Avro Vulcan edition

A grim summer's Friday on /brit/

hello

do we have any party rockers in the house tonight

>i need to crack on with learning spanish though, her parents said thats essential
bluds gfs dad's going to be giving him 1-on-1 spanish tests

Sir Kai Murros

>>213831643 (OP)
if i could have sex with a plane it would be a vulcan.
now back to the regular /brit/ posting

Made lamb koftas for tea last night and now the fridge absolutely REEKS of garlic and spices every time I open it even though I put them in a sealed tub. Making me hungry desu

spider seasons begun

using the end piece of the bread to soak up my soup

Zoomers were soundly defeated in the last thread
Can they make it 1-1 before the lunch break?

>>213831705
Paki

>>213831547
>you ever try learning with your right?

Bizarrely yes, when I was around 16 or 17 I spent a period of about 2 months practicing with my right hand but purely because I wanted to be able to say I was ambidextrous and for people to be impressed by it. That's how pathetic and desperate to be considered special I am.

There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight, and truth will triumph once again.

>>213831704
if i could have sex with an norwegian it would be you x

Just learned that Yamaha started out as a musical instrument company but were forced to develop motor vehicles during WW2 and then the motor vehicle side of Yamaha was split off after WW2 and that is why there is a musical instrument Yamaha and a motor vehicle Yamaha x

>>213831703
sorry but has anyone informed him that he is in fact finnish?
what glorious past have the finns had exactly?

>her parents said
lad's a soft touch
also i doubt it seeing as most of the punters will be brit expats

>>213831694
more like 1-on-1 bumming tests

don't touch my willy

>>213831705
get stuck in lad every time is a good time for a cold soss

>>213831742
He is Finnish and European. He stands for a Pan-European National Socialist Revolution.

beating on my arse like a drum

>>213831744
>lad's a soft touch
hopefully that means he'll at least take some scepticism on board (probably not)
then again i am genuinely hoping we get some disaster blogposts out of it

>>213831614
Good advicr to be honest, learn as much as you can before you get there and you will learn loads just from being over there. Immerse yourself in it as much as possible and spend as much time in non-tourist areas as possible so you can improve your Spanish

I for one hope the best for the lad as he adapts to a new life in Alicante, it's difficult moving to a different country if you aren't brown

>Finnish and European

>>213831660
WELL AND IT AIN'T A FIT NIGHT OUT
FOR MAN OR BEAST

>>213831660
it's winter mate

We going out shagging later are we? Hitting the town? 7pm at the Cock and Balls to start off the night is it?

Never been to Spain personally
Been to Italy though, that was nice

>>213831762
so he's trying to claim credit for the achievements of other people then

>>213831806
we're 40 mate

>lad moves to the spanish coast
>surrounded by peng mediterranean bums
>expected to stay loyal to his girlfriend

>>213831789
thats what ive thought. me and my gf are going to sign up to language evening classes at the local college to improve before we go. her dad speaks only a little and says he sometimes struggles to get by when he’s dealing with suppliers, local authorities etc so thats why he recommends we learn as much as possible

>>213831810
He has pride in his race and refuses to be a self hating slave. Finns blew communists the fuck out in 1918.

>>213831766
he sounds like her and her family's lap dog

>we're 40 mate

>have a few pints last night
>hungry so get six (6) wings from the questionable chicken shop
>next day pissing out my arse

Every time
I don't know why I do this to myself

>>213831704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJlsDiC9TBI

mad how if you had a train going 1000 km/h it would still take 17 hours to go from sydney to london
seems like australia will always be impossibly isolated

>>213831716
do you not like kebabs lad?

What time are Trump and Putin meeting today then?

>>213831732
that can be arranged. got lube? in gonna fill your ass good.

>>213831806
im working till 8

>>213831869
Alaska exists outside of normal space and time

>>213831859
Need the hypersonic planes

>>213831869
don't know mate sorry

>>213831836
Good lad, sounds exciting. Wish I’d done something like this when i was your age.

have brits ever heard this saying
half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls

>>213831843
Ever thought it might be the drink? Grim alkie twat

>>213831869
they haven't told me m8 thought i'd get there for 8ish so i'm not standing around on my own like a twat

>>213831836
So her dad's telling you to learn Spanish, saying it's "essential", despite running a cocktail bar and opening another one with shite Spanish skills

>>213831908
ever heard this saying
KYS

>10c and raining
just fuck right off. sick of it. not right. not on.

>>213831836
How in the fuck are you going to run a hospitality based business if none of you speak the language?

>>213831921
It's not the drink because I drink heavily and often and don't have issues, just when I eat paki chicken

>>213831936
they'll be 5 voddies in by 8 mate you'l be playing catch up all night

>>213831957
25c and sunny here aha x

>>213831972
sounds like a good premise for a sitcom

>>213831869
half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls

>>213831977
if they're late though i'll feel like a right mong best to play it safe

>>213831957
get on to the council they're taking the piss

>>213831946
>>213831972
her mum speaks more and seems to deal with more of the admin from what I can tell, he doesn’t want us to feel isolated when we aren’t around english speakers

wanking to a girl who looks like she plays rugby

Being British-American is next level. All the greatest people in the world are British-American.

the weather now in iceland

>>213832029
Would love a girl like this to wrap her sweaty thighs around my head and sit on my face after a game

>>213832061
bizarre fetish

>>213832073
Not really, pretty vanilla

btw this poster isn't me, i tapped out last thread cos i don't have the energy to reply to everyone

imagine if putin slipped on some ice and broke his neck and died whilst walking from his hotel to the negotiation room
that would be mental

I’d drink Emma Watson’s diarrhea from a mason jar.

>>213832106
Mate it’s August

imposter

Do you know the difference between a preposition and a conjunction without looking?

>>213832106
he'll probably see this post and take an uber and then the uber will crash and send him flying up a moose's arse

>>213832032
are you supposed to eat the leaf

>>213832146
creaming

leftypol day dreaming all day about political figures dying in freak accidents and giggling to himself

>>213832146
and then the moose would say something funny to top it off would he? like in an old warner brothers cartoon?

>>213832130
cold though isn't it alaska, very far north

what flavours are deemed more exciting that vanilla? chocolate and fruit flavours aren't exciting

>>213832147
No it's poison

>>213832175
It’s Anchorage mate, it’s 18c there today

sat in the van. just dismantled a roundabout at a chavvy playground x

>>213832181
than*

>>213832166
mooses can't talk mate
this might work if he flew up the president's arse though

>>213832166
"When I said I wanted something Put-In my butt, I didn't mean it like that! nyak nyak nyak"

>>213832202
they had it coming

>>213832181
crema siciliana

>>213832200
yeah but they use farenhite over there don't they, 18c could be like -3f or something

>>213832212
my good gentlesir you win the internets for today

>>213832215
true. bearings had gone presumably from putting moped wheels on it

just realized one day my parents will die and then ill have no human contact and/or purpose in life literally what will i do then? is that where i'm supposed to end myself?

>>213832200
Nuuk is a true Arctic city

>>213832181
my personal fave? pistachio x

>>213832239
you can go homeless or you can try to get arrested for something, plenty of options x

>>213832239
ill be your mate if you stop being an incel freak

>>213832258
im ok thanks

mad how toilers are toiling away right now but I, a NEET chad, am currently wanking

love setting off a truth nuke and just closing the tab

>>213832269
what, to being my mate or stopping your incel freak ways? we WILL be mates

>>213832104
hope your okay mate x

>>213832242
Truth Nuuk

incelluous freakazoids need to learn a thing or two

>Putin meeting at a place called Nuke
Bit on the nose.

Wanchorage aha

>>213832278
let's watch tv simultaneously together
what are some good daytime neet programmes to watch?

>>213832242
I've visited Nuuk and it's honestly the most depressing place in the world bar none

>>213832316
lol

A girl in the UK turns 16 approximately every 92 seconds

did you know alaska has rainforests

>>213832381
I see you’ve never been to Milton Keynes

>>213832388

Yalta 2 today then?

Rorke's wobbly bottom wobbling as he twerks for the 'tok

Would love to hear Trump and Putin speaking in English

fraiser, classic casualty, magnum, p.i., maine cabin masters, medical detectives
what should we watch, neet chads?

>>213832419
why was Kier left out?

>>213832392
What, you mean it has forests, and it rains occasionally?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

>>213831981
corrr sounds bloody right toasty that does

>>213832381
how is it?

President Fart is already playing down the summit today. He says it will be just about laying the foundations for a trilateral summit, and obviously at that one Zelenskyy will refuse to give up any territory so nothing will change.

>President Fart
leftypol's wit

>>213832457
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLING TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
MERCY

>>213832517
Man’s name is literally “Trump”, no need to cry about it Rorke

>>213832508
>Zelenskyy will refuse to give up any territory
not really his decision to make is it

president poo

>Man's
wog

>>213832548
He can choose not to accept it and Europe will keep arming him

Sir President Fart

putin must find it all quite amusing, meeting with a semi-senile gullible thicko who poos his pants and thinks he's the deal shark in the room

>>213832551
That’s not how black people use it Rorke. You are incredibly thick.

Sir Keir Starmer

idk what it is to live man
idk what it is to not live
idk what anything is really
i have faith in christ but it's not about this it's deeper it's not about day to day

>>213832576
>Europe

Oh my daysssss Keir's middle name is Rodney

>>213832610

>>213832398
That's true actually

>>213832487
The most depressing place I've visited bar none

115kg high bar squat completed

>>213832619
explains why he's a plonker!

>>213832604
shut up wog

Settled on watching Medical Detectives on True Crime Xtra (freeview channel 68)
It's about a doctor who invented a toupee that is screwed into the skull

leftypol in a bitter mood today, melty incoming

>>213832639
8 weeks

i eat poo on the reg but also praise christ

>>213832576
Yeah okay lol

>>213832644

>>213832669
Degeneracy

QUITE STYLISH

hwat if god was one of us. just a wog like one of us

In 2000, seven-year-old Tyrel Wolfe from Idaho packed a shoebox gift for Operation Christmas Child that was sent to the Philippines and received by Joana Marchan. Inside was a photo of Tyrel that Joana kept for years. In 2011, she found him on Facebook, and they began talking, quickly discovering shared values and interests. Two years later, Tyrel traveled to Manila to meet her in person, and their connection deepened. He soon asked her father for permission to marry. On October 5, 2014, they were married on Tyrel's parents' ranch in Idaho.

UNC’S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

RODNEY YOU FCKIN CHCJNHTTTTTTT

>>213832669
Chad shit.

>>213832644
.

Spaino stimming with excitement in his full Ngumoha kit currently

>>213832718
leftypol struggling to argue against this

>>213832639
did 62.5kg safety bar squat yesterday and it fried my legs

Oh my days, best Timmy could do
Now his whole lineage is in the trash
He's been biomassed

just watched a BBC thriller where a white lady was cheating on her husband with a black man

>>213832789
I've been going up 7.5kg every week for the last few weeks and my legs are in a state of constant tiredness

>>213832837
>>213832789
Yeah that sounds proper healthy lads x

>>213832826
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeIt2gmKdHM

fucking disgusting

Your gender is actually a mix of itself and your distance from it! The latter leaves you no choice but to *live out* your gender. If "woman" felt 100% true to you at all times, you'd have no reason to DO "woman". Insistence on the accuracy of labels only licenses your inaction!

>>213832811
Why do white men with East Asian wives always have those downward growth, narrow dental palate faces?

>>213832641

>>213832898

>>213832700

>>213832898
utter hogwash

charlie brooks sex arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQehpVrU4-o&list=RDgQehpVrU4-o&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQehpVrU4-o&list=RDgQehpVrU4-o&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQehpVrU4-o&list=RDgQehpVrU4-o&start_radio=1

Why do people freak out about population decline? That's just more resources per person

I still want to know how best to approach being able to hear my upstairs neighbour having a massive shit and not washing his hands every morning. Whatever idiot fitted his bath knocked a massive hole in my ceiling and fitted a drop cealing that does nothing to block noise. His bathroom is above mine and wider than mine, so I can hear his morning shit in my bedroom as well. It's not the massive shit that bothers me it's not washing his hands.

Gary Michael Hilton the Beast of Blood Mountain

>>213832974

>>213833006
the line has to go up remember. forever.

>>213832997
Dogshit banger

>>213833006
They're coming here

quite sunny and warm here

>>213833060
This tells me that you should be learning French

>>213833060
Modern medicine was a mistake

>>213833060
what do they eat

>>213833123
AI will be able to do that for you

Charlie Brooker sex arse

>>213833060
TNWS

>>213832888
Her face looks like the underside of my penis

>>213833154
Europeans

>>213833154
Ze bugs

>>213833060
>They're coming here
But not one will be let into Israel

>>213833156
AI still can't do that well

>>213833134

>>213832888
wouldn't you just wear a mask at that stage
just horrible

>>213832644
you can watch them all here
https://www.watchfreeuk.co.uk/

>>213833250
It will get much better much quicker than you will at learning French

>>213833265
reported this to sir keir

where is the nietzchean, Randian Faustmouse today

>>213832888
Antibiotics would sort this out

have 0 respect for anyone born in a year that starts with a 2, why should i? fucking zoomer retards

>>213833294
resting after the big shagging i gave his arse

Watching Medical Detectives on True Crime Xtra, freeview channel 68
We're in Noel, Missouri

good he's still getting his cock sucked

have zero respect for anyone born after the 19th century

>>213833361
poofs have no shame

>>213833361
That young lad is shagging him? What's the appeal?

>>213833391
gays are partially wired up like girls so they probably are attracted to his money

>>213833391
he's rich and famous, that would be enough for many.
besides, queers are just degenerates. remember when george michael sucked off old dudes in public toilets.

So we're all in agreement this is free money right?

>A Labour councillor who called for far-right protesters' throats to be cut at an anti-racism rally has been found not guilty of encouraging violent disorder.

Just another day in YOOKAY

>>213833472
you can make it right

>>213833472
This guy's own son wouldn't listen to him. Why should anyone?

Honestly strongly considering joining either Patriotic Alternative or Homeland now

Do you have to work to live? Congratulations, you're working class.

>>213833448
printing money what's this on skybet?

this going to be any good then?

>Birmingham Council has begun removing flags, including the Union Jack and St George's Cross, from lampposts after it said they were putting lives at risk.

>>213833472
clown country

>>213833532
Yeah skybet

straight people never do anything degenerate
nothing on the internet that's degenerate and straight, nope
by the way where's emmayank?

>>213833534
what a cast

>>213833472
this is a good thing because each such story creates another rorke

>>213833545
When Canslad said 'Up the RA' I did not mean like this, lads.

>>213833545
still haven't sorted the rubbish out

>>213833472
If this guy had raised his son the right way, he would have taught him to respect his parents and not to go against them or badmouth them publicly which is exactly what his son did.
No Jewish person would ever dream of publicly badmouthing their parents. They're taught from an early age the Judaic importance of respecting one's parents and never openly disagreeing with them.
Goyim really are akin to cattle.

>>213833573
oscar isaac, gal gadot, al pacino, franco nero and john malkovich as well

>>213833521
Posted it again award

>>213833618
>he would have taught him to respect his parents and not to go against them or badmouth them publicly which is exactly what his son did.
Not really. Servile worship of Elders is not something inherently White. That is something eastern.

Aryans stand for dynamic youth.

Nazimong just texted me, said he'll be here in 5 minutes x

>>213833472
They deliberately delayed this hearing as long as they could to ensure this result

>>213833639
It's worth repeating. This white nationalist guy was a failure in his own home. He failed to raise his kids the right way. He didn't have the know-how that Jews have. That is teaching your kids about the importance of respecting one's parents. That means not publicly criticising them.

>>213833580
Don't ever reply to me again canslad

>>213833710
UP THE RA, lad

Rorke getting plastered and shagging an Indian lass

>>213833688
>That means not publicly criticising them.
Not really. Young nationalists should criticise their boomer liberal parents.

Pierce admitted jews have a remarkable ability in deception.

Look up Marina Tyndall. She HATES both her dead white nationalist parents. She works with refugees teaching them English to atone for what she sees as her parent's sins.
Whites lack self-preservation instinct. Jews have it in spades.

>>213833735
>Rorke
>shagging anyone without paying
>>>/x/

just had two orgasms because tyrone power was shouting at and scolding loretta young and then he cuddled her :( I wanted to save that for daddy and I need him so badly I feel like I'm going to go crazy my heart and pussy are aching

>>213833760
>Whites lack self-preservation instinct. Jews have it in spades.
We don't lack it, we've had it beaten out of us since 1939.

>Fury as Labour-run council tears down 'dangerous' St George's and Union Jack flags from city streets (but Palestine flags are allowed)

>>213833751
John Tyndall and his wife were neither boomers nor liberals. They were dyed-in-the-wool white nationalists.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tyndall_(far-right_activist)
You need to shift your paradigm.

Just received news that my Discord payment has succeeded :)

yeah?

King Charles will announce today that he’s abdicating. You heard it here first.

it's true
all of it

in Benidorm solo lads

where's Diego

just renewed my gay card, new technology means that it will blare out a big gay noise every time I drop it

>>213833897
Busy at the gloryhole, should be back soon x

>>213833875
these stupid advertising campaigns are written by liberal millennial and zoomer women
i think the technical term is copywriting

>>213833894
shithole

have to make a phone call and cba

>>213833899
what's a gay noise? does it play an elton john song?

>A woman in Vancouver was denied access to a "2SLGBTIAQ+-friendly" outdoor theatre because her hair violated the venue's "Code of Conduct Cultural Appropriation policy."

>>213833875
Say MAAATE to a mate when he says corr she's fit but don't you DARE intervene when a mentalist black man drops his trousers on the tube and flays his cock around in front of lots of women and children or the state will come down on you like a tonne of bricks

hao ling

AI says Orthodox Jews will still exist in 4000 years
AI also says whites will disappear in the next 500 years

big fan of being awake during the dead of night. 3-4am
not sure if this makes me cool and mysterious or just a creepy incel

rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>213833978
what if the black man is my mate

I need to be filled and I need to be held I can't stand this anymore

>>213833983
There are still jews in Dune which is set 10,000 years in the future.

>>213833897
hi

my youtube recomendations are a right state

>>213834000
then it means you're irish diaspora

>>213833524
What's the benefit in joining other than potentially getting your name leaked or put on a watchlist?

Suspended Labour councillor Ricky Jones, 58, has been found not guilty at Snaresbrook Crown Court of encouraging violent disorder after he called for far-right protesters’ throats to be cut at an anti-racism rally in the wake of rioting following the Southport murders.

>>213834005
Are you a sexy gamer girl (female)?

>>213833836
I know who Tyndall was.
Again, that his daughter succumbed to liberalism proves nothing. Whites either adopt NS or go extinct.

Easy on the apples...

jd you been done mate

>>213833524
Don't do it
You will just get yourself put on a watchlist
All these groups are infiltrated anyway

>>213834051
Some proper weird little leftymongs in this country

was thinking about deleting my google account but there are too many things linked to it

>>213834032
two-tier strikes again
remember jo cox? what a mad thing that was

rorke twerking his bbl and getting stuffed full of cock
leftypol shaking his Hank Hill arse in vain

>>213834042
Don Black's son is a liberal tranny

>>213834051
if i was the owner i'd fire all of them

>>213834051
we've devolved to the point where people would rather quit their job than serve some food to a bloke they don't agree with

>>213834028
>>213834057
So what's your solution? Just do nothing?
Sit around isolated until we are a minority?

just had a sweet chilli grilled chicken wrap from mcdonalds
was alright
i like their lettuce

>>213834032

>>213833900
cronem zooted off zabubu vape LOL

putin just flew over my house

>>213834110
now why wouldn't you order that from literally anywhere else

>>213834103
but they would fight for pakis who want them dead or in chains

>>213834051
I don't agree with him for marrying a brown woman
But yesterday an American anon posted that JD probably has black and native ancestry
That made me feel less bad his having a brown wife

had food stuck up my nose and felt like I was done for but then I managed to inhale it into my mouth

>>213834108
lol

>>213832459
>fabric of society and values which sweden and europe are built
I'd genuinely love to know what they think they are

>>213834141
don't put food up your nose mate

>>213834133
i would i just happened to be in mcdonalds when I was hungry

>>213834177
Judaism.

>>213832709
I got a reply from someone for this too but didnt reply because they were a girl and girls are icky

>>213834108
Donate or contribute in a way that won't get your name put on a watch list. I appreciate you want to do something but be smart about it for your own sake.

>>213834179
mate don't tell me what to do I'm THE Rorke

>>213834177
diversity, tolerance of anything that goes against nationalism

>>213834196
>>213834196
>>213834196

>>213834051
I didn't even know he was in the country

Heathermong thread

>>213833134
Its not even that really. Its dwarf corn and better farming. Famine was relatively common until the 70s

>>213834177
whatever the NWO says so

>>213833735
I've done this twice lol

>>213834051
These are the same morons who probably think that a van driving around the cotswolds with this image is some sort of proof the UK has free speech (free to parrot regime and big media talking points)

>>213833472
Im genuinely so angry about that