Thread 213820978

I need a bad Asian bitch with big titties and a fat ass

rocking out to the estimable pop rock talents of one Martin Newell

i think that everyone who has ever sponsored an aipac bill, or received aipac funds, or worked for aipac in any capacity, or has sponsored any pro-israel bill in the state houses, legislatures or governors office should be eviscerated and burned.

Reminder that the Greeks and Romans saw circumcision as a horrible mutilation of the penis and close to castration
I feel sorry for all the cut guys here who are essentially neutered

>>213821031
Need a job massaging womens tighs and butts!

Jesus Christ is my lord and saviour

Why are fags like Brian and Jason hate xtianity so much?

Got this baguette in the freezer. Thinking about what I should do with it

>>213821070
honestly I never minded that I was castrated but I dont think we should be doing it to kids.
honestly the strongest argument for communism is that a rich guy who hated sex was able to get the whole country to do that to its kids for decades

I'm a victim of male genital mutilation. I still get SOME pleasure out of fapping, but it's not as functional as it should be.

Those who practice and defend genital mutilation should be killed. Crucified, shot, burned in their sleep, whatever.

Only men I find attractive are other latinos and meds

>>213821071
i remember this girl, she was the first public victim and a Christ-like figure in the Black Fatigue movement

>>213821158
honestly i find men of any race attractive. I don't get racism and think the obsession on racial cuckoldry on this site is super weird.

>>213821158
You're _____

>>213821158
Homosexuality is a form of narcissism

Why the fuck are mini blenders more expensive than real blenders.

>>213821126
Now remember that most circumcisions on babies are urged my their mothers. Women, women with their childlike brains think "I don't want his dick to look weird" so they pay to have their baby's cock mutilated. I hate women

>>213821177
Don't compare her to some jew, that's disrespectful(to her)

>>213821210
Nice try but I love women and jews/christians are to blame.

Im canadian

>>213821221
He takes HRT and finasteride

Cotton is the lightest crop so in terms of farm work it's the easiest crop to pick by far.

>>213821248
My condolences

>>213821186
The fuck does that mean

I had a really bad tummy ache today

>>213821299
Pepto time.

>>213820978 (OP)
IS THAT A CHUPACABRA

>Nick Fuentes says he would never vote for a fat person
>Nick Fuentes voted for drumpf in 2016 and 2020

Do you suppose the "zesty buck" phenomenon was an archaic form of the "women live on easy mode so ill become trans?"

Like "those bedwenches in the house got it good, wit those pretty little dresses and lemonade and master's BWC....imma get me some of that!"

Frick sorry made a post in the old thread because I didn’t refresh the page and didn’t realize we already have a new

Nothing of value has ever been posted by someone with a troon toon avatar

>>213821389
Mega cringe

>>213821389
fucking revolting.

>>213821415
>Bottomless
Mega comfy but I feel like it makes my sheets gross

>>213821348
it's a xoloitzcuintli, a hairless dog breed. they're kinda cute ig but all hairless animals look kinda freaky. Especially since most get warts and stuff and start to look like ballsacks.

>>213821389
This the typa shit the peethiopian posts

>>213821389
this is cute as hell what are the other people in this thread freaking out about

>>213821308
i love bismuth man
>heavier metal than lead, heavy metals are hilariously poisonous because they do not metabolize and stay in the body forever
>same chemical group as arsenic, a historically hilariously poisonous chemical
>somehow non-toxic unless heavy prolonged use and easily metabolized by the body AND has legitimate medical purposes like curing tummy aches
say it again i LOVE bismuth man

>>213821460
well fk is the ethiopian sooo....

get the freaking ganja man

>>213821495
not to mention that insane geometric structure instead of some random shitty crystal with points

bismuth is like the black goo from Prometheus

This is so fucking funny
I mean he has to be trolling right? Gotta be some „le ironic“ type shit
It’s just so retarded

Gonna have some beer and pizza while watching Dandadan

>>213821495
Alright then mr naturist.
Get lactobacillus, bifidobacterium and honey, maybe some honey or try a BRAT diet and maybe some ginger tea.

>>213821551
it's called being quirky, you wouldn't have lasted a day in 2008

how can american mutt femboys even compete

>>213821568
ginger tea and maybe honey is all you need. both of those are super healthy

>>213821573
the most shilled faggot in existence

Shut up and take my money

i support Palestine and Ukraine btw

>>213821583
Lactobacillus and bifidobacterium do work.
But acidophilus is a bit placebo though, technically they do something but arent magical.

I support chemically castrating all pedophiles

>>213821577
But it’s 2025

Mass deportations are great tbqh

>>213821580
You just know she’s a filthy little whore once that burka drops

>>213821679
*starvations

>>213821679
No they're not

Vaccines = closed-source surveillance software equivalent installed into your body

Trooost le gobernment

>>213821679
only if they look ugly

>>213821643
Just drink your daily yakult

>>213821666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxzpVaiP6eg

>>213821694
>flag
Well memed sir

How do you feel about the tens of millions of browns who have citizenship and will therefore never be deported

Showering in boxers at the gym is so crazy

>>213821679
lets get the fucking germans and anglos out of this fucking country then

>>213821698
it's ok, no government software would survive the sheer Röntgen radiation blast I get from the TSA's X-ray machine at the airport. God bless America!

I'd like to hear more from the Black Voices of /cum/. Speak up brothers, we are listening and your voice matters. Share your stories with open minded folx, this is a safe space.

Imagine a govervnment thug told you to install a closed-source .exe onto your PC for "safety reasons"

They do this, but it's a biological .exe (you're not allowed to inspect its content) and they target young children.

>>213821779
I don't have to imagine.

>>213821779
if there was a risk of my computer exploding and killing my child if I didn't install the exe then yeah i would happily get it installed

can you guys just be normal for one thread

>>213821734
But you can deport them anyway
You just go to the database terminal and start deleting their citizenships. If the judges complain, you delete the judge's citizenships and deport them to Uganda.

Do you live a facade?

just saw something that made me hella mad

I had my body upgraded with three doses of mRNA vaccines.
Two were Pfizer, one was Moderna.

>>213821811
you are subhuman and need to die for the good of the world.

>>213821793
Cattleesque spirit

where's the panacea

>>213821844
again, you are subhuman and need to die for the good of the world.

>>213821793
what if the only risk was your computer might slow down for a few days but after that it'd work perfectly fine with no lasting damage?

>>213821859
I think you want me to die but those posts weren’t me just fyi

totally forgot that i was supposed to go to the gun store today.

>>213821811
>If the judges complain, you delete the judge's citizenships and deport them to Uganda.

reaching levels of basedness that shouldn't be possible

>>213821779
You forgot to add that before the government started enforcing the installation computers had a way higher chance of malfunctioning and not working anymore

>>213821834
I'm on like Pfizer number 6 now.

Dinner is almost ready. I'm freaking starving.

I'm a fool

a fool for you

>>213821858
ESLs don't know how to pronounce panacea wothout looking it up

Can I go to get the vaccine but just ask for the vaccine in a syringe and inject it myself? Or does it have to be done by a nurse?
In other words - will they actually give someone the vaccine or will they only inject them with it?

>>213821859
No
My destiny is to become the world's finest deportation manager and vaccine advocate jailing overseer

Covid was 5 years ago who gives a goddamn fuck still

Fuck I missed getting another Grimace Shake and Canadian quarter pounder with cheese and maple bbq bacon whatever, it was very good ngl.
Now I’ll have to get some gay chicken samurai burger because I’ve decided to have mcdo for lunch tomorrow.

>>213821938
I don't envy the worms who will get your rotten meat

>>213821931
Call and ask I think they may let you inject it yourself but it's not shelf stable so they probably won't let you take it home

>>213821926
You don't know how to speak another language

>>213821938
I don't like this! It makes me angry to read this!

I tried asking grok what would happen if humans were bred for attractiveness incestuously like dogs are bred to have a certain appearance and it took literal minutes of peeling away layers of groks copes, convincing grok to put down the gun and step away from the ledge to finally admit it would be possible to bred humans for beauty through incest

>>213821955
>it's only good in this little glass jar OR if we inject it directly into your bloodstream
>no you can't have some of it to analyze and test, don't be silly
>just trust us

it's literally insane that anyone actually went and got these vaccines, let alone 3-4 doses

tf2 update

>>213821967
I'm a native bilingual thoughbeit
(Not brown)

>>213821926
It’s not a real word anyway

>>213821988
*breaks down crying in laughter*

>>213821974
This is precisely why the CIA finally let the public have access to the internet. No mere government mind could achieve such feats of intellect.

>>213821985
I think you can just buy it, have you called and asked? You can't really do it with chemo meds either.

TRY DEFINING GRAVITY

so this is jason

>>213821985
Like what kind of tests and analyses would you have done with it? Put some under your fisher price microscope or sumn lol
Get the frick out!!
mRNA enhanced post covid survivors are a different breed now the unvaxxed will falter

I have the opposite of a balloon fetish. Inflating anything gives me a lizard brain hysterical fear response.

>>213822052
>#1 LOSER

laughing my ass off

I got the vaccine just so I could go on a trip to Japan, but I really regret it now.
My penis is noticeably smaller and I can't walk long distances anymore

>>213821954
First world meat generally sucks because it's full of heavy metals and vax poison. The worms can have the cadmium and the spike proteins, they will choke on them and finally know why you don't eat corpses.

I saw this amusing thread of tweets the other day about how grok uses the ADL guidelines in his analysis of potentially right wing material and they just kept asking grok for right dog whistles in random images and it kept replying with the funniest shit and saw a doghwistle in an image of three shrubs or something but an actual image of hitler was fine

I love poke bowls. I am glad Hawaii figured out that japanese food goes well with tropical fruits

Tomorrow is the next day of the rest of your life

>>213822104
I got one dose and on the same day I got headache that never went away. Among other issues. Four years now. They maimed me.

>>213822071
i would mix it in with some purified, distilled water and send it to a water testing company. if the results come back with heavy metals i'd certainly have some more questions for Mr. Gates

>>213822147
i hope i die.

>>213822150
>>213822104
Skill issue
Three doses and I’m stronger, sexier, richer, smarter

>>213822176
Same bro
Suicide meetup brodown?

>>213822195
>>213822161
>>213822143
catyank, why are you using a vpn?

>>213822189
Not everyone got saline
People in rural areas got the poison.

>>213822176
its okay. i hope you live but if you cant hang on christianity is wrong, anyone whose driven to take their own life goes to heaven.

Catspammer is annoying

>>213822216
>>213822288

Going to bed my niggazzz
Good night I love you all
Maybe one day someone here will agree to let me gift him an Amazon gift card

Imagine eating this

See you later, alligator!

I have a great band name idea but no musical talent or direction. What do?

Just ate Popeyes with my gf and then we had sex
Now we are going to watch the new final destination movie together

K465527

The thing about me is I don't care. Kids are saying they want to get their dicks chopped off and wear dresses. Don't care. Brown people are killing each other thousands of miles away. Don't care. My president said something stupid. Don't care.

>>213822379
explain

>>213822214
where are you located?

>>213822442
You just want to grill

"I don't care" - guy who cares deeply

>>213822458
CT
You can shoot me in the head and then I'll shoot you in the head after. It'll be fun

Did that guy call and ask the pharmacy about taking a vaccine home?

>>213822340
is that a cheetah

Hearing my parents talk about being adults in the 2000s makes me seethe cause it was so much fun

>>213822442
said something stupid? he raped 13 year old kids

>>213822500
too far sorry

>>213822511
>>213822516
>>213822535
/cum/shot!

I drew a picture of my new kitty kot Nicholas.

>>213822540
Don't care.

>>213822535
my mom married my dad when she was 22 and im 28 now and holy shit thats so young. I feel really sad for her. My dad has always sort of just been a blank presence and she didnt divorce him until her 40s.

when you were sick my clothing was sackcloth

My mom was married with her first kid at 17. My grandmother got married at 16. Yes, I'm white trash.

>>213822574
My mom was 20 and my dad 30 when they meet and they married and had my sister within a year, like she should've been at the club

>>213822450
serial # off Jason's stepfather's Beretta 92 that he carelessly plays with

uniquely identifiable # that traces the gun back to the retailer and supplier, can be traced to the purchaser too.

In ancient shamanic magic and Neoplatonic magic, there is a metaphysical connection between an image of someone and the person in the image.

>>213822609
Smart dad

>>213822622
Is a pic of his gun the... smoking gun?

>>213822609
life really just does suck and always has i guess

>>213822603
There's nothing trashy about marrying young. Plenty of trash wait until they're 30 and shit out an autistic kid.

What can I eat that'll make my balls stop stinking

>>213822641
the only thing Jason smokes is pole

>>213822622
How can I call gayson's mom?

making fun of fat people for being fat is good

>>213822633
There are you. I tried to summon you.

Their gay little Satanic wall doesn't even look cool. It looks ugly and stupid.
At least the great wall of China actually looks cool.

It looks ugly and soulless.

my bones are in agony

Sam Hyde is anti-tranny and anti-Israel

>>213822777
oof ouch

>>213822780
sam hyde is a grifter with a failed career who will say anything for money

Sam Hyde and Nick Fuentes really bashed trump in their video together

>>213822780
Sam Hyde is visibly Jewish

>>213822780
Jay Dyer is a writer on Sam Hyde's new episodes. Jay is Orthodox Christian.

My belly is covered in slime

>>213822733
>>213822754
The wall comes from Kabbalah which is Satanic Babylonian rituals. They worship Moloch.

>>213822694
>tfw rest day
>tfw old hag made fun of me while I was shirtless yesterday
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lil Tay has a only fans now

People be getting fat off of food that doesn't even taste good. Chips and pop and McDonald's. Nasty rubbish. Get fat off of smoked ribs or a pineapple marinated chicken.

>>213822854
jehova is the god of rape and that wall is his wall. He is an evil god who has historically supported evil.

>>213822813
>>213822854
It was a big mistake to eat the fruit of knowledge.

>>213822868
They can't afford the good shit they need to get fat off real junk

swapped out the regular light bulb for a red one, i'm enjoying it so far

What is he listening to?

>>213822856
Remember when she faked her death? Good times

>>213822920
girls just wanna have fun

Look out for the red bracelets! Many followers of Kabbalah wear them. Among them are many powerful people!

>>213822920
Les Rallizes Denudes
https://youtu.be/YtCSbSYHEGU

>>213822920
The Gerogerigegege

>>213822920
Irreplaceable
I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN A MINUTE MATTER OF FACT HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE BABYYYY

>>213822951
Tucker Carlson wears one
and you know who else? thats right, jason

i'm old and busted

molest me once, shame on you

>>213823010
No you're not

>noguns dalit doesn't know about private sales
I bought this Beretta in a gas station parking lot in Georgia in 2016. You won't be tracing it.

>>213822956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBy7Nk9U5Fo

>>213822986
>and you know who else? thats right, jason
You're spreading falsehoods, my friend!

>>213822733
It's literally the wall for some stables Romans kept their horses in or something.

howdy

>>213822920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwOqmDgagUI

zoomchad destroys soylennial
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755216610266690.mp4

Asian girls are meant to be skinny with small breasts and a small but well shaped ass. Anything else is unnatural.

>>213823074
50% sure this twink sucked me off at steamworks in vancouver

>>213823082
Honestly American Asian girls are built different, they should study that

hello sirs

>>213821353
I believe so, yes.

it's time we compromise summer to a permanent end
this heat cannot continue

Do you remember the episode of Star Trek Enterprise where they time travel back to 2004 in Detroit?

>>213823082
>large, well shaped

sirrr i am fucking indian please help me

>>213823074
bodied that funko freak

>>213823120
just up karma points and reincarnate as a qt wite women sir

>>213823120
hare krishna!

>>213823074
"I had to climb my way up to being a delivery driver"

>>213823110
I 'member it as if I saw it yesterday.

>>213823074
>Why are you videotaping
unc...

Please like and subscribe to the cum general if you're enjoying these posts

>>213821734
It's fairly straightforward for a new administration to say all citizenships granted to immigrants from (these countries) as a part of the former administration's illegal policy are null and void, therefore. Law and government policy is not as set in stone as people believe. Whole deal can veer wildly under the right set of circumstances.

>>213823173
It was a comfy episode.

>>213823074
Why is he bragging about his parents not loving him.

>>213823189
We should have more /cum/ merch

Imagine finding out that your parents are swingers and they be sucking dick together

>>213821791
>00:51

Whoever posts directly below this has a cuckold fetish

i love ntr

The 12th rule for life of Dr. Jordan Peterson:
>Pet a cat when you encounter one on the street!

stroking my neckbeard

It's pretty crazy that a bunch of people died during wuhan flu, both to the virus and to the vaxx, and even to suicide from the lockdown.

They never got to play Elden Ring. They never got to Watch Girls Band Cry.

I'M NOT DRIVING, I'M TRAVELLING.

Cinematic video of Darth Malak versus Darth Revan
Revan pwns him of course!
https://youtu.be/M_whgcxajIM

absolutely putrid post

>>213823320
I am not driving for commerce

I'd be a gray jedi.

It came to my attention yesterday evening that the lead singer for The Offspring had achieved a master's in molecular biology before the band became successful. He was married and had one child already as well. That's a very uncommon scenario for band members of that kind of music or any kind of music. That he didn't need to be a rock star at all. Usually those guys are high school or drop outs, would been dead or in jail if not for the band.

>>213823373
TAKE ME TO THE MAGISTRATE

make some posts retards

There also was a confrontation between Darths Sion and Nihilus.
Nihilus pwns him.
https://youtu.be/Pi9UsYNqiSs

helped dadberg set up his ring camera subscription wheres my best son award?

>>213823580
With all due respect, she should reveal them titties

>>213823580
thats cool

can't remember therapistberg's name.

>>213823632
Morris

The catberg keeps making stinky farts.

>>213823632
Steinbergstein

stinkybumstein

i'm not gay anymore

>>213823656
catberg and turtlebergs imagine the smell of your apartment

>>213823656
stop feeding him chef boyardee

>“Normally, your top and bottom teeth are not supposed to touch; the top should sit a few millimeters above the bottom. When you relax your jaw, are your top and bottom teeth touching?”
Mine touch..........is this book telling the truth?

my teeth are rotten brown and crooked

>>213823706
if that book is the Torah, then yes.

>>213823706
they really aren't meant to touch

>>213823728
why did you let that happen

>>213823680
off the blood pressure medication?

>>213823684
I only feed him high-quality food but sometimes he eats food from the neighbor's cat or wild animals.

>>213823728
so is your asshole

>>213823740
i have a rotten teeth fetish

why don't they let me go home

>>213823580
she looks way too much like my mom when she was younger for me to feel comfortable finding her attractive

>>213823760
samantha (jason) posting from her group home again

>complain that people aren't making enough posts
>people start posting more
>it's all just rotten assholes and brown teeth

no mas por favor senor

>>213823777
sensitive subject for you?

>>213823773
Her name is Phoebe

>>213823793
yes, my asshole lost all its teeth in a tragic fisting accident and i have PTSD

I've gone years without brushing my teeth yet i've never had a cavity

>brushed my teeth for the first time in 5 days
>when i spit out the toothpaste, it was brown
>havent eaten anything brown like chocolate
not good. not good.

WHITE NEEDLES BURIED IN THE RED
THE ENGINE ROARS AND THEN IT GIVES
BUT NEVER DIES
'CAUSE WE DON'T LIVE WE JUST SURVIVE
ON THE SCRAPS
THAT YOU THROW AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

>>213821811
You can but white people are too cucked basically

niggas dont brush teeth damn

I feel like I've known you for a thousand years

>>213823843
you wouldn't because the teeth would simply wear down evenly and the enamel would completely erode

eventually the teeth will just die and fall out after the root detaches and then you will move to Manchester and complete your natural life cycle.

I haven't been at the the dentist in the last 5 years but I think my tooth are still fine.

>>213823861
You don't know me at all

>>213823870
nonsense

liquid or solid, which do you prefer?

>>213823877
yeah its been many fuckin years since i went to the dentist i brush twice tho

>>213823877
you only have 1 tooth left bit grim innit

>>213823587
I help my parents with watering the garden, cleaning the house, and cooking

>>213821734
without brown Hispanics the American white nationalist movement is nothing

>>213823893
liquid because last time i ate a solid i broke my tooth

>>213823907
I love my tooth. I can eat most food just fine.

>>213823913
i water the garden and clean the house but cooking is reserved for momberg

fanum taxation without representation

Let's finish the thread with a good old-school n-word tower!

B

You guys are lame.

N I G G E R
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fuck racism

>>213824017
that's basically Jason when he tries to act tough IRL