Thread 213848613

first!!!!

>>213848630
a clue gained

>>213848613 (OP)
>posing a negro
lad, come on now

first!!!

might buy some youtuber merch

nth for Carly Rae Jepsen

hi

>>213848455
george soros types

>>213848684
is she playing with her female fanny just off camera?

Just matched with a Chinese girl on Hinge. Her name is Brad Lee Po Stin.

welsh lives matter

>>213848721
Laboured. This one shouldn't have left the writer's room.

>>213848730
Wrong

>>213848721
poo sc

AV GOT MENTAL ELF!

mates married to a chinese bird and I do not remember her name at all
she should have just picked an english one

>>213848684
um

i figure the epstein tape isnt trump raping children, his followers already know he does that and they don't care, the tape is trump in drag getting fucked by epstein.

>>213848742
Yeah I thought "Lee Po" was good but the idea of a Chinese girl called "Brad" is stupid

>>213848684
CWLTSHC

corr

Gary Eats doing his great comedy in the new video. Don't miss out, watch it today!

>>213848721
one time i saw a chinese girl on tinder named xuqing so i took a screenshot and posted it here and said "a golf ball" lol
get it because it's xuqing (sucking) a golf ball

>>213848868
FONT

grangle grangle

>>213848788
typical TDS sufferer cannot help but think of sodomy

>>213848899
piss off, nonce

>>213848887
i didn't match with her thoughbeitever

what age did you lads have your first wank?

>>213848889
it makes sense though. his followers are pro rape and pro pedophilia right, they see women as property, but they hate homosexuality, they worship trump because of the strong man image. Him getting a std-rotted jewish cock slammed in him over and over in 4k would destroy him.

you're wranglin' for a granglin'

And he grangled away, grangle grangle

t-5 minutes until the next 10 months of bird and circuses starts

garyeats is eating some fancy fish and chippers tonight
as always, lets give it a go

are we watching liverpool or trump?

>>213848868
not pronounced that way at all

>>213848939
13
was to bailey jay lol

>>213848941
oh yea, you are definitely a groyper
i can tell by your retardation and love of faggotry

Got any granglade?

>>213848939
36

they call me the midnight grangler

>>213848996
liverpools logo is a bird you idiot

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdj2rzpx109o

>Gang boss, Rothwell, from Salford in Greater Manchester, was sentenced to 43 years.

43 years for selling some coke
noncing kids? nothing

>>213848978
wanking to liverpool until i cum then switching to trump

>>213848939
it was before i could cum because i remember shooting nothing, probably around 10 i think. got a flip phone and would google boobs.

>>213848684
this is it, this is the webm that made the first crack in my heterosexuality

Spaino with a tear in his eye singing his little heart out

>>213848989
???
I'm a leftist not a retard

>>213848939
Was 9
First time watching mumberg play with her fanny.

>>213849013
Think he did a bit more than sell some coke, Rorke

>>213849013
>43 years for selling some coke
good

meme idea: what ifs but it's completely mundane (e.g. what if david cameron's name was john. i.e. former prime minister John cameron)

>leftist
>not a retard

they dont like me because i post a picture with my text - peter griffin but let "bradley" be posted

they are the same people who spent high school in "computer" classes when everyone else had sex - virgin freaks get a life stop obsessing

is it considered animal abuse to train your dog to lick your bollocks when you wank?

>>213849094
what if our fingernails grew backwards? Like starting from the tip growing back then growing into your finger beds like roots?

German dictator Adolf Smith

>>213849119
shut up cobba

ive got
two tickets to grangledise

>>213849013
not just selling coke though was it
says he sold weapons and ordered shootings

regardless, just the image alone says evil, that dead eyed soulless grin

gary is liking this fish

Twerking my arse to The Vengaboys waheey

burned the fucking pie didn't I

Every world order begins with a myth. Not a market, not a treaty, but a nomos (νόμος): the original act of land division that founds law and meaning. Schmitt saw that behind every legal system lies a sacred cut in the Earth, a cosmic claim, not just a political one.

>>213849174
Don't spoil it for us dickhead

I apologize to all british posters for being a johnny foreigner

got an outfit in the works

>>213849193
it not pie night

just love the drink so much lads

>>213849158
think I won't do this to you?

when do we get to see trump completely humiliated bu putin then
its today right?
how long till zelensky ends up falling out of a windo

>>213849233
er

>>213849229
errr... drinking is not a personality hun :) x

first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry

>>213849233
don't ever post this again

Gary EATS
Man Of the People.......

>>213849270
Wait , go by alphabetical order, lad

>>213849193
dicked

>>213849307
>when she sees your penor

The fish reminds me of that rabbit with black horns

training with samurais in japan

gary eats cum

>unironically live next door to a bunch of yank girls (most of whom are asian-american)
>every friday and saturday they're getting bong'd by some different lad

thought they feared foreskins

>>213849229
Miller lite is shit howeverbeit

fan drying my silicone pussy sleeve, there has to a better way to clean these things

>>213849352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5chO4D4oGsE&list=PLD95FCB34F366D927

>>213849376
get yersel some

>>213849013
a real country would have executed him

>>213849381
he's just a cat though

>>213849376
asians don't get snipped

>>213849426
South Koreans do

OFCOM please, you must be checkin’ IDs
Keir’s law for my people
And it just won’t
Starmer please, you must be checkin’ IDs
Keir’s law for my people
And it just won’t

>>213849376
Lucky cunt. There are barely any east/southeast Asians in Scotland and it’s fucking bullshit

Trump ushering in Total World Peace like it's nothing. No big deal.

need to return the boxer briefs i bought off amazon
long leg my ass, shit might as well have been a speedo

>>213849436
fucking disgrace, bet you lot introduced that during the korean war *sips coca-cola* couldn't be me

oh thank god for that

bizarre post

Got the Frankie Valli on

>>213849394
How's he gonna get that bateau down innit

Might say we need to slit a demographics throats, for a laugh

>>213849469
Plenty Chinks

what the fuck is boxer briefs
it's either pants or boxers in my eyes

>>213849511
under starmer's regime you can only say that if you're a wog

dual bikini

need a bum

>>213849536
that's me lucy connoley'd then

>>213849523
You should try to keep all vestments out of your eyes.

>>213849501
Good lad. Always remind me of that scene in The Deer Hunter. You know the one

>>213849546
who's that?

get the crisps eat

>>213849474
And to think all we had to do was give the world to Russia. Honestly makes me feel pretty foolish for the last 80 years of cold war.

>>213849572
This only makes sense in Glaswegian

he's a lil guy

>>213849555
im unbound by concepts such as should and should not

>>213849568
your mum
bummed to death in the sweltering summer of 2025

>>213849621
drump is yuge

>>213849476
>coca cola
Youre just as dominated by america as they are
Get a clue x

>>213849568
some bint who go sent down for 20 years for a a naughty tweet

lucy letby battle rap

>>213849660
think you missed the joke chicano

ge the pepsi maxed

>>213849385
what the fluff

Trump is a mossad agent

>>213849665
>20 years for a a naughty tweet
must have been extra naughty

>>213849660
how does a frenchman have a better grasp on the english language than you do?
yanks gotta start blowing they heads smooth off on bruh

>>213849683
you are the joke gringo

>>213849683
Im not a mexican

right then
well
here we are then

>>213849660
mate it was so on the nose how have you missed it

>>213849707
>>213849712
el dos chicanos

>>213849715
right.
*stares at the biscuit*

TRUMP JUST PULLED ON A GUN ON POOTIN

I told you guys this was free money
Hope you jumped on it

>>>/pol/513126284

the Ukrainians are seething kek

>>213849741
nice autocorrect phone posting bitch

>>213849729
excuse you it's los pollos hermanos

>>213849739
*starts masturbating furiously*

>>213849621
why doesn't your culture enforce ICJ arrest warrants

mexicans are my brethren in latinidad

>>213849627
your corneas will be bound by a cotton-polyester blend

on the pork scratchings

>>213849757
So why didn't you put a grand on it

having chicken KIEVS in the airfryer then some rice from the rice cooker and some garlic bread (also fried in air)

on the pork wanking

>>213849795
corrr corrrr

>>213849792
I love Brazil <3

>>213849712
true you aren't
you are MEXICAN-AMERICAN

I don't really understand why the Boss Of The Free World would meet with the tinpot dictator of a Third World gas station that has a lower GDP than Clarksville, Tennessee and no indoor plumbing, and why everyone is so interested in what they'll talk about. Anyone care to explain?

>>213849795
don't break your teeth

russia today says the west is gay and racist

I wonder if they're transferring the Chagos Island payments to Mauritius via Bitcoin. Not a bad time to buy if so.

scratching me pork

>>213849762
Hohols are pathetic baka

whats putin and trump meeting for then
avent they got skype

my mince has gone out of date

>>213849786
Bring in Netanyahu first

>>213849799
Not a gambler

>>213849870
just walk differently then

>>213849875
you'd think it was a tin
you know
given his name
hah
x

>>213849860
no, far from it

>Putin + Drumpf meeting at the exact same time as the Premier League begins

Isn't this disrespectful to Britain?

>>213849621
little monke fella

>>213849875
Yes, spaino, this is common with a lot of world leaders. You can actually do a good bit of health checks from shite

But you didn't know that

might bring my switch on holiday
play some vidya when steaming in my hotel at night

>>213849914
trump is the real draw not that poncey shite

Putin's pants just fell down

>>213849875
very original joke 'fic

>>213849896
kek

>>213849843
Racist against white people yes

You haven't really been to Ibiza until you've faced him. The Final Boss. Big Jack Kay.
He appears on Day 4. You're weak. You're sunburnt in strange places. You've eaten nothing but crisps and regret for 72 hours. Your soul has left your body and is watching from the pool bar.
Then he emerges from the mist. Not actual mist - vape cloud.
Muscles like he's training for a fight with the sun.
Skin tone: George Hamilton meets gravy granule.
White vest clinging to him like it's scared. Turkey teeth so bright you instinctively shield your eyes.
Gold chain thicker than a tow rope.
The bowl cut. Immaculate. Like it's been lasered into his scalp daily by a retired barber named Gaz who now lives in San Antonio and only takes payments in protein powder.
He's on his third jug of sangria. It's 11am. He orders a round of sambuca for the entire bar. No one asked. No one wants it. You take it anyway.
It's the law.
He calls everyone "bruv" and "princess."
Simultaneously. You feel slightly insulted and slightly flattered. He tells you he's "semi-retired" and owns a gym called Iron Sanctuary that may or may not exist.
By 2pm he's on someone's shoulders, chanting for a club that's never played in La Liga. By 4pm he's doing push-ups in the smoking area to impress a hen do from Basingstoke. By 6pm... he's gone.
Vanished. Like a bronzed fever dream. You check your phone. There's a new contact.
Ibiza Final Boss

>>213849936
>>213849949
mindraped freaks

>>213849968
>gets mind raped

Sorry I did that to you, spaino

>>213849914
everyone hates britain. its an irrelevant little gay piece of shit. same with gayrope generally. there are 4 countries that matter in this world - china, usa, india and russia. gayrope exists only as a theme park with old buildings for tourism

putin flew over my house

>might bring my switch on holiday
>play some vidya when steaming in my hotel at night

drank some water just then

might do it again later

what's going on there then

need meg the stallion to rape me

>>213849981
india is irrelevant and everyone hates it

>>213849981
>india
lmao

>>213849981
>india
strange inclusion

>>213849981
>india
do not redeem saaar

fuck SAKE

using LLM to read and score posts to automatically filter out the shite

>>213849981
>india

>>213850040
for england james?

>>213850018
She upset a lot of people on the internet when she said Spotify was for poor people

>>213850018
she's a fucking tank

>>213850047
no idea what that is

>>213850040
used to look at natalyas polygon chebs and wank my knobber to them when playing this

>>213850024
>>213850034
cope, india is more relevant on the world stage than britain. Its why we go to further lengths to appease them than you. Theyre geopolitically important and arent well trained dogs like yours.

>>213850040
He's a tall, reasonably well dressed chap. Kind of looks like Boromir.

india suporpower 2030 sirs

>>213850076
me neither just copying something i saw elsewhere x

how many /brit/ posters have suicidal ideations

>>213850013
looks like a fire

>>213850107
+1 for me

>>213850084
I was always more of an Onatopp man

Iran, russia, china, USA, and north Korea are the most important countries

>>213850091
subtle as a kick in the bollocks

>>213850088
>we
>them
that's me fooled

wish carly was one of my mums

LIVARPOOL GETTING STARTED EARLY

>>213850107
not enough
the bigger issue is that none of them have the gumption to see it through

>>213850091
The stealth bomber was such a useless piece of shit in MW2. Looks cool though

>>213850121
and Brazil btw

Bad day to be a knock off Lidl Peroni

>>213850063
that's why she chose thee stallion as a name

>>213850018
beastiality is illegal here mate

Is anyone planning on tonight?

>>213850135
rude

>>213850134
baldies sticking together

Where do I find badass bitches that wear big hoop earrings

>>213850091
boys when they hear a plane

>>213850162
oh its not because she's got a massive rectangular cock?

>>213850171
yeh

>>213850161
on the estrella galicia myself

>>213850169
Girantina is a good guy
eh casts psychic and doesnt afraid of anything

>>213850185
*waves hoof*

>>213850169
autism is a hell of a thing

>>213850191
*wags tail*

>>213850185
i've been unlucky enough to be born in the generation where none of the women want to wear these anymore, life sucks

>>213850185
2004

>>213850185
Hoopville

/brit/ stands with Israel

what is it like to live in teesside?

>>213850253
>/brit/ stands with satanic paedophiles

>>213849494
what's the answer

>>213850271
woah steady on we're not satanic

>>213850253
Its illegal not to

about to spend £2 on something naughty haha

india is garbage, will never amount to anything
us is a racial powder keg that alienated its vassals (enjoy the next 3 years, you won't like the 4 years after that)
russia is two weeks away from not being a paper tiger + all their deals in africa come with a pozzing clause, mass african immigration on the cards but hey, as long as they learn russian (we're not racist like those evil westerners)
chinese century is all but secured

>>213850271
very on brand desu

>>213850284
dunno didn't watch it

Nigga name Keir

>>213850310
Russia does not mass import africans and asians like europe and north america do
This is CIA propaganda unironically

>>213850257
Middlesbrough is one of the worst shitholes on earth just ask anyone from there

i like china coz i like prawn toast and sexy chinese women with large breasts

>>213850257
dunno mate

>>213850310
>all their deals in africa come with a pozzing clause, mass african immigration on the cards
haven’t seen any evidence of this except fake news article screenshots

Nigga middle name 'Rodney'

>>213850361
they will soon, you need an update

Alri lads back from my 3 day ban for nothing

Anything fun happen while I was away?

Nigga surname 'Starmer'

so so so scandalous

>>213850384
No they wont
Europe will increase their importation of africans and asians howeverbeit

>>213850400
some people started impersonating the belgian and saying they want to suck black dicks and that

>>213850400
why do you pretend to be banned for 3 days?

>>213850374
lad they're already being eaten by the muslamistanese in the south east
the oligarchs don't a shit, they never did

>>213850430
they will
but you're right on the second

>>213850443
You are regurgitating state department propaganda that has been refuted 100s of times

>>213850443
so they’re not importing africans then?

>>213850463
ok, show me one time

>>213850457
russia is 85% ethnic Russian
France on the other hand...

>>213850040
0 drugs taken today
0 women kissed today
6 times cried
heh nothjing personal kid

>>213850475
they will, minerals against nogs, that's always the deal

>>213850434
Impersonating how?

Isn't he already on the down low anyway?

>>213850437
Why would I pretend to be banned?

They banned me for "spamming/flooding" but didn't even link a post, absolutely tyrannical and scandalous if you ask me

Westoids have to cope that ZOGs adversaries are also importing infinity non whites like their governments are

safe to say pop music is in good hands

russian niggas poo in their pants lol

>>213850481
>>213850501
There are no crazy homeless blacks high on drugs wondering around the streets of st Petersburg or Moscow like there are in paris and London.

>>213850487
>ethnic Russian
putin himself doesn't recognise that since russia is a multi ethnic nation
and seriously american, you want to go on that territory?

>>213850508
Olivia is the hottest

>>213850536
Russia is 85%+ ethnic Russian

>>213850508
Don't you get bored of spamming this all the time?

What do you get out of it?

>>213850487
and most of the non-russians live in their own ethnic homelands. moscow has some non-whites but look at it on youtube, it’s FAR whiter than even most towns in the uk now. even the teenagers are mostly white in moscow

>>213850528
yea, there's enough russians for that
they're african tier pozzed

>>213850508
timmy timmy cronem
timmy timmy timmy

>>213850538
she's the prettiest
the hottest tho...

>>213850556
being "ethnic Russian" doesnt mean anything because the country is so big
people in siberia have very few links with russians living on the border with dagestan

Minccino Is

Me

but
as Pokemon !!

Gotta catch `em All !!

>>213850536
putin explicitly uses the term ethnic russian (russki) all the time and for political purposes eg annexing the crimea

>>213850624
Hiii

>>213850607
How's your mum doing mate?

She good?

I heard people were impersonating you, what do you think about that?

>>213850624
grow up

>>213850616
drivel

>>213850616
you know exactly what he means you pedantic little virgin

dtfic was "banned" but saw the entire impersonation saga? makes you think

>>213850658
what the fuck are you playing at

>>213850625
oh yea? then why does he also emphasizes the mutli ethnic nature of russia and opposes it to the racist imperialist west?
damn, it's almost like he's a disingenuous lying cunt or something :o

>>213850670
Someone just told me he was being impersonated you imbecile

>>213850191
imagine that was a bbc in her hand instead she was wanking and aiming into her cuck bfs mouth

>>213850670
retarded nigga

>>213850674
because russia is huge and includes lands conquered by ethnic russians. you can have a multi-ethnic state whilst maintaining an ethnic conception of the majority population in fact this is honest and rational

>>213850098
Are the Mughals coming back to fix it?

>>213850766
>lands conquered by ethnic russians
sounds like imperialism to me

>>213850091
Fucking missed again? Just pretend it's a school.