Thread 213822763

Aviation Enjoyer edition

>>213822732
I would just go deliver to them (can find lots of rare Pokemon in a new area or different type)

poo smells lmao

gn cummers

so here we all are

the boys

the lads

Fuck /brit/

My butts too big

>>213822763 (OP)
Bit early

luv me lanky bald planeberk
'ate simon wilson
simple as

>>213822787
this guy is extremely fertile >>213822795

>>213822784
...hi, gn
>>213822795
:(

Why do mafia guys and black people like teaching life lessons so much

>>213822759
once upon a time you could let your kids go outside without a bodyguard
the parents of these girls weren't told their daughters wouldn't be safe in the streets until it was too late
they're still not told, but people seem to be catching on now

>>213822598
Monkey Dust
Blackadder
Detectorists
Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

>>213822812
Posting under an Irish flag these boys

Lads, hear me out. Imagine putting your mouth up to Emma Watson’s poop hoop and sucking out farts and faecal matter.

Who's got work in the morning?

so just how chuddy is the average brit?
feel like my opinion may be warped from spending too much time on brit seeing a bunch of paki rage bait pictures
that being said, zoomers on Instagram seem very redpilled
if the average /brit/ view is something along the lines of: "get all of this scum out immediately", what is the average Britain's view?
I'm talking average here, so you have to take into account moderate opinions as well as the pro-migration camp (even if they do seem to be getting smaller)
thanks for your time

used to go out unsupervised a lot as a kid even when i was 6 or 7 years old but was always back before dark this was in london as well how times have changed

>Gordon Ramsay: And the new, is it fresh?
>someone else made it 3 minutes before chef
>oh fuck me throw it in the bin you fucking donkey

grabbing my cock

>>213822782
dire gimmick

What accent is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxYf7yvG70M

>>213822869
not allowed to present my views as i could be arrested and thrown in prison

Gingerpedo posting his satire again yea?

>>213822803
That poor woman lost her daughter in a school massacre and you’re posting >child dies with an image of her laughing. You really do need to suffer the death of 1,000 cuts.

>>213822867
zangoose is an edgelord

Why do women suck dicks? Don't they find it demeaning?
Penises are intended for vaginas, not mouths.

>>213822866
*raises paw*

they've got the fireworks blasting now. some of us have work in the morning you pricks

>>213822894
i cant do this unless it's completely errect

>>213822914
Sandy Hook was genuinely fake but I don't think gingerpedo is implying that

>>213822869
I find that the average person doesn't really form a regular thought or worldview, they just utter whatever wanders into their head at any particular moment without any regard for whether it's offensive or not. The same people say ridiculous far-left shite and then start using racial slurs and calling people filthy or backwards.

heatherzangoose

>>213822803
Do you only posts pictures of her mom taken before her daughter's murder or taken after it too?

>>213822949
>Sandy Hook was genuinely fake
retard

>>213822818
Low IQ
Irish people are the same. They like to get up on their high horse when talking about "immigrant rights"

>>213822912
>>213822914
>>213822949
remember when i use to post wikipedia articles? bet youre missing those days now arent you loudmouths?

>>213822803
Story?

no.

>>213822918
Jewish snarl
His great-grandfather was a chief rabbi

>>213822989
the story is his dad raped him and now hes a paedophile

Why do some men have a poo fetish? Is it like footfags where the brain connections between feet and sex are mixed up?

they obviously used sandy hook to take all the guns away which is why america has no guns

>>213822869
Honestly? I think most people are apolitical and don’t care either way as long as they’re ok and their friends and family are ok. Happy to go with the crowd. Scared of being called racist.

that post wasnt me

>>213823037
I don’t know but this one’s for you lads

>>213823000
>>213822979
There are countless videos of obvious crisis actors from shootings 2010-2018. Gingerpedo himself used to post the video of the dad laughing right before his interview started then putting his serious hat on
>>213822988
I thought you were trying to get better

Take the Italian pill

Right, well that’s a Japanese lass having her bad case of diarrhea filmed from inside a toilet.

^ that post violates US internation laws and rules, regulations and stuff of everyone evers feelies and oh my god I cant believe you did, league

>>213822898
australian wog

yeah they had to fake a school shooting because uuuuhhhhhh

>>213823081
Italy is peng

>>213823081
quite racist post

Someone at work said I belong in a lunatic asylum

>>213823069
why does laughing at something before being serious for a tv interview make you an obvious crisis actor?

>>213823112
You’re a man who thinks he’s a woman so they have a point.

>>213823112
to your face?

>>213823112
A Shropshire Lad

>>213822975
i deleted fb and ig so i cant get many of her before she had cathy but yeah ill post w/e
>>213822989
conflicting reports. wiki for example states he entered room 8 first (room with catherine) while first responder states he entered room 10 first

>five children and one teacher were killed in room 10.

>Classroom 8, 14 children were killed, and one child was pronounced dead after being transported to the hospital, according to a report on the shooting. One child in the classroom survived. Two adults were also killed in Classroom 8

the kids found in room eight's restroom were packed into the bathroom so tightly when they died they didnt fall over and were still standing in an upright position

>>213823094
imagine thinking you can possibly determine the motives of the cia with a brain this smooth

>>213823008
her arse doesn't look healthy

the Jews really did a number of every r9k/pol poster desu

Shootings are just so rare in America they had to fake one

>>213823112
they could have a point

people have been shooting up schools since forever all the time

>>213823130
It was over the headset. After I recounted a story of a goldfish I had that died.

off for a poo brb

>>213823069
>trying to get better
yes well im posting jennifer and not cathy so its an improvement

>>213822949
picrel

what did she mean by this?

2 of 3 of my silver pinaps on blissey with 0 caught

>>213823184
#byen*ggers

iktf

>>213823175
tell us the story

takeaway pizzas should cost £6

He’s got my vote

>>213823229
lets see what Canada has to think about this...

Very merry indeed.

mental how they werent complaining when the Germans were above

>>213823175
youre still working? thats great. ignore those people they dont care if you cant afford to feed yourself. on the contrary theyd probably get a kick out of seeing you overreact to their antagonism and getting fired.

>>213823265
phoar MILF

>>213823252
That could also mean he was a drunk.

>>213823265
phoar
sexy old hag!

>>213823292
mental how she looks at the cemera TWICE

>Burmese
>not only does every letter look the same, they all sound the same too

fascinating

just learned that "pub" is short for "public forum"

need gf
not sex
not right now...

>>213823310
at the wot

>>213823318
there's also over 100 languages spoken throughout Myanmar which makes it even more fun

>>213823335
camera

wow what the FUCK happened
oh well
idc

>>213823313
Would love to have a peek up that skirt.

>>213823348
>over 100 languages spoken throughout Myanmar
yeah but how many are like danish and swedish and norwegian
same fucking language
glaswegian isn't english if swedish isn't norwegian

>>213823215
We had a pet fish who lived in a circular bowl who developed a bent spine from constantly swimming in circles and then it died.

>>213823264
I don't really mind it.

mental how Aardman did an advert for Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctCORNEvkCo

>>213822949
you're a horrible horrible person

Grew up with a lad from a poor family who was incredibly racist as a child (parents must have been racist), complete mini-chud terror and at 16 started talking posh, painting his nails and became an online left-wing warrior. Really makes you think. Strange character change.

sandy hook was fake

>>213823313
Looks like the kind of girl I’d have had a crush on at school

It’s becoming like Northern Ireland here

Ruby Granger Anal Squirt JOI Compilation

right thats this months takeaway sorted for £6
but asking the deliverer if he has change (for a tip) and him not knowing and then asking again when hes outside and him asking if "I need money" and how much money I need, I reckon he spat in my food
so thats £8.50 for the monthly za

>>213823331
what do you mean x

Not saying that people didnt die but Sandy Hook, the fag nightclub one, and Las Vegas were all fishy. Also the George Floyd video, watch the end again and observe the "paramedics". UK has banned bitchute, and they've largely wiped stuff off youtube, but you can probably find it all on Odysee. Fake isnt the right word. Did people die on 9/11? Yea. Did they really find the hijackers passports in the rubble the following day? 0 shot.

>>213823477
this is so grimmmmm
you people are the baddies from the black mirror episode about the kid killer mom

need a gf to put her mouth around mine and blow smoke into my lungs (not sexual (yet)). I mean it (the thing) Is different from a sex sex need

The Ruby Granger vs Emma Watson Ultimate Surrender match. Loser gets the strap-on treatment by the winner.

>>213823481
annoys me that when i buy takeaways online and they don't have the option to tip as part of the online stuff
i'm supposed to have the tip in cash
i'm not going out of my way to get pound coins for the curry delivery man
so now i'm the cunt who doesn't tip

>>213823498
>Did they really find the hijackers passports in the rubble the following day?
Mad how they tried to pull this one

>>213823532
Thought you were in love with Reggie mate?

>>213823557
don't talk to him

oh yeah it just occurred to me the girl who smiled at me mightve been her without makeup on maybe as just a mentalist thing

>>213823562
I'm one of his best friends

>>213823586
you don't have any friends

oh yeah maybe the smell of Cambridge is sort of like tequila. but it is definitely easy to tell the difference like a knock-off scent

>>213823591
and then obama took our guns away

>AI invents new antibiotics that could kill superbugs gonorrhoea and MRSA, researchers reveal
based AI

>>213823598
How have you been mate? Caught any new Pokémon?

im not drunk btw that comes later :3
when the shops open. I cant wait!

but now I have to sleep (combined this post to save space)

>>213823621
Goodnight mate, sleep tight. And don't drink too much and make yourself poorly.

Imagine Ruby Granger stripped down to her underwear in front of all of us. Wearing nothing but a bra and those traditional women’s briefs she wears, trying to hide her body from all of us with her hands, red from embarrassment. Corrr. Imagine the humiliation.

>>213823619
the absolute state of the left

>>213823634
I would shield the fair maiden

it never ends
rorke will watch it whilst having the hump of course

Cathy and George Floyd are chilling on a beach near Tel Aviv rn

on the scale of how long people gave a fuck from free palestine free palestine 200F degrees guy to George Fentanyl Floyd he was definitely a George Floyd

>>213823690
Was just saying this down the pub.

>finally over this cold/flu
>mfw

is tom hardy meant to be welsh or indian in Locke?

its important to say that he was a criminal (career criminal) and hit women and babies

>>213823713
clearly he's welsh

You think Tolkien was a good example of British character

>>213823676
reckon it should be bowl shaped

perhaps it could be called "The Super Bowl"

it is important lest they forget (that he was a criminal and that little boy grew up to be a criminal who got killt by the police and his drug addiction)

>>213823634
just spunked a little bit

was going to continue but I dont think the joke would land here or by me

>>213823733
A good example of a British eccentric, not necessarily typical of regular British people of the time.

running over an epileptic and then claiming it was mostly the epilepsy that was the cause of death

>>213823634
imagine ripping her ears off and throwing glass in her eyes so she could spend her entire rest of her life crying about now wanting to read books and how she would do it for real if she only could

>>213823778
You know this sounds strange but his books left me with a sad feeling like things were going grey and dull. I felt nostalgic for the shire

How did they find two Tom Hardys for that Kray twins movie

me (the driver) running over a road to spend a fake twenny dollar at the store (jk im not addicted to fentanyl)

>>213823792
They're quite sad books in a way. He strongly believed in a kind of spiritual and civilisational entropy where mankind is continually in decline from our starting point in Paradise, and this is a huge theme in his novels, I even think Lord of the Rings feels like a post-apocalyptic setting in the wider context of The Silmarillion.

Floyd in da white house

the new Tolkien

>>213823798
he was standing next to a mirror the whole way through

>>213823733
idk. i know little about his character as i didnt know him personally

does anyone know how to watch zero day attack

>>213823741
corr

not bad idea

good on the 8 year old kid who wants to be a supreme court judge. shame he grew up to be a career criminal who damaged a lot of people

zoomers on summer holiday ruining incel hours at the gym

>>213823313
like me old dad used to say:

"get her topped upand shagged"

by topped up meaning by her another drink

gf came over to my apartment today
we ate popeyes chicken and had sex and then watched the new final destination movie on my TV

>>213823826
I don't think tolkien did any bits about people's cunts

>>213823828
Mad what they can do with modern filmmaking techniques

>>213823865
wait

that was all in the books?

dirty fucking old man

Lothlorien itself is merely an illusion, a shallow replica of the great Elven Kingdoms of the First Age, and even of Valinor itself.
It's inhabitants either too stubborn or too ashamed to take the journey back home, and none more so than Galadriel herself.

start my new toil on Monday lads
I am a neet no more

>>213823864
wish i had a gf to do this with
unfortunately i am an incel freakazoid

>>213823906
just download a dating app and start spamming likes
that's what i did
if it worked for me it will work for you

>>213823905
what is it

>>213823934
Facilities & Equipment Specialist at a Data Center

>>213823918
dating a tinder whore is little better than dating a prostitute

>>213823826
Tolkien didn’t write pornography, smut, or degenerate “moral gray area” characters or stories.

wish I had a gf. gn

>>213823944
Me: shagged multiple birds off the apps
You: a bitter incel freak sitting in his coom hovel coping on a east Timorese basket weaving forum

:)

>>213823918
gonna try this and see if it works
can't hurt to try

um

>>213823725
its not clear

never reply to me again

>>213823948
*kisses you goodnight*

>>213823985
Here is a tip that has done me wonders, put in your bio that you hate israel and the orange man
Have gotten a lot of matches doing that

>>213823985
If you spam likes on dating apps you get shadow banned

filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long

>>213823970
enjoy your std and overweight roasties

>>213824049
My penis was in vagina
yours was not

yummers

today based daddy trump is gonna end the war

>>213824061
ive shagged effortlessly throughout my entire life la

reel your neck in

>>213824007
>>213823942
Malaponteesque

>>213824078
whomst?

>>213824078
>Malaponte
why do i associate this character with emmayank? its someone entirely different isnt it?

Can say whatever I want about dajoos and wogs but if I say what I think should happen to the data centers I actually will get a knock on the door. That should give you an idea of what is actually running things

vividly remembering the first time I saw a black person in real life
had no idea what I was seeing

>>213823313
magine her tossing you off with her tights feet

cocks, weeners, ballsacks and assholes

>>213824118
Malaponte is a brown smelly Arab larping as an Italian. He’s a runt and a moron.

>>213824185
Anya is cuter

>On December 16, 2024, a school shooting occurred at Abundant Life Christian School in Madison, Wisconsin, United States.

close enough to the same date as the sandy hook shooting to assume she was trying to copy or was at least influenced by adam lanza.

grim yank hours

I love black penis fuck sake

>>213824185
He cute.

here are your air pods bro

>>213824259
He looks like he could be Shahar’s brother.

mmhmm yeah dat all nice an well but i bet the s curved black dildos are about to administer a wicked rectal bashening to my arse while I'm playing on my luh pc

>>213824271
those are kittens not airpods you silly goose!

>>213824271
those care clearly cat pods

>>213824335
mad hes american, very briitish british coated

okay but this song is an absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktlkNNp8Mw

'avin a bubble baff me

FUUUUUUCKKK NOOO!!!
GET THEM IN!!!!!!

>>213824361
You cannot post this.

>>213824373
Kenya believe it

>>213824373
More for us :)

>>213824370
Oi guv’nah! Are you ‘avin a bubble baff yeah? Well cheerio then me lad.

>>213824353
>very briitish british coated
Bing bong exqueeze me?

In KOTOR 2 there was originally going to be a confrontation between Darths Nihilus and Sion but it was cut along with lots of other content because the game was being hurried out for release in December 2004. Here is a restoration of the scene!
Nihilus wins of course.
https://youtu.be/Pi9UsYNqiSs

>>213824362
Would

>>213824228
>>213824396

>>213824195
You did not post a very flattering image of her.

Other cut content included the HK-51 droid factory on Telos (when you go there in the game the door is locked and you can't go in).

>>213824373
The only solution is for Western nations to start colonies (again) on the African continent. Both self determination and mass immigration have failed

Also the Jedi hiding on Korriban

>Malaponte
>gingeryank
>This asshole >>213824396
Grim grim grim

>>213824423
>>213824432

>>213824373
kenya is a safe country isn't it

Modern day class system:
Onlyfans whore - 1M+
WFH do-nothing aristocrat - 100-250k per year
Toilfreak slave - 30-50k per year and fucked knees/back
NEET

Many great games came out in 2004.
KOTOR 2
Half Life 2
Halo 2

>>213824482
erm um erm

>>213824396
I *CLAP* Want *CLAP* to talk *CLAP* about *CLAP* Ahsoka Tano's orange butt and pussy *CLAP**CLAP*

>>213824482
is MLP big in South Africa now?

Virginia Bell’s fat tits…. They don’t make ‘em like they used to

>>213824482
wonder where that QR code goes

one time i did a poo but i missed the loo so it landed on the floor

>>213824514
For me it’s Pandora Peaks’s cartoonishly massive banoinkers from back in the 1990s.

imagine if you woke up in the roman empire, do you think they enslave you?

>>213824569
did they enslave britons?

>>213824569
I don’t owe any debt nor have I been captured as a POW in battle so no.

>>213824569
They would worship me as a god when I show them a smartphone

>>213824528
You like that tranny don’t you spaki?

>>213824569
yes

>>213823105
a literal garbage covered shithole thats 40C

>>213824569
would be like in spartacus like they make me have sex with frustrated housewives because their husbands are poofs

>>213824575
yeah but they also brought you technology and culture so it's even stevens

>>213824583
You'd be a god for about 24 hours before it runs out of battery. Also no wifi

Just had two mini pork pies and a magnum ice cream

>>213824641
yummmersss

>>213824641
Post tummy

>>213824654
Feeling great

>29
oh do fuck off
thankfully things calm down afterwards

mental that virgin vs chad is a /brit/ creation

Would you rather eat a jar of pickled onions or a jar of stuffed olives?

Same size jars btw

adoeralble

>>213824677
saw that exact meme in the new king of the hill

Any man with a plan man in

literally cant sleep because of how hot it is
so ill sing u a song

TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE

TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE
TREMORS THAT HOLDS US
TREMORS THAT WARN US
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE
NOTHING-BLEEDS-LIKE-WALK AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

You speak in tongues
Tremors that warn us of ourselves

WALK AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
BORN IN HEAAAAAHEAAARTS
ETCHED IN COOOOOOLD
AT THE FIRST SHOWING

>>213824569
imagine enslavung a fat modern day brit kek, get no work done just feed us to lions for a laugh in one of those ciricle stadium things

>>213824677
>Oi, You Got A Loicense For That, Mate? meme started in an IT Crowd thread on /tv/ in 2013

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/37326262/#37326703

>>213824569
i sure hope so

>>213824663
really hate the heat, just want keir starmer to deploy weather technology to make the uk 16c permanent

16c is the PERFECT temp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbydpKoT9h8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xasM1-n5fJ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAguu4KWdc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yapCVMbg9Fk

>>213824663
that's the standard temperature where i live, you lads are poofters

Playing the bf6 beta

>>213824677
is it? doubt it

>>213824749
my bedroom is too hot to play videogames
I HATE IT

>>213824753
cod sloppa

>>213824772
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72684188/#72686034

VGH

>2025 New Year Resolution was to join a gym
>Year is almost 2/3rds complete and still haven't done it
I am such a puss
Everyone in there looks all scary and muscular though. Don't want to be mocked for my pathetic little girly weights because I've never lfited before.
2026 will be my year. maybe.

ya?

fuck you fight me

>>213824830
buy some dumbells

>>213824830
I've been going this year and I still squat like 60kg. Slow motion better than no motion

>>213824830
My New Year's resolution was to drink less.

I don't think I have exactly achieved that goal.

That said, I stand here challenging the people who played a part in destroying my life.

I am ready to fight and destroy them. But they are too cowardly to answer my call.

>>213824830
just work out at home until you're confident enough to go out

I’m an ass sniffer. I love the smell of a sexy woman’s anus. There’s something very animalistic and primal about sniffing a female asshole.

>>213824873
>>213824853
aren't they absurdly expensive though?

>>213824881
100% chance it smells of shit no matter how clean it is

>>213824830
gyms are only for dysgenic people lol

i get such a chuckle seeing all the neurotic people with sculpted but useless muscles and women in skin tight leggings desperately horsing popcorn and trendy mineral water into themselves

>>213824830
>Everyone in there looks all scary and muscular though.
Wrong. No one is judging you in a mean way, if you are a noob people will give you helpful advice

>>213824864
Love your gimmick deadman

>>213824929
that's the best part x

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

>>213824939
be quiet monkey man

>>213824881
freud said we learned to be bipedal to move our noses away from our arseholes

>>213824910
you can get a pull up bar as well
calisthenics-maxx

>>213824932
Absolutely! I am the Deadman.

Dead Man Walking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CXnnjAXG0Q

thunder thighs on the thread mill cries loool

another new year's resolution I had was trying ethiopian food for the first time but I'm scared if I go in there they'll spit in my food for being a humble white man

>>213825029
I'd like to visit the Ethiopian church down the street and see what they get up to

>>213825029
my brother went to one and said it was horrendous

the plate was made of bread with the consistency of clay (you were meant to eat it)and they had unlimited pickles eggs, all the time there was no cutlery and had to eat everything with your hands eww

>>213822799
>>213822799
>>213822799