807265
Kfc gravy is water and fat mixed with flour

got the ciders cracked

Spotify is killing me, I remember hearing this for the first time in 2017. Time flies

>>213807086
qt x

>>213807249
fuck off chad

>>213807321
bladee :3 x

For the last time, I am BROWN

Rorke left shaking in his Next creps lmao

>>213807310
and greggs sausage rolls arent?

I'm goin trash star crazy :3

>>213806971
kill yourself

>>213807336
His music and fanbase became unbearable after 2018

>>213807266
ummy

The Pacific North West is calling me

>>213807361
:(

>>213807369
calling you what?

wanking umposters little cocky

>>213807321
>time flies
You should listen to songs from the big chair

out of the oven in three minutes

>>213807363
whats wrong my chicken

>>213807383
um my cock isnt little its 5.5 inches!

bwc :D x

got some fleabag on

druids did not perform human sacrifice

don't cockshame me there isn't exactly a cockgym where I can hit cocksquats

>>213807342
>ella baron
>The Israeli surname Bar-On (בר-און) is sometimes contracted to Baron
Hmm

>>213807361
Agreed. I met Bladee at a house party in 2015 and he was a nice fella but his music went downhill massively after Icedancer. Nowadays he seems to be pandering to the TiKToK Zoomer audience he's accrued.

>>213807342
LOL nun lil nigel cud do

>>213807444
true, it's basically no different than racism

Dunno why ziedbelg clitty leaks when people impersonate him

smells a bit nutmeggy

>>213807266
MODS

I got HO-OH yesterday! we caught him. I think I missed the first raid or something, so they did another(?), or they waited.
on my walk there I sprained my ankle and then walked on it for like an hour without realizing because id had two cans of Polish beer. so when it started hurting I bought another can. then I couldnt walk so I sat at a bus stop. I fainted on the bus and got really confused why I was on the floor. then I waited outside the college there where all of them are hippies and got co-codamol in like 10 minutes of asking and that sorted it out
but im soo glad I got it. if I didnt get it, I would of been sad. it was the last day of HO-OH raids I think

im also really happy with its IVs
I got ice-type hidden power and something like flamethrower

>>213807378
Do you like black Kray

>>213807444
you could just stop wearing pants and watch it grow. i did this and now ive got a monster dong

>>213807436
>Lets all go out to dinner and bully my self insert character for having an abortion. Also every man is attracted to me for no reason, and theyre all evil too

got my weird little cock out

>>213807416
you’re a big boy!

>>213807436
wish it didn't begin with a long monologue about anal sex
made watching with the parents a bit awkward

nut smeg

I hate this nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>HO-OH
chemistry c:

some women sound sexy on the phone but it's weird because i can't see them they might be old munters

>>213807543
yh x

I don't care for the french one bit
But something they have done right is sliced radishes on buttered bread
Absolutely peng snack PENG

>>213807504
you certainly lead an interesting life mouseman

>>213807462
Hmm

crazy shes so fit and cute

>>213807563
who

wasted my life but at least I can just do drugs and forget about it

>>213807578
there was a beavis and butthead episode about this exact thing

it's not good is it

The UK is basically a place where there's no incentive to do anything anymore
You are only incentivsed to work hard if you:
1. Can make a fortune doing it
2. Need to work hard to literally survive
In the UK you cannot really make a fortune like Americans can but nor can you really slip through the cracks anymore as the welfare state is extraordinarily generous for a capitalist society

toil hours are fucking awful

>>213807601
I called the ambulance

and actually the last time I had water was like 100-250ml last week (the post about sweating when I wanked that time was a few days after). before that it was like a month! thats probably why I fainted

>>213807464
He made his best music when he was influence by guys like bala club. I wish he made music with them even uli-k is a pedo and yayoyanoh

Also if that was in 2015 that must’ve been when bladee was broke asf and working a part time job. I talked to him in Miami one time in 2015 as well. He seemed really chill but clearly was worried about money. I met yung lean too he’s a total schizo

>>213807605
the rat phenotype

>>213807639
no don't do it!!! it's not good!!
hahaha remember that one

>>213807621
there's a girl at toil that looks just like her but without the magnificent chebs

Crazy how if I could redo my life knowing what I know now it would go 10000x better

>>213807611
You

sneasel escaping my ultra ball on an excellent throw is wild
got a second excellent throw and caught it though
+1120XP to my XP counter

my country.......

>>213807655
why dont you drink water?

Anti-AI luddites on pooicide watch

>>213807464
>>213807668
and yayoyanoh is a drug addict **

all women are whores
all women are whores
all women are whores
all women are whores

>>213807645
>Need to work hard to literally survive
ktim, if I just stopped working it's back to the rentbergs and I'm not doing that

>>213807674
I definitely would've studies something STEM related instead of getting a stupid fucking meme degree

>>213807687
Nazi AI slop

>>213807342
>>213807687
>>213807709
>>>/pol/, >>>/r9k/

>>213807668
never understood the appeal of white fellas acting like negros myself

>>213807709
Even your mother?
Have some fucking respect for the woman who birthed you, for the sole reason you exist, you soulless incel freak.

>>213807379
Insular

>>213807618
Honestly if you live in the UK and you've got a bit of comfort sorted ie a roof over your head and food, maybe a modest car, there's not much point in anything other that just trying to optimise life for getting pissed and enjoying yourself. Being one of these 5am club FREAKS wasting your life and sanity for toilberg just to be taxed harder for your bullshit 'work'. Just do enough to get the beer tokens in and relax, happy days.

>>213807743
If someone desperately wants to commit suicide I think we should just let them.

115x pokeballs, 25x great balls, its time to go catch some Pokemons

>>213807645
Yeah I learned that after speaking and living with Americans. If you don't work hard there you will pretty much just die. That might be the only country in the west left like that. But, you can also bounce back there easier than in other countries, failures punished hard but only if you stop trying.

>>213807673
she must like white boys its a sign

>>213807770
fantastic post

>>213807719
Why wouldn't you just buy loads of Bitcoin early and become a squillionaire and do exactly what you want every day for the rest of your life?
That's what I would do.

>>213807787
>goes to see oasis
>dies

>>213807786
who is this vile negress and why are you spamming her

It's genuinely insane how good neets have it here. Japan might be the only country better for it.

how did you beat giovani? you cant even decrease his Pokemons stats. not even stonjourner works! today ti was his Kangasatan
I dont think you can beat him on the first go at all (because there are separate challenges for finding him and then for when you defeat him), yesterday I got him down to his last Pokemon and he used a protect shield against my charged attack despite having already used two

>>213807787
Don't look back in anger Rorke

>>213807742
How are they acting like “negroes”
You sound old and stupid

>>213807807
investments seem like cheating in this scenario, of course your life would be better with a couple million pound, but that's not really you doing anything different

>>213807771
yes, just let the 14 year old children kill themselves and never mind about the illegal migrants who are hired to care for them

>>213807063
Just by the fact you use "fuck with" I know you're wog brained and his music is woggish

>get to last Pokemon he has
>corrupt machamp has TWO close combat (dont have the proper one), lowers his own def (gets one-shot)
>not even super effective against that Pokemon

>>213807840
>>213807886
kill yourself

>>213807310
That + spices is literally all gravy

Sir Gio Scotti

I thought my life would change if I got £50,000 but then I got that and it basically stayed the same. I'm sure millions would change that but beyond maybe buying a house and some stuff it would be 95% the same.

>close combat used twice on his Pokemon only gets him to 3/4 HP
>>213807902
mad because you arent allowed to post your racebait shit
thats you. getting mad right now because you arent allowed to sit in here and act like a wog

any /lad who wanks at toil/ man in?

Objectively speaking, the Japanese have proven themselves to be the master race, not whites.

They have higher IQ than whites.
They commit less crimes than whites.
They are more considerate to others than whites.
They are less violent than whites.
They don't start constant wars like whites.
They don't follow weird schizo Jewish cults like whites.
They invent new gadgets all the time, which whites stopped doing 100 years ago.
They have global cultural influence unlike any other nation on Earth.
They don't allow mass migration like whites.
They don't seethe about LGBT people not do they have gay flags hanging from every building, there's just a normal quiet acceptance.
They don't litter nor smash up their own streets and riot.
They have a sense of cultural honour and refinement white people lack.

The existence of the Japanese debunks Nazism and white supremacy entirely, assuming you care about facts or reality at all.

zoomers think you're not allowed to swear on the internet

>>213807929
ts unalived me

>>213807921
kill yourself

>>213807929
Grape

>>213807919
wow £50k? calm down bigshot

not reading that you stupid weeb cunt

>>213807923
(your points numbered)
2. yakuza
3. no theyre not
4. yakuza
5. yakuza. china. mongolia
6. yakuza
7. no they dont
11. the yakua punishses people if they do
12. the yakuza

>>213807824
underage

I have to wait another 462 days until I'm legally allowed to drink alcohol

:)

>>213807929
Zoomers are such puritans, any video about getting pissed or doing a cheeky like is filled with kids like "oh we're glorifying drugs/alcohol now are we"

>>213807985
Irrelevant group of elderly men with no power or influence

*shits my pants* oh we pooping our pants now are we

>>213807923
I dont think you believe anything you wrote and you just want reactions. Here is your (you)

mousenonce paying someone to chop his head off as soon as he beats the final pokemon boss

back on the good 'puter :)

>>213807786
yh she's currently dating a white bloke

>>213808044
hehehehehe!

>>213807929
>“I don’t really care who sees where I am, and I want somebody, at least one person, to know where I am at any given time,” she said.

> “I don’t find people having my location to be invasive at all. I think that’s just a natural part of life,” said Rhiannon Cogley, 19. “I would tell people where I am anyways. That just saves a text, you know?”

>“I do have people I don’t necessarily know super well on Snap Map,” Gabi Kong, a 20-year-old from Piedmont, sheepishly admitted to me. Despite keeping the function activated on Snapchat, Kong, who attends Boston University, primarily uses Find My to keep track of the friends and family she shares location with — 29 in total.

>“In college, my freshman year, my friend group shared their locations with each other,” Kong said. “And then my friend would be like, ‘Oh my God, did you see so and so are hanging out together?’”

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/gen-z-spying-on-each-other-20764888.php

their ways are just alien to me

>>213808054
It has its own parliament and everything

I need to use the Rocket Radar to go find Giovani and battle him properly, instead of using the balloons. it would definitely be a shame to lose the catch reward for beating him (if that happens!) because I think it his third Pokemon this time

>>213808074
Based doggo

>>213808057
fine i will post it! https://files.catbox.moe/fa6pyf.mp4

Ulster proddies want to die for Israel and hate themselves for being Irish to the point they'll burn anything related to the culture of the island they occupy

all beg bach

>>213807860
I'm not sure I would do anything too different with my life and career if I had loads of money, I'd just do what I like more often and less of what fucks me off. Perhaps work in a freelance capacity. I'd also be more confident with women in my teens and early 20s. Missed a lot of shagging of my own accord, I feel.

>>213808126
>>>/r9k/, >>>/pol/

>>213808126
Celtics are reddit. Germanics and Slavs are cooler.

>>213808145
My post related to British culture. Yours does not. >>>/r/etard

>>213808016
>no power
LOL

leftypol seething about bono what a time to be alive

>>213808080
Lmao Millennials and Zoomers are so co-dependent it's so bizarre. Every Zillennial I've met has been a high agency lone wolf.

>>213808168
you are the scum of the white race btw

>>213808158
slavs are runts

>>213808168
So irish are british? Good to know

>zillennial
no such thing
you're a zoomer

bladey

thought yakuza was mostly a thing of the past, like the Italian mafia in the US

bradley is on one today

>>213808044
very good video

alright lads I was just about to file a refund for the tv box I ordered because it didn't work even with the new converter but when making photos for the refund I decided to replace a cable just in case and it fucking worked I'm so happy finally mum will have something to watch

>>213808190
Triggered are you? You will always be Irish no matter how much you hate yourself or this island.

>>213808220
go outside

not had a grolsch in a little time
quite fancy one

>>213808189
> internet Buzzwords
>muh generational differences
You've never been outside in your life you fat fuck

>>213808234
two gays and eddie lizzard

katy's young console drippen wet thickie
>>213807478
sup crodie

rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>213808260
sup crodie

>>213808244
haha reminds me of these two dogs who would bark through a gate but do nothing when the gate was opened

>>213808194
no they're not dickhead

>>213808222
mental how the day this happened i said it was pikies and some irish poster got riled up like nobodies business. go look at the photo of the cunts that did it lol

salt bae it
sprinkle and sauté it
you don't trust me then we all weigh it

>>213808280
Did he promise that?

>>213808280
now lets see what the gdp per capita is

>>213808288
LOL

HeatherGOD hit the nail on the head with the Irish thing

trolling outside of /b/
extremely low quality post
spamming/flooding

>>213808280
screaming. i hate politicians. why do they have to be so slimy and dishonest.

>>213808280
in 2029 our wages will be US tier again and all our public services will be fixed

>>213808280
time to throw a boat party
someone call ghilaine up

I never felt like my parents had favourites until a couple of years ago (im 30YO) my mum said, “see, this is why you always say you’re the black sheep of the family”. I’ve never said that nor ever even thought of myself as a black sheep. Think she let the cat out the bag with that slip up.

>>213808332
Apparently only anglos put out bird feeders

>>213808320
kill yourself dog

minimod

>>213808280
Promises made. Promises kept

>>213808365
britain ROARS back to life

>>213808353
not sure

>>213808364
she's fucking dead lol

>>213808369
*yawn*

wowow the Pokemon raid I waited for was qwuilfish

I'm a 1996 millennial/zoomer hybrid and it's kind of comforting seeing how what was seen as unusual for men a decade ago (involuntary celibacy, living at home, being quiet, few or no friends etc) is now the normal experience for zoomers.

Now, for zoomers who were born in the early-mid 2000s, their NORMAL experience is everything that singled millennials out. Those of us who came of age after 2008 started this trend.

Mental how much I love black cock

>put in £7k in Nvidia & Palantir seven days ago just before GPT-5 launched as they always go up together
>Down £126 since then because GPT-5 flopped & marmalade man says he gets to take a 15% cut on Nvidia's chinese sales

I am cursed.
CURSED.
Do I dump it and lose 120 quid or grin and bear it?
This is a nightmare. I thought it would surge.

>>213808365
leftypol bros we did it! the line finally went up.
all it took was completely destroying our society with mass immigration from the third world

don't like people looking at me, only really go out during the dark hours

>>213808390
Wish boris was too

>>213808280
Britain is now in the late Soviet Union stage where the politicians don't even pretend they're telling the truth.

oh yeah and a weird thing that I noticed the other day whilst clearing gyms was that all the team ones had one spot left in them :)
I was thinking that he spoofed or something but I saw that he was walking away from the same way as I was on my way home soo

>>213808422
yes dumping nvidia and gulagtir is always a wise bet

>>213808422
top signal

>>213808409
*yawn*

>>213808409
don't worry unc we all virgins now

https://tv.garden/
watching weird foreign tv
trying to find chebs

>>213808422
Dump it for what reason?

pretty sure that crying kid switched teams (lmao)
kind of funny. it is still bad/mean though
but I found out that Pokemon Go battle league games dont even require potions afterwards, only walking or something like that (and its only 3km for 5 games)

>>213808504
in case it goes down more?

>>213807265
I'd try one sausage roll with gravy but not a whole bucket of them

>>213808501
john mcafee's ghost rising from the soil to warn me not to click this

>>213808504
he seems like a bit of a paper-handed idiot

>>213808210
i know for a fact sumo is controlled by an organization of CTE men who shit in diapers who are all beholden to the yakuza who even shut down the stable of the 51 world champ streak holder for """reasons"""" even though he's the only guy paying for junior tournaments to introduce kids to the sport(hes mongolian goat isnt he, had to be done eh)

>>213808501
last time i was in spain there was a channel where they showed this weird 'beach culture' show
lot of chebs in that, was called hola chica or something

>>213808422
dump it SELL SELL SELL

New girl at toil is 29, from a wealthy background, educated, good at what she does, fit as FUCK and is single and seemingly doesn't have much of a romantic life
What gives

Yo>>213808234
Perfect dinner party guests

>>213808574
get her shagged

computer technology was given to us by demons

>>213808581
all sex

>>213808574
spend less time on the internet you americanised freak

>>213808598
yes, white people are demons

i'd roll my sausage in your bucket phwoarrr

>>213808581
where's the sexy one

OK so you basically get a mienfoo for 3 Go battle league wins or something

baffled where the time goes
how is it nearly 5.30 i've been awake for 12hrs nearly and done nothing

>>213808574
gets her needs filled by going to jamaica twice a year

>>213808574
get fer hed

my fridge was off for 12 hours yesterday (unopened)
are the sausage fucked?

>the sexy one
>animated children's cartoon horses
>the sexy one

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

uh oh botnet meltdown

>>213808574
stealth where, don't fall for it

>>213808581
me on the left
fluttershy looking silly

>>213808574
Something something jungle BBC haha so funny right 4channers

>>213808524
Stocks go up and down mate. Dumping because it didnt immediately to up seems like a terrible idea to me but its your money

>>213808639
They better fucking clean that up

>EPL starts tomorrow
>Dodgy box isn't working
What do

>>213808674
I have a telecaster arriving in next couple days!!!!!

>>213808281
>213808260

call for invasion or "raid"

this is what you are supporting when you say you just "filter it"

>>213808574
im sure she got a gold card in her purse

>>213808711
Get a load of this billionaire

>>213808709
Need to get mine re-subbed

>>213808709
go to the game it's not sold out

arielle maxine mogs

alri de lads am back x

>>213808574
recent break up maybe and taking time out from dating. or she keeps her private life private

>>213808709
>>213808732
>Not knowing which sites to go to that shows it all for free
Embarrassing

>>213808709
watch the IPL instead

>>213808718
Does he not get poo on his willy?

>>213808701
nah I agree with you
It's just I'm not usually so impulsive, I'm QUITE the puss.
So retarded I thought it was for sure to go up, it did with GPT-4, 4o, 4-mini.
Surely a whole GPT-5 would outscore them all.
Yet alas...

It's Palantir which scares me far more. it's P/E ratio is extreme and you've got a bunch of bergs betting against it. Only £2k in that one though tbf.

>>213800107
"I don't mean to be rude" is a fixed expression you can't just change it willy nilly
Wordsmithing is a privilege reserved for native speakers you don't have that right

nice summer weather this

got an incense burning

>>213808499
You're late millennialised

bsaed pidgeott giving me 8 (EIGHT) pinaps
I need to find one of my Pokemon that I have with catch assist for the incense tonight. the pidgeott is obviously <3d enough :3 for that
:3

My new kitty kot's name is Nicholas.

>>213808792
It's too hot. Working in this heat should be illegal. The government should just give me free money instead.

>>213808762
you realise stocks are fire and forget right
check back in 5 years

>>213808810
*rapes you*

she annoys me but i really would like to suck on sydney sweeneys chebs while she fingers my arse and wanks my knob

>>213808812
I would buy this rare defect !!

Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs
Tomorrow belongs to me

21C sunny with low humidity is the perfect temperature

>>213808603
Being an MEP seemed like the cushiest job going.
From my EU funded flat in Brussels to my EU funded flat in Strasbourg. All travel expenses paid. Staff paid. Good pension. No accountability because barely anyone voted in the European elections
Mad that nigel spoilt this for me

new dogs name is vybz kartel

>>213807787
tbf he doesn't care now does he

>>213808835
not for stocks this volatile though, aye?
I've got a lot more invested in boring old man stocks. Indexes and that Cross-Fund Partnership F and shit I don't even know what it is. That increments fare more gradually.
These volatile nitroglycerin stocks you've got to keep an eye on.

>>213808841
sex is underwhelming for me now idk why

The Volksführer.

>>213808812
Rape air is crazy !

got the fan on and pointed directly at me haha

>>213808848
Love sunny winter days. Suns shining but its like 5°c

O.O
boioioioioing... awoo!

okay i want this on redditlfag

>>213808852
barks me prefer

bruhhh

>>213808933
Black people are genuinely the funniest people

>>213808933
the adele comment was pretty funny ngl

>>213808923
ummy

>>213808917
>>>213808406
bad mousenonce
stop stop stop

>>213808963
>>213808963

>>213808944
a jolly people

god i wish i was a low inhibition black with a bbc. don’t care how low my iq is

>>213808885
Rupes is going to get arrested..

>>213808970
no one ever falls for this dumb gimmick