Thread 213833257

Swedish vikings founded Russia. Did you know?

Some swede here claimed they founded every country from turkey to england

It gets more grim, East Slavs were ruled by elites who descended from Swedish kings and Turkic princesses for centuries. The Slavs themselves were just seen as human cattle.

>>213833293
Swedes either directly or indirectly founded the following countries: Norway, Finland, Russia, Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Poland and you could even argue Germany.

>>213833257 (OP)
they didn't do a particularly good job then
>>213833318
well, weren't Finns seen as the same?

>>213833257 (OP)
So all this shitshow is their fault

>>213833293
Anglo Saxons (who were Danish, Dutch, Frisian, Belgian) founded England.

Swedes weren't even here as vikings, that was Norway and Denmark.

>>213833495
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_runestones

>>213833318
Russian tan …

>>213833293
skandis are just kinda smug. Its always been a part of their culture even to this day. they try to act all humble and introverted but their opinions on their country will show. They even like to pretend they found American and that meme has become retardedly popular recently.

>>213833293
this is true btw

>>213833293
well i dont know about turkey and england though it may very well be possible
but you and us are very similar
just like the mediterranean is your playground so is the baltic sea for us

>>213833515
Everyone knows the vikings in Britain and Ireland were overwhelmingly danish and Norwegian. Some minor excursions from swedes doesn't mean anything. Swedes focused more on eastern Europe.

>>213833668
>Swedes weren't even here as vikings
>Some minor excursions from swedes doesn't mean anything
Pick what schizo head canon you want to go with.
Swedish vikings were in England, they took money from you in return for not attacking you.
Yes Swedish vikings primarily focused on on Eastern Europe, ruling Russia and being bodyguards for the Roman emperors all of which is way fucking cooler and more impressive.

>>213833812
if there were swedes they were probably bondsmen for the anglo-saxons

>>213833864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_runestones

Read the fucking translations of the runestones. Why do you need to speculate.

Danish & Norwegian vikings: *raids unarmed chud monks in remote monasteries and rape pasty bucktoothed anglo women and eventually get mind controlled into becoming christians*
Swedish vikings: *raids death worshipping demon tribes in finland and eastern europe, battles against romans and arabs, get worshipped as UBERMENSCH by their enemies to the point that they literally beg and pay them to become mercenaries or outright rule them, swim in slav, med and arab pussy (swedish vikings didnt need to rape they were just that sexually powerful).

If international culture wasn't so dominated by Anglos then every viking show or movie would be about Swedish vikings and their exploits instead.

>>213834157
i think its just that sweden is the first scandi country people think of so it seems to generic to have the vikings be from sweden. like no viking shows are movies care about history its about entertainment.
like I loved vikings as a kid but that show was kinda goofy as fuck all around

>>213833257 (OP)
Yep, the name “Russia” itself originates from Varangians who came from Roslagen in Sweden.

>>213833318
>Turkic princesses
What? Who was them?

>>213833257 (OP)
We do not descend from le Native, Indigenous WHG I1/I2 Shudra/Dalits. We're Mongolians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoeGleUS4yw

How does it make you feel, the conquered dark-skinned Shudras of Europe? H(abibi) wants that R1b(atyr) dick.

>>213837634
yeah Measurehead, his body totally betrays his degeneracy

>>213837886
Silence, Shudra. Brahmins are speaking.

Shakespeare? Swedish
Einstein? Swedish
Socrates? Swedish
Caesar? Swedish
Suleiman the Magnificient? Swedish
Venizelos? Swedish
Alexander the Great? Swedish
Cyrus the Great? Swedish
Dostoyevsky? Swedish
Voltaire? Swedish
Tesla? Swedish
Ataturk? Swedish
Voltaire? Swedish
Columbus? Swedish
Da Vinci? Swedish
Miyamoto Musashi? Swedish
Zulu Shaka? Swedish
Jesus? Swedish
Muhammad? Swedish
Bismarck? Swedish
Donkey Kong? Swedisz
Did I forget to mention how humble Swedes are?

>>213838026
Svengolian Svengoloids.

>>213833257 (OP)
It's a common myth.
Rurik was an Ugro-Finn with Polabian Slav ancestry.

>>213833562
It's just Sweden trying to appropriate Norway and Denmarks relevance in history.
The Rus were the Wielbarks that returned to the Baltic after having accumulated wealth and experience in their adventures down south. The Slavs converted to Roman-Catholicism as a hedge against the returning Wielbarks bringing a mix of Roman-catholicism, Arianism and Orthodoxy to the would-become polish marshes. When the Poles decided to publically announce their allegiance to the Pope in Rome, is when the Rus scattered all over the place, into Kievan Rus, Constantinoples Varangian guard, back to scandinavia, died in northern crusades or simply married into the slavs.
The myth of Roslagen as the origin point of the rus is a joint swedish-polish cope story to avoid having to talk about the Wielbarks.

>>213838357
Denmark=norway>sweden>finland
Facts

>>213838075
Unironic hunnic phenotype.
Erling Haaland has a bit of it as well, because the Rugians of Rogaland had a colony Rügen, which the Huns married with.
Huldins sons Octar and Rugila are literal hunnic-rugian names, as well as Attila.
The Huns were a male warband, and the mothers of Octar, Rugila and Attila were all Rugian females. Snorri even documented the canonized Hunnic heritage of "Hønir".

>>213838623
Silence, Arap.

>>213833495
That's a factoid that's been around forever. Been hearing it since the 90s. This anon beat me to it: >>213833515

Should be on that Wiki List of Common Misconceptions page, because it's super widespread.

>>213833921
>these heckin' runestones written by 1st century barbarians in which they claim they shagged real life dragons are 100% heckin' factually accurate and correct

The Slavs were so retarded and incompetent they literally BEGGED foreigners to come rule them LMAO

>>213839896
>flag

>>213838967
Not a historian or anything, but think it's because there's more Old West Norse material. People often imagine that Norwegian must be more conservative than Swedish too, when it's usually the other way around, because more Viking-related material has given it a stronger true kvlt Viking association or something.

>>213835400
>Russian princes, including Yuri Dolgoruky, Svyatoslav Olgovich, Rurik Rostislavich, Mstislav the Bold and Yaroslav Vsevolodovich, married Polovtsian women

>>213838967
This is the only Swedish man to have ever lived in England. Anything else is pure LARP