Thread 213826278

edisyong balita

>>213826278 (OP)
>IBC
Indonesian black cock?

proof?

>>213826358
>Intercontinental Broadcasting Corporation (IBC) is a Philippine free-to-air television and radio network based in Quezon City.

>>213826278 (OP)
>Weird looking anime girl edition

Just got back from being rangebanned fuckers

stop banevading chud

Bane?

>>213826278 (OP)
for me it's nikki de guzman

I'm this close to just buying a prostitute to get rid of my virginity

you should’ve fucked that tanned tomboy volleyball player back in school to avoid your current fate

Sup fellas

How do I play zenonia 3 on Android 14?

Do you beat up teachers iyc?
for us: yes, we shoot them too

we have school cops, who are armed

are you a 2A practitioner laokot?

are the muslims praying rn?

Is it impossible to get employed as a high school dropout?

made hot milk tea in my country

made mango graham shake in my country

finished my hot milk tea in my country

>dad started his career at my age
bros...

you're not seasian tho

finished my mango graham shake in my country

>>213827721
I just got home.

>>213828127
I'm 31 and older now than my dad was by the time he had his three kids. Considering that I'm posting here, do you think things have gone as swimmingly for me as for him? I still love my dad, >though.

>started work as a lowly contractual employee on 2016
>took 5 years to be regular(AA I)
>meanwhile i've seen people being promoted(in even higher position) in just 1 year or immediately after being hired
Took me long to realize how much of a loser i am.

Have you played the long game in your non SEA country?

>>213828407
>promotions are given by man
>man is known to err

>started work as a lowly contractual employee on 2016
>took 5 years to be regular(AA I)
I'd rather remain neet.

>>213828385
30 is the new 20.

pengen

>>213828407
Comparison is poison

>>213828407
5 years nigga i got permanent position after 6 months. pay increase every half year, now i got heads up for position increase next year.
lmao i fully paid my house and car long time ago. now i am debating myself getting 2nd car whether to get EV or hybrid

If you aren't working in a family member's company after graduating you're doing it wrong

over for non nepo babies

My dad refused to help me join his company

>>213829243
What a shitty dad.

;_;

>>213829498
Reshooped Israel pic

do indo imageboards exist? if so, what are they?

>>213829625
hhould we really gatekeep this? nu-fscchan is dead as fuck, we need new members

Just dance, chuds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgdGDR15qgs

>>213829625
>>213829789
pls tell me

2 weeks into college as a 23 year old ex-NEET and I'm already burned out. Schools here are still full of bullshit dancing and useless reporting activities. And as usual like before, I never participated in all of them. I'm exhausted and miserable. I can't even game anymore because I had to get up early, fml.

>>213827541
>marketplace shooting
>malay tourists set on fire
>this
The khmer black magic is real

>>213830060
Tgif

>>213828728
Cultured man. Theres one jap tiktok streamer also with green streak on her hair, shes also pretty cute

I'm ready
Tie to me a rocket and send it to Kuala Lumpurr

>>213830060
what course?

They aired 'sidang apbn' or whatever is that on my go-car radio and prabowo sounds like a fucking schizoid orator when he talk to his audience in there, saying that indonesia is threatened right now, like nobody wants to invade or attack indonesia bro, we are literally at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to technology and innovation, creative industry, transportation. Nobody will get anything from doing stuff to this country. The hell does this fat pig is on?

>>213832357
Dude's still stuck in the Cold War mindset, like 1960s Cuban Missile Crisis, Trikora/Dwikora Cold War mindset, it's fucking weird.

>>213826278 (OP)
Pakasalan mo ako at magkaanak tayo

>>213832557
I remember he said something like this:
>"those conglomerats said that the spirit of 1945 is no longer relevant, they are wrong! The spirit of 1945 is still relevant because the people in 1945 fought against colonialism"
I swear to god that this javanese pig is a stupid moron. Those conglomerats are RIGHT, in this era where other cunts are tweaking AI, playing around with electric cars, we are still here stuck in this stupid retard 1945 whatever colonialism nigger shit beliefs instead of looking forward to the future..
We are cooked indogbros, we are so fucking cooked with this pig as our president

>>213832557
>>213832834
Current geopolitical situation is dire, could be more direr than cold war even since unlike during orba, we're currently fencesitting between china and america

The surge of selfhate will only make government more wary and retaliate, so the more wakanda konoha onepiece indonesiagelap# get posted online the more ultranationalist the government become

spent entire day playing games again award
zero progress in life award
hates himself award

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>>213828910
do you feel good by sharing this?

>>213833355
Beta buka gudang, benderanya hilang!

>>213833239
Start making clips for youtube

slow friday

>>213833180
it makes sense if you're a french or german and being ultranationalist for your coutnry, like your country gave you a lot and being nationalist might be a way for you to repay that privilege to your country albeit symbolic, but when it comes to indonesia there's no reason for indonesian to be nationalist let alone ultra-nationalist because our country didnt give us anything aside from tax and suffering. our 'nationalism' simply comes from the fact that japan gave us independence and sovereignty 80 years ago

if you are from PH and you have a military family member that was suddenly assigned into Palawan then expect a very big breaking news in the following days

>>213835445
Marawi 2.0 let's fucking go

VMX?

>>213834762
can you really earn money with that?

berhenti, jangan lanjuyt

Family guy does it again

KEK indonesia xixsters not like this

American Chad better

>>213836628
indonesia is just russia without the snow. and trad white waifu.

A cute girl was checking me out at the supermarket today but a weirdo aunt was giving us weird looks so I didn’t get the chance to ask for her number. But if she was meant for me we will cross paths again.

>>213836969
take the girl and leave the aunt there, just because its in supermarket doesnt mean everything has to be buy 2 get 1

>>213831682
I'm taking tourism

>>213837415
good luck anon

do you do this?

>>213837589
Thanks

>>213837382
She was wearing her work shirt and I used to shop at that supermarket. I’ve even seen her there once before. Guess where I’ll be spending my weekend nights starting next week?

After marriage, I feel I dont need to improve my personal image.

That’s pretty common desu

The new Pebble Time 2 looks so rad
Anyone ever have experience buying from Kickstarter in your country?

the philippines is poor because

Are we western or eastern? despite constant wewuzzing about adat ketimuran i never hear they goes full chud deep into it like chinks does. On other hand oppositions here feels completely westernized in mindset

>>213839118
the average iq is abysmal

>>213838012
>Guess where I’ll be spending my weekend nights starting next week?
/asean/?

>>213839264
it doesn't matter, just don't be sdm rendah

>>213839155
Minggu besok hanting makanan diskon barengan yu

>>213839497
agustusan

>asking about work that isn't on a deadline on the weekend
Fuck you

>>213839318
I-i'm gonna make it and leave you guys!! FFFF-uck youuu!

i got dumber after being concussed

>>213839264
ASEAN politics has no spectrum, it's all comes down to feudal elites exploiting the poors and stupids (in case of Singapore or Brunei, they're just pussies).
We never leave the feudalism era since around 1000 years ago, just with different set of elites and fake system called asean democracy.

>>213840199
Brunei's just the same. It's just that they got the oilbux to keep their people on welfare.

>>213832834
>I swear to god that this javanese pig
He is not a javanese. He is as javanese as we are dutch.

>>213833180
>so the more wakanda konoha onepiece indonesiagelap# get posted online the more ultranationalist the government become
That's fine, the more angry and insecure the govt are, the more they will oppress their own people. The more people get oppressed, the more they want radical changes.
Prabowo's own father suggested that Indonesia is sick to the core, a diseased institution. He indirectly suggested Indonesia needs a radical revolution to change everything wrong about the nation. It would be the funniest joke in the history if the revolution happens because of his own son's incompetence.

I am a dutch though
Emangnya elo jawir item dekil

>>213839264
After everything my country gave me (nothing), i'd 100% jump ship the second i'm given the chance.
>blahblahblah don't ask about what the country gave you ask about what you g-ACK!
Shut the fuck up. My corrupt shithole of a failure "country" has taken every right and opportunities for me to live in prosperity. Everytime i see a westoid complaining about 1st world problems, i get an "ick" feeling towards my country that gets even stronger everytime. Fuck local traditions and cultures, it gets you nowhere anyways. You may say that the west is lacking soul, but ask yourself which countries do people live the best at? That's right.

>>213835828
might take 3 months - 3 years
to get monetized afaik you need to have 1000 subs
don't research too much tho just keep posting clips.
there's this indo guy streaming Nightreign everyday, his day job is a farmer.

>>213839264
This nigga's name was harry lmao

This is the only relevent Indonesia liberation movie

nibbas here is living in a luxury condo in bgc and enjoying 5000 peso dinners at a mall every day
no way real poor ones wouldnt know about this site

>>213840999
As far as i can tell, Chinese or Chinese mixes have both "Chinese names" and "non-Chinese names" to make it easier for us non-Chinese speaking brownoids. I don't really know about him, but "Harry" may transliterates into "Ha-Li" or something equivalent written/pronounced in noodle script.

>>213841152
how much chinks do you see there?

>>213841152
>he doesn't know
literacy and english proficiency have improved for most zoomers here, that even a poorfag like me can join in this le sekrit club just fine.

just found out about hoodmaps
shit is really kek ngl

What's the fastest way to tie a rope iyc?

>>213841746
the speed of the tying rope doesn't matter
What matter is the height when you fall.
Don't be a retard like the rest and strangle yourself to death
Aim at a position where the rope breaks your neck and killing you almost instantly

>>213841152
Are those 1000 usd dinners suitable for a lactose intoleran person? Whats the usefulness of money?
Why to be in Seoul around the racism?

>>213828455
Filipinas really hungry for that white penis aren't they, I just wish they send remittances here more often.

>>213839264
>Are we western or eastern?
i saw this post last night about wypipo countries
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213802260/#213802734

gonna move to sorsogoon

>>213841152
i live in a slum, sleep next to my family in one bed, live less than 200 peso daily and i post here

>>213841152
nah, I am living on minimum wage.
Being at the internet cafe when I was young made me discover this palce.

>>213841152
i was stealing mobile data using lantern just to browse this godforsaken site

>>213841746
This>>213841836
(K)issing (Y)our (S)ister via rope is not a good idea at all. I heard that on most cases, people died horribly from suffocation and (literally) shitting themselves to death, because something-something messed up breathing system also mess with your dygestive system. Even if you tie your rope in the "right" way that you break your neck, you'll most likely still suffer excrucating pain before you die, just like how death-by-guillotine victims still feel pain even after they're decapitated (AFAIK there's actually a research paper on this one, related to brain and nervous system and stuff). I'd say the best way to die "instantly" is through a pistol/shotgun blowjob because it'll instantly destroy your brain.

>>213842922
>I'd say the best way to die "instantly" is through a pistol/shotgun blowjob because it'll instantly destroy your brain.
some people survive pistol shot and end up worse.
Shotgun is your best shot.
Co2 gas is another peaceful way to go

big amerinews about to drop

>>213841152
> fiber internet
> electric fan
> scooter
> sari-sari store
> lechon manok & liempo store
> swimming in the beach
> eat batchoy in a nice restaurant (once in a while)

What else do you need?

>>213842922
>(K)issing (Y)our (S)ister
hot

Superman (2025) any good?

>>213842955
>Co2 gas is another peaceful way to go
The classic "locking yourself inside a car with modified exhaust", eh. Not bad, but it'll still be painful. Assuming you don't die by suffocation, the alternate scenario is that your blood vessels in your head will pop one by one until you lose your consciousness. Not really my preference, to be frank.

>>213843172
haven't watched it but i think cavill is way hotter than the new dude (no homo)

>>213843174
if thing works out, you become unconscious and die, but shotgun is the best way to go desu.
Rate of failure is low, and death is nearly instant

>>213843225
What drags you down anyway? Mind sharing your recent habbenings to us? We're all ears, buddy.

>>213843005
what?

>>213843297
Nothing much desu.
Just the usual being bum about being a slower programmer than your co-workers + AI slowly replacing my role.
The whole killing yourself thing is learned out of morbid curiosity instead of wanting to kill myself desu

>>213843061
this is me right but with cheap ass computer shop and a chicken farm but thats after making mad bucks working online for 13 years. And loves staring at the holy basil and stevia I planted.

>>213843061
beer

>>213843375
Weird topic to be curious about. I'm glad that you wasn't serious though. Well, remember to always (K)eep (Y)ourself (S)afe.

>>213843375
you sound like an interesting anon
you can talk about programmer stuff here if you like
we can understand

>>213841836
>>213842922
>>213841746
I tried to hang myself when I was a kid but since I had all ropes removed from my home, I resorted to using a skipping rope and jumped from a stack of chairs. Worst mistake, I was dangling in the air struggling to breath, my neck was painful as hell, I regretted doing that. I struggled for a many seconds but in the end the part of the skipping rope I tied to the ceiling broke and I fell to the floor. It’s not worth it.

>>213843452
>Weird topic to be curious about
anything to make life less boring desu.
gonna save money to explore maritime SEA sometimes soon before I get married if ever.

>>213843061
>> electric fan
u don;t have ac?

>>213843375
Be careful, you don't want to get your curiosity going out of control and end up like that Viet fag recently.

>>213843518
i still don't understand this one 'toss. is he trying to say that plumbers earn more than codemonkeys?

>>213843518
funny thing is that I used to do manual labor before being a coder.
hate the back pain, but at least, it isn't mentally dreadful.

>>213843374
at 2100 GMT, five hours
russian leader on amerisoil

>>213843514
I rather not. Don't want to discuss that shit after work.

>>213843540
>explore maritime SEA
Visit Philippines, Singapore, and Malaysia. But please don't visit us. Our country is fucking ugly and not even worth to share on your Insta.

>>213843633
I am considering a visit because trains unironically
>>213843627
thats cool

all i need is my 17 year old wife and a deep well

>>213843633
>Our country is fucking ugly and not even worth to share on your Insta.
Come on, it's SEA.
It's the same for every where except for Singapore I guess

>>213843577
codemonkey job market is saturated and some are being replaced by AI

>>213843716
Singapore (and Brunei probably) isn’t good for cultural tours. Every other big maritime country is good though.

>>213843670
All we have is a Chinese train here. That reminds me, i still can't forgive our previous prez for turning down the Japan deal. Fucking imagine the improvement if we actually leaned to Japan instead.

>why don't filipinos take risks by opening a startup
We can't file for bankruptcy, one mistake means death from starvation, the average impoverished family could only afford to open another food stand among 20 others

>>213843803
who are you quoting retard

>>213843753
Fuck, I forgot about Brunei

Can you guys feel it? https://files.catbox.moe/ewzidq.mp4

>>213843928
Timor Leste too but nobody remembers them sadly

"Cultural" tourism is a meme. City tourism is where it's at. Maybe i'm just biased because i'm a slumfag, but still.

>>213843933
what is it i'm scared to watch

>>213844014
Gore of course.

>>213843977
Grass is always greener. When I meant cultural tourism, I meant like historical places, unique food, activities, crafts, and festivities exclusive to the local area, not necessarily slums.

sakin lang ba down ang google at youtube lol

A rapper from a poor area, let's call him slum shady

>>213835445
Uh oh

>>213844183
sakin pati reddit e di ako makapag jakol kaya andito ako ulet wahahaha

>>213840199
TRVKE

>>213843552
He's rich enough to live in the parts of the country where the weather is good and you don't need AC

>It's *that* kinda night
Such a weird feeling knowing I've been posting the same shit the past 10+ years

>>213843803
This shit is why I will NEVER take out a business loan

Scrounge up non-debt capital or die trying

YT is down for me as well

Only twitch works for me, the great firewall of the Philippines has been initiated.

ang gagaling ng mga edukado na nag aral sa UP, UST. pati internet kinuha nila saten gusto nila tayo maging alipin pero di tayo binibigyan ng trabaho gunggong tabachoy

>office internet works
>wifi doesn't work
>even mobile data doesn't work
Damn, is it just a Globe problem or also applies to SMART?

This my kids, this the crib
This my wife, this my life

everything works here(PLDT)

>>213843757
that sucks. we tried chinese trains before, but they never ran (despite ordering and paying for them).
The pt inka DMUs were alright, but they don't run anymore afaik since the line was dismantled.
I heard you guys were keeping some second hand trains running.

>>213844948
>PLDT
those fuckers keep on blocking harmless sites
since when did catbox become illegal?

>>213844704
I think it's just globe. My I can't access Google via gfiber but smart mobile internet is fine

Has anyone else had problems with globe lately with calls or texts? I swear the network keeps acting up. I get texts from globe users hours after they were originally sent

its all just preventive measures for cheese pizza o algo
even plebbit got hit back then once

>>213845152
I remember when 4chan got hit
They also hit a bunch of linux software repos
Is foss cheese pizza?

>>213843757
shut up weebs

Go sleep

G'night niggas

>>213845460
NO!!!

Good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0uBUhJXHdM

hujan...

>>213843977
Not really. It's probably because you're extremely familiar with the culture that it's nothing special to you.

uhh guys?

>>213846307
Yeah this too. Chicken rice, laksa, whatever may feel like normal dishes here but for foreigners its something unique to enjoy.

>>213847459
Tried to find local restaurants that can even match the taste of chicken rice and laksa from Singapore but came up with nothing
Was I just hallucinating?

>>213843704
Priming herself for vivamax casting couching

>>213847552
Do you find the food here to be that good?

>>213847806
Yes

>>213847900
Thanks, I never tried filipino cuisine but I want to try someday. I’ll be more appreciative of the food I eat.

>>213847996
Don Lechon is a good start. Their Kare-Kare and Lechon is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRBJ9K30kw
It's up

Do you guys like krupuk? I'm eating spicy shrimp krupuk. (In Dutch it's spelled kroepoek)

SUUSUU

>>213849771
>kerupuk
based

>shrimp
cringe

>>213849771
I wasn’t even aware this existed.

>>213850079
>>shrimp
>cringe
My mother always said kerupuk made with shrimp is the real stuff

>>213837415
Now why the fuck would you want that extrovert course you introvert.

>>213847414
I have that shirt

>>213851000
do you have this one too? :3

>>213850079
Im too lazy to eat seafoods like crabs and shrimps.

>>213849771
kropek