Thread 213846393

HE MADE A FUCKING EARLY ONE edish

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213846418
to blacksonboys*
need to press a vibrator against my 10cm and thin clitty

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645

mods

So here we are, the new

if you were wondering btw, I do love black penis

>>213846455
impersonator

*looks at the small cans*
hmmm
*looks at the medium cans*
Hmmmm
*looks at the BIG CANS*
AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

currently eating cheese

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

We are fucked :(

>>213846509
Never knew

>>213846509
interesting

>>213846561
Nope. President Donald J. Trump will save us. He is a British Man after all.

Ada. Wong. Sex. Arse. !!

got my nipples out for george bush

>>213846561
Hiro will (with his massive swinging dick) tell OfNoCoom to fuck off, fuck right off, pal

>>213846609
Good post

Do none of you twats drink beer bottles

>>213846661
Ayy pal

The Shah of Iran enjoying a day out with a Puerto Rican whore, before the Islamic Revolution - (Tehran, 1970).

wasnt George dubya a democrat?

>>213846674
LOL

>>213846692
He was a woke.

The best possible outcome for a /brit/ poster is to become Gog from Peep Show.

Ada Wong tight little pussy

halfway through august already

I GO TO HONG KONG

>>213846728
not getting you a kebab

>>213846800
it's giving me mental helf

stoic stick only has 176k subs? I thought he was very popular

incelcore is just bad novelty pop punk change my mind

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

Listening to a bit of rap, lads

I think I might drink a 40 instead of the cans

just shit korean fire noodles out of my arsehole

feeling suicidal

feeling depressed

>>213846794
epilepsy warning

>>213846887
>>213846889
you lads should hook up

>>213846887
dont kill yourself

feeling joyous and optimistic

feeling RAD
>>213846829

>>213846887
luv that song

I will NOT be on the cans tonight

>>213846887
>>213846889
*gives you a hug*

ALAN CHOOOOOOORING
A mathematician

>>213846561
oh no this is disaster what the hell are we going to d- oh wait I forgot, VPNs exist

>>213846939
oh come on, one can can't do any harm
just the one

>>213846887
>>213846889
cheer up mates :)

I am Mexcrement ... Hear Me ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213846953
he could've laid pipe with joan clarke
was he a homosexual?

any butthole field 6 man in

>>213846811
un kèbab sil vous plait

>>213847001
a handsome lad like alan would've been toying with his proto-pc by day and getting right in the minge by night

>>213846969
Most don't work.

>>213847014
only retards play EA games or give EA money after they killed westwood

Feeling pretty grand myself but we'll see after this 10 hours of wage slavery

i'm a little battyboy short and stout

>>213846908
>>213846940
>>213846986
thanks

>>213847073
show us your wagey dance

Thanks to the Boriswave getting this petition over the line, parliament will be debating the mooted ILR extension on 8 September.

limited edition cyclingmikey sex arse

>>213847031
he could've laid pipe with any girl in bletchley but spent all day fiddling with his gay little machine instead oh the mind boggles

Lmao Sir Boland Drompf is actually going to let Russia have Alaska
What fucking timeline have we stumbled in?

>>213847110
he's literally me

how's the spider infestation in your incel hovel, heatherpaedo?

>>213847140
you homo? x

>>213847131
huge if true

An untold story of modern Britain is how ‘good’ a shop worker job has become, relatively. It explains why almost all openings are massively oversubscribed, and how stores can recruit almost exclusively from predictable, more reliable, migrant labour and not students or young people starting out anymore.

While real wages for the median worker have been stagnant for a decade, those working on the shop-floor have seen 30%+ pay increases thanks to the rising minimum wage. Without pay differentials, working on the shop-floor immediately becomes more attractive than jobs that were previously just a couple rungs above the ladder like care work, as it’s comparatively a much lower stress, low skilled job.

Also with the equal pay bonanza in the background it’s really the modern equivalent of striking gold.

thinking about the sports and the plays corr love it

>>213847148
i fiddle with my gay little thinkpad all day rather than have sex! haha!

which dns should i use

>>213847168
love a thinkpad
love playing with the little red nipple

>>213846975
your swarthy French charm will not work on me, pierre

>>213847168
bet you fiddle with your bumhole too freetard

My Gimmick Tolerance is Running Low.

get the tunes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqtqIBSMjkw

Roadman Tom Jones be like "what's new Bumboclaat?"
this anything, lads?

I don’t get it

>>213847059
yeah well all we need is a couple that do

>>213847179
diddling nonce service?

>>213847104
Why does roke hate legitimate migration so much? It costs about 10k in visa fees while also paying an NHS surcharge on top of regular taxes they pay through work but roke makes it seem like it's all impoverished Somalis coming in

>>213847199
Los tolerancè de la gimmique

>>213847171
Looking very British in this picture President Trump, Sir!

>>213846536
CHEESE YA CUNT
CHEESE YA CUNT

>>213847238
yawn

>>213847238
we don't need a million more of the fuckers every year and "they" are importing so many to keep our wages down and housing costs up

>>213847223
got a smile from me, although I'm not sure if actual roadmen really use "bomboclaat" any more

i'm so sad

The immigrunts stole me teeth!

I would slaughter 1000 dogs if that could save one child's life and I would massacre an entire maternity hospital if that would make just one dog die painfully and horribly

>>213847230
white men catcall adult women whereas brown men prey upon children

>>213847259
The noise roke makes when he's collecting his bennies while ILR immigrants are paying taxes. The ironing

Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes have the same stated ideology except Tucker is sincere while Fuentes' agenda is unclear (he mostly attacks enemies of Jews now) and his behavior is fishy.

Some internet people are siding with Fuentes because he is a fellow porn addicted gay freak while they feel Tucker, who is a generally normal white man, only doesn't have videos of himself in cat boy fetish clothes because the CIA is covering it up. Who you side with in this says more about you...

>>213847293
>white men catcall adult women
not even, proven by actual feminists

Trying to poo or pee in an American city is an absolute nightmare. How is it in Britain? I'd honestly rather the thirdie system of just paying a dollar

Which movie should I watch?

Heat
Thelma and Louise
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
Rain Man
Educating Rita
Stargate
Pitch Black
Sophie's Choice

>>213847238
If they are so productive, why would they need to claim benefits at all?

where can i get a brass now without having to submit my id

Lol Sir Trumpo is giving Alaska to Putin

>>213847320
i'm just explaining the comic

um

>>213847327
Thelma and Louise or Educating Rita

DJT is a Spainoholic. He would never let /brit/ get banned.

>>213847323
I know the toilet code for every pret in Westminster, I shit where I want

>>213847327
pitch black

>>213847327
thelma and louise

We need a backup for 4chan's ban, PRONTO
I can't see it being accessible beyond October

>>213847230
hellohumanresources.png

>>213847376
I go to Gails

Crump is giving Alaska away at the behest of the EU lmao

>>213847394
the sharty

>>213847413
got called sexist in gails

>>213847330
You can't claim any bennies while in the visa process. It's literally printed on their visa card. My Aussie wife couldn't claim anything while applying.

The more Tucker attacks Jews, the more gay internet freaks attack Tucker.

Whether these people are all feds or some are and the rest are suggestible morons is irrelevant. They are helping the enemy nonetheless, as The bulwark, Loomer, Cruz and others backing Fuentes' op reveal.

Right, then, lads.
What's the plan for this evening?

i wouldn't go to france

>>213847425
It has malware

dying of thirst

Diego to give up God and instead follow horoscopes
That's the rumour flying around

Is it true that I have to give Sir Keir Starmer a picture of my penis if I want to have sex

>>213847446
getting shitcunted on the cans of course

get me off this island NOOOOOOW
THIS INSTANT

>>213847446
Posting content written to make people mad about AI in /g/

Thoughts on Knocked Loose?

>>213847495
don't be racist

the pretty lady at toil is being nice to me again

washed all my boxers and the cum sock

>>213847446
I took out some prokchops and think I'll grill them

what's the leftypol response when DJT brings about world peace later today?

The missus is watching Harlots. Complete shit but I like seeing tits so...

>>213847476
that's me fucked then - not even a top of the line iPhone 16 Pro Max with 5x optical zoom and 25x digital zoom could resolve my cock

>>213847327
pitch black

gonna head to bed

tired of being awake now

What if we had H20 but replaced the H (Hydrogen) with Heroin...

>>213847538
leftypol wants perpetual war to feed the military-industrial complex

My offer to any "pro white" influencer who supports Ukraine stands. I will pay for your flight to Ukraine in exchange for a written contract proving you will enter the country's armed forces and two, will grant me copyright to footage of the face you make before the drone blows you up.

The Ukrainian people are being forced against their will to die in this war by Jewish commissars. Those outside the country have no right to be prolonging this conflict.

>>213847446
either watch the saint or the sweeney

>>213847562
>tired of being awake now
ktim every second of every day

>>213847544
girl I'm sorta trying to shag got me to watch a couple episodes while I was round hers, it just seemed like eastenders but in the 18th century. Doesn't even have any nudity despite being a show about whores

>>213847482
WAHEYYYYY

>>213847507
Fair play to ye for gettin' stuck in and takin' on the AI topic, lad! What's the gist of the content ye've been postin'? Hope it's somethin' that'll get the blood pumpin' and the discussion goin' in /g/. I'm more of a beer and a can of stout kind of fella meself, but I respect the passion of the AI debate. What's yer take on the whole thing, then?

>>213847527
Would recommend eating them, personally, lad and not just grilling them.

>>213847585
the fuck is that?

>>213847576
yes that's what I'm thinking too

it Friday night and I'm still at toil, it not ri

The Coral Sea Islands Territory has a very small, temporary population. The only inhabitants are a staff of 3-4 people who operate the weather station on Willis Island

um
um

>>213847441
I work in this field and see it happen every day

Mad how a 2:1 is pretty much a signal now that you're lazy, stupid, or both. It really isn't something to be proud about since 1/3 of student get First Class Honours. It's like celebrating a C.

bret hitman clark

I yearn to return to woodland ferns where Herne and his wild huntress lay...
Might book a flight for October.

>>213846593
"muh first amendment"

Never cringed so hard in my life

I wish there was a whole new continent I could explore.

it beckons. oh it fucking beckons. gymtoil.

>>213847371
>>213847389
Thelma and Louise it is.
(I just included Educating Rita because I'm on yet another xfm binge haha)

Shagging a fart

>>213847658
Mental how if I did A-Levels today with ChatGPT, DEI and the rest of it I'd get in to Oxford.

>>213847658
degrees have lost so much of their credibility now that anything but a first from Cambridge or Oxford is basically worthless

>>213847606
how the fuck don't you know either?

:3

>>213847717
not true at all, it's propaganda

Any very busy body man in?

>>213847658
My practical work was rated a 1st but my coursework dragged it down to a 2:1 because I couldn't be fucked

>>213847654
>>213847441
Also my previous point was that after 5 years you can have the no recourse to public funds condition lifted by applying for indefinite leave to remain.

Imagine coming from some third word shit hole, getting a job as an urban scarecrow standing guard at a shop and watching the blacks walk out with whatever they want and then after 5 years your (already generous) minimum wage earnings get topped up by universal credit

've been messin' about with the AI and it's been grand, lad. Been havin' a butcher's at seein' what it can do and how it works, and so far, so good. The tech's really advance, isn't it? Can't wait to see what other tricks it's got up its sleeve!

>>213847722
Because despite what you all think, I'm not that fucking old, lad

>>213847704
https://vocaroo.com/18TgQkqOad8g

>>213847749
i will NOT celebrate your C
(i got a first without effort)

>>213847730
>>213847713
ghoulish freak, I want the old Arianna back

/r/equesting that webm of the cat standing up to look into the bath and then it starts dancing

wow they have bi fish

>>213847689
the UK needs a first amendment
maybe people will stop getting arrested for praying silently and talking to women

>>213847768
she's not ever coming back

>>213847768
When somebody says, "Ari, I think you've totally changed" (No shit)
(It's a knife) When somebody says they like the old me and not the new me
And I'm like, "Who the fuck is she?"

>>213847765
Didn't ask for your celebration. If anything I helped prove your point as I explained how lazy I was

>>213847748
I'm too busy to reply

I know a fella who got a 2:1 from Oxford and he's still unemployed almost 2 years after graduating

Any of you lads who've been to uni used your degrees since then?

>>213847798
Anti-abortion activists are mentally ill and they should be locked up and drugged

>>213847820
wiped my bum with it once

>>213847768
The Manchester bombing changed her forever. :'(

>>213847820
far from it!

>>213847814
was it in a STEM subject?

>>213847820
I folded it up into an aeroplane and threw it at a homeless

how come it seems like the shittiest men get the most loyal, loving, and devoted wives? even just looking at my mum she's an absolute SAINT of a woman and is constantly depressed because she got stuck with perhaps the most ineligible bachelor in Western Europe.

Applying for jobs in Tin City, Alaska.

think i'm autistic desu

>>213847787
estrogen in the water because of the contraceptive pill
some guy said it was what turned me gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tVrntKgdN0

>>213847820
i got a CS degree and not a meme sociology degree so yes, hired within three weeks of getting my grade

>>213847851
PPE

>>213847878
Ah lad, don't be shagging your mum.

having intercourse with my behind

Diversity boards going up in Notting Hill

Tin City Kino on the Menu boys

FUUUUUUCKKK

I FILLED UP ON THE CHIPS AND NOW I HAVE NO ROOM FOR THE SAVELOYS FUUUCCCCKKKK

NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M FULL

DAMMIT HOW I'M FULL

sequential hermaphroditism

cousin getting married next August. can't face going to another wedding as a single bloke, so now have a deadline to get a missus around my arm asap so the family don't realise I'm the loneliest cunt in albion

>>213847929
they've got all the metal fences up too, animals

>>213847950
go for a walk

>>213847950
Oi oi

>>213847893
ktim

>>213847921
All I'm saying - and at risk of sounding Freudian - is that my mum deserved far better than my father, and I would consider myself blessed to have a woman as good as her.

Wish I was in Tin City right now...

>>213847950
good

>>213847929
Another year of carni coppers lose again

>>213847950
You were bought up rich
I do ok these days, get invited to formal white tie and black tie dinners and morning dress luncheons but I still stick out as having been bought up poor because I was raised to eat my (expensive) protein first and then fill up on cheap carbs, lest I lose my appetite. I still do it.

>>213847878
women aren't actually very good at picking men
look at the dating history of any woman that spouts the "there are no good men, they're all pigs" type of rhetoric and I bet you it's full to the brim with aggressive douches

>>213848023
Alaska is pretty shit outside of the nature shit
T.lived in Fairbanks for 3 years

>>213847909
hope you lose your job to AI

>>213847950
how do you even fill up on chips? That's the takeaway equivalent of filling up on bread in a restaurant

>>213847929
>spiked fences
>wooden boards
>no shade near entryway
anti-homeless hostile architecture shit is inhumane

poo shatire

eating a sausage and then a chip and savouring the flavour combination like the rat chef off of ratatouille

>>213848086
Potatoes are quite filling

>>213848102
based retard

>>213848102
yawn

>>213848054
but when I see couples on the street the women look happy and the men don't look horrible or mean

Any of you lads been farting any good farts recently?

>>213848108
better not be a fucking beef sausage I swear to god

>>213848135
too hot for good clean farts

Poojeet Shitrundownjee

>talk to the AI about the cans
>it comes back with this:
If you're happy with your current lifestyle and aren't experiencing any negative consequences, then there's no need for me to harp on about the risks. My goal is to provide helpful information, not to dictate what people should or shouldn't do in their free time.

If you're comfortable with your drinking habits and it's not causing problems in your life, then that's all that matters. Enjoy your hobby and don't let anyone else make you feel bad about it!

>>213848108
>eating a sausage
yea i bet you're "savouring the flavour"

>>213848151
halal slaughtered of course

>>213848156
this, my arse has been a tropical swamp for like 2 weeks straight

>>213848169
He likes the MOUTHFEEL

>>213848102
know what else is inhumane? darkies

need it banned

I was a sad, sad song before we met

too drunk to drive into the chipper and too lazy to put on food

this is like the potato famine all over again

>>213848135
did one that smelled exactly life beef supernoodles recently

>>213848200
erm you can't say that in starmers shitain

just want to sit and watch my youtubes but the incelflat is like a fucking oven I hate it

>>213848212
Phone in an order, lad?
Ask one of the local kids to run to the chips shop and offer them ten quid for the trouble?

>>213848212
cant you get a nigerian on a moped to bring you something?

Mad how she used to post on the chon

Do in fact enjoy the sensation of the congealed fat in cold leftover sausages

>>213848227
yea you can, just say you had a traumatic childhood, you can get away with anything

Genes. How the fuck do they work?

>>213848232
>>213848247
live in the countryside so no

>>213848212
get the pasta delivered

women hate me
i hate women

Sex with musky muscular men. Y or N?

>>213848232
I don't think the neighbours like canslad approaching their children with cash

New Strictly line up just dropped
The mummies and the homosexuals are besides themselves

>>213848278
None of the kids there can drive tractors?

>>213848292
Y

>>213848286
hate how they glorify victimhood these days

my god get over some lad cat calling or leering at you when you were 14 ffs

Going to get the big wine

>>213848293
Tend to do it a lot, actually
I also tend to be the one they ask to get them the bokkles of voddy if the barman is being a cunt and asking for ID

>>213848278
tell me your address I'll send you an egg bap in the post

>>213848306
all the kids who drive tractors bully me for being an incel :(

barbara stanwyck sex arse

unironically did have a somewhat traumatic childhood
can't blame the state of my life fully on it but might've been less of a loser if i had parents who loved me

Some lad just came to my door with a takeaway delivery meant for the next street over. Silly lad haha

>>213848364
bet it was timmy that felt jealous and called

>>213848303
Rosemary...

>>213848303
could have sworn Hamza was dead but apparently not

>>213848362
Good lads

>>213848399
Oh no you'll kick off AI Slop lad

>>213848292
Y.

>>213848364
see? there you go
once asked a power ranger figurine for christmas (one of the cool ones that flipped head) and my parents got me some non-descript figurine shit instead
still hurts

Where do the refugee groups, charities and unions get their money from?

>>213848303
TOUCH MY BUM
THIS IS LIFE

>>213848443
loved those
you could flip the head around for helmet on, helmet off

>>213848229
ktim
got a fan pointed right between my legs and can smell my taint grease wafting up

>>213848455
hope not hate
the israel lobby

>>213848383
I had the opposite problem, my parents loved me too much
I had an extremely sheltered childhood, anything even remotely risqué was not allowed, if a rude part of a film came up it would be fast forwarded, I wasn't allowed to go out by myself in case something happened to me. Pretty much doomed me to be a socially awkward undeveloped freak forever

Mousey and Diego are like the Vic and Bob of /brit/

>see a young lady jogging
>her phone has fallen out of her pocket
>I pick it up and jog after her, to return it
>start calling her 'Miss, Miss, you've dropped your phone Miss'
>She hears 'tits tits, show us your tits'
>calls the police
>police stop me, place me in the police car in handcuffs, take me to the local police station and explain to me that I'm not under arrest because what I did isn't illegal but I'm not to ask women to show their tits as it's naughty
>I explain about the phone
>I am then accused of stealing the phone

Lads, this fucking country, eh?

4chan x shat the bed for a second there, saw a belgian flag
working now though

>>213848303
Who is the woman in the middle and the bloke(?) on the the bottom right corner?

Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé, ja, dejé
Dejebe tu dejebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

might stay up really late tonight for a laugh

>>213848512
Spaingod = Harry Enfield
190 = Paul Whitehouse

>>213848481
YES
had a friend who had one of those, wanted one too and... well, that's why i raped her, your honour

>>213848539
corr

>>213848535
SNOOD

>>213848455
his majesty's government and the united states government

>>213848364
to be fair, "sexual assault" has become an extremely vague term these days, he probably just looked at her arse

>>213848492
ktim ktim ktim

>>213848531
Some troon and Rose West

>>213848400
wonder does he have a separate attachment for claw wanks

>>213848515
hope you're jailed for life you fucking cretin
women are not your to ogle
wait, your an immigrant? oh sorry, carry on sir
have you got a house, are you fed?

>>213848455
National lottery unironically

>>213848557
leftypol pls

whats the most insane thing you can put in a will. could you make it legally required that your lawyer has to tell your niece you killed yourself because you were in love with her and he has to tell if he says it's made up or doesn't tell he's prosecuted

>>213848539
Be sure to keep to yourself and don't bore us all night

Mousey And Diego Get The Munchies

>>213848492
>if a rude part of a film came up it would be fast forwarded
same would happen to me and I got clipped round the ear for calling the pikey kid a pikey even though my dad said I shouldn't play with the pikey kids

>>213848538
um

>>213848613
>>213848613
>>213848613

legs shaved
fishnets on
grindr downloaded

>>213848539
stayed up until 1 pulling myself off

get cheesed hehe
26w out of 42 games now but I did a bunch of noob league games and lost most :(

>>213848385
put it in the facebook group, alert the neighbourhood he may be back to steal stuff

>>213848364
Wonder if this would redpill that woman

>>213848649
Nah I know who he was. He was just a bit lost

>>213848641
haha alri mousenonce lad

>>213848455
>refugees
goberment gibs
>charities
lottery
>unions/cartels
rape of their members

>>213848612
Never knew about the Rapper's Delight thing, that's quite clever and meta

im level 9 in PvP

got an outfit in the works