Doing things, like they do IN GERMANY - /int/ (#213823969) [Archived: 142 hours ago]

Anonymous Mexico
8/15/2025, 3:02:25 AM No.213823969
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Laugh all you want, but i have been imitating the german way of life, and it has improved my quality of life by a lot and made me a much better person.
Average mexican behaves like a filthy nigger, we should be more like germany, our government looks like retarded monkeys and just copy pasting the german government would make us first world in like a week
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Anonymous Poland
8/15/2025, 3:03:46 AM No.213823998
>>213823969 (OP)
list 5 situations when you acted like a german
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Anonymous United States
8/15/2025, 3:07:29 AM No.213824042
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>>213823998
Just this morning he reported 5 of his coworkers for workplace safety violations
Anonymous Mexico
8/15/2025, 3:49:14 AM No.213824601
>>213823998
i turned off the AC and opened a window to minimize my carbon footprint

i biked to work instead of going in my car

my neighbor pissed me off, instead of fighting with him, i just reported to police

instead of tacos, i made myself delicious dรถner kebab

instead of takis and coca cola, i fried a piece of herring fish, with a side of pickles and potatoes, for drink i had a beer

i uninstalled warzone and CS2, and im now playing farm simulator. i also deleted all my pirated games, because thats illegal in germany

i took online courses on safe coding practices, and applied it to my workflow at my software dev job, i also point out unsafe or possibly problematic code to my coworkers and always leave comments on their pull requests explaining flaws about it

i threw away my tortillas, and bought real bread, like they do in germany
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Anonymous Argentina
8/15/2025, 3:58:03 AM No.213824739
>>213824601
>>213823969 (OP)
dude i wouldnt last 1 week in europe without killing someone.
Anonymous United States
8/15/2025, 3:59:01 AM No.213824751
>>213824601
I will be implementing the German way of life tomorrow
Anonymous United States
8/15/2025, 3:59:40 AM No.213824760
>>213824601
lmao
Anonymous Argentina
8/15/2025, 5:30:14 AM No.213825971
>>213824601
Need a german to confirm if they do all these IN GERMANY
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Anonymous Germany
8/15/2025, 5:32:07 AM No.213825990
>>213825971
I do all of those every day