birds cant be incels edish

>>213839110 (OP)
Proud to post in the /early/

>>213839110 (OP)
What about that anime penguin lad

>>213839110 (OP)
>>213839130
>46 year old amerilard MUST make the new threads
>conceals this fact by using various vpns
if you've ever wondered why random nationalities make the brit threads all the time there's the reason

>ive also explained numerous times these posts were satire and in response to the emma watson spam which has persisted over several years. again, ive gotten out of the habit of posting this type of stuff whereas the emma poster continues. ive stopped he continues. the bottom line? fix your own behavior stop worrying about others

>>213839144
this one?

>>213839192
Catberg on a hungry one

>>213839164
spaino, I'm sorry I came back earlier than you expected and pointed out you were pretending to be me making threads about comics

I really am sorry.
Now, can you just die? Ideally live on stream for all of us to see

>>213839206
t. amerilard on vpn attempting to meme his own posts

sir bbc lover

>>213839256
impersonator

they've dug up a likeness of me

>>213839110 (OP)
>birds cant be incels edish

President Fart

At Staedtler, our goal is to make sure you get the right measurements. No matter how big (or small) that might be.

>>213839247
uh oh, trb (amerilard on vpns name on /sp/) is getting angry

https://youtu.be/RJuh92C4gJI

relapsed on the self harming lads

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645

do you believe her

Going to toil my entire day away for $200. Worth it? No, not really.

Proudly presented by Hubbel. We're here for those very small jobs, and for those that are just far away enough for a little peek.

>>213839307
>>213839257
>>213839349
impersonator

>>213839309
What actually is your angle here, spaino?
I thought your last one was the Latvian is actually a 24 hour carer for me and I'm wheelchair bound. Why go back to the comics gimmick?

>>213839235
>Midori left Grape-kun for a younger penguin after a decade of being together. After this occurred, all of the other penguins in Grape-kun's exhibit rejected him, and he spent most of his time isolated from the rest of the colony.
Yean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu8sopT__Nw&list=OLAK5uy_n2yycWsD2wIPz8mW8i4UhQ3VwtPUA-_jI&index=4

>>213839309
impersonator

>>213839341
>>213839349
but you're 46, unemployed and on welfare, what do you mean toil?

>>213839341
would pay you that to suck my willard to completion and I HIGHLY DOUBT I'd last three minutes

This thread is sponsored by GayPorn4Less

>>213839295
Jordan and big harv penguin edition

>>213839322
why do you care so much

This thread needs to be about 20% cooler.

how does rorke explain all medical/law/finance/academic ppl being non-white? how do incels explain ugly men with gfs?

>>213839386
how much for the gay porn then

>>213839359
trb, my angle is simply letting brit know about your vpn usage

mmhmm yeah dat all nice an well but i bet the s curved black dildos are about to administer a wicked rectal bashening to my arse while I'm playing on my luh pc

>>213839386
how can gay porn be less than it already is (£0)

>>213839361
fucking bastards
i was already wyping my arse with global warming, now i'll actively contribute to it

>>213839410

>>213839418
look up the origin of the -berg gimmick

>>213839410

>>213839449
wiping*

Anyone got that one Starmer webm? You know the one

>>213839418
>how does rorke explain all medical/law/finance/academic ppl being non-white?
Is this your experience?

>>213839435
This gimmick has taken a turn for the worst. Get back to posting about the Cronemverse.

>his ai is melting down
>he's skipping randomly between posts and isn't aware what one to reply to

Kino

>>213839455
don't know how one would even begin to look that up

>random nationality makes OP
>doesn't post further
hmm, i wonder why (amerilard on vpn)

gfberg kicked me out of bed for farting, in the living room playing dark souls now

>birds cant be incels

>>213839518
screeching

>>213839519
impersonator

>>213839518
it's like those dreams where your punches make 0 impact

>>213839484

gfberg kicked me out of living room for playing dark souls, in the bed farting now

>>213839611
glad someone's fighting back against gary, that fiend

>>213839583
He's smashing the gangs, Rorke.

>>213839288
leftypol scrambling to write an article about how the original black inhabitants of Orkney made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qDtAveXp8&list=RDG8qDtAveXp8&start_radio=1

>>213839647
why does 46 year old amerilard have pictures of children on his computer? can we get chris hansen in here?

>>213839410
>>>/mlp/

If we were really going to 'smash the gangs' we'd send special forces into northern france to shoot them all in the face and kill them to death like the US did with narcoterrorists in the 80s and 90s
Tell me how 'applying sanctions' to blokes from Iraq who have nothing and don't care is gonna make a difference lol
the rule of law only works with people who live by the law ie white brits who get fucked left right and centre by the system fucking them in the ass while scum that don't play by the rules simply don't give a fuck and as such the punishments dreamt up for them are completely ineffective at putting them off or delivering justice when they do break the law

>>213839611
hate this crypto-fascist

don't underestimate birds

>>213839711
just sink the boats discretely

>>213839735
done that retarded pussy

>>213839735
screaming

>>213839735
tom and jerry ah cat

all well and good but i'm squirming in my seat thinking about my hole being pounded by a black man

>>213839780
dead

Good morning Hustlers, Pimps, Patriots..... lets make it happen today yea?

Would anyone mind if I adopted a non-trip moniker? I'm thinking I'll be "/brit/guy".

bro just replied "dead" to his own post

Di brekky as it were

boileau exposed voltaire
discuss

>>213839824
interesting contrast in pupil dilation

wonder which one just ripped a big line

why does Jimmy in GTA V act like he's black?

>brekky
>at 20 past 3 in the afternoon
games gone

>>213839876
Hes a young american

>>213839854
no im the one who made the joke im a different american

Our government loves Israel, loves Trump, loves censorship, loves genocide, hate the working class, hates peace, hates freedom, hates you.

>>213839876

>>213839110 (OP)
>birds cant be incels

>>213839927
loves legal immigration too

>>213839919
t. 46 year old amerilard who made both posts

>>213839860
is that a friggin' katsu chicken sandwich??

>>213839860
popeyes is so good

>>213839788
>>213839435
>>213839386
impersonator

>>213839862
Atheists exposed the religious
Discuss

>>213839975
how did they do that?

>>213839735
catberg real quiet since this got posted

>>213839993
By pointing out that there is no credible evidence for any god(s). You might as well believe in Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.

>>213839876
it was a (shallow) commentary about privileged white boys trying to emulate black culture to seem more manly and cool. like you can see it a lot in his interactions with franklin.
>>213839947
im the 28yo troon not that guy

yes yes, incel birds, ok
but what about incel pterosaurs?
exactly

>>213840016
how did they do that?

>>213838884
youre a yank with a mutilated willy lol DONT EVER talk down to me again

touch your scar tissue there brantley

if we had a caste system you'd be fucking indian
smelly and dejected

go get shot up in a school shooting lol also i shagged ur mam

I'd take the shirt off any man's back

I'm an incel looking fella. people just assume i'm single and live with my parents.

got rid of my bed frame and have been sleeping on a mattress on the floor, nowt wrong with it

>>213840026
With their faculties of communication I suppose

>>213840043
do you wear glasses? are you a manlet?

>>213840056
autist

weekend away

reminder to report BE flagsposts if/when he shows up, and when (or anyone else) posts that garbage on a UK flag

>>213840019
>>213840029
t. you guessed it (46y.o.amerilard)

>>213840066
oi! OI!

>>213840075
why are zoomers all afraid of their hairlines

>>213840075
such a cluttered table is grim
put it awWAY LADS

>>213840105
we're the norwood generation

>>213840100
bonjour

>>213840066
no and yes

>>213840075
Vile beer that

>>213840122
chocolate rain

>>213839889
The meal you eat after you first wake up will always be brekky

>>213840122
dark chocolate poo seals just dropped

>>213840125
always wondered about that. so many zoomers norwood by 18

>>213840029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7B425-N0A&list=RDLe7B425-N0A&start_radio=1

>>213840131
i have two manlet friends and they're both hippie dippy spiritual types, and they seem much happier than me, maybe you should start doing drugs

>>213840120
you spending your frodsy night with your friends dieho

>>213839871
Both definitely

black dicks look like poo shits

Its okay to be a manlet

>>213840171
nah not rly gota ny friend innit :( (
:sadface:

>>213840167
why don't you have a seat over there?

a TGIF cuddle with Jack

not tempted by the thumbnails on the front page of porn sites anymore because it's all blacked shit that i have zero interest in

>>213840191
unfortunately for you it isn't

>>213840218
yeah I remember being tempted by those now (as a child)
black dicks look like poo going in and out of her pussy or ass

>>213840195
thought jesus christ son of god was your friend

>>213840253
he's Friend not friend(s)

>>213840250
precisely mate, i don't know why more people don't think this
the demand for BBC porn cannot possibly be as high as the supply, i refuse to believe it

oh and BTW (because you people are disgusting little gremlins) I just want you to know that I did NOT just come back from jerking off to black dicks in any form but I just wanted to say that they dicks look like black shits

>>213840250
honestly have a lot of nostalgia for watching porn as a preteen. like not even in a sexual way but like in a comforting way, it kinda has the same feeling as holding your genitals for a sense of security.

dogberg not having a good time

DO NOT look up Spunkingbaz on xhamster

>>213840266
thought he was three people in one

>>213840281
if you think about it there really is not that much of it
outside da joos I think most of it is garbage, trash. that except for the extremely rare black who can make it, but would you really waste a golden nigger on making porn?
anyways im glad it still exists so that blacks who like people like the Belgium flag are getting rekt mentally by the propaganda although it is a shame that a lot of it would make them stop watching porn and go outside to go have sex (because I am not doing that)

what are the most virgin male names you can think of lads?
>milton
>eugene
>stuart (specifically stuart with a u, not "stewart")

>>213840366
melvin
lachlan

>>213840366
diego

>>213840366
The bottom one is just the Irish version of it, lad

>>213840250
>>213840299
Grim as fuck
Back in my day it was all about random porn mags in the woods
Until my brother got an iPod video and I found loads of 30 second trailer clips for Assholefever.com on it
My first taste of hardcore, was probs about 13

i should be a government assassin paid lots of money for what I can do. im more than one man

>>213840312
Dogberg when he sees a BAME

I am brit's blackest dick nigger

>>213840200

sending bad energy @ Belgium flags way and hoping he kills himself also

>>213839680

>>213840218
If its not that then it's incest shite. This is why i watch the old french porns

>>213840366
Graham, Alasdair

>>213840312
>can't be worse than mine *cries about his doggowaifu in his smelly dogcel bedroom*

>>213840394
well something about spelling it that way makes it seem neutered

>>213840434
broooooo

>>213840337
oh wow an old dirty nonce wanking to off camera CP
mental he would show his face like that

got the camel on

eating skinless chicken breast and brown rice and quinoa after doing a workout earlier where i performed every lift with perfect form, bit of a goody two shoes me

>>213840427
uh oh the 46 year old pedophile from idaho is getting angry. FBI, search his computer at once

>>213840434
'

iodaho skibity

>>213840498
>skinless chicken breast and brown rice and quinoa
ffs live a little

>>213840447
bizarre, perplexing sentiment

>>213840534
i think the point is he wants to live a lot actually, not just a little

>>213840498
post body

>>213840397
i think its about the same really, no matter what generation people will look back at formative sexuality defining things like that. for me it was discovering /b/ when i was in middle school.

>>213840562
that's not living

>>213840498
>brown rice and quinoa
wut

>>213840507

>>213840573
neither is dying

>>213840507
Im 35 and im from Michigan

You need to walk home when the youthdem block the entire walkable space.
What do you do?

>>213840366
Milhouse

mine was hentai monster gangbangs, self-inserting as the girl and eventually she got mindbroken which was a main thing for me

(


(8)
So, we are alone in my room I’m putting my phone down nobody trying to reach us on a sunday afternoon

just us, up to no good just us, up to no good just us
just us

I wanna get
intimate witcha
do you mind
if I take it there
put your guard down if you want it baby

I’m really not listening babe
just watching your lips move
And you know what’s on my mind so what are you gonna do?
just us, up to no good just us, up to no good just us
just us
x1

we’ needing something, so
I’ll be right back (hold that thought)
what u did right there, plz rewind dat
u are the sweetest, have I told you that? you make me smile and you show respect back
and you don't need put a movie in the background
just lay back and buckle up, baby
and you can just take your time
cuz we don’t have any other plans

just us, up to no good just us, up to no good just us
just us

I wanna get intimate witcha do you mind if I take it there put your guard down
if you want baby (8)

can't even play battlefield 6 cause they need some gay bios update shite

>>213840607
slap the chavette on the arse as i go past

>>213840595
yea well, still eating pork and duck confit until then

>>213840570
>>213840579
>>213840605
mad i ruined your reddit "canslad" persona? kwab

>>213840579
All the leafs are brown
(All the leafs are grown)
And the sky is grey
(And the sky is grey)

>>213840613
i feel you. there was one hentai manga about a boy who got in an accident and got a girls body and was abused by the rest of the boys that I loved around that time.

ruined because you are jealous over everyone only because you are so bad at the thing you do every day all day

>>213840659
yup... he bubblin'

>>213840578
you can get little satchels of it at aldi

>>213840647
guy im telling you youre lumping in at least 2 different people

>>213840647
VPN off adam, rest assured nobody else is mentally ill enough to balance multiple personas

accidentally used the word "niggle" in conversation with a black colleague today and she looked a bit stunned for a moment but didn't comment

hey bruce, pass me the buh-wl uv keen wah over

>>213840698
oh, i've never heard of both being served together

>>213840607
why's the blond guy dressed like kim jong un

so this is leftypol

>>213840708
that word really does sound like it shouldn't be allowed even if its not from the slur

need a tiny sachet of cocaine

>>213840723
WHY CAN I NOT
FUCK YOU BRO

>>213840716
well they're both extremely good for you so it's a good pairing like

>>213840701
>>213840702
>bubblin' so hard he made both posts at the same time
oh he bubblin' big time

>>213840607
take off my trousers, get down on the floor and spread my bum hole in their direction

I'm so blackpilled over the state of this country that my diet and exercise have gone to pot. Can barely even focus on my work :(

I want to join a political party to try to do something about it, but I can't summon up the courage to do it. Realistically being a nationalist today means being a dissident who will face persecution.

I don't have any friends to fall back on, and I am 50/50 on whether my parents would try to kick me out. Just dunno what to do lads.

that blind guy has good posture

craving me some fish n chips now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhtCkbKDnTk

>>213840708
>"I hate niggles"

>pull into London on the train
>first thing you hear is "there's thieves here and btw unattended bags could be bombs"
This can't be good for the brain

nothing better than watching two of the mentally ill freaks fighting over each other

>>213840768
au contraire, it should motivate you to transform your body into a lethal weapon

>>213840797
vile gook whore

theyve always said that unattended bags could be bombs

>>213840708
next step is to slip the word niggardly into conversation

>>213840821
what year was it, the bombing?

still got a while to go until the drinks lads
we gota HOLD ON TO WHAT WEVE GOT IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT

>>213840768
keep posting on 4chan, it'll work out. trust me

brb. shower, shops, other shops.

>>213840799
I once got security called on me at St Pancras because I just absent mindedly followed the person in front of me when getting off the train and it was a staff member heading for some restricted area

i remember it was before the london olympics because idiots said you should have let us have them

>brown rice
>extremely good for you
ermm... source??

>>213840073
No need to sign your posts lad

Kilmarnock have been forced to delete a new signing post and video because some sad and pathetic grown “men” thought it was cool to make comments on her skin condition on what should have been the happiest day of her life, signing her first professional contract

Happiness has now been taken away from her and all trace of her signing removed from Killie’s social media pages.

>>213840868
took you a long time to come up with nothing

how to get a magikarp/gyarados mega raid

lads i think /brit/ needs to make an official statement on Palestine

>>213840864
racist cunt

>>213840864
none, complete meme, white rice is actually better for you

>>213840841
go suck off a paki

Billy No Mates spamming William Luther Pierce and talking about how Christianity ruined evropan pagan virtue from the smelly childhood bedroom

213840894
projkect on

>>213840880
I was busy fucking your mother

>>213840809
I know but I have a tendency towards melancholy and pessimism and I find it hard to pull myself out of these moods.

I feel incredibly isolated.

I have 124x Pokeballs in my inv
so pretty much ready. my foot got worse though

>>213840933
fantasise on

Heres a post

>>213840946
>I have a tendency towards melancholy and pessimism
how french of you, englishman

>>213840887
*taps mic*
ahem.
We deeply regret the unimaginable levels of suffering going on in Palestine, and hope for a swift close to the war. That is all, we will be taking no questions, thank you.

>>213840920
good evening deegz
is fornication occuring tonight?

>>213840075
imagine if it was pop and drinking that much pop on a train

Female colleague hearted two of my messages today lads. What does this mean?

cheat day today. not sure what to get x

>>213840946
Find Christ you twerp and stop thinking you've got the world figured out when you cant even help yourself

>>213840997
>>213841018
t. 46 year old amerilard

I just need a mega gyarados and might/will probably pay the £0.99 or £2.50 (whatever it is) for the remote raid pass, and remote into the right raid. I need the mega candies (to set him as my buddy after mega evolving it), so that I can mega evolve him with it as my buddy to generate mroe mega candies, every 1km. also walking those 1kms down a riverside to spawn lots of water Pokemon

>>213841031
are you both single?

>>213839288
would take some digging to get her head out of the ground

easy to forget that the romans were creepy pagans who did weird ceremonies that involved dousing themselves in blood

Goran

Realistically can Whites even win from our position? So much is stacked against us.

Unless there's a global economic meltdown (ten times bigger than 2008) I just don't see what will force Whites to fight and the System to collapse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfoSflupyoA&list=PLaQU_JDkcuXGP-Mwiyk38i4Ep52C_7o6I

last post. off to get work done

>>213840995
sexo like the Pokemon trainer on Pokemon Go
need this in my house!

>>213841041
mousey, im really not them, and i have no ill will towards you even if i find a lot of your posts and politics disagreeable.

Never forget they did this
Never forget who owns us
Never forget who runs Labour, the Tories, and Reform

even with all his vpns engaged
the lard on his body jiggles with rage

>>213841063
Bizarre leg proportions

>>213841067
Animal blood, not human.

>>213841056
I am and I’m pretty sure she is, she’s never mentioned a boyfriend and nobody else has ever said she has one.

>>213841093
>>213841099
t. 46 year old pedophile who is also "mousenonce"

>>213841019
evening
well you see im all fornicated out from hardcore shagging every other day of the week so i'll rest the ol wilkin(sons sword) tonight for a chance

Any /drug/ man in?
How many 'doses' would a 4g bar of mushroom chocolate last me? Never done them before bear in mind

dtfic megamelty

>>213841159
Timmy’s crush xx

>>213841063

>>213841168
probably a few hours if i had to guess. not a druggie though

>>213841168
take the whole thing at once, psychonaut

>>213841138
then you know what to do
unless she's one of those heart whores that hearts everything without meaning it

>>213841186
Nazis, like Zionists, are both subhuman

>>213840494
snow goose?

>>213841175
just a normal arvo for him then yeah?

>>213841157

if anyone wants a free uberjeets order I will cover it, I'd love to fund the foreigners in your country

>>213840075
Ipswich to Peterborough train?

>>213841250
>>213841252
but you can't afford that on welfare benefits

Picky bits in the garden for tea tonight innit, mumblatt has been to M&S and she’s doing us a rather based spread

>mini sandwiches
>pork pies
>quiche
>greek salad
>olives
>scotch eggs
>mini ‘zas
>mini ‘sages
>pimms

>>213841317
fuck off billionaire

love fat birds me

>>213841336
would buy him a drink if i saw him
then afterwards take him to the brothel

>>213841336
imagine being such a subhuman that you blindly cheat, get a tattoo as punishment like you actually deserve the relationship, then probably cheat again.
I hope she broke up with him right after he got the tattoo

>>213841336
I before E except after C

I like the idea of religion but the modern world seems to sterile and souless to really believe in it

It's obvious Europe would not have put itself on top of the world but it seems cringe to worship a semite and not a god/gods that reflect your people

>>213841336
spic bitch

FUCK
The jew at the toil is out sick till fucking next Friday

CUNTS

>>213841204
Seems a good way to go absolutely mental

Oh it overcast and windy x

>>213841135
yeah still creepy though

>>213841252

>>213841427
>but the modern world seems to sterile and souless to really believe in it
v low iq comment
you have chosen to believe this
it is no reflection on the actual ontological status of the world any which way

the astute and diligent users of /brit/ are beginning to realize the vpn allegation is true

>>213841428
the mongrel race of europe has no place to judge the children of the sun where the smallest drop of blood will make anyone shine brightly

Drinking iced covfefe big gulp with a taste of the 7/11
Sullenly in my car in the mart
Here you'll find
Despair and i
Calling to you with whats left of my shart, my shart
Forevermore

>>213841455
Religion has declined in all industrial countries. Even the Islamic world is starting to experience such things.

Old religions will have to adapt to survive or new ones will take their place.

>>213841510
stfu up spic bitch, europe made you
be grateful

reminder to report be flag posts when he shows up. thanks

>>213841559
Nah im ok thanks

he sees a (You) that says vpn
and the lard on his body begins to jiggle again

>>213841545
>noo the eternal truth must change with the times
utter state of you
and
>declined in all industrial countries
funny how that coincided with lower trust, lower community, greater inequality, degenerating culture, porous states, large rise in unhappier/mentally ill people

>>213841582
>125 lb

nice projection

>>213841589
>funny how that coincided with lower trust, lower community, greater inequality, degenerating culture, porous states, large rise in unhappier/mentally ill people
not at all, retard

remember in year 1 when nicky the naughtiest kid in our year cut the teacher's finger with scissors

>>213841608
grats!!
how tall are you???

>>213841610
fUCk
oFF
dEGENERATE

>>213841608
MEDFORD
E
D
F
O
R
D

>>213841608
>feels targeted and replies
thus, the jigglin' commenced

diego is unlikeable

>>213841628
you're a poseur, that's why i despise you

4chan not working for me

>>213841651
project on
>>213841643
hs?

>n-no you can't tell /brit/ i flood their genny with vpn posts!
thus, the jigglin' continues

>>213841559
Yes sir

>>213841654
how did you post this then?

>>213841608
>>213841631
Can you keep it in /cum/ please lads? You might have noticed we don’t really care

Ta x

>>213841671
there is nothing genuine about your supposed faith

>>213841651
you're a nihilist you don't even believe in anything except trying to act cool

>>213841627
5'6

and no i dont care

>>213841694
Done him

>>213841608
>125lbs
be my yank gf and get me out of this godforsaken hellhole

>>213841688
arrogant cunt

>>213841694
>>213841688
same to you, american

46 year old amerilard replying to own posts at an insane rate

>>213839331
the eyes don't lie

boring retard general

no dashes

>>213841699
>that pic
yeah nah go crawl into traffic diddy worthless piece of shit

trb (46 y.o amerilard) be like... hmm, do i make the new with a mexican, indonesian, or hungarian vpn?

Cold beer on a friday night
Pair of jeans that fit just right

>>213841713
i respect genuine christians
you're not one of them
try as you might, you're not fooling anyone, gremlin

>>213841777
who the fuck are you you degenerate sack of shit
you're so far from the light that if you encountered it you'd think it another type of darkness

>>213841654
When i go on outer int it crashes

>>213841795
>>213841795
>>213841795

>>213841787
buddy you worship the god of rape and even then you only put superficial effort into it like be honest with yourself you dont even want to be christian

>>213841787
and the mask slips off

>>213841841
you are the most worthless and retarded person here
even the other retards argue about god rather than what it is you have imagined me to believe contrary to everything i write
you pit of damnation

>>213841847
that is not a very christian thing to say :)

>>213841861
get behind me satan

>>213841922
so you ARE gay
should i bring poppers?

>>213841941
fantasise on