Kenny! edition

what compels fatasses anyway to get their mcdonalds delivered for 40 dollars
like havent the prices already gone up enough already why do you do this shit

im fat as fuck

I literally cannot stop thinking about women and their bodies

>>213828114
sloth and gluttony

>>213828114
Probably tired after a long day at work or don't want to drive at night

The only time I get McD is when traveling. I like their breakfast menu, but don't care for their regular menu
Otherwise the only fast food I go to regularly is Taco Bell and Culvers

>>213828114
Fattie -> Laziness -> Too lazy to go grocery shopping -> Not cooking

>>213828139
>>213828200
what is up with people and where they choose to live
if i was ever in that situation i could walk two blocks down the street to the seven eleven and buy two places of pizza + a soda for five bucks at almost anytime of night

>>213828242
Yeah but you have to live around loud niggers and homeless people and not have a yard or a garden or livestock while paying 5x as much as they do

what's the deal with this cotton eye joe fella? is he just some sort of entity that appears and leaves with no distinctive action

This bacon wrapped turkey leg was delicious but I couldn't finish it because it's so dense

>>213828275
alri sweety

i would be a chad if i wasnt fat

hey waymint...

>>213828275
This is spinster btw

>>213828308
what did he do that was illegal

>>213828259
>live around loud niggers
not really?
ive never had a problem with noise
>homeless people
this exists but it's not it's really that big of an impediment unless just seeing em triggers you
>5x as much as they do
i looked it up once and average rent citywide is 1500 and that is about how much i pay with this lease
plus i dont have to own a car so you can subtract a few hundred dollars each month

>>213828324
it's illegal for the bucks to break themselves

>>213828316
Are my wrists really that feminine?
I bought these Carolina reapers too, never had them, I want to see what all the hubbub is about

>>213828070
both of these women are white btw

wplace!!!!

>>213828316
women don't have body hair

>>213828324
Deception relating to sex can qualify as rape, or related sex crimes

>>213828362
Some women have dense arm hair and it's cute

The other week I seen a Canadian at my store and his truck had two small Canada flags on it. I thought you guys stopped coming here.

>>213828504
you own a store??

>>213828504
we did

>>213828504
oh that shit was a lie they still here all the damn time even with a shitty canabucks

Don't feel so good

>>213828504
The anti-American sentiment in Canada is largely limited to left wing boomers

Reddita

hope you niggas ain't been neglecting your bowels

wypipo don't bolt they food

i got banned for saying i hate wy pipo once

>>213828342
Who is the one on the left then

>>213828680
why u so rayciss against wypipo?

>>213828705
dey wan kill me

>>213828680
based janny

I don't consider myself a racist but I can't help it that I never relax

>>213828680
Wypipo be hatin

>>213828684
Valerie Abou Chacra

>>213828823

>>213828863
Doesn't sound very white to me

Hungry as fuck I could eat some fucking hood chinese food, the kind that tastes like "hot trash".

>>213828737
>I can't help it that I never relax
Been there before, only happens with black americans. I don't feel unsafe around actual africans or caribbean pipo

>>213828863
Damn she's hot

got garlic noodles from a place down the street and got DAMN is it delicious

dead thread

being an oldfag is cringe af if you think about it
like if ur still here from before 2016 ur cooked

>>213829425
There is a guy in one of the generals (won't say which one) that sometimes posts about his family life and has posted pics of his family before.

IM A SICK FUCK AND I LIKE A QUICK FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4D4Aam9FUg

>>213829425
>tfw been here since 2009

i love womens thighs

>>213829478
Lovely rendition. My fav is still the Dylan original though.

>JESSE WE NEED TO FAST

>>213829598
>after the ramadan of a lifetime, I've been hungry

miss the days when replies were coming in nonstop 24 hours a day..

going to take a large poo

KFC in China mogs KFC in America

I don't know anyone that eats KFC, only foreigners like that shit

>>213829681
White girl arse

wypipo be like
"this fried chicken too spicy"

hello. Are you still awake?

Good morning. I'm going to live in LA.

>>213829791
Can't sleep

>>213829791
Yeah what you need cuh

>>213829832
my condolences

The internet has become a nauseating place to me (except /cum/ at 2am, of course, I love you guys). But otherwise it’s almost unbearably awful. I feel like I’ve committed a sin each time I grant it my attention. But when I do, I gaze into a schizophrenic gamergate nightmare engine of endless engagement bait and unhinged capitalism. It’s bursting at the seams with rage and violence and all the worst bits of (un)humanity. I need to touch grass for a very long time to become an actual person again. But as much as anybody else, I’m hooked into the dopamine drip feed that keeps my reptilian monkeybrain scrolling for the next hit. I’m a zombie and this hyperreal matrix animates my corpse like a marionette, dancing unto the birth of this machine-god, now much more alive than any of the meat it consumes as fuel.

>>213829791
i'm staying up until 5:33am

>>213829961
I just avoid social media and watch funny videos and play video games and talk to my friends. Theres really no reason to fall for the psyop and take everything so seriously

>>213830004
A wise approach

>>213828340
I miss raw scotch bonnets so much

>>213829984
based

goon'd a mighty goon

I have awoken

what is happening here

>>213830530
bear ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUHBI3KN-M
3am thread theme

>tfw huge retard

>>213830588
but its 1:30

is 'gro a clever racist nickname for a gentleman of brown skin color

>>213830590
LOL

holy shit I am just RIPPING ass atm

Hey y’all. I’m a chimes e chinese liberal. Welcome everyone me to my internet now. It smells like a Hawaiian donvenience store up in here!

>>213830530
I wish anything gave me as much joy as meeting this big teddy bear did for this man.

‘ger

Ordering a za in 7 hours hell yeah

>>213830714
You should learn to make your own pizza, they are infinitely better and it doesn't take very long at all (less than half an hour)

>>213830696
I found a giant teddiursa when I played pokemon arceus a few years ago and it brought me great joy

>>213830728
It's doesn't taste as good

>>213830749
I'm not big into ultra realistic graphics in games but what the fuck was game freak thinking with this?

>>213830812
its funny. Gamefreak makes the laziest, hideous half-assed efforts imaginable for pokemon and they just released a trailer for some xbox/PS5(?) game they made in unreal that looks like modern AAA games(albeit its already running at like 15 fps)

>>213830749
Very cute pokemon

>>213830866
look how they massacred my boy

>>213830850
That texture resolution doesn't look modern

>>213830899
Yeah I like some of the alternate versions they’ve cooked up in recent years. But for Typhlosion, the classic mogs hard for sure.

>>213830920
smarr birrion dorrar indie studio, prease understand

>>213830850
they would make 1 good looking game and could never rematch it and all follow up games would be rated shit for not matching up. I think they are geniuses for making these lazy slop everyone is eating up while making big $$$ continuessly with the franchise

Well, /cum/?

>>213830899
is that rapephlosion I see?

>>213830964
ironically enough the best looking pokemon game wasnt made by TPC/GF

I am down here on Veracruz having a beer and my wife's sister is taking a shower and I can see her feet since the bathroom is just a courtain... is this why I'm always horny?

Mombergs car alarm went off I think an urkelkin tried to get in

doubt it.... most thiefs now steal parts like car cpus, lights or something inside

LOL
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1755248979437847.webm

>>213831511
lol zero sense of urgency they're just like jeez how long is this train!

>>213831511
should have waited for the train to stop.. wtf?

why don't canadians simply enslave the indian migrants and keep any wages they would have made?

Milk my fuckin tits I’m gay. I’m gay and my dick doesn’t work.

I had 3 coworkers from 3 different companies that wanted me to move to Canada, 2 indians and one filipino... hell no, I'm ok here

hit the conveni and got more ghost energy drinks
shoulder day soon

also, there was this uber driver talking to me about being selected for a work visa in canada
>and how much am I gonna earn?
>around $50k canadian dollars a month
>does that include rent and food
>nope
uber driver said no thanks

>>213831595
Would only accept this if they were castrated like in the Arab slave trade (so there won’t be more), and they were sequestered to Arctic diamond mines or something such that I didn’t have to interact with them irl

>>213831689
she has a beautiful face, gonna give you that

>>213831689
You should hit the convent

Goddammit I just pulled my pants and underwear down and poured a full bottle of water all over my dick and balls, now my clothes and chair are soaking wet and the carpet is wet too. Why do I do this? I fucking hate myself.

I'm a Jew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brJtbkV6Yq4

HEY EVERYONE LOOK THAT LEAF PEED HIS PANTS AND ON THE FLOOR

Mitsubishi Colt 2007 1.1 L was my best beater car

new tripfaggot to the filter

>>213831882
Nooo I didn’t pee!! ;_;

3am snack

not a fan of sweet things, whatever keesp you up, anon

Doing sum late night reading.

odysee was gr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwVo8xty8s

i like not having a job

>>213832321
you are a fucking freak and I hope someone beheads you

>>213832230
great band

>>213832344
That’s not actually the poster, anon. That’s a “Labubu”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urS1Itg3zZ8

>>213832405
if you google the image, it's from a child's instagram
he is a pedophile freak and I hope he dies

>>213832699
He prob just pulled it from google images or something. But if he’s actually a pedo, then you’re right he should definitely die. But also he will probably just keep posting to bait (you)s anyway. 4chan sucks dick.

lel

>>213833381
democrats hate this

This sycamore has been to the moon, what is your excuse for never leaving your home state

>>213833314
relatable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpXzASiXX8U&

funny how women are somehow considered better at home decor
if you ever go to a place that a woman owns alone it's always trashy, no matter their social status or wealth, and they hoard and overclutter

did you take the vax

I love the USA if I don’t get permanent stay until the age of 30 I’m going to kill myself

>>213834068
go home sanjay

>>213834098
I am from Poland

Nothing special

>>213834147
how did you come here?

>>213834235
Tourist visa I’ll need to go back anyway sadly

>>213834305
get fucked

>>213833854
I don’t remember. I’ve been in a fugue state since 2014.

>>213832798
oh wow hapa with pornstar mom. brace yourself kid

It’s the french accent that gets me. She could be the most arrogant rude cunt in the world, a genuine stupid retard bitch, but it’s absolutely over for me if she’s got that french accent.

>>213828114
i know a retarded negroid who claims to "get good deals" with delivery food.
i know he is retarded, and bad with money, and doesn't know delivery menu items cost different from in store items, and doesn't know how to cook.
his smug imbecility annoys me

Racial Slur Database
http://www.rsdb.org/races#irish

>>213833852
it's a tautological problem.
home decor is a kind of fashion statement.
fashion is an appeal to normalcy.
if all women have shit taste, that makes it normal and therefore fashionable.
qed

>>213836316
anyone who calls a convenience store a "bodega" is automatically a faggot

>>213836316
I’m gonna start calling every local convenience store, grocery store, and gas station a “bodega.” Just to get a flavour of that NYC culture in my life.

>>213836549
faggot

i hate how oppressive discord channels are you cant really express yourself or you will banned, you have to use new gay tiktok slangs or else you will offend the tranny moderators

>>213836580
Eyyy I’m walkin’ here!

>>213836666
checked but if you're a transphobe you should be banned everywhere and be shunned by everyone until you learn to not be so hateful.

drank a dr pepper cherry again, should i order a dr pepper with my pizza or have water instead?

>>213836728
pepsi

>>213836739
i rather drink my own piss

we going hard in the hood homies

>>213836753
then drink your own piss with your pizza. what do i care, freak?

showered the first time in 6 days today no idea when i will brush my brown fucked up teeth though

drake got swag though

>>213836815
you cared enough to reply

I hate my libtard parents for forcing me to go to public school for 12 years.

Recent research suggests it’s actually impossible to maintain a reasonable sleep schedule. In this new study published in the Dickfaggot Journal of Medicine, it was demonstrated that I’m too fucking retarded to get to bed before the sun comes up. But further research is still yet required to verify these findings.

>Dickfaggot Journal of Medicine
millennial humor everyone

>>213836950
no right to say anything about anyones humor posting soyjaks

>>213836859
shouldn't it have been 13 years?

>>213836971
no right to post here when you are from shitzil

>>213836983
I went to K-5 so yea 13 years.

boutta slonk some mud

i always went to private school and most kids were richer than me

>>213837008
Damn, I'd be pissed too. They didn't even teach you how to count

>>213837054
Fuck you nigger

>>213836950
I was demonstrating that I’m part of the in-group by utilizing 4chan vernacular such as “faggot.” It’s what makes comedy stylings so relatable. Readers get a nice laugh but they also feel seen and heard. Something that’s frankly all too rare in today’s digital landscape.

and you look to us young people for hope? how dare you

>>213837099

>>213837124
relax, take a deep breath. everything is going to be fine. no one here is any threat to you.

free palestine

>>213837124
Precisely!

I think I could pull off this look in 2025

>relax, take a deep breath. everything is going to be fine. no one here is any threat to you.

how can i take advantage of women financially

>>213837490
phishing old women

I take the blankets off my bed every summer and only use sheets. Sometimes I sleep on top of them instead of under them.

>>213837848
One day I will see you locked in a cage like the animal you are

>>213837878
sometimes i don't even use pillows lmao. i just lay my head directly on the bed.

the cure for constipation is committing to a situation where you wouldn't want to poop, like taking a date to a movie or going to your parents' house. fate will make you go.

Only got like 5 hours of sleep. Oh well.

I could see myself stop using this website by the end of this year bros. I barely come here anymore when it used to be a daily thing for years.

>>213830751
You're a stupid idiot you know that right

overfilled my burrito and it exploded all over my plate now I need chips to dip in it

I never use pillows. I just rest my head on my arms and wake myself up when I realize my left arm is completely dead.

>>213838395
thats gay

This nigga shop at bed bath and beyond and think he can call me gay. This nigga buying bedding sets and shit.

just saw a negro at my local golf course
it's over

Last night some old man seethed at me that it took too long for his food to be delivered even though I delivered within 10 minutes of when I was assigned the order.
Not my fault he lives 22 miles into the woods and nobody wanted to drive 44 miles for $20

>>213838991
*laughs in Tiger Woods*

>>213829832
We're full.

>>213839059
you are indian sir

There's nothing wrong with me an heroing because I should never have been born in the first place.

>>213839218
Whiter than you pedro

>>213837036
>private school
>third world
I heard that is common despite social status. Are public schools that bad over there?

If you had the opportunity to taste human flesh, would you?

>>213833381
Good

>>213831711
Nothing is free

>>213839376
air

Done with court

I'm a jobless drug addicted neet bum with a failed music career that is trying to become a pro athlete possibly an olympian, I've got over a decade and a half til they close the doors on me.

>>213839540
that journey just comes full circle and you end up a jobless drug addict anyways, why bother

>>213839591
>why bother
I am the monkey man

>>213839540
>I've got over a decade and a half til they close the doors on me.
you have to be 18 years or older to post here

>>213835833
>his smug imbecility annoys me
Kek

>>213839637
I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true

>>213830728
I used to make "pizzas" at home with gyro bread, spagett sauce, cheese and pepperoni. They aight desu.

morning cum>night cum>>>>>>afternoon cum

>>213839894

>>213839943
What why

>>213839966
>no pizza dough
>no marinara/pizza sauce
>pepperoni

>>213839916
haha yes. afternoon /cum/ is horrendous.

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>>213840015
I don't have a kitchen, I can only heat up food in an airfryer

>>213840067

>>213840141

>>213840067
make an air fryer pizza I used to do it all the time its faster than in the oven

not one of you niggas knows how to make an actual pizza do you

>>213840288
yeah i do. get soms bread put pizza sauce on it and sprinkle in some cheese then microwave it

>>213840454
based

should I send this to the GF

>>213839265
lots of brows yea its pretty bad not that i ever studied in one

a guy named matteo schmidt tried to scam me

charlie is my favourite youtuber :3

>>213840823
Too bad it wasn't Matteo Tura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyCiFBR8YI

>>213828644
>miasma theory
wacky

hello

>>213841581
F*CK YOU!

do you prefer dude or bro

>>213840580
>GF
can i borrow ahha

>>213841581
how are you doing

>>213828644
Isn’t it crazy how everything here is true except for the miasma part

>>213841686
I didn't mean you

Where did it all go wrong?

>>213841942
more like piss station

>>213841686
doing okay. and you?

>>213842001
freak status: airborne

>>213841942
PS3 right there, what an absolute franchise destroyer that was

>check kemono
>artist has files hidden on discord
grrrrrrrrr

lol guess the russians booked some airbnbs and theyre throwing a fit about how it's not some luxury hotel
https://x.com/RT_com/status/1956364019767427367

>>213840045
>UK, Steam, itch.io, and now Roblox.
You can only push a man so far.

morning /cum/ is the best

>>213842342
>this is a normal american 1 story house
>it's a house in the arctic
>clearly not even 1 story as they are walking down stairs

>>213842446
the pc gaming normies must have to not vote for labor after this crap

Just got called doodoo in a video game
Wouldn’t mind being told to kill myself or getting called a retarded nigger, but doodoo is a step too far

>>213842499
looks pretty nice too
house is clean and has a full kitchen and living room
they coulda gone to the mariott if they really wanted to but they chose not to

Considering having a melty, maybe do a little bit of seething while I’m at it.
Thoughts?

>>213842695
Go ahead, you earned it.

>>213842695
Fuck you, you piece of shit!

>>213842663
>>looks pretty nice too
no it doesn't it looks like a place for religious retreats. the door to the bathroom is half the width of a normal door, the kitchen is not well equipped

>>213842695
not in the mood

>>213842734
looks comfy to me

>>213842718
You’re a god damn tranny and an atheist subhuman nigger I bet you don’t even love Israel like the rest of this pro-Zionist general you fucking troon kike

Mexicans with California area codes keep calling my job and speaking Spanish after I tell them nobody here speaks Spanish
All I can understand is trabajo so I’m assuming they want a job but we don’t hire people who don’t speak English at my office

>>213841793
?
>>213842046
playing ludo with mom

>>213842851
pretty soon at this rate it'll be the other way around

>>213841793
you didn't mean me what?

>>213842851
Uno trabajo por favor

>>213842893
Enjoy your trip to El Salvador

>>213842921
you think im celebrating?

The lunch for today

Making a generation of people "learn to code" in order to create systems to steal their jobs is one of the most effective tricks I've seen in my life. The new one is "learn to work with AI - it'll make you more productive!" Sure, no problem boss. I'd love to help build the infernal kingdom that will sacrifice me (but surely not you, an irreplaceable genius) at first opportunity!

>>213842951
Someone ate half your sandwich

>beaner calls
>”Habla Espanol?”
>say no
>”Oh……..[starts speaking Spanish at 1000 words per minute]
I just hang up on them but sometimes they call back yelling in Spanish as if anyone here speaks Spanish

>>213842951
lol

>>213842970
'No' is a word in spanish

>>213842887
What ludo are you two playing?

skipping down the lane

Introversion is a sickness

I was raped into introversion

>>213842951
Half a chik fil a sandwich and some grocery store sushi?

>>213843007
Zamn got me there….
I also know how to say “sexo” and “Latinx” so I do speak Spanish

>>213843335
you forgot to subtract material costs, labor, union fees, and my monthly gay porn subscription

Interviewer told me to wait approx 1 week to hear back after they finish the other interviews up. I was the first one.

>>213843383

>>213843101
Its hilarious when "introverts" try to be social out of a sudden and stick out like a sore thumb, you don't have to talk if you don't want to bro, you don't owe people anything

>>213843434
I am manifesting a positive outcome.

>>213843516
>you don't owe people anything
Wrong, how else they're gonna practice making friends?

>>213843544
Hope is for the weak.
>I hope I end up with a 10/10 perfect woman

Elementary my dear watson

>>213843544
Ive got me and my friends manifesting a negative outcome for you

>>213843572
You can't force friends, it just happens. Forcing things leads to miserable experiences that only keep you up at night.

I need to laugh at the biggest faggot retard of the week award rq

>>213843544
im manifesting a good positive outcome for you, so long as it is right for you and is what you need

>>213843010
what do you mean? there is only one ludo

>>213843617
Dont shame them when they stick out like a sore thumb

>>213843516
But I want to talk. I just suck at it

>>213843128
whygena? I love you btw...

fake mousey

>>213843576
>>213843595
Downvote

>>213843660
Thank you.

wow the parasite (Brit on a VPN) is in here lmao
P.S. imagine being so ignored and filtered that I get ignored less with you and fat trying to make everyone filter me (to take away my freedom of speech you commie). thats how unpopular fat is. haha
but im not here to cause trouble. I just need to go laugh at this tard (the brit yank vpn mongoid)

>>213843663
пoвлaчим oвy oбјaвy и бpишeм јe

>>213843676
I don't, I'm actually talking about myself

>>>/r9k/82192819
>>>/r9k/82192819
>>>/r9k/82192819
>>>/r9k/82192819
NEW

>>213843857
clicked this because of the strap-on thing (at least it isnt cuckolding) and basicalyl YWNBAW, you dont look like that in real life, and you probably stink of BO you repulsive createure

>>213843822
can you guys stop using the cyrillic script when ur speaking a different language? thx

segregation now!

>>213843857
>futa on male
:(

>>213843999
>>213843999
>>213843999

if you self insert as the futa why dont you watch futa on female

>>213844002
>>213844002
>>213844002

>>213844000
>>213844000
New

dios mio

>>213844012
>>213844021
>>213844023
Umm

>>213844023
This is the only one done properly

You bunch of fucking cocksuckers

r9k loves threadsplitting
mental how the guy supporting the people filtering me here is a brit on a yank VPN. lol! you idiots got tricked again

>>213841942
Things slowly got better after final shit 7.