Thread 213812729

phasedem edish

poo screaming

poo smells lmao

poo screaming

>>213812773
just wanted to let you know you're a legend

>>213812729 (OP)
hope your mum gets dementia

poo screaming

>>213812729 (OP)
some truly appalling takes here
par for the course with an anime nonce of course

Any post under this flag after mine is an impersonator. I love black penis and fantasise about it for up to 14 hours a day.

>We may seem cold
>Or we may even be the most depressing people you've ever known
>At heart, what's left, we sadly know
>That we are the last truly British people you've ever known
>We are the last truly British people you will ever know
>You'll ever, never, want to know

>>213812773
cheers

>giving tens of thousands of visas to low paid care workers in their 30s and 40s
It was 120,000 in the first year alone

>>213812797
impersonator

poo screaming

>>213812767
>>213812773
>>213812779
>>213812790

>>213812797
why though

>>213812767
>>213812773
>>213812779

>>213812811
Leftypops cheering

>garyeats goes on holiday and makes peng videos
>greenoeats immediately goes to what looks like poland and does the same thing

CANNOT stand this inferior leach

>>213812811
>foreign low paid care workers
or "granny smackers" as we now call them

>>213812797
Dem timmies be malding xx

>>213812813
alri fake ziedbelg

kicked out of playing battle league in Pokemon Go for ragequitting someones 1st Pokemon. but I dont care what his other two Pokemon were and his first one special attacked every 3 seconds so I rq

>>213812833
greenoeats is SO pathetic
what a HANGER ON

>>213812839
im not ziedbelg

>>213812833
>>garyeats

mmhmm they tek it everywhere don’t they xx

>>213812864
no you're impersonating him i know

>>213812838
Dey dun like that I fantasise about black penis. I'm sharing my passion

they special attack every 3 seconds
even in the battle league

>>213812864
why do you have timmy fantasies all the time

why poo

figured I'd try and kick the weed and try booze for a bit instead
got a headache, feel sick, don't get it at all, think I'd rather just be sober

alcohol is medicinal

>>213812877
impersonator

it's pure satire

not sitting there getting mirror shot spammed by ferrothorn

>>213812867
he's bent so probably looking at the lads arses

>>213812900
CWLTSHC

please bow for the NATO anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM&list=RDrGrqW3nx5HM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=cam

>>213812904
alri fake ziedy

>>213812833
why is garyeats so popular? he's just a boring middle aged dad.

>impersonator
he is so fucking autistic lmfao

liquid ziedy

turn that 6 upside down it's a 9 now

>>213812914
the cameraman is his son
>>213812929
he's relatable and unpretentious

I hate the EU

>>213812788
*yaps some existential nuggets at the state of your miserable soul*

>>213812792
lumi said she'll read more philosophy and re do the chart eventually

what i want to know is why is an impersonator impersonating someone and pretending that they're impersonating him when in fact he's impersonating them?
crazy stuff!

the wanktoil

>>>/gif/29287695

bring back saying 'post chin'

Watching videos of black men wiggling their baton
mmhmm
nun I cud do

>>213812967
why is he ranking people he hasn't even read
>>213812981
alri the REAL actual true ziedy

>>213812977
grim freak

Summer vegetable and butter bean paella for tea lads

>>213812981
sc

>>213812977
nice one spaino
you still wanking to men then?
great

>>213812978
post chin

ejaculating over and over again without impregnating anyone or attempting to is gay
you are gay
you are in a gay relationship with your own penis
if you compulsively stare at images of other men's penises ejaculating you are even more gay
you live a homosexual lifestyle

>>213812977
they all cockmog me

>>213812968
your puny intellect couldn't comprehend the true reason

been wanking about 6-8 times a day, but peeing has become harder. time to give the ol boy a month off.

wanking to huge throbbing cumming girl cocks

nth for the baddiedem

Jason

mmhmm nun timmy can do except impersonate his betters xx

>>213813003
>butter bean
Indigestible

>>213813062
How so?

>you are in a gay relationship with your own penis
corr spaff

>>213813044
>>213813045
homosexuals

>>213813056
how is a guy who spends all day on 4chan my better? if anything he's my equal!

>>213813074
that's a fake harry potter thing

i'm a yn in the body of an unc

>>213812981
impersonator

>>213813074
Cant be digested

unc going off today talking about shite like tamagotchis and bayblades and yugioh

might get him a zimmerframe and put him in a home ngl

Goran…

what i want to know is why are yanks calling other people homosexuals?
all yanks are gay, everyone knows this!

>>213813095
nun you can do lol!
he's gonna ruin your 'reputation' xx

>>213813056
he's not going to shag you mate

Why is it my fault that our economy is gear towards migrant workers filling in the gaps in our economy.

I don't agree with restricting their movement purely out of racism, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't prefer it for us to he more self sufficient people-wise

>>213812981
screenshotted

>>213813089
No idea what this means I'm afraid
>>213813096
Pretty sure they can

>>213813078
pig men don't belong in society
go to an island and live with the other pigs forever

>>213813096
Digest them all the time me. Guess you got one of these runt digestive systems were your tummy hurts after you eat some bread

>>213813120
ok, check your poo tomorrow afternoon

>>213813095
alri fake ziedbelg

>>213812997
she did a chemical engineering major at college/yank uni but picked philosophy as her minor and chat inputs of course

mmhmm 50)

That's what I get for phoneposting

nun I cud do except cage my clitty and watch videos of batonage being wiggled...
mmhmm

>Cost of Mounjaro weight-loss drug to go up in price by 170% in the UK within weeks
lmao fat cunts on the ropes (the ropes immediately snap)

>pig men
please stop i can only get so hard

>>213813083
he’s not here all day silly timmy

>>213813095
you're right the real belgcuck is a lot gayer

absolutely no goals or direction or anything to work towards. just exist really.

Tuscans are known in the rest of Italy as “mangiafagioli” or bean-eaters because so much of the traditional rustic cuisine of the region is based on beans.

>>213813104
you're a filthy pig who shouldn't be allowed near normal people

>>213813150
impersonator

>>213813161
he was here on christmas day LOL

>>213813171
mad how kek this is me

>>213813183
oh you mad asl LOL x

136 more days until I see my gf again

*stands up*
I am the belgian

>>213813185
so were you silly timmy

>>213813135
No one cares about your parasocial relationship with some fake anime streamer

>>213813154
fat bitch I used to know got hot and lost 10 stone. now she's going to MOG me at a wedding I've got coming up. not fucking fair is it, cheating really.

>>213813217
nope LOL
project on HP x

>>213813155
exactly
you and your ilk are destroying society
we all want you to fuck off and disappear

>>213813161
yes I was
family were downstairs at Christmas dinner and I was bouncing on a black dildo watching black men waggling their batons

429

>>213813044
have you ever rattled your chode so much that nothing came out when you orgasmed?

>>213813154
I've had to use this image many times this year

>>213813230
so fucking sad man

>>213813230
screaming

dad's belt giving major clartenings
nun lil ziedy cud do x

>>213813230
i dont care what excuses you have. if you're posting here christmas day, you have something wrong with you. hard to express just how pathetic that is

>>213813230
Jesus

mental how ziedbelg came up with his own lore around his interracial sex obsession

>>213813171
kahteeming hard

>>213813171
always thought it was weird that its assumed everyone has a "dream" or an ultimate life goal or whatever. i don't really want to do anything, achieve anything, hope for anything

Goran!

>Drugmaker Eli Lilly said it will raise the price of its blockbuster weight loss drug by up to 170 per cent for customers in the United Kingdom. The US pharmaceutical giant confirmed to Euronews Health that effective September 1, the highest dose of Mounjaro will cost £330 for a month's supply, up from £122 currently.

It's like really being an american

>10cm
ha! chance would be a thing thing! a fine thing indeed!

>>213813293
because you are gay

and just to check, how much will it cost to eat less and go for a walk?

>>213813274
he must be very lonely

I want the UK to be nuked

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

>>213813313
Probably going to say some bollocks that make it the consumers fault rather them just being greedy af

the gf

>>213813337
fuck off yank

>>213813365
you are a sad loser

>>213813365
just post a pic of your black hand with a timestamp to end it now then

>>213813351
please delete

>>213813313
diet and exercise wins again

>>213813260
>>213813264
>>213813274
>>213813277
most people posted on christmas day
it's not a big deal

dont think hes gonna recover from a second belgian flag, he'll be migrating to /deutsch/ next

>>213813390
Vile face

all nice and well but the leng katys are receiving vicious backshots from the durag wearing cronem while timmy's heartfelt goodnight text been left on read x

>>213813390
always thought her penis was too big

>>213813224
Shag her

>>213813365
wouldn’t want to endanger the reputation of a cuckposter who is universally despised

might wank my little evil incel pecker

>>213813414
Yes maybe a few cheerful posts after 5pm not running an autistic cuckold gimmick all day

kill yourself

>friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments (...) are all from an impersonator
yeah good but your actual posts are also like this too

>>213813390
CWLTSHC

>>213813221
just for you x

>>213813421
mmhmm she is the recepient of a QuickTap™

>>213813414
Forgot to add that not everyone was doing it with their cock caged and a black dildo stuffed up their arse
I was though

>>213813414
ziedy inside on valentines day posting about the cronem

he genuinely believes he has a positive reputation here
he thinks everyone likes him and looks forward to this posts
easily biggest delusional mental case going on /brit/

>>213813446
me?

>>213813414
never posted here once on christmas day
you must be much sadder and more lonely than even i am KEK

>>213813479
scream

>>213813368
being a fat bastard is the customer's fault

he should kill himself

>>213813484
he's only number 2

imagine getting so butt hurt by someone that you buy a 4chan pass and a vpn to impersonate them

>>213813462
>>213813235
impersonator

>>213813504
him?

>>213813479
To be fair I was also doing this with a black dildo inside
Felt like I wasn't alone

>>213813461
>>213813462
unironically not sure which one is the real ziedy

>>213813479
oh dear oh dear

>>213813514
why do you care if he's impersonating you
is spamming the thread all you have

>>213813511
imagine running defence for an autistic paedo cuckold freak who has ruined this place

>>213813458
>vtuberfreak wanks to interracial cuckoldry as well
anybody surprised?

>>213813479
ktim minus the posting about cronem

>>213813511
it's his last hope

safe to say all belgian flags are the same poster

>>213813439
gay

>>213813548
says the guy having a nervous breakdown because his 4chan reputation is at stake LOL

oh my DAYS heathermong desperately trying to defend ziedy as fast as his little cooldown box can post deary deary me

Why haven't you people filtered the Belgian flag already?

>>213813511
haha yeah imagine

>>213813564
HOWLING

>>213813551
impersonator with vpn off
>>213813524
impersonator

that's it belgian is getting filtered
the word and the flag

to report it

Just thinking about getting the cage on my thin, 10cm cock and bouncing on that black dildo

>>213813573
chrome banned 4chanx

>>213813548
why do you care so much

posted loads of trannys on christmas day morning once when i woke up still steaming after christmas eve pints then was sick

Ziedbelg is the only friend heathermong has managed to make in his life and he’s terrified we are going to drive him away

>>213813588
why do you care

>three different belgian flags now

right then

hast du etwas zeit fur mich

>>213813619
based

>>213813602
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

just thinking about all the vicious clartenings I could receive if I got a black boyfriend

>>213813629
It's so sad lol

A 'friendship' formed around pretending to be black paedophiles

>>213813414
Youve been done

seriously though why didn't the micks just fish lol

my life is a joke
why even bother to try my hardest just to be slightly less of a loser
lol

pure satire vs actual satire

I need a girlfriend

not sure why people give quentin attention

>>213812958
Even the guy trying to make fun of them is a total retard

>>213813674
i want to find her and help her... get home
haha

>>213813690
that's the cuckle brothers done then

>>213813700
probably a good idea so you aren't completely miserable when you're older
I imagine being in a dead end job and in your 50s is probably nightmarish

>>213813690
they only have to pretend to be one of those things

Has anyone here ever actually made his own chicken stock from leftover bones
Convinced it's just something people lie about doing

>>213813715
It’s a service. Care in the community. If we weren’t doing this and holding his attention imagine what he would be out doing in the real world.

>>213813606
>>213813678
impersonator

>>213813690
howling

throbbing black penis in my face
my clitty's leaking just thinking about it

>>213813736
do a levels do letters now?
I thought they still did letters

this thread isn't helping me at all
it's like being on /r9k/ now but with spam
not a good thing

>>213813751
yeah when my parents are dead life is gonna be so grim. they’ll be sad if i kms though so i should wait

>>213813758
yeah, done it a few times
you make a fucking load of it from one chicken though

>>213813740
haha yh

>>213813715
it's definitely not him

this is what I look like

I have probably posted on Christmas Day once or twice tbf but it was probably to wish you lads a happy Christmas or blog post about my presents or something while mum was doing the roast and there’s a boring Harry Potter film on TV, NOT to fantasise about imaginary black men living in a skyscraper raping school children

>>213813715
think we've moved on from pretending its quentin

>>213813802
they'll be sad seeing you waste your life too

>>213813849
Context is key x

>>213813758
all the time it's very easy and far more nutritious
just keep the bones after roasting a chicken and add some aromatics with water

>>213813849
>imaginary black men living in a skyscraper raping school children

Hao Ling

>>213813855
wrongun

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

small float poonem
mhmm they spinnin
katies flushing

>>213813813
pre-pakistani social tensions seem strange now

Need to do 20 pushups and prepare some dinner.
Also it's Friday tomorrow.
You know what that means *looks into the camera suggestively*

uh oh melty

cute girl working at the theater looked like belle delphine and for once i didnt get scared when picking up my tickets

Just thinking about my arse being stretched smoove open tonight LOL

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

Amazing.
How did your travel and tourism btec go rorke?

26 degrees out
And here I am
Rotting in my smeggy bedroom

There was basically no BBC or tranny spam on christmas on /brit/ and it made me realise these spammers actually have families so they must be very young and had to be with their parents and families on that day. The threads were all extremely dead, most here are just regular normies. I'd like to think they're all mentally ill nothing left to lose types but it doesn't seem to be the case. At the most, they're unemployed.

Will you sign?

>>213813786
>>213813908
>>213813935
impersonator

>>213813949
Basheera Al Assad

>>213813937
mmhmm nun timmy cud ever do bout dat xx

>>213813935
sc

The rumours are true. It is 10cm and thin.

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

10cm en dun

>>213813927
wow 20 whole push-ups? slow down there champ

>>213813970
If you are so concerned about impersonation, maybe you should adopt a tripcode Crodie x

I'm a shy fella but my dad is the most boisterous man in the country and he kept talking to me from across the street and I got all quiet

>>213813949
You're taking images from the most successful state school in the entire country
And I didn't do a btec in travel and tourism

>>213813969
scrmajng

*sucks myself off*
alri

>>213813969
Right well that is a literal threat to assassinate the Prime Minister isn’t it? GCHQ might be interested in this one

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>213813995
overblown they'll mostly be bankrupt in 20 years

>>213814019
Do me now

>>213814028
why are you having timmy fantasies

thought i put the thing in the oven but i forgot
smdh

>>213814024
>Right well
Hate this little quirked up redditism that for whatever reason has taken off here

11pm cronem eyeing up their kettles
quick stir horlicks theyre snoozin

>>213814024
we've already seen it, thanks

small boat cronem chewing on some khat
-2 perfect katy walking past in nike batty shorts

discord is so fun
sometimes I like to bring my discord friends here and have fun

got some good muscles but can't be bothered to do a single bit of cardio so it doesn't show
love lifting some weights and dossing on my phone for 5 mins

Just farted for the loudest and longest time in my entire life. Beans made it happen

so belgcuck was gay all along? not surprised in the least

>>213814070
paedo loser kys

>>213814024
Reckon the GREAT guys at GCHQ can recognise a bit of satire
*puts my phone in the microwave and then buries the microwave in the garden *

>>213814070
why are you having timmy fantasies

right well that's a quirked up redditism

>>213814083
gay and a paedophile
'-2' means 14 years old

-2 katy in love with small boat cronem
14 onyx mek contact with battydem hugging from behind

>>213814076
not social enough for discord me, like hiding behind my flag

are emma raducanu

Might start avatarfagging aha x

>>213813993
I'm not in shape lad, never look down on someone for trying to better themself.
Whats your routine big shot?

>>213814099
why are you having timmy fantasies

tonights the night. and its going to happen again

>>213814057
Wouldn’t know mate as I don’t use reddit but I’m glad you recognise it from there, very interesting

>>213814070
Amazing that Belgium pays some retard disability bux so he can spam his fetish 7 days a week on the internet.

>>213814064
impersonator

>>213814099
have you ever seen a doctor about your thin 10cm willy?

£9.50

I'm still in shock

just thinking about that black dildo stretching my arse open tonight LOL

reminder to report his posts

>>213814141
broken britain

>>213814116
I go to gym and lift HEAVY metal

Th Arch Linux website and Arch User Repository are not having a good time. Multiple DDOS attacks. Hope all you lads stay safe x

>>213814148
mmhmm x

>>213814139
why would i impersonate a black man obsessed with other black men having sex with underaged british women?

>>213813993
how many should I be able to do
managed 60 the other day

>>213814116
Cat-cow pose flow for 15 minutes followed by 30 reps of sucking my own cock

>>213814141
London is it?

turns out skinny yardie goon packing 14 oval baton
turns out -2 uninitiated
turns out vigorous and permanent adjustment will tek place x

>>213814109
emma cuckitini

>>213814153
peng mong

>>213814171
don't know, depends how fat your are really. 60 in one go is pretty good

>>213814160
don't use the aur

>>213814180
THE VERY SAME

>>213814172
>Cat-cow pose
Genuinely great for back pain

>>213814109
post the copy pasta

(-6ft) daddy, mummy needs comfort
10cm cronem peekin

>>213814148
He's finally cracking! Won't be long now until xhe is on hrt and getting those butt implants that lure the cronem.

Never seen lil ziedy so mindbroken lads, keep it going he’s RAGING

turns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

>>213814214
>>213814167
>>213814148
impersonator

what would you do if you met this man in person?

>>213814190
why are you having timmy fantasies

ziedy zettamelty

Get the bloody maxresdefault.jpgs posted Rorke

>>213814240
>>213814226
>>213814214
impersonator

>>213814226
Howling

>>213814244
invite him to fuck my arse while my 10cm clitty is caged up

>>213814158
How many pushups can you do? In triangle hand formation

might get myself fired tomorrow
hate work

>>213814244
get him to the gherkin ASAP

>>213814240
>>213814262
report him for avatar

>>213814226
impersonator

>>213814244
break my mirror

the chinky eyed gf will be coming over to my apartment at 4PM Central Standard Time to have sex with me

>>213814244
get him to a cozy english village right now!

>>213814214
>(-6ft) daddy
LOL

>>213814240
>>213814262
why do you care

Wait ziedbelg is just openly gay now?

10 cm en dunner dan 2 vingers LOL

>>213814273
i managed 10 strict pushups like that today and felt good about it

>>213814244
I have met this person, or someone who looked like him. I tried to get away as fast as I could.

>>213813827
>>213813854
all the schizo posts in /brit/ are quentin and 190
you cannot refute this

hes going all out on it and doubling down

>>213814305
>>213814305

>>213814272
impersonator
>>213814295
im not ziedbelg and im not gay thats an impersonator

>>213814295
engagement was slowing down so he spiced it up

>>213814295
was he ever not?

mousenonce impersonating the belgian is just sad, he is terrible at this

zoidberg having a full mental breakdown

alright ziedy you've had your fun can we have a bit less BBC spam next thread? thanks big man

>>213814323
if quentin posts regularly he's definitely one of the good ones
he's actually got a sense of humour and is a richfag

im playing Pokemon Go

wow 353

>>213814320
Yeah strict is the only, you only cheat yourself when you do any cheat exercise.

love cheating me, love lifting heavier weight than you