Thread 213823969

Laugh all you want, but i have been imitating the german way of life, and it has improved my quality of life by a lot and made me a much better person.
Average mexican behaves like a filthy nigger, we should be more like germany, our government looks like retarded monkeys and just copy pasting the german government would make us first world in like a week

>>213823969 (OP)
list 5 situations when you acted like a german

>>213823998
Just this morning he reported 5 of his coworkers for workplace safety violations

>>213823998
i turned off the AC and opened a window to minimize my carbon footprint

i biked to work instead of going in my car

my neighbor pissed me off, instead of fighting with him, i just reported to police

instead of tacos, i made myself delicious döner kebab

instead of takis and coca cola, i fried a piece of herring fish, with a side of pickles and potatoes, for drink i had a beer

i uninstalled warzone and CS2, and im now playing farm simulator. i also deleted all my pirated games, because thats illegal in germany

i took online courses on safe coding practices, and applied it to my workflow at my software dev job, i also point out unsafe or possibly problematic code to my coworkers and always leave comments on their pull requests explaining flaws about it

i threw away my tortillas, and bought real bread, like they do in germany

>>213824601
>>213823969 (OP)
dude i wouldnt last 1 week in europe without killing someone.

>>213824601
I will be implementing the German way of life tomorrow

>>213824601
lmao

>>213824601
Need a german to confirm if they do all these IN GERMANY

>>213825971
I do all of those every day