Thread 213836378

THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

Is the Homeland Party any good?

mmhmm

playing with my watermelon tits and squirting fanny juice everywhere

Anyone else reading the Judge Dredd? Got the new cosplaying uniform too

>>213836471
>10cm and thin

had too many cans last night don't think gfberg will approve of more this evening

>>213836477
i got ba recently and i love them

mmhmm timmy on his knees for the cronem x

don't know what i'll do with my 234 millions that i'll definitely win tonight

Wanking here to Judge Dredd since I'm canslad and I love him

>>213836529
beat her into submission

Dead nigger baby thread

and it did no 'arm
and it did no' arm
and it did no 'arm
eets daaaaaare

still don't understand why camilla is the queen but phillip was never the king

>>213836773
matriarchy

say vinegar slowly and hear what it sounds like lol

>>213836471
more like motte and katy

>>213836808
vii-né-gaarrrr, sounds very sensual and latin

Love feeling hungry
Sort of feels like feeling horny except for food

>>213836819
katy is inside, being the rightful recipient of quicktap

>>213836765
Coldplay > oasis

would you eat a woman's poo?

bought a boxing bag for fitness cus i remember being 14 and getting pouring with sweat punching it but turns out i can barely get 10 hits on it now before i just stand there staring at it fucking bored out of my head dunno what thats about waste of 200 quid though shouldve just used that to pay for gym

Imagine if there was one big building where everyone would go to poo and we didn't have our own toilets aha

>>213837002
a poolding

possible homer sexual

Wonder what Britain would be like if Rorke called all the shots x

>>213837002
that's how it was in the middle ages
the buildings were known as a shithouse and they were usually decreed to be built with double thick walls to stop the "miasma" infecting the local area, hence the term "built like a brick shithouse"

>>213836978
i bought a matcha ice cream last week because it looked so tasty but the cashiers were laughing at me. i dont think i will be able to show my face there again. i really wish i was joking

>BME juries convict 73% of Whites for crimes compared to 24% of BME people
>White juries convict at a 39% for Whites and 32% for BME people
Thinking a think

>>213836978
play music and punch to the beat

>>213837112
Source?

>>213837112
reckon you've pulled this out of your arse

Just did a fat shit

>>213837112
Reckon that's what happened with that labour councillor?

>>213837112
is there actually a source for this

>>213837156
>>213837136
>>213837129
Google broken?

>>213837186
crtinge

>>213837186
right so it's bollocks then

>>213836978
meanwhile cronem was punching cervix LOL

>>213837223
>>213837208
I found it straight away just by copying the post and putting it in google, is that too difficult for you?

>>213837129
>>213837136
>>213837156
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/judicial-institute/sites/judicial-institute/files/diversity-fairness-in-the-jury-system.pdf

young

underage

Dunno why but I suddenly crave a mouthful of chlorinated pool water

>>213837092
one time i was wearing a burgundy hoodie and the cashier was like "ooh it matches your jacket" when i bought a can of dr pepper. if i wasnt a hopeless incel freak i probably wouldve responded more than "haha yea". oh well

>>213837253
>2007
so it's just horrendously out of date then

>>213837253
done em

>>213837290
You should have said "ah yes very droll i can see why youre a cashier"

It came to me in a dream

>>213837253
sent those rasheeds flying

>>213837312
What reasons do you have to think it would be significantly different now?

Came in a dream

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

>>213837312
Im sure its much more equal now x

>>213837112
so that means BME juries are better

leftypol just constantly can't believe reality is what it is

>>213836978
meanwhile i'm punching my own arse with black dildo LOL

>>213837350
Erm wishful thinking and also I'm gay

>>213837381
screaming

>>213837381
at least you're humble about it

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is him admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651

>>213836978
i had a punching bag like that as a kid. same experience back then, not sure how they are even marketable

>>213837453
impersonator

does anyone else feel the shift of authority towards the greek typing with proper caps. phwoar i bet he has right thick chest hair

>>213837466
howling

>>213837381
>>213837466
impersonator + sowing confusion

How do I cope with the fact that every time I lose weight I just regain it because I love food so much?

Had another wank to the comics cause I'm canslad

>white people more likely to find a white person guilty than a minority
leftypol really out there trying to send rorke down and freeing the cronem

>>213837473
Eh?

>>213837483
impersonator + sowing confusion

>>213837487
good. neoliberal. righteous.

eating loads of ice cream under the pretense that i have to because my mouth hurts

>>213837517
impersonator

Leftypol - loser
Rorke - loser
Centrists - winners

>>213837517
impersonator

>>213837485
how do you lose weight?

Scots receive nearly £2,700 more public spending each than the UK average, according to official figures revealing that the gap has widened to record levels

>>213837549
um

lol

>>213837549
cute but i dont think the white one is gay is it?

>>213837554
CORRRRRRRR

>>213837542
Alistair just cannot stop winning! (Because he doesn't participate)

>>213837486
Either shag the Latvian or get her to set you up with one of her friends.

>>213837290
write your phone number on a piece of paper and give it to women who seem interested. that way even if you misread the situation the worst that happens is they dont text you instead of having to awkwardly ask them in person

>>213837555
I starve myself for around a month or so by only eating every few days. I usually lose about five kilos and then put in on again over a few months and then repeat the process.

I know it's terribly unhealthy but I still have yet to find a way to permanently keep the weight off.

I've never had a wet dream I think some people just can't have them

>>213837112
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213837626
I only get them if I go more than a few weeks without a wank.

>>213837595
Aren't you supposed to ask for her number instead

>>213837583
no you see that was in 2007, they are now much more evolved and impartial

>>213837626
same had plenty of odd sexual dreams but never spaffed

Is it true that if you drive one these through London all the OAPs run to the bomb shelters?

>>213837626
you stop having it after shagging a few times

>>213837641
Could do with some fish and chips with tartare sauce. Lovely jubbly.

>>213837312
Yeah cause identity politics hasn't got immeasurably worse since 2007 has it

>>213837626
Still have them if I go about a week without ejaculating

>>213837645
What the fuck...

>>213837601
yea, that's the worst way to do it
you need to change how and what you eat and stick to it, la

>>213837688
FOY

>>213837645
mousenonce forgot his vpn on

>>213837668
I'm a virgin though

Off out to the Co-op anybody want anything

Meet my American wife

>>213837719
a fair justice system please

>>213837647
what if i dont want to get rejected in front of everyone

>>213837487
>White jurors on
racially mixed juries were less likely to vote to convict the Black defendant than the White defendant
D..dont worry tyrone im one of the cool whites

>>213837688
that'll be 16 quid

Do you think if animals could talk they would make fun of each other for being more domesticated by humans? Like would cats make fun of dogs for helping humans hunt or guard their stuff?

>>213837712
Impersonator

>>213837736
One I could be wrong but two I think it would be bad to do it in a public setting like that
I wouldn't try to ask out a woman while she was wage slaving either, especially if I don't already know her

>>213837790
bizarre question

>>213837719
cornetto

I remember Elon Musk bought twitter allegedly to "fix the bot issue" but he ended up just giving them the blue checkmarks that only celebrities used to have

>>213837487
how can leftypol still think a diverse society is beneficial when its degrading the most essential aspects of a functioning society.

Proudly presented by Hubbel. We're here for those very small jobs, and for those that are just far away enough for a little peek.

>>213837719
>co-op
oh, you're a woke

>>213837834
leftypol is a useful idiot

At Staedtler, our goal is to make sure you get the right measurements. No matter how big (or small) that might be.

>>213837719
Fair trade chocolate bar please

>>213837834
leftypol doesn't think at all

free free free ireland

>>213837819
he just made it so anyone could buy one

This thread is sponsored by GayPorn4Less

>>213837884
It's free? I'll take one.

>watching some quiz show on BBC2
>this is the prize fund

we are literally a third world country

Which combat sport do I start doing if I want to be able to throw a thousand types of hard kicks?

>>213837790
been watching dr doolittle have you?

>>213837938
kickboxing or muay thai

>>213837834
Hope not hate x we're all just humans x

>>213837923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22mt0cVyW5c

...

urns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

oh dear all the racist incels are in /brit/ today

>>213837710
Yanks spell it as "tartar" without the final 'e'

>>213837761
Broken Britain

>>213837819
he bought it so he could influence public opinion

been watching youtube all day

bing bong exsqueeze me

>>213838002
desu i assumed it was from russia until now

>>213838033
What you been watchin lad

>>213838033
someone earlier said they've got some new videos

>>213837719
One dildo replica of Dredds enormous BBC please and thank you x

>>213838040
My dreams of becoming a model may become a reality...

Latinas all have mare pussies and assholes.

boomer mum just fell for those fake AI facebook videos

you're telling me gay porn made this sandwich?

>>213838044
It might be named after Crimean Tatars from Ukraine

just thinking about all the vicious clartenings I could receive if I got a black boyfriend

>>213838040
really peculiar physique isnt it how does it happen? obviously eat a lot but the arms and legs dont seem very proportional

>>213838052
why is that guy so twitchy

>>213837907
>>213837871
>>213837840
>>213837990
impersonator

>>213838135
impersonator

>>213838125
he's activating

watching the loyal citizens of pyongyang in seoul

>>213838125
cocaine

Bloody love oranges

>the ceo of the company that owns the bell hotel is Hassanali Karmali Alibhai Somani
>The owner of Britannia hotels is Alex Langsam, a Jew

It's all foreigners selling out areas they don't even live in

>>213838116
impersonator

male loneliness is the most self-inflicted epidemic ever

would your enjoyment of /brit/ be lessened if it turned out a large proportion of the posts were made by the same guy on vpns?

>>213838205
they poison wells and open gates to invaders

>>213838217
the brazillian flag cringe epidemic is however completely unwarranted

>>213838183
They're citizens of Seoul though, not Pyongyang

>>213838217
in brazil maybre

>dude loneliness is a choice just like go out and talk to people bro
I can't relate to any of them, now what

>>213838217
tbqh most of the incels complaining about it here dont deserve to be with another person

>>213838263
Keep doing it
You're just inexperienced

>>213838106
What was really crazy about this story was she gave him so much money like 100s of thousands

off out to the local village pube

>>213838284
this, it's literally just practice

>>213838292
MsScuse me?

When is the next /brit/ meet up lads?

>>213838292
how does a person so thick have that much dosh

My birthday is tomorrow :)

So all along Zeidbelg has been a bender for black willies.

Why would an elected member of parliament post this?

>>213838345
happy early birthday! hope its fun! Are you doing anything to celebrate?

>>213838347
im not ziedbelg, and no see >>213837453

how many of you have kids?

DIGITAL ID
FACE SCANS
BIO CHIPS
OH IT'S WONDERFUL

>>213838391
nope

>>213838322
>>213838341
Just looked it up. It was €830,000 genuinely mad

>>213838366
Praps cos he's based

>>213838366
lmao thats the same look president epstein gave in his mugshot

>>213838284
I'm 34 and been talking to wagies for decades at this point, both in stores and my own colleagues
I can't relate to them any more now than when I started
Although I don't do the whole American thing of starting convos with random ass people, I find that shit so cringy. That's probably my problem

>>213838345
how old, big boy?

>>213838347
white incel sperg with a thin 10cm willy who posts about large black willards all day every day. the signs were there for us all to see tbf. loves the black cock does zeidbelg.

>>213838383
>im not ziedbelg
why are you replying to a post about ziedbelg then?

>>213838416
faceblind mong

>>213838205
purely coincidental

>>213838435
because he implies that i am him

>>213838391
i cant have kids but thats probably a good thing. i think reproduction is unethical but would probably end up having one accidentally

sabrina xx

>>213838366
Love how all the ex reform MPs go full mask off once they're kicked out

>>213838345
Happy Birthday Eve, anon

>>213838383
>10cm en dun

>>213838376
Might buy some sweets and some beer :)

>>213838419
31 years young :)

mental how imagefap still doesn't have age verification on it haha amazing actually

>>213838345
happy early birthday x

>>213838484
e hentai meanwhile is gone for good and I can't be bothered to get a VPN to avoid that

>>213838484
some good stuff on there if you can wade through all of the albums of rorkedads dressed as sissies

But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread

That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.

>>213838478
oh wow congrats!! Hope you get something good!

9cm en dun

mumsy’s starting to smell a bit lol

>>213838391
three sons (6, 4, 2 years old)

wifeberg still want to try for a daughter

>>213838546
her fannard must be dripping mate, get her shagged

38 year old here

Er, lads, what the absolute fuck is this thread? I'm assuming spaino?

um

>>213838525
think about it this way: the times youre experiencing now they already got to enjoy. and someday you'll have enjoyed these times and be where they are.

>>213838557
Ruby Granger sex arse with big bulging fannard, thrust-activated sound clips and a button that makes it squirt piss

>>213838551
Just troon one of the sons out.

Same fake promo spiel full of lies as every year ("OIY DESOIGNED IT MOIYSALF!" "OIY YEEZE IT AVVERY DAY!" "IT SYEETS AWL MOIY NEEDS!").

Same lazy design as every other year.

Same pointless, childish filler spreads and pre-filled-by-Ruby wasted space sections with repeated quotes and incomprehensible nonsense.

Same pastel colours as previous years.

She is such a loser.

>>213838551
I'd love a daughter

>>213838582
i think its fair to say he posts in every thread given the fact he's genuinely and literally addicted to this place. i doubt he could go a single day of not posting here without getting withdrawal symptoms.

>>213838551
their names? skyrim, adolf and gunther
daughter to be named erika

>>213838461
oh i see, so you are a bender for black willies and don't want people to confuse you with ziedbelg

>>213838551
How do you have the time to post on /brit/

>>213838577
why are you still here

>>213838626
what is this stupid fucking bitch wearing ha oh my days!??!!???

>>213838644
no im not, mousenonce

>>213838551
how do you feel about bringing children into a country that is crumbling and being filled with people who actively hate them?
whats your plan to mitigate these issues?

im 30 and i consider myself too old to be on 4chan
would kms if i were 35+

>>213838677
Oh give it a rest will you Rorke

>>213838637
I mean the first post, the OP
I haven't been here for nearly two hours
Why the fuck is he back to the comic gimmick?

my little rock skipper c:

>>213838683
aren't you 46

unless my life takes a fairly dramatic turn i will definitely be kmsing before 40

why does Rorke worry so much about things that don't affect him

Wish you could add emoji reactions to posts on here like on Discord aha x

>>213838484
for now they dont have to have id verification if the site isnt based in the uk. that is why you can still go on all of 4chan freely. just waiting until the rest of the world implements their own bollocks version of it though which they will, it's just a matter of time

>>213838676
kys

so this is leftypol

>>213838692
>posts on different vpns
>i haven't been here for nearly two hours i swear!

>>213838715
we have reaction images

>>213838640
nice one but it's Henry, Edward and Philip, all named after great granddads

213838683
we all thought the same then here u are
let's bne honest the fact u are posting here instead of fixing your life i.e. that you let it got this bad due to inertia and so on
edemonstrates an inability to take life into your own hands even if that "life" is your own death
tldr: c u here in 5 years same as now

>>213838711
that’s all politicsfags in the west

>>213838719
Why wasn't this made clear before. Loads of spazzes were crying when it seemed 4chan was going to be blocked

girlie that's not how you use a chair

>>213838743
alri spaino

>>213838709
please don't. the people that go out that way do go to heaven with Ixtab but the people here will miss you. you might even have people who look up to you even if they dont say anything.

know a lad whose gf was texting other lads while they lived and had 2 kids together and used the kids and access to them to guilt trip him

know another lad whose ex gf blatantly lied in court about drug use and abuse, thankfully the female judge didn't entertain it

>>213838650
I post from the office where I currently have nothing better to do.

>>213838677
they'll do fine, we'll help them out

the future belongs to those who show up

>>213838783
t. 46 year old amerilard on vpn

>>213838672
the post said "all along ziedbelg has been a bender for black willies" and your response was "i'm not ziedbelg"

>>213838366
Based

>>213838709
see >>213838748

>>213838804
>they'll do fine, we'll help them out
>the future belongs to those who show up
this seems a bit naive 2bh mate.

This Ricky Jones case is absolutely insane. Utterly insane.

If you're not a White Nationalist at this point, I don't know what to say.

Henry Rorke Jr.

>>213838809
that's not what i said, you left out the second part

>>213838748
blog
the fuck
on
you miserable boring bastard

>>213838836
it's not naive, it's optimist and right

>>213838843
whomstve

>>213838801
>>213838865

opened the first tinnie lads wahey

Anyway lads, I had the fucking 3XL cheeseburger with bacon from that burger shop the Latvian found

Think I might have had enough to be two nights worth of the BIG chips tbqh

>>213838865
not a blog spazmoid

the raped

reckon canslad is a big fatty

>>213838913
he's a disabled vet living in idaho, 46 years old

Ricky "Ross" Maurice Jones-Drew

>>213838905
theropod

>>213838889
9:52 am and I want to die

>>213839004
nice pic of new zealand/greenlan

when i get stressed out i look at anime porn to calm down

>>213838979
hey ho east coast neet, central neet here

New word
>Bhenchodic
Describes something associated with a bhenchod
Example
>everyone was sick to death of rorkes bhenchodic behaviour

>>213838892
>randomly mentions "latvia" (one of his vpns) to promote both vpns as real users
classic 46 year old amerilard on vpn tactic

>>213839025
hope you're good at job interviews

>>213839042
Alright spaino?

>>213839031
kinda funny how benchod pretty much has an english version with Alabama

>>213839026
Man I fucking wish i was a neet

>>213838851
so you admit you love big black willes

>>213839004
Always thought starfield looked so boring

>>You wouldn't know banter if it raped you like your dad did
>>dad
>>foster brother, actually
>There. Now you have more b8

>>213839110
>>213839110
>>213839110

>>213839064
does juggling vpns get tiring for you?

>>213839089
no, you're a fixated homosexual

>>213839123
why do you have so many timmy fantasies though

>>213839117
um

>>213838719
That's not true. All sites serving the UK must put in place the appropriate measures for UK visitors if there is adult content on there, doesn't matter where they are, as per the legislation. Which is why many US tech firms are lobbying the US state to come down on the OSA like a hammer. Ofcom is literally writing to American websites asking them to provide the with online risk assessments lmao. Eventually Ofcom either nags these people into doing it or they ignore it - if they ignore it Ofcom can instruct UK internet service providers to block the website in the UK. Some have stopped serving the UK out of protest already.

>>213838843
The state is crooked, it's occupied by shitheads who serve scum under the guise of nicety