Thread 213808963

barks me prefer edition

O.O
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>>213808963 (OP)
hymen snapper

ROXAAAANE
PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
ROXAAAANE

the migrant crisis you say? top men are on the job. top. men. *nods towards rorke*

p s

this qwilfish is different and more green than the one I had. also has a different tail
no match for my alakazam (with weather boost)! didnt even get its charged attack off

hello

alcohol just gives me a headache amd makes it so I can't sleep don't understand it

Reminder that all your rightoid heroes - Farage, Lowe, Tommy Robinson - love Israel more that Britain, and would send us off to war to defend Israel.
Meanwhile Corbyn would support peace and not get us involved in any middle eastern wars.
That said I expect all you retarded rightoids and the nation at large to win yet another "fell for it again award" after you vote in Reform UK.

>>213809042
brit/pol/ would love this post

What world do chuds live in? How gone do you have to be to believe this? Is this some kind of survival mechanism for them to think that these things will happen?

toby

>>213809042
yep a true hero of the people

Reminder that all your rightoid heroes - Farage, Lowe, Tommy Robinson - have been crazy ditas.
Meanwhile Corbyn would support peace and not get us involved in any middle eastern wars.
That said I expect all you retarded rightoids and the nation at large to win yet another "fell for it again award" after you vote in Reform UK.

>>213809040
it's all about catching a buzz
the fabled buzz...

>>213809029
amateur

>>213809083
poo

>>213809040
you have to do it more often to get the desired effect, like any other drug

Why is my flat still 28C?

>>213809103
omdz

found a piece of cheese in my pocket earlier

>>213809086
You're triggered by brown names
I'm more concerned about our government putting Israel before its own British citizens
That's the difference between a sane person and a rightoid incel like you.

drinking to feel happiness again award

>>213809099
You still support rangers mate? I want to bet on them qualifying for the Champiosn league, should I do it?

>>213809128
Because God hates you

>>213809093
that bear can't hula

provacateur

adam wearing out the same tired old baits is he

drinking guinness zero

>>213809042
Rupert lowe loves Israel too?

UP THE CELTS, UP THE 'RA

>>213809149
He definitely does at the moment, things have gone to shit, 2025 has been a terrible year.

>>213809072
Lack of pussy does this to these niggas

>>213809176
Same. Absolutely shite year. Need a do over.

>>213809165
Are you Irish diaspora?

hiya

Never seen this before

>>213809136
don't think this country is particularly involved with Israel at the moment, can't see us doing anything more than condemnations, no point letting it dictate everything. also pakistanis are a much bigger problem

Need the job market dealt with somehow

>>213809166
He said people that protest in support of Palestine should expect to be shot and called Zarah Sultana a terrorist for opposing Israel
Every rightoid care first and foremost about Israel, then about global billionaire capitalist elites, and then you LAST

>>213809210
fuck this incontinent fuck
shant be eating this also its fucking 10dollars per 100 grams of powdered dogshit with salt on it

>>213809072
This is why the "2 more weeks" meme exists

>>213809211
think they do cheeky lasagnes
would like to try one

Is it unusual for a man to have a full length mirror

>>213809211
huge margins on ready meal slop for fat people

>>213809072
Isnt this a leftypol account (chatting bollocks)

>>213809251
I might get this, sounds nice

Lord Miles embraces exterminationism.

>>213809249
I like Lidl/Aldi versions of Pringles. Cheaper and they taste better I think.

wonder if anyone on the titanic had a wank between the iceberg striking and the ship sinking

>>213809249
maybe cos everything in scandinavia is shit!!

>>213809232
>Every rightoid care first and foremost about Israel, then about global billionaire capitalist elites, and then you LAST
truth supernova

>>213809281
He pots Hitlerian pro-murder tripe like this then acts like a confused innocent baby when the police had a chat with him

>>213809277
had that and it was rank, peak Britslop

>>213809042
Good thing I'm a NatSoc and not right wing
>Lowe
He has come out as opposing kosher slaughter

any asinine soliloquys going

>>213809322
Rightoid incel LARP freak

>>213809327
don’t know what this means sounds bent

will be playing a victoria 3 larp game where I pretend britain isn't a shithole

>>213809322
Alri, Richard Spencer

>>213809232
Did he say that? I feel like an MP would be arrested for saying that

>>213809356
timmy's crush

>>213809349
sort of like pretending to have a four sided triangle, no?

evil bitch. keeping homeless alive and without roofs. way to maximise suffering in the world you devil child

>>213809349
enjoy fixing britain via authoritarian means on democracy 4 ngl

>>213809356
Looks like shes doing a big fart

were people in the days before TV, films, music and games just bored out of their skulls 24/7

>>213809281
could he glow any harder

>>213809404
no they had sex and raised their families and focused on careers, maybe a single hobby in their spare time

>>213809383
Why does she look like she goes to hogwarts

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

>>213809364
The right wing zionist establishment will never arrest their own

>>213809299
no its not :(

why do they come here instead of /pol/
are they lost?

>>213809399
on my bwc

>>213809383
>Rebecca Young says she would like to make a career from music
Deary me

>>213809277
this + precicely 2 protein babybel for a truly fascist lunch

>>213809404
they were content with just sitting doing nowt. you still get people like that. mostly poor people who just sit on their stoop smoking cigarettes and passersby . a lot of them are fed up by the offerings of sky tv and yearn for something simpler

>>213809281
doesnt this nigga literally sell export gold from some arab shithole warhellhole where he was kept hostage?
hes literally embedded in the taliban

>>213809431
Not liking Palestine doesnt make you a zionist. I despise them both

>>213809449
>babybel

AI ran out of training data :/

>>213809444
probably invent something in AI music. someone needs to kill or jail her now before she does more damage

>>213809434
i like the salty crisp sort of things covered in chocolate if you have them. i had them from a norwegian. also sveltbrod or whatever it was. the dense bread. and lingenberries or whatever

>>213809426
oh heavens no
don't like how josh homme is attractive and so unattractive at the same time

any other (older) (married/engaged) guys masturbate the semen out of their hard hairy cocks while they imagine the hairy pussies of women they know?

Taylor Swift has officially announced that she is currently obsessing over sourdough bread

>“Sourdoughs taken over my life in a huge way"

>>213809468
peng tits but meng tummy

>>213809203
prefer not to say

>>213809485
ermm

why are turkish girls so fucking PRETTY?
We really ought to consider their application into the white club.

>>213809508
>>213809521

Carly Rae Jepsen looks lovely in never-before-seen promotional picture for The Loveliest Time.

>>213809511
She's a bit late to the fad

>>213809533
LOL timmy's crush

>>213809511
>>213809537
flag on

>>213809511
i wonder if shes good at maths

The "Wicked: For Good" press tour has officially started.

>>213809511
why's she eating rabbit poo

>>213809511
>copper pans
A nightmare to clean

tried to get into golf but coulnd't hit the ball
fucksake

>>213809492
>10cm en dun

>>213809560
how did you know it was me??

>>213809294
LIDL pringles (palm oils) and lager go hard and you go crazy drunk for like 30 hours
>>213809468
I feel like the quality of tits (what is "good" pair of tits in an image) has declined or become easier as a definition in recent years

>>213809591
Don't be disheartened lad it's one of the hardest sports, you need lessons.

Sucking on a vegan babybel

>>213809511
wonder which was the last black nfl totem pole bbc inside her while travis wanked in the cuck chair

>>213809591
you're supposed to suck it first

me turquoise you white

>>213809627
woke slop

bad job today everyone for not reporting him while I was not here. upset at you all; I thought we were making progress!

>>213809607
Didn't see the later seasons but isn't RD canonically a lezzer with AJ? Asking for a friend

>>213809072
nation of absolute bloody spastics

>>213809511
Between getting shagged up the rear by that American football player I take it?

FUCKED my OWN LIFE in the BATTY

>>213809607
um cute arms proportions. I hope my arms are long enough for this if they sit on my belly!!

>>213809312
Read any of the shit he claims happened to him while he was a hostage (kwab) and you’ll realize he’s an autistic little loser lying to seem cool

test

>>213809136
lmfao shut up paki

>>213809686
what the helly

>>213809668
I'm only in my 30s I can still fix it

>>213809692
?

>nooo muh precious nonwhites!
why dont they go live in nonwhite country? is it bad in all of them or something?
>muh pr-
nonwhite person

>>213809704
30s… just a fucking kid

hate white people especially liberal white people

>>213809690
You aren't human, you have no soul, your death will go unmourned you philosophical zombie runtoid incel

He done a lot better than you, Rorke

some freak near me has a flag pole that keeps switch the flag out on randomly

*starts vibrating*

crazy how in 24 hours, the USA will only have 49 states

Asian girls are just a cut above 2bh

>a wild vulpix is nearby!
yeah, 45 minutes away!

>>213809725
you're a smelly ugly paki

>>213809741
HIGHER FREQUENCY

>>213809733
His fields of study: rape, being a black nigger, stealing

>>213809733
He did indeed. I got C,E,Merit

>>213809741
damn, mental how good my posts are
this is why I am so popular, and why the fake - the imitate-grrs - are not (when they do it)

is it weird to be a canadaphile

>>213809741
*watches you clip through the floor into blue hell*
he'll respawn back here... probably.

>>213809733
I have a first from Oxford. And I'm white.

been off toil this week and have been so much happier and more relaxed it's frankly unquantifiable
need to get on PIP asap so i never have to toil again

>>213809765
is life difficult with a penis as small as yours (10cm and thin)? has a girl ever seen it? did she laugh or just feel a bit sorry for you?

>>213809754
Don't understand this meme, don't see the appeal, I've met quite a lot of young Chinese girls at uni and nearly all were grim

any post-covid graduates in?
you lads manage to get a job?
jobs markets really fucked isn't it we missed the boat.

mi nuh love yippin, buh, barks mi prefer

>>213809803
yet here you are

>>213809779
smarter than you though

My new kitty kot's name is Nicholas.

>>213809812
yes
no
yes

stufful evo looks very silly

prove me wrong kids, prove me wrong

I wanna try scissoring with a vibrator in the middle

Sex

>>213809819
/brit/ is unironically the highest IQ place on the Internet

>>213809734
is this northern ireland? they love a flag so they do

think I may actually have the 'tism (not in a cute internet way)
would get it checked out, but seems a bit pointless as an adult who isn't trying to get on the PIP

>>213809837
sounds dangerous

crazy how i picked a uni degree based on how much fun i had in the equivalent lessons in GCSE and that somehow worked out lol

>>213809837
You don’t have a vagina

>>213809822
Mediocre card game that's only popular due to collectors

>>213809837
>vibrator in the middle
sequel to malcolm in the middle

>>213809794
probably yeah

>>213809794
yes it’s probably the gayest country in the world

off too much caffeine rn

would you care if your girlfriend had a girlfriend? me: no

>>213809826
sick of americans thinking they suffer our graduate markets 10x worse than yours

>>213809861
more likely you got the ol 'tardation

>>213809845
/brit/ is low iq and so are you

all nice and well but the small boat cronem are activating

>>213809850
doxxable info

if it was northern ireland it would be uk flag and if he changed it he'd be burned on a cross

today the Mortal Kombat hteme started playing as Giovani came in on a balloon (got 1/4 through his last Pokemon and lost)

>>213809845
I'm an alcoholic loser recluse who slings boxes around at a warehouse, don't think someone with a high IQ would end up like me

>>213809876
what. how?

>>213809812
Graduated in 2023, went straight into a job, switched jobs, got let go, now I've been looking for one for nearly three months with no luck, it's dire.

back to work monday

>>213809896
yeah but i i dont think that's relevant here 2bh

>>213809918
you love to see it

>>213809918
homo hymensnapperus

>>213809887
if I got threesomes with them or could at least watch them go at it then I'm down

>>213809895
Our jobs board head is considering stopping the release of jobs numbers entirely

>>213809924
neoliberal gaylord ground zero

>>213809914
Indeed they are. Activating and heading to the showers to have a go on each others arses... mmmm xxx

10 or so people filtering a post should fill up a counter and that should automatically report the post. two or more reports from that and they will probably listen to it. filtering is not enough. reporting posts hides them afterwards so idk why you dont just do it

>>213809928
Do you think it would be suspicious if a man had a full length mirror in his house where he lives alone
Does that set off your gaydar

>>213809955
yeah because of short-term tariff complications not because it's all fucked

>>213809928
What does anorexiana have to do with anything

>>213809812
I graduated in 2020 and still haven't found a good job yet, just loads of shit ones since
Well, I had one 'good' job but it was on paper only, it was so shit I could only hack it for 3 months

>>213809918
The UK looks grim. He looks like a patient in a hospital with his silly clothing.

>>213809864
Nicholas is named after Saint Nicholas.

>>213809533
Knew a very fit turkish girl but she had a very irritating voice

>>213809993
It’s all fucked you idiot tariffs have nothing to do with the terrible job market that’s been going on for almost a year now

>>213809980
impersonator

reminder that jewSA placed political pressure on Germany to accept Turkish migrant workers when they didn’t want to

>>213810002
same, may go back and study something actually in-demand but don't want to end up back at stage 1 looking for a non-existant graduate role all over again
lucky pre covid bastards basically got handed jobs

Mew faints instantly to his Pokemon
the porygon lock-on spam trick oesnt work because then ive got no tanks

raping my arse with a vacuum cleaner (turned on)

>>213810011
What do the voices say?

>>213809992
only if its next to his collection of carly rae jepsen vinyls and t shirts

>>213810033
not on the same level as us, you are spoiled little babies who think their economy is trash

>>213810035
avatar/signature post from r9k freak

>>213809733
But hes black so

>>213810054
>turned on
im sure you are lad, but what about the hoover?

the fanny smell is overpowering

thousands of small boat cronem collecting their deliveroo slopboxes as we speak mhm

>>213810075
What's deltarune
Have you ever had it

>>213810054
best way to deal with constipation desu

>>213809733
imagine all the tarquette pussy he’s gonna slay with his bbc. biomedical sciences indeed

>>213810090
psc

>>213810104

this is him off his avatar flag, filterers

>>213809923
Stephen hawkin needed someone to wipe his bum

did a poo today

>>213810104
mmhmm, katies waiting in dem luh robes

>>213810128
you are seriously mentally unwell

Hate

>>213810157
cronem not coming though, having a luh go on each other in the showers x

diversity absolutely raped the internet

>>213809072
yes calls for repatriation are common place
45% agree with it according to yougov

>>213809992
no they can be a useful tool for bringing mor elight into a space

they do it every day
even on thursday 14th august

>>213810198
that was reddit and zuckerberg acktually

>>213810189
impersonator + you're incredibly gay LOL

>>213810212
Wait a minute that's today

>>213810164
and yet, correct, *sips tea*

>>213810171
ave barratt gratia plena
taylor wimpey tecum

>>213810028
yeah this, I'd never be able to get over the janky ESL accent

aevatar flag, irrelevant catchphrase

Have two weeks to book a week's holiday, lads
Not sure if I even want to do one since I don't like holidays, me.

Might just go to London for a few days, take in the scenery, have a few pints and wonder why the fuck people do this shite for fun

>>213810220
He's rattled you

>>213810212
you were posting here christmas day mate. you're just as sad and pathetic as they are. shut up nigga

Why do Americans insist on being treated like overgrown toddlers?

>>213810223
Jews totally did a number on your mind goyim

AND THE PROBLEM WITH THAT... IS THAT IT'S WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES

>>213810235
Had a bizarre name like bengisu too. But she was very fit

devastated lads

>>213810261
Jason

jesus christ I'm out of booze

rorke listening to soulja boy

>>213810297
lol, showed that whore

yeah this its this i agree her accent the accents is why I dont have a gf otherwise I would but this and I cant get over that

>>213810261
sounds based

is the 2012 carly rae jepsen blowjob video real

>>213810245
why go london
go denmark or something

>>213810319
Looks exactly like my mum's estate when it was being built. Tonnes of snags which fortunately got fixed as she had a snagging survey done. The house is nice, but they cram them all in so the garden is tiny and parking is a nightmare.

>>213810319
in Africa they could never (invent bricks or glass)

>>213810319
british people are being architecturally raped
also actually raped too

>>213810164
That one was pretty funny tbf

>>213810319
just looking at this image saps your soul, grim

might move to America and join ICE

>>213809215
Were a party to the genocide in Gaza (Spy flights, refuelling at our base in Cyprus).

>>213810261
>bully service employees into absolute submission
based?

Stop. Think. Don't catcall.

Back in the day you’d see pictures of lovely lithe blonde 18 year old girls jumping up into the air celebrating their a-level results.

Now it’s just pictures of blacks.

>getting offered jobs
>oh no lad sorry you need a degree in the IT despite it not being relevant

Can you fuck off asking me to fucking interview when you can see I don't have a degree you useless cunts

>>213810343
London they speak mostly English, lad.
Denmark, they don't. And more importantly in London I can get some meat pies

SHE A FREAK HOE

>>213810381
it is actually sort of based

*looks at you out of my car as I drive past*

>>213810319
What a pathetic tiny sidewalk!

>>213810385
How can you be that gay?

Owen Jones does chem sex batty riding, trust me, big time

>>213810385
wouldn't have a problem if they were all like this

>accidentally look at a mirror
>catch some awful, hideous, greasy, balding, foul scamp-like creature of a thing gazing back at me
oops haha have to make sure that doesn't happen again

oh right yeah based is it yeah fucking idiots

>>213810392
no cans tonight?

every thing the BE flag has posted this thread has been posted by him before

>>213810375
*we're
stupid paki

early new
>>213810182
>>213810182
>>213810182

>>213810385
delta squad rocking up in ukraine for special operations

>>213810337
she has denied this

>>213810450
I can't believe you've done this.

Noticed CyclingMikey is a bit islamophobic

>>213810450
just not on is it

>>213810450
on a fucking thursday!?

>>213810392
well youve made your mind up so, enjoy

>>213810450
cheers sons crying

>>213810437
No, lad.
Had them yesterday since was late in the toil so started late today

Feels like a fucking Friday and I really badly want the cans

>>213810440
I reckon I could hold you down and fart on your face without much effort

time for the daily shower (except I didnt shower yesterday because I hurt my foot, or the day before the day before that because I was up for 3 days)

dtfic is spamming that early new thread somebody make a proper one at 310

>>213810319
Just don't understand how people aren't ashamed to live in places like this. It's actually disrespectful how much the developers obviously milked that plot of land for every penny it's worth

>>213810540
lee isnt dtfic lol

tony soprano would beat up every nigger in the world

>>213810526
grim freak

or 30 hours

>>213810387
>be shy lad
-see the future missus running past your house every morning. You picture yourself building a home and having children with her.
-butterflies in tummy, you work up the courage to go put the bins out as she passes, a literal angel
“Keep going, you’re doing great” you stutter.
“Officer needs back up, I repeat, officer needs back up. Crime in progress”

Try explain that to a judge

poo screaming

>>213810568
>t. dtfic on a vpn

>>213810554
People need houses

poo screaming

>>213810598
mindraped

showering daily is bad for you
>>213810582
you are a grim little freak. get a hold of yourself for gods sakes

>>213810582
>hand her bowl of eggs

>>213810600
*want
you can live without a house
you do not need a house to live

>>213810622
No it isn't you fucking twat

>>213810636
>>213810636
>>213810636

poo screaming

I've seen entire empires crumble and fall

filipino nurse wife insists on showering twice a day